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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 21 2013, 10:40 AM Post #901 |
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We were doing a tour of "The Smoke" --------------------------------- Bow Church for the bells And then Sadler's Wells --------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Jun 21 2013, 11:38 AM Post #902 |
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We were doing a tour of "The Smoke" --------------------------------- Bow Church for the bells And then Sadler's Wells And the Comedy Store for a joke. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 21 2013, 12:02 PM Post #903 |
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We were doing a tour of "The Smoke" After watching South Africa choke. Bow Church for the bells And then Sadler's Wells And the Comedy Store for a joke. "Stand up and be counted" they said --------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- --------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 21 2013, 12:04 PM Post #904 |
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We were doing a tour of "The Smoke" I wore my clogs and opera cloak Bow Church for the bells And then Sadler's Wells And the Comedy Store for a joke.- Edited by dai Cottomy, Jun 21 2013, 12:07 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 21 2013, 12:08 PM Post #905 |
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Stand up and be counted" they said --------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- In the end, we all went to bed |
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| Caro | Jun 22 2013, 02:17 AM Post #906 |
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Stand up and be counted" they said --------------------------- "I'm not just a number" ------------------- In the end, we all went to bed |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 22 2013, 09:58 AM Post #907 |
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Stand up and be counted" they said "Up Yours! and go boil your head" "I'm not just a number" ------------------- In the end, we all went to bed |
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| tafkaj | Jun 22 2013, 12:42 PM Post #908 |
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"Stand up and be counted" they said. "Up Yours! and go boil your head;" "I'm not just a number," Said th'anaesthetist - bummer! In the end, we all went to bed. *************************************** ------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ I feel like letting go -------------------------- ------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 23 2013, 10:05 AM Post #909 |
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The rock face just seemed never-ending ------------------------------------ I feel like letting go -------------------------- ------------------------------------ |
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| Mobson | Jun 23 2013, 10:16 AM Post #910 |
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The rock face just seemed never-ending ------------------------------------ I feel like letting go Drop deep into snow ------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 23 2013, 04:04 PM Post #911 |
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The rock face just seemed never-ending Forever tilting and bending I feel like letting go Drop deep into snow ------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 24 2013, 10:09 AM Post #912 |
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The rock face just seemed never-ending Forever tilting and bending I feel like letting go Drop deep into snow Then I woke-up as the moon was descending They are funny old things,...scary dreams |
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| tafkaj | Jun 25 2013, 01:03 PM Post #913 |
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They are funny old things,...scary dreams ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- ------------------------------- And twenty-four large custard creams. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 25 2013, 01:50 PM Post #914 |
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They are funny old things,...scary dreams You wake the neighbours with your screams ------------------------------- ------------------------------- And twenty-four large custard creams. |
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| tafkaj | Jun 25 2013, 02:09 PM Post #915 |
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They are funny old things,...scary dreams You wake the neighbours with your screams And wake up to find ------------------------------- And twenty-four large custard creams. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 25 2013, 05:48 PM Post #916 |
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They are funny old things,...scary dreams You wake the neighbours with your screams And wake up to find A large cheese, with rind And twenty-four large custard creams. A cobbler in downtown High Wycombe |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 25 2013, 07:40 PM Post #917 |
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A cobbler in downtown High Wycombe When eating doughnuts, he liked to lick 'em |
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| Mobson | Jun 25 2013, 09:35 PM Post #918 |
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A cobbler in downtown High Wycombe When eating doughnuts, he liked to lick 'em Sucking jam from the middle Edited by Mobson, Jun 27 2013, 08:41 AM.
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| Caro | Jun 27 2013, 08:17 AM Post #919 |
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A cobbler in downtown High Wycombe When eating doughnuts, he liked to lick 'em Suck jam from the middle ----------------------- With the cream, his joy was to flick'em. |
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| Mobson | Jun 27 2013, 08:41 AM Post #920 |
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A cobbler in downtown High Wycombe When eating doughnuts, he liked to lick 'em Sucking jam from the middle Humming 'Hey diddle diddle' With the cream, his joy was to flick'em. |
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| Mobson | Jun 27 2013, 08:42 AM Post #921 |
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What happened at Wimbledon yesterday |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 27 2013, 07:59 PM Post #922 |
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What happened at Wimbledon yesterday Proves that grass should be turned into hay |
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| Caro | Jun 28 2013, 06:44 AM Post #923 |
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What happened at Wimbledon yesterday Proves that grass should be turned into hay Too green and too lush |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 28 2013, 09:40 AM Post #924 |
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What happened at Wimbledon yesterday Proves that grass should be turned into hay Too green and too lush ................................ Call themselves Pros, yet can't even play! |
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| tafkaj | Jun 28 2013, 02:02 PM Post #925 |
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What happened at Wimbledon yesterday Proves that grass should be turned into hay Too green and too lush It plays like a bush Call themselves Pros, yet can't even play! ******************************************** ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- But tak'n as a whole --------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 29 2013, 04:14 PM Post #926 |
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---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- But tak'n as a whole It beats being on the dole ---------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jul 1 2013, 02:47 AM Post #927 |
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Reg the actor has taken to Escourting ---------------------------------------------- But tak'n as a whole It beats being on the dole ---------------------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, Jul 1 2013, 02:48 AM.
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| Caro | Jul 1 2013, 10:35 AM Post #928 |
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Reg the actor has taken to Escourting ---------------------------------------------- But tak'n as a whole It beats being on the dole Or living a life cocaine snorting. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 1 2013, 04:35 PM Post #929 |
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Reg the actor has taken to Escourting In his car, while he was transporting But tak'n as a whole It beats being on the dole Or living a life cocaine snorting. An actor's life I'm 'fraid's not for me |
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| Mobson | Jul 1 2013, 07:18 PM Post #930 |
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An actor's life I'm 'fraid's not for me .................................................. .......... .......... That so many times ends in tragedy Edited by Mobson, Jul 1 2013, 07:18 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 2 2013, 12:58 AM Post #931 |
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An actor's life I'm 'fraid's not for me I'd rather have a nice hot cup of tea ......... .......... That so many times ends in tragedy |
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| tafkaj | Jul 2 2013, 02:07 PM Post #932 |
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An actor's life I'm 'fraid's not for me Or coffee, or milk .......... That so many times ends in tragedy |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 2 2013, 02:36 PM Post #933 |
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An actor's life I'm 'fraid's not for me I'd rather have a nice hot cup of tea Or coffee, or milk Or of similar ilk That so many times ends in tragedy A character actor called Clive |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 3 2013, 09:35 AM Post #934 |
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A character actor called Clive ........................................ ....................... .................... A master at dancing the jive Edited by Norm Deplume, Jul 3 2013, 09:36 AM.
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| Caro | Jul 3 2013, 10:05 AM Post #935 |
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A character actor called Clive Performed all parts, dead or alive ....................... .................... A master at dancing the jive |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 5 2013, 11:50 AM Post #936 |
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A character actor called Clive Performed all parts, dead or alive His 'Hamlet' was great .................... A master at dancing the jive Edited by Norm Deplume, Jul 5 2013, 11:52 AM.
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| Mobson | Jul 5 2013, 11:55 AM Post #937 |
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A character actor called Clive Performed all parts, dead or alive A change in his stance .................... A master at dancing the jive Edited by Mobson, Jul 5 2013, 11:55 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 6 2013, 10:49 AM Post #938 |
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A character actor called Clive Performed all parts, dead or alive A change in his stance He became at a glance A master at dancing the jive His uncle was Nicky the Nark |
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| Mobson | Jul 6 2013, 11:17 AM Post #939 |
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His uncle was Nicky the Nark ........................................ .......... .......... One dark night, just for a lark! Edited by Mobson, Jul 6 2013, 11:22 AM.
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| tafkaj | Jul 6 2013, 12:32 PM Post #940 |
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His uncle was Nicky the Nark - You know, that creep in the park .......... .......... One dark night, just for a lark! |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 6 2013, 06:51 PM Post #941 |
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His uncle was Nicky the Nark - You know, that creep in the park .......... Jumped into the lake One dark night, just for a lark! |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 7 2013, 09:00 PM Post #942 |
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His uncle was Nicky the Nark - You know, that creep in the park The big fruitcake Jumped into the lake One dark night, just for a lark! It's the duty of all good people |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 7 2013, 10:23 PM Post #943 |
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It's the duty of all good people To climb to the top of a steeple --------------------------------- --------------------------------- --------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jul 8 2013, 02:27 PM Post #944 |
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It's the duty of all good people To climb to the top of a steeple But I'm Vertigo Joe --------------------------------- --------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 8 2013, 04:30 PM Post #945 |
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It's the duty of all good people To climb to the top of a steeple But I'm Vertigo Joe --------------------------------- I'm gonna change my name by deed poll |
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| Mobson | Jul 8 2013, 04:36 PM Post #946 |
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It's the duty of all good people To climb to the top of a steeple But I'm Vertigo Joe And I think you should know I'm gonna change my name by deed poll |
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| Mobson | Jul 8 2013, 04:41 PM Post #947 |
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.......................................... whilst making Keralan pork curry ............ ............ ........................................... Edited by Mobson, Jul 8 2013, 05:07 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 8 2013, 05:19 PM Post #948 |
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.......................................... whilst making Keralan pork curry ............ ............ But there's no immediate hurry |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 9 2013, 07:39 AM Post #949 |
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Old Ranjit had no need to worry whilst making Keralan pork curry ............ ............ But there's no immediate hurry |
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| Mobson | Jul 9 2013, 10:52 AM Post #950 |
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Old Ranjit had no need to worry Whilst making Keralan pork curry Pummeling his spice ............ But there's no immediate hurry Edited by Mobson, Jul 9 2013, 10:57 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 9 2013, 01:58 PM Post #951 |
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Old Ranjit had no need to worry Whilst making Keralan pork curry Pummeling his spice He forgot to cook rice But there's no immediate hurry Some time later we sat down to dine |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 9 2013, 03:41 PM Post #952 |
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Some time later we sat down to dine She cooked the food, I brought the wine |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 9 2013, 03:46 PM Post #953 |
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Some time later we sat down to dine She cooked the food, I brought the wine I told my best joke |
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| Mobson | Jul 10 2013, 02:10 PM Post #954 |
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Some time later we sat down to dine She cooked the food, I brought the wine I told my best joke She started to choke |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 10 2013, 03:35 PM Post #955 |
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Some time later we sat down to dine She cooked the food, I brought the wine I told my best joke She started to choke I gave her the heimlich, now she is fine. A crusty old gent from North Wales -------------------------------------------- --------------------------------- --------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 10 2013, 07:33 PM Post #956 |
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A crusty old gent from North Wales .................................................... --------------------------------- --------------------------------- So he carries a bag in case all else fails |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 11 2013, 09:49 AM Post #957 |
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A crusty old gent from North Wales Loves taking the shells off of snails --------------------------------- --------------------------------- So he carries a bag in case all else fails |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 11 2013, 10:21 AM Post #958 |
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A crusty old gent from North Wales Loves taking the shells off of snails With a pair of pliers --------------------------------- So he carries a bag in case all else fails |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 11 2013, 03:51 PM Post #959 |
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A crusty old gent from North Wales Loves taking the shells off of snails With a pair of pliers For cutting the wires So he carries a bag in case all else fails Snails make the most delightful pets |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 11 2013, 04:06 PM Post #960 |
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Snails make the most delightful pets -------------------------------------- -------------------- -------------------- The bill's cheap at the vet's. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 11 2013, 09:23 PM Post #961 |
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Snails make the most delightful pets They can be bought in organised sets -------------------- -------------------- The bill's cheap at the vet's. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 11 2013, 09:55 PM Post #962 |
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Snails make the most delightful pets They can be bought in organised sets They're easy to keep -------------------- The bill's cheap at the vet's. |
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| Caro | Jul 12 2013, 12:28 AM Post #963 |
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Snails make the most delightful pets They can be bought in organised sets They're easy to keep They crawl, never leap, The bill's cheap at the vet's. ---------------------------- ---------------------------- It's a shame they don't talk ---------------- ---------------------------- |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 12 2013, 07:10 AM Post #964 |
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---------------------------- ---------------------------- It's a shame they don't talk ---------------- Ahh if only walls had ears. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 12 2013, 07:11 AM.
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| Caro | Jul 13 2013, 06:47 AM Post #965 |
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And guns, fast grenades, and big spears. It's a shame they don't talk ---------------- Ahh if only walls had ears. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 15 2013, 06:37 PM Post #966 |
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The aliens enhanced all our fears With guns, fast grenades, and big spears. It's a shame they don't talk ---------------- Ahh if only walls had ears. |
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| Caro | Jul 15 2013, 09:03 PM Post #967 |
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The aliens enhanced all our fears With guns, fast grenades, and big spears. It's a shame they don't talk Just grunt, stare and walk Ahh if only walls had ears. -------------------------- The ways of the world are so strange ---------------- ---------------- -------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 15 2013, 10:43 PM Post #968 |
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As I found out when riding the range, The ways of the world are so strange ---------------- ---------------- -------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 16 2013, 08:17 PM Post #969 |
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As I found out when riding the range, The ways of the world are so strange ---------------- ---------------- So I bought a new car, part exchange |
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| Mobson | Jul 17 2013, 01:40 PM Post #970 |
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As I found out when riding the range, The ways of the world are so strange My crotch was always sore ---------------- So I bought a new car, part exchange |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 17 2013, 07:26 PM Post #971 |
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As I found out when riding the range, The ways of the world are so strange My crotch was always sore I was touched to the core So I bought a new car, part exchange The problem with cars is emissions |
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| Caro | Jul 17 2013, 11:06 PM Post #972 |
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The problem with cars is emissions Would the worries be changed using fission? ---------------------- ---------------------- ----------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 18 2013, 01:50 PM Post #973 |
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The problem with cars is emissions Would the worries be changed using fission? ---------------------- Hey! don't be a jerk! ----------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 18 2013, 03:29 PM Post #974 |
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The problem with cars is emissions Would the worries be changed using fission? I doubt it would work Hey! don't be a jerk! ----------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 19 2013, 10:18 AM Post #975 |
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The problem with cars is emissions Would the worries be changed using fission? I doubt it would work Hey! don't be a jerk! All you need is a spark for ignition The price of car fuel is obscene |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 19 2013, 10:25 AM Post #976 |
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The price of car fuel is obscene All because it's not at all green |
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| Caro | Jul 19 2013, 10:57 AM Post #977 |
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The price of car fuel is obscene All because it's not at all green ------------------- Oil prices are up ------------------------------ |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 20 2013, 04:15 PM Post #978 |
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The price of car fuel is obscene All because it's not at all green While our cars like to sup Oil prices are up ------------------------------ |
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| Caro | Jul 21 2013, 01:19 AM Post #979 |
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The price of car fuel is obscene All because it's not at all green While our cars like to sup Oil prices are up Cheap transport is now a has-been. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- -------------------- Let's jump on a train and go far. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 21 2013, 10:00 AM Post #980 |
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The engine 's blown up on the car ------------------------------ -------------------- -------------------- Let's jump on a train and go far. |
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| Mobson | Jul 22 2013, 11:41 AM Post #981 |
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The engine 's blown up on the car ------------------------------ Our bikes all are nicked -------------------- Let's jump on a train and go far. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 24 2013, 11:11 AM Post #982 |
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The engine 's blown up on the car Don't fret, we'll all go down t'bar Our bikes all are nicked -------------------- Let's jump on a train and go far. |
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| Mobson | Jul 24 2013, 07:54 PM Post #983 |
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The engine 's blown up on the car Don't fret, we'll all go down t'bar Our bikes all are nicked Cos the locks all were picked Let's jump on a train and go far. Edited by Mobson, Jul 24 2013, 07:55 PM.
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| Mobson | Jul 24 2013, 07:56 PM Post #984 |
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How far can we go for a pony?
Edited by Mobson, Jul 24 2013, 07:57 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 25 2013, 04:11 PM Post #985 |
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How far can we go for a pony? Not far, twenty five quid is balony |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 26 2013, 04:45 PM Post #986 |
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How far can we go for a pony? Not far, twenty five quid is balony Take a taxi to town? |
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| Caro | Jul 26 2013, 11:36 PM Post #987 |
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How far can we go for a pony? Not far, twenty five quid is balony Take a taxi to town? ------------------- Let's go home; the show's just a phony. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 29 2013, 10:15 AM Post #988 |
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How far can we go for a pony? Not far, twenty five quid is balony Take a taxi to town? and go browsing aroun' Let's go home; the show's just a phony. I'd like a big win on the lotto |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 30 2013, 01:22 AM Post #989 |
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I'd like a big win on the lotto ------------------------ ----------------- ----------------- And then I'd go out and get blotto. |
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| Mobson | Jul 30 2013, 02:12 AM Post #990 |
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I'd like a big win on the lotto So I can buy an original Giotto ----------------- ----------------- And then I'd go out and get blotto. Edited by Mobson, Jul 30 2013, 02:12 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 30 2013, 09:48 AM Post #991 |
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I'd like a big win on the lotto So I can buy an original Giotto I would frame it in Gold ----------------- And then I'd go out and get blotto. |
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| Mobson | Jul 30 2013, 10:57 AM Post #992 |
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I'd like a big win on the lotto So I can buy an original Giotto I would frame it in Gold T'wuld look brassy'n'bold And then I'd go out and get blotto. Edited by Mobson, Jul 30 2013, 10:58 AM.
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| Mobson | Jul 30 2013, 11:00 AM Post #993 |
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A boat with full crew would come next
Edited by Mobson, Jul 30 2013, 11:01 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 30 2013, 11:12 AM Post #994 |
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A boat with full crew would come next ..................................................... ..................... .................... If I didn't do that, I'd be vexed |
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| Mobson | Jul 31 2013, 04:43 AM Post #995 |
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A boat with full crew would come next ..................................................... We'd sail around the world .................... If I didn't do that, I'd be vexed |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 31 2013, 09:47 AM Post #996 |
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"A boat with full crew would come next" said the Captain when he sent me a text We'd sail around the world .................... If I didn't do that, I'd be vexed |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 31 2013, 10:14 PM Post #997 |
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"A boat with full crew would come next" said the Captain when he sent me a text We'd sail around the world With mainsail unfurled If I didn't do that, I'd be vexed "Full steam ahead!" said the skipper |
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| Mobson | Jul 31 2013, 10:32 PM Post #998 |
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"Full steam ahead!" said the skipper Looking directly at Rita the Stripper Edited by Mobson, Jul 31 2013, 10:33 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 31 2013, 10:49 PM Post #999 |
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"Full steam ahead!" said the skipper Looking directly at Rita the Stripper ------------------------------- ------------------------------- She fell victim to old Jack the Ripper |
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| Mobson | Aug 1 2013, 12:22 AM Post #1000 |
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"Full steam ahead!" said the skipper Looking directly at Rita the Stripper She took him at his word ------------------------------- She fell victim to old Jack the Ripper |
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