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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 01:08 AM Post #3701 |
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She decided she'd buy a wee car That would take her both nearby and far A driving test first But then a tyre burst On the way to Lloret de Mar |
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| Mobson | May 15 2018, 09:49 AM Post #3702 |
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Waiting on Mr Dai!
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| waiting4atickle | May 15 2018, 10:14 AM Post #3703 |
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We were waiting on Mr Dai No answer came the stern reply |
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 11:06 AM Post #3704 |
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We were waiting on Mr Dai No answer came the stern reply He's gone to a retreat |
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| Douglas | May 15 2018, 11:31 AM Post #3705 |
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We were waiting on Mr Dai No answer came the stern reply He's gone to a retreat In someone's country seat |
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| Mobson | May 15 2018, 11:45 AM Post #3706 |
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We were waiting on Mr Dai No answer came the stern reply He's gone to a retreat In someone's country seat So didn't have time to say goodbye When he returns to the fold |
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| waiting4atickle | May 15 2018, 01:25 PM Post #3707 |
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When he returns to the fold He'll doubtless be dripping with gold |
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| Douglas | May 15 2018, 04:44 PM Post #3708 |
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When he returns to the fold He'll doubtless be dripping with gold Unless I'm mistaken |
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| Mobson | May 15 2018, 04:50 PM Post #3709 |
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When he returns to the fold He'll doubtless be dripping with gold Unless I'm mistaken We'll not be forsaken |
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 05:10 PM Post #3710 |
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When he returns to the fold He'll doubtless be dripping with gold Unless I'm mistaken We'll not be forsaken He can't get away he's too old |
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 05:14 PM Post #3711 |
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Let's focus on somebody new |
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| waiting4atickle | May 15 2018, 05:18 PM Post #3712 |
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Let's focus on somebody new Like that woman who lived in a shoe |
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| Douglas | May 15 2018, 05:18 PM Post #3713 |
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Let's focus on somebody new Like that woman who lived in a shoe Did she live a good life Edited by Douglas, May 15 2018, 05:20 PM.
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| Caro | May 16 2018, 06:00 AM Post #3714 |
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She decided she'd buy a wee car That would take her both nearby and far A driving test first But then a tyre burst Leaving the road covered in tar. A bonny wee lass called Maree |
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| Mobson | May 16 2018, 10:35 AM Post #3715 |
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Oh ho! turn of page Caro? We've finished that one but lets do your first line after eh everybody? Let's focus on somebody new Like that woman who lived in a shoe Did she live a good life? Did she make a good wife? Edited by Mobson, May 16 2018, 10:36 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 16 2018, 01:05 PM Post #3716 |
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Let's focus on somebody new Like that woman who lived in a shoe Did she live a good life? Did she make a good wife? I wouldn't bet on it, would you? |
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| dai Cottomy | May 16 2018, 01:13 PM Post #3717 |
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A bonny wee lass called Maree |
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| waiting4atickle | May 16 2018, 01:48 PM Post #3718 |
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A bonny wee lass called Maree Who planned to go out on the spree |
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| Douglas | May 16 2018, 09:06 PM Post #3719 |
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A bonny wee lass called Maree Who planned to go out on the spree She dressed in her best |
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| Mobson | May 17 2018, 12:20 PM Post #3720 |
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A bonny wee lass called Maree Who planned to go out on the spree She dressed in her best Diamonds at her breast |
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| dai Cottomy | May 18 2018, 03:00 PM Post #3721 |
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A bonny wee lass called Maree Who planned to go out on the spree She dressed in her best Diamonds at her breast Danced with delight and shouted "I'm free!" |
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| dai Cottomy | May 18 2018, 03:05 PM Post #3722 |
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A French notaire called Monsieur Beaucaire |
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| Douglas | May 18 2018, 03:28 PM Post #3723 |
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A French notaire called Monsieur Beaucaire Was once involved in a sordid affair |
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| dai Cottomy | May 18 2018, 11:55 PM Post #3724 |
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A French notaire called Monsieur Beaucaire Was once involved in a sordid affair Involving a nanny |
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| Mobson | May 19 2018, 12:44 AM Post #3725 |
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A French notaire called Monsieur Beaucaire Was once involved in a sordid affair Involving a nanny Appropriately named Fanny |
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| dai Cottomy | May 22 2018, 11:06 AM Post #3726 |
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A French notaire called Monsieur Beaucaire Was once involved in a sordid affair Involving a nanny Appropriately named Fanny Who drove him to the depths of despair |
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| dai Cottomy | May 22 2018, 11:08 AM Post #3727 |
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The once was a goldfish called Cleo |
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| Mobson | May 22 2018, 11:51 AM Post #3728 |
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The once was a goldfish called Cleo Who fancied a guppy called Theo |
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| Douglas | May 22 2018, 11:52 AM Post #3729 |
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The once was a goldfish called Cleo Who fancied a guppy called Theo Though in separate tanks Edited by Douglas, May 22 2018, 11:54 AM.
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| Mobson | May 22 2018, 10:35 PM Post #3730 |
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The once was a goldfish called Cleo Who fancied a guppy called Theo Though in separate tanks On a sideboard at Franks |
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| Caro | May 23 2018, 12:43 AM Post #3731 |
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The once was a goldfish called Cleo Who fancied a guppy called Theo Though in separate tanks On a sideboard at Franks They managed to bring forth a Leo. The trees and the bees come in spring |
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| waiting4atickle | May 23 2018, 01:59 AM Post #3732 |
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The trees and the bees come in spring With the flowers and that kind of thing |
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| Mobson | May 23 2018, 11:25 AM Post #3733 |
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The trees and the bees come in spring With the flowers and that kind of thing But now summer's here Edited by Mobson, May 23 2018, 11:26 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 23 2018, 01:15 PM Post #3734 |
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The trees and the bees come in spring With the flowers and that kind of thing But now summer's here Let's have a cool beer |
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| waiting4atickle | May 23 2018, 02:15 PM Post #3735 |
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The trees and the bees come in spring With the flowers and that kind of thing But now summer's here Let's have a cool beer And hope that the bees do not sting. The pub garden's a good place to be |
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| Mobson | May 24 2018, 03:23 AM Post #3736 |
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The pub garden's a good place to be Especially if overlooking the sea |
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| Douglas | May 24 2018, 11:22 AM Post #3737 |
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The pub garden's a good place to be Especially if overlooking the sea But the gulls are a pest |
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| Caro | May 25 2018, 05:20 AM Post #3738 |
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The pub garden's a good place to be Especially if overlooking the sea But the gulls are a pest When you're dressed in your best |
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| Mobson | May 26 2018, 11:03 AM Post #3739 |
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The pub garden's a good place to be Especially if overlooking the sea But the gulls are a pest When you're dressed in your best So best wear jeans and a 'tee' |
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| Mobson | May 26 2018, 11:05 AM Post #3740 |
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We're expecting a scorcher on Sunday |
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| Douglas | May 26 2018, 11:42 AM Post #3741 |
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We're expecting a scorcher on Sunday And with luck it will last until Monday |
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| waiting4atickle | May 26 2018, 01:35 PM Post #3742 |
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We're expecting a scorcher on Sunday And with luck it will last until Monday I hear there'll be thunder |
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| Douglas | May 26 2018, 05:24 PM Post #3743 |
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We're expecting a scorcher on Sunday And with luck it will last until Monday I hear there'll be thunder But just where, I wonder |
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| Caro | May 30 2018, 11:55 PM Post #3744 |
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We're expecting a scorcher on Sunday And with luck it will last until Monday I hear there'll be thunder But just where, I wonder Whatever, it sounds like a fun day. The first ice on the roads here today |
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| Douglas | May 31 2018, 12:54 AM Post #3745 |
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The first ice on the roads here today That's not what you'll find up this way |
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| dai Cottomy | May 31 2018, 10:59 AM Post #3746 |
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The first ice on the roads here today That's not what you'll find up this way It's warm and quite wet |
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| waiting4atickle | May 31 2018, 09:00 PM Post #3747 |
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The first ice on the roads here today That's not what you'll find up this way It's warm and quite wet But there's no need to fret |
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| Douglas | May 31 2018, 09:51 PM Post #3748 |
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The first ice on the roads here today That's not what you'll find up this way It's warm and quite wet But there's no need to fret For it's only the last day of May. We can hope for fine weather in June |
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| Mobson | May 31 2018, 11:31 PM Post #3749 |
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We can hope for fine weather in June When the heat makes you sweat or swoon |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 4 2018, 01:15 PM Post #3750 |
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We can hope for fine weather in June When the heat makes you sweat or swoon But will it be dry |
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| Caro | Jun 5 2018, 12:21 AM Post #3751 |
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We can hope for fine weather in June When the heat makes you sweat or swoon But will it be dry Or just make us cry |
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| Douglas | Jun 5 2018, 12:40 AM Post #3752 |
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We can hope for fine weather in June When the heat makes you sweat or swoon But will it be dry Or just make us cry We'll find that out all too soon. it's not long now till the longest day |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 5 2018, 01:24 AM Post #3753 |
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It's not long now till the longest day But don't expect any overtime pay |
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| Douglas | Jun 5 2018, 01:30 PM Post #3754 |
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It's not long now till the longest day But don't expect any overtime pay And whatever you do |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 5 2018, 01:53 PM Post #3755 |
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It's not long now till the longest day But don't expect any overtime pay And whatever you do Don't start sniffing glue |
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| Mobson | Jun 8 2018, 09:27 AM Post #3756 |
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It's not long now till the longest day But don't expect any overtime pay And whatever you do Don't start sniffing glue Whatever you do!!! |
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| Mobson | Jun 8 2018, 09:30 AM Post #3757 |
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The Aussie's are here to play cricket |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 8 2018, 10:21 AM Post #3758 |
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The Aussie's are here to play cricket So we'll have to doctor the wicket |
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| Douglas | Jun 8 2018, 12:01 PM Post #3759 |
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The Aussie's are here to play cricket So we'll have to doctor the wicket If we don't get it right |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 8 2018, 08:23 PM Post #3760 |
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The Aussie's are here to play cricket So we'll have to doctor the wicket If we don't get it right They'll set it alight |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 10 2018, 04:22 PM Post #3761 |
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The Aussie's are here to play cricket So we'll have to doctor the wicket If we don't get it right They'll set it alight And hit the ball into the thicket In this warm weather, I keep wishing |
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| Mobson | Jun 11 2018, 05:57 PM Post #3762 |
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In this warm weather, I keep wishing I could just sod off and go fishing Edited by Mobson, Jun 11 2018, 05:58 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 11 2018, 06:06 PM Post #3763 |
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In this warm weather, I keep wishing I could just sod off and go fishing But there's work to be done |
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| Mobson | Jun 11 2018, 06:08 PM Post #3764 |
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In this warm weather, I keep wishing I could just sod off and go fishing But there's work to be done Which becomes before fun |
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| May-Cee | Jun 12 2018, 02:46 PM Post #3765 |
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In this warm weather, I keep wishing I could just sod off and go fishing But there's work to be done Which comes before fun Especially if you've no pot to pish in Guess what, it's Bloomsday on Sat! |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 12 2018, 04:13 PM Post #3766 |
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Guess what, it's Bloomsday on Sat! Perhaps Molly will get a new hat |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 12 2018, 09:05 PM Post #3767 |
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Guess what, it's Bloomsday on Sat! Perhaps Molly will get a new hat You've lost me, I fear |
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| Douglas | Jun 12 2018, 09:26 PM Post #3768 |
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Guess what, it's Bloomsday on Sat! Perhaps Molly will get a new hat You've lost me, I fear. It's James Joyce, my dear. |
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| May-Cee | Jun 12 2018, 10:16 PM Post #3769 |
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Guess what, it's Bloomsday on Sat! Perhaps Molly will get a new hat You've lost me, I fear It's James Joyce, my dear As a Celt, Doug knows what's what As a Dubliner, I get up to my tricks |
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| Mobson | Jun 12 2018, 10:18 PM Post #3770 |
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Guess what, it's Bloomsday on Sat! Perhaps Molly will get a new hat You've lost me, I fear. It's James Joyce, my dear Well I for one certainly knew that! Edited by Mobson, Jun 12 2018, 10:18 PM.
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| Mobson | Jun 12 2018, 10:22 PM Post #3771 |
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An Irish novelist, short-story writer & poet
Edited by Mobson, Jun 12 2018, 10:22 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 12 2018, 10:22 PM Post #3772 |
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As a Dubliner, I get up to my tricks And write very weird limericks |
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| Mobson | Jun 12 2018, 10:24 PM Post #3773 |
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Weird happenings here! JJ's ghost at work!? ๐ป |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 12 2018, 10:26 PM Post #3774 |
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| May-Cee | Jun 12 2018, 10:44 PM Post #3775 |
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Yep, folks! I'm writing in Dublin - and the ghost of yer man is playing tricks through my fingertips, in this the Bloomsday week! |
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| May-Cee | Jun 13 2018, 12:43 AM Post #3776 |
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As a Dubliner, I get up to my tricks And write very weird limericks The ghost of Le Fanu |
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| Mobson | Jun 13 2018, 02:15 PM Post #3777 |
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As a Dubliner, I get up to my tricks And write very weird limericks The ghost of Le Fanu Of whom there were few |
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| May-Cee | Jun 14 2018, 04:59 PM Post #3778 |
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As a Dubliner, I get up to my tricks And write very weird limericks The ghost of Le Fanu Of whom there were few I will haunt anyone calls us Micks! Talking of which... (That ain't the first line!) I'm just after sorting my grave spot |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 15 2018, 05:55 PM Post #3779 |
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I'm just after sorting my grave spot Tho' it don't really matter one jot |
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| Caro | Jun 15 2018, 11:23 PM Post #3780 |
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I'm just after sorting my grave spot Tho' it don't really matter one jot I'll be dead I sure hope |
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| Mobson | Jun 16 2018, 04:36 AM Post #3781 |
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I'm just after sorting my grave spot Tho' it don't really matter one jot I'll be dead I sure hope Leaving others to cope Edited by Mobson, Jun 16 2018, 04:36 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 16 2018, 11:14 AM Post #3782 |
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I'm just after sorting my grave spot Tho' it don't really matter one jot I'll be dead I sure hope Leaving others to cope While I go off to somewhere quite hot |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 16 2018, 11:27 AM Post #3783 |
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Doctor Faust sold his soul to Old Nick |
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| Mobson | Jun 16 2018, 12:10 PM Post #3784 |
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Doctor Faust sold his soul to Old Nick Yes Doctor Faust, the devil did trick |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 17 2018, 02:07 PM Post #3785 |
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Doctor Faust sold his soul to Old Nick Yes Doctor Faust, the devil did trick But after a while |
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| Caro | Jun 18 2018, 01:49 AM Post #3786 |
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Doctor Faust sold his soul to Old Nick Yes Doctor Faust, the devil did trick But after a while With a satanic smile |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 18 2018, 11:17 AM Post #3787 |
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Doctor Faust sold his soul to Old Nick Yes Doctor Faust, the devil did trick But after a while With a satanic smile The devil smote Faust with his stick |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 18 2018, 11:22 AM Post #3788 |
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A data controller from Hants |
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| Caro | Jun 19 2018, 12:16 AM Post #3789 |
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A data controller from Hants Was prone to respond with strong rants |
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| Mobson | Jun 19 2018, 01:28 AM Post #3790 |
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A data controller from Hants Was prone to respond with strong rants To cool his distemper |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 29 2018, 01:04 PM Post #3791 |
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A data controller from Hants Was prone to respond with strong rants To cool his distemper And calm his temper |
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| Caro | Jun 29 2018, 10:06 PM Post #3792 |
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A data controller from Hants Was prone to respond with strong rants To cool his distemper And calm his temper They put cooling gel down in his pants. A dancer got down on her knees |
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| Douglas | Jun 29 2018, 10:15 PM Post #3793 |
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A dancer got down on her knees She was only trying to please |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 3 2018, 11:36 AM Post #3794 |
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A dancer got down on her knees She was only trying to please While she was down there |
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| Douglas | Jul 3 2018, 12:06 PM Post #3795 |
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A dancer got down on her knees She was only trying to please While she was down there She uttered a prayer |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 6 2018, 12:02 PM Post #3796 |
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A dancer got down on her knees She was only trying to please While she was down there She uttered a prayer To be delivered from a fatal disease |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 6 2018, 12:05 PM Post #3797 |
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There was an old man from Peru |
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| Douglas | Jul 6 2018, 12:46 PM Post #3798 |
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There was an old man from Peru Who never knew quite what to do |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 6 2018, 01:01 PM Post #3799 |
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There was an old man from Peru Who never knew quite what to do He shillied and shallied |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 6 2018, 03:16 PM Post #3800 |
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There was an old man from Peru Who never knew quite what to do He shillied and shallied Dillied and dallied |
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