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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 31 2018, 06:39 PM Post #3601 |
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There once was an Easter bunny Chocolate put fear in her tummy And the mad March hare |
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| May-Cee | Mar 31 2018, 10:37 PM Post #3602 |
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There once was an Easter bunny Chocolate put fear in her tummy And the mad March hare Made a point that was fair "Why do they pick on us, Mummy?" Not too fond of meat but love pork |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 1 2018, 06:52 AM Post #3603 |
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Not too fond of meat but love pork When it's tenderly cooked to the fork |
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| Mobson | Apr 1 2018, 09:45 AM Post #3604 |
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Not too fond of meat but love pork When it's tenderly cooked to the fork It melts in the mouth |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 1 2018, 10:32 AM Post #3605 |
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Not too fond of meat but love pork When it's tenderly cooked to the fork It melts in the mouth Makes its way down south |
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| May-Cee | Apr 1 2018, 06:32 PM Post #3606 |
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Not too fond of meat but love pork When it's tenderly cooked to the fork It melts in the mouth Makes its way down south I'm easily pleased, being a dork In Dublin, big Easter Parade |
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| Mobson | Apr 3 2018, 11:25 AM Post #3607 |
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Feels like there's something missing from this opening line so I've added words! In Dublin, at the big Easter Parade I saw a man kissing a young maid Edited by Mobson, Apr 3 2018, 11:27 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 3 2018, 07:01 PM Post #3608 |
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One of the rare occasions when May-Cee conforms with limerick convention and you go and change it, Mobs. I'm gonna change it some more. At the Dublin Easter Parade I saw a man kiss a young maid An Irish uprising |
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| Mobson | Apr 3 2018, 10:53 PM Post #3609 |
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Ooooooh you devil you! At the Dublin Easter Parade I saw a man kiss a young maid An Irish uprising Considered chastising Edited by Mobson, Apr 3 2018, 11:08 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 4 2018, 02:44 PM Post #3610 |
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At the Dublin Easter Parade I saw a man kiss a young maid An Irish uprising Considered chastising With a slap round the face, I'm afraid. Magnolias are starting to bloom |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 5 2018, 01:38 AM Post #3611 |
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Magnolias are starting to bloom Daffodils bedecking my room |
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| Caro | Apr 5 2018, 11:30 PM Post #3612 |
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Magnolias are starting to bloom Daffodils bedecking my room It must be your spring [not here: it's autumn, though we have had lovely summery weathery, changing today, just in time for my son coming from England for about two weeks] |
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| Douglas | Apr 5 2018, 11:51 PM Post #3613 |
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Magnolias are starting to bloom Daffodils bedecking my room It must be your spring Just hear the birds sing |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 6 2018, 12:23 AM Post #3614 |
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Magnolias are starting to bloom Daffodils bedecking my room It must be your spring Just hear the birds sing All these things will help lift the gloom. A green-fingered fellow from Kew |
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| Mobson | Apr 6 2018, 02:10 AM Post #3615 |
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A green-fingered fellow from Kew Whose name nobody really knew |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 6 2018, 04:13 PM Post #3616 |
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A green-fingered fellow from Kew Whose name nobody really knew Was made to wear gloves |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2018, 12:35 PM Post #3617 |
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A green-fingered fellow from Kew Whose name nobody really knew Was made to wear gloves When handling doves Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 7 2018, 06:01 PM.
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| Caro | Apr 7 2018, 09:56 PM Post #3618 |
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A green-fingered fellow from Kew Whose name nobody really knew Was made to wear gloves When handling doves His choice was a beautiful blue. A spiteful young woman of Nice |
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| Douglas | Apr 8 2018, 12:42 AM Post #3619 |
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A spiteful young woman of Nice Was charged with 'breach of the peace' |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2018, 01:10 AM Post #3620 |
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A spiteful young woman of Nice Was charged with 'breach of the peace' She cursed and blasphemed |
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| Douglas | Apr 9 2018, 10:24 AM Post #3621 |
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A spiteful young woman of Nice Was charged with 'breach of the peace' She cursed and blasphemed She bellowed and screamed |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2018, 02:12 PM Post #3622 |
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A spiteful young woman of Nice Was charged with 'breach of the peace' She cursed and blasphemed She bellowed and screamed Until her father shouted"cease!" Whereupon she started to cry |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2018, 06:45 PM Post #3623 |
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Whereupon she started to cry Proclaiming she wanted to die Edited by Mobson, Apr 9 2018, 06:46 PM.
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| Douglas | Apr 10 2018, 12:07 AM Post #3624 |
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Whereupon she started to cry Proclaiming she wanted to die But after a while |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 10 2018, 12:25 AM Post #3625 |
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Whereupon she started to cry Proclaiming she wanted to die But after a while She started to smile |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 17 2018, 02:35 AM Post #3626 |
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Whereupon she started to cry Proclaiming she wanted to die But after a while She started to smile Allowing her teardrops to dry |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 17 2018, 02:37 AM Post #3627 |
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A handsome young chap from the West |
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| Caro | Apr 17 2018, 03:04 AM Post #3628 |
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A handsome young chap from the West Would strut and display his fine chest |
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| May-Cee | Apr 18 2018, 12:04 PM Post #3629 |
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A handsome young chap from the West Would strut and display his fine chest A dead ringer for Dean |
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| Douglas | Apr 18 2018, 12:44 PM Post #3630 |
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A handsome young chap from the West Would strut and display his fine chest A dead ringer for Dean (Who on earth do you mean?) |
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| May-Cee | Apr 18 2018, 01:58 PM Post #3631 |
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A handsome young chap from the West Would strut and display his fine chest A dead ringer for Dean (Who on earth do you mean?) James - keep up with the rest! I myself have a bit of Moreau* It's true; we share the full-lipped feature where our mouth goes down at the edge, and makes us look moody when we're actually happy. Me and Jeanne; what can you do? |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 18 2018, 04:43 PM Post #3632 |
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I myself have a bit of Moreau Which I'm planning to auction, although |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 18 2018, 04:50 PM Post #3633 |
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I myself have a bit of Moreau Which I'm planning to auction, although She's been dead for a while |
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| Douglas | Apr 18 2018, 06:06 PM Post #3634 |
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I myself have a bit of Moreau Which I'm planning to auction, although She's been dead for a while But she really had style |
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| May-Cee | Apr 18 2018, 08:47 PM Post #3635 |
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I myself have a bit of Moreau Which I'm planning to auction, although She's been dead for a while But she really had style In Paris, the chic girl to go I'm really more Velma, "Scooby-Doo" |
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| Mobson | Apr 20 2018, 12:55 PM Post #3636 |
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I'm really more Velma, "Scooby-Doo" More Double Dutch than Kanga-roo |
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| Caro | Apr 20 2018, 10:18 PM Post #3637 |
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I'm really more Velma, "Scooby-Doo" More Double Dutch than Kanga-roo A bit of a comic |
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| Douglas | Apr 20 2018, 11:30 PM Post #3638 |
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I'm really more Velma, "Scooby-Doo" More Double Dutch than Kanga-roo A bit of a comic In need of a tonic |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 21 2018, 12:54 AM Post #3639 |
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I'm really more Velma, "Scooby-Doo" More Double Dutch than Kanga-roo A bit of a comic In need of a tonic I think I'll opt for a vindaloo. There was an old woman of Wapping |
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| Mobson | Apr 21 2018, 03:21 AM Post #3640 |
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There was an old woman of Wapping With a penchant for internet shopping Edited by Mobson, Apr 21 2018, 03:22 AM.
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| Douglas | Apr 21 2018, 09:54 AM Post #3641 |
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There was an old woman of Wapping With a penchant for internet shopping She preferred her lap-top |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 23 2018, 02:18 AM Post #3642 |
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There was an old woman of Wapping With a penchant for internet shopping She preferred her lap-top To the local poiund shop |
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| Douglas | Apr 23 2018, 10:06 AM Post #3643 |
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There was an old woman of Wapping With a penchant for internet shopping She preferred her lap-top To the local pound shop I don't think she'll ever be stopping. An indigent cleric from Ealing |
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| Mobson | Apr 23 2018, 10:10 AM Post #3644 |
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An indigent cleric from Ealing Tried making himself more appealing |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 23 2018, 11:17 AM Post #3645 |
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An indigent cleric from Ealing Tried making himself more appealing By wearing a hat |
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| Douglas | Apr 23 2018, 12:14 PM Post #3646 |
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An indigent cleric from Ealing Tried making himself more appealing By wearing a hat And a flashy cravat |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 23 2018, 12:33 PM Post #3647 |
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An indigent cleric from Ealing Tried making himself more appealing By wearing a hat And a flashy cravat As on his bike he went freewheeling |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 23 2018, 12:46 PM Post #3648 |
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A gentleman farmer from Leigh |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 23 2018, 01:48 PM Post #3649 |
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A gentleman farmer from Leigh (Near Manchester, not Leigh-on-Sea) |
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| Douglas | Apr 23 2018, 04:34 PM Post #3650 |
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A gentleman farmer from Leigh (Near Manchester, not Leigh-on-Sea) Grew acres of sprouts |
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| Mobson | Apr 24 2018, 12:58 AM Post #3651 |
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A gentleman farmer from Leigh (Near Manchester, not Leigh-on-Sea) Grew acres of sprouts Along with doubts |
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| Caro | Apr 25 2018, 02:52 AM Post #3652 |
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A gentleman farmer from Leigh (Near Manchester, not Leigh-on-Sea) Grew acres of sprouts Along with doubts But the cash from them gave him much glee. A young girl who suffered from hives |
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| Mobson | Apr 25 2018, 09:10 AM Post #3653 |
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A young girl who suffered from hives Brought on by an allergy to chives |
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| Douglas | Apr 25 2018, 10:22 AM Post #3654 |
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A young girl who suffered from hives Brought on by an allergy to chives When offered a diet |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 25 2018, 11:31 AM Post #3655 |
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A young girl who suffered from hives Brought on by an allergy to chives When offered a diet She said "Oh,be quiet!" |
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| Mobson | Apr 26 2018, 10:06 AM Post #3656 |
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A young girl who suffered from hives Brought on by an allergy to chives When offered a diet She said "Oh,be quiet!" "Don't interfere in other peoples lives" |
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| Mobson | Apr 26 2018, 10:09 AM Post #3657 |
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There was an old man from Peru |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 26 2018, 11:19 AM Post #3658 |
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There was an old man from Peru Who climbed mountains to look at the view (Grace-3 is in Peru at the moment) |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 26 2018, 11:31 AM Post #3659 |
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There was an old man from Peru Who climbed mountains to look at the view But all he could see |
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| Mobson | Apr 29 2018, 10:27 AM Post #3660 |
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Grace-3...that's cool ticks... There was an old man from Peru Who climbed mountains to look at the view But all he could see From his tiny teepee |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 29 2018, 03:59 PM Post #3661 |
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There was an old man from Peru Who climbed mountains to look at the view But all he could see From his tiny teepee Was a flock of pink cockatoo A deep sea diver from Norwich |
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| Mobson | Apr 30 2018, 10:27 AM Post #3662 |
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A deep sea diver from Norwich Stayed healthy eating porridge |
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| Douglas | Apr 30 2018, 11:10 AM Post #3663 |
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A deep sea diver from Norwich Stayed healthy eating porridge He made it with salt |
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| Mobson | Apr 30 2018, 12:39 PM Post #3664 |
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A deep sea diver from Norwich Stayed healthy eating porridge He made it with salt T'was how he was taught |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 30 2018, 02:13 PM Post #3665 |
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A deep sea diver from Norwich Stayed healthy eating porridge He made it with salt T'was how he was taught Also it's better than forage |
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| Mobson | May 1 2018, 09:35 AM Post #3666 |
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Waiting for a line Dai... |
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| dai Cottomy | May 1 2018, 03:31 PM Post #3667 |
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I think that I'm a lucky guy |
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| Douglas | May 1 2018, 05:51 PM Post #3668 |
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I think that I'm a lucky guy Not just 'cos I'm called 'dai' |
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| Mobson | May 2 2018, 12:02 PM Post #3669 |
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I think that I'm a lucky guy Not just 'cos I'm called 'dai' Life's been good |
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| dai Cottomy | May 2 2018, 01:15 PM Post #3670 |
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I think that I'm a lucky guy Not just 'cos I'm called 'dai' Life's been good (I'd better touch wood) Edited by dai Cottomy, May 2 2018, 05:17 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 2 2018, 05:06 PM Post #3671 |
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I think that I'm a lucky guy Not just 'cos I'm called 'dai' Life's been good (I'd better touch wood) Now I'm off for a pint 'cos I'm dry Edited by dai Cottomy, May 2 2018, 05:17 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 2 2018, 05:16 PM Post #3672 |
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A pusillaminous person from Deal |
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| Caro | May 3 2018, 12:44 AM Post #3673 |
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A pusillaminous person from Deal Was afraid to go out for a meal |
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| Mobson | May 3 2018, 12:41 PM Post #3674 |
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A pusillaminous person from Deal Was afraid to go out for a meal So he never ate out |
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| dai Cottomy | May 4 2018, 09:47 AM Post #3675 |
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A pusillaminous person from Deal Was afraid to go out for a meal So he never ate out Lived on turnips and stout |
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| Douglas | May 4 2018, 11:37 AM Post #3676 |
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A pusillaminous person from Deal Was afraid to go out for a meal So he never ate out Lived on turnips and stout Even though that was hardly ideal. There was an old man from Devizes |
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| Mobson | May 5 2018, 09:49 AM Post #3677 |
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There was an old man from Devizes Who was having to attend the Assizes |
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| Caro | May 7 2018, 05:17 AM Post #3678 |
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There was an old man from Devizes Who was having to attend the Assizes He travelled the route |
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| Mobson | May 7 2018, 09:12 AM Post #3679 |
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There was an old man from Devizes Who was having to attend the Assizes He travelled the route Whilst playing his flute Edited by Mobson, May 7 2018, 09:13 AM.
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| Caro | May 8 2018, 11:03 PM Post #3680 |
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There was an old man from Devizes Who was having to attend the Assizes He travelled the route Whilst playing his flute "But I've gone off the road," he relizes. (realises) A lady obsessed by romance |
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| Douglas | May 8 2018, 11:54 PM Post #3681 |
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A lady obsessed by romance Was trying her luck while in France |
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| waiting4atickle | May 9 2018, 12:18 AM Post #3682 |
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A lady obsessed by romance Was trying her luck while in France She met a trendsetter |
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| Douglas | May 9 2018, 07:52 AM Post #3683 |
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A lady obsessed by romance Was trying her luck while in France She met a trendsetter Who thought he knew better |
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| Mobson | May 9 2018, 01:47 PM Post #3684 |
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A lady obsessed by romance Was trying her luck while in France She met a trendsetter Who thought he knew better But she threw him completely off balance! |
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| Mobson | May 9 2018, 01:48 PM Post #3685 |
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When Helene gave birth to quads |
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| dai Cottomy | May 9 2018, 04:55 PM Post #3686 |
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When Helene gave birth to quads The first thing she said was"ye gods!" Edited by dai Cottomy, May 9 2018, 04:56 PM.
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| Douglas | May 9 2018, 05:33 PM Post #3687 |
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When Helene gave birth to quads The first thing she said was"ye gods!" "If it had only been two |
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| Mobson | May 9 2018, 06:05 PM Post #3688 |
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When Helene gave birth to quads The first thing she said was"ye gods!" "If it had only been two I'd know what to do" Edited by Mobson, May 9 2018, 06:06 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | May 9 2018, 09:29 PM Post #3689 |
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When Helene gave birth to quads The first thing she said was"ye gods!" "If it had only been two I'd know what to do But with four I don't fancy the odds." The midwife was all in a tizzy |
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| Caro | May 9 2018, 10:20 PM Post #3690 |
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The midwife was all in a tizzy Her life was incredibly busy |
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| Douglas | May 10 2018, 12:56 AM Post #3691 |
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The midwife was all in a tizzy Her life was incredibly busy What with this one and that |
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2018, 03:23 PM Post #3692 |
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The midwife was all in a tizzy Her life was incredibly busy What with this one and that She put on her hat |
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| Douglas | May 10 2018, 03:41 PM Post #3693 |
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The midwife was all in a tizzy Her life was incredibly busy What with this one and that She put on her hat And said that the stress made her dizzy. As she cycled away on her bike Edited by Douglas, May 10 2018, 03:42 PM.
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| Mobson | May 10 2018, 10:53 PM Post #3694 |
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As she cycled away on her bike She knew she was in for a hike |
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| Douglas | May 10 2018, 11:22 PM Post #3695 |
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As she cycled away on her bike She knew she was in for a hike The hills were so steep |
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| dai Cottomy | May 11 2018, 04:16 PM Post #3696 |
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As she cycled away on her bike She knew she was in for a hike The hills were so steep She began to weep |
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| Douglas | May 11 2018, 06:04 PM Post #3697 |
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As she cycled away on her bike She knew she was in for a hike The hills were so steep She began to weep For her feelings had turned to dislike. She decided she'd buy a wee car |
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| Caro | May 12 2018, 06:00 AM Post #3698 |
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She decided she'd buy a wee car That would take her both nearby and far |
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| Mobson | May 14 2018, 10:59 AM Post #3699 |
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She decided she'd buy a wee car That would take her both nearby and far A driving test first |
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| Douglas | May 14 2018, 05:57 PM Post #3700 |
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She decided she'd buy a wee car That would take her both nearby and far A driving test first But then a tyre burst |
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