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There was an old hero called Ajax
who certainly lived life to the max
His fighting was mythic
His muscles terrythic
From the years he'd spent building haystacks.


Now they're gunning for poor old Brock


Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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Watching Winter Olympics all night
Edited by Mobson, Feb 16 2018, 08:09 AM.
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Watching Winter Olympics all night
Is a quare sight from my delight
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Watching Winter Olympics all night
Is a quare sight from my delight
Can't comprehend curling
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Watching Winter Olympics all night
Is a quare sight from my delight
Can't comprehend curling
My mind just goes whirling

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Watching Winter Olympics all night
Is a quare sight from my delight
Can't comprehend curling
My mind just goes whirling
Wee bit like mine after a pint


Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past
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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past
Back in the day he used to be fast

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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past
Back in the day he used to be fast
He's slowed down a lot
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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past
Back in the day he used to be fast
He's slowed down a lot
From a sprint to a trot

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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past
Back in the day he used to be fast
He's slowed down a lot
From a sprint to a trot
In the race of life he comes in last

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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye
Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 25 2018, 07:24 PM.
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye
Which fell out if she happened to cry

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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye
Which fell out if she happened to cry
It petrified the neighbours
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye
Which fell out if she happened to cry
It petrified the neighbours
Despite all her labours
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye
Which fell out if she happened to cry
It petrified the neighbours
Despite all her labours
She cried " I've just lost me mince pie"


There once was a farmer called Kelly

Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 26 2018, 05:49 PM.
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There once was a farmer called Kelly
Who made quite a hit on the telly

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There once was a farmer called Kelly
Who made quite a hit on the telly
With one leg and one eye
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There once was a farmer called Kelly
Who made quite a hit on the telly
With one leg and one eye
He looked ever so spry
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There once was a farmer called Kelly
Who made quite a hit on the telly
With one leg and one eye
He looked ever so spry
Apart from an oversized belly


A civil servant from Devises
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A civil servant from Devises
Was charged at the local assizes
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A civil servant from Devises
Was charged at the local assizes
The case was adjourned
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A civil servant from Devises
Was charged at the local assizes
The case was adjourned
The jury felt spurned

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A civil servant from Devises
Was charged at the local assizes
The case was adjourned
The jury felt spurned
The result was full of surprises


A deep sea diver from Wapping
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A deep sea diver from Wapping
Who lost his wallet while shopping

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A deep sea diver from Wapping
Who lost his wallet while shopping
He was diving for lobster
Illegal, I've got his holster
I'll say nout if we agree to a swopping


My first home but boiler on the blink
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My first home but boiler on the blink
This commitment is making me think
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My first home but boiler on the blink
This commitment is making me think
It's probably karma

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My first home but boiler on the blink
This commitment is making me think
It's probably karma
Let's not have a drama
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My first home but boiler on the blink
This commitment is making me think
It's probably karma
Let's not have a drama
Oh no, there's black sludge in me sink!
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink
And it's making a terrible stink

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There's black sludge coming out of me sink
And it's making a terrible stink
It's all over the floor
Edited by Mobson, Mar 4 2018, 06:45 PM.
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink
And it's making a terrible stink
It's all over the floor
Running out of the door
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Caro

There's black sludge coming out of me sink
And it's making a terrible stink
It's all over the floor
Running out of the door
I think I'll just pour me a drink.


That's just about got me on track
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That's just about got me on track
I'll just go and put on my mac
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That's just about got me on track
I'll just go and put on my mac
Then gallumphing I'll go

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That's just about got me on track
I'll just go and put on my mac
Then gallumphing I'll go
With my old mate Joe
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That's just about got me on track
I'll just go and put on my mac
Then gallumphing I'll go
With my old mate Joe
Who's got some scrumpy out back.


A wily watchmaker from Wells

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A wily watchmaker from Wells
Keeps more than he actually sells
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A wily watchmaker from Wells
Keeps more than he actually sells
He knows that, with time

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A wily watchmaker from Wells
Keeps more than he actually sells
He knows that, with time
The market will chime
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A wily watchmaker from Wells
Keeps more than he actually sells
He knows that, with time
The market will chime
With the sound of profitable bells


Eli Bagshot suffered from gout

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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout
And ate far too much sauerkraut

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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout
And ate far too much sauerkraut
He gave up eating cabbage
Edited by Mobson, Mar 7 2018, 10:44 AM.
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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout
And ate far too much sauerkraut
He gave up eating cabbage
His joints it caused to ravage
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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout
And ate far too much sauerkraut
He gave up eating cabbage
His joints it caused to ravage
Now, sadly, he can't get about.

The snow caused disruption all round
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The snow caused disruption all round
With the way it covered the ground


Edited by waiting4atickle, Mar 7 2018, 09:55 PM.
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The snow caused disruption all round
With the way it covered the ground

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The snow caused disruption all round
With the way it covered the ground
The drifts were so great
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The snow caused disruption all round
With the way it covered the ground
The drifts were so great
We all had to wait

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The snow caused disruption all round
With the way it covered the ground
The drifts were so great
We all had to wait
Until we were finally found
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring
Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing ....methinks we're entering the world of Disney! <whistles>
Edited by Mobson, Mar 8 2018, 09:56 PM.
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring
Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing...
Stravinsky was "Rite"
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring
Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing...
Stravinsky was "Rite"
As high as a Kite
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring
Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing...
Stravinsky was "Rite"
As high as a Kite
Far too soon the midges will sting.

We once had a dachshund called Billy
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We once had a dachshund called Billy
Who grew an enormous willy
Edited by Mobson, Mar 14 2018, 06:10 PM.
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We once had a dachshund called Billy
Who grew an enormous willy
His legs were so short
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We once had a dachshund called Billy
Who grew an enormous willy
His legs were so short
It became quite a sport
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We once had a dachshund called Billy
Who grew an enormous willy
His legs were so short
It became quite a sport
Although it made Billy look silly


I called my pet goldfish Dominique
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique
Her intellectual skills were unique
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique
Her intellectual skills were unique
She spoke fluent French
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique
Her intellectual skills were unique
Performing acrobatic moves
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Snap!
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique
Her intellectual skills were unique
She spoke fluent French
And married a tench
Then retired to a pond in Mustique
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique
Her intellectual skills were unique
Performing acrobatic moves
While the audience approves
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique
Her intellectual skills were unique
Performing acrobatic moves
While the audience approves
Admiring her wonderful physique!
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Yeah, we appear to have finished both our lims' in perfect harmony!!! So its your turn to start the next one Dai <happy>
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That bloody snow is here again
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Caro

That bloody snow is here again
It must be time for it to wane
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That bloody snow is here again
It must be time for it to wane
Sun is back, snow has gone
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That bloody snow is here again
It must be time for it to wane
Sun is back, snow has gone
Still I've got my woolies on

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That bloody snow is here again
It must be time for it to wane
Sun is back, snow has gone
Still I've got my woolies on
Suppose we'll soon have bloody rain


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A C of E vicar once said:
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A C of E vicar once said
He didn't think Jesus was dead



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A C of E vicar once said
He didn't think Jesus was dead
He knew his Nietzsche and Kant
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A C of E vicar once said
He didn't think Jesus was dead
He knew his Nietzsche and Kant
Who both made him rant

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A C of E vicar once said
He didn't think Jesus was dead
He knew his Nietzsche and Kant
Who both made him rant
"Go 'way, Immanuel and Fred."

There once was a hermit in Kent
Edited by Caro, Mar 21 2018, 05:18 AM.
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There once was a hermit in Kent
Who regretted the time he had spent





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There once was a hermit in Kent
Who regretted the time he had spent
Living alone in a wood
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There once was a hermit in Kent
Who regretted the time he had spent
Living alone in a wood
And wishing he could
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There once was a hermit in Kent
Who regretted the time he had spent
Living alone in a wood
And wishing he could
Have a house instead of his tent.

There was an old fellow from Troon
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There was an old fellow from Troon
Who crooned to every full moon
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There was an old fellow from Troon
Who crooned to every full moon
But when it was new
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There was an old fellow from Troon
Who crooned to every full moon
But when it was new
He felt really blue
Edited by Caro, Mar 23 2018, 01:06 AM.
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There was an old fellow from Troon
Who crooned to every full moon
But when it was new
He felt really blue
And sang an appropriate tune.

Another old fellow from Ayr
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Another old fellow from Ayr
Decided he couldn't bear
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Another old fellow from Ayr
Decided he couldn't bear
The sound of bagpipes
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Another old fellow from Ayr
Decided he couldn't bear
The sound of bagpipes
Or scented wet wipes


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Another old fellow from Ayr
Decided he couldn't bear
The sound of bagpipes
Or scented wet wipes
It was either the smell or the blare.

When the radio tells you the time
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When the radio tells you the time
And audibly begins to chime
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When the radio tells you the time
And audibly begins to chime
Just turn down the sound
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When the radio tells you the time
And audibly begins to chime
Just turn down the sound
Let silence abound

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When the radio tells you the time
And audibly begins to chime
Just turn down the sound
Let silence abound
And communicate through mime
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride
Were trying to turn back the tide

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Three strapping lads from Kilbride
Were trying to turn back the tide
(Clearly West and not East)
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride
Were trying to turn back the tide
(Clearly West and not East)
But a passing lay priest

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Three strapping lads from Kilbride
Were trying to turn back the tide
(Clearly West and not East)
But a passing lay priest
Shouted " don't mess with our seaside"




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There once was an Easter bunny
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There once was an Easter bunny
Chocolate put fear in her tummy
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