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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Mobson | Aug 22 2014, 10:38 PM Post #2101 |
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Whilst making a new batch of Red Leicester The cheesemaker's daughter young Esther Was blown to her knees By a squadron of bees She died after the stings began to fester Edited by Mobson, Aug 22 2014, 10:39 PM.
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| Mobson | Aug 22 2014, 10:43 PM Post #2102 |
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 22 2014, 11:31 PM Post #2103 |
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly She came over all giggly and silly |
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| Mobson | Aug 23 2014, 02:02 PM Post #2104 |
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly She came over all giggly and silly Whilst draining the curds Edited by Mobson, Aug 23 2014, 02:02 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Aug 23 2014, 02:27 PM Post #2105 |
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly She came over all giggly and silly Whilst draining the curds, Thought of cows in their herds |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 23 2014, 02:56 PM Post #2106 |
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When Jilly started making Caerphilly She came over all giggly and silly Whilst draining the curds, Thought of cows in their herds Chewing cud in fields lush and hilly Jilly met Jack by the duck pond |
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| Norm Deplume | Aug 23 2014, 04:35 PM Post #2107 |
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond Never could resist a nice blonde |
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| Mobson | Aug 25 2014, 02:35 PM Post #2108 |
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond Never could resist a nice blonde Altho' redheads & brunettes |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 26 2014, 12:35 PM Post #2109 |
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond Never could resist a nice blonde Altho' redheads & brunettes Or old dames in hairnets |
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| Mobson | Aug 26 2014, 11:06 PM Post #2110 |
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Jilly met Jack by the duck pond Never could resist a nice blonde Altho' redheads & brunettes Or old dames in hairnets All of whom Jack is extremely fond. Edited by Mobson, Aug 26 2014, 11:06 PM.
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| Mobson | Aug 26 2014, 11:08 PM Post #2111 |
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 28 2014, 02:56 PM Post #2112 |
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido While swimming down at the Lido |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 29 2014, 01:00 PM Post #2113 |
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido While swimming down at the Lido He went back to look |
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| Mobson | Aug 30 2014, 12:03 PM Post #2114 |
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido While swimming down at the Lido He went back to look It was hung on a hook |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 30 2014, 08:42 PM Post #2115 |
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Poor Sam seems to have lost his libido While swimming down at the Lido He went back to look It was hung on a hook Attached to a twenty ton torpedo A man from the army was sent for |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 31 2014, 01:10 AM Post #2116 |
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A man from the army was sent for And travelled over from Ventnor |
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| Mobson | Aug 31 2014, 12:44 PM Post #2117 |
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A man from the army was sent for And travelled over from Ventnor He drowned with the ferry |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 31 2014, 10:40 PM Post #2118 |
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A man from the army was sent for And travelled over from Ventnor He drowned with the ferry Off the coast of Kerry |
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2014, 08:14 AM Post #2119 |
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A man from the army was sent for And travelled over from Ventnor He drowned with the ferry Off the coast of Kerry Oh Dear, what a terrible bore! |
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2014, 08:50 AM Post #2120 |
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 1 2014, 12:34 PM Post #2121 |
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni Who had a fling with George Clooney |
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2014, 01:25 PM Post #2122 |
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni Who had a fling with George Clooney For her dissertation |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 1 2014, 08:58 PM Post #2123 |
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni Who had a fling with George Clooney For her dissertation To much consternation |
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2014, 09:51 PM Post #2124 |
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Camilla's a grad student from Uni Who had a fling with George Clooney For her dissertation To much consternation She selected footballer Wayne Rooney. Edited by Mobson, Sep 3 2014, 04:25 PM.
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2014, 09:51 PM Post #2125 |
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute
Edited by Mobson, Sep 1 2014, 09:54 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 3 2014, 04:02 PM Post #2126 |
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute She blew not sucked when playing the flute |
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| Mobson | Sep 3 2014, 04:24 PM Post #2127 |
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute She blew not sucked when playing the flute but she found that her brace |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 3 2014, 07:31 PM Post #2128 |
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute She blew not sucked when playing the flute but she found that her brace Spoiled the look of her face |
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| Mobson | Sep 5 2014, 02:23 AM Post #2129 |
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Her pal Miranda was far more astute She blew not sucked when playing the flute but she found that her brace Spoiled the look of her face And Miranda so longed to look cute Edited by Mobson, Sep 5 2014, 02:23 AM.
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| Mobson | Sep 5 2014, 02:35 AM Post #2130 |
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There was a young lady called Hannah |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 8 2014, 01:24 AM Post #2131 |
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There was a young lady called Hannah With a very coquettish manner |
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| Mobson | Sep 8 2014, 07:03 AM Post #2132 |
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There was a young lady called Hannah With a very coquettish manner Her parents despaired |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 8 2014, 11:34 AM Post #2133 |
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There was a young lady called Hannah With a very coquettish manner Her parents despaired As her assets she bared |
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| Mobson | Sep 8 2014, 08:42 PM Post #2134 |
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There was a young lady called Hannah With a very coquettish manner Her parents despaired As her assets she bared Whilst carrying a Feminists' banner |
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| Mobson | Sep 8 2014, 08:44 PM Post #2135 |
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So it's an heir and spare on the way |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 22 2014, 04:00 PM Post #2136 |
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So it's an heir and spare on the way That's not what republicans say |
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| Mobson | Sep 24 2014, 08:10 AM Post #2137 |
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So it's an heir and spare on the way That's not what republicans say It's of no consequence Edited by Mobson, Sep 24 2014, 08:14 AM.
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| tafkaj | Oct 7 2014, 02:26 PM Post #2138 |
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So it's an heir and spare on the way That's not what republicans say It's of no consequence, Some folk have no sense |
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| Mobson | Oct 10 2014, 10:18 AM Post #2139 |
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So it's an heir and spare on the way That's not what republicans say It's of no consequence, Some folk have no sense So I'm looking forward to it's birthday! |
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| Mobson | Oct 10 2014, 10:20 AM Post #2140 |
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm?
Edited by Mobson, Oct 10 2014, 10:21 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 10 2014, 10:58 AM Post #2141 |
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm? Lost at sea in a terrible storm? |
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| Mobson | Oct 12 2014, 08:20 AM Post #2142 |
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm? Lost at sea in a terrible storm? His lack of presence here |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 12 2014, 01:26 PM Post #2143 |
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm? Lost at sea in a terrible storm? His lack of presence here Causes us to fear |
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| Mobson | Oct 14 2014, 07:02 AM Post #2144 |
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Oh where, Oh where, is our lovely Norm? Lost at sea in a terrible storm? His lack of presence here Causes us to fear He may be seriously out of form... |
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| Mobson | Oct 14 2014, 07:04 AM Post #2145 |
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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 14 2014, 03:45 PM Post #2146 |
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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, Is unlikely to reach Angola |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 14 2014, 03:51 PM Post #2147 |
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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, Is unlikely to reach Angola If it does, I fear |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 14 2014, 03:58 PM Post #2148 |
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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, Is unlikely to reach Angola If it does, I fear It will prove so severe |
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| Mobson | Oct 22 2014, 12:21 PM Post #2149 |
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Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, Is unlikely to reach Angola If it does, I fear It will prove so severe The worry'll turn us bipolar Edited by Mobson, Oct 22 2014, 12:24 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 22 2014, 07:44 PM Post #2150 |
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We really must try not to panic |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 23 2014, 01:45 AM Post #2151 |
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We really must try not to panic There isn't much point getting manic |
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| Mobson | Oct 24 2014, 07:41 AM Post #2152 |
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We really must try not to panic There isn't much point getting manic Plagues, pestilence and fire |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 24 2014, 11:12 PM Post #2153 |
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We really must try not to panic There isn't much point getting manic Plagues, pestilence and fire Will* forever conspire *Or should that be "shall"? |
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| Caro | Oct 25 2014, 08:28 AM Post #2154 |
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We really must try not to panic There isn't much point getting manic Plagues, pestilence and fire Will* forever conspire To ensure we all get a bit fran(t)ic. Just keep calm and hope for the best |
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| Caro | Oct 25 2014, 08:30 AM Post #2155 |
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PS When you don't see me for a week you may quite possibly all rejoice, but I will be back. Off on holiday to lovely Wanaka. Eating out, reading books, watching videos, meandering along the lakeside. Oh, bliss. |
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| Mobson | Oct 25 2014, 08:48 AM Post #2156 |
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Sounds wonderful Caro! Enjoy!
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 25 2014, 11:44 AM Post #2157 |
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Wouldn't it be easier if you just told us when you're not on holiday? ![]() Just keep calm and hope for the best For a change is as good as a rest Edited by waiting4atickle, Oct 25 2014, 11:46 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 25 2014, 11:54 AM Post #2158 |
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Just keep calm and hope for the best For a change is as good as a rest Forget work and chores |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 25 2014, 12:14 PM Post #2159 |
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Just keep calm and hope for the best For a change is as good as a rest Forget work and chores Head for the Azores |
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| Caro | Oct 25 2014, 09:57 PM Post #2160 |
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Well, I am home for a week, and then we are off for another week! Timeshare weeks to use up. My husband moans at the $1000 upkeep expenses for our timeshare (which is in Aussie and which we never go to), but I quite enjoy a nice relaxing time, thinking of nothing but the next meal out. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 31 2014, 12:39 PM Post #2161 |
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Just keep calm and hope for the best For a change is as good as a rest Forget work and chores Head for the Azores And get your troubles off your chest When invited, do you trick or treat? |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 31 2014, 10:59 PM Post #2162 |
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When invited, do you trick or treat? Or chase the little blighters down the street? |
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| Mobson | Nov 1 2014, 10:53 AM Post #2163 |
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When invited, do you trick or treat? Or chase the little blighters down the street? They're just after your money |
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| Caro | Nov 4 2014, 08:11 PM Post #2164 |
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When invited, do you trick or treat? Or chase the little blighters down the street? They're just after your money But you could give them honey [We sometimes think of what to give kids here if they call, but they hardly ever do. Not much of a tradition here really, and perhaps the strongly Christian community I live in doesn't approve. I don't mind these little celebrations - they give a bit of life to things. I am getting miffed by people wanting to ban ordinary people having fireworks. Some of my, and my kids', favourite memories surround Guy Fawkes' Night.] |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 4 2014, 08:32 PM Post #2165 |
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When invited, do you trick or treat? Or chase the little blighters down the street? They're just after your money But you could give them honey Or something equally sweet Will you spare a penny for the Guy? |
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| Mobson | Nov 5 2014, 08:09 PM Post #2166 |
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Will you spare a penny for the Guy? As he really needs to get high |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 6 2014, 11:10 AM Post #2167 |
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Will you spare a penny for the Guy? As he really needs to get high With nowt in his pocket |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 12 2014, 03:47 PM Post #2168 |
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Will you spare a penny for the Guy? As he really needs to get high With nowt in his pocket But a squib and a rocket |
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| Mobson | Nov 16 2014, 08:30 PM Post #2169 |
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Will you spare a penny for the Guy? As he really needs to get high With nowt in his pocket But a squib and a rocket Will they make him fly up to the sky Edited by Mobson, Nov 16 2014, 08:49 PM.
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| Mobson | Nov 16 2014, 08:49 PM Post #2170 |
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The devil's in the detail I've often heard it said
Edited by Mobson, Nov 16 2014, 08:49 PM.
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| Caro | Nov 25 2014, 05:53 AM Post #2171 |
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The devil's in the detail I've often heard it said You need it just right to have cred, (There's a bit of a problem with the rhythm, Mbson, which has made it tricky to follow.) |
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| Mobson | Nov 26 2014, 07:30 AM Post #2172 |
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Nah! not with a clever bunch like you lot on here! The devil's in the detail I've often heard said You need it just right to have cred Be thorough, be true |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 30 2014, 02:22 PM Post #2173 |
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The devil's in the detail I've often heard said You need it just right to have cred Be thorough, be true Eat lashings of stew |
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| Mobson | Dec 1 2014, 11:27 AM Post #2174 |
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The devil's in the detail I've often heard said You need it just right to have cred Be thorough, be true Eat lashings of stew Don't worry - drink beer till you're out of your head |
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| Mobson | Dec 1 2014, 11:28 AM Post #2175 |
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 1 2014, 09:59 PM Post #2176 |
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here Another excuse to drink lots of beer |
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| Mobson | Dec 2 2014, 02:07 PM Post #2177 |
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here Another excuse to drink lots of beer Spend lots of money |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 2 2014, 02:54 PM Post #2178 |
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here Another excuse to drink lots of beer Spend lots of money To fly to somewhere sunny |
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| Caro | Dec 3 2014, 03:12 AM Post #2179 |
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here Another excuse to drink lots of beer Spend lots of money To fly somewhere sunny So pretty toyboys you can leer. So not here: the weather is foul |
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| Mobson | Dec 3 2014, 10:21 AM Post #2180 |
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So not here: the weather is foul On the beach sitting under a towel |
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| Mobson | Jan 4 2015, 02:08 AM Post #2181 |
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So not here: the weather is foul On the beach sitting under a towel Can't believe my bad luck |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 5 2015, 12:13 AM Post #2182 |
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So not here: the weather is foul On the beach sitting under a towel Can't believe my bad luck Someone's running amuck |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 5 2015, 01:47 PM Post #2183 |
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So not here: the weather is foul On the beach sitting under a towel Can't believe my bad luck Someone's running amuck And wreaking havoc with a trowel In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day |
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| Mobson | Jan 6 2015, 11:58 AM Post #2184 |
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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day One can also roast on the coast of Malay |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 7 2015, 03:07 AM Post #2185 |
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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day One can also roast on the coast of Malay But we use the oven |
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| Mobson | Jan 7 2015, 09:03 AM Post #2186 |
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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day One can also roast on the coast of Malay But we use the oven In our witches coven |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 8 2015, 01:35 PM Post #2187 |
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In Oz, one can roast on Christmas Day One can also roast on the coast of Malay But we use the oven In our witches coven To rustle up our soup of the day (Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, etc.) This year I plan to cook fresh meals |
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| Mobson | Jan 8 2015, 03:00 PM Post #2188 |
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of that witches brew! This year I plan to cook fresh meals and eschew those ready-made deals Edited by Mobson, Jan 8 2015, 03:02 PM.
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| Caro | Jan 8 2015, 07:47 PM Post #2189 |
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This year I plan to cook fresh meals And eschew those ready-made deals Good meat and veg |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 8 2015, 09:22 PM Post #2190 |
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This year I plan to cook fresh meals And eschew those ready-made deals Good meat and veg So they allege |
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| Caro | Jan 8 2015, 09:52 PM Post #2191 |
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This year I plan to cook fresh meals And eschew those ready-made deals Good meat and veg So they allege Will bring forth the happiest squeals. Some duck, ham or beef will do fine |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 9 2015, 01:14 AM Post #2192 |
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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine Or else on pulled pork we shall dine |
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| Mobson | Jan 9 2015, 05:42 AM Post #2193 |
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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine Or else on pulled pork we shall dine Accompanied by veg Edited by Mobson, Jan 9 2015, 05:43 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 9 2015, 01:55 PM Post #2194 |
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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine Or else on pulled pork we shall dine Accompanied by veg Or maybe some kedge Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 9 2015, 02:10 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 9 2015, 03:05 PM Post #2195 |
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Some duck, ham or beef will do fine Or else on pulled pork we shall dine Accompanied by veg Or maybe some kedge It's not healthy to eat meat all the time |
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| Mobson | Jan 9 2015, 03:15 PM Post #2196 |
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 13 2015, 04:35 PM Post #2197 |
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free |
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| Caro | Jan 14 2015, 05:02 AM Post #2198 |
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free Those 'toons cost a lot |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 14 2015, 09:26 AM Post #2199 |
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free Those 'toons cost a lot And then you get shot |
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| Mobson | Jan 14 2015, 09:58 AM Post #2200 |
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"Je Suis Charlie" came the cry from Paree Jesus! Charlie, speech ain't ever free Those 'toons cost a lot And then you get shot By fanatical zealots on a killing spree |
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In twenty-four days Christmas is here
of that witches brew!
7:07 AM Jul 13