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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Caro | Dec 5 2016, 05:06 AM Post #2901 |
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I must admit I dislike snow. The reason why I do not know Because it's so cold? |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 5 2016, 10:29 AM Post #2902 |
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I must admit I dislike snow. The reason why I do not know 'cos it's cold and wet? |
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| May-Cee | Dec 7 2016, 03:20 PM Post #2903 |
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I must admit I dislike snow The reason why I do not know 'cos it's cold and wet? No fun for the pet |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 7 2016, 03:41 PM Post #2904 |
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I must admit I dislike snow The reason why I do not know 'cos it's cold and wet? No fun for the pet I think I'll move to Borneo I had my first Christmas card today Edited by dai Cottomy, Dec 7 2016, 03:42 PM.
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| May-Cee | Dec 7 2016, 04:24 PM Post #2905 |
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I had my first Christmas card today Just moved house, my ones will go astray |
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| Caro | Dec 7 2016, 11:54 PM Post #2906 |
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I had my first Christmas card today Just moved house, my ones will go astray I'm writing mine now |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 8 2016, 11:22 AM Post #2907 |
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I had my first Christmas card today Just moved house, my ones will go astray I'm writing mine now In spite of my vow |
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| Douglas | Dec 8 2016, 01:57 PM Post #2908 |
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I had my first Christmas card today Just moved house, my ones will go astray I'm writing mine now In spite of my vow And the monstrous postage to pay. It's time that I went for my lunch |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 8 2016, 03:32 PM Post #2909 |
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It's time that I went for my lunch Or perhaps I should call it brunch |
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| Douglas | Dec 8 2016, 03:47 PM Post #2910 |
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It's time that I went for my lunch Or perhaps I should call it brunch. It's toasted cheese |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 8 2016, 04:13 PM Post #2911 |
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It's time that I went for my lunch Or perhaps I should call it brunch. It's toasted cheese Ooh Yummy - Yes Please! |
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| Douglas | Dec 10 2016, 01:53 AM Post #2912 |
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It's time that I went for my lunch Or perhaps I should call it brunch. It's toasted cheese Ooh Yummy - Yes Please! It'll do when it comes to the crunch. It's high time I went to my bed. |
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| May-Cee | Dec 10 2016, 08:04 PM Post #2913 |
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It's high time I went to my bed Or go out and paint the town red |
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| Caro | Dec 11 2016, 05:19 AM Post #2914 |
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It's high time I went to my bed Or go out and paint the town red I know which I'll choose |
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| Douglas | Dec 11 2016, 12:01 PM Post #2915 |
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It's high time I went to my bed Or go out and paint the town red I know which I'll choose I'll just have a snooze |
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| May-Cee | Dec 12 2016, 02:03 PM Post #2916 |
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It's high time I went to my bed Or go out and paint the town red I know which I'll choose I'll just have a snooze Better a weary than a beery head Though Irish, I am also Argentine |
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| Caro | Dec 12 2016, 11:13 PM Post #2917 |
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Though Irish, I am also Argentine I'm Scotch with some Irish, I've seen |
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| May-Cee | Dec 13 2016, 12:17 AM Post #2918 |
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Though Irish, I am also Argentine I'm Scotch with some Irish, I've seen It's nice to have different roots |
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| Douglas | Dec 13 2016, 11:56 AM Post #2919 |
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Though Irish, I am also Argentine I'm Scotch with some Irish, I've seen It's nice to have different roots And enjoy all the fruits Edited by Douglas, Dec 15 2016, 01:45 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 15 2016, 01:33 PM Post #2920 |
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Though Irish, I am also Argentine I'm Scotch with some Irish, I've seen It's nice to have different roots And enjoy all he fruits Including a ripe nectarine I'm very fond of the Dutch |
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| Douglas | Dec 15 2016, 01:47 PM Post #2921 |
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I'm very fond of the Dutch Of their Oude Genever and such |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 16 2016, 10:19 AM Post #2922 |
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I'm very fond of the Dutch Of their Oude Genever and such That give us courage |
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| May-Cee | Dec 19 2016, 04:58 PM Post #2923 |
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I'm very fond of the Dutch Of their Oude Genever and such That gave us courage And helped us to nourish |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 19 2016, 06:29 PM Post #2924 |
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I'm very fond of the Dutch Of their Oude Genever and such That gave us courage And helped us to nourish Our rabbit, but not very much. Last night I had a frightening dream |
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| May-Cee | Dec 20 2016, 12:28 AM Post #2925 |
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Last night I had a frightening dream As a Prog-Rocker, I thought it was Tangerine |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 21 2016, 01:14 PM Post #2926 |
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Play nicely now, May-Cee. Last night I had a frightening dream As a Prog-Rocker, I thought it was Tangerine 'Twas so psychedelic |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 21 2016, 03:19 PM Post #2927 |
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Last night I had a frightening dream As a Prog-Rocker, I thought it was Tangerine 'Twas so psychedelic Even funkadelic |
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| May-Cee | Dec 24 2016, 03:30 AM Post #2928 |
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Last night I had a frightening dream As a Prog-Rocker, I thought it was Tangerine 'Twas so psychedelic Even funkadelic Hancock didn't have this palaver in East Cheam I hate Christmas but so much to do |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 27 2016, 08:55 PM Post #2929 |
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I hate Christmas but so much to do Cooking and cleaning and making fondue Edited by dai Cottomy, Dec 27 2016, 09:04 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 28 2016, 02:57 PM Post #2930 |
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I hate Christmas but so much to do Cooking and cleaning and making fondue All those bottles to open |
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| Caro | Dec 30 2016, 01:03 AM Post #2931 |
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I hate Christmas but so much to do Cooking and cleaning and making fondue All those bottles to open And hope against hopin' |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 30 2016, 12:00 PM Post #2932 |
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I hate Christmas but so much to do Cooking and cleaning and making fondue All those bottles to open And hope against hopin' That I don't end up getting the 'flu The New Year is nearly upon us |
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| Douglas | Dec 30 2016, 06:39 PM Post #2933 |
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The New Year is nearly upon us Some of us might get a bonus |
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| May-Cee | Jan 2 2017, 06:07 PM Post #2934 |
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The New Year is nearly upon us Some of us might get a bonus My new house is my charm |
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| Douglas | Jan 3 2017, 01:23 AM Post #2935 |
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The New Year is nearly upon us Some of us might get a bonus My new house is my charm But I'm chancing my arm |
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| May-Cee | Jan 3 2017, 04:07 PM Post #2936 |
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The New Year is nearly upon us Some of us might get a bonus My new house is my charm But I'm chancing my arm That money-wise there won't be much onus In a way, we're a merry wee band |
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| Caro | Jan 3 2017, 09:10 PM Post #2937 |
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In a way, we're a merry wee band Sitting here with a mouse in our hand |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 4 2017, 11:57 AM Post #2938 |
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In a way, we're a merry wee band Sitting here with a mouse in our hand Pouring forth wit (?) |
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| May-Cee | Jan 4 2017, 12:23 PM Post #2939 |
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In a way, we're a merry wee band Sitting here with a mouse in our hand Pouring forth wit (?) You saucy wee git (!) |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 4 2017, 01:02 PM Post #2940 |
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In a way, we're a merry wee band Sitting here with a mouse in our hand Pouring forth wit (?) You saucy wee git (!) While awaiting the promised land All the world's a stage - so says the Bard |
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| May-Cee | Jan 4 2017, 02:37 PM Post #2941 |
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All the world's a stage - so says the Bard I've had plays done too - but it's hard |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 4 2017, 02:58 PM Post #2942 |
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All the world's a stage - so says the Bard I've had plays done too - but it's hard Comic or tragic? |
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| May-Cee | Jan 4 2017, 06:17 PM Post #2943 |
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All the world's a stage - so says the Bard I've had plays done too - but it's hard Comic or tragic? Just the feat feels magic |
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| Caro | Jan 4 2017, 08:35 PM Post #2944 |
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All the world's a stage - so says the Bard I've had plays done too - but it's hard Comic or tragic? Just the feat feels magic You could just pull the words from a card. The tourists are here in droves |
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| May-Cee | Jan 5 2017, 05:00 PM Post #2945 |
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The tourists are here in droves Feed 'em with two fish and five loaves |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 6 2017, 01:50 PM Post #2946 |
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The tourists are here in droves Feed 'em with two fish and five loaves Then give 'em a sermon |
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| May-Cee | Jan 6 2017, 03:36 PM Post #2947 |
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The tourists are here in droves Feed 'em with two fish and five loaves Then give 'em a sermon And a Bible to swear on |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 9 2017, 01:49 AM Post #2948 |
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The tourists are here in droves Feed 'em with two fish and five loaves Then give 'em a sermon And a Bible to swear on And let them walk in the olive groves. A spiky spokesperson from Speke |
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| May-Cee | Jan 9 2017, 05:23 PM Post #2949 |
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A spiky spokesperson from Speke Was a lassie with a larder and a leek |
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| Douglas | Jan 9 2017, 10:01 PM Post #2950 |
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A spiky spokesperson from Speke Was a lassie with a larder and a leek She was no Mother Hubbard Edited by Douglas, Jan 9 2017, 10:01 PM.
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| May-Cee | Jan 9 2017, 11:53 PM Post #2951 |
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A spiky spokesperson from Speke Was a lassie with a larder and a leek She was no Mother Hubbard Lots of veg in her cupboard |
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| Caro | Jan 12 2017, 10:05 PM Post #2952 |
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A spiky spokesperson from Speke Was a lassie with a larder and a leek She was no Mother Hubbard Lots of veg in her cupboard Which she cooked in a style mostly Greek. There once was a soldier called Mike |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 12 2017, 11:59 PM Post #2953 |
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There once was a soldier called Mike Whom most of the troop didn't like |
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| Caro | Jan 17 2017, 06:47 AM Post #2954 |
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There once was a soldier called Mike Whom most of the troop didn't like He shouted and moaned |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 17 2017, 04:44 PM Post #2955 |
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There once was a soldier called Mike Whom most of the troop didn't like He shouted and moaned The troop simply groaned |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 21 2017, 12:03 AM Post #2956 |
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There once was a soldier called Mike Whom most of the troop didn't like He shouted and moaned The troop simply groaned And told him to take a long hike. There was an old cooper from Kent |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 21 2017, 10:59 AM Post #2957 |
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There was an old cooper from Kent Who made barrels to help pay the rent |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 27 2017, 01:20 AM Post #2958 |
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There was an old cooper from Kent Who made barrels to help pay the rent His skill with a hoop |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 27 2017, 03:45 PM Post #2959 |
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There was an old cooper from Kent Who made barrels to help pay the rent His skill with a hoop Made his friends whoop |
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| Douglas | Jan 30 2017, 01:15 PM Post #2960 |
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There was an old cooper from Kent Who made barrels to help pay the rent His skill with a hoop Made his friends whoop For his barrels were worth every cent. There was a young lass from Dalmilling |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 8 2017, 05:36 PM Post #2961 |
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There was a young lass from Dalmilling Who would show her boobs for a shilling Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 8 2017, 05:38 PM.
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| Caro | Feb 8 2017, 08:39 PM Post #2962 |
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I was thinking last night about whether Dalmilling was pronounced as it looks and intended to check this morning, if it was I was going to say something like "In her pockets she just had a shilling". There was a young lass from Dalmilling Who would show her boobs for a shilling A cheap going rate |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 9 2017, 11:18 AM Post #2963 |
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There was a young lass from Dalmilling Who would show her boobs for a shilling A cheap going rate When asked for a rebate |
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| Mobson | Feb 9 2017, 11:36 AM Post #2964 |
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There was a young lass from Dalmilling Who would show her boobs for a shilling A cheap going rate When asked for a rebate Young Ned obliged her with a drilling! Edited by Mobson, Feb 9 2017, 11:40 AM.
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| Mobson | Feb 9 2017, 11:41 AM Post #2965 |
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I'm feeling cranky as hell today |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 9 2017, 12:36 PM Post #2966 |
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I'm feeling cranky as hell today No worries - let it all out, Olรฉ! |
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| Douglas | Feb 9 2017, 05:52 PM Post #2967 |
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I'm feeling cranky as hell today No worries - let it all out, Olรฉ! It's good to confess |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 9 2017, 11:36 PM Post #2968 |
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I'm feeling cranky as hell today No worries - let it all out, Olรฉ! It's good to confess So we don't have to guess |
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| Caro | Feb 10 2017, 03:57 AM Post #2969 |
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I'm feeling cranky as hell today No worries - let it all out, Olรฉ! It's good to confess So we don't have to guess What demons you have to allay. A feisty young maid from Milan Edited by Caro, Feb 10 2017, 03:57 AM.
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| Mobson | Feb 10 2017, 06:10 AM Post #2970 |
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A feisty young maid from Milan Met a young man so full of รฉlan |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 10 2017, 11:18 AM Post #2971 |
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A feisty young maid from Milan Met a young man so full of รฉlan As he weaved his spell |
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| Douglas | Feb 10 2017, 01:25 PM Post #2972 |
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A feisty young maid from Milan Met a young man so full of รฉlan As he weaved his spell She let out a yell |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 10 2017, 05:40 PM Post #2973 |
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A feisty young maid from Milan Met a young man so full of รฉlan As he weaved his spell She let out a yell Crying "How very dare you, young man!" A student fresh down from college |
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| Douglas | Feb 10 2017, 06:13 PM Post #2974 |
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A student fresh down from college, Thinking his head full of knowledge, |
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| Caro | Feb 13 2017, 02:09 AM Post #2975 |
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A student fresh down from college, Thinking his head full of knowledge, Thought he'd get by |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 13 2017, 12:32 PM Post #2976 |
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A student fresh down from college, Thinking his head full of knowledge, Thought he'd get by By becoming a spy |
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| May-Cee | Feb 14 2017, 01:28 PM Post #2977 |
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A student fresh down from college, Thinking his head full of knowledge, Thought he'd get by By becoming a spy And planting two kinda bugs in the foliage There was also the spy who came in from the cold |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 14 2017, 03:56 PM Post #2978 |
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There was also the spy who came in from the cold And discovered he was covered in mould |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 19 2017, 12:39 AM Post #2979 |
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There was also the spy who came in from the cold And discovered he was covered in mould He showered for hours |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 19 2017, 01:01 AM Post #2980 |
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There was also the spy who came in from the cold And discovered he was covered in mould He showered for hours Till he smelt of flowers |
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| Douglas | Feb 19 2017, 12:51 PM Post #2981 |
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There was also the spy who came in from the cold And discovered he was covered in mould He showered for hours Till he smelt of flowers And then could return to the fold. There was a young fellow from Leeds |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 19 2017, 08:31 PM Post #2982 |
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There was a young fellow from Leeds Who was fond of doing good deeds |
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| Douglas | Feb 19 2017, 09:49 PM Post #2983 |
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There was a young fellow from Leeds Who was fond of doing good deeds He'd work without rest |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 20 2017, 12:47 PM Post #2984 |
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There was a young fellow from Leeds Who was fond of doing good deeds He'd work without rest With oodles of zest |
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| Douglas | Feb 20 2017, 01:51 PM Post #2985 |
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There was a young fellow from Leeds Who was fond of doing good deeds He'd work without rest With oodles of zest That nothing his mission impedes. There was a young lass from Dunoon |
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| May-Cee | Feb 21 2017, 03:52 PM Post #2986 |
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There was young lass from Dunoon Had a charming pen-pal from Cameroon |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 24 2017, 04:24 PM Post #2987 |
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There was young lass from Dunoon Had a charming pen-pal from Cameroon He sent her a poem |
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| Douglas | Feb 24 2017, 05:50 PM Post #2988 |
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There was young lass from Dunoon Had a charming pen-pal from Cameroon He sent her a poem It was just to show 'em |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 26 2017, 07:52 PM Post #2989 |
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There was young lass from Dunoon Had a charming pen-pal from Cameroon He sent her a poem It was just to show 'em He was far from being a buffoon A corpulent cleric from Bude |
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| Douglas | Feb 27 2017, 12:00 AM Post #2990 |
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A corpulent cleric from Bude Appeared in church in the nude |
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| May-Cee | Feb 27 2017, 12:00 PM Post #2991 |
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A corpulent cleric from Bude Appeared in church in the nude "Songs Of Praise" got to hear |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 27 2017, 02:45 PM Post #2992 |
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A corpulent cleric from Bude Appeared in church in the nude "Songs Of Praise" got to hear And shot him from the rear |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 28 2017, 12:56 PM Post #2993 |
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A corpulent cleric from Bude Appeared in church in the nude "Songs Of Praise" got to hear And shot him from the rear The word he uttered was quite rude A comely young wench from Glamorgan |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 28 2017, 04:42 PM Post #2994 |
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A comely young wench from Glamorgan Was eyeing up a large organ |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 28 2017, 05:53 PM Post #2995 |
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A comely young wench from Glamorgan Was eyeing up a large organ "Wot a big'un", she cried |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 1 2017, 12:22 AM Post #2996 |
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A comely young wench from Glamorgan Was eyeing up a large organ "Wot a big'un", she cried "But will it fit inside |
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| Douglas | Mar 1 2017, 01:03 AM Post #2997 |
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A comely young wench from Glamorgan Was eyeing up a large organ "Wot a big'un", she cried "But will it fit inside ? My car is only a Morgan." A motorist out for a spin |
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| May-Cee | Mar 1 2017, 09:28 PM Post #2998 |
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A motorist out for a spin He was Gordon, this involves gin |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 2 2017, 12:52 AM Post #2999 |
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A motorist out for a spin He was Gordon, this involves gin The cop said: "breathe into this" |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 2 2017, 05:22 PM Post #3000 |
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A motorist out for a spin He was Gordon, this involves gin The cop said: "breathe into this" Gordon said, "Gi' us a kiss" |
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