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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 16 2012, 01:32 PM Post #301 |
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In Tonga the boat's skipper was dead They found him demised in his bed His toes pointing North |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 16 2012, 04:46 PM Post #302 |
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In Tonga the boat's skipper was dead They found him demised in his bed His toes pointing North His ghost sallied forth |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 16 2012, 11:12 PM Post #303 |
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In Tonga the boat's skipper was dead They found him demised in his bed His toes pointing North His ghost sallied forth And filled the crew members with dread. The feta was fest'ring in the fridge |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 17 2012, 11:33 AM Post #304 |
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The feta was fest'ring in the fridge And the captain was not on the bridge |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 17 2012, 12:15 PM Post #305 |
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The feta was fest'ring in the fridge And the captain was not on the bridge He was in the galley |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 17 2012, 03:56 PM Post #306 |
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The feta was fest'ring in the fridge And the captain was not on the bridge He was in the galley With the cabin maid, Sally |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 17 2012, 04:30 PM Post #307 |
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The feta was fest'ring in the fridge And the captain was not on the bridge He was in the galley With the cabin maid, Sally Scoffing cold beer and a sandwich When they'd finished they felt a bit frisky Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 17 2012, 04:32 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 18 2012, 01:39 AM Post #308 |
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When they'd finished they felt a bit frisky So they got stuck into the whiskey |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 18 2012, 06:07 PM Post #309 |
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When they'd finished they felt a bit frisky So they got stuck into the whiskey It had good effects Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 18 2012, 06:07 PM.
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| Mobson | Nov 18 2012, 10:19 PM Post #310 |
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When they'd finished they felt a bit frisky So they got stuck into the whiskey It had good effects (which means lots of sex) |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 19 2012, 12:20 AM Post #311 |
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When they'd finished they felt a bit frisky So they got stuck into the whiskey It had good effects (which means lots of sex) Tho' some of their antics were risky. Be careful in the bordello |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2012, 12:21 AM Post #312 |
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When they'd finished they felt a bit frisky So they got stuck into the whiskey It had good effects (which means lots of sex) But turned out to be rather risky. After a while, the ship struck a rock |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2012, 12:25 AM Post #313 |
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Be careful in the bordello You might end up with a fellow |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 19 2012, 12:26 AM Post #314 |
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Be careful in the bordello You might end up with a fellow But play your cards right |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2012, 12:39 AM Post #315 |
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Be careful in the bordello You might end up with a fellow But play your cards right With luck he just might |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 19 2012, 12:50 AM Post #316 |
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Be careful in the bordello You might end up with a fellow But play your cards right With luck he just might Let you have a pluck on his cello. He sat down and played his guitar |
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| Caro | Nov 19 2012, 04:53 AM Post #317 |
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He sat down and played his guitar And made it sound like a sitar |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 19 2012, 04:24 PM Post #318 |
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He sat down and played his guitar And made it sound like a sitar Like George Harrison for sure |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2012, 04:30 PM Post #319 |
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He sat down and played his guitar And made it sound like a sitar Like George Harrison for sure Its tone was sweet and pure |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 20 2012, 02:05 AM Post #320 |
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He sat down and played his guitar And made it sound like a sitar Like George Harrison for sure Its tone was sweet and pure Although just a little bizarre. If you meet a tiger with toothache |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2012, 02:12 AM Post #321 |
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If you meet a tiger with toothache Try feeding it a piece of rump steak |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 20 2012, 02:13 AM Post #322 |
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If you meet a tiger with toothache Try feeding it a piece of rump steak But whatever you do |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2012, 02:22 AM Post #323 |
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If you meet a tiger with toothache Try feeding it a piece of rump steak But whatever you do Don't let him eat you |
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| Caro | Nov 20 2012, 05:01 AM Post #324 |
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If you meet a tiger with toothache Try feeding it a piece of rump steak But whatever you do Don't let him eat you Unless you're cut up in a cake. Even then, it might hurt his poor tum |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 20 2012, 11:29 AM Post #325 |
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Even then, it might hurt his poor tum And think what it might do to his bum |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2012, 12:39 PM Post #326 |
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Even then, it might hurt his poor tum And think what it might do to his bum It might give him piles |
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| tafkaj | Nov 20 2012, 03:24 PM Post #327 |
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Even then, it might hurt his poor tum, And think what it might do to his bum; It might give him piles, Not welcoming smiles, |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2012, 04:15 PM Post #328 |
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Even then, it might hurt his poor tum, And think what it might do to his bum; It might give him piles, Not welcoming smiles, And even make his willy go numb Be kind to our four footed friends |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 20 2012, 10:35 PM Post #329 |
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Be kind to our four footed friends When they do what nature intends |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 21 2012, 12:18 AM Post #330 |
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Be kind to our four footed friends When they do what nature intends Companions to Man |
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| Caro | Nov 21 2012, 05:48 AM Post #331 |
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Be kind to our four footed friends When they do what nature intends Companions to Man Part of the clan |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 23 2012, 02:34 PM Post #332 |
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Be kind to our four footed friends When they do what nature intends Companions to Man Part of the clan As partners, our soul they do cleanse. The big bubble will burst before long |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 23 2012, 07:05 PM Post #333 |
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The big bubble will burst before long When poked with the point of a prong |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 24 2012, 12:23 PM Post #334 |
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The big bubble will burst before long When poked with the point of a prong The noise it will make |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 24 2012, 12:33 PM Post #335 |
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The big bubble will burst before long When poked with the point of a prong The noise it will make Is certain to shake |
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| Mobson | Nov 25 2012, 09:40 PM Post #336 |
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The big bubble will burst before long When poked with the point of a prong The noise it will make Is certain to shake Every building from here to Hong Kong Edited by Mobson, Nov 25 2012, 09:41 PM.
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| Mobson | Nov 25 2012, 09:44 PM Post #337 |
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What a catastrophe that would be |
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| Mobson | Nov 25 2012, 09:46 PM Post #338 |
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What a catastrophe that would be Edited by Mobson, Nov 25 2012, 09:47 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 26 2012, 11:25 AM Post #339 |
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What a catastrophe that would be, To discover you've run out of tea |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 26 2012, 04:21 PM Post #340 |
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What a catastrophe that would be, To discover you've run out of tea. No morning brew |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 26 2012, 06:32 PM Post #341 |
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What a catastrophe that would be, To discover you've run out of tea. No morning brew, Just what would you do? |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 27 2012, 08:26 PM Post #342 |
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What a catastrophe that would be, To discover you've run out of tea. No morning brew, Just what would you do? She won't blame herself, she blames ME! A soft-hearted man from South Shields |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 28 2012, 12:03 AM Post #343 |
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A soft-hearted man from South Shields Took his girl for a walk in the fields |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 28 2012, 12:28 AM Post #344 |
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A soft-hearted man from South Shields Took his girl for a walk in the fields Behind the ears he kissed her |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 28 2012, 11:28 AM Post #345 |
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A soft-hearted man from South Shields Took his girl for a walk in the fields Behind the ears he kissed her And wished it was her sister |
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| Mobson | Nov 28 2012, 12:12 PM Post #346 |
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A soft-hearted man from South Shields Took his girl for a walk in the fields Behind the ears he kissed her And wished it was her sister But usually a sister never yields |
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| Mobson | Nov 28 2012, 12:14 PM Post #347 |
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Whilst walking her up to the Alter |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 28 2012, 05:08 PM Post #348 |
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Whilst walking her up to the Alter The bride's Dad was beginning to falter |
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| Mobson | Nov 28 2012, 05:47 PM Post #349 |
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Whilst walking her up to the Alter The bride's Dad was beginning to falter Was this really the time |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 28 2012, 11:59 PM Post #350 |
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Whilst walking her up to the Alter The bride's Dad was beginning to falter Was this really the time For these partners in crime |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 29 2012, 12:47 PM Post #351 |
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Whilst walking her up to the Alter The bride's Dad was beginning to falter Was this really the time For these partners in crime To be doing things they didn't oughta! The bride was a blonde, name of Sharon |
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| Mobson | Nov 29 2012, 06:38 PM Post #352 |
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The bride was a blonde, name of Sharon The groom was a fully-fledged Baron |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 29 2012, 10:42 PM Post #353 |
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The bride was a blonde, name of Sharon The groom was a fully-fledged Baron And by some kind of fluke |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 30 2012, 05:17 PM Post #354 |
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The bride was a blonde, name of Sharon The groom was a fully-fledged Baron And by some kind of fluke Got promoted to 'Duke' |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 30 2012, 08:13 PM Post #355 |
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The bride was a blonde, name of Sharon The groom was a fully-fledged Baron And by some kind of fluke Got promoted to 'Duke' Then ran off with the chambermaid, Karen. If you keep the place spick and span |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 1 2012, 12:03 PM Post #356 |
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If you keep the place spick and span Then please don't invite dear old Stan |
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| tafkaj | Dec 1 2012, 01:07 PM Post #357 |
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If you keep the place spick and span Then please don't invite dear old Stan; His personal hygiene |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 1 2012, 09:55 PM Post #358 |
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If you keep the place spick and span Then please don't invite dear old Stan; His personal hygiene Is close to obscene |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 2 2012, 12:15 AM Post #359 |
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If you keep the place spick and span Then please don't invite dear old Stan; His personal hygiene Is close to obscene He's a very dirty old man. The old lady needs a new guv'nor |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 2 2012, 11:23 AM Post #360 |
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The old lady needs a new guv'nor Mark Carney will shut the stable door |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 2 2012, 12:38 PM Post #361 |
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The old lady needs a new guv'nor Mark Carney will shut the stable door The money tree has no more fruit |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 3 2012, 06:03 PM Post #362 |
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The old lady needs a new guv'nor Mark Carney will shut the stable door The money tree has no more fruit Money lenders are drunk as a newt |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 3 2012, 07:06 PM Post #363 |
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The old lady needs a new guv'nor Mark Carney will shut the stable door The money tree has no more fruit Money lenders are drunk as a newt And if this is a limerick, I'm a south'ner. Once more unto the breach they went |
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| Mobson | Dec 4 2012, 11:59 AM Post #364 |
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Once more unto the breach they went Although exhausted and utterly spent |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 4 2012, 12:08 PM Post #365 |
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Once more unto the breach they went Although exhausted and utterly spent They girded their loins |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2012, 12:39 PM Post #366 |
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Once more unto the breach they went Although exhausted and utterly spent They girded their loins And tossed a few coins |
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| Mobson | Dec 4 2012, 05:10 PM Post #367 |
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Once more unto the breach they went Although exhausted and utterly spent They girded their loins And tossed a few coins To the naughty hookers in the town of Brent Edited by Mobson, Dec 4 2012, 10:43 PM.
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| Mobson | Dec 4 2012, 05:12 PM Post #368 |
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I must go down to the sea again |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 4 2012, 07:42 PM Post #369 |
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I must go down to the sea again To be with all those sailor men |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2012, 07:43 PM Post #370 |
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I must go down to the sea again To face once more a gale force ten |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 5 2012, 01:06 PM Post #371 |
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I must go down to the sea again To be with all those sailor men. We'll have a gay time I must go down to the sea again To face once more a gale force ten And retrieve my trunks |
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| Mobson | Dec 5 2012, 02:03 PM Post #372 |
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I must go down to the sea again To be with all those sailor men. We'll have a gay time In the steamy brine I must go down to the sea again To face once more a gale force ten And retrieve my trunks From the local drunks |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 5 2012, 05:01 PM Post #373 |
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I must go down to the sea again To be with all those sailor men. We'll have a gay time In the steamy brine With the local 'Queen' they call Len I must go down to the sea again To face once more a gale force ten And retrieve my trunks From the local drunks Who don't know when to say "When" The driftwood was chafing my knees |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 5 2012, 09:53 PM Post #374 |
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The driftwood was chafing my knees And the water was starting to freeze |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 5 2012, 10:05 PM Post #375 |
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The driftwood was chafing my knees And the water was starting to freeze. The flotsam and jetsam |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 6 2012, 07:23 PM Post #376 |
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The driftwood was chafing my knees And the water was starting to freeze. The flotsam and jetsam which I went out to getsome |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 6 2012, 11:53 PM Post #377 |
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The driftwood was chafing my knees And the water was starting to freeze. The flotsam and jetsam which I went out to getsome Contained not a smidgen of cheese. When Brutus stood up to praise Caesar |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 7 2012, 12:52 AM Post #378 |
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When Brutus stood up to praise Caesar No one knew he would knife the old geezer |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 7 2012, 09:20 AM Post #379 |
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When Brutus stood up to praise Caesar No one knew he would knife the old geezer. Caesar let out a yell |
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| Mobson | Dec 7 2012, 09:22 AM Post #380 |
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When Brutus stood up to praise Caesar No one knew he would knife the old geezer. Caesar let out a yell Landing where he fell |
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| Caro | Dec 7 2012, 09:59 AM Post #381 |
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When Brutus stood up to praise Caesar No one knew he would knife the old geezer. Caesar let out a yell Landing where he fell And they packed him up quick in the freezer. The best things in life, they are free. |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 7 2012, 03:40 PM Post #382 |
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The best things in life, they are free. Like frollicking down on the Lea |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 7 2012, 06:15 PM Post #383 |
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The best things in life, they are free. Like frollicking down on the Lea But a pint of good ale |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 7 2012, 08:52 PM Post #384 |
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The best things in life, they are free. Like frollicking down on the Lea But a pint of good ale Served up in a pail |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 8 2012, 04:30 PM Post #385 |
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The best things in life, they are free. Like frollicking down on the Lea But a pint of good ale Served up in a pail All that makes you do is want to pee At the Hammersmith Palais de Dance |
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| Mobson | Dec 9 2012, 07:38 AM Post #386 |
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At the Hammersmith Palais de Dance They're imitating moves made in France |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 9 2012, 11:56 AM Post #387 |
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At the Hammersmith Palais de Dance They're imitating moves made in France Would that be 'Arabesque'? |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 9 2012, 04:26 PM Post #388 |
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At the Hammersmith Palais de Dance They're imitating moves made in France Would that be 'Arabesque'? Let's ring the help desk |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 9 2012, 05:15 PM Post #389 |
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At the Hammersmith Palais de Dance They're imitating moves made in France Would that be 'Arabesque'? Let's ring the help desk And ask questions about Rosencrantz. A young prince who was full of self-doubt |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 9 2012, 05:55 PM Post #390 |
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A young prince who was full of self-doubt Wanted to know what life was about |
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| Mobson | Dec 9 2012, 08:29 PM Post #391 |
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A young prince who was full of self-doubt Wanted to know what life was about By ruminating too much Edited by Mobson, Dec 9 2012, 08:30 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 10 2012, 07:19 PM Post #392 |
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A young prince who was full of self-doubt Wanted to know what life was about By ruminating too much He was quite out of touch |
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| Mobson | Dec 11 2012, 10:50 AM Post #393 |
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A young prince who was full of self-doubt Wanted to know what life was about By ruminating too much He was quite out of touch Took himself & most of his foes all out! |
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| Mobson | Dec 11 2012, 11:06 AM Post #394 |
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As fictional as all this must seem |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 11 2012, 11:10 AM Post #395 |
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As fictional as all this must seem It's probably all just a dream |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 11 2012, 03:11 PM Post #396 |
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As fictional as all this must seem It's probably all just a dream Or rather, a nightmare |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 11 2012, 03:21 PM Post #397 |
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As fictional as all this must seem It's probably all just a dream Or rather, a nightmare Featuring Tony Blair |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 11 2012, 05:01 PM Post #398 |
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As fictional as all this must seem It's probably all just a dream Or rather, a nightmare Featuring Tony Blair With Cherie, all peaches and Cream...
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 11 2012, 05:02 PM Post #399 |
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I'm sure the ball went in the net |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 11 2012, 05:23 PM Post #400 |
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I'm sure the ball went in the net The ref must be a blind old get |
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