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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 19 2014, 04:41 PM Post #1801 |
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Jupiter, high in the sky, Saw Juno flying nearby |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 22 2014, 02:27 PM Post #1802 |
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Jupiter, high in the sky, Saw Juno flying nearby On a wing and a prayer |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 22 2014, 06:20 PM Post #1803 |
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Jupiter, high in the sky, Saw Juno flying nearby On a wing and a prayer They were both in despair |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 23 2014, 10:23 AM Post #1804 |
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Jupiter, high in the sky, Saw Juno flying nearby On a wing and a prayer They were both in despair So they settled for deep-crust beef pie The beef, from the island of Crete |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 23 2014, 10:34 AM Post #1805 |
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The beef, from the island of Crete Is as tough as the boots on your feet |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 23 2014, 08:23 PM Post #1806 |
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The beef, from the island of Crete Is as tough as the boots on your feet You can freeze it and hang it |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 26 2014, 12:31 AM Post #1807 |
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The beef, from the island of Crete Is as tough as the boots on your feet You can freeze it and hang it And squeeze it and whang it |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 26 2014, 10:56 AM Post #1808 |
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The beef, from the island of Crete Is as tough as the boots on your feet You can freeze it and hang it And squeeze it and whang it Do almost anything except eat They do a rather nice dish with squid |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 26 2014, 11:04 AM Post #1809 |
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They do a rather nice dish with squid Fine aromas when Chef lifts the lid |
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| tafkaj | Apr 26 2014, 11:40 AM Post #1810 |
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They do a rather nice dish with squid Fine aromas when Chef lifts the lid But take out the bay |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 26 2014, 11:53 AM Post #1811 |
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They do a rather nice dish with squid Fine aromas when Chef lifts the lid But take out the bay And substitute hay |
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| tafkaj | Apr 26 2014, 11:54 AM Post #1812 |
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They do a rather nice dish with squid Fine aromas when Chef lifts the lid But take out the bay And substitute hay - You'll regret that ever you did! **************************************** "By George!" he cried, "Here comes the sun!" |
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| Mobson | Apr 26 2014, 12:15 PM Post #1813 |
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"By George!" he cried, "Here comes the sun!" Expecting all in earshot to run |
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| tafkaj | Apr 26 2014, 12:16 PM Post #1814 |
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"By George!" he cried, "Here comes the sun!" Expecting all in earshot to run; But all shed their clothes |
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| Mobson | Apr 26 2014, 12:29 PM Post #1815 |
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"By George!" he cried, "Here comes the sun!" Expecting all in earshot to run; But all shed their clothes for what purpose, who knows |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 27 2014, 06:06 PM Post #1816 |
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"By George!" he cried, "Here comes the sun!" Expecting all in earshot to run; But all shed their clothes for what purpose, who knows Tho' they seemed to be having great fun. A stripper from Henley-on-Thames |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 27 2014, 09:56 PM Post #1817 |
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A stripper from Henley-on-Thames Liked to wear garments without any hems |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 28 2014, 01:37 PM Post #1818 |
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A stripper from Henley-on-Thames Liked to wear garments without any hems Her black thong hung limp |
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| Mobson | Apr 28 2014, 01:43 PM Post #1819 |
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A stripper from Henley-on-Thames Liked to wear garments without any hems Her black thong hung limp With no material to crimp |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 29 2014, 09:54 AM Post #1820 |
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A stripper from Henley-on-Thames Liked to wear garments without any hems Her black thong hung limp With no material to crimp But her knickers were festooned with gems She was out one dark night with the lads |
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| Mobson | Apr 29 2014, 11:06 AM Post #1821 |
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She was out one dark night with the lads Naked under her coat, another of her fads |
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| tafkaj | Apr 29 2014, 02:07 PM Post #1822 |
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She was out one dark night with the lads Naked under her coat, another of her fads; But, being short of cash, |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 29 2014, 03:23 PM Post #1823 |
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She was out one dark night with the lads Naked under her coat, another of her fads; But, being short of cash, She gave them a flash |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 29 2014, 08:02 PM Post #1824 |
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She was out one dark night with the lads Naked under her coat, another of her fads; But, being short of cash, She gave them a flash With a torch which was one of her dad's They gasped with surprise at the sight |
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| Mobson | Apr 29 2014, 09:25 PM Post #1825 |
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They gasped with surprise at the sight Bringing doubt on the fact that 'She' might Edited by Mobson, Apr 29 2014, 09:25 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 29 2014, 11:35 PM Post #1826 |
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They gasped with surprise at the sight Bringing doubt on the fact that 'She' might From the cut of her jib |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 30 2014, 09:07 AM Post #1827 |
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They gasped with surprise at the sight Bringing doubt on the fact that 'She' might From the cut of her jib Never tell a fib |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 30 2014, 12:52 PM Post #1828 |
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They gasped with surprise at the sight Bringing doubt on the fact that 'She' might From the cut of her jib Never tell a fib Never mind if your sober or tight I drove with a friend down to Brighton It was not my intention to frighten Edited by Norm Deplume, May 2 2014, 02:38 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 2 2014, 02:39 PM Post #1829 |
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I drove with a friend down to Brighton It was not my intention to frighten |
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| dai Cottomy | May 2 2014, 02:57 PM Post #1830 |
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I drove with a friend down to Brighton It was not my intention to frighten When we reached the pier |
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| waiting4atickle | May 2 2014, 08:57 PM Post #1831 |
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I drove with a friend down to Brighton It was not my intention to frighten When we reached the pier I felt a bit queer |
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| Caro | May 3 2014, 05:46 AM Post #1832 |
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I drove with a friend down to Brighton It was not my intention to frighten When we reached the pier I felt a bit queer A feeling the rough sea did heighten. At Blackpool the walzers were sweet |
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| tafkaj | May 3 2014, 11:55 AM Post #1833 |
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At Blackpool the waltzers were sweet As they danced to the Straussian beat |
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| dai Cottomy | May 3 2014, 01:20 PM Post #1834 |
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At Blackpool the waltzers were sweet As they danced to the Straussian beat I munched fish 'n chips |
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| Norm Deplume | May 3 2014, 03:45 PM Post #1835 |
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At Blackpool the waltzers were sweet As they danced to the Straussian beat I munched fish 'n chips And read newspaper clips |
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| Mobson | May 3 2014, 05:03 PM Post #1836 |
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At Blackpool the waltzers were sweet As they danced to the Straussian beat I munched fish 'n chips And read newspaper clips Hoping our dear Becky to meet ************************** At Margate the skies were like Turner's |
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| dai Cottomy | May 3 2014, 07:20 PM Post #1837 |
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At Margate the skies were like Turner's Like millions of Bunsen burners |
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| Mobson | May 4 2014, 07:25 AM Post #1838 |
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At Margate the skies were like Turner's Like millions of Bunsen burners Scorching all ships at sea |
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| Norm Deplume | May 5 2014, 03:43 PM Post #1839 |
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At Margate the skies were like Turner's Like millions of Bunsen burners Scorching all ships at sea And boats on the quay |
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| Norm Deplume | May 7 2014, 01:11 PM Post #1840 |
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At Margate the skies were like Turner's Like millions of Bunsen burners Scorching all ships at sea And boats on the quay While the Skippers were teaching the learners. In Summer, I get that 'old feeling' |
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| Norm Deplume | May 8 2014, 01:55 PM Post #1841 |
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In Summer, I get that 'old feeling' That sets the my hormones a'reeling Edited by Norm Deplume, May 8 2014, 01:56 PM.
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| Mobson | May 8 2014, 09:37 PM Post #1842 |
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In Summer, I get that 'old feeling' That sets my hormones a'reeling So I seek out my shorts Edited by Mobson, May 8 2014, 09:37 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | May 9 2014, 12:22 AM Post #1843 |
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In Summer, I get that 'old feeling' That sets my hormones a'reeling So I seek out my shorts And get out on the courts |
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| Mobson | May 9 2014, 06:30 AM Post #1844 |
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In Summer, I get that 'old feeling' That sets my hormones a'reeling So I seek out my shorts And get out on the courts Mixed doubles? Now that seems appealing **************************** But who will come partner me? Edited by Mobson, May 9 2014, 06:31 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 9 2014, 10:35 AM Post #1845 |
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But who will come partner me On a trip to the Isle of Capri? |
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| Norm Deplume | May 9 2014, 11:16 AM Post #1846 |
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But who will come partner me On a trip to the Isle of Capri? We will dine 'Da Tonino' |
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| dai Cottomy | May 9 2014, 03:11 PM Post #1847 |
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But who will come partner me On a trip to the Isle of Capri? We will dine 'Da Tonino' And drink lots of vino |
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| Norm Deplume | May 9 2014, 03:58 PM Post #1848 |
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But who will come partner me On a trip to the Isle of Capri? We will dine 'Da Tonino' And drink lots of vino Then we'll make love...you and me On Capri there's a cave called 'Blue Grotto' |
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| waiting4atickle | May 9 2014, 07:22 PM Post #1849 |
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On Capri there's a cave called 'Blue Grotto' A great place to go and get blotto |
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| Norm Deplume | May 10 2014, 11:55 AM Post #1850 |
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On Capri there's a cave called 'Blue Grotto' A great place to go and get blotto In the eerie blue light |
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| tafkaj | May 10 2014, 12:18 PM Post #1851 |
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On Capri there's a cave called 'Blue Grotto' A great place to go and get blotto In the eerie blue light, You'll see quite a sight |
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| Mobson | May 11 2014, 09:03 AM Post #1852 |
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On Capri there's a cave called 'Blue Grotto' A great place to go and get blotto In the eerie blue light, You'll see quite a sight But sadly no frescoes by the artist Giotto |
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| Mobson | May 11 2014, 09:04 AM Post #1853 |
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A drag queen with a beard called Conchita |
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| dai Cottomy | May 11 2014, 11:45 AM Post #1854 |
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A drag queen with a beard called Conchita Whose temperament couldn't be sweeter |
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| Caro | May 12 2014, 12:51 AM Post #1855 |
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A drag queen with a beard called Conchita Whose temperament couldn't be sweeter Has won the first prize |
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| dai Cottomy | May 12 2014, 02:49 PM Post #1856 |
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A drag queen with a beard called Conchita Whose temperament couldn't be sweeter Has won the first prize For her burgers with fries |
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| Mobson | May 12 2014, 02:52 PM Post #1857 |
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A drag queen with a beard called Conchita Whose temperament couldn't be sweeter Has won the first prize For her burgers with fries She's also a mellifluous tweeter |
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| Mobson | May 12 2014, 02:53 PM Post #1858 |
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Conchita entered a singing contest |
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| Norm Deplume | May 12 2014, 04:14 PM Post #1859 |
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Conchita entered a singing contest She don't look like a dame when undressed |
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| Mobson | May 13 2014, 11:55 AM Post #1860 |
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Conchita entered a singing contest She don't look like a dame when undressed Adorned in a frock ... this is me after I guessed the next line!
Edited by Mobson, May 13 2014, 11:57 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 13 2014, 12:59 PM Post #1861 |
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Conchita entered a singing contest She don't look like a dame when undressed Adorned in a frock And only one sock |
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| tafkaj | May 13 2014, 01:50 PM Post #1862 |
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Conchita entered a singing contest She don't look like a dame when undressed Adorned in a frock And only one sock She'll get chilly without her wool vest. ********************************************* I know it's a drag, but, come on, |
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| Norm Deplume | May 13 2014, 02:25 PM Post #1863 |
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I know it's a drag, but, come on It's not long since Prince George was born |
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| Mobson | May 13 2014, 04:48 PM Post #1864 |
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I know it's a drag, but, come on It's not long since Prince George was born But an heir and a spare Edited by Mobson, May 13 2014, 04:48 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 14 2014, 12:34 PM Post #1865 |
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I know it's a drag, but, come on It's not long since Prince George was born But an heir and a spare Wills is losing his hair |
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| Norm Deplume | May 16 2014, 07:26 PM Post #1866 |
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I know it's a drag, but, come on It's not long since Prince George was born But an heir and a spare Wills is losing his hair Perhaps a wig will shortly be worn In a building in old London Town Edited by Norm Deplume, May 16 2014, 07:27 PM.
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| tafkaj | May 17 2014, 12:23 PM Post #1867 |
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In a building in old London Town The ceiling is now falling down |
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| dai Cottomy | May 17 2014, 02:15 PM Post #1868 |
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In a building in old London Town The ceiling is now falling down The owners are miffed |
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| Norm Deplume | May 18 2014, 08:43 AM Post #1869 |
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In a building in old London Town The ceiling is now falling down The owners are miffed There's a growing rift |
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| Norm Deplume | May 18 2014, 03:39 PM Post #1870 |
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In a building in old London Town The ceiling is now falling down The owners are miffed There's a growing rift Twixt the owners, who all feel let down The fast train from London to Paris |
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| dai Cottomy | May 19 2014, 09:50 AM Post #1871 |
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The fast train from London to Paris Was caught by my old mate, Joe Harris |
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| Norm Deplume | May 19 2014, 10:46 AM Post #1872 |
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The fast train from London to Paris Was caught by my old mate, Joe Harris Jumped on at last second |
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| tafkaj | May 19 2014, 11:28 AM Post #1873 |
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The fast train from London to Paris Was caught by my old mate, Joe Harris Jumped on at last second As the buffet car beckoned |
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| Mobson | May 19 2014, 03:15 PM Post #1874 |
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The fast train from London to Paris Was caught by my old mate, Joe Harris Jumped on at last second As the buffet car beckoned His pals he did really embarrass. |
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| Mobson | May 19 2014, 03:18 PM Post #1875 |
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...........not again!
Edited by Mobson, May 19 2014, 06:38 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 19 2014, 03:28 PM Post #1876 |
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I did a Norm and I've forgotten what I put. Let yours stand, Mobs
Edited by dai Cottomy, May 19 2014, 06:52 PM.
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| Mobson | May 19 2014, 06:38 PM Post #1877 |
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On a recent trip to Hawaii,
Edited by Mobson, May 20 2014, 11:41 AM.
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| Mobson | May 19 2014, 07:18 PM Post #1878 |
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Edited by Mobson, May 20 2014, 11:42 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | May 20 2014, 11:03 PM Post #1879 |
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On a recent trip to Hawaii, Quite unable to say Goodbyeee, |
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| Norm Deplume | May 21 2014, 09:23 AM Post #1880 |
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On a recent trip to Hawaii, Quite unable to say Goodbyeee, I tripped on my lei |
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| Mobson | May 21 2014, 11:45 AM Post #1881 |
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On a recent trip to Hawaii, Quite unable to say Goodbyeee, I tripped on my lei Enforcing my stay |
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| dai Cottomy | May 21 2014, 11:53 AM Post #1882 |
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On a recent trip to Hawaii, Quite unable to say Goodbyeee, I tripped on my lei Enforcing my stay So it's "aloha" with a big sigh-ee Paul Gaugin was fond of Tahiti |
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| Mobson | May 21 2014, 12:38 PM Post #1883 |
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Paul Gaugin was fond of Tahiti He was also fond of the titty Edited by Mobson, May 21 2014, 12:38 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 21 2014, 08:05 PM Post #1884 |
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Paul Gaugin was fond of Tahiti He was also fond of the titty On a nubile maid's bum |
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| waiting4atickle | May 21 2014, 08:31 PM Post #1885 |
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Paul Gaugin was fond of Tahiti He was also fond of the titty On a nubile maid's bum He would balance his rum |
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| Mobson | May 21 2014, 08:32 PM Post #1886 |
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Paul Gaugin was fond of Tahiti He was also fond of the titty On a nubile maid's bum He would balance his rum Whilst recounting a dirty ditty Edited by Mobson, May 21 2014, 08:34 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 22 2014, 10:00 AM Post #1887 |
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On the subject of a nubile maid's bum |
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| waiting4atickle | May 22 2014, 08:51 PM Post #1888 |
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On the subject of a nubile maid's bum It's usually best to keep mum |
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| Mobson | May 22 2014, 11:26 PM Post #1889 |
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On the subject of a nubile maid's bum It's usually best to keep mum Try being discreet Edited by Mobson, May 22 2014, 11:27 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 23 2014, 01:11 AM Post #1890 |
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On the subject of a nubile maid's bum It's usually best to keep mum Try being discreet Just call it her seat |
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| Norm Deplume | May 24 2014, 09:15 AM Post #1891 |
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On the subject of a nubile maid's bum It's usually best to keep mum Try being discreet Just call it her seat And be nonchalant, my old chum. The speed that he ran was outstanding Edited by Norm Deplume, May 26 2014, 01:51 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 27 2014, 01:20 PM Post #1892 |
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The speed that he ran was outstanding But sadly he made a bad landing |
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| Mobson | May 27 2014, 01:26 PM Post #1893 |
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The speed that he ran was outstanding But sadly he made a bad landing His coxis bruised badly |
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| Norm Deplume | May 28 2014, 11:01 AM Post #1894 |
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The speed that he ran was outstanding But sadly he made a bad landing His coxis bruised badly He did not suffer gladly |
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| waiting4atickle | May 28 2014, 03:07 PM Post #1895 |
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The speed that he ran was outstanding But sadly he made a bad landing His coxis bruised badly He did not suffer gladly The fools that he found too demanding. 'Twas because his legs were bionic |
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| dai Cottomy | May 28 2014, 03:19 PM Post #1896 |
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'Twas because his legs were bionic He could move at speeds supersonic |
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| Norm Deplume | May 30 2014, 04:26 PM Post #1897 |
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'Twas because his legs were bionic He could move at speeds supersonic His body was a blur |
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| tafkaj | May 31 2014, 12:37 PM Post #1898 |
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'Twas because his legs were bionic He could move at speeds supersonic His body was a blur And the colour of Schloer |
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| dai Cottomy | May 31 2014, 01:19 PM Post #1899 |
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'Twas because his legs were bionic He could move at speeds supersonic His body was a blur And the colour of Schloer Which he took with a little tonic To be honest he was an odd chap |
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| Norm Deplume | May 31 2014, 05:37 PM Post #1900 |
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To be honest he was an odd chap A man who was always in a flap |
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... this is me
after I guessed the next line!
...........not again!

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