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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Mobson | Oct 1 2013, 08:48 AM Post #1101 |
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So relieved it was only a dream
Edited by Mobson, Oct 1 2013, 09:09 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 1 2013, 11:27 AM Post #1102 |
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New line please Mobsy |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 1 2013, 11:38 AM Post #1103 |
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I'd eaten too much almond cream --------------------------- -------------- -------------- So relieved it was only a dream |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 1 2013, 01:20 PM Post #1104 |
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I'd eaten too much almond cream When suddenly I heard a loud scream -------------- -------------- So relieved it was only a dream |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 1 2013, 04:27 PM Post #1105 |
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I'd eaten too much almond cream When suddenly I heard a loud scream -------------- I awoke with a start So relieved it was only a dream |
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| Mobson | Oct 1 2013, 07:23 PM Post #1106 |
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I'd eaten too much almond cream When suddenly I heard a loud scream With everything falling apart I awoke with a start So relieved it was only a dream Edited by Mobson, Oct 1 2013, 07:23 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 1 2013, 07:29 PM Post #1107 |
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer ...................................................... ......... ......... ...................................................... |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 2 2013, 12:19 AM Post #1108 |
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer ...................................................... ......... ......... But he never did catch that llama. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 2 2013, 02:25 PM Post #1109 |
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer Found that he felt very much calmer ......... ......... But he never did catch that llama. |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 2 2013, 08:37 PM Post #1110 |
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer Found that he felt very much calmer At the end of the rutt He got a nasty butt But he never did catch that llama. The girl in the shop was called Daisy |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 3 2013, 12:16 AM Post #1111 |
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The girl in the shop was called Daisy And liked to pretend she was crazy ------------------ ------------------ ----------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Oct 8 2013, 10:20 AM Post #1112 |
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The girl in the shop was called Daisy And liked to pretend she was crazy ------------------ She nicked what she could ----------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 8 2013, 12:51 PM Post #1113 |
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The girl in the shop was called Daisy And liked to pretend she was crazy She put on her hood She nicked what she could ----------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Oct 8 2013, 02:06 PM Post #1114 |
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The girl in the shop was called Daisy And liked to pretend she was crazy She put on her hood She nicked what she could While singing like Haysi Fantayzee. ****************************************** ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ "I can't," said the fairy ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------ |
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| Mobson | Oct 8 2013, 03:38 PM Post #1115 |
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------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ "I can't," said the fairy Being rather contrary ------------------------------------------ |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 8 2013, 07:15 PM Post #1116 |
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I went to the foot of our garden ------------------------------------------ "I can't," said the fairy Being rather contrary ------------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 9 2013, 10:04 AM Post #1117 |
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I went to the foot of our garden Tripped on a small thing and begged her pardon "I can't," said the fairy Being rather contrary ------------------------------------------ |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 9 2013, 02:07 PM Post #1118 |
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I went to the foot of our garden Tripped on a small thing and begged her pardon "I can't," said the fairy Being rather contrary I felt my feelings for her harden Your average fairy is quite flighty |
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| Mobson | Oct 9 2013, 02:18 PM Post #1119 |
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Your average fairy is quite flighty ............................................... ........... ........... Blame them for being so high'n'mighty Edited by Mobson, Oct 9 2013, 02:19 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 9 2013, 09:28 PM Post #1120 |
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Your average fairy is quite flighty And fancies herself as Aphrodite ........... ........... Blame them for being so high'n'mighty |
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| Mobson | Oct 12 2013, 09:19 AM Post #1121 |
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Your average fairy is quite flighty And fancies herself as Aphrodite The elves disagree ........... Blame them for being so high'n'mighty |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 12 2013, 01:01 PM Post #1122 |
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Your average fairy is quite flighty And fancies herself as Aphrodite The elves disagree About who is Queen Bee Blame them for being so high'n'mighty Goblins have a great sense of fun |
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| Mobson | Oct 14 2013, 08:38 AM Post #1123 |
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Goblins have a great sense of fun ............................................... ........ ........ They'll take the mickey out of anyone |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 14 2013, 11:18 AM Post #1124 |
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Goblins have a great sense of fun They frolic and prance in the sun ........ ........ They'll take the mickey out of anyone |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 14 2013, 09:44 PM Post #1125 |
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Goblins have a great sense of fun They frolic and prance in the sun But they can be bad --------------------- They'll take the mickey out of anyone |
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| Mobson | Oct 15 2013, 02:19 PM Post #1126 |
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Goblins have a great sense of fun They frolic and prance in the sun But they can be bad But never sad They'll take the mickey out of anyone Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2013, 02:19 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 15 2013, 02:21 PM Post #1127 |
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They really need to clean up this place ...................................... ....... ....... ........................................ |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 16 2013, 01:38 AM Post #1128 |
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They really need to clean up this place ...................................... ....... ....... The whole thing is a total disgrace |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 17 2013, 12:14 PM Post #1129 |
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They really need to clean up this place It's a blot on the whole human race ....... ....... The whole thing is a total disgrace |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 17 2013, 03:54 PM Post #1130 |
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They really need to clean up this place It's a blot on the whole human race It's dirty and smelly ....... The whole thing is a total disgrace |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 18 2013, 01:57 PM Post #1131 |
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They really need to clean up this place It's a blot on the whole human race It's dirty and smelly Just like a pig's belly The whole thing is a total disgrace The man being charged is my brother |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 19 2013, 04:20 PM Post #1132 |
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The man being charged is my brother Although by a different mother ------------- ------------- --------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 19 2013, 04:30 PM Post #1133 |
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The man being charged is my brother Although by a different mother Of course, she had a bike ------------- --------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 19 2013, 05:42 PM Post #1134 |
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The man being charged is my brother Although by a different mother Of course, she had a bike (Or was it a trike?) --------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Oct 21 2013, 12:22 AM Post #1135 |
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The man being charged is my brother Although by a different mother Of course, she had a bike (Or was it a trike?) It was certainly one or the other *********************************** .................................................... .................................................... All charges were dropped ................................... ..................................................... Edited by Mobson, Oct 21 2013, 12:27 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 21 2013, 12:57 PM Post #1136 |
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.................................................... .................................................... All charges were dropped The villains were copped. ..................................................... |
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| Mobson | Oct 22 2013, 03:35 PM Post #1137 |
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My half-brother was innocent you see .................................................... All charges were dropped The villains were copped. ..................................................... |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 26 2013, 10:57 AM Post #1138 |
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My half-brother was innocent you see Arrested by an over-zealous P.C. All charges were dropped The villains were copped. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 26 2013, 11:09 AM Post #1139 |
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My half-brother was innocent you see Arrested by an over-zealous P.C. All charges were dropped The villains were copped - And folks say Mitchell has it easy. ************************************ ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ----------------------------- I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour. |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 26 2013, 03:47 PM Post #1140 |
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------------------------------------------------ Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour ----------------------------- ----------------------------- I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 28 2013, 12:36 PM Post #1141 |
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You know I'm a bit of a raver ... Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour ----------------------------- ----------------------------- I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour. |
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| Mobson | Oct 29 2013, 09:54 AM Post #1142 |
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You know I'm a bit of a raver ... Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour Why do you doubt it? ----------------------------- I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 29 2013, 03:15 PM Post #1143 |
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You know I'm a bit of a raver ... Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour! Why do you doubt it? I came here to shout it - I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour! ******************************************* ------------------------------------------ I'll have plenty of time on my own --------------------------------- --------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ |
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| Mobson | Oct 29 2013, 06:08 PM Post #1144 |
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone I'll have plenty of time on my own --------------------------------- --------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 31 2013, 12:46 PM Post #1145 |
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone I'll have plenty of time on my own --------------------------------- And things so inviting ------------------------------------------ |
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| Mobson | Oct 31 2013, 12:51 PM Post #1146 |
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone I'll have plenty of time on my own ------------------------- And things so inviting I'll explore elements of the unknown |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 1 2013, 05:24 PM Post #1147 |
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone I'll have plenty of time on my own For reading and writing And things so inviting I'll explore elements of the unknown The above of course, is not true |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 1 2013, 05:24 PM Post #1148 |
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edititified
Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 1 2013, 05:25 PM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 2 2013, 01:43 PM Post #1149 |
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The number of Earth's moons is two - The above of course, is not true ------------------------- ------------------------- --------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Nov 5 2013, 03:53 PM Post #1150 |
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The number of Earth's moons is two - The above of course, is not true ------------------------- enough of this twaddle --------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 5 2013, 05:40 PM Post #1151 |
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The number of Earth's moons is two - The above of course, is not true Please use you noddle enough of this twaddle --------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Nov 7 2013, 11:04 AM Post #1152 |
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The number of Earth's moons is two - The above of course, is not true Please use you noddle Enough of this twaddle Let's put up facts that are true blue! Edited by Mobson, Nov 7 2013, 11:06 AM.
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| Mobson | Nov 7 2013, 11:10 AM Post #1153 |
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Roses and red, violets are blue? |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 7 2013, 05:26 PM Post #1154 |
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Roses and red, violets are blue? ........................................... ...................... ...................... Margarita has a quite different hue |
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| tafkaj | Nov 9 2013, 01:17 PM Post #1155 |
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Roses and red, violets are blue? ........................................... Purple and green ...................... Margarita has a quite different hue |
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| Mobson | Nov 11 2013, 10:40 AM Post #1156 |
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Roses are red, violets are blue? Although that really isn't true Purple and green ...................... Margarita has a quite different hue |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 12 2013, 12:51 PM Post #1157 |
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Roses are red, Violets are blue? Although that really isn't true Purple and green Are favoured by Irene...............but Margarita has a quite different hue We went walkies with Bentley our poodle |
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| tafkaj | Nov 12 2013, 03:03 PM Post #1158 |
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------- ----------------------------- We went walkies with Bentley our poodle |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 12 2013, 04:56 PM Post #1159 |
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel I suddenly fancied a noodle ----------------------------- ----------------------------- We went walkies with Bentley our poodle |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 12 2013, 05:48 PM Post #1160 |
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel I suddenly fancied a noodle On it's own? Just one piece? ----------------------------- We went walkies with Bentley our poodle |
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| Mobson | Nov 14 2013, 12:41 PM Post #1161 |
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel I suddenly fancied a noodle On it's own? Just one piece? Sated, I put on my fleece We went walkies with Bentley our poodle |
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| Mobson | Nov 14 2013, 12:43 PM Post #1162 |
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The enemy stands fast at the gate |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 14 2013, 08:32 PM Post #1163 |
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The enemy stands fast at the gate ............................................. ..................... ................... 'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 15 2013, 12:34 PM.
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| Mobson | Nov 15 2013, 11:49 AM Post #1164 |
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The enemy stands fast at the gate The aggressors are running late ..................... ................... 'Twas seventy-two hour since they ate |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 15 2013, 12:34 PM Post #1165 |
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The enemy stands fast at the gate The aggressors are running late ..................... ................... 'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate |
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| tafkaj | Nov 15 2013, 12:41 PM Post #1166 |
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The enemy stands fast at the gate The aggressors are running late 'Cos they took the train ................... 'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 15 2013, 01:06 PM Post #1167 |
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The enemy stands fast at the gate The aggressors are running late 'Cos they took the train They're feeling the strain 'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate Hunger does strange things to the mind |
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| chocster | Nov 18 2013, 05:53 AM Post #1168 |
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Hunger does strange things to the mind The man with the lunch box opined |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 18 2013, 02:07 PM Post #1169 |
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Hunger does strange things to the mind The man with the lunch box opined As he deftly pulled out |
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| chocster | Nov 18 2013, 03:25 PM Post #1170 |
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Hunger does strange things to the mind The man with the lunch box opined As he deftly pulled out ------------------------- It was the most creative use for lemon rind |
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| tafkaj | Nov 19 2013, 02:54 PM Post #1171 |
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Hunger does strange things to the mind The man with the lunch box opined As he deftly pulled out An arts & crafts trout - It was the most creative use for lemon rind. *************************************** Beware! For th'end is no nigh --------------------------------- --------------------- --------------------- --------------------------------- Edited by tafkaj, Nov 19 2013, 02:55 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2013, 03:20 PM Post #1172 |
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Beware! For th'end is no nigh Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh --------------------- --------------------- --------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Nov 20 2013, 05:27 PM Post #1173 |
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Beware! For th'end is no nigh Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh --------------------- Fed up with life --------------------------------- |
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| chocster | Nov 20 2013, 05:36 PM Post #1174 |
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Beware! For th'end is no nigh Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh A constant nag for a wife Fed up with life --------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Nov 22 2013, 11:52 AM Post #1175 |
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Beware! For th'end is no nigh Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh A constant nag for a wife Fed up with life He's rejoicing in becoming bi |
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| Mobson | Nov 22 2013, 11:52 AM Post #1176 |
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Bye Bye to all that |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 22 2013, 12:02 PM Post #1177 |
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Slightly deficient in the syllable dept. Mobs Bye Bye to all that Said the owl to the cat |
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| Mobson | Nov 22 2013, 12:05 PM Post #1178 |
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tut! ...should have delineated where I wanted to put it....do so now .............................................. .............................................. Bye Bye to all that Said the owl to the cat .............................................. Edited by Mobson, Nov 22 2013, 12:05 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 22 2013, 06:17 PM Post #1179 |
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.............................................. .............................................. Bye Bye to all that Said the owl to the cat So they put it in Room 101 |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 23 2013, 11:39 AM Post #1180 |
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The witching hour had just begun .............................................. Bye Bye to all that Said the owl to the cat So they put it in Room 101 |
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| tafkaj | Nov 23 2013, 11:49 AM Post #1181 |
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The witching hour had just begun And the creatures were dreading the fun; "Bye Bye to all that," Said the owl to the cat, So they put it in Room 101. ****************************************** -------------------------------------- I can't play it without a plectrum ------------------------- ------------------------- -------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 23 2013, 11:54 AM Post #1182 |
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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum' I can't play it without a plectrum ------------------------- ------------------------- -------------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Nov 23 2013, 11:59 AM Post #1183 |
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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum' I can't play it without a plectrum And although it's cheap ------------------------- -------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 23 2013, 08:15 PM Post #1184 |
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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum' I can't play it without a plectrum And although it's cheap ------------------------- 'Cos my spectrum is made from electrum |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 24 2013, 02:13 PM Post #1185 |
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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum' I can't play it without a plectrum And although it's cheap I helps me to sleep 'Cos my spectrum is made from electrum That last line didn't make any sense |
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| chocster | Nov 24 2013, 02:43 PM Post #1186 |
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That last line didn't make any sense --------------------------------------- ---------------------------- -------------------------- All in all and all told it only cost fifty pence |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 24 2013, 03:39 PM Post #1187 |
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That last line didn't make any sense Though I may be a little bit dense ---------------------------- -------------------------- All in all and all told it only cost fifty pence Chocs,I notice your limerick rhythm isn't always quite right! |
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| chocster | Nov 24 2013, 11:13 PM Post #1188 |
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That last line didn't make any sense Though I may be a little bit dense I did buy a brain -------------------------- All in all and all told it only cost fifty pence you are right, I should visit a sight to tell me, I suppose once you have the knack it is with you for life Edited by chocster, Nov 24 2013, 11:14 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 25 2013, 10:35 AM Post #1189 |
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The last line didn't make any sense Though I may be a little bit dense I did buy a brain From a chap on a train And it only cost me fifty pence A happy old soul from South Shields |
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| tafkaj | Nov 25 2013, 12:05 PM Post #1190 |
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[Right - you asked for it .. ] ----------------------------------------- Wasn't happy with his shares' yields --------------------------- --------------------------- A happy old soul from South Shields. |
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| Mobson | Nov 25 2013, 01:05 PM Post #1191 |
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Old Joe, farming away in his fields, Wasn't happy with his shares' yields --------------------------- --------------------------- A happy old soul from South Shields. |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 25 2013, 11:01 PM Post #1192 |
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Old Joe, farming away in his fields, Wasn't happy with his shares' yields Traded in for cash --------------------------- A happy old soul from South Shields. |
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| chocster | Nov 26 2013, 01:01 AM Post #1193 |
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Old Joe, farming away in his fields, Wasn't happy with his shares' yields Traded in for cash And grew a moustache A happy old soul from South Shields. Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair |
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| Mobson | Nov 26 2013, 11:15 AM Post #1194 |
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I'm abstaining from this one!...
Edited by Mobson, Nov 26 2013, 11:16 AM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 26 2013, 03:00 PM Post #1195 |
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[And AGAIN!] Some people just don't think it's fair Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- |
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| chocster | Nov 27 2013, 01:18 PM Post #1196 |
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Some people just don't think it's fair Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Thank God he isn't that **** Tony Blair |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 27 2013, 02:09 PM Post #1197 |
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Some people just don't think it's fair Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair A big fat moustache ------------------------------ Thank God he isn't that **** Tony Blair |
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| chocster | Nov 27 2013, 03:19 PM Post #1198 |
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Some people just don't think it's fair Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair A big fat moustache You could trust with cash Thank God he isn't that **** Tony Blair I thank Norm for teaching me the rules |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 27 2013, 04:13 PM Post #1199 |
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I thank Norm for teaching me the rules The knowledge is worth its weight in 'jools' |
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| chocster | Nov 27 2013, 08:49 PM Post #1200 |
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I thank Norm for teaching me the rules The knowledge is worth its weight in 'jools' --------------------------------- -------------------------------- Thank goodness he had bought the right 'tools'. |
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