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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Mobson | Mar 17 2014, 01:58 PM Post #1701 |
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The last of two fat ladies has died And the mourning is now nationwide they'll be riding the skies |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 17 2014, 02:32 PM Post #1702 |
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The last of two fat ladies has died And the mourning is now nationwide they'll be riding the skies With two portions of fries |
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| tafkaj | Mar 18 2014, 03:02 PM Post #1703 |
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The last of two fat ladies has died And the mourning is now nationwide They'll be riding the skies With two portions of fries On a bike with a car on the side. *************************************** I love bees but don't like the wasp |
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| Mobson | Mar 19 2014, 05:23 PM Post #1704 |
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I love bees but don't like the wasp who lands upon my little knosp |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 19 2014, 06:23 PM Post #1705 |
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I love bees but don't like the wasp who lands upon my little knosp My little knosp gets very tender |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 20 2014, 10:31 PM Post #1706 |
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I thought this was meant to be a limerick thread. I love bees but don't like the wasp who lands upon my little knosp Which gets very tender When put in the blender |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 21 2014, 11:24 AM Post #1707 |
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Don't you start Tick or I'll report you to 'Age Concern' |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2014, 08:41 AM Post #1708 |
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Blame it on Taf for ending the first line with a word that doesn't rhyme!
Edited by Mobson, Mar 22 2014, 08:45 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 22 2014, 03:34 PM Post #1709 |
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I love bees but don't like the wasp who lands upon my little knosp Which gets very tender When put in the blender And I have to go to the hosp' Please start these odd odes with a rhyme |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2014, 04:21 PM Post #1710 |
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Please start these odd odes with a rhyme Beating out to the rhythm of time |
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| Caro | Mar 23 2014, 05:24 AM Post #1711 |
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Please start these odd odes with a rhyme Beating out to the rhythm of time The scheme is so clear |
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| Mobson | Mar 23 2014, 09:11 AM Post #1712 |
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Please start these odd odes with a rhyme Beating out to the rhythm of time The scheme is so clear Tho' not for all, I fear |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 24 2014, 05:46 PM Post #1713 |
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Please start these odd odes with a rhyme Beating out to the rhythm of time The scheme is so clear Tho' not for all, I fear The ridiculous is not so sublime The old ferry from Dover was late |
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| Mobson | Mar 24 2014, 06:12 PM Post #1714 |
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The old ferry from Dover was late The passengers were in'fer a wait |
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| Caro | Mar 24 2014, 11:05 PM Post #1715 |
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The old ferry from Dover was late The passengers were in'fer a wait The French said, "ooh, la" |
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| Mobson | Mar 25 2014, 12:18 AM Post #1716 |
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The old ferry from Dover was late The passengers were in'fer a wait The French said, "ooh, la" As they stood at the bar |
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| tafkaj | Mar 25 2014, 02:42 PM Post #1717 |
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[Impossible - it's up to those following the first line to create the rhyme ... ]The old ferry from Dover was late The passengers were in'fer a wait The French said, "ooh, la" As they stood at the bar And laughed as it spewed forth its freight. ******************************************** Who knows if the Russians'll invade? |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 25 2014, 05:48 PM Post #1718 |
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Impossible - it's up to those following the first line to create the rhyme ... ]Pedant! |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 25 2014, 05:49 PM Post #1719 |
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Who knows if the Russians'll invade? With their tanks and their infantry brigade |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 27 2014, 11:32 AM Post #1720 |
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Who knows if the Russians'll invade? With their tanks and their infantry brigade Hidden-faced bullies |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 27 2014, 08:33 PM Post #1721 |
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Who knows if the Russians'll invade? With their tanks and their infantry brigade Hidden-faced bullies Dressed in khaki woollies |
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| tafkaj | Mar 29 2014, 01:02 PM Post #1722 |
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Who knows if the Russians'll invade? With their tanks and their infantry brigade Hidden-faced bullies Dressed in khaki woollies - They're now on their way to Cricklade! -------------------------------------------------- If someone is knocking your door |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 29 2014, 01:20 PM Post #1723 |
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If someone is knocking your door It may be the neighborhood bore |
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| tafkaj | Mar 29 2014, 01:27 PM Post #1724 |
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If someone is knocking your door It may be the neighborhood bore If so, take your rifle [Gotta go - tata! ]
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 29 2014, 04:06 PM Post #1725 |
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If someone is knocking your door It may be the neighborhood bore If so, take your rifle But leave me the trifle |
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| Mobson | Mar 31 2014, 09:32 AM Post #1726 |
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If someone is knocking your door It may be the neighborhood bore If so, take your rifle But leave me the trifle I ain't gonna stand for it no more |
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| Mobson | Mar 31 2014, 09:32 AM Post #1727 |
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When troubles seem to come thick'nfast
Edited by Mobson, Mar 31 2014, 09:33 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 31 2014, 11:10 AM Post #1728 |
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When troubles seem to come thick'n fast I remember good times in the past |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 31 2014, 03:06 PM Post #1729 |
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When troubles seem to come thick'n fast I remember good times in the past Xmas day, New Year's Eve |
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| tafkaj | Apr 1 2014, 02:25 PM Post #1730 |
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When troubles seem to come thick'n fast I remember good times in the past Xmas day, New Year's Eve And my Death Row reprieve |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 1 2014, 03:29 PM Post #1731 |
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When troubles seem to come thick'n fast I remember good times in the past Xmas day, New Year's Eve And my Death Row reprieve I just wish all those 'good times' would last By far, the best thing about Gerry |
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| Mobson | Apr 1 2014, 05:50 PM Post #1732 |
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By far, the best thing about Gerry Aside from being incredibly merry Edited by Mobson, Apr 1 2014, 05:50 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 1 2014, 08:50 PM Post #1733 |
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By far, the best thing about Gerry Aside from being incredibly merry Is the way his nose glows |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 1 2014, 09:51 PM Post #1734 |
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By far, the best thing about Gerry Aside from being incredibly merry Is the way his nose glows Like a luminous rose |
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| Caro | Apr 2 2014, 01:23 AM Post #1735 |
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By far, the best thing about Gerry Aside from being incredibly merry Is the way his nose glows Like a luminous rose Or a beautiful great big straw-berry. The worst of this man is his lisp |
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| Mobson | Apr 2 2014, 10:55 AM Post #1736 |
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The worst of this man is his lisp His diction's uncertain, not crisp |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 2 2014, 11:48 AM Post #1737 |
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The worst of this man is his lisp His diction's uncertain, not crisp He'll thay thath not tho |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 2 2014, 01:06 PM Post #1738 |
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The worst of this man is his lisp His diction's uncertain, not crisp He'll thay thath not tho In a tone full of woe |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 4 2014, 12:04 PM Post #1739 |
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The worst of this man is his lisp His diction's uncertain, not crisp He'll thay thath not tho In a tone full of woe It'th a shame that he'th jutht a thmall withp The desert was bathed in full moonlight |
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| Caro | Apr 4 2014, 09:25 PM Post #1740 |
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The desert was bathed in full moonlight It made such a wonderful sight |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 5 2014, 12:18 AM Post #1741 |
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The desert was bathed in full moonlight It made such a wonderful sight No sound could be heard |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 5 2014, 11:11 AM Post #1742 |
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The desert was bathed in full moonlight It made such a wonderful sight No sound could be heard 'cept the song of a bird |
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| tafkaj | Apr 5 2014, 11:40 AM Post #1743 |
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The desert was bathed in full moonlight It made such a wonderful sight No sound could be heard 'cept the song of a bird 'Bout the owl and the cat with a spoon - g'night! ********************************************** Don't take it the wrong way, you fool! |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 5 2014, 02:53 PM Post #1744 |
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"Don't take it the wrong way, you fool"! Said the teacher to Patrick O'Toole |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 5 2014, 04:25 PM Post #1745 |
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"Don't take it the wrong way, you fool"! Said the teacher to Patrick O'Toole Who consumed a large rum |
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| Mobson | Apr 5 2014, 04:52 PM Post #1746 |
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"Don't take it the wrong way, you fool"! Said the teacher to Patrick O'Toole Who consumed a large rum Whilst beating a drum Edited by Mobson, Apr 5 2014, 04:53 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 5 2014, 06:26 PM Post #1747 |
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"Don't take it the wrong way, you fool"! Said the teacher to Patrick O'Toole Who consumed a large rum Whilst beating a drum Then, fully clothed, jumped into the pool We had no idea what he'd do next |
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| Mobson | Apr 5 2014, 07:25 PM Post #1748 |
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We had no idea what he'd do next 'Cos we hadn't yet written the text Edited by Mobson, Apr 5 2014, 07:26 PM.
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| Caro | Apr 6 2014, 08:48 PM Post #1749 |
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We had no idea what he'd do next 'Cos we hadn't yet written the text We thought, "Would he drown?" |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2014, 07:50 AM Post #1750 |
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We had no idea what he'd do next 'Cos we hadn't yet written the text We thought, "Would he drown?" (He was upside down) |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 7 2014, 03:02 PM Post #1751 |
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We had no idea what he'd do next 'Cos we hadn't yet written the text We thought, "Would he drown?" (He was upside down) He didn't, but got very vexed The next thing he did was to pant |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2014, 03:48 PM Post #1752 |
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The next thing he did was to pant And all his beliefs began to recant |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 7 2014, 06:31 PM Post #1753 |
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The next thing he did was to pant And all his beliefs began to recant He stood in the shower |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 7 2014, 08:38 PM Post #1754 |
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The next thing he did was to pant And all his beliefs began to recant He stood in the shower For more than an hour |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2014, 11:00 PM Post #1755 |
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The next thing he did was to pant And all his beliefs began to recant He stood in the shower For more than an hour In a pose that was far from elegant The shower went from hot to stone cold |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 8 2014, 01:34 AM Post #1756 |
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The shower went from hot to stone cold His nipples were standing out bold |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2014, 03:53 AM Post #1757 |
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The shower went from hot to stone cold His nipples were standing out bold Clean and exhilarated Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2014, 03:53 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2014, 10:17 AM Post #1758 |
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The shower went from hot to stone cold His nipples were standing out bold Clean and exhilarated Scrubbed and depilated |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2014, 10:22 AM Post #1759 |
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The shower went from hot to stone cold His nipples were standing out bold Clean and exhilarated Scrubbed and depilated In every crook, cranny and fold |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2014, 10:23 AM Post #1760 |
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Taking only one hour out of his day |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2014, 10:43 AM Post #1761 |
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Taking only one hour out of his day He stopped work in order to play |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 8 2014, 10:44 AM Post #1762 |
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Taking only one hour out of his day He stopped work in order to play Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 8 2014, 10:50 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2014, 10:49 AM Post #1763 |
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Taking only one hour out of his day He stopped work in order to play On his old saxophone And his brand new trombone |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 8 2014, 10:55 AM Post #1764 |
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Taking only one hour out of his day He stopped work in order to play On his old saxophone And his brand new trombone From the songbook of dear Doris Day. A trumpeter blew a wrong note |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2014, 12:19 PM Post #1765 |
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A trumpeter blew a wrong note So the bandleader jumped down his throat Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2014, 12:20 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 9 2014, 10:36 AM Post #1766 |
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A trumpeter blew a wrong note So the bandleader jumped down his throat The drummer went mad |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2014, 11:15 AM Post #1767 |
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A trumpeter blew a wrong note So the bandleader jumped down his throat The drummer went mad And shouted "egad!" |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 9 2014, 11:48 AM Post #1768 |
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A trumpeter blew a wrong note So the bandleader jumped down his throat The drummer went mad And shouted "egad!" As he stood there and took off his coat. The tall alto-sax player stayed cool |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2014, 12:46 PM Post #1769 |
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The tall alto-sax player stayed cool he just stood and stared like a mule |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 9 2014, 01:11 PM Post #1770 |
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The tall alto-sax player stayed cool he just stood and stared like a mule A trombonist flapped |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2014, 02:43 PM Post #1771 |
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The tall alto-sax player stayed cool he just stood and stared like a mule A trombonist flapped The percussionist tapped |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 9 2014, 03:56 PM Post #1772 |
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The tall alto-sax player stayed cool he just stood and stared like a mule A trombonist flapped The percussionist tapped And the trumpeter said "I'm a fool" A old lady from Dublin called Bridget |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2014, 09:49 PM Post #1773 |
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A old lady from Dublin called Bridget Was known as a compulsive fidget |
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| Caro | Apr 9 2014, 09:51 PM Post #1774 |
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A old lady from Dublin called Bridget Was known as a compulsive fidget She twiddled her thumbs [Do you ever twiddle anything else?] |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2014, 10:09 PM Post #1775 |
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A old lady from Dublin called Bridget Was known as a compulsive fidget She twiddled her thumbs [Do you ever twiddle anything else?] To the sound of the drums |
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| Caro | Apr 10 2014, 12:56 AM Post #1776 |
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A old lady from Dublin called Bridget Was known as a compulsive fidget She twiddled her thumbs [Do you ever twiddle anything else?] To the sound of the drums Did I mention she was sized like a midget? The Duke and the Duchess of Cambridge |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 10 2014, 11:31 AM Post #1777 |
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The Duke and the Duchess of Cambridge Caught Prince George raiding Great Granny's fridge |
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| Mobson | Apr 10 2014, 12:08 PM Post #1778 |
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The Duke and the Duchess of Cambridge Caught Prince George raiding Great Granny's fridge The fridge it was bare |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 10 2014, 10:32 PM Post #1779 |
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The Duke and the Duchess of Cambridge Caught Prince George raiding Great Granny's fridge The fridge it was bare But George didn't care |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 11 2014, 04:23 PM Post #1780 |
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The Duke and the Duchess of Cambridge Caught Prince George raiding Great Granny's fridge The fridge it was bare But George didn't care He'd just sunk a bottle of Stoneyridge. When your diary's all over the news |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 11 2014, 05:13 PM Post #1781 |
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When your diary's all over the news And you're late in paying your dues |
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| tafkaj | Apr 12 2014, 12:11 PM Post #1782 |
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When your diary's all over the news And you're late in paying your dues, Take comfort in drink |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 12 2014, 12:47 PM Post #1783 |
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When your diary's all over the news And you're late in paying your dues, Take comfort in drink Until elephants are pink |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 12 2014, 02:23 PM Post #1784 |
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When your diary's all over the news And you're late in paying your dues, Take comfort in drink Until elephants are pink And then you'll start singing the blues A blues singer from Nashville called Dan |
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| Mobson | Apr 12 2014, 03:31 PM Post #1785 |
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A blues singer from Nashville called Dan Was stalked by Peggy-Sue, a young fan |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 12 2014, 08:02 PM Post #1786 |
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A blues singer from Nashville called Dan Was stalked by Peggy-Sue, a young fan Up hill and down dale |
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| Mobson | Apr 13 2014, 09:36 AM Post #1787 |
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A blues singer from Nashville called Dan Was stalked by Peggy-Sue, a young fan Up hill and down dale Following her fav male |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 13 2014, 03:19 PM Post #1788 |
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A blues singer from Nashville called Dan Was stalked by Peggy-Sue, a young fan Up hill and down dale Following her fav male We-ell, he was a rather nice young man. In Dundee a man grew a long beard |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 13 2014, 11:40 PM Post #1789 |
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In Dundee a man grew a long beard Which he thought would make him revered |
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| tafkaj | Apr 14 2014, 11:18 AM Post #1790 |
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In Dundee a man grew a long beard Which he thought would make him revered, But th'opposite was true |
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| Mobson | Apr 14 2014, 01:29 PM Post #1791 |
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In Dundee a man grew a long beard Which he thought would make him revered, But th'opposite was true It just wouldn't do |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 14 2014, 04:08 PM Post #1792 |
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In Dundee a man grew a long beard Which he thought would make him revered, But th'opposite was true It just wouldn't do So he took the plunge and had it sheared. After a while he then grew a 'tache |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 14 2014, 05:16 PM Post #1793 |
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After a while he then grew a 'tache Just to try to make himself 'flash' |
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| tafkaj | Apr 15 2014, 01:37 PM Post #1794 |
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After a while he then grew a 'tache Just to try to make himself 'flash' But, like the floor cleaner, |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 15 2014, 07:39 PM Post #1795 |
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After a while he then grew a 'tache Just to try to make himself 'flash' But, like the floor cleaner, (As used by maid, Nina) |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 17 2014, 08:58 AM Post #1796 |
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After a while he then grew a 'tache Just to try to make himself 'flash' But, like the floor cleaner, (As used by maid, Nina) He did not make much of a splash. A female violinist from Bow ........................................ ........................ ............................ ............................................. Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 17 2014, 09:00 AM.
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| Mobson | Apr 18 2014, 12:47 PM Post #1797 |
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A female violinist from Bow Dropped a priceless Strad on her toe ........................ ............................ ............................................. Edited by Mobson, Apr 18 2014, 12:47 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 18 2014, 09:26 PM Post #1798 |
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A female violinist from Bow Dropped a priceless Strad on her toe She screamed, loud and clear ............................ ............................................. |
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| Caro | Apr 18 2014, 11:18 PM Post #1799 |
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A female violinist from Bow Dropped a priceless Strad on her toe She screamed, loud and clear - It had cost her quite dear - ............................................. |
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| tafkaj | Apr 19 2014, 11:54 AM Post #1800 |
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A female violinist from Bow Dropped a priceless Strad on her toe She screamed, loud and clear - It had cost her quite dear - They're twenty-five million a throw. ****************************************** Jupiter, high in the sky, |
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