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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Mobson | Feb 5 2013, 05:35 PM Post #601 |
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Snowing again outside. Flipping Heck! Get t'shovel outta shed and clear the deck |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 6 2013, 01:55 PM Post #602 |
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Snowing again outside. Flipping Heck! Get t'shovel outta shed and clear the deck Must defrost the car |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 6 2013, 02:07 PM Post #603 |
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Snowing again outside. Flipping Heck! Get t'shovel outta shed and clear the deck Must defrost the car Or won't get very far |
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| Caro | Feb 6 2013, 10:14 PM Post #604 |
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Snowing again outside. Flipping Heck! Get t'shovel outta shed and clear the deck Must defrost the car Or won't get very far Don't want to end up just a wreck. The tsunami came in with a whoosh [it didn't actually here - another false alarm] |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 7 2013, 02:13 AM Post #605 |
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The tsunami came in with a whoosh And gave us one hell of a douche |
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| Caro | Feb 7 2013, 04:17 AM Post #606 |
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The tsunami came in with a whoosh And gave us one hell of a douche We all ran for cover |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 7 2013, 11:16 AM Post #607 |
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The tsunami came in with a whoosh And gave us one hell of a douche We all ran for cover Falling over each other |
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| Mobson | Feb 7 2013, 11:42 AM Post #608 |
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The tsunami came in with a whoosh And gave us one hell of a douche We all ran for cover Falling over each other Thus spoiling our lunch of fattoush! |
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| Mobson | Feb 7 2013, 11:49 AM Post #609 |
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China celebrates its new Year of the Snake |
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| Caro | Feb 8 2013, 09:04 AM Post #610 |
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China celebrates its new Year of the Snake With fireworks, excitement and cake |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 8 2013, 12:36 PM Post #611 |
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China celebrates its new Year of the Snake With fireworks, excitement and cake And dragons amok |
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| Mobson | Feb 8 2013, 12:37 PM Post #612 |
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China celebrates its new Year of the Snake With fireworks, excitement and cake And dragons amok Street food from a wok |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 8 2013, 03:31 PM Post #613 |
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China celebrates its new Year of the Snake With fireworks, excitement and cake And dragons amok Street food from a wok But please don't be fooled, it's a fake Lee Shang Ping has control overall Edited by Norm Deplume, Feb 8 2013, 03:31 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 8 2013, 10:56 PM Post #614 |
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Lee Shang Ping has control overall He wears it in Summer and Fall |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 8 2013, 11:02 PM Post #615 |
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Lee Shang Ping has control overall He wears it in Summer and Fall But when it gets wet |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 8 2013, 11:21 PM Post #616 |
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Lee Shang Ping has control overall He wears it in Summer and Fall But when it gets wet He tends to forget |
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| tafkaj | Feb 9 2013, 02:08 PM Post #617 |
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Lee Shang Ping has control overall He wears it in Summer and Fall But when it gets wet He tends to forget That, like Hitler, he's only one ball. ******************************************* Now cycling's a popular sport |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 9 2013, 03:06 PM Post #618 |
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Now cycling's a popular sport As long as you avoid getting caught |
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| Caro | Feb 9 2013, 08:38 PM Post #619 |
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Now cycling's a popular sport As long as you avoid getting caught It builds up strong legs |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 10 2013, 01:03 AM Post #620 |
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Now cycling's a popular sport As long as you avoid getting caught It builds up strong legs But makes holes in your kegs |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 10 2013, 07:50 PM Post #621 |
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Now cycling's a popular sport As long as you avoid getting caught It builds up strong legs But makes holes in your kegs Leaving many-a-mother, quite fraught The Sergeant said "Move along Please" |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 10 2013, 09:12 PM Post #622 |
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The Sergeant said "Move along Please" "There's no call to get down on your knees" |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 11 2013, 04:11 PM Post #623 |
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The Sergeant said "Move along Please" "There's no call to get down on your knees" "Just move all your bums" |
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| Mobson | Feb 11 2013, 07:14 PM Post #624 |
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The Sergeant said "Move along Please" "There's no call to get down on your knees" "Just move all your bums" "And draw in your tums" Edited by Mobson, Feb 11 2013, 07:15 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 11 2013, 08:09 PM Post #625 |
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The Sergeant said "Move along Please" "There's no call to get down on your knees" "Just move all your bums" "And draw in your tums" And then started to do a striptease. A feisty fan dancer called Fifi |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 11 2013, 10:55 PM Post #626 |
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A feisty fan dancer called Fifi Liked her sausages to be beefy |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 12 2013, 01:56 AM Post #627 |
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A feisty fan dancer called Fifi Liked her sausages to be beefy She'd have toad in the hole |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 12 2013, 10:27 AM Post #628 |
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A feisty fan dancer called Fifi Liked her sausages to be beefy She'd have toad in the hole If she'd been a mole |
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| Mobson | Feb 12 2013, 02:58 PM Post #629 |
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A feisty fan dancer called Fifi Liked her sausages to be beefy She'd have toad in the hole If she'd been a mole She'd eat something green'n'leafy |
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| Mobson | Feb 12 2013, 02:59 PM Post #630 |
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Percy Penguin was feeling rather sanguine
Edited by Mobson, Feb 12 2013, 02:59 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 12 2013, 03:41 PM Post #631 |
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Percy Penguin was feeling rather sanguine When he discovered he had gangrene |
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| Mobson | Feb 12 2013, 05:26 PM Post #632 |
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Percy Penguin was feeling rather sanguine When he discovered he had gangrene In a delicate place Edited by Mobson, Feb 12 2013, 05:26 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 13 2013, 12:17 AM Post #633 |
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Percy Penguin was feeling rather sanguine When he discovered he had gangrene In a delicate place On the side of his face |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 13 2013, 12:27 AM Post #634 |
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Percy Penguin was feeling rather sanguine When he discovered he had gangrene In a delicate place On the side of his face Which is unfortunate for a penguin For an otter it doesn't matter |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 13 2013, 12:32 AM Post #635 |
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For an otter it doesn't matter If their mate's as mad as a hatter |
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| Mobson | Feb 13 2013, 10:58 AM Post #636 |
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For an otter it doesn't matter If their mate's as mad as a hatter Monogamy is rare |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 13 2013, 11:37 AM Post #637 |
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For an otter it doesn't matter If their mate's as mad as a hatter Monogamy is rare For the Kodiak bear |
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| Mobson | Feb 13 2013, 12:38 PM Post #638 |
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For an otter it doesn't matter If their mate's as mad as a hatter Monogamy is rare For the Kodiak bear So long as he doesn't get any fatter! |
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| Mobson | Feb 13 2013, 12:39 PM Post #639 |
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After pancakes it's time to get 'ashed' |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 13 2013, 02:43 PM Post #640 |
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After pancakes it's time to get 'ashed' To the Vicar's place we deftly dashed |
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| Mobson | Feb 14 2013, 09:46 AM Post #641 |
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After pancakes it's time to get 'ashed' To the Vicar's place we deftly dashed We went at full throttle |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 14 2013, 07:03 PM Post #642 |
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After pancakes it's time to get 'ashed' To the Vicar's place we deftly dashed We went at full throttle Before he emptied the bottle |
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| Mobson | Feb 14 2013, 07:09 PM Post #643 |
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After pancakes it's time to get 'ashed' To the Vicar's place we deftly dashed We went at full throttle Before he emptied the bottle And got thoroughly, utterly mashed |
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| Mobson | Feb 14 2013, 07:13 PM Post #644 |
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For Valentine's, I'm spending the day |
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| Caro | Feb 14 2013, 07:39 PM Post #645 |
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For Valentine's, I'm spending the day Having a good old roll in the hay |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 15 2013, 01:16 AM Post #646 |
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For Valentine's, I'm spending the day Having a good old roll in the hay Followed by a snooze |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 15 2013, 01:45 AM Post #647 |
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For Valentine's, I'm spending the day Having a good old roll in the hay Followed by a snooze 'Fore I polish my shoes |
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| Caro | Feb 15 2013, 08:48 AM Post #648 |
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For Valentine's, I'm spending the day Having a good old roll in the hay Followed by a snooze 'Fore I polish my shoes And dance and flirt the night away. I think I'll stop watching the cricket |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 15 2013, 11:12 AM Post #649 |
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I think I'll stop watching the cricket Ye gods! My hair looks like a thicket |
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| tafkaj | Feb 15 2013, 11:52 AM Post #650 |
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I think I'll stop watching the cricket - Ye gods! My hair looks like a thicket, 'Cos scratching my head |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 15 2013, 12:45 PM Post #651 |
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I think I'll stop watching the cricket - Ye gods! My hair looks like a thicket, 'Cos scratching my head Has made my scalp red |
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| Caro | Feb 16 2013, 05:05 AM Post #652 |
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I think I'll stop watching the cricket - Ye gods! My hair looks like a thicket, 'Cos scratching my head While checking with dread |
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| Mobson | Feb 16 2013, 09:37 AM Post #653 |
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I think I'll stop watching the cricket - Ye gods! My hair looks like a thicket, 'Cos scratching my head And not getting to bed |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 16 2013, 10:32 AM Post #654 |
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Any more suggestions for the fourth line? |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 16 2013, 10:39 AM Post #655 |
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Any more suggestions for the I think I'll stop watching the cricket Ye gods! My hair looks like a thicket, 'Cos scratching my head And not getting to bed I've got one, I hope no one will nick it I have to go, can someone start a new one? |
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| tafkaj | Feb 16 2013, 01:16 PM Post #656 |
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I have to go, can someone start a new one? I must away now to Lake Huron |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 17 2013, 11:48 AM Post #657 |
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I have to go, can someone start a new one? I must away now to Lake Huron Got to meet a Mountie |
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| Mobson | Feb 17 2013, 11:57 AM Post #658 |
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I have to go, can someone start a new one? I must away now to Lake Huron Got to meet a Mountie He will be my bounty |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 17 2013, 12:43 PM Post #659 |
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I have to go, can someone start a new one? I must away now to Lake Huron Got to meet a Mountie He will be my bounty Cricket's over, Caro will tell us who won D.I.D. today with old Aggers |
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| Mobson | Feb 17 2013, 12:47 PM Post #660 |
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D.I.D. today with old Aggers Who didn't pull out any daggers |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 18 2013, 11:52 AM Post #661 |
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D.I.D. today with old Aggers Who didn't pull out any daggers He bowled maidens over |
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| tafkaj | Feb 19 2013, 03:00 PM Post #662 |
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D.I.D. today with old Aggers Who didn't pull out any daggers He bowled maidens over In Stoke and Bolsover |
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| Mobson | Feb 19 2013, 03:24 PM Post #663 |
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D.I.D. today with old Aggers Who didn't pull out any daggers He bowled maidens over In Stoke and Bolsover And even placated the naggers |
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| Mobson | Feb 19 2013, 03:25 PM Post #664 |
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Goodbye to the Good Life and Briers |
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| tafkaj | Feb 19 2013, 03:27 PM Post #665 |
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Goodbye to the Good Life and Briers - We're left with Ray Winstones 'n' Danny Dyers; |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 19 2013, 04:40 PM Post #666 |
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Goodbye to the Good Life and Briers - We're left with Ray Winstones 'n' Danny Dyers; Shows it pays not to smoke |
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| Mobson | Feb 19 2013, 05:25 PM Post #667 |
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Goodbye to the Good Life and Briers - We're left with Ray Winstones 'n' Danny Dyers; Shows it pays not to smoke Be a healthier bloke |
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| Caro | Feb 19 2013, 10:24 PM Post #668 |
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Goodbye to the Good Life and Briers - We're left with Ray Winstones 'n' Danny Dyers; Shows it pays not to smoke Be a healthier bloke If he hadn't kept lighting those fires. [Pronounced in NZ style with diphthong] Each day an old c'leb kicks the bucket [Two of our well-known broadcasters died in the last fortnight and another one has said he is seriously ill with cancer. And constant deaths of film stars from my (and your) youth.] |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 20 2013, 12:44 AM Post #669 |
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Each day an old c'leb kicks the bucket Tho' usually we just overlook it |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 20 2013, 03:36 PM Post #670 |
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Each day an old c'leb kicks the bucket Tho' usually we just overlook it But once in a while |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 20 2013, 03:44 PM Post #671 |
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Each day an old c'leb kicks the bucket Tho' usually we just overlook it But once in a while With a little guile |
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| Mobson | Feb 21 2013, 10:19 AM Post #672 |
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Each day an old c'leb kicks the bucket Tho' usually we just overlook it But once in a while With a little guile We remember so then we'll discuss it. |
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| Mobson | Feb 21 2013, 10:25 AM Post #673 |
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RIP dear Elspet Jean Gray |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 21 2013, 02:40 PM Post #674 |
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RIP dear Elspet Jean Gray Made audiences laugh ev'ry day |
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| Mobson | Feb 22 2013, 12:17 PM Post #675 |
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RIP dear Elspet Jean Gray Made audiences laugh ev'ry day Also called Baroness Rix |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 22 2013, 05:01 PM Post #676 |
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RIP dear Elspet Jean Gray Made audiences laugh ev'ry day Also called Baroness Rix Post war prominent in Pics |
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| tafkaj | Feb 23 2013, 12:48 PM Post #677 |
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RIP dear Elspet Jean Gray, Made audiences laugh ev'ry day; Also called Baroness Rix, Post war prominent in Pics - Even the greats have their day. ************************************** When Sir Paul took a trip on a bus |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 23 2013, 03:35 PM Post #678 |
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When Sir Paul took a trip on a bus He fell over and started to cuss |
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| Mobson | Feb 23 2013, 04:35 PM Post #679 |
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When Sir Paul took a trip on a bus He fell over and started to cuss He was told to pipe down |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 23 2013, 04:44 PM Post #680 |
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When Sir Paul took a trip on a bus He fell over and started to cuss He was told to pipe down Which caused him to frown |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 24 2013, 02:48 PM Post #681 |
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When Sir Paul took a trip on a bus He fell over and started to cuss He was told to pipe down Which caused him to frown and say "I'm OK, What's all the fuss"? A young vicar from north of South Shields |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 24 2013, 03:59 PM Post #682 |
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A young vicar from north of South Shields Took his girl friend for a walk in the fields Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 24 2013, 04:01 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 24 2013, 05:58 PM Post #683 |
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A young vicar from north of South Shields Took his girl friend for a walk in the fields And kissed her behind |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 24 2013, 06:09 PM Post #684 |
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A young vicar from north of South Shields Took his girl friend for a walk in the fields And kissed her behind Any bush he could find |
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| Mobson | Feb 24 2013, 10:34 PM Post #685 |
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A young vicar from north of South Shields Took his girl friend for a walk in the fields And kissed her behind Any bush he could find Tickling her fancy 'til she finally yields Edited by Mobson, Feb 26 2013, 01:12 AM.
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| Mobson | Feb 24 2013, 10:36 PM Post #686 |
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The creator of the Daleks has died |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 25 2013, 05:47 PM Post #687 |
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The creator of the Daleks has died "No more exterminations"? they sighed |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 26 2013, 11:34 AM Post #688 |
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The creator of the Daleks has died "No more exterminations" they sighed Edited by Norm Deplume, Feb 26 2013, 11:35 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 26 2013, 02:38 PM Post #689 |
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The creator of the Daleks has died "No more exterminations" they sighed But the Doctor lives on |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 27 2013, 12:33 PM Post #690 |
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The creator of the Daleks has died "No more exterminations" they sighed But the Doctor lives on... ...and on and on and on 'Bout time he went somewhere to hide. Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 1 2013, 04:59 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 1 2013, 05:01 PM Post #691 |
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Did I mention 'bout 'Larry The Lump' |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 1 2013, 05:47 PM Post #692 |
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Did I mention 'bout 'Larry The Lump' He's given old Harry the hump |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 2 2013, 12:05 PM Post #693 |
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Did I mention 'bout 'Larry The Lump' He's given old Harry the hump ................. ................. Now he'll never climb over that bump |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 3 2013, 10:59 AM Post #694 |
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That's cheating, Norm - this is the one line at a time version. Did I mention 'bout 'Larry The Lump' He's given old Harry the hump He blew on his horn ................. Now he'll never climb over that bump |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 3 2013, 04:18 PM Post #695 |
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At my age, one is allowed the occasional 'cheat' Tick ............
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| Mobson | Mar 3 2013, 10:44 PM Post #696 |
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That's cheating, Norm - this is the one line at a time version. Well then, I'm guilty too - see post 415! Did I mention 'bout 'Larry The Lump' He's given old Harry the hump He blew on his horn All night until morn ................. Now he'll never climb over that bump Edited by Mobson, Mar 3 2013, 10:47 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 3 2013, 10:48 PM Post #697 |
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It's perfectly clear that you must adhere |
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| Caro | Mar 4 2013, 02:46 AM Post #698 |
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It's perfectly clear that you must adhere To the rules which are perfectly clear (W4at is braver than me - I wanted to complain about that too. There's lots of times I'd like to add the line I fancy, but you can't.) |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 4 2013, 03:25 AM Post #699 |
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It's perfectly clear that you must adhere To the rules which are perfectly clear If you come unstuck |
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| Caro | Mar 4 2013, 09:44 AM Post #700 |
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It's perfectly clear that you must adhere To the rules which are perfectly clear If you come unstuck It all goes a-muck |
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