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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Mobson | Feb 15 2018, 07:53 PM Post #3501 |
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Watching Winter Olympics all night
Edited by Mobson, Feb 16 2018, 08:09 AM.
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| May-Cee | Feb 20 2018, 08:37 PM Post #3502 |
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Watching Winter Olympics all night Is a quare sight from my delight |
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| Mobson | Feb 23 2018, 06:49 PM Post #3503 |
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Watching Winter Olympics all night Is a quare sight from my delight Can't comprehend curling |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 23 2018, 07:25 PM Post #3504 |
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Watching Winter Olympics all night Is a quare sight from my delight Can't comprehend curling My mind just goes whirling |
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| May-Cee | Feb 24 2018, 04:20 PM Post #3505 |
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Watching Winter Olympics all night Is a quare sight from my delight Can't comprehend curling My mind just goes whirling Wee bit like mine after a pint Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 24 2018, 10:14 PM Post #3506 |
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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past Back in the day he used to be fast |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 25 2018, 04:18 PM Post #3507 |
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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past Back in the day he used to be fast He's slowed down a lot |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 25 2018, 05:02 PM Post #3508 |
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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past Back in the day he used to be fast He's slowed down a lot From a sprint to a trot |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 25 2018, 05:54 PM Post #3509 |
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Just met Pat Nevin, a chum from the past Back in the day he used to be fast He's slowed down a lot From a sprint to a trot In the race of life he comes in last |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 25 2018, 06:09 PM Post #3510 |
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye
Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 25 2018, 07:24 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 26 2018, 02:27 AM Post #3511 |
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye Which fell out if she happened to cry |
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| Mobson | Feb 26 2018, 12:40 PM Post #3512 |
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye Which fell out if she happened to cry It petrified the neighbours |
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| Douglas | Feb 26 2018, 04:43 PM Post #3513 |
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye Which fell out if she happened to cry It petrified the neighbours Despite all her labours |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 26 2018, 05:48 PM Post #3514 |
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Evadne Hicks had a glass eye Which fell out if she happened to cry It petrified the neighbours Despite all her labours She cried " I've just lost me mince pie" There once was a farmer called Kelly Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 26 2018, 05:49 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 26 2018, 07:06 PM Post #3515 |
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There once was a farmer called Kelly Who made quite a hit on the telly |
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| Mobson | Feb 27 2018, 12:22 AM Post #3516 |
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There once was a farmer called Kelly Who made quite a hit on the telly With one leg and one eye |
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| Douglas | Feb 27 2018, 01:16 PM Post #3517 |
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There once was a farmer called Kelly Who made quite a hit on the telly With one leg and one eye He looked ever so spry |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 27 2018, 08:02 PM Post #3518 |
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There once was a farmer called Kelly Who made quite a hit on the telly With one leg and one eye He looked ever so spry Apart from an oversized belly A civil servant from Devises |
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| Douglas | Feb 28 2018, 12:03 PM Post #3519 |
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A civil servant from Devises Was charged at the local assizes |
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| Mobson | Mar 1 2018, 11:22 AM Post #3520 |
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A civil servant from Devises Was charged at the local assizes The case was adjourned |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 1 2018, 10:18 PM Post #3521 |
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A civil servant from Devises Was charged at the local assizes The case was adjourned The jury felt spurned |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 2 2018, 02:41 PM Post #3522 |
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A civil servant from Devises Was charged at the local assizes The case was adjourned The jury felt spurned The result was full of surprises A deep sea diver from Wapping |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 2 2018, 07:16 PM Post #3523 |
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A deep sea diver from Wapping Who lost his wallet while shopping |
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| May-Cee | Mar 2 2018, 09:10 PM Post #3524 |
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A deep sea diver from Wapping Who lost his wallet while shopping He was diving for lobster Illegal, I've got his holster I'll say nout if we agree to a swopping My first home but boiler on the blink |
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| Mobson | Mar 3 2018, 10:55 AM Post #3525 |
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My first home but boiler on the blink This commitment is making me think |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 3 2018, 04:37 PM Post #3526 |
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My first home but boiler on the blink This commitment is making me think It's probably karma |
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| Douglas | Mar 3 2018, 06:17 PM Post #3527 |
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My first home but boiler on the blink This commitment is making me think It's probably karma Let's not have a drama |
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| Mobson | Mar 4 2018, 11:44 AM Post #3528 |
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My first home but boiler on the blink This commitment is making me think It's probably karma Let's not have a drama Oh no, there's black sludge in me sink! |
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| Mobson | Mar 4 2018, 11:44 AM Post #3529 |
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 4 2018, 12:58 PM Post #3530 |
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink And it's making a terrible stink |
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| Mobson | Mar 4 2018, 06:45 PM Post #3531 |
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink And it's making a terrible stink It's all over the floor Edited by Mobson, Mar 4 2018, 06:45 PM.
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| Douglas | Mar 4 2018, 09:36 PM Post #3532 |
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink And it's making a terrible stink It's all over the floor Running out of the door |
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| Caro | Mar 5 2018, 01:36 AM Post #3533 |
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There's black sludge coming out of me sink And it's making a terrible stink It's all over the floor Running out of the door I think I'll just pour me a drink. That's just about got me on track |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 5 2018, 02:21 PM Post #3534 |
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That's just about got me on track I'll just go and put on my mac |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 5 2018, 03:13 PM Post #3535 |
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That's just about got me on track I'll just go and put on my mac Then gallumphing I'll go |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 5 2018, 03:25 PM Post #3536 |
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That's just about got me on track I'll just go and put on my mac Then gallumphing I'll go With my old mate Joe |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 6 2018, 01:16 AM Post #3537 |
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That's just about got me on track I'll just go and put on my mac Then gallumphing I'll go With my old mate Joe Who's got some scrumpy out back. A wily watchmaker from Wells |
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| Mobson | Mar 6 2018, 02:01 PM Post #3538 |
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A wily watchmaker from Wells Keeps more than he actually sells |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 6 2018, 02:12 PM Post #3539 |
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A wily watchmaker from Wells Keeps more than he actually sells He knows that, with time |
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| May-Cee | Mar 6 2018, 02:54 PM Post #3540 |
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A wily watchmaker from Wells Keeps more than he actually sells He knows that, with time The market will chime |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 6 2018, 09:56 PM Post #3541 |
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A wily watchmaker from Wells Keeps more than he actually sells He knows that, with time The market will chime With the sound of profitable bells Eli Bagshot suffered from gout |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 6 2018, 10:53 PM Post #3542 |
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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout And ate far too much sauerkraut |
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| Mobson | Mar 7 2018, 10:44 AM Post #3543 |
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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout And ate far too much sauerkraut He gave up eating cabbage Edited by Mobson, Mar 7 2018, 10:44 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 7 2018, 11:29 AM Post #3544 |
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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout And ate far too much sauerkraut He gave up eating cabbage His joints it caused to ravage |
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| Douglas | Mar 7 2018, 09:09 PM Post #3545 |
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Eli Bagshot suffered from gout And ate far too much sauerkraut He gave up eating cabbage His joints it caused to ravage Now, sadly, he can't get about. The snow caused disruption all round |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 7 2018, 09:52 PM Post #3546 |
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The snow caused disruption all round With the way it covered the ground Edited by waiting4atickle, Mar 7 2018, 09:55 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 7 2018, 09:54 PM Post #3547 |
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The snow caused disruption all round With the way it covered the ground |
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| Douglas | Mar 7 2018, 11:35 PM Post #3548 |
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The snow caused disruption all round With the way it covered the ground The drifts were so great |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 8 2018, 12:49 PM Post #3549 |
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The snow caused disruption all round With the way it covered the ground The drifts were so great We all had to wait |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 8 2018, 01:43 PM Post #3550 |
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The snow caused disruption all round With the way it covered the ground The drifts were so great We all had to wait Until we were finally found |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 8 2018, 01:47 PM Post #3551 |
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring |
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| Mobson | Mar 8 2018, 09:56 PM Post #3552 |
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing ....methinks we're entering the world of Disney!
Edited by Mobson, Mar 8 2018, 09:56 PM.
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| May-Cee | Mar 8 2018, 11:48 PM Post #3553 |
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing... Stravinsky was "Rite" |
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| Mobson | Mar 9 2018, 01:22 AM Post #3554 |
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing... Stravinsky was "Rite" As high as a Kite |
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| Douglas | Mar 9 2018, 11:58 AM Post #3555 |
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March came, and it was welcoming Spring Buds sprouted & little birdies started to sing... Stravinsky was "Rite" As high as a Kite Far too soon the midges will sting. We once had a dachshund called Billy |
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| Mobson | Mar 9 2018, 12:50 PM Post #3556 |
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We once had a dachshund called Billy Who grew an enormous willy Edited by Mobson, Mar 14 2018, 06:10 PM.
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| Douglas | Mar 15 2018, 10:14 PM Post #3557 |
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We once had a dachshund called Billy Who grew an enormous willy His legs were so short |
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| Caro | Mar 15 2018, 11:00 PM Post #3558 |
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We once had a dachshund called Billy Who grew an enormous willy His legs were so short It became quite a sport |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2018, 02:40 PM Post #3559 |
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We once had a dachshund called Billy Who grew an enormous willy His legs were so short It became quite a sport Although it made Billy look silly I called my pet goldfish Dominique |
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| Douglas | Mar 16 2018, 03:50 PM Post #3560 |
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique Her intellectual skills were unique |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2018, 05:27 PM Post #3561 |
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique Her intellectual skills were unique She spoke fluent French |
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| Mobson | Mar 16 2018, 05:28 PM Post #3562 |
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique Her intellectual skills were unique Performing acrobatic moves |
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| Mobson | Mar 16 2018, 05:28 PM Post #3563 |
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Snap! |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2018, 05:41 PM Post #3564 |
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique Her intellectual skills were unique She spoke fluent French And married a tench Then retired to a pond in Mustique |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2018, 05:44 PM Post #3565 |
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique Her intellectual skills were unique Performing acrobatic moves While the audience approves |
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| Mobson | Mar 17 2018, 04:10 PM Post #3566 |
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I called my pet goldfish Dominique Her intellectual skills were unique Performing acrobatic moves While the audience approves Admiring her wonderful physique! |
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| Mobson | Mar 17 2018, 04:11 PM Post #3567 |
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Yeah, we appear to have finished both our lims' in perfect harmony!!! So its your turn to start the next one Dai
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 19 2018, 06:42 PM Post #3568 |
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That bloody snow is here again |
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| Caro | Mar 19 2018, 09:32 PM Post #3569 |
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That bloody snow is here again It must be time for it to wane |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 20 2018, 01:42 PM Post #3570 |
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That bloody snow is here again It must be time for it to wane Sun is back, snow has gone |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 20 2018, 02:01 PM Post #3571 |
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That bloody snow is here again It must be time for it to wane Sun is back, snow has gone Still I've got my woolies on |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 20 2018, 02:15 PM Post #3572 |
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That bloody snow is here again It must be time for it to wane Sun is back, snow has gone Still I've got my woolies on Suppose we'll soon have bloody rain |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 20 2018, 02:24 PM Post #3573 |
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A C of E vicar once said: |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 20 2018, 03:39 PM Post #3574 |
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A C of E vicar once said He didn't think Jesus was dead |
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| May-Cee | Mar 20 2018, 05:50 PM Post #3575 |
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A C of E vicar once said He didn't think Jesus was dead He knew his Nietzsche and Kant |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 20 2018, 09:56 PM Post #3576 |
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A C of E vicar once said He didn't think Jesus was dead He knew his Nietzsche and Kant Who both made him rant |
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| Caro | Mar 21 2018, 05:17 AM Post #3577 |
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A C of E vicar once said He didn't think Jesus was dead He knew his Nietzsche and Kant Who both made him rant "Go 'way, Immanuel and Fred." There once was a hermit in Kent Edited by Caro, Mar 21 2018, 05:18 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 21 2018, 10:56 AM Post #3578 |
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There once was a hermit in Kent Who regretted the time he had spent |
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| Mobson | Mar 21 2018, 12:48 PM Post #3579 |
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There once was a hermit in Kent Who regretted the time he had spent Living alone in a wood |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 22 2018, 01:37 PM Post #3580 |
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There once was a hermit in Kent Who regretted the time he had spent Living alone in a wood And wishing he could |
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| Douglas | Mar 22 2018, 06:36 PM Post #3581 |
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There once was a hermit in Kent Who regretted the time he had spent Living alone in a wood And wishing he could Have a house instead of his tent. There was an old fellow from Troon |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2018, 06:55 PM Post #3582 |
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There was an old fellow from Troon Who crooned to every full moon |
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| Douglas | Mar 23 2018, 01:03 AM Post #3583 |
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There was an old fellow from Troon Who crooned to every full moon But when it was new |
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| Caro | Mar 23 2018, 01:05 AM Post #3584 |
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There was an old fellow from Troon Who crooned to every full moon But when it was new He felt really blue Edited by Caro, Mar 23 2018, 01:06 AM.
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| Douglas | Mar 23 2018, 01:26 AM Post #3585 |
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There was an old fellow from Troon Who crooned to every full moon But when it was new He felt really blue And sang an appropriate tune. Another old fellow from Ayr |
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| Mobson | Mar 23 2018, 02:29 PM Post #3586 |
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Another old fellow from Ayr Decided he couldn't bear |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 23 2018, 04:25 PM Post #3587 |
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Another old fellow from Ayr Decided he couldn't bear The sound of bagpipes |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 24 2018, 02:09 PM Post #3588 |
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Another old fellow from Ayr Decided he couldn't bear The sound of bagpipes Or scented wet wipes |
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| Caro | Mar 24 2018, 09:33 PM Post #3589 |
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Another old fellow from Ayr Decided he couldn't bear The sound of bagpipes Or scented wet wipes It was either the smell or the blare. When the radio tells you the time |
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| Mobson | Mar 26 2018, 11:26 AM Post #3590 |
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When the radio tells you the time And audibly begins to chime |
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| Douglas | Mar 26 2018, 12:32 PM Post #3591 |
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When the radio tells you the time And audibly begins to chime Just turn down the sound |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 26 2018, 04:37 PM Post #3592 |
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When the radio tells you the time And audibly begins to chime Just turn down the sound Let silence abound |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 26 2018, 05:18 PM Post #3593 |
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When the radio tells you the time And audibly begins to chime Just turn down the sound Let silence abound And communicate through mime |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 26 2018, 05:40 PM Post #3594 |
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 27 2018, 02:36 PM Post #3595 |
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride Were trying to turn back the tide |
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| Douglas | Mar 27 2018, 04:28 PM Post #3596 |
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride Were trying to turn back the tide (Clearly West and not East) |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 30 2018, 04:16 PM Post #3597 |
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride Were trying to turn back the tide (Clearly West and not East) But a passing lay priest |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 31 2018, 02:11 AM Post #3598 |
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Three strapping lads from Kilbride Were trying to turn back the tide (Clearly West and not East) But a passing lay priest Shouted " don't mess with our seaside" |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 31 2018, 01:07 PM Post #3599 |
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There once was an Easter bunny |
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| May-Cee | Mar 31 2018, 01:58 PM Post #3600 |
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There once was an Easter bunny Chocolate put fear in her tummy |
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