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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 23 2015, 04:12 AM Post #2301 |
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The public are dead keen on judging Those people who seem to be fudging The issue, as ever |
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| Caro | Aug 23 2015, 05:04 AM Post #2302 |
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The public are dead keen on judging Those people who seem to be fudging The issue, as ever Why will they never |
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| Mobson | Aug 23 2015, 11:40 PM Post #2303 |
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The public are dead keen on judging Those people who seem to be fudging The issue, as ever Why will they never Speak the truth without any begrudging Edited by Mobson, Aug 24 2015, 06:26 AM.
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| Mobson | Aug 23 2015, 11:41 PM Post #2304 |
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England have brought home the Ashes |
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| Caro | Aug 24 2015, 06:16 AM Post #2305 |
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England have brought home the Ashes They did it without many bashes |
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| Mobson | Aug 25 2015, 03:44 PM Post #2306 |
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England have brought home the Ashes They did it without many bashes The Aussies defeated |
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| Caro | Aug 29 2015, 07:33 AM Post #2307 |
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England have brought home the Ashes They did it without many bashes The Aussies defeated Their captain then bleated |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 29 2015, 01:18 PM Post #2308 |
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England have brought home the Ashes They did it without many bashes The Aussies defeated Their captain then bleated "Why do we deserve all these thrashes?" The answer may have something to do |
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2015, 05:46 AM Post #2309 |
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The answer may have something to do With a spot of successful voodoo |
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| Reg Chronotis | Sep 2 2015, 12:10 AM Post #2310 |
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The answer may have something to do With a spot of successful voodoo. There's a curse on the ball |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 2 2015, 12:28 AM Post #2311 |
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The answer may have something to do With a spot of successful voodoo. There's a curse on the ball And the umpire's call |
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| Mobson | Sep 4 2015, 08:02 AM Post #2312 |
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The answer may have something to do With a spot of successful voodoo. There's a curse on the ball And the umpire's call and placement of the bowler's shoe! |
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| Mobson | Sep 4 2015, 08:04 AM Post #2313 |
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Whilst shopping for new glasses in Rome |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 4 2015, 10:53 AM Post #2314 |
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Whilst shopping for new glasses in Rome (Some crystal to grace her new home) |
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| Mobson | Sep 4 2015, 02:26 PM Post #2315 |
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He He...this was what prompted my first line! .... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34148161 Whilst shopping for new glasses in Rome (Some crystal to grace her new home) She espied a Bellini |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 4 2015, 03:18 PM Post #2316 |
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Whilst shopping for new glasses in Rome (Some crystal to grace her new home) She espied a Bellini (subject: Girl In Bikini) |
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| Caro | Sep 5 2015, 04:28 AM Post #2317 |
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Whilst shopping for new glasses in Rome (Some crystal to grace her new home) She espied a Bellini (subject: Girl In Bikini) And shouted, "I'll frame it in chrome." The art world has riches galore |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 14 2015, 11:41 PM Post #2318 |
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The art world has riches galore But a lot of it's frankly a bore |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 15 2015, 09:36 AM Post #2319 |
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The art world has riches galore But a lot of it's frankly a bore Some isn't for prudes |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 15 2015, 03:20 PM Post #2320 |
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The art world has riches galore But a lot of it's frankly a bore Some isn't for prudes Like Lucien Freud's nudes |
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| Mobson | Sep 15 2015, 11:31 PM Post #2321 |
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The art world has riches galore But a lot of it's frankly a bore Some isn't for prudes Like Lucien Freud's nudes Or Chapman Bros scenes of gore Saw Ai Weiwei today...his forthcoming exhibition at the Royal Academy opens this Saturday ...& I know where's he staying! https://www.royalacademy.org.uk/exhibition/ai-weiwei?gclid=CPT06d2Z-scCFUS4GwodhRUGQw Ai Weiwei's a changed man they say Edited by Mobson, Sep 16 2015, 09:37 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 16 2015, 01:13 PM Post #2322 |
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Ai Weiwei's a changed man they say He made sunflower seeds out of clay . |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 7 2015, 11:11 PM Post #2323 |
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Ai Weiwei's a changed man they say He made sunflower seeds out of clay They didn't grow well |
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| Mobson | Oct 8 2015, 07:53 PM Post #2324 |
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Ai Weiwei's a changed man they say He made sunflower seeds out of clay They didn't grow well They were toxic as hell Edited by Mobson, Oct 8 2015, 07:54 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 10 2015, 11:00 AM Post #2325 |
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Ai Weiwei's a changed man they say He made sunflower seeds out of clay They didn't grow well They were toxic as hell Now he has millions in taxes to pay A lumberjack called Colin from Poole |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 10 2015, 04:17 PM Post #2326 |
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A lumberjack called Colin from Poole Cut a figure that made women drool |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 11 2015, 12:34 AM Post #2327 |
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A lumberjack called Colin from Poole Cut a figure that made women drool Once when wielding his axe |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 11 2015, 09:49 PM Post #2328 |
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A lumberjack called Colin from Poole Cut a figure that made women drool Once when wielding his axe He made a few cracks |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 12 2015, 11:26 AM Post #2329 |
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A lumberjack called Colin from Poole Cut a figure that made women drool Once when wielding his axe He made a few cracks And all the girls said "you are so cool!" A shepherd from a village in Gwent |
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| Reg Chronotis | Oct 13 2015, 05:43 PM Post #2330 |
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A shepherd from a village in Gwent Retired and moved into a tent. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 24 2015, 02:02 AM Post #2331 |
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A shepherd from a village in Gwent Retired and moved into a tent. A storm blew it away |
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| Reg Chronotis | Nov 3 2015, 06:03 PM Post #2332 |
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A shepherd from a village in Gwent Retired and moved into a tent. A storm blew it away Leaving nothing, they say, |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 3 2015, 07:21 PM Post #2333 |
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A shepherd from a village in Gwent Retired and moved into a tent. A storm blew it away Leaving nothing, they say, But it saved him a fortune in rent Two hairy bikers from Devises |
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| Mobson | Nov 18 2015, 10:20 AM Post #2334 |
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Two hairy bikers from Devises Brought up before the Assizes |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2015, 10:38 PM Post #2335 |
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Two hairy bikers from Devises Brought up before the Assizes The judge said with a frown |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 28 2015, 01:43 AM Post #2336 |
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Two hairy bikers from Devises Brought up before the Assizes The judge said with a frown "I'm sending you down" |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 28 2015, 06:38 PM Post #2337 |
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Two hairy bikers from Devises Brought up before the Assizes The judge said with a frown "I'm sending you down; For your crimes there aren't any prizes" A respectable lady from Crewe |
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| Mobson | Nov 29 2015, 09:46 AM Post #2338 |
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A respectable lady from Crewe Renowned for always dressing in blue |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 6 2015, 02:49 AM Post #2339 |
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A respectable lady from Crewe Renowned for always dressing in blue Decided one day |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 13 2015, 01:21 AM Post #2340 |
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A respectable lady from Crewe Renowned for always dressing in blue Decided one day That a few shades of grey |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 13 2015, 09:55 PM Post #2341 |
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A respectable lady from Crewe Renowned for always dressing in blue Decided one day That a few shades of grey Would be so easy to misconstrue A gentleman farmer from Norwich |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 15 2015, 01:46 AM Post #2342 |
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A gentleman farmer from Norwich Who'd been to agricultural college |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 18 2015, 10:25 AM Post #2343 |
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A gentleman farmer from Norwich Who'd been to agricultural college One day after lunch |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 22 2015, 01:22 AM Post #2344 |
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A gentleman farmer from Norwich Who'd been to agricultural college One day after lunch Came up with a hunch |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 24 2015, 08:55 AM Post #2345 |
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A gentleman farmer from Norwich Who'd been to agricultural college One day after lunch Came up with a hunch Using cornflakes as unicorn forage Can't think of an opening line |
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| Mobson | Dec 24 2015, 08:58 AM Post #2346 |
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Can't think of an opening line Oh! Think this will do just fine Edited by Mobson, Dec 24 2015, 08:58 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 24 2015, 11:22 AM Post #2347 |
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Can't think of an opening line Oh! think this will do just fine I Just need a small shove |
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| Mobson | Dec 24 2015, 11:40 AM Post #2348 |
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Can't think of an opening line Oh! think this will do just fine I just need a small shove Ok, I'll put on me glove! Edited by Mobson, Dec 24 2015, 11:40 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 24 2015, 12:22 PM Post #2349 |
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Can't think of an opening line Oh! think this will do just fine I just need a small shove Ok, I'll put on me glove! Well thank you so much, have some wine Or perhaps you'd rather have whisky? |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 24 2015, 02:19 PM Post #2350 |
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Or perhaps you'd rather have whisky? I don't know - it can make you frisky |
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| Mobson | Dec 25 2015, 04:59 AM Post #2351 |
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Or perhaps you'd rather have whisky? I don't know - it can make you frisky No, the wine is fine Edited by Mobson, Dec 25 2015, 04:59 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 25 2015, 10:51 AM Post #2352 |
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Or perhaps you'd rather have whisky? I don't know - it can make you frisky No, the wine is fine Good, shall we dine? |
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| Mobson | Jan 3 2016, 11:03 AM Post #2353 |
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Or perhaps you'd rather have whisky? I don't know - it can make you frisky No, the wine is fine Good, shall we dine? No! I'm afraid I'm feeling too piss-ky! Edited by Mobson, Jan 3 2016, 11:03 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 5 2016, 01:19 PM Post #2354 |
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May we have an opening line, Mobs? |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 7 2016, 02:25 AM Post #2355 |
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May we have an opening line, Mobs? Or are you too busy with other jobs? |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 7 2016, 04:08 PM Post #2356 |
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May we have an opening line, Mobs? Or are you too busy with other jobs? Like stocking up on chocs |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 13 2016, 05:40 PM Post #2357 |
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May we have an opening line, Mobs? Or are you too busy with other jobs? Like stocking up on chocs And rewinding all the clocks |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 14 2016, 09:40 AM Post #2358 |
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May we have an opening line, Mobs? Or are you too busy with other jobs? Like stocking up on chocs And rewinding all the clocks Or reading the life of Jack Hobbs * * http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/453661.html A race horse owner from Kentucky |
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| Mobson | Jan 14 2016, 09:48 AM Post #2359 |
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Ha Ha Dai...I am a Hobbs by marriage and at first, when giving my name over the telephone, I used to say Hobbs as in Jack! Also used to keep a copy of a book on him in the guest toilet! Little did I know then that just how much cricket would come to mean to me later!!! A race horse owner from Kentucky Thought he was a might unlucky Edited by Mobson, Jan 14 2016, 10:52 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 16 2016, 11:31 AM Post #2360 |
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A race horse owner from Kentucky Thought he was a mite unlucky When his mare came in first |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 17 2016, 01:14 PM Post #2361 |
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A race horse owner from Kentucky Thought he was a mite unlucky When his mare came in first It had a great thirst |
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2016, 01:23 PM Post #2362 |
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A race horse owner from Kentucky Thought he was a mite unlucky When his mare came in first It had a great thirst So called by it's slang name of 'suckey' Oxford English Dictionary suckey หsuckey, a.slang.Obs.rareโ0 [f. suck n.1or v. + -ey, -y.] (See quot.) a 1700 B. E. Dict. Cant. Crew, Suckey, drunkish, maudlin, half Seas o'er. Edited by Mobson, Jan 18 2016, 01:29 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2016, 01:30 PM Post #2363 |
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A sugar tax in all NHS hospital cafes?
Edited by Mobson, Jan 18 2016, 01:32 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 18 2016, 03:07 PM Post #2364 |
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Blimey, Mobs - a slight superfluity of syllables A sugar tax in all NHS hospital cafes? Hare-brained schemes never cease to amaze |
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2016, 03:15 PM Post #2365 |
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...'superfluity' eh! like it Dai A sugar tax in all NHS hospital cafes? Hare-brained schemes never cease to amaze To cut down BMI |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 18 2016, 07:38 PM Post #2366 |
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A sugar tax in all NHS hospital cafes? Hare-brained schemes never cease to amaze To cut down BMI Better eat less pie |
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| Mobson | Jan 19 2016, 07:44 AM Post #2367 |
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A sugar tax in all NHS hospital cafes? Hare-brained schemes never cease to amaze To cut down BMI Better eat less pie And stop the habit of the perpetual graze Bit of a mouthful that one!
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| Mobson | Jan 19 2016, 07:49 AM Post #2368 |
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Say goodbye to the Hotel California |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 19 2016, 05:15 PM Post #2369 |
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Say goodbye to the Hotel California Check out when you like, but I warn ya |
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| Mobson | Jan 19 2016, 08:11 PM Post #2370 |
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Say goodbye to the Hotel California Check out when you like, but I warn ya There's no turning back |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 23 2016, 03:16 PM Post #2371 |
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Say goodbye to the Hotel California Check out when you like, but I warn ya There's no turning back No need to unpack |
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| Mobson | Feb 9 2016, 05:07 PM Post #2372 |
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Say goodbye to the Hotel California Check out when you like, but I warn ya There's no turning back No need to unpack Just get down with the flora and fauna! Edited by Mobson, Feb 9 2016, 05:08 PM.
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| Mobson | Feb 9 2016, 05:13 PM Post #2373 |
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Whilst going on the diet of his life
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 10 2016, 12:43 AM Post #2374 |
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Whilst going on the diet of his life Young Kev cut himself with a knife |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 10 2016, 12:36 PM Post #2375 |
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Whilst going on the diet of his life Young Kev cut himself with a knife With the blood he made |
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| Mobson | Feb 11 2016, 02:09 PM Post #2376 |
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Whilst going on the diet of his life Young Kev cut himself with a knife With the blood he made A concocted lethal lemonade Edited by Mobson, Feb 11 2016, 02:11 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 11 2016, 06:37 PM Post #2377 |
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Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 11 2016, 06:39 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 11 2016, 06:38 PM Post #2378 |
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Whilst going on the diet of his life Young Kev cut himself with a knife With the blood he made A concocted lethal lemonade With a slug of gin gave it to his wife. His wife knew he was up to no good |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 13 2016, 01:28 AM Post #2379 |
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His wife knew he was up to no good When he purposely misunderstood |
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| Mobson | Feb 13 2016, 09:31 AM Post #2380 |
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His wife knew he was up to no good When he purposely misunderstood Thought she'd given permission Edited by Mobson, Feb 13 2016, 09:31 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 13 2016, 03:57 PM Post #2381 |
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His wife knew he was up to no good When he purposely misunderstood Thought she'd given permission Despite her condition |
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| Mobson | Feb 15 2016, 01:18 PM Post #2382 |
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His wife knew he was up to no good When he purposely misunderstood Thought she'd given permission Despite her condition To embark on another falsehood |
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| Mobson | Feb 15 2016, 01:18 PM Post #2383 |
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It's award season time once again |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 21 2016, 01:44 AM Post #2384 |
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It's award season time once again And the search for the best leading men |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 22 2016, 12:57 AM Post #2385 |
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It's award season time once again And the search for the best leading men Michael or Leo? |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 22 2016, 01:35 AM Post #2386 |
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It's award season time once again And the search for the best leading men Michael or Leo? Who acted con brio? |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 26 2016, 03:14 PM Post #2387 |
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it's award season time once again And the search for the best leading men Michael or Leo? Who acted con brio? At least it's not likely to be Sean Penn A crafty accountant called Tanner Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 26 2016, 03:41 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 3 2016, 12:54 AM Post #2388 |
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A crafty accountant called Tanner With a most unfortunate manner |
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| Mobson | Mar 10 2016, 03:00 PM Post #2389 |
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A crafty accountant called Tanner With a most unfortunate manner Devised a monetary plan |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2016, 08:33 AM Post #2390 |
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A crafty accountant called Tanner With a most unfortunate manner Devised a monetary plan With his accomplice, Dan |
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| Mobson | Mar 20 2016, 10:50 AM Post #2391 |
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A crafty accountant called Tanner With a most unfortunate manner Devised a monetary plan With his accomplice, Dan It ended in an unfortunate manner Edited by Mobson, Mar 20 2016, 01:29 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 20 2016, 01:32 PM Post #2392 |
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Tanner's under Her Majesty's Pleasure |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 21 2016, 04:25 PM Post #2393 |
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Tanner's under Her Majesty's Pleasure Behind bars for time without measure |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2016, 12:22 AM Post #2394 |
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Tanner's under Her Majesty's Pleasure Behind bars for time without measure Unlike his mate Dan |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 22 2016, 07:09 PM Post #2395 |
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Tanner's under Her Majesty's Pleasure Behind bars for time without measure Unlike his mate Dan Who now lives in Cannes |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2016, 07:24 PM Post #2396 |
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Tanner's under Her Majesty's Pleasure Behind bars for time without measure Unlike his mate Dan Who now lives in Cannes With his boat full of stolen treasure |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2016, 07:24 PM Post #2397 |
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Determined to hold on to his booty |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 27 2016, 02:52 PM Post #2398 |
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Determined to hold on to his booty He bought a nightclub in Djibouti |
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| Mobson | Mar 27 2016, 02:53 PM Post #2399 |
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Ooooh that's a good one Dai!
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| Mobson | Mar 27 2016, 02:55 PM Post #2400 |
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Determined to hold on to his booty He bought a nightclub in Djibouti The drinks prices were hiked Edited by Mobson, Mar 27 2016, 07:51 PM.
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Ooooh that's a good one Dai!

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