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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 24 2012, 11:24 AM Post #201 |
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It's a thin line twixt heaven and hell, Or its skin and a hermit crab's shell But some much finer lines Without doubt redefines Whether we should buy now, or sell. Is money the root of all evil? |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 24 2012, 12:34 PM Post #202 |
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Is money the root of all evil? Worse than that pesky boll weevil? |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 25 2012, 11:44 AM Post #203 |
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Is money the root of all evil? Worse than that pesky boll weevil? Or just the lack of it |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 25 2012, 11:45 AM Post #204 |
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Is money the root of all evil? Worse than that pesky boll weevil? We worry 'bout debt |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 25 2012, 11:54 AM Post #205 |
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Is money the root of all evil? Worse than that pesky boll weevil? We worry 'bout debt And bills from the vet |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 25 2012, 12:02 PM Post #206 |
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Is money the root of all evil? Worse than that pesky boll weevil? We worry 'bout debt And bills from the vet But still go and watch Evil Knievil 'Twould be nice to come into some money Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 25 2012, 12:02 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 25 2012, 12:03 PM Post #207 |
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'Twould be nice to come into some money And then for sure I'd wanna be your honey |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 25 2012, 12:08 PM Post #208 |
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'Twould be nice to come into some money And then for sure I'd wanna be your honey Now, that would be nice |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 25 2012, 04:59 PM Post #209 |
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'Twould be nice to come into some money And then for sure I'd wanna be your honey Now, that would be nice I could get you some ice |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 25 2012, 06:57 PM Post #210 |
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'Twould be nice to come into some money And then for sure I'd wanna be your honey Now, that would be nice I could get you some ice Very welcome when it's hot and sunny I can't wait until Summer is here |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 25 2012, 09:01 PM Post #211 |
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I can't wait until Summer is here Ice cream, bathing suits and cool beer |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 25 2012, 11:10 PM Post #212 |
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I can't wait until Summer is here Ice cream, bathing suits and cool beer Not to mention the cricket |
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| tafkaj | Oct 26 2012, 11:43 AM Post #213 |
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I can't wait until Summer is here Ice cream, bathing suits and cool beer Not to mention the cricket And sunburn - I'll pick it - |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 26 2012, 03:30 PM Post #214 |
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I can't wait until Summer is here Ice cream, bathing suits and cool beer Not to mention the cricket And sunburn - I'll pick it - All that could ruin your carreer. I once knew a man called Malachi |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 26 2012, 07:12 PM Post #215 |
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I once knew a man called Malachi Who gave me a lovely black eye |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 26 2012, 11:25 PM Post #216 |
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I once knew a man called Malachi Who gave me a lovely black eye And another to match |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 27 2012, 11:14 AM Post #217 |
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once knew a man called Malachi Who gave me a lovely black eye And another to match 'Fore my cash he did snatch |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 27 2012, 12:05 PM Post #218 |
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once knew a man called Malachi Who gave me a lovely black eye And another to match 'Fore my cash he did snatch Before sailing to the Island of Skye I once had a life coach called Beauchamp |
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| tafkaj | Oct 27 2012, 12:05 PM Post #219 |
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I once had a life coach called Beauchamp Who gathered his clients to teach 'em |
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| Mobson | Oct 28 2012, 08:07 AM Post #220 |
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I once had a life coach called Beauchamp Who gathered his clients to teach 'em To organise priorities |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 28 2012, 11:02 AM Post #221 |
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I once had a life coach called Beauchamp Who gathered his clients to teach 'em To organise priorities And recharge batteries |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 28 2012, 11:19 AM Post #222 |
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I once had a life coach called Beauchamp Who gathered his clients to teach 'em To organise priorities And recharge batteries 'Beach' made the rules but they'd breauchamp A nice Norfolk chap, name of Cholmondeley |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 28 2012, 01:56 PM Post #223 |
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A nice Norfolk chap, name of Cholmondeley Whose daughter was exceedingly comely |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 28 2012, 04:53 PM Post #224 |
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A nice Norfolk chap, name of Cholmondeley Whose daughter was exceedingly comely Was full of delight |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 28 2012, 05:51 PM Post #225 |
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A nice Norfolk chap, name of Cholmondeley Whose daughter was exceedingly comely Was full of delight When he came home one night |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 28 2012, 09:29 PM Post #226 |
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A nice Norfolk chap, name of Cholmondeley Whose daughter was exceedingly comely Was full of delight When he came home one night She was kissing her boyfriend, Ed Plolmondley On a similar tack:- My grandfather's lawyer called Featherstonehough |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 29 2012, 12:48 AM Post #227 |
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My grandfather's lawyer called Featherstonehough Didn't know a hawk from a handsaw |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 29 2012, 10:40 AM Post #228 |
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My grandfather's lawyer called Featherstonehough Didn't know a hawk from a handsaw He called in a plumber |
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| Mobson | Oct 29 2012, 10:41 AM Post #229 |
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My grandfather's lawyer called Featherstonehough Didn't know a hawk from a handsaw What a dim wit was he |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 29 2012, 03:10 PM Post #230 |
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My grandfather's lawyer called Featherstonehough Didn't know a hawk from a handsaw He called in a plumber Instead of a drummer |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2012, 12:02 PM Post #231 |
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My grandfather's lawyer called Featherstonehough Didn't know a hawk from a handsaw He called in a plumber Instead of a drummer He's losing his marbles, I'm damn sure Lawyers are my current bรชte noir |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 30 2012, 12:03 PM Post #232 |
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Fault anihilated Edited by Norm Deplume, Oct 30 2012, 02:47 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2012, 12:23 PM Post #233 |
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Norm -
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 30 2012, 04:09 PM Post #234 |
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Lawyers are my current bรชte noir And they're coming from near and afar |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2012, 08:49 PM Post #235 |
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Lawyers are my current bรชte noir And they're coming from near and afar With no win no fee offers |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 30 2012, 11:05 PM Post #236 |
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Lawyers are my current bรชte noir And they're coming from near and afar With no win no fee offers To augment their coffers |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 31 2012, 12:33 PM Post #237 |
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Lawyers are my current bรชte noir And they're coming from near and afar With no win no fee offers To augment their coffers Makes one scared to go out in the car My Irish friend's daughter called Niamh |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 31 2012, 01:11 PM Post #238 |
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My Irish friend's daughter called Niamh Has a twin sister I believe |
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| Mobson | Oct 31 2012, 01:16 PM Post #239 |
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My Irish friend's daughter called Niamh Has a twin sister I believe She's called Saoirse |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 31 2012, 02:02 PM Post #240 |
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My Irish friend's daughter called Niamh Has a twin sister I believe She's called Saoirse Suffers from amnesia |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 31 2012, 02:43 PM Post #241 |
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My Irish friend's daughter called Niamh Has a twin sister I believe She's called Saoirse Suffers from amnesia And at times, a tangled web she'll wiamh When it's night time in old Alabama |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 1 2012, 03:17 PM Post #242 |
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When it's night time in old Alabama I have fun with my dear "Red-Hot-Mama |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 1 2012, 05:09 PM Post #243 |
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When it's night time in old Alabama I have fun with my dear "Red-Hot-Mama" Unlike Jimmy, so vile, |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 1 2012, 07:24 PM Post #244 |
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When it's night time in old Alabama I have fun with my dear "Red-Hot-Mama" Unlike Jimmy, so vile, We "put-on-the-style" |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 1 2012, 08:08 PM Post #245 |
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When it's night time in old Alabama I have fun with my dear "Red-Hot-Mama" Unlike Jimmy, so vile, We "put-on-the-style" Just like President Barack Obama His stock's risen with the victims of Sandy |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 1 2012, 09:32 PM Post #246 |
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His stock's risen with the victims of Sandy I suppose that makes everything dandy |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 2 2012, 09:57 AM Post #247 |
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His stock's risen with the victims of Sandy I suppose that makes everything dandy His opponent s'called Mitt!!! |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 2 2012, 10:03 AM Post #248 |
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His stock's risen with the victims of Sandy I suppose that makes everything dandy His opponent s'called Mitt!!! Who's a bit of a |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 2 2012, 10:11 AM Post #249 |
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His stock's risen with the victims of Sandy I suppose that makes everything dandy His opponent s'called Mitt!!! Who's a bit of a sh git Not only that, the bloke's randy It's Friday, I must get the shopping |
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| Mobson | Nov 2 2012, 12:18 PM Post #250 |
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It's Friday, I must get the shopping So off to the market I will be a'poppin |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 2 2012, 08:16 PM Post #251 |
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It's Friday, I must get the shopping So off to the market I will be a'poppin To get food for the week ............................... ...................................................... |
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| Caro | Nov 2 2012, 09:26 PM Post #252 |
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It's Friday, I must get the shopping So off to the market I will be a'poppin To get food for the week Meat, bread and a leek ...................................................... |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 2 2012, 09:41 PM Post #253 |
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It's Friday, I must get the shopping So off to the market I will be a'poppin To get food for the week Meat, bread and a leek And a book about limericks and syllable-cropping. Will the chads be hanging on Tuesday? |
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| tafkaj | Nov 3 2012, 01:16 PM Post #254 |
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Will the chads be hanging on Tuesday? Let's face it, it's a "Vote You Must Use" day; |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 3 2012, 02:26 PM Post #255 |
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Will the chads be hanging on Tuesday? Let's face it, it's a "Vote You Must Use" day; The Reps or the Dems? |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 3 2012, 03:20 PM Post #256 |
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Will the chads be hanging on Tuesday? Let's face it, it's a "Vote You Must Use" day; The Reps or the Dems Or other odd items |
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| Caro | Nov 5 2012, 05:40 AM Post #257 |
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Will the chads be hanging on Tuesday? Let's face it, it's a "Vote You Must Use" day; The Reps or the Dems Or other odd items Are desp'rate for people to sway. Thank god I don't live in the States --------------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- --------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 5 2012, 11:50 PM Post #258 |
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Thank god I don't live in the States With barbarians at the gates |
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| Mobson | Nov 6 2012, 01:16 PM Post #259 |
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Thank god I don't live in the States With barbarians at the gates Who knows how they'll vote |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 6 2012, 01:27 PM Post #260 |
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Thank god I don't live in the States With barbarians at the gates Who knows how they'll vote A lot tend to float |
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| Mobson | Nov 7 2012, 11:38 AM Post #261 |
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Thank god I don't live in the States With barbarians at the gates Who knows how they'll vote A lot tend to float & stand by as the Loser berates |
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| Mobson | Nov 7 2012, 11:39 AM Post #262 |
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So Barack gets a second chance
Edited by Mobson, Nov 7 2012, 11:40 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 7 2012, 01:40 PM Post #263 |
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So Barack gets a second chance That's worth a song and a dance |
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| Mobson | Nov 7 2012, 09:31 PM Post #264 |
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So Barack gets a second chance That's worth a song and a dance Four years to go Forward Edited by Mobson, Nov 7 2012, 09:31 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 8 2012, 06:43 PM Post #265 |
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So Barack gets a second chance That's worth a song and a dance Four years to go Forward And steer the ship shoreward Edited by waiting4atickle, Nov 8 2012, 06:49 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 8 2012, 08:00 PM Post #266 |
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So Barack gets a second chance That's worth a song and a dance Four years to go Forward And steer the ship shoreward With fingers crossed and no backward glance The Tea Party's in a state of shock |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 8 2012, 10:05 PM Post #267 |
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The Tea Party's in a state of shock The Mad Hatter is running amok |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 01:00 AM Post #268 |
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The Tea Party's in a state of shock The Mad Hatter is running amok The March Hare threw a fit |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 9 2012, 09:25 AM Post #269 |
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The Tea Party's in a state of shock The Mad Hatter is running amok The March Hare threw a fit And the dormouse got hit |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 11:15 AM Post #270 |
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The Tea Party's in a state of shock The Mad Hatter is running amok The March Hare threw a fit And the dormouse got hit And Alice got jam on her smock They're changing guard at the White House Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 9 2012, 11:17 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 9 2012, 02:40 PM Post #271 |
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They're changing guard at the White House Is that the big place near the lighthouse? |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 03:45 PM Post #272 |
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They're changing guard at the White House Is that the big place near the lighthouse? There are four oval rooms |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 9 2012, 03:54 PM Post #273 |
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They're changing guard at the White House Is that the big place near the lighthouse? There are four oval rooms Flunkies dressed in costooms Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 9 2012, 03:55 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 04:12 PM Post #274 |
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They're changing guard at the White House Is that the big place near the lighthouse? There are four oval rooms Flunkies dressed in costooms And a band that plays melodies by Strauss I'm extremely partial to sauerkraut |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 10 2012, 12:56 PM Post #275 |
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I'm extremely partial to sauerkraut But it is not always easy to root out |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 10 2012, 08:24 PM Post #276 |
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I'm extremely partial to sauerkraut But it is not always easy to root out I can't get enough |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 11 2012, 12:42 PM Post #277 |
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'm extremely partial to sauerkraut But it is not always easy to root out I can't get enough NO! Not with plum duff |
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| Mobson | Nov 11 2012, 01:07 PM Post #278 |
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I'm extremely partial to sauerkraut But it is not always easy to root out I can't get enough NO! Not with plum duff That would really make me pout! ****************************** I'm particularly partial to Pumpkin! Edited by Mobson, Nov 11 2012, 10:22 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 11 2012, 02:06 PM Post #279 |
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I'm particularly partial to Pumpkin! But then, I'm a bit of a bumpkin. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 11 2012, 03:44 PM Post #280 |
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I'm particularly partial to Pumpkin! But then, I'm a bit of a bumpkin. In a pie it's divine |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 11 2012, 04:12 PM Post #281 |
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I'm particularly partial to Pumpkin! But then, I'm a bit of a bumpkin. In a pie it's divine As a soup it's sublime |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 11 2012, 04:19 PM Post #282 |
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I'm particularly partial to Pumpkin! But then, I'm a bit of a bumpkin. In a pie it's divine As a soup it's sublime As sure as my name's Cyril Munchkin. My favourite colour is yellow |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 11 2012, 05:34 PM Post #283 |
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My favourite colour is yellow It makes me fell ever so mellow |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 12 2012, 12:22 PM Post #284 |
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My favourite colour is yellow It makes me fell ever so mellow I don't much like blue |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 12 2012, 12:33 PM Post #285 |
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My favourite colour is yellow It makes me feel ever so mellow I don't much like blue Well, you wouldn't, would you? |
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| tafkaj | Nov 12 2012, 12:37 PM Post #286 |
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My favourite colour is yellow It makes me feel ever so mellow I don't much like blue Well, you wouldn't, would you? Don't shout, please! There's no need to bellow. *************************************************** THe President's back in his hutch |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 12 2012, 12:48 PM Post #287 |
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THe President's back in his hutch Another four years of not much |
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| Mobson | Nov 12 2012, 01:00 PM Post #288 |
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THe President's back in his hutch Another four years of not much Why so pessimistic? |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 12 2012, 01:09 PM Post #289 |
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THe President's back in his hutch Another four years of not much Why so pessimistic? Just realistic |
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| Mobson | Nov 12 2012, 01:11 PM Post #290 |
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THe President's back in his hutch Another four years of not much Why so pessimistic? Just realistic But possibly unfounded as such! |
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| Mobson | Nov 12 2012, 01:12 PM Post #291 |
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What happens to the President elect? |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 12 2012, 03:52 PM Post #292 |
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What happens to the President elect? He gets his credentials nicely checked |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 13 2012, 06:03 PM Post #293 |
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What happens to the President elect? He gets his credentials nicely checked By a man from CIA? |
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| Caro | Nov 14 2012, 01:50 AM Post #294 |
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What happens to the President elect? He gets his credentials nicely checked By a man from CIA? They change by the day |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 14 2012, 11:48 AM Post #295 |
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What happens to the President elect? He gets his credentials nicely checked By a man from CIA? They change by the day But they do get their phone calls "collect" A fishing boat far from the shoreline Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 14 2012, 11:48 AM.
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| Mobson | Nov 15 2012, 10:21 AM Post #296 |
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A fishing boat far from the shoreline Owned by a fisherman's friend of mine |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 15 2012, 03:38 PM Post #297 |
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A fishing boat far from the shoreline Owned by a fisherman's friend of mine His anchor had snagged |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 15 2012, 07:38 PM Post #298 |
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A fishing boat far from the shoreline Owned by a fisherman's friend of mine His anchor had snagged His wife had been tagged |
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| Caro | Nov 16 2012, 08:40 AM Post #299 |
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A fishing boat far from the shoreline Owned by a fisherman's friend of mine His anchor had snagged His wife had been taggedThey all ended up in the brine. In Tonga the boat's skipper was dead [maybe: no identification yet, and he's been dead a while; nibbled by fish maybe while taking a boatful of drugs somewhere.] |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 16 2012, 10:25 AM Post #300 |
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In Tonga the boat's skipper was dead They found him demised in his bed |
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