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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2013, 05:26 PM Post #801 |
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When I woke up, I felt for my ears They were there, which allayed all my fears I was in quite a sweat My nightshirt all wet |
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| Mobson | Apr 6 2013, 05:31 PM Post #802 |
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When I woke up, I felt for my ears They were there, which allayed all my fears I was in quite a sweat My nightshirt all wet From copious amounts of my tears.... ********************************** Now I've becalmed myself with a drink |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2013, 05:33 PM Post #803 |
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Now I've becalmed myself with a drink And feel, on the whole, in the pink |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 7 2013, 12:24 AM Post #804 |
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Now I've becalmed myself with a drink And feel, on the whole, in the pink I'll just have one more |
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| Mobson | Apr 7 2013, 08:57 AM Post #805 |
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Now I've becalmed myself with a drink And feel, on the whole, in the pink I'll just have one more say goodbye to the whore |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2013, 09:47 AM Post #806 |
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Now I've becalmed myself with a drink And feel, on the whole, in the pink I'll just have one more say goodbye to the whore And vomit the lot into the sink. Refreshed, I jump into the shower |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 7 2013, 10:07 AM Post #807 |
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Refreshed, I jump into the shower No longer a wilting flower |
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| Mobson | Apr 7 2013, 02:20 PM Post #808 |
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Refreshed, I jump into the shower No longer a wilting flower Libido restored |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 7 2013, 07:50 PM Post #809 |
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Refreshed, I jump into the shower No longer a wilting flower Libido restored My apples are cored |
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| Caro | Apr 8 2013, 12:03 AM Post #810 |
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Refreshed, I jump into the shower No longer a wilting flower Libido restored My apples are cored I'm feeling the effects of power. Our apples are pureed and juiced |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 8 2013, 12:13 AM Post #811 |
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Our apples are pureed and juiced Guaranteed to give you a boost --------------- --------------- ---------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2013, 08:34 AM Post #812 |
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Our apples are pureed and juiced Guaranteed to give you a boost Go on, have a sip! --------------- ---------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 8 2013, 08:42 AM Post #813 |
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Our apples are pureed and juiced Guaranteed to give you a boost Go on, have a sip! It won't give you the pip |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2013, 08:56 AM Post #814 |
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Our apples are pureed and juiced Guaranteed to give you a boost Go on, have a sip! It won't give you the pip And will help you through six volumes of Proust The was once a Burger from Calais |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2013, 10:42 AM Post #815 |
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I'm sure you meant to type....'there' Dai There was once a Burger from Calais With a penchant for their corps de ballet Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2013, 10:51 AM.
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| Caro | Apr 8 2013, 10:43 AM Post #816 |
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The was once a Burger from Calais With a penchant for their corps de ballet He watched every dance |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2013, 10:49 AM Post #817 |
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There was once a Burger from Calais With a penchant for their corps de ballet He watched every dance every twirl, every prance Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2013, 10:52 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 8 2013, 10:20 PM Post #818 |
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There was once a Burger from Calais With a penchant for their corps de ballet He watched every dance every twirl, every prance As he played with the Orchestra Halle In the Summer, way down in Bordeaux |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2013, 11:03 AM Post #819 |
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In the Summer, way down in Bordeaux The red wine was beginning to flow |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 10 2013, 10:26 AM Post #820 |
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In the Summer, way down in Bordeaux The red wine was beginning to flow We kicked of our shoes |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 10 2013, 11:42 AM Post #821 |
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In the Summer, way down in Bordeaux The red wine was beginning to flow We kicked of our shoes And tucked into the booze |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 12 2013, 12:59 PM Post #822 |
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In the Summer, way down in Bordeaux The red wine was beginning to flow We kicked of our shoes And tucked into the booze Before we decided to go We went to the land of the Basques |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 12 2013, 01:23 PM Post #823 |
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We went to the land of the Basques Where people go round wearing masks |
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| tafkaj | Apr 13 2013, 11:05 AM Post #824 |
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We went to the land of the Basques Where people go round wearing masks Of Batman and Zorro |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 13 2013, 11:39 AM Post #825 |
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We went to the land of the Basques Where people go round wearing masks Of Batman and Zorro Forgetting tomorrow |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 13 2013, 11:57 AM Post #826 |
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We went to the land of the Basques Where people go round wearing masks Of Batman and Zorro Forgetting tomorrow Drinking Pernod neat from their flasks Whilst over the border, in Spain |
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| Mobson | Apr 13 2013, 12:43 PM Post #827 |
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Whilst over the border, in Spain We thought we'd be free of the rain Edited by Mobson, Apr 13 2013, 12:43 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 13 2013, 03:54 PM Post #828 |
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Whilst over the border, in Spain We thought we'd be free of the rain But orroyos were full flowing |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 14 2013, 06:13 PM Post #829 |
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Whilst over the border, in Spain We thought we'd be free of the rain But orroyos were full flowing The roosters were crowing |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 15 2013, 10:55 AM Post #830 |
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Whilst over the border, in Spain We thought we'd be free of the rain But orroyos were full flowing The roosters were crowing And we all got drunk on Champagne Our next stop was Juan-le Pins |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 15 2013, 11:18 AM Post #831 |
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Our next stop was Juan-le Pins A few kilometres east of Cannes |
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| Mobson | Apr 15 2013, 02:11 PM Post #832 |
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Our next stop was Juan-le Pins A few kilometres east of Cannes Took the Petit Train |
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| tafkaj | Apr 16 2013, 02:18 PM Post #833 |
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Our next stop was Juan-le Pins, A few kilometres east of Cannes; Took the Petit Train, As only we can |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 16 2013, 05:59 PM Post #834 |
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Our next stop was Juan-le Pins, A few kilometres east of Cannes; Took the Petit Train, As only we can And scoffed a few bouteilles de vin This year I'm trying to get a tan |
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| Mobson | Apr 17 2013, 03:38 AM Post #835 |
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This year I'm trying to get a tan I'll no longer be white van man Edited by Mobson, Apr 17 2013, 03:38 AM.
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| Caro | Apr 17 2013, 09:41 AM Post #836 |
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This year I'm trying to get a tan I'll no longer be white van man My arms will be bronze |
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| rumbaba | Apr 17 2013, 10:04 AM Post #837 |
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This year I'm trying to get a tan I'll no longer be white van man My arms will be bronze not the colour of swans |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 17 2013, 11:38 AM Post #838 |
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This year I'm trying to get a tan I'll no longer be white van man My arms will be bronze not the colour of swans And that is my solid game plan As a boy, I played hookey from school |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 17 2013, 03:36 PM Post #839 |
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As a boy, I played hookey from school And went down to the club to play pool |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 19 2013, 04:11 PM Post #840 |
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As a boy, I played hookey from school And went down to the club to play pool I was caught by my Dad |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 20 2013, 01:51 AM Post #841 |
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As a boy, I played hookey from school And went down to the club to play pool I was caught by my Dad Who said it was bad |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 20 2013, 02:27 PM Post #842 |
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As a boy, I played hookey from school And went down to the club to play pool I was caught by my Dad Who said it was bad But I thought I was being so cool I was a disappointment to Dad |
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| Caro | Apr 20 2013, 09:13 PM Post #843 |
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I was a disappointment to Dad He wanted a bit of a lad |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 22 2013, 10:11 PM Post #844 |
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I was a disappointment to Dad He wanted a bit of a lad But he borrowed my dress |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 23 2013, 11:21 AM Post #845 |
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I was a disappointment to Dad He wanted a bit of a lad But he borrowed my dress To go to Skegness |
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| tafkaj | Apr 23 2013, 01:43 PM Post #846 |
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I was a disappointment to Dad, He wanted a bit of a lad; But he borrowed my dress ![]() To go to Skegness - I hope it's just a passing fad. **************************************** Though everyone knows Mrs Queen Edited by tafkaj, Apr 23 2013, 01:44 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 24 2013, 11:21 PM Post #847 |
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Though everyone knows Mrs Queen Mr King has long since left the scene |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 25 2013, 09:47 AM Post #848 |
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Though everyone knows Mrs Queen Mr King has long since left the scene We'll soon lose Mr. Jack |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 25 2013, 11:49 AM Post #849 |
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Though everyone knows Mrs Queen Mr King has long since left the scene We'll soon lose Mr. Jack And he ain't coming back |
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| Mobson | Apr 25 2013, 07:07 PM Post #850 |
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Though everyone knows Mrs Queen Mr King has long since left the scene We'll soon lose Mr. Jack And he ain't coming back He's accused of being insufferably mean Edited by Mobson, Apr 25 2013, 07:10 PM.
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| Mobson | Apr 25 2013, 07:08 PM Post #851 |
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Mr Jack's been up to no good |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 25 2013, 10:38 PM Post #852 |
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Mr Jack's been up to no good Upsetting that biased Mr Wood |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 26 2013, 10:03 AM Post #853 |
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Mr Jack's been up to no good Upsetting that biased Mr Wood He shortened the mat |
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| tafkaj | Apr 26 2013, 02:19 PM Post #854 |
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Mr Jack's been up to no good Upsetting that biased Mr Wood He shortened the mat Like a ten-year old brat |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 28 2013, 01:19 PM Post #855 |
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Mr Jack's been up to no good Upsetting that biased Mr Wood He shortened the mat Like a ten-year old brat Mr Green says he's just a young hood. I used to enjoy playing bowls |
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| Caro | Apr 29 2013, 10:44 AM Post #856 |
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I used to enjoy playing bowls With like-minded friendly old souls [I have just got home from my weekly - in the winter - indoor bowls night.] |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 29 2013, 11:46 AM Post #857 |
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I used to enjoy playing bowls With like-minded friendly old souls But lately I find |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 29 2013, 11:59 AM Post #858 |
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I used to enjoy playing bowls With like-minded friendly old souls But lately I find I'm losing my mind |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 29 2013, 12:08 PM Post #859 |
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I used to enjoy playing bowls With like-minded friendly old souls But lately I find I'm losing my mind And prefer watching blokes scoring goals Most sports demand physical fitness Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 29 2013, 12:09 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 29 2013, 03:50 PM Post #860 |
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Most sports demand physical fitness To that I will gladly bear witness |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 29 2013, 04:52 PM Post #861 |
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Most sports demand physical fitness To that I will gladly bear witness But achieving that state |
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| Caro | Apr 29 2013, 09:20 PM Post #862 |
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Most sports demand physical fitness To that I will gladly bear witness But achieving that state Takes actions I hate |
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| tafkaj | Apr 30 2013, 01:52 PM Post #863 |
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Most sports demand physical fitness To that I will gladly bear witness But achieving that state Takes actions I hate - I'd rather work out my PC's bitness. [Yes, it IS a word - albeit a techie one!] ****************************************** When making up unusual words ------------------------------------ -------------------------- -------------------------- ------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 30 2013, 03:05 PM Post #864 |
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When making up unusual words Smartarses are up there with the birds -------------------------- -------------------------- ------------------------------------ Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 30 2013, 03:05 PM.
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| Mobson | May 1 2013, 10:29 AM Post #865 |
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When making up unusual words Smartarses are up there with the birds Inventing new vocab ----------------------------- --------------------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, May 1 2013, 10:30 AM.
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| rumbaba | May 1 2013, 10:43 AM Post #866 |
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When making up unusual words Smartarses are up there with the birds Inventing new vocab While they are in rehab --------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | May 1 2013, 06:39 PM Post #867 |
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When making up unusual words Smartarses are up there with the birds Inventing new vocab While they are in rehab Just proves that they are just silly nerds Uncle Harry loved eating bloaters |
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| Mobson | May 1 2013, 06:53 PM Post #868 |
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Uncle Harry loved eating bloaters Drinking vodka until he saw floaters Edited by Mobson, May 1 2013, 06:53 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | May 1 2013, 11:07 PM Post #869 |
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Uncle Harry loved eating bloaters Drinking vodka until he saw floaters But the more that he ate |
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| Mobson | May 2 2013, 08:43 AM Post #870 |
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Uncle Harry loved eating bloaters Drinking vodka until he saw floaters But the more that he ate For the sake of his pate |
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| Norm Deplume | May 3 2013, 11:30 AM Post #871 |
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Uncle Harry loved eating bloaters Drinking vodka until he saw floaters But the more that he ate For the sake of his pate He shunned away from the gloaters Harry's brorther George liked his whisky |
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| dai Cottomy | May 3 2013, 05:32 PM Post #872 |
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Harry's brorther George liked his whisky A few tots made him feel rather frisky |
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| Caro | May 3 2013, 10:05 PM Post #873 |
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Harry's brother George liked his whisky A few tots made him feel rather frisky He pinched a few bums |
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| Mobson | May 4 2013, 07:52 AM Post #874 |
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Harry's brother George liked his whisky A few tots made him feel rather frisky He pinched a few bums To ward off the glums Edited by Mobson, May 4 2013, 07:52 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | May 4 2013, 09:46 AM Post #875 |
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Harry's brother George liked his whisky A few tots made him feel rather frisky He pinched a few bums To ward off the glums - Nowadays such behaviour's quite risky. Will there be any end to the scandals? |
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| Mobson | May 4 2013, 09:57 AM Post #876 |
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Will there be any end to the scandals? I wondered as I was drinking at Randall's |
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| Norm Deplume | May 5 2013, 10:28 AM Post #877 |
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Will there be any end to the scandals? I wondered as I was drinking at Randall's Will charges be made? |
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| Mobson | May 6 2013, 07:32 AM Post #878 |
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Will there be any end to the scandals? I wondered as I was drinking at Randall's Will charges be made? Will damages be paid? Edited by Mobson, May 6 2013, 07:32 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | May 6 2013, 11:52 AM Post #879 |
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Will there be any end to the scandals? I wondered as I was drinking at Randall's Will charges be made? Will damages be paid? Is it warm enough to wear sandals? Bank Holiday sun's a rare treat |
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| Mobson | May 6 2013, 12:11 PM Post #880 |
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Bank Holiday sun's a rare treat We'll wear sandals to bare our feet |
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| waiting4atickle | May 6 2013, 01:41 PM Post #881 |
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Bank Holiday sun's a rare treat We'll wear sandals to bare our feet What! Go without socks? |
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| dai Cottomy | May 6 2013, 02:17 PM Post #882 |
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Bank Holiday sun's a rare treat We'll wear sandals to bare our feet What! Go without socks? Even ones that have clocks? |
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| Mobson | May 6 2013, 02:24 PM Post #883 |
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Bank Holiday sun's a rare treat We'll wear sandals to bare our feet What! Go without socks? Even ones that have clocks? Yes 'cos tanned tootsies look sweet ******************************* I'm so pale I look like a vampire Edited by Mobson, May 6 2013, 02:25 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 6 2013, 03:58 PM Post #884 |
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I'm so pale I look like a vampire Get the sun and eat lots of samphire |
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| Mobson | May 6 2013, 08:03 PM Post #885 |
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I'm so pale I look like a vampire Get the sun and eat lots of samphire But I've red hair'n'freckles Edited by Mobson, May 6 2013, 08:04 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 7 2013, 06:57 PM Post #886 |
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I'm so pale I look like a vampire Get the sun and eat lots of samphire But I've red hair'n'freckles So! Eat cakes made in Eccles |
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| dai Cottomy | May 7 2013, 07:38 PM Post #887 |
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I'm so pale I look like a vampire Get the sun and eat lots of samphire But I've red hair'n'freckles So! Eat cakes made in Eccles And mourn the loss of the Empire I've given up long distance flying |
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| Caro | May 7 2013, 09:26 PM Post #888 |
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I've given up long distance flying I'm scared that I might end up dying [my next-door-neighbour died last night; when this sort of thing happens everything reminds you of death, somehow] |
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| Mobson | May 8 2013, 12:57 AM Post #889 |
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I've given up long distance flying I'm scared that I might end up dying A dream that's recurring Edited by Mobson, May 8 2013, 01:06 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 8 2013, 08:36 AM Post #890 |
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I've given up long distance flying I'm scared that I might end up dying A dream that's recurring Sets my head a-whirring |
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| Norm Deplume | May 8 2013, 01:44 PM Post #891 |
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Fault
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| Norm Deplume | May 8 2013, 01:50 PM Post #892 |
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I've given up long distance flying I'm scared that I might end up dying A dream that's recurring Sets my head a-whirring And I wake up in the morning crying I'll try to pull myself together |
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| dai Cottomy | May 8 2013, 02:52 PM Post #893 |
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I'll try to pull myself together I'm reaching the end of my tether |
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| Mobson | May 9 2013, 01:41 AM Post #894 |
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I'll try to pull myself together I'm reaching the end of my tether Must find a solution Edited by Mobson, May 9 2013, 01:42 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 9 2013, 09:58 AM Post #895 |
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I'll try to pull myself together I'm reaching the end of my tether Must find a solution To my dissolution |
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| Caro | May 9 2013, 10:37 AM Post #896 |
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I'll try to pull myself together I'm reaching the end of my tether Must find a solution To my dissolution. Why bother? Let's get out the leather. It's fun for the best s and m |
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| dai Cottomy | May 9 2013, 10:56 AM Post #897 |
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It's fun for the best s and m To larrap the hell out of them |
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| waiting4atickle | May 9 2013, 01:30 PM Post #898 |
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It's fun for the best s and m To larrap the hell out of them So make with the cuffs (How far away did your next-door-neighbour live - and die - Caro?) |
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| dai Cottomy | May 9 2013, 01:59 PM Post #899 |
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It's fun for the best s and m To larrap the hell out of them So make with the cuffs But don't go for the snuffs |
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| Caro | May 9 2013, 09:39 PM Post #900 |
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It's fun for the best s and m To larrap the hell out of them So make with the cuffs But don't go for the snuffs Just go with the creme de la creme. An innocent young lad in Japan -------------------------------- --------------------- --------------------- -------------------------------- (W4at, our houses were close enough that we could have a chat while she was in the garden and I was hanging out washing. And she died at home after being diagnosed a few months ago with chronic leukaemia. She had come into the town from their farm and had a house built there but only lived three or four years after that. A big shame for an energetic woman with lots of talents, though we weren't really on visiting terms. Her funeral is on Monday - funerals are huge in our wee town, everyone comes and they are held in the local hall usually.) |
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