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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 · Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 28 2016, 10:52 AM Post #2401 |
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Determined to hold on to his booty He bought a nightclub in Djibouti The drinks prices were hiked Cocktails were spiked |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 29 2016, 09:26 PM Post #2402 |
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Determined to hold on to his booty He bought a nightclub in Djibouti The drinks prices were hiked Cocktails were spiked While the house band played 'Tutti Frutti'. When it came to chucking-out time |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 29 2016, 11:23 PM Post #2403 |
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When it came to chucking-out time Sipping a final vodka and lime |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 31 2016, 12:03 AM Post #2404 |
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When it came to chucking-out time Sipping a final vodka and lime They sat unconcerned |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 31 2016, 07:44 AM Post #2405 |
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When it came to chucking-out time Sipping a final vodka and lime They sat unconcerned As the premises burned |
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| Mobson | Mar 31 2016, 09:25 AM Post #2406 |
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When it came to chucking-out time Sipping a final vodka and lime They sat unconcerned As the premises burned Thus ending their life of crime Edited by Mobson, Mar 31 2016, 09:28 AM.
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| Mobson | Mar 31 2016, 09:27 AM Post #2407 |
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So England are Kolkata bound |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 1 2016, 08:42 AM Post #2408 |
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So England are Kolkata bound Where there may be a gale around |
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| Mobson | Apr 3 2016, 03:11 PM Post #2409 |
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So England are Kolkata bound Where there may be a gale around No fear from him yet He has runs yet to get |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 4 2016, 12:35 AM Post #2410 |
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So England are Kolkata bound Where there may be a gale around No fear from him yet He has runs yet to get Even without them, England were downed. There was a young man from Barbados |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 4 2016, 09:23 AM Post #2411 |
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There was a young man from Barbados Who loved flying his kite in tornadoes |
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| Mobson | Apr 5 2016, 09:33 AM Post #2412 |
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There was a young man from Barbados Who loved flying his kite in tornadoes But to his dismay |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 5 2016, 10:42 AM Post #2413 |
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There was a young man from Barbados Who loved flying his kite in tornadoes But to his dismay He got blown away |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2016, 03:35 PM Post #2414 |
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There was a young man from Barbados Who loved flying his kite in tornadoes But to his dismay He got blown away Ended up in the suburbs of Lagos A saucy young wench from Seattle |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 6 2016, 09:05 PM Post #2415 |
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A saucy young wench from Seattle Was the subject of much tittle-tattle |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2016, 01:25 PM Post #2416 |
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A saucy young wench from Seattle Was the subject of much tittle-tattle Every day, just for fun |
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| Mobson | Apr 7 2016, 07:41 PM Post #2417 |
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A saucy young wench from Seattle Was the subject of much tittle-tattle Every day, just for fun She dressed as a nun |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 14 2016, 04:39 PM Post #2418 |
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A saucy young wench from Seattle Was the subject of much tittle-tattle Every day, just for fun She dressed as a nun Mounted her horse, and rounded up cattle There once was a curate from Woking |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 16 2016, 11:31 PM Post #2419 |
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There once was a curate from Woking Who discovered his egg had no yolk in |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 17 2016, 09:55 AM Post #2420 |
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There once was a curate from Woking Who discovered his egg had no yolk in He said "it's good in parts" |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 17 2016, 08:26 PM Post #2421 |
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There once was a curate from Woking Who discovered his egg had no yolk in He said "it's good in parts" But the fun really starts |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 18 2016, 03:59 PM Post #2422 |
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There once was a curate from Woking Who discovered his egg had no yolk in He said "it's good in parts" But the fun really starts When the Bishop began choking A jolly old chap from Devises |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 20 2016, 07:42 AM Post #2423 |
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A jolly old chap from Devises Found his feet were two different sizes |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 20 2016, 11:10 AM Post #2424 |
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A jolly old chap from Devises Found his feet were two different sizes When he needed footwear |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 20 2016, 03:18 PM Post #2425 |
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A jolly old chap from Devises Found his feet were two different sizes When he needed footwear He bought more than one pair |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 20 2016, 09:17 PM Post #2426 |
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A jolly old chap from Devises Found his feet were two different sizes When he needed footwear He bought more than one pair Taking one from each he customises A house proud young lady from Reading |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 20 2016, 10:44 PM Post #2427 |
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A house proud young lady from Reading Discovered some mites in her bedding |
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| Mobson | Apr 21 2016, 12:34 AM Post #2428 |
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A house proud young lady from Reading Discovered some mites in her bedding Appalled and dismayed |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 24 2016, 11:07 AM Post #2429 |
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A house proud young lady from Reading Discovered some mites in her bedding Appalled and dismayed She had her bed sprayed |
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| Mobson | May 11 2016, 10:14 AM Post #2430 |
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A house proud young lady from Reading Discovered some mites in her bedding Appalled and dismayed She had her bed sprayed Cos they really were doing her head in! |
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| Mobson | May 11 2016, 10:18 AM Post #2431 |
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Hyperbolic rhetoric ensues about Europe |
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| dai Cottomy | May 14 2016, 03:46 PM Post #2432 |
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Hyperbolic rhetoric ensues about Europe It won't change the outcome (you hope) |
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| waiting4atickle | May 15 2016, 12:49 AM Post #2433 |
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Hyperbolic rhetoric ensues about Europe It won't change the outcome (you hope) Brexit seems a good wheeze |
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| Mobson | May 15 2016, 10:03 AM Post #2434 |
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That's a really dreadful first line Mobs!!!! Hyperbolic rhetoric ensues about Europe It won't change the outcome (you hope) Brexit seems a good wheeze But we'll still feel the squeeze |
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2016, 02:39 PM Post #2435 |
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That's a really dreadful first line Mobs!!!! Hyperbolic rhetoric ensues about Europe It won't change the outcome (you hope) Brexit seems a good wheeze But we'll still feel the squeeze While we have Boris , no need to mope! In some jobs, high heels are de rigueur * * pouvez-vous dire que je suis européen? |
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| Caro | May 18 2016, 09:42 PM Post #2436 |
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In some jobs, high heels are de rigueur They have to be worn with vig-our |
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| dai Cottomy | May 19 2016, 02:16 AM Post #2437 |
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In some jobs, high heels are de rigueur They have to be worn with vig-our The pain must be borne |
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| waiting4atickle | May 19 2016, 05:41 PM Post #2438 |
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In some jobs, high heels are de rigueur They have to be worn with vig-our The pain must be borne Like bunion and corn |
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| dai Cottomy | May 19 2016, 10:04 PM Post #2439 |
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In some jobs, high heels are de rigueur They have to be worn with vig-our The pain must be borne Like bunion and corn To avoid the occasional snigger An elderly gent from Milwaukee |
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| waiting4atickle | May 20 2016, 01:24 AM Post #2440 |
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An elderly gent from Milwaukee Who saw the original talkie Edited by waiting4atickle, May 20 2016, 01:24 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 20 2016, 05:17 PM Post #2441 |
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An elderly gent from Milwaukee Who saw the original talkie Remembers Mae West |
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| Mobson | May 20 2016, 05:56 PM Post #2442 |
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An elderly gent from Milwaukee Who saw the original talkie Remembers Mae West Weissmuller sans vest |
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| waiting4atickle | May 23 2016, 12:07 AM Post #2443 |
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An elderly gent from Milwaukee Who saw the original talkie Remembers Mae West Weissmuller sans vest But died all alone in Treorchy. A lady-in-waiting from Ware |
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| dai Cottomy | May 28 2016, 12:33 PM Post #2444 |
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A lady-in-waiting from Ware Was busily washing her hair |
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| Caro | May 28 2016, 10:03 PM Post #2445 |
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A lady-in-waiting from Ware Was busily washing her hair When in burst a fox |
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| dai Cottomy | May 28 2016, 11:18 PM Post #2446 |
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A lady-in-waiting from Ware Was busily washing her hair When in burst a fox Who pinched her best socks |
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| Mobson | May 29 2016, 12:04 PM Post #2447 |
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A lady-in-waiting from Ware Was busily washing her hair When in burst a fox Who pinched her best socks Taking them back to his lair |
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| Mobson | May 29 2016, 01:58 PM Post #2448 |
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Poor Dotty's mislaid her best purse |
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| dai Cottomy | May 29 2016, 05:12 PM Post #2449 |
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Poor Dotty's mislaid her best purse Can you imagine anything worse? |
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| Caro | Jun 12 2016, 02:22 AM Post #2450 |
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Poor Dotty's mislaid her best purse Can you imagine anything worse? The money that's in it |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 12 2016, 10:05 AM Post #2451 |
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Poor Dotty's mislaid her best purse Can you imagine anything worse? The money that's in it Wasn't earned in a minute |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 18 2016, 09:16 PM Post #2452 |
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Poor Dotty's mislaid her best purse Can you imagine anything worse? The money that's in it Wasn't earned in a minute She had to work hard at her verse. There was an old poet from Poole |
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| Caro | Jun 18 2016, 11:52 PM Post #2453 |
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There was an old poet from Poole Who was considered a silly old fool Edited by Caro, Jun 18 2016, 11:53 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 29 2016, 03:31 PM Post #2454 |
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There was an old poet from Poole Who was considered a silly old fool His attempts at verse |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 30 2016, 10:25 PM Post #2455 |
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There was an old poet from Poole Who was considered a silly old fool His attempts at verse Led many to curse |
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| Caro | Jul 31 2016, 05:00 AM Post #2456 |
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There was an old poet from Poole Who was considered a silly old fool His attempts at verse Led many to curse And say things that, frankly, were cruel. A skier who took to the Alps |
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| Douglas | Aug 1 2016, 05:00 PM Post #2457 |
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A skier who took to the Alps Met some warriors eager for scalps. Edited by Douglas, Aug 2 2016, 12:30 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 2 2016, 04:55 PM Post #2458 |
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A skier who took to the Alps Met some warriors eager for scalps. With a flick of his wrist |
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| Caro | Aug 2 2016, 10:19 PM Post #2459 |
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A skier who took to the Alps Met some warriors eager for scalps. With a flick of his wrist He entered the list |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 3 2016, 02:02 PM Post #2460 |
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A skier who took to the Alps Met some warriors eager for scalps. With a flick of his wrist He entered the list I'm checking the dictionary for 'walps' (it isn't there!) A bald headed postman from Wapping |
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| Douglas | Aug 3 2016, 03:15 PM Post #2461 |
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A bald headed postman from Wapping Refused to do his wife's shopping |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 3 2016, 06:43 PM Post #2462 |
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A bald headed postman from Wapping Refused to do his wife's shopping So she stole his red van |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 3 2016, 09:21 PM Post #2463 |
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A bald headed postman from Wapping Refused to do his wife's shopping So she stole his red van And knocked down a man |
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| Caro | Aug 3 2016, 10:12 PM Post #2464 |
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A bald headed postman from Wapping Refused to do his wife's shopping So she stole his red van And knocked down a man Who was outside his home just mopping. She then stood still and just stared |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 4 2016, 10:54 AM Post #2465 |
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She then stood still and just stared Her expression showed that she cared |
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| Mobson | Aug 6 2016, 03:28 AM Post #2466 |
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She then stood still and just stared Her expression showed that she cared So she tried CPR Edited by Mobson, Aug 6 2016, 03:29 AM.
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| Caro | Aug 6 2016, 05:32 AM Post #2467 |
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She then stood still and just stared Her expression showed that she cared So she tried CPR And flagged down a car |
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| Mobson | Aug 7 2016, 12:10 PM Post #2468 |
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She then stood still and just stared Her expression showed that she cared So she tried CPR And flagged down a car Didn't stop 'cos the driver was scared! The man hit by the van rose up and ran |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 9 2016, 07:31 PM Post #2469 |
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The man hit by the van rose up and ran And tripped over a watering can |
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| Douglas | Aug 13 2016, 05:50 PM Post #2470 |
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The man hit by the van rose up and ran And tripped over a watering can Then trod on the cat |
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| Caro | Aug 13 2016, 10:34 PM Post #2471 |
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The man hit by the van rose up and ran And tripped over a watering can Then trod on the cat Squashing it flat |
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| Douglas | Aug 14 2016, 10:01 AM Post #2472 |
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The man hit by the van rose up and ran And tripped over a watering can Then trod on the cat Squashing it flat And rousing the rest of the clan. This brought them all rushing out |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 14 2016, 02:00 PM Post #2473 |
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This brought them all rushing out Wanting to know what the fuss was about |
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| Douglas | Aug 14 2016, 09:45 PM Post #2474 |
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This brought them all rushing out Wanting to know what the fuss was about But when they were told |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 17 2016, 01:03 AM Post #2475 |
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This brought them all rushing out Wanting to know what the fuss was about But when they were told Their manner became cold |
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| Douglas | Aug 17 2016, 11:23 AM Post #2476 |
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This brought them all rushing out Wanting to know what the fuss was about But when they were told Their manner became cold And they called him a horrible lout. I think that's enough of this tale |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 18 2016, 10:41 AM Post #2477 |
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I think that's enough of this tale Let's talk about our friend, the snail |
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| Douglas | Aug 18 2016, 11:48 AM Post #2478 |
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I think that's enough of this tale Let's talk about our friend, the snail His pace is so slow |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 18 2016, 08:16 PM Post #2479 |
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I think that's enough of this tale Let's talk about our friend, the snail His pace is so slow But he knows where to go |
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| Douglas | Aug 18 2016, 09:04 PM Post #2480 |
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I think that's enough of this tale Let's talk about our friend, the snail His pace is so slow But he knows where to go. I hope he won't land in your ale. There was a young fellow from York |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 19 2016, 01:05 PM Post #2481 |
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There was a young fellow from York Who developed an aversion to pork |
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| Douglas | Aug 19 2016, 01:21 PM Post #2482 |
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There was a young fellow from York Who developed an aversion to pork So he just stuck to lamb |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 19 2016, 02:28 PM Post #2483 |
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There was a young fellow from York Who developed an aversion to pork So he just stuck to lamb Sautéed and coated with jam |
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| Douglas | Aug 19 2016, 02:44 PM Post #2484 |
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There was a young fellow from York Who developed an aversion to pork So he just stuck to lamb Sautéed and coated with jam Which he ate with the aid of a fork. There was an old fellow from Crewe |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 19 2016, 06:47 PM Post #2485 |
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There was an old fellow from Crewe Who lived on cow heel and cabbage stew |
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| Douglas | Aug 19 2016, 08:47 PM Post #2486 |
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There was an old fellow from Crewe Who lived on cow heel and cabbage stew He said "It's quite plain" |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 20 2016, 12:44 PM Post #2487 |
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There was an old fellow from Crewe Who lived on cow heel and cabbage stew He said "It's quite plain I'll have that again" |
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| Douglas | Aug 20 2016, 04:38 PM Post #2488 |
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There was an old fellow from Crewe Who lived on cow heel and cabbage stew He said "It's quite plain I'll have that again But right now I'm having a brew". An incorrigible liar called Bill |
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| Caro | Aug 21 2016, 06:19 AM Post #2489 |
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An incorrigible liar called Bill Said, "I'm giving you all quite a thrill". |
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| Douglas | Aug 21 2016, 09:46 AM Post #2490 |
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An incorrigible liar called Bill Said, "I'm giving you all quite a thrill" As he stripped to the buff |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 22 2016, 02:32 AM Post #2491 |
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An incorrigible liar called Bill Said, "I'm giving you all quite a thrill" As he stripped to the buff And then strutted his stuff |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 22 2016, 09:59 AM Post #2492 |
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An incorrigible liar called Bill Said, "I'm giving you all quite a thrill" As he stripped to the buff And then strutted his stuff Then fell into a vat of pig swill A travelling salesman called JIm |
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| Douglas | Aug 22 2016, 10:53 AM Post #2493 |
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A travelling salesman called Jim Would exercise in the gym |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 23 2016, 02:45 PM Post #2494 |
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A travelling salesman called Jim Would exercise in the gym In his black leotard |
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| Douglas | Aug 23 2016, 03:42 PM Post #2495 |
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A travelling salesman called Jim Would exercise in the gym In his black leotard He looked quite a card |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 23 2016, 04:27 PM Post #2496 |
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A travelling salesman called Jim Would exercise in the gym In his black leotard He looked quite a card All the girls said: "I don't 'arf fancy 'im. Today it is sweltering hot |
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| Douglas | Aug 23 2016, 07:08 PM Post #2497 |
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Today it is sweltering hot But I slaved all the day at the pot |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 23 2016, 11:48 PM Post #2498 |
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Today it is sweltering hot But I slaved all the day at the pot It made little sense |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 24 2016, 12:49 PM Post #2499 |
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Today it is sweltering hot But I slaved all the day at the pot It made little sense And made me feel tense |
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| Douglas | Aug 24 2016, 12:56 PM Post #2500 |
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Today it is sweltering hot But I slaved all the day at the pot It made little sense And made me feel tense Then I thought of the money I got. But today the temperature's cool |
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