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There was an old hero called Ajax
who certainly lived life to the max
His fighting was mythic
His muscles terrythic
From the years he'd spent building haystacks.


Now they're gunning for poor old Brock


Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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Whilst making a new batch of Red Leicester
The cheesemaker's daughter young Esther
Was blown to her knees
By a squadron of bees
She died after the stings began to fester
Edited by Mobson, Aug 22 2014, 10:39 PM.
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly
She came over all giggly and silly

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When Jilly started making Caerphilly
She came over all giggly and silly
Whilst draining the curds
Edited by Mobson, Aug 23 2014, 02:02 PM.
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly
She came over all giggly and silly
Whilst draining the curds,
Thought of cows in their herds
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly
She came over all giggly and silly
Whilst draining the curds,
Thought of cows in their herds
Chewing cud in fields lush and hilly


Jilly met Jack by the duck pond
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond
Never could resist a nice blonde
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond
Never could resist a nice blonde
Altho' redheads & brunettes
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond
Never could resist a nice blonde
Altho' redheads & brunettes
Or old dames in hairnets
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond
Never could resist a nice blonde
Altho' redheads & brunettes
Or old dames in hairnets
All of whom Jack is extremely fond.
Edited by Mobson, Aug 26 2014, 11:06 PM.
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido
While swimming down at the Lido
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido
While swimming down at the Lido
He went back to look

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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido
While swimming down at the Lido
He went back to look
It was hung on a hook
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido
While swimming down at the Lido
He went back to look
It was hung on a hook
Attached to a twenty ton torpedo

A man from the army was sent for
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A man from the army was sent for
And travelled over from Ventnor

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A man from the army was sent for
And travelled over from Ventnor
He drowned with the ferry
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A man from the army was sent for
And travelled over from Ventnor
He drowned with the ferry
Off the coast of Kerry
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A man from the army was sent for
And travelled over from Ventnor
He drowned with the ferry
Off the coast of Kerry
Oh Dear, what a terrible bore!
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni
Who had a fling with George Clooney

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Camilla's a grad student from Uni
Who had a fling with George Clooney
For her dissertation
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni
Who had a fling with George Clooney
For her dissertation
To much consternation

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Camilla's a grad student from Uni
Who had a fling with George Clooney
For her dissertation
To much consternation
She selected footballer Wayne Rooney.
Edited by Mobson, Sep 3 2014, 04:25 PM.
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute
Edited by Mobson, Sep 1 2014, 09:54 PM.
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute
She blew not sucked when playing the flute
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute
She blew not sucked when playing the flute
but she found that her brace
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute
She blew not sucked when playing the flute
but she found that her brace
Spoiled the look of her face
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute
She blew not sucked when playing the flute
but she found that her brace
Spoiled the look of her face
And Miranda so longed to look cute
Edited by Mobson, Sep 5 2014, 02:23 AM.
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There was a young lady called Hannah
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There was a young lady called Hannah
With a very coquettish manner
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There was a young lady called Hannah
With a very coquettish manner
Her parents despaired
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There was a young lady called Hannah
With a very coquettish manner
Her parents despaired
As her assets she bared
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There was a young lady called Hannah
With a very coquettish manner
Her parents despaired
As her assets she bared
Whilst carrying a Feminists' banner
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So it's an heir and spare on the way
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So it's an heir and spare on the way
That's not what republicans say

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So it's an heir and spare on the way
That's not what republicans say
It's of no consequence
Edited by Mobson, Sep 24 2014, 08:14 AM.
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So it's an heir and spare on the way
That's not what republicans say
It's of no consequence,
Some folk have no sense
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So it's an heir and spare on the way
That's not what republicans say
It's of no consequence,
Some folk have no sense
So I'm looking forward to it's birthday!
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm?
Edited by Mobson, Oct 10 2014, 10:21 AM.
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm?
Lost at sea in a terrible storm?

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Mobson
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm?
Lost at sea in a terrible storm?
His lack of presence here
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm?
Lost at sea in a terrible storm?
His lack of presence here
Causes us to fear
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm?
Lost at sea in a terrible storm?
His lack of presence here
Causes us to fear
He may be seriously out of form...




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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola,
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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, Ebola,
Is unlikely to reach Angola

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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola,
Is unlikely to reach Angola
If it does, I fear
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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola,
Is unlikely to reach Angola
If it does, I fear
It will prove so severe

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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola,
Is unlikely to reach Angola
If it does, I fear
It will prove so severe
The worry'll turn us bipolar <livingdeadguest>

Edited by Mobson, Oct 22 2014, 12:24 PM.
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We really must try not to panic
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We really must try not to panic
There isn't much point getting manic

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We really must try not to panic
There isn't much point getting manic
Plagues, pestilence and fire
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We really must try not to panic
There isn't much point getting manic
Plagues, pestilence and fire
Will* forever conspire


*Or should that be "shall"?

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We really must try not to panic
There isn't much point getting manic
Plagues, pestilence and fire
Will* forever conspire
To ensure we all get a bit fran(t)ic.

Just keep calm and hope for the best
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PS When you don't see me for a week you may quite possibly all rejoice, but I will be back. Off on holiday to lovely Wanaka. Eating out, reading books, watching videos, meandering along the lakeside. Oh, bliss.
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Sounds wonderful Caro! Enjoy! <happy>
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Wouldn't it be easier if you just told us when you're not on holiday? <laugh>


Just keep calm and hope for the best
For a change is as good as a rest


Edited by waiting4atickle, Oct 25 2014, 11:46 AM.
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Just keep calm and hope for the best
For a change is as good as a rest
Forget work and chores

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Just keep calm and hope for the best
For a change is as good as a rest
Forget work and chores
Head for the Azores

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Caro

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Wouldn't it be easier if you just told us when you're not on holiday? <laugh>


Well, I am home for a week, and then we are off for another week! Timeshare weeks to use up. My husband moans at the $1000 upkeep expenses for our timeshare (which is in Aussie and which we never go to), but I quite enjoy a nice relaxing time, thinking of nothing but the next meal out.
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Just keep calm and hope for the best
For a change is as good as a rest
Forget work and chores
Head for the Azores
And get your troubles off your chest


When invited, do you trick or treat?
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When invited, do you trick or treat?
Or chase the little blighters down the street?

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When invited, do you trick or treat?
Or chase the little blighters down the street?
They're just after your money
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Caro

When invited, do you trick or treat?
Or chase the little blighters down the street?
They're just after your money
But you could give them honey [We sometimes think of what to give kids here if they call, but they hardly ever do. Not much of a tradition here really, and perhaps the strongly Christian community I live in doesn't approve. I don't mind these little celebrations - they give a bit of life to things. I am getting miffed by people wanting to ban ordinary people having fireworks. Some of my, and my kids', favourite memories surround Guy Fawkes' Night.]
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When invited, do you trick or treat?
Or chase the little blighters down the street?
They're just after your money
But you could give them honey
Or something equally sweet


Will you spare a penny for the Guy?


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Will you spare a penny for the Guy?
As he really needs to get high
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Will you spare a penny for the Guy?
As he really needs to get high
With nowt in his pocket

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Will you spare a penny for the Guy?
As he really needs to get high
With nowt in his pocket
But a squib and a rocket
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Will you spare a penny for the Guy?
As he really needs to get high
With nowt in his pocket
But a squib and a rocket
Will they make him fly up to the sky :'(



Edited by Mobson, Nov 16 2014, 08:49 PM.
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The devil's in the detail I've often heard it said
Edited by Mobson, Nov 16 2014, 08:49 PM.
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Caro

The devil's in the detail I've often heard it said
You need it just right to have cred,


(There's a bit of a problem with the rhythm, Mbson, which has made it tricky to follow.)
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Nah! not with a clever bunch like you lot on here! <whistles>

The devil's in the detail I've often heard said
You need it just right to have cred
Be thorough, be true

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The devil's in the detail I've often heard said
You need it just right to have cred
Be thorough, be true
Eat lashings of stew
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The devil's in the detail I've often heard said
You need it just right to have cred
Be thorough, be true
Eat lashings of stew
Don't worry - drink beer till you're out of your head
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<XMAS1>65D7U8NOI9 In twenty-four days Christmas is here
Edited by Mobson, Dec 1 2014, 11:30 AM.
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here
Another excuse to drink lots of beer

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In twenty-four days Christmas is here
Another excuse to drink lots of beer
Spend lots of money
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here
Another excuse to drink lots of beer
Spend lots of money
To fly to somewhere sunny
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Caro

In twenty-four days Christmas is here
Another excuse to drink lots of beer
Spend lots of money
To fly somewhere sunny
So pretty toyboys you can leer.


So not here: the weather is foul
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So not here: the weather is foul
On the beach sitting under a towel
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So not here: the weather is foul
On the beach sitting under a towel
Can't believe my bad luck
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So not here: the weather is foul
On the beach sitting under a towel
Can't believe my bad luck
Someone's running amuck

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So not here: the weather is foul
On the beach sitting under a towel
Can't believe my bad luck
Someone's running amuck
And wreaking havoc with a trowel


In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day
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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day
One can also roast on the coast of Malay
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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day
One can also roast on the coast of Malay
But we use the oven

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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day
One can also roast on the coast of Malay
But we use the oven
In our witches coven
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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day
One can also roast on the coast of Malay
But we use the oven
In our witches coven
To rustle up our soup of the day (Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, etc.)



This year I plan to cook fresh meals
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<scared> of that witches brew!


This year I plan to cook fresh meals
and eschew those ready-made deals
Edited by Mobson, Jan 8 2015, 03:02 PM.
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Caro

This year I plan to cook fresh meals
And eschew those ready-made deals
Good meat and veg
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This year I plan to cook fresh meals
And eschew those ready-made deals
Good meat and veg
So they allege

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Caro

This year I plan to cook fresh meals
And eschew those ready-made deals
Good meat and veg
So they allege
Will bring forth the happiest squeals.

Some duck, ham or beef will do fine




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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine
Or else on pulled pork we shall dine

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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine
Or else on pulled pork we shall dine
Accompanied by veg

Edited by Mobson, Jan 9 2015, 05:43 AM.
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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine
Or else on pulled pork we shall dine
Accompanied by veg
Or maybe some kedge
Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 9 2015, 02:10 PM.
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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine
Or else on pulled pork we shall dine
Accompanied by veg
Or maybe some kedge
It's not healthy to eat meat all the time
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree
Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free

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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree
Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free
Those 'toons cost a lot
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree
Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free
Those 'toons cost a lot
And then you get shot

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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree
Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free
Those 'toons cost a lot
And then you get shot
By fanatical zealots on a killing spree
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