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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 · Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Douglas | Sep 14 2016, 10:33 PM Post #2601 |
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The was an old carthorse called Fred Who lived in a tumbledown shed The thought of the knacker's Drove the beast crackers |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 14 2016, 11:41 PM Post #2602 |
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The was an old carthorse called Fred Who lived in a tumbledown shed The thought of the knacker's Drove the beast crackers So he packed his suitcase and fled A strapping young lad from Penzance |
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| Douglas | Sep 14 2016, 11:45 PM Post #2603 |
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A strapping young lad from Penzance Set out on a quest for romance |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 15 2016, 09:11 AM Post #2604 |
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A strapping young lad from Penzance Set out on a quest for romance On his way to St Ives |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 15 2016, 11:00 AM Post #2605 |
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A strapping young lad from Penzance Set out on a quest for romance On his way to St Ives He met some midwives |
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| Douglas | Sep 15 2016, 11:27 AM Post #2606 |
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A strapping young lad from Penzance Set out on a quest for romance On his way to St Ives He met some midwives Who rebuffed him with cries of "No chance." On a bright summer morning in May |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 15 2016, 10:58 PM Post #2607 |
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On a bright summer morning in May I was having a roll in the hay |
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| Douglas | Sep 15 2016, 11:26 PM Post #2608 |
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On a bright summer morning in May I was having a roll in the hay When to my surprise |
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| Caro | Sep 16 2016, 04:46 AM Post #2609 |
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On a bright summer morning in May I was having a roll in the hay When to my surprise I looked up to the skies [I was tempted by, "My dick failed to rise" but I resisted that. ]
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 16 2016, 09:31 AM Post #2610 |
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On a bright summer morning in May I was having a roll in the hay When to my surprise My Dick failed to rise So I left him there where he lay. |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 16 2016, 01:45 PM Post #2611 |
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et puis après? |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 16 2016, 01:52 PM Post #2612 |
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That was just an aside, dai. On a bright summer morning in May I was having a roll in the hay When to my surprise I looked up to the skies And saw they were cloudy and grey. There was a young farmhand called Luke |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 16 2016, 02:43 PM Post #2613 |
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There was a young farmhand called Luke Whose body odour made people puke |
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| Caro | Sep 17 2016, 04:20 AM Post #2614 |
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There was a young farmhand called Luke Whose body odour made people puke They turned up their noses |
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| Douglas | Sep 17 2016, 09:58 AM Post #2615 |
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There was a young farmhand called Luke Whose body odour made people puke They turned up their noses, Took snuff in great doses |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 17 2016, 11:57 AM Post #2616 |
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There was a young farmhand called Luke Whose body odour made people puke They turned up their noses, Took snuff in great doses And gave him a severe rebuke A playful young barmaid from Cheam |
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| Douglas | Sep 17 2016, 04:29 PM Post #2617 |
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A playful young barmaid from Cheam Was dating the whole of the team |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 17 2016, 10:29 PM Post #2618 |
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A playful young barmaid from Cheam Was dating the whole of the team They drew lots to decide |
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| Douglas | Sep 17 2016, 10:33 PM Post #2619 |
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A playful young barmaid from Cheam Was dating the whole of the team They drew lots to decide Which one of the side |
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| Caro | Sep 17 2016, 10:44 PM Post #2620 |
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A playful young barmaid from Cheam Was dating the whole of the team They drew lots to decide Which one of the side Would get to live out his dream. The local elections begin |
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| Douglas | Sep 17 2016, 10:49 PM Post #2621 |
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The local elections begin. They decide which ones will get in |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 18 2016, 09:43 PM Post #2622 |
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The local elections begin. They decide which ones will get in But most people yawn |
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| Douglas | Sep 18 2016, 09:57 PM Post #2623 |
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The local elections begin. They decide which ones will get in But most people yawn For it never does dawn |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 20 2016, 12:45 AM Post #2624 |
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The local elections begin. They decide which ones will get in But most people yawn For it never does dawn On them that they drink too much gin. There was a young woman from Woking |
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| Caro | Sep 20 2016, 07:27 AM Post #2625 |
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There was a young woman from Woking Whose forte was forever joking |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 20 2016, 11:16 AM Post #2626 |
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There was a young woman from Woking Whose forte was forever joking Her idea of a jest |
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| Douglas | Sep 20 2016, 11:19 AM Post #2627 |
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There was a young woman from Woking Whose forte was forever joking Her idea of a jest Made her such a pest |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 21 2016, 09:21 AM Post #2628 |
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There was a young woman from Woking Whose forte was forever joking Her idea of a jest Made her such a pest People often gave her a soaking. The Equinox is coming soon |
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| Douglas | Sep 21 2016, 11:00 AM Post #2629 |
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The Equinox is coming soon But it's nothing to do with the moon |
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| Mobson | Sep 22 2016, 05:45 PM Post #2630 |
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The Equinox is coming soon But it's nothing to do with the moon Latin for equal night |
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| Douglas | Sep 22 2016, 06:14 PM Post #2631 |
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The Equinox is coming soon But it's nothing to do with the moon Latin for equal night Coming soon? It's tonight. |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 23 2016, 12:27 AM Post #2632 |
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The Equinox is coming soon But it's nothing to do with the moon Latin for equal night Coming soon? It's tonight. And for Caro it will be a boon. It seems like the world's going crazy |
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| Douglas | Sep 23 2016, 09:37 AM Post #2633 |
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It seems like the world's going crazy. My view of it now seems so hazy |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 23 2016, 11:25 PM Post #2634 |
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It seems like the world's going crazy. My view of it now seems so hazy It needs a good shake |
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| Douglas | Sep 23 2016, 11:52 PM Post #2635 |
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It seems like the world's going crazy. My view of it now seems so hazy It needs a good shake Before we can make |
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| May-Cee | Sep 24 2016, 12:32 AM Post #2636 |
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It seems like the world's going crazy My view of it now seems so hazy It needs a good shake Before we can make A come-back for Haysi Fantayzee Since we're talking about '80s pop |
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| Douglas | Sep 24 2016, 12:46 AM Post #2637 |
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Since we're talking about '80s pop (Some never know when to stop) |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 24 2016, 10:29 AM Post #2638 |
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Since we're talking about '80s pop (Some never know when to stop) Let's have a Buck's Fizz |
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| Douglas | Sep 24 2016, 12:46 PM Post #2639 |
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Since we're talking about '80s pop (Some never know when to stop) Let's have a Buck's Fizz Then go out with Liz |
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| May-Cee | Sep 24 2016, 03:02 PM Post #2640 |
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Since we're talking about '80s pop (Some never know when to stop) Let's have a Buck's Fizz Then go out with Liz To the '50s and meet "At The Hop" Saw a preview of "The Girl On The Train" |
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| Douglas | Sep 24 2016, 05:21 PM Post #2641 |
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Saw a preview of "The Girl On The Train" Then they showed it again and again |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 24 2016, 07:08 PM Post #2642 |
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Saw a preview of "The Girl On The Train" Then they showed it again and again When we came to the station |
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| Douglas | Sep 24 2016, 08:03 PM Post #2643 |
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Saw a preview of "The Girl On The Train" Then they showed it again and again When we came to the station I felt such deflation |
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| May-Cee | Sep 24 2016, 09:47 PM Post #2644 |
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Saw a preview of "The Girl On The Train" Then they showed it again and again When we came to the station I felt such deflation The book is poor and the fillum's a strain It's nice to be back by Croke Park |
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| rumbaba | Sep 24 2016, 09:54 PM Post #2645 |
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It's nice to be back by Croke Park And to wander around in the dark |
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| Douglas | Sep 24 2016, 11:38 PM Post #2646 |
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It's nice to be back by Croke Park And to wander around in the dark But on a match day |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 25 2016, 01:14 AM Post #2647 |
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It's nice to be back by Croke Park And to wander around in the dark But on a match day When I hear the crowd bay |
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| Caro | Sep 25 2016, 02:31 AM Post #2648 |
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It's nice to be back by Croke Park And to wander around in the dark But on a match day When I hear the crowd bay I just want to make my own mark. It's odd the things you don't know [I had never heard of Croke Park, but I see it's the third largest stadium in Europe] |
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| Mobson | Sep 25 2016, 08:26 AM Post #2649 |
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It's the odd things you don't know Whether a true fact or faux |
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| Douglas | Sep 25 2016, 12:07 PM Post #2650 |
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It's the odd things you don't know Whether a true fact or faux But it's always the same |
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| May-Cee | Sep 25 2016, 01:08 PM Post #2651 |
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It's the odd things you don't know Whether a true fact or faux But it's always the same It's the name of the game (Off to Croke Park in a wee while for the Ladies All-Ireland Football Final. Dublin v Cork, third year in a row.) |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 25 2016, 04:57 PM Post #2652 |
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It's the odd things you don't know Whether a true fact or faux But it's always the same It's the name of the game You've got to put on a good show My Dad often said: "Listen, son"... |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 25 2016, 05:18 PM Post #2653 |
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My Dad often said: "Listen, son"... "Life's pointless, when all's said and done" |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 25 2016, 06:00 PM Post #2654 |
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My Dad often said: "Listen, son"... "Life's pointless, when all's said and done" "That's rubbish, I said" |
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| Douglas | Sep 25 2016, 09:17 PM Post #2655 |
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My Dad often said: "Listen, son"... "Life's pointless, when all's said and done" "That's rubbish, I said" And went back to bed |
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| Caro | Sep 25 2016, 10:04 PM Post #2656 |
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My Dad often said: "Listen, son"... "Life's pointless, when all's said and done." "That's rubbish," I said And went back to bed That argument I surely had won. But when I finally arose |
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| Douglas | Sep 25 2016, 10:10 PM Post #2657 |
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But when I finally arose With a cold in my nose |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 26 2016, 11:05 AM Post #2658 |
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But when I finally arose With a cold in my nose I thought "blimey, he's right" |
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| Douglas | Sep 26 2016, 12:33 PM Post #2659 |
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But when I finally arose With a cold in my nose I thought "blimey, he's right" i don't want a fight |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 26 2016, 02:12 PM Post #2660 |
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But when I finally arose With a cold in my nose I thought "blimey, he's right" i don't want a fight So I left home on my tiptoes A taxicab driver called Able |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 26 2016, 02:13 PM Post #2661 |
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Edited by dai Cottomy, Sep 26 2016, 02:15 PM.
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| Douglas | Sep 26 2016, 02:58 PM Post #2662 |
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A taxicab driver called Able Loved to get his feet under the table |
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| May-Cee | Sep 28 2016, 02:43 PM Post #2663 |
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A taxicab driver called Able Loved to get his feet under the table He was fond of the fillum by Scorsese |
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| Douglas | Sep 28 2016, 02:58 PM Post #2664 |
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A taxicab driver called Able Loved to get his feet under the table He was fond of the fillum by Scorsese Finding it showed him the ways he |
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| May-Cee | Sep 28 2016, 05:28 PM Post #2665 |
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A taxicab driver called Able Loved to get his feet under the table He was fond of the fillum by Scorsese Finding it showed him the ways he Should get back to being more stable (In a rush at work, I messed up the scan of line three.) I bought a budgie for a bit of a lark |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 29 2016, 12:23 AM Post #2666 |
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I bought a budgie for a bit of a lark After a while, swapped it for a shark |
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| Douglas | Sep 29 2016, 12:46 AM Post #2667 |
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I bought a budgie for a bit of a lark After a while, swapped it for a shark Which I sold to Damian Hirst |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 29 2016, 01:03 AM Post #2668 |
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I bought a budgie for a bit of a lark After a while, swapped it for a shark Which I sold to Damian Hirst For a year's supply of bratwurst |
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| Douglas | Sep 29 2016, 01:34 AM Post #2669 |
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I bought a budgie for a bit of a lark After a while, swapped it for a shark Which I sold to Damian Hirst For a year's supply of bratwurst Which I kept in a hut in the park. There was a young fellow from Kent |
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| Caro | Sep 29 2016, 04:20 AM Post #2670 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent Whose friends had to guess what he meant |
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| Douglas | Sep 29 2016, 10:16 AM Post #2671 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent Whose friends had to guess what he meant His words were obtuse |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 29 2016, 10:51 AM Post #2672 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent Whose friends had to guess what he meant His words were obtuse And long out of use |
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| Douglas | Sep 29 2016, 02:18 PM Post #2673 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent Whose friends had to guess what he meant His words were obtuse And long out of use Which threw them quite off the scent. There was an old fellow from Brum |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 29 2016, 03:48 PM Post #2674 |
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There was an old fellow from Brum Who had a bird tattooed on his tum |
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| May-Cee | Sep 29 2016, 04:36 PM Post #2675 |
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There was an old fellow from Brum Who had a bird tattooed on his tum He had asked for an eagle |
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| Douglas | Sep 29 2016, 05:41 PM Post #2676 |
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There was an old fellow from Brum Who had a bird tattooed on his tum He had asked for an eagle But they gave him a sea gull |
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| May-Cee | Sep 29 2016, 07:41 PM Post #2677 |
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There was an old fellow from Brum Who had a bird tattooed on his tum He had asked for an eagle But they gave him a sea gull So it's back to square one with with his bum For my sins I support Crystal Palace |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 29 2016, 08:37 PM Post #2678 |
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For my sins I support Crystal Palace That sounds like a poisoned chalice |
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| Douglas | Sep 29 2016, 10:21 PM Post #2679 |
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For my sins I support Crystal Palace That sounds like a poisoned chalice. I'm living in dread |
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| May-Cee | Sep 29 2016, 11:11 PM Post #2680 |
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For my sins I support Crystal Palace That sounds like a poisoned chalice I'm living in dread Benteke gets red |
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| Douglas | Oct 3 2016, 05:00 PM Post #2681 |
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For my sins I support Crystal Palace That sounds like a poisoned chalice I'm living in dread Benteke gets red From a referee driven by malice. Whatever your favourite team |
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| May-Cee | Oct 3 2016, 08:41 PM Post #2682 |
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Whatever your favourite team It's football, not tennis, no cream |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 3 2016, 08:46 PM Post #2683 |
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Whatever your favourite team It's football, not tennis, no cream But it's still a racket |
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| Douglas | Oct 3 2016, 10:26 PM Post #2684 |
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Whatever your favourite team It's football, not tennis, no cream But it's still a racket. You'll never crack it |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 3 2016, 10:55 PM Post #2685 |
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Whatever your favourite team It's football, not tennis, no cream But it's still a racket. You'll never crack it I keep thinking it's all a bad dream. We need a new manager now! |
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| Douglas | Oct 3 2016, 11:19 PM Post #2686 |
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We need a new manager now! But as for finding one, how |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 3 2016, 11:33 PM Post #2687 |
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We need a new manager now! But as for finding one, how On earth is it done? |
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| Douglas | Oct 3 2016, 11:53 PM Post #2688 |
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We need a new manager now! But as for finding one, how On earth is it done? Well it isn't much fun |
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| May-Cee | Oct 4 2016, 01:32 AM Post #2689 |
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We need a new manager now! But as for finding one, how On earth is it done? Well it isn't much fun Being Irish, I think it's a wow!!! I'm sorry if that sounded rude |
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| Douglas | Oct 4 2016, 09:57 AM Post #2690 |
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I'm sorry if that sounded rude. I hope I'm not misunderstood |
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| May-Cee | Oct 4 2016, 03:44 PM Post #2691 |
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I'm sorry if that sounded rude I hope I'm not misunderstood I'm usually quite shy |
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| Douglas | Oct 4 2016, 04:37 PM Post #2692 |
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I'm sorry if that sounded rude I hope I'm not misunderstood I'm usually quite shy But I'll give it a try |
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| May-Cee | Oct 4 2016, 08:31 PM Post #2693 |
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I'm sorry if that sounded rude I hope I'm not misunderstood I'm usually quite shy But I'll give it a try Maybe topless but not fully nude* Invitation to supper but it's meat (* Prices available on request; credit cards accepted.) |
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| Douglas | Oct 4 2016, 11:48 PM Post #2694 |
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Invitation to supper but it's meat. However, that is what we all eat |
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| May-Cee | Oct 5 2016, 02:28 PM Post #2695 |
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Invitation to supper but it's meat However, that is what we all eat Speak for yourself |
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| Douglas | Oct 5 2016, 04:47 PM Post #2696 |
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Invitation to supper but it's meat However, that is what we all eat Speak for yourself It's there on the shelf |
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| May-Cee | Oct 5 2016, 05:30 PM Post #2697 |
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Invitation to supper but it's meat However, that is what we all eat Speak for yourself It's there on the shelf Would a steak make me look less petite? Out my window I see green, white and gold |
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| Caro | Oct 5 2016, 09:25 PM Post #2698 |
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Out my window I see green, white and gold They're all colours that speak of the cold |
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| May-Cee | Oct 5 2016, 10:26 PM Post #2699 |
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Out my window I see green, white and gold They're all colours that speak of the cold It's the National flag |
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| Caro | Oct 7 2016, 01:10 AM Post #2700 |
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Out my window I see green, white and gold They're all colours that speak of the cold It's the National flag Of which I brag |
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