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dai Cottomy
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792



It's awful, the lies that we tell
And maybe we'll all go to Hell
So always tell the Truth
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So relieved it was only a dream
Edited by Mobson, Oct 1 2013, 09:09 AM.
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Norm Deplume
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New line please Mobsy
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waiting4atickle
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I'd eaten too much almond cream
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So relieved it was only a dream

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dai Cottomy
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I'd eaten too much almond cream
When suddenly I heard a loud scream
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So relieved it was only a dream
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Norm Deplume
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I'd eaten too much almond cream
When suddenly I heard a loud scream
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I awoke with a start
So relieved it was only a dream
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Mobson
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I'd eaten too much almond cream
When suddenly I heard a loud scream
With everything falling apart
I awoke with a start
So relieved it was only a dream



Edited by Mobson, Oct 1 2013, 07:23 PM.
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer
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But he never did catch that llama.

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dai Cottomy
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer
Found that he felt very much calmer
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But he never did catch that llama.
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Norm Deplume
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After a roll in the hay the young farmer
Found that he felt very much calmer
At the end of the rutt
He got a nasty butt
But he never did catch that llama.



The girl in the shop was called Daisy
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The girl in the shop was called Daisy
And liked to pretend she was crazy
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Mobson
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The girl in the shop was called Daisy
And liked to pretend she was crazy
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She nicked what she could
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dai Cottomy
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The girl in the shop was called Daisy
And liked to pretend she was crazy
She put on her hood
She nicked what she could
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tafkaj

The girl in the shop was called Daisy
And liked to pretend she was crazy
She put on her hood
She nicked what she could
While singing like Haysi Fantayzee.

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"I can't," said the fairy
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"I can't," said the fairy
Being rather contrary
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I went to the foot of our garden
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"I can't," said the fairy
Being rather contrary
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Norm Deplume
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I went to the foot of our garden
Tripped on a small thing and begged her pardon
"I can't," said the fairy
Being rather contrary
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dai Cottomy
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I went to the foot of our garden
Tripped on a small thing and begged her pardon
"I can't," said the fairy
Being rather contrary
I felt my feelings for her harden


Your average fairy is quite flighty
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Your average fairy is quite flighty
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Blame them for being so high'n'mighty
Edited by Mobson, Oct 9 2013, 02:19 PM.
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Your average fairy is quite flighty
And fancies herself as Aphrodite
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Blame them for being so high'n'mighty

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Your average fairy is quite flighty
And fancies herself as Aphrodite
The elves disagree
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Blame them for being so high'n'mighty
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dai Cottomy
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Your average fairy is quite flighty
And fancies herself as Aphrodite
The elves disagree
About who is Queen Bee
Blame them for being so high'n'mighty


Goblins have a great sense of fun
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Goblins have a great sense of fun
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They'll take the mickey out of anyone
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Norm Deplume
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Goblins have a great sense of fun
They frolic and prance in the sun
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They'll take the mickey out of anyone
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dai Cottomy
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Goblins have a great sense of fun
They frolic and prance in the sun
But they can be bad
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They'll take the mickey out of anyone
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Goblins have a great sense of fun
They frolic and prance in the sun
But they can be bad
But never sad
They'll take the mickey out of anyone
Edited by Mobson, Oct 15 2013, 02:19 PM.
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They really need to clean up this place
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dai Cottomy
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They really need to clean up this place
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The whole thing is a total disgrace
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Norm Deplume
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They really need to clean up this place
It's a blot on the whole human race
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The whole thing is a total disgrace
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dai Cottomy
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They really need to clean up this place
It's a blot on the whole human race
It's dirty and smelly
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The whole thing is a total disgrace
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They really need to clean up this place
It's a blot on the whole human race
It's dirty and smelly
Just like a pig's belly
The whole thing is a total disgrace



The man being charged is my brother
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The man being charged is my brother
Although by a different mother
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The man being charged is my brother
Although by a different mother
Of course, she had a bike
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The man being charged is my brother
Although by a different mother
Of course, she had a bike
(Or was it a trike?)
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The man being charged is my brother
Although by a different mother
Of course, she had a bike
(Or was it a trike?)
It was certainly one or the other


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All charges were dropped
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Edited by Mobson, Oct 21 2013, 12:27 AM.
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dai Cottomy
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All charges were dropped
The villains were copped.
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Mobson
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My half-brother was innocent you see
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All charges were dropped
The villains were copped.
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Norm Deplume
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My half-brother was innocent you see
Arrested by an over-zealous P.C.
All charges were dropped
The villains were copped.
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tafkaj

My half-brother was innocent you see
Arrested by an over-zealous P.C.
All charges were dropped
The villains were copped -
And folks say Mitchell has it easy.

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I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour.
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Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour
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I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour.
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tafkaj

You know I'm a bit of a raver ...
Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour
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I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour.
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You know I'm a bit of a raver ...
Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour
Why do you doubt it?
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I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour.
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tafkaj

You know I'm a bit of a raver ...
Oh c'mon mate, do me a favour!
Why do you doubt it?
I came here to shout it -
I just can't get 'nough o'that sweet flavour!

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I'll have plenty of time on my own
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone
I'll have plenty of time on my own
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Norm Deplume
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone
I'll have plenty of time on my own
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And things so inviting
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone
I'll have plenty of time on my own
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And things so inviting
I'll explore elements of the unknown
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Now they've taken my t.v. 'n' phone
I'll have plenty of time on my own
For reading and writing
And things so inviting
I'll explore elements of the unknown



The above of course, is not true
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edititified
Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 1 2013, 05:25 PM.
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tafkaj

The number of Earth's moons is two -
The above of course, is not true
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Mobson
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The number of Earth's moons is two -
The above of course, is not true
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enough of this twaddle
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Norm Deplume
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The number of Earth's moons is two -
The above of course, is not true
Please use you noddle
enough of this twaddle
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Mobson
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The number of Earth's moons is two -
The above of course, is not true
Please use you noddle
Enough of this twaddle
Let's put up facts that are true blue!
Edited by Mobson, Nov 7 2013, 11:06 AM.
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Roses and red, violets are blue?
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Roses and red, violets are blue?
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Margarita has a quite different hue

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tafkaj

Roses and red, violets are blue?
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Purple and green
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Margarita has a quite different hue
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Roses are red, violets are blue?
Although that really isn't true
Purple and green
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Margarita has a quite different hue
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Norm Deplume
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Roses are red, Violets are blue?
Although that really isn't true
Purple and green
Are favoured by Irene...............but
Margarita has a quite different hue





We went walkies with Bentley our poodle
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel
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We went walkies with Bentley our poodle
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel
I suddenly fancied a noodle
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We went walkies with Bentley our poodle
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel
I suddenly fancied a noodle
On it's own? Just one piece?
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We went walkies with Bentley our poodle
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After scoffing a hot apple strudel
I suddenly fancied a noodle
On it's own? Just one piece?
Sated, I put on my fleece
We went walkies with Bentley our poodle
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The enemy stands fast at the gate
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The enemy stands fast at the gate
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'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate
Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 15 2013, 12:34 PM.
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The enemy stands fast at the gate
The aggressors are running late
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'Twas seventy-two hour since they ate
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The enemy stands fast at the gate
The aggressors are running late
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'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate
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tafkaj

The enemy stands fast at the gate
The aggressors are running late
'Cos they took the train
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'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate
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The enemy stands fast at the gate
The aggressors are running late
'Cos they took the train
They're feeling the strain
'Twas seventy-two hours since they ate


Hunger does strange things to the mind
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chocster

Hunger does strange things to the mind
The man with the lunch box opined
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Hunger does strange things to the mind
The man with the lunch box opined
As he deftly pulled out
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chocster

Hunger does strange things to the mind
The man with the lunch box opined
As he deftly pulled out
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It was the most creative use for lemon rind
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tafkaj

Hunger does strange things to the mind
The man with the lunch box opined
As he deftly pulled out
An arts & crafts trout -
It was the most creative use for lemon rind.

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Beware! For th'end is no nigh
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Beware! For th'end is no nigh
Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh
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Beware! For th'end is no nigh
Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh
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Fed up with life
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chocster

Beware! For th'end is no nigh
Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh
A constant nag for a wife
Fed up with life
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Beware! For th'end is no nigh
Said McTavish with a heartfelt sigh
A constant nag for a wife
Fed up with life
He's rejoicing in becoming bi
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Bye Bye to all that
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Slightly deficient in the syllable dept. Mobs

Bye Bye to all that
Said the owl to the cat
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tut! ...should have delineated where I wanted to put it....do so now


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Bye Bye to all that
Said the owl to the cat
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Bye Bye to all that
Said the owl to the cat
So they put it in Room 101
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The witching hour had just begun
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Bye Bye to all that
Said the owl to the cat
So they put it in Room 101
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tafkaj

The witching hour had just begun
And the creatures were dreading the fun;
"Bye Bye to all that,"
Said the owl to the cat,
So they put it in Room 101.

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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum'
I can't play it without a plectrum
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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum'
I can't play it without a plectrum
And although it's cheap
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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum'
I can't play it without a plectrum
And although it's cheap
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'Cos my spectrum is made from electrum
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My latest guitar's called 'The Spectrum'
I can't play it without a plectrum
And although it's cheap
I helps me to sleep
'Cos my spectrum is made from electrum


That last line didn't make any sense

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chocster

That last line didn't make any sense
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All in all and all told it only cost fifty pence
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That last line didn't make any sense
Though I may be a little bit dense
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All in all and all told it only cost fifty pence Chocs,I notice your limerick rhythm isn't always quite right!
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chocster

That last line didn't make any sense
Though I may be a little bit dense
I did buy a brain
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All in all and all told it only cost fifty pence you are right, I should visit a sight to tell me, I suppose once you have the knack it is with you for life
Edited by chocster, Nov 24 2013, 11:14 PM.
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The last line didn't make any sense
Though I may be a little bit dense
I did buy a brain
From a chap on a train
And it only cost me fifty pence




A happy old soul from South Shields
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tafkaj

[Right - you asked for it .. ]

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Wasn't happy with his shares' yields
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A happy old soul from South Shields.
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Old Joe, farming away in his fields,
Wasn't happy with his shares' yields
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A happy old soul from South Shields.
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Old Joe, farming away in his fields,
Wasn't happy with his shares' yields
Traded in for cash
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A happy old soul from South Shields.
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chocster

Old Joe, farming away in his fields,
Wasn't happy with his shares' yields
Traded in for cash
And grew a moustache
A happy old soul from South Shields.

Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair

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:-/ I'm abstaining from this one!...
Edited by Mobson, Nov 26 2013, 11:16 AM.
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tafkaj

[And AGAIN!]

Some people just don't think it's fair
Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair
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chocster

Some people just don't think it's fair
Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair
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Thank God he isn't that **** Tony Blair
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Some people just don't think it's fair
Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair
A big fat moustache
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Thank God he isn't that **** Tony Blair

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Some people just don't think it's fair
Mitch Johnson should keep his facial hair
A big fat moustache
You could trust with cash
Thank God he isn't that **** Tony Blair

I thank Norm for teaching me the rules
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I thank Norm for teaching me the rules
The knowledge is worth its weight in 'jools'
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I thank Norm for teaching me the rules
The knowledge is worth its weight in 'jools'
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Thank goodness he had bought the right 'tools'.
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