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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Douglas | Oct 24 2016, 11:13 AM Post #2801 |
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There was a young lad from Dalmilling Who had a penchant for killing He started on mice |
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| May-Cee | Oct 24 2016, 06:37 PM Post #2802 |
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There was a young lad from Dalmilling Who had a penchant for killing He started on mice Got a taste for the vice |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 24 2016, 09:45 PM Post #2803 |
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There was a young lad from Dalmilling Who had a penchant for killing He started on mice Got a taste for the vice Thus began a career truly chilling. A retired tailor from Mitcham |
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| Douglas | Oct 24 2016, 10:21 PM Post #2804 |
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A retired tailor from Mitcham Had never forgot how to stitch 'em |
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| Caro | Oct 24 2016, 11:00 PM Post #2805 |
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A retired tailor from Mitcham Had never forgot how to stitch 'em She began on a suit |
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| May-Cee | Oct 25 2016, 03:08 PM Post #2806 |
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A retired tailor from Mitcham Had never forgot how to stitch 'em She began on a suit Cashmere, it's a beaut |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 25 2016, 03:32 PM Post #2807 |
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A retired tailor from Mitcham Had never forgot how to stitch 'em She began on a suit Cashmere, it's a beaut They fell apart so she had to ditch 'em There once was a truck driver from Bicester |
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| Mobson | Oct 25 2016, 05:31 PM Post #2808 |
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There once was a truck driver from Bicester Who almost went & married his sister ....ahhh now I have relatives in Bicester who I used to stay with as a child - locally they call it Bister ...not Bi-cester! |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 25 2016, 11:19 PM Post #2809 |
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There once was a truck driver from Bicester Who almost went & married his sister She was quite a stunner (I'm not liking the rhythm here.) |
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| Mobson | Oct 26 2016, 12:32 AM Post #2810 |
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I've seen worse! ...I've amended my line!There once was a truck driver from Bicester Who almost married his sister She was quite a stunner And an excellent runner Edited by Mobson, Oct 26 2016, 12:33 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 26 2016, 12:51 AM Post #2811 |
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There once was a truck driver from Bicester Who almost married his sister She was quite a stunner And an excellent runner She ran like a hare when he kissed her Two sisters went out on the spree |
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| May-Cee | Oct 26 2016, 03:01 AM Post #2812 |
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Two sisters went out on the spree Hot-diggety and full of glee |
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| May-Cee | Oct 26 2016, 04:46 AM Post #2813 |
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Two sisters went out on the spree Hot-diggety and full of glee They got their come-uppance When short of a tuppence Sinead's to the right, on the left that's me Sorry, dai! Brought back a true memory and couldn't resist! Two brothers went out on the lash |
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| Caro | Oct 26 2016, 04:54 AM Post #2814 |
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Two brothers went out on the lash They didn't take quite enough cash |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 26 2016, 11:01 PM Post #2815 |
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Two brothers went out on the lash They didn't take quite enough cash Those sisters came by |
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| Mobson | Oct 27 2016, 08:12 AM Post #2816 |
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Two brothers went out on the lash They didn't take quite enough cash Those sisters came by And gave them the eye ๐ Edited by Mobson, Oct 27 2016, 08:13 AM.
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| May-Cee | Oct 27 2016, 10:14 AM Post #2817 |
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Two brothers went out on the lash They didn't take quite enough cash Those sisters came by And gave them the eye Despite what I've said, I'm not trash! In Dublin today, a lovely blue sky |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 28 2016, 03:26 PM Post #2818 |
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In Dublin today, a lovely blue sky But the falling leaves elicit a sigh |
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| May-Cee | Oct 28 2016, 04:41 PM Post #2819 |
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In Dublin today, a lovely blue sky But the falling leaves elicit a sigh It's the time of the year |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 28 2016, 10:15 PM Post #2820 |
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In Dublin today, a lovely blue sky But the falling leaves elicit a sigh It's the time of the year When we need some cheer |
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| Mobson | Oct 29 2016, 12:55 PM Post #2821 |
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In Dublin today, a lovely blue sky But the falling leaves elicit a sigh It's the time of the year When we need some cheer As to the Autumn we say goodbye Edited by Mobson, Oct 29 2016, 04:21 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 29 2016, 12:57 PM Post #2822 |
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*Hallo Halloween, so what larks this year? (*I've spelt it that way!) |
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| May-Cee | Oct 29 2016, 02:05 PM Post #2823 |
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Hallo Halloween, so what larks this year? A very posh costume - cashmere |
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| Mobson | Oct 30 2016, 08:57 AM Post #2824 |
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Hallo Halloween, so what larks this year? A very posh costume - cashmere A red-lipped vampira |
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| May-Cee | Oct 30 2016, 10:36 AM Post #2825 |
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Hallo Halloween, so what larks this year? A very posh costume - cashmere A red-lipped vampira The boys will leer her |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2016, 11:10 AM Post #2826 |
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Hallo Halloween, so what larks this year? A very posh costume - cashmere A red-lipped vampira The boys will leer her Guy Fawkes? He's so passรฉ, my dear The question is shall I trick or treat? Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 30 2016, 11:12 AM.
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| May-Cee | Oct 30 2016, 12:55 PM Post #2827 |
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The question is shall I trick or treat? It kinda depends on your street |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2016, 02:50 PM Post #2828 |
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The question is shall I trick or treat? It kinda depends on your street When they ring the doorbell |
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| May-Cee | Oct 30 2016, 04:17 PM Post #2829 |
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The question is shall I trick or treat? It kinda depends on your street When they ring the doorbell Do I say "Go to Hell" |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2016, 04:58 PM Post #2830 |
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The question is shall I trick or treat? It kinda depends on your street When they ring the doorbell Do I say "Go to Hell" Or say "come in and have something to eat" Back go the clocks to GMT Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 30 2016, 05:10 PM.
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| May-Cee | Oct 30 2016, 06:34 PM Post #2831 |
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Back go the clocks to GMT Didn't get much news on RTE |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2016, 07:47 PM Post #2832 |
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Back go the clocks to GMT Didn't get much news on RTE An extra hours sleep |
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| May-Cee | Oct 30 2016, 08:36 PM Post #2833 |
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Back go the clocks to GMT Didn't get much news on RTE An extra hours sleep Youse English lazy as sheep? |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2016, 09:48 PM Post #2834 |
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Back go the clocks to GMT Didn't get much news on RTE An extra hours sleep Youse English lazy as sheep? Don't knock it - sleep gives you beauty I once had a girlfriend called Anna |
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| May-Cee | Oct 30 2016, 09:57 PM Post #2835 |
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I once had a girlfriend called Anna Alas, she was more fond of Hannah |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 3 2016, 12:16 AM Post #2836 |
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I once had a girlfriend called Anna Alas, she was more fond of Hannah But a threesome is fun |
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| Mobson | Nov 3 2016, 05:21 AM Post #2837 |
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I once had a girlfriend called Anna Alas, she was more fond of Hannah But a threesome is fun Better than two or one |
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| Douglas | Nov 6 2016, 08:09 PM Post #2838 |
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I once had a girlfriend called Anna Alas, she was more fond of Hannah But a threesome is fun Better than two or one And Anna can carry the banner. There was a young lass from Dunaskin |
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| Mobson | Nov 7 2016, 12:34 AM Post #2839 |
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There was a young lass from Dunaskin Who suddenly went awfully thin |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 7 2016, 01:46 PM Post #2840 |
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There was a young lass from Dunaskin Who suddenly went awfully thin When asked why this was |
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| Douglas | Nov 7 2016, 10:16 PM Post #2841 |
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There was a young lass from Dunaskin Who suddenly went awfully thin When asked why this was She said it was 'cause |
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| Mobson | Nov 8 2016, 07:12 AM Post #2842 |
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There was a young lass from Dunaskin Who suddenly went awfully thin When asked why this was She said it was 'cause She threw up her food in a bin... She was diagnosed with anarexia nervosa Edited by Mobson, Nov 8 2016, 07:14 AM.
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| May-Cee | Nov 9 2016, 07:08 AM Post #2843 |
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She was diagnosed with anarexia nervosa One look and I coulda told ya |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 9 2016, 09:44 PM Post #2844 |
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She was diagnosed with anarexia nervosa One look and I coulda told ya The poor girl was ill |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2016, 10:54 PM Post #2845 |
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She was diagnosed with anarexia nervosa One look and I coulda told ya The poor girl was ill She swallowed a pill |
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| Caro | Nov 11 2016, 02:14 AM Post #2846 |
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She was diagnosed with anarexia nervosa One look and I coulda told ya The poor girl was ill She swallowed a pill And saw her death come closer. I hear Leo Cohen has died |
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| Mobson | Nov 11 2016, 12:15 PM Post #2847 |
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I hear Leo Cohen has died Which made me all misty eyed |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 11 2016, 05:27 PM Post #2848 |
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I hear Leo Cohen has died Which made me all misty eyed To lionise him Leo?! |
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| Mobson | Nov 12 2016, 12:10 PM Post #2849 |
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Yes ticks I thought that...sure he was never called Leo that was Leo Sayer...so let's change it - bet Caro won't mind! I hear Leonard Cohen has died Which made me all misty eyed To lionise him Would not be a sin Edited by Mobson, Nov 16 2016, 07:06 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 12 2016, 10:59 PM Post #2850 |
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That's all very well, Mobs, but you've ruined my pun. I hear Leonard Cohen has died Which made me all misty eyed To lionise him Would not be a sin He deserves to be glorified. When you're stuck in the Tower of Song |
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| Caro | Nov 12 2016, 11:00 PM Post #2851 |
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[I don't mind at all. I knew he was never called Leo, but the rhythm didn't sound quite right with Leonard. They do both have two syllables, though.] When you're stuck in the Tower of Song And everything seems to go wrong Edited by Caro, Nov 12 2016, 11:04 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 12 2016, 11:26 PM Post #2852 |
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The ryhthm seems fine to me with Leonard. When you're stuck in the Tower of Song And everything seems to go wrong Try singing the blues |
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| Douglas | Nov 13 2016, 12:50 PM Post #2853 |
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When you're stuck in the Tower of Song And everything seems to go wrong Try singing the blues Or just have a snooze |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 13 2016, 06:31 PM Post #2854 |
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When you're stuck in the Tower of Song And everything seems to go wrong Try singing the blues Or just have a snooze Having partaken of something strong Certain people drink to forget |
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| Douglas | Nov 13 2016, 10:04 PM Post #2855 |
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Certain people drink to forget And others when full of regret Edited by Douglas, Nov 15 2016, 10:19 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2016, 12:45 PM Post #2856 |
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Certain people drink to forget And others when full of regret Me and my friend Kirsty |
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| Douglas | Nov 20 2016, 01:03 PM Post #2857 |
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Certain people drink to forget And others when full of regret Me and my friend Kirsty We're always feeling thirsty |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2016, 09:09 PM Post #2858 |
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Certain people drink to forget And others when full of regret Me and my friend Kirsty We're always feeling thirsty So we down a pint then sing a duet It will soon be Black Friday again |
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| May-Cee | Nov 23 2016, 05:49 PM Post #2859 |
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It will soon be Black Friday again Sure I can't stand shopping - migraine |
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| Douglas | Nov 23 2016, 08:51 PM Post #2860 |
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It will soon be Black Friday again Sure I can't stand shopping - migraine I'll have you to know |
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| Mobson | Nov 24 2016, 11:58 AM Post #2861 |
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It will soon be Black Friday again Sure I can't stand shopping - migraine I'll have you to know To the Shops I won't go |
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| May-Cee | Nov 24 2016, 01:44 PM Post #2862 |
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It will soon be Black Friday again Sure I can't stand shopping - migraine I'll have you to know To the Shops I won't go I'll send my trusted staff, Jill and Jane My new house is coming along a treat |
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| Douglas | Nov 24 2016, 07:48 PM Post #2863 |
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My new house is coming along a treat It'll soon be the best in the street |
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| May-Cee | Nov 25 2016, 12:04 PM Post #2864 |
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My new house is coming along a treat It'll soon be the best in the street Will you be my first guest? |
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| Douglas | Nov 25 2016, 12:38 PM Post #2865 |
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My new house is coming along a treat It'll soon be the best in the street Will you be my first guest? My cooking's the best |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 25 2016, 01:06 PM Post #2866 |
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My new house is coming along a treat It'll soon be the best in the street Will you be my first guest? My cooking's the best When entering, please wipe your feet It's not that I'm a fussy old stick |
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| Douglas | Nov 25 2016, 03:17 PM Post #2867 |
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It's not that I'm a fussy old stick But there's some things that just make me sick |
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| May-Cee | Nov 26 2016, 06:24 PM Post #2868 |
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It's not that I'm a fussy old stick But there's some things that just make me sick Gawd, youse'uns are grumpy! |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 26 2016, 07:52 PM Post #2869 |
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It's not that I'm a fussy old stick But there's some things that just make me sick Gawd, youse'uns are grumpy That's 'cos my bed's lumpy |
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| May-Cee | Nov 26 2016, 09:12 PM Post #2870 |
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It's not that I'm a fussy old stick But there's some things that just make me sick Gawd, youse'ns are grumpy That's 'cos my bed's lumpy Okay, I'll tuck you in with a kiss and a lick Now that I've got a garden, I've got me a cat |
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| Caro | Nov 26 2016, 10:34 PM Post #2871 |
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Now that I've got a garden, I've got me a cat We love, (s)he and I, a wee chat |
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| May-Cee | Nov 26 2016, 11:47 PM Post #2872 |
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Now that I've got a garden, I've got me a cat We love, she and I, a wee chat Hi Caro, her name is China |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 27 2016, 07:44 PM Post #2873 |
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Now that I've got a garden, I've got me a cat We love, she and I, a wee chat Hi Caro, her name is China Alice's was Dinah |
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| May-Cee | Nov 28 2016, 07:43 PM Post #2874 |
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Now that I've got a garden, I've got me a cat We love, she and I, a wee chat Hi Caro, her name is China Alice's was Dinah I hope she don't poo on the mat It's incredibly cold around my way |
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| Caro | Nov 28 2016, 09:04 PM Post #2875 |
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It's incredibly cold around my way. Here too. The summer's yet to hold sway |
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| May-Cee | Nov 28 2016, 10:03 PM Post #2876 |
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It's incredibly cold around my way Here too. The summer's yet to hold sway It's freezing in Dublin |
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| Douglas | Nov 29 2016, 12:42 AM Post #2877 |
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It's incredibly cold around my way Here too. The summer's yet to hold sway It's freezing in Dublin Which I find very troublin' |
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| May-Cee | Nov 30 2016, 05:34 PM Post #2878 |
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It's incredibly cold round my way Here too. The summer's yet to hold sway It's freezing in Dublin Which I find very troublin' Warm porridge for me, not Special K The national day for our Scottish friends |
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| Douglas | Nov 30 2016, 08:05 PM Post #2879 |
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The national day for our Scottish friends. How we choose to observe it depends Edited by Douglas, Nov 30 2016, 08:19 PM.
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| May-Cee | Nov 30 2016, 09:18 PM Post #2880 |
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The national day for our Scottish friends. How we choose to observe it depends There might be a kilt |
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| Douglas | Nov 30 2016, 10:33 PM Post #2881 |
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The national day for our Scottish friends. How we choose to observe it depends There might be a kilt, Your dram might get spilt |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 1 2016, 01:42 AM Post #2882 |
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The national day for our Scottish friends. How we choose to observe it depends There might be a kilt, Your dram might get spilt It might be the weekend before it ends. I've just been checking the geese |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 1 2016, 11:43 AM Post #2883 |
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I've just been checking the geese They've just flown in from Greece |
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| Douglas | Dec 1 2016, 12:40 PM Post #2884 |
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I've just been checking the geese They've just flown in from Greece Well, that's a surprise |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 2 2016, 01:38 AM Post #2885 |
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I've just been checking the geese They've just flown in from Greece Well, that's a surprise Do they not realize |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 2 2016, 12:13 PM Post #2886 |
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I've just been checking the geese They've just flown in from Greece Well, that's a surprise Do they not realize That they'll end up as cartons of goose grease? It's a tough old life being a vole Edited by dai Cottomy, Dec 2 2016, 12:18 PM.
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| Douglas | Dec 2 2016, 01:12 PM Post #2887 |
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It's a tough old life being a vole But it's better than being a mole |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 2 2016, 01:37 PM Post #2888 |
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It's a tough old life being a vole But it's better than being a mole You get more fresh air |
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| Douglas | Dec 2 2016, 03:26 PM Post #2889 |
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It's a tough old life being a vole But it's better than being a mole You get more fresh air When you aren't down there |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 2 2016, 04:59 PM Post #2890 |
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It's a tough old life being a vole But it's better than being a mole You get more fresh air When you aren't down there And you've time to refresh your soul Us humans are clogging the land |
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| Douglas | Dec 3 2016, 01:26 AM Post #2891 |
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Us humans are clogging the land Our numbers are quite ut of hand |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 3 2016, 10:07 PM Post #2892 |
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Us humans are clogging the land Our numbers are quite ut of hand Is it time for a cull |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2016, 12:40 AM Post #2893 |
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Us humans are clogging the land Our numbers are quite ut of hand Is it time for a cull Send them all up to Mull |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2016, 12:41 AM Post #2894 |
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oops - duplicate
Edited by dai Cottomy, Dec 4 2016, 12:43 AM.
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| Douglas | Dec 4 2016, 12:54 AM Post #2895 |
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Us humans are clogging the land Our numbers are quite out of hand Is it time for a cull Send them all up to Mull I'm sure they'll find the scenery grand. If you go to the Western Isles |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 4 2016, 01:52 AM Post #2896 |
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If you go to the Western Isles You may find yourself walking miles |
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| Douglas | Dec 4 2016, 05:00 PM Post #2897 |
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If you go to the Western Isles You may find yourself walking miles But there's plenty fresh air |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 4 2016, 05:42 PM Post #2898 |
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If you go to the Western Isles You may find yourself walking miles But there's plenty fresh air And whisky to spare |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2016, 11:53 PM Post #2899 |
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If you go to the Western Isles You may find yourself walking miles But there's plenty fresh air And whisky to spare Which bring forth numerous smiles I must admit I dislike snow |
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| Douglas | Dec 5 2016, 12:47 AM Post #2900 |
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I must admit I dislike snow. The reason why I do not know |
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...I've amended my line!
7:06 AM Jul 13