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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 3 2017, 03:11 PM Post #3001 |
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A motorist out for a spin He was Gordon, this involves gin The cop said: "breathe into this" Gordon said, "Gi' us a kiss" And that's how great love stories begin A detective inspector called Todd |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 4 2017, 12:20 AM Post #3002 |
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A detective inspector called Todd Was ignored by the rest of the squad |
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| May-Cee | Mar 4 2017, 01:43 AM Post #3003 |
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A detective inspector called Todd Was ignored by the rest of the squad His nickname was Sweeney |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 4 2017, 02:14 AM Post #3004 |
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A detective inspector called Todd Was ignored by the rest of the squad His nickname was Sweeney He wore a black beanie |
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| Caro | Mar 6 2017, 05:39 AM Post #3005 |
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A detective inspector called Todd Was ignored by the rest of the squad His nickname was Sweeney He wore a black beanie The others just thought him a clod. The cook was fond of a joke |
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| Douglas | Mar 6 2017, 12:55 PM Post #3006 |
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The cook was fond of a joke He was just that kind of a bloke |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 6 2017, 07:31 PM Post #3007 |
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The cook was fond of a joke He was just that kind of a bloke When he got the giggles |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 8 2017, 02:51 AM Post #3008 |
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The cook was fond of a joke He was just that kind of a bloke When he got the giggles His wife did the wiggles |
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| Douglas | Mar 11 2017, 06:00 PM Post #3009 |
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The cook was fond of a joke He was just that kind of a bloke When he got the giggles His wife did the wiggles. It's odd what they do in Stoke. There was an old man from Crewe |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 12 2017, 02:26 AM Post #3010 |
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There was an old man from Crewe Who tried to make out with a ewe |
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| Caro | Mar 12 2017, 07:20 AM Post #3011 |
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There was an old man from Crewe Who tried to make out with a ewe She turned and she butted |
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| Douglas | Mar 12 2017, 12:03 PM Post #3012 |
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There was an old man from Crewe Who tried to make out with a ewe She turned and she butted The poor man felt gutted |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 13 2017, 04:10 PM Post #3013 |
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There was an old man from Crewe Who tried to make out with a ewe She turned and she butted The poor man felt gutted And the ewe ended up in a stew A man was out riding his bike |
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| Douglas | Mar 13 2017, 11:18 PM Post #3014 |
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A man was out riding his bike He preferred it to having a hike |
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| Caro | Mar 14 2017, 08:46 PM Post #3015 |
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A man was out riding his bike He preferred it to having a hike But the bike, it took off |
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| Douglas | Mar 14 2017, 09:20 PM Post #3016 |
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A man was out riding his bike He preferred it to having a hike But the bike, it took off So, ever the toff, |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 15 2017, 12:01 PM Post #3017 |
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A man was out riding his bike He preferred it to having a hike But the bike, it took off So, ever the toff, He hitched a lift from his mate, Mike I always eat lots of fresh fruit |
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| Douglas | Mar 15 2017, 04:03 PM Post #3018 |
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I always eat lots of fresh fruit Though it sometimes bespatters my suit |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2017, 08:09 PM Post #3019 |
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I always eat lots of fresh fruit Though it sometimes bespatters my suit Attracting the ants |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 16 2017, 10:10 PM Post #3020 |
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I always eat lots of fresh fruit Though it sometimes bespatters my suit Attracting the ants Which get in my pants |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 18 2017, 03:46 AM Post #3021 |
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I always eat lots of fresh fruit Though it sometimes bespatters my suit Attracting the ants Which get in my pants Causing great irritation en route There once was a lassie called Polly |
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| Douglas | Mar 18 2017, 11:08 AM Post #3022 |
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There once was a lassie called Polly Who thought it would be rather jolly |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 18 2017, 03:28 PM Post #3023 |
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There once was a lassie called Polly Who thought it would be rather jolly To learn how to fly |
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| Douglas | Mar 18 2017, 05:49 PM Post #3024 |
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There once was a lassie called Polly Who thought it would be rather jolly To learn how to fly 'Way up in the sky |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 18 2017, 06:00 PM Post #3025 |
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There once was a lassie called Polly Who thought it would be rather jolly To learn how to fly 'Way up in the sky And descend by means of a brolly A spotty young man name of Pete |
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| Douglas | Mar 18 2017, 10:10 PM Post #3026 |
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A spotty young man name of Pete Could never decide what to eat |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 20 2017, 05:16 PM Post #3027 |
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A spotty young man name of Pete Could never decide what to eat One day he thought he'd try |
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| Mobson | Mar 21 2017, 02:28 AM Post #3028 |
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A spotty young man name of Pete Could never decide what to eat One day he thought he'd try A Chinese stir-fry |
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| Douglas | Mar 21 2017, 01:21 PM Post #3029 |
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A spotty young man name of Pete Could never decide what to eat One day he thought he'd try A Chinese stir-fry And declared that it went down a treat. There was a young fellow from Stowe |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2017, 12:21 PM Post #3030 |
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There was a young fellow from Stowe Whose obsession was actress Clara Bow |
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| Douglas | Mar 22 2017, 12:54 PM Post #3031 |
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There was a young fellow from Stowe Whose obsession was actress Clara Bow. He papered his walls |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 22 2017, 01:03 PM Post #3032 |
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There was a young fellow from Stowe Whose obsession was actress Clara Bow. He papered his walls With pics of her smalls |
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| Douglas | Mar 22 2017, 05:42 PM Post #3033 |
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There was a young fellow from Stowe Whose obsession was actress Clara Bow. He papered his walls With pics of her smalls Which he thought made a jolly good show. There was an old man from Dundee |
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| May-Cee | Mar 26 2017, 08:10 PM Post #3034 |
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There was an old man from Dundee Had the hots for the Rose of Tralee |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 27 2017, 01:12 PM Post #3035 |
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There was an old man from Dundee Had the hots for the Rose of Tralee He gave her some cake |
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| Douglas | Mar 27 2017, 02:43 PM Post #3036 |
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There was an old man from Dundee Had the hots for the Rose of Tralee He gave her some cake, The cunning old rake, |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 27 2017, 03:15 PM Post #3037 |
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There was an old man from Dundee Had the hots for the Rose of Tralee He gave her some cake, The cunning old rake, Then poured her a glass of Drambuie |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 27 2017, 04:34 PM Post #3038 |
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She sipped her drink and then she said |
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| May-Cee | Mar 27 2017, 06:12 PM Post #3039 |
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She sipped her drink and then she said "It's in advance that I'm usually paid" |
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| Caro | Mar 28 2017, 09:30 PM Post #3040 |
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She sipped her drink and then she said "It's in advance that I'm usually paid" He looked up in shock |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 29 2017, 11:23 PM Post #3041 |
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She sipped her drink and then she said "It's in advance that I'm usually paid" He looked up in shock As she took off her frock |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 1 2017, 11:31 AM Post #3042 |
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She sipped her drink and then she said "It's in advance that I'm usually paid" He looked up in shock As she took off her frock And her manifold charms displayed |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 1 2017, 11:36 AM Post #3043 |
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A psychoanalyst from Hull |
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| Douglas | Apr 1 2017, 02:05 PM Post #3044 |
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A psychoanalyst from Hull Thought his life had become very dull |
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| May-Cee | Apr 1 2017, 03:03 PM Post #3045 |
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A psychoanalyst from Hull Thought his life had become very dull But Larkin's was worse |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 2 2017, 01:23 AM Post #3046 |
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A psychoanalyst from Hull Thought his life had become very dull But Larkin's was worse And her manner so terse |
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| May-Cee | Apr 4 2017, 02:09 PM Post #3047 |
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A psychoanalyst from Hull Thought his life had become very dull But Larkin's was worse And her manner so terse Off to the "Crazed Institution" by Jethro Tull In Belfast today, ice-cream van plays "The Belle" |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 5 2017, 08:06 PM Post #3048 |
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In Belfast today, ice-cream van plays "The Belle" The Beast said to himself 'bloody hell!' |
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| May-Cee | Apr 6 2017, 01:38 PM Post #3049 |
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In Belfast today, ice-cream van plays "The Belle" The Beast said to himself 'bloody hell!' But twas a nice sojourn |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2017, 02:35 PM Post #3050 |
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In Belfast today, ice-cream van plays "The Belle" The Beast said to himself 'bloody hell!' But twas a nice sojourn Allowing a slow burn |
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| May-Cee | Apr 7 2017, 12:48 PM Post #3051 |
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In Belfast today, ice-cream van plays "The Belle" The Beast said to himself 'bloody hell!' But twas a nice sojourn Allowing a slow burn All in all, wasn't such a bad town to dwell Perfect Candidate, ten Euros on the nose |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2017, 02:09 PM Post #3052 |
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Perfect Candidate, ten Euros on the nose The Last Samuri - lets see how he goes |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 7 2017, 03:22 PM Post #3053 |
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Perfect Candidate, ten Euros on the nose The Last Samuri - lets see how he goes I'll ask The Young Master |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2017, 07:16 PM Post #3054 |
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Perfect Candidate, ten Euros on the nose The Last Samuri - lets see how he goes I'll ask The Young Master Could be disaster |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 8 2017, 04:04 PM Post #3055 |
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Perfect Candidate, ten Euros on the nose The Last Samuri - lets see how he goes I'll ask The Young Master Could be disaster So, Cocktails at Dawn at Drop Out Joe's? There's a big race at Aintree today |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2017, 06:29 PM Post #3056 |
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There was a big race at Aintree today But not one of our nags won the day Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 8 2017, 06:31 PM.
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| May-Cee | Apr 8 2017, 09:18 PM Post #3057 |
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There was a big race at Aintree today But not one of our nags won the day The Irish one, Easter Mon |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 9 2017, 12:20 AM Post #3058 |
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There was a big race at Aintree today But not one of our nags won the day The Irish one, Easter Mon Will be much more fun |
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| May-Cee | Apr 9 2017, 09:30 AM Post #3059 |
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There was a big race at Aintree today But not one of our nags won the day The Irish one, Easter Mon Will be much more fun Still won't hedge my bet and go Each Way On Ladies Day a Scouse lass made a boo-boo |
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| May-Cee | Apr 14 2017, 06:30 PM Post #3060 |
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On Ladies Day a Scouse lass made a boo-boo With a top that was a wee bit too see-through |
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| Caro | Apr 15 2017, 10:54 PM Post #3061 |
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On Ladies Day a Scouse lass made a boo-boo With a top that was a wee bit too see-through She strutted her stuff |
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| Douglas | Apr 15 2017, 11:54 PM Post #3062 |
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On Ladies Day a Scouse lass made a boo-boo With a top that was a wee bit too see-through She strutted her stuff Showing more than enough |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 16 2017, 12:51 AM Post #3063 |
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On Ladies Day a Scouse lass made a boo-boo With a top that was a wee bit too see-through She strutted her stuff Showing more than enough In a skirt that looked like a tutu. There was a young man from Versailles |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 16 2017, 02:27 AM Post #3064 |
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There was a young man from Versailles Who sadly had only one eye |
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| Douglas | Apr 16 2017, 10:33 AM Post #3065 |
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There was a young man from Versailles Who sadly had only one eye With the other, so keen, |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 16 2017, 08:24 PM Post #3066 |
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There was a young man from Versailles Who sadly had only one eye With the other, so keen, He could tell red from green |
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| Caro | Apr 17 2017, 11:10 PM Post #3067 |
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There was a young man from Versailles Who sadly had only one eye With the other, so keen, He could tell red from green And thus he learnt how not to die. There's many a dog on the loose |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 18 2017, 12:44 AM Post #3068 |
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There's many a dog on the loose That relieves itself on a spruce |
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| Douglas | Apr 18 2017, 10:31 AM Post #3069 |
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There's many a dog on the loose That relieves itself on a spruce Or any old tree |
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| May-Cee | Apr 18 2017, 12:13 PM Post #3070 |
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There's many a dog on the loose That relieves itself on a spruce Or any old tree I'm a cat lady, me |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 18 2017, 01:01 PM Post #3071 |
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There's many a dog on the loose That relieves itself on a spruce Or any old tree I'm a cat lady, me While I have half share of a moose There was a stockbroker from Leeds |
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| May-Cee | Apr 18 2017, 02:14 PM Post #3072 |
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There was a stockbroker from Leeds But they're Lancs - cheat on the deeds |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 18 2017, 08:03 PM Post #3073 |
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There was a stockbroker from Leeds But they're Lancs - cheat on the deeds He had some junk bonds |
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| May-Cee | Apr 18 2017, 08:57 PM Post #3074 |
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There was a stockbroker from Leeds But they're Lancs - cheat on the deeds He had some junk bonds Man U get what belongs |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 19 2017, 01:14 PM Post #3075 |
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There was a stockbroker from Leeds But they're Lancs - cheat on the deeds He had some junk bonds Man U get what belongs Their manager gets what he needs An overweight grocer from Staines |
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| Caro | Apr 20 2017, 06:49 AM Post #3076 |
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An overweight grocer from Staines Didn't just feast on the mains Edited by Caro, Apr 20 2017, 06:50 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 20 2017, 10:11 AM Post #3077 |
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An overweight grocer from Staines Didn't just feast on the mains He wolfed down desserts |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 20 2017, 10:34 AM Post #3078 |
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An overweight grocer from Staines Didn't just feast on the mains He wolfed down desserts Most went down his shirts |
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| May-Cee | Apr 22 2017, 05:07 PM Post #3079 |
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An overweight grocer from Staines Didn't just feast on the mains He wolfed down desserts Most went down his shirts This is Gregg Wallace, let's name names In Belfast a treat is a Paris Bun |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 23 2017, 01:31 AM Post #3080 |
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In Belfast a treat is a Paris Bun Don't be misled, it's not like a gun |
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| May-Cee | Apr 23 2017, 03:13 AM Post #3081 |
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In Belfast a treat is a Paris Bun Don't be misled, it's not like a gun Still nice but not sweet |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 23 2017, 12:27 PM Post #3082 |
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In Belfast a treat is a Paris Bun Don't be misled, it's not like a gun Still nice but not sweet But tends to repeat |
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| May-Cee | Apr 23 2017, 02:49 PM Post #3083 |
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In Belfast a treat is a Paris Bun Don't be misled, it's not like a gun Still nice but not sweet But tends to repeat No other city will know how the bakery's done It's nice to be in a home town with quirks |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 23 2017, 03:35 PM Post #3084 |
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It's nice to be in a home town with quirks And a transport system that works |
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| May-Cee | Apr 23 2017, 06:01 PM Post #3085 |
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It's nice to be in a home town with quirks And a transport system that works You seen Dublin at noon? |
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| Douglas | Apr 23 2017, 09:33 PM Post #3086 |
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It's nice to be in a home town with quirks And a transport system that works You seen Dublin at noon? If you haven't, come soon |
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| May-Cee | Apr 24 2017, 12:27 PM Post #3087 |
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It's nice to be in a home town with quirks And a transport system that works You seen Dublin at noon? If you haven't, come soon All are welcome, apart from the jerks My cat is Nica, after the "Jazz Baroness" |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 24 2017, 05:15 PM Post #3088 |
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My cat is Nica, after the "Jazz Baroness" She likes her occasional night time caress |
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| May-Cee | Apr 24 2017, 08:22 PM Post #3089 |
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My cat is Nica, after the "Jazz Baroness" She likes her occasional night time caress Pannonica was cool She broke every rule I'm upgrading my wee Nica to a Countess Sorry! The Irish gift of the gab is sometimes bad |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 24 2017, 10:51 PM Post #3090 |
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The Irish gift of the gab is sometimes bad Limericks like this can make a man mad |
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| Douglas | Apr 25 2017, 03:58 PM Post #3091 |
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The Irish gift of the gab is sometimes bad Limericks like this can make a man mad It takes so much time |
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| May-Cee | Apr 25 2017, 04:54 PM Post #3092 |
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The Irish gift of the gab is sometimes bad Limericks like this can make a man mad It takes so much time To get a word rhyme |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 25 2017, 06:19 PM Post #3093 |
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The Irish gift of the gab is sometimes bad Limericks like this can make a man mad It takes so much time To get a word rhyme It makes me so terribly sad There was a young lady from Cork |
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| May-Cee | Apr 25 2017, 06:44 PM Post #3094 |
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There was a young lady from Cork Rural land, we know our beef from our pork |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 28 2017, 10:42 AM Post #3095 |
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There was a young lady from Cork Rural land, we know our beef from our pork She learnt from a book |
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| Douglas | Apr 28 2017, 11:17 AM Post #3096 |
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There was a young lady from Cork Rural land, we know our beef from our pork She learnt from a book The way she should cook |
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| May-Cee | Apr 28 2017, 12:11 PM Post #3097 |
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There was a young lady from Cork Rural land, we know our beef from our pork She learnt from a book The way she should cook And what works on the end of a fork Though Irish, I've never been fond of stew |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 28 2017, 04:11 PM Post #3098 |
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Though Irish, I've never been fond of stew I'd much rather have some strong brew |
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| May-Cee | Apr 28 2017, 08:28 PM Post #3099 |
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Though Irish, I've never been fond of stew I'd much rather have some strong brew Who's been telling these tales? |
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| Douglas | Apr 28 2017, 11:09 PM Post #3100 |
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Though Irish, I've never been fond of stew I'd much rather have some strong brew Who's been telling these tales? And airing my fondness for ales ? |
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