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There was an old hero called Ajax
who certainly lived life to the max
His fighting was mythic
His muscles terrythic
From the years he'd spent building haystacks.


Now they're gunning for poor old Brock


Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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Well many a true word's spoken in jest ticks! <whistles>


A lady who does hair in the Tooting Road
Was accused of doing strange things to a toad
With a frog in her throat
she was unable to quote

Edited by Mobson, Oct 9 2012, 02:34 PM.
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dai Cottomy
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A lady who does hair in the Tooting Road
Was accused of doing strange things to a toad
With a frog in her throat
she was unable to quote
A verse of John Keats's Nightingale Ode



I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace
He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris."

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Mobson
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace
He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris."
With his mop of blonde hair
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Norm Deplume
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace
He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris."
With his mop of blonde hair
And his obvious flare
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I asked my mate Bazza if he liked Horace
He said "Are you joking? I'm rooting for Boris."
With his mop of blonde hair
And his obvious flare
He's as charasmatic as Desmond Morris....
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A prime minister in waiting they say
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A prime minister in waiting they say
Though perhaps not round Liverpool way

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dai Cottomy
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A prime minister in waiting they say
Though perhaps not round Liverpool way
Hail! the blond bombshell
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Mobson
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A prime minister in waiting they say
Though perhaps not round Liverpool way
Hail! the blond bombshell
Its real! you can tell
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Norm Deplume
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A prime minister in waiting they say
Though perhaps not round Liverpool way
Hail! the blond bombshell
Its real! you can tell
Even though it looks like new-mown hay




It's a great deal colder in the morn




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It's a great deal colder in the morn
Than it was on the day that I was born

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Norm Deplume
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It's a great deal colder in the morn
Than it was on the day that I was born
That day, warm and sunny
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Caro

It's a great deal colder in the morn
Than it was on the day that I was born
That day, warm and sunny,
Gave birth to a honey
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It's a great deal colder in the morn
Than it was on the day that I was born
That day, warm and sunny,
Gave birth to a honey
Which I poured on my flakes made of corn :unsure:





'Tis October, with nights drawing-in
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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in
Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin
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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in
Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin
Now we're all in the dark

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dai Cottomy
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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in
Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin
Now we're all in the dark
No more trill of the lark

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'Tis October, with nights drawing-in
Clocks back one hour, GMT to begin
Now we're all in the dark
No more trill of the lark
Shall we share a cool tonic and gin?


The day I retired was a joy



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The day I retired was a joy
After slaving since I was a boy

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Mobson
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The day I retired was a joy
After slaving since I was a boy
To do nothing all day
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The day I retired was a joy
After slaving since I was a boy
To do nothing all day
Can be boring, but hey!

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Caro

The day I retired was a joy
After slaving since I was a boy
To do nothing all day
Can be boring, but hey!
I can learn of the great fight for Troy.
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dai Cottomy
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<whistles>
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Norm Deplume
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CARO ! ! !

NEW LINE PLEASE
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I think Caro is snug in her bed

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dai Cottomy
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I think Caro is snug in her bed
There's not really much more to be said

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I think Caro is snug in her bed
There's not really much more to be said
But the sun's just come up

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<whistles>
Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 13 2012, 05:51 PM.
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I think Caro is snug in her bed
There's not really much more to be said
But the sun's just come up
And there's coffee in her cup
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dai Cottomy
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I think Caro is snug in her bed
There's not really much more to be said
But the sun's just come up
And there's coffee in her cup
More news from Down Under ahead
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DAI ! ! !

New Line Please
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Caro

Since I missed one I will start Dai's if you like. BTW Norm, it's tea in the morning and for lunch, coffee for the in-between meals.

Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense
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Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense
And I'd like to say, in his defence

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Caro

Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense
And I'd like to say, in his defence
He likes to be cryptic
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Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense
And I'd like to say, in his defence
He likes to be cryptic
With oil on his dipstick
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Tick's comment on Any Line now makes sense
And I'd like to say, in his defence
He likes to be cryptic
With oil on his dipstick
Tho' sometimes he just seems a bit dense.


A man of the court from Dunblane

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A man of the court from Dunblane
Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane
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A man of the court from Dunblane
Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane
Who in a fit of pique
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A man of the court from Dunblane
Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane
Who in a fit of pique
Launched a stinging critique

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A man of the court from Dunblane
Showed his briefs to an oversexed Dane
Who in a fit of pique
Launched a stinging critique
Against Cawdor's infamous Thane!
Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2012, 08:25 AM.
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After killing his cousin King Duncan
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After killing his cousin King Duncan
Macbeth became ever more drunken

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After killing his cousin King Duncan
He found that his gonads had shrunken
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<laugh> Snap! Dare we run with both these scenarios!!!
Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2012, 11:41 AM.
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After killing his cousin King Duncan
Macbeth became ever more drunken
The fault of three witches


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


After killing his cousin King Duncan
He found that his gonads had shrunken
His Lady took to sleepwalking
Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2012, 12:36 PM.
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After killing his cousin King Duncan
Macbeth became ever more drunken
The fault of three witches
Had him laughing in stitches





After killing his cousin King Duncan
He found that his gonads had shrunken
His Lady took to sleepwalking
While he took to stalking
Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 15 2012, 05:12 PM.
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After killing his cousin King Duncan
Macbeth became ever more drunken
The fault of three witches
Had him laughing in stitches
Tho' by that time his spirits were sunken.



After killing his cousin King Duncan
He found that his gonads had shrunken
His Lady took to sleepwalking
While he took to stalking
In search of some meat balls for luncheon.



Some people like a pas de deux


Edited by waiting4atickle, Oct 16 2012, 12:05 AM.
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madfor4

Some people like a pas de deux
Whilst I like a good pot au feu

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Some people like a pas de deux
Whilst I like a good pot au feu
In these questions of taste
Edited by Mobson, Oct 16 2012, 11:53 AM.
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Some people like a pas de deux
Whilst I like a good pot au feu
In these questions of taste
It's important to baste
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madfor4

Some people like a pas de deux
Whilst I like a good pot au feu
In these questions of taste
It's important to baste
All meats; unless in a stew....


The weather's taken a turn for the worse
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The weather's taken a turn for the worse
matching the lack of coins in my purse
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madfor4

The weather's taken a turn for the worse
matching the lack of coins in my purse
But inflation's down
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The weather's taken a turn for the worse
matching the lack of coins in my purse
But inflation's down
yet still I shall frown
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dai Cottomy
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The weather's taken a turn for the worse
matching the lack of coins in my purse
But inflation's down
yet still I shall frown
And seek spiritual comfort from Nurse


The man's outside, cutting the grass
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The man's outside, cutting the grass
The woman's inside, cleaning the brass
Edited by Mobson, Oct 16 2012, 12:50 PM.
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The man's outside, cutting the grass
The woman's inside, cleaning the brass
I'm in the jacuzzi
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The man's outside, cutting the grass
The woman's inside, cleaning the brass
I'm in the jacuzzi
With my latest floozie

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The man's outside, cutting the grass;
The woman's inside, cleaning the brass;
I'm in the jacuzzi
With my latest floozie
And a hot water jet up my arse.

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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch
Last seen on my oak-stained porch
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch
Last seen on my oak-stained porch
It has five LEDs
Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 16 2012, 04:55 PM.
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch
Last seen on my oak-stained porch
It has five LEDs
Its certain to please
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Oh bugger! I've lost my new torch
Last seen on my oak-stained porch
It has five LEDs
Its certain to please
Please excuse me, I'm drinking my borsch. <norm>



She found his torch under a bush
Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 17 2012, 04:05 PM.
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He found his torch under a bush
Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush
Edited by Mobson, Oct 17 2012, 04:03 PM.
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He found his torch under a bush
Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush
Her beaver did frolic
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He found his torch under a bush
Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush
Her beaver did frolic
It was quite diabolic
Edited by Mobson, Oct 17 2012, 04:11 PM.
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He found his torch under a bush
Beside the Statue of Liberty's tush
Her beaver did frolic
It was quite diabolic
But they managed to keep it hush hush.


All the little birdies go tweet, tweet



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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet
tweet, goes the song that's so sweet ... ... ... ... ... ... ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafxov4HVco
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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet
tweet, goes the song that is so sweet
But when they fly the nest

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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet
tweet, goes the song that is so sweet
But when they fly the nest
Without a woolly vest
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All the little birdies go tweet, tweet
tweet, goes the song that is so sweet
But when they fly the nest
Without a woolly vest
they find it hard the cold to beat
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O Hail the red breasted Robin
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madfor4

O Hail the red breasted Robin
In snow he's still out there a-hoppin'
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O Hail the red breasted Robin
In snow he's still out there a-hoppin'
His song is sublime
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O Hail the red breasted Robin
In snow he's still out there a-hoppin'
His song is sublime
In coordinated rhyme
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tafkaj

O Hail the red breasted Robin
In snow he's still out there a-hoppin'
His song is sublime
In coordinated rhyme
And some heqavily sync'pated choppin'.

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If Pietersen's going to play
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If Pietersen's going to play
And why in the world not? I say
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If Pietersen's going to play
And why in the world not? I say
Will someone chuck pies?

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If Pietersen's going to play
And why in the world not? I say
Will someone chuck pies?
Or pluck out his eyes?
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If Pietersen's going to play
And why in the world not? I say
Will someone chuck pies?
Or pluck out his eyes?
Or just let him hit balls, come what may


A mean referee from Northampton
Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 19 2012, 08:55 PM.
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A mean referee from Northampton
Had a face which appeared to be stamped on
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A mean referee from Northampton
Had a face which appeared to be stamped on
A beast of a man
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tafkaj

A mean referee from Northampton
Had a face which appeared to be stamped on
A beast of a man
Called Desperate Dan
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A mean referee from Northampton
Had a face which appeared to be stamped on
A beast of a man
Called Desperate Dan
Was also known as "Big Hampton"


He was six foot seven inches in height
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He was six foot seven inches in height
To behold him just filled you with fright
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He was six foot seven inches in height
To behold him just filled you with fright
But he'd burst into tears

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He was six foot seven inches in height
To behold him just filled you with fright
But he'd burst into tears
Blurting out his fears
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He was six foot seven inches in height
To behold him just filled you with fright
But he'd burst into tears
Blurting out his fears
Which forsooth, was not a pretty sight


It's raining and I can't go out to play
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It's raining and I can't go out to play
There's no-one here to play with, anyway

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dai Cottomy
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It's raining and I can't go out to play
There's no-one here to play with, anyway
I'll write a few sonnets

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It's raining and I can't go out to play
There's no-one here to play with, anyway
I'll write a few sonnets
'Bout girls in their bonnets
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It's raining and I can't go out to play
There's no-one here to play with, anyway
I'll write a few sonnets
'Bout girls in their bonnets
Then take the next flight to L.A.


I think it's exceedingly odd
Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 22 2012, 10:18 AM.
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I think it's exceedingly odd
That some people believe there's a God

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I think it's exceedingly odd
That some people believe there's a God
But of course he exists
Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 22 2012, 01:59 PM.
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I think it's exceedingly odd
That some people believe there's a God
But of course he exists
Although reason insists

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I think it's exceedingly odd
That some people believe there's a God
But of course he exists
Although reason insists
It is not to be ridden roughshod


It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell
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tafkaj

It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell,
Or its skin and a hermit crab's shell
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It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell,
Or its skin and a hermit crab's shell
But some much finer lines

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It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell,
Or its skin and a hermit crab's shell
But some much finer lines
Without doubt redefines
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