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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Mobson | Oct 9 2012, 02:33 PM Post #101 |
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Well many a true word's spoken in jest ticks! A lady who does hair in the Tooting Road Was accused of doing strange things to a toad With a frog in her throat she was unable to quote Edited by Mobson, Oct 9 2012, 02:34 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 9 2012, 03:10 PM Post #102 |
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A lady who does hair in the Tooting Road Was accused of doing strange things to a toad With a frog in her throat she was unable to quote A verse of John Keats's Nightingale Ode I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 9 2012, 04:01 PM Post #103 |
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris." |
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| Mobson | Oct 9 2012, 05:32 PM Post #104 |
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris." With his mop of blonde hair |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 9 2012, 05:41 PM Post #105 |
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris." With his mop of blonde hair And his obvious flare |
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| Mobson | Oct 9 2012, 05:48 PM Post #106 |
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris." With his mop of blonde hair And his obvious flare He's as charasmatic as Desmond Morris.... |
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| Mobson | Oct 9 2012, 05:49 PM Post #107 |
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A prime minister in waiting they say |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 9 2012, 06:06 PM Post #108 |
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A prime minister in waiting they say Though perhaps not round Liverpool way |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 10 2012, 09:11 AM Post #109 |
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A prime minister in waiting they say Though perhaps not round Liverpool way Hail! the blond bombshell |
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| Mobson | Oct 10 2012, 09:28 AM Post #110 |
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A prime minister in waiting they say Though perhaps not round Liverpool way Hail! the blond bombshell Its real! you can tell |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 10 2012, 01:53 PM Post #111 |
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A prime minister in waiting they say Though perhaps not round Liverpool way Hail! the blond bombshell Its real! you can tell Even though it looks like new-mown hay It's a great deal colder in the morn |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 10 2012, 04:04 PM Post #112 |
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It's a great deal colder in the morn Than it was on the day that I was born |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 10 2012, 05:41 PM Post #113 |
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It's a great deal colder in the morn Than it was on the day that I was born That day, warm and sunny |
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| Caro | Oct 10 2012, 08:27 PM Post #114 |
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It's a great deal colder in the morn Than it was on the day that I was born That day, warm and sunny, Gave birth to a honey |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 11 2012, 04:00 PM Post #115 |
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It's a great deal colder in the morn Than it was on the day that I was born That day, warm and sunny, Gave birth to a honey Which I poured on my flakes made of corn 'Tis October, with nights drawing-in |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 12 2012, 11:54 AM Post #116 |
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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 12 2012, 12:33 PM Post #117 |
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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin Now we're all in the dark |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 12 2012, 03:24 PM Post #118 |
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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin Now we're all in the dark No more trill of the lark |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 12 2012, 03:57 PM Post #119 |
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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin Now we're all in the dark No more trill of the lark Shall we share a cool tonic and gin? The day I retired was a joy |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 12 2012, 06:47 PM Post #120 |
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The day I retired was a joy After slaving since I was a boy |
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| Mobson | Oct 12 2012, 07:57 PM Post #121 |
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The day I retired was a joy After slaving since I was a boy To do nothing all day |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 12 2012, 09:53 PM Post #122 |
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The day I retired was a joy After slaving since I was a boy To do nothing all day Can be boring, but hey! |
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| Caro | Oct 12 2012, 10:30 PM Post #123 |
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The day I retired was a joy After slaving since I was a boy To do nothing all day Can be boring, but hey! I can learn of the great fight for Troy. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 13 2012, 09:21 AM Post #124 |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 13 2012, 03:50 PM Post #125 |
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CARO ! ! ! NEW LINE PLEASE |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 13 2012, 04:37 PM Post #126 |
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I think Caro is snug in her bed |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 13 2012, 05:04 PM Post #127 |
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I think Caro is snug in her bed There's not really much more to be said |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 13 2012, 05:34 PM Post #128 |
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I think Caro is snug in her bed There's not really much more to be said But the sun's just come up |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 13 2012, 05:48 PM Post #129 |
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Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 13 2012, 05:51 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 13 2012, 05:48 PM Post #130 |
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I think Caro is snug in her bed There's not really much more to be said But the sun's just come up And there's coffee in her cup |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 13 2012, 05:53 PM Post #131 |
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I think Caro is snug in her bed There's not really much more to be said But the sun's just come up And there's coffee in her cup More news from Down Under ahead |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 13 2012, 05:57 PM Post #132 |
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DAI ! ! ! New Line Please |
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| Caro | Oct 13 2012, 08:37 PM Post #133 |
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Since I missed one I will start Dai's if you like. BTW Norm, it's tea in the morning and for lunch, coffee for the in-between meals. Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 14 2012, 12:49 AM Post #134 |
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Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense And I'd like to say, in his defence |
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| Caro | Oct 14 2012, 01:30 AM Post #135 |
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Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense And I'd like to say, in his defence He likes to be cryptic |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 14 2012, 11:27 AM Post #136 |
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Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense And I'd like to say, in his defence He likes to be cryptic With oil on his dipstick |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 14 2012, 11:31 AM Post #137 |
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Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense And I'd like to say, in his defence He likes to be cryptic With oil on his dipstick Tho' sometimes he just seems a bit dense. A man of the court from Dunblane |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 14 2012, 02:22 PM Post #138 |
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A man of the court from Dunblane Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 14 2012, 03:47 PM Post #139 |
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A man of the court from Dunblane Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane Who in a fit of pique |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 14 2012, 07:39 PM Post #140 |
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A man of the court from Dunblane Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane Who in a fit of pique Launched a stinging critique |
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| Mobson | Oct 15 2012, 08:24 AM Post #141 |
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A man of the court from Dunblane Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane Who in a fit of pique Launched a stinging critique Against Cawdor's infamous Thane! Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2012, 08:25 AM.
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| Mobson | Oct 15 2012, 08:26 AM Post #142 |
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After killing his cousin King Duncan |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 15 2012, 11:07 AM Post #143 |
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After killing his cousin King Duncan Macbeth became ever more drunken |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 15 2012, 11:07 AM Post #144 |
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After killing his cousin King Duncan He found that his gonads had shrunken |
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| Mobson | Oct 15 2012, 11:41 AM Post #145 |
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Snap! Dare we run with both these scenarios!!!
Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2012, 11:41 AM.
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| Mobson | Oct 15 2012, 12:36 PM Post #146 |
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After killing his cousin King Duncan Macbeth became ever more drunken The fault of three witches ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ After killing his cousin King Duncan He found that his gonads had shrunken His Lady took to sleepwalking Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2012, 12:36 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 15 2012, 05:11 PM Post #147 |
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After killing his cousin King Duncan Macbeth became ever more drunken The fault of three witches Had him laughing in stitches After killing his cousin King Duncan He found that his gonads had shrunken His Lady took to sleepwalking While he took to stalking Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 15 2012, 05:12 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 16 2012, 12:04 AM Post #148 |
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After killing his cousin King Duncan Macbeth became ever more drunken The fault of three witches Had him laughing in stitches Tho' by that time his spirits were sunken. After killing his cousin King Duncan He found that his gonads had shrunken His Lady took to sleepwalking While he took to stalking In search of some meat balls for luncheon. Some people like a pas de deux Edited by waiting4atickle, Oct 16 2012, 12:05 AM.
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| madfor4 | Oct 16 2012, 08:43 AM Post #149 |
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Some people like a pas de deux Whilst I like a good pot au feu |
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| Mobson | Oct 16 2012, 11:52 AM Post #150 |
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Some people like a pas de deux Whilst I like a good pot au feu In these questions of taste Edited by Mobson, Oct 16 2012, 11:53 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 16 2012, 11:58 AM Post #151 |
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Some people like a pas de deux Whilst I like a good pot au feu In these questions of taste It's important to baste |
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| madfor4 | Oct 16 2012, 12:02 PM Post #152 |
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Some people like a pas de deux Whilst I like a good pot au feu In these questions of taste It's important to baste All meats; unless in a stew.... The weather's taken a turn for the worse |
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| Mobson | Oct 16 2012, 12:06 PM Post #153 |
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The weather's taken a turn for the worse matching the lack of coins in my purse |
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| madfor4 | Oct 16 2012, 12:08 PM Post #154 |
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The weather's taken a turn for the worse matching the lack of coins in my purse But inflation's down |
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| Mobson | Oct 16 2012, 12:25 PM Post #155 |
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The weather's taken a turn for the worse matching the lack of coins in my purse But inflation's down yet still I shall frown |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 16 2012, 12:45 PM Post #156 |
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The weather's taken a turn for the worse matching the lack of coins in my purse But inflation's down yet still I shall frown And seek spiritual comfort from Nurse The man's outside, cutting the grass |
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| Mobson | Oct 16 2012, 12:49 PM Post #157 |
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The man's outside, cutting the grass The woman's inside, cleaning the brass Edited by Mobson, Oct 16 2012, 12:50 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 16 2012, 01:04 PM Post #158 |
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The man's outside, cutting the grass The woman's inside, cleaning the brass I'm in the jacuzzi |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 16 2012, 01:08 PM Post #159 |
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The man's outside, cutting the grass The woman's inside, cleaning the brass I'm in the jacuzzi With my latest floozie |
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| tafkaj | Oct 16 2012, 01:18 PM Post #160 |
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The man's outside, cutting the grass; The woman's inside, cleaning the brass; I'm in the jacuzzi With my latest floozie And a hot water jet up my arse. ********************************************* Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch |
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| Mobson | Oct 16 2012, 03:24 PM Post #161 |
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch Last seen on my oak-stained porch |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 16 2012, 04:54 PM Post #162 |
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch Last seen on my oak-stained porch It has five LEDs Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 16 2012, 04:55 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 17 2012, 08:16 AM Post #163 |
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch Last seen on my oak-stained porch It has five LEDs Its certain to please |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 17 2012, 03:54 PM Post #164 |
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch Last seen on my oak-stained porch It has five LEDs Its certain to please Please excuse me, I'm drinking my borsch. She found his torch under a bush Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 17 2012, 04:05 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 17 2012, 04:03 PM Post #165 |
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He found his torch under a bush Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush Edited by Mobson, Oct 17 2012, 04:03 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 17 2012, 04:06 PM Post #166 |
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He found his torch under a bush Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush Her beaver did frolic |
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| Mobson | Oct 17 2012, 04:11 PM Post #167 |
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He found his torch under a bush Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush Her beaver did frolic It was quite diabolic Edited by Mobson, Oct 17 2012, 04:11 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 17 2012, 11:29 PM Post #168 |
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He found his torch under a bush Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush Her beaver did frolic It was quite diabolic But they managed to keep it hush hush. All the little birdies go tweet, tweet |
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| Mobson | Oct 18 2012, 07:52 AM Post #169 |
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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet tweet, goes the song that's so sweet ... ... ... ... ... ... ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafxov4HVco |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 18 2012, 02:54 PM Post #170 |
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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet tweet, goes the song that is so sweet But when they fly the nest |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 18 2012, 03:37 PM Post #171 |
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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet tweet, goes the song that is so sweet But when they fly the nest Without a woolly vest |
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| Mobson | Oct 19 2012, 07:39 AM Post #172 |
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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet tweet, goes the song that is so sweet But when they fly the nest Without a woolly vest they find it hard the cold to beat |
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| Mobson | Oct 19 2012, 07:39 AM Post #173 |
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O Hail the red breasted Robin |
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| madfor4 | Oct 19 2012, 08:31 AM Post #174 |
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O Hail the red breasted Robin In snow he's still out there a-hoppin' |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 19 2012, 09:37 AM Post #175 |
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O Hail the red breasted Robin In snow he's still out there a-hoppin' His song is sublime |
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| Mobson | Oct 19 2012, 11:28 AM Post #176 |
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O Hail the red breasted Robin In snow he's still out there a-hoppin' His song is sublime In coordinated rhyme |
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| tafkaj | Oct 19 2012, 11:38 AM Post #177 |
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O Hail the red breasted Robin In snow he's still out there a-hoppin' His song is sublime In coordinated rhyme And some heqavily sync'pated choppin'. ****************************************** If Pietersen's going to play |
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| madfor4 | Oct 19 2012, 12:05 PM Post #178 |
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If Pietersen's going to play And why in the world not? I say |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 19 2012, 01:22 PM Post #179 |
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If Pietersen's going to play And why in the world not? I say Will someone chuck pies? |
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| Mobson | Oct 19 2012, 01:27 PM Post #180 |
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If Pietersen's going to play And why in the world not? I say Will someone chuck pies? Or pluck out his eyes? |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 19 2012, 08:54 PM Post #181 |
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If Pietersen's going to play And why in the world not? I say Will someone chuck pies? Or pluck out his eyes? Or just let him hit balls, come what may A mean referee from Northampton Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 19 2012, 08:55 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 20 2012, 08:54 AM Post #182 |
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A mean referee from Northampton Had a face which appeared to be stamped on |
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| Mobson | Oct 20 2012, 09:07 AM Post #183 |
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A mean referee from Northampton Had a face which appeared to be stamped on A beast of a man |
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| tafkaj | Oct 20 2012, 12:20 PM Post #184 |
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A mean referee from Northampton Had a face which appeared to be stamped on A beast of a man Called Desperate Dan |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 20 2012, 12:37 PM Post #185 |
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A mean referee from Northampton Had a face which appeared to be stamped on A beast of a man Called Desperate Dan Was also known as "Big Hampton" He was six foot seven inches in height |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 20 2012, 01:36 PM Post #186 |
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He was six foot seven inches in height To behold him just filled you with fright |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 20 2012, 05:54 PM Post #187 |
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He was six foot seven inches in height To behold him just filled you with fright But he'd burst into tears |
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| Mobson | Oct 20 2012, 06:16 PM Post #188 |
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He was six foot seven inches in height To behold him just filled you with fright But he'd burst into tears Blurting out his fears |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 21 2012, 12:02 PM Post #189 |
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He was six foot seven inches in height To behold him just filled you with fright But he'd burst into tears Blurting out his fears Which forsooth, was not a pretty sight It's raining and I can't go out to play |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 21 2012, 07:09 PM Post #190 |
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It's raining and I can't go out to play There's no-one here to play with, anyway |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 22 2012, 10:06 AM Post #191 |
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It's raining and I can't go out to play There's no-one here to play with, anyway I'll write a few sonnets |
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| Hugh Jampton | Oct 22 2012, 10:10 AM Post #192 |
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It's raining and I can't go out to play There's no-one here to play with, anyway I'll write a few sonnets 'Bout girls in their bonnets |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 22 2012, 10:17 AM Post #193 |
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It's raining and I can't go out to play There's no-one here to play with, anyway I'll write a few sonnets 'Bout girls in their bonnets Then take the next flight to L.A. I think it's exceedingly odd Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 22 2012, 10:18 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 22 2012, 01:52 PM Post #194 |
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I think it's exceedingly odd That some people believe there's a God |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 22 2012, 01:59 PM Post #195 |
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I think it's exceedingly odd That some people believe there's a God But of course he exists Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 22 2012, 01:59 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 22 2012, 03:08 PM Post #196 |
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I think it's exceedingly odd That some people believe there's a God But of course he exists Although reason insists |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 23 2012, 11:42 AM Post #197 |
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I think it's exceedingly odd That some people believe there's a God But of course he exists Although reason insists It is not to be ridden roughshod It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell |
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| tafkaj | Oct 23 2012, 02:33 PM Post #198 |
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It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell, Or its skin and a hermit crab's shell |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 23 2012, 08:08 PM Post #199 |
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It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell, Or its skin and a hermit crab's shell But some much finer lines |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 24 2012, 10:39 AM Post #200 |
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It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell, Or its skin and a hermit crab's shell But some much finer lines Without doubt redefines |
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Snap! Dare we run with both these scenarios!!!


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