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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| tafkaj | Mar 4 2013, 12:40 PM Post #701 |
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It's perfectly clear that you must adhere To the rules which are perfectly clear If you come unstuck It all goes a-muck And you're sure to come over all queer. *********************************************** So, who will become the next Pope? |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 5 2013, 11:48 AM Post #702 |
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It's perfectly clear that you must adhere To the rules which are perfectly clear If you come unstuck It all goes a-muck And Tick and Caro will have you in fear! If you don't bend the rules, life gets dull |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 5 2013, 12:18 PM Post #703 |
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So, who will become the next Pope? He'll be called Alexander, I hope |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 5 2013, 12:29 PM Post #704 |
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So, who will become the next Pope? He'll be called Alexander, I hope The UK has no vote |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 5 2013, 01:05 PM Post #705 |
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So, who will become the next Pope? He'll be called Alexander, I hope The UK has no vote He resigned, the old scrote |
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| tafkaj | Mar 5 2013, 02:49 PM Post #706 |
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So, who will become the next Pope? He'll be called Alexander, I hope The UK has no vote He resigned, the old scrote - I bet he now feels quite a dope. ************************************** From Russia With Love is a film |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 5 2013, 03:25 PM Post #707 |
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From Russia With Love is a film About the man licensed to kill'em |
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| tafkaj | Mar 5 2013, 03:26 PM Post #708 |
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From Russia With Love is a film About the man licensed to kill'em With a Walt' PPK |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 5 2013, 03:40 PM Post #709 |
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From Russia With Love is a film About the man licensed to kill'em With a Walt' PPK And girls with whom to play |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 5 2013, 09:37 PM Post #710 |
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From Russia With Love is a film About the man licensed to kill'em With a Walt' PPK And girls with whom to play Is James Bond's middle name Willem? I knew Basildon, James Bond's younger brother |
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| Mobson | Mar 6 2013, 12:24 PM Post #711 |
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I knew Basildon, James Bond's younger brother Who when young, James Bond tried to smother |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 6 2013, 01:37 PM Post #712 |
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I knew Basildon, James Bond's younger brother Who when young, James Bond tried to smother With a pillow that was handy |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 6 2013, 03:48 PM Post #713 |
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I knew Basildon, James Bond's younger brother Who when young, James Bond tried to smother With a pillow that was handy A girl called Mandy |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 7 2013, 05:16 PM Post #714 |
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I knew Basildon, James Bond's younger brother Who when young, James Bond tried to smother With a pillow that was handy A girl called Mandy He did not need any other A pork butcher down Kensington way Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 7 2013, 05:17 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 7 2013, 05:37 PM Post #715 |
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A pork butcher down Kensington way Had a nice bit of crackling, they say |
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| Mobson | Mar 8 2013, 11:14 AM Post #716 |
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A pork butcher down Kensington way Had a nice bit of crackling, they say Organic porcine |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 8 2013, 01:58 PM Post #717 |
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A pork butcher down Kensington way Had a nice bit of crackling, they say Organic porcine But never a swine |
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| Mobson | Mar 8 2013, 10:23 PM Post #718 |
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A pork butcher down Kensington way Had a nice bit of crackling, they say Organic porcine But never a swine Makes a feast at the end of the day |
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| Mobson | Mar 8 2013, 10:29 PM Post #719 |
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Now its down to one rasher a day |
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| tafkaj | Mar 9 2013, 12:09 PM Post #720 |
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Now its down to one rasher a day, Or so the scaremongers will say |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 9 2013, 01:43 PM Post #721 |
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Now its down to one rasher a day, Or so the scaremongers will say The nitrates will get you |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 11 2013, 12:27 PM Post #722 |
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Now its down to one rasher a day, Or so the scaremongers will say The nitrates will get you Goodness knows what you'll do |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 12 2013, 04:26 PM Post #723 |
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Now its down to one rasher a day, Or so the scaremongers will say The nitrates will get you Goodness knows what you'll do So 'fight the good fight', come what may If it all comes to nothing, so what? |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 12 2013, 07:02 PM Post #724 |
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If it all comes to nothing, so what? It's no good moaning about your lot |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 12 2013, 07:30 PM Post #725 |
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If it all comes to nothing, so what? It's no good moaning about your lot Just get out on your bike |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 13 2013, 02:16 AM Post #726 |
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If it all comes to nothing, so what? It's no good moaning about your lot Just get out on your bike Or go for a hike |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 13 2013, 08:52 AM Post #727 |
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If it all comes to nothing, so what? It's no good moaning about your lot Just get out on your bike Or go for a hike And be thankful for all that you've got. I met a fierce beast from the east |
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| Caro | Mar 13 2013, 09:03 AM Post #728 |
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I met a fierce beast from the east He eyed me in view of a feast |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 13 2013, 10:46 AM Post #729 |
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I met a fierce beast from the east He eyed me in view of a feast I froze in my tracks |
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| rumbaba | Mar 13 2013, 12:03 PM Post #730 |
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I met a fierce beast from the east He eyed me in view of a feast I froze in my tracks played a tune on my sax |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 14 2013, 04:14 PM Post #731 |
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I met a fierce beast from the east He eyed me in view of a feast I froze in my tracks played a tune on my sax And all of my fears simply ceased. I received my free sample by post |
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| Caro | Mar 14 2013, 08:14 PM Post #732 |
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I received my free sample by post, An invite to meet with a ghost |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 14 2013, 09:25 PM Post #733 |
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I received my free sample by post, An invite to meet with a ghost I shuddered to think |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 14 2013, 09:45 PM Post #734 |
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I received my free sample by post, An invite to meet with a ghost I shuddered to think What the price of a drink |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 15 2013, 03:38 PM Post #735 |
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I received my free sample by post, An invite to meet with a ghost I shuddered to think What the price of a drink Will do for our Sunday roast. Have a rest, it will make you feel good |
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| rumbaba | Mar 15 2013, 03:59 PM Post #736 |
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Have a rest, it will make you feel good put your feet up, you know that you should |
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| tafkaj | Mar 16 2013, 02:02 PM Post #737 |
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Have a rest, it will make you feel good, Put your feet up, you know that you should; Cos running around |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2013, 02:05 PM Post #738 |
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Have a rest, it will make you feel good, Put your feet up, you know that you should; Cos running around All over the ground |
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| tafkaj | Mar 16 2013, 02:08 PM Post #739 |
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Have a rest, it will make you feel good, Put your feet up, you know that you should; Cos running around All over the ground Will only make you eat pud. *************************************** Though my guitar does gently weep |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2013, 02:17 PM Post #740 |
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Though my guitar does gently weep It can put an audience to sleep |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 16 2013, 02:45 PM Post #741 |
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Though my guitar does gently weep It can put an audience to sleep. When I play the blues |
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| Mobson | Mar 16 2013, 02:55 PM Post #742 |
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Though my guitar does gently weep It can put an audience to sleep. When I play the blues in a way that I chose |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 16 2013, 03:48 PM Post #743 |
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Though my guitar does gently weep It can put an audience to sleep. When I play the blues in a way that I chose It brings to mind Uriah Heep. In between a place and hard rock |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2013, 04:53 PM Post #744 |
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In between a place and hard rock I met my true love at two o'clock |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 17 2013, 11:55 AM Post #745 |
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In between a place and hard rock I met my true love at two o'clock It was raining real hard |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 17 2013, 07:55 PM Post #746 |
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In between a place and hard rock I met my true love at two o'clock It was raining real hard I played my trump card |
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| Caro | Mar 17 2013, 11:00 PM Post #747 |
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In between a place and hard rock I met my true love at two o'clock It was raining real hard I played my trump card If she fell I'd buy a new frock. There once was a girl that I loved |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 20 2013, 02:03 PM Post #748 |
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There once was a girl that I loved Whom I cooed and I turtle doved |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 20 2013, 11:04 PM Post #749 |
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There once was a girl that I loved Whom I cooed and I turtle doved But the billing and cooing |
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| Caro | Mar 21 2013, 05:15 AM Post #750 |
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There once was a girl that I loved Whom I cooed and I turtle doved But the billing and cooing Turned out to be mooing |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 21 2013, 07:34 PM Post #751 |
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There once was a girl that I loved Whom I cooed and I turtle doved But the billing and cooing Turned out to be mooing Her mother arrived, out I got shoved. "There's many a slip twixt cup and lip" |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 22 2013, 01:37 AM Post #752 |
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"There's many a slip twixt cup and lip" When your arthritis is giving you gyp |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2013, 03:49 AM Post #753 |
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"There's many a slip twixt cup and lip" When your arthritis is giving you gyp Just gird up your loins |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 22 2013, 10:37 AM Post #754 |
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"There's many a slip twixt cup and lip" When your arthritis is giving you gyp Just gird up your loins And donate your coins |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2013, 01:56 PM Post #755 |
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"There's many a slip twixt cup and lip" When your arthritis is giving you gyp Just gird up your loins And donate your coins To taking that healing Lourdes trip Edited by Mobson, Mar 22 2013, 01:57 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2013, 02:00 PM Post #756 |
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Many believe in "taking the water" |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 22 2013, 06:00 PM Post #757 |
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Many believe in "taking the water" With a single malt, you didn't oughta |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 22 2013, 09:51 PM Post #758 |
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Many believe in "taking the water" With a single malt, you didn't oughta Some take it on the rocks |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 24 2013, 03:35 PM Post #759 |
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Many believe in "taking the water" With a single malt, you didn't oughta Some take it on the rocks While standing in their socks |
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| Mobson | Mar 25 2013, 03:13 AM Post #760 |
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Many believe in "taking the water" With a single malt, you didn't oughta Some take it on the rocks While standing in their socks Making them look a lot shorter Edited by Mobson, Mar 25 2013, 03:15 AM.
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| Mobson | Mar 25 2013, 03:14 AM Post #761 |
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Winter's returned with a vengence |
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| rumbaba | Mar 25 2013, 03:01 PM Post #762 |
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Winter's returned with a vengeance the current weather patterns make no sense |
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| tafkaj | Mar 26 2013, 02:40 PM Post #763 |
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Winter's returned with a vengeance - The current weather patterns make no sense; Livestock is struggling |
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| rumbaba | Mar 26 2013, 02:45 PM Post #764 |
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Winter's returned with a vengeance - The current weather patterns make no sense; Livestock is struggling accountants are juggling |
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| tafkaj | Mar 26 2013, 02:47 PM Post #765 |
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Winter's returned with a vengeance - The current weather patterns make no sense; Livestock is struggling, Accountants are juggling Th'ecomomy's few pounds and pence. ***************************************** I don't think it's fair to complain |
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| rumbaba | Mar 26 2013, 03:51 PM Post #766 |
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I don't think it's fair to complain if your life goals are hard to attain |
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| Mobson | Mar 26 2013, 04:44 PM Post #767 |
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I don't think it's fair to complain if your life goals are hard to attain No-one said it was easy Edited by Mobson, Mar 26 2013, 04:45 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 26 2013, 09:39 PM Post #768 |
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I don't think it's fair to complain if your life goals are hard to attain No-one said it was easy Not all of life is 'breezy' |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 27 2013, 10:55 AM Post #769 |
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I don't think it's fair to complain if your life goals are hard to attain No-one said it was easy Not all of life is 'breezy' So I don't think I'll be moving to Spain A man I once knew in West Ham |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 27 2013, 11:29 AM Post #770 |
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A man I once knew in West Ham Thought he was the King of Siam |
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| Mobson | Mar 27 2013, 12:46 PM Post #771 |
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A man I once knew in West Ham Thought he was the King of Siam He looked like Yul Brynner |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 28 2013, 11:37 AM Post #772 |
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A man I once knew in West Ham Thought he was the King of Siam He looked like Yul Brynner (but a liitle bit thinner) |
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| Mobson | Mar 29 2013, 10:44 AM Post #773 |
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A man I once knew in West Ham Thought he was the King of Siam He looked like Yul Brynner (but a liitle bit thinner) 'Cos he didn't like eating Spam |
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| Mobson | Mar 29 2013, 10:46 AM Post #774 |
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Must make buns with a cross today |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 30 2013, 12:09 AM Post #775 |
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Must make buns with a cross today You could try the old-fashioned way |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 30 2013, 12:42 PM Post #776 |
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Must make buns with a cross today You could try the old-fashioned way Served warm with thick butter |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 30 2013, 01:25 PM Post #777 |
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Must make buns with a cross today You could try the old-fashioned way Served warm with thick butter Could cause heart flutter
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| Caro | Mar 31 2013, 08:35 AM Post #778 |
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Must make buns with a cross today You could try the old-fashioned way Served warm with thick butter Could cause heart flutter ![]() But only if et by the tray. It's chocolates that do the heart harm |
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| Mobson | Mar 31 2013, 11:20 AM Post #779 |
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"But only if et by the tray." ? It's chocolates that do the heart harm tho' valeric acids help keep us calm Edited by Mobson, Mar 31 2013, 04:08 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 31 2013, 02:19 PM Post #780 |
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It's chocolates that do the heart harm tho' valeric acids helps keep us calm So pass the Milk Tray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLJQ4ukhOw |
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| Caro | Apr 1 2013, 12:23 AM Post #781 |
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It's chocolates that do the heart harm tho' valeric acids helps keep us calm So pass the Milk Tray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLJQ4ukhOw Just take two a day "Eaten by the tray-load", but that didn't fit Edited by Caro, Apr 1 2013, 12:24 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 1 2013, 10:22 AM Post #782 |
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It's chocolates that do the heart harm tho' valeric acids helps keep us calm So pass the Milk Tray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLJQ4ukhOw Just take two a day Then you won't have to sound the alarm Summer's here! The clocks have gone forward |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 1 2013, 02:33 PM Post #783 |
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Summer's here! The clocks have gone forward but it's too cold to venture shoreward |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 1 2013, 09:19 PM Post #784 |
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Summer's here! The clocks have gone forward but it's too cold to venture shoreward Hunker down in your bunk |
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| Caro | Apr 2 2013, 08:59 PM Post #785 |
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Summer's here! The clocks have gone forward but it's too cold to venture shoreward Hunker down in your bunk Act just like a monk |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 2 2013, 09:41 PM Post #786 |
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Summer's here! The clocks have gone forward but it's too cold to venture shoreward Hunker down in your bunk Act just like a monk And stoke up the fire with more wood. With the sun blazing down from the sky |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 4 2013, 02:55 PM Post #787 |
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With the sun blazing down from the sky I suddenly found I could fly |
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| Caro | Apr 4 2013, 07:43 PM Post #788 |
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With the sun blazing down from the sky I suddenly found I could fly I whooped and I swooped |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 4 2013, 08:09 PM Post #789 |
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With the sun blazing down from the sky I suddenly found I could fly I whooped and I swooped Until I was pooped |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 4 2013, 08:21 PM Post #790 |
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With the sun blazing down from the sky I suddenly found I could fly I whooped and I swooped Until I was pooped Woke up, 'twas a dream, morn was nigh! My dreams are unusually strange |
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| Mobson | Apr 5 2013, 08:31 AM Post #791 |
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My dreams are unusually strange And cover an extraordinary range |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 5 2013, 11:55 AM Post #792 |
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My dreams are unusually strange And cover an extraordinary range From banal to exotic |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 5 2013, 12:26 PM Post #793 |
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My dreams are unusually strange And cover an extraordinary range From banal to exotic And sometimes erotic |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 6 2013, 10:24 AM Post #794 |
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My dreams are unusually strange And cover an extraordinary range From banal to exotic And sometimes erotic 'twould be nice to be 'Norm' for a change Last night I dreamt I'd been Knighted |
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| tafkaj | Apr 6 2013, 10:31 AM Post #795 |
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Last night I dreamt I'd been Knighted By Th'Queen, who was somewhat afrighted |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2013, 11:06 AM Post #796 |
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Last night I dreamt I'd been Knighted By Th'Queen, who was somewhat afrighted I got down on my knee |
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| tafkaj | Apr 6 2013, 11:09 AM Post #797 |
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Last night I dreamt I'd been Knighted By Th'Queen, who was somewhat afrighted I got down on my knee And she said to me: "
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2013, 12:42 PM Post #798 |
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Last night I dreamt I'd been Knighted By Th'Queen, who was somewhat afrighted I got down on my knee And she said to me: "Watch out for the sword, I'm rather short-sighted". When I woke up, I felt for my ears |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 6 2013, 04:56 PM Post #799 |
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When I woke up, I felt for my ears They were there, which allayed all my fears |
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| Mobson | Apr 6 2013, 05:19 PM Post #800 |
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When I woke up, I felt for my ears They were there, which allayed all my fears I was in quite a sweat |
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