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dai Cottomy
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792



It's awful, the lies that we tell
And maybe we'll all go to Hell
So always tell the Truth
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Norm Deplume
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My days of wine and roses are past
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It's no use crying
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The "Salad Days" caught up with me at last.
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My days of wine and roses are past
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It's no use crying
No cribbing or sighing
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The "Salad Days" caught up with me at last.
Edited by Mobson, Mar 12 2014, 02:24 PM.
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Norm Deplume
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My days of wine and roses are past
They seemed to have run out quite fast
It's no use crying
No cribbing or sighing
The "Salad Days" caught up with me at last.





A plumber from Brighton called Janet
Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 12 2014, 07:13 PM.
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet
Hit her head on a worktop of granite
Edited by Mobson, Mar 12 2014, 10:10 PM.
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Norm Deplume
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet
Hit her head on a worktop of granite
It caused a big lump
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dai Cottomy
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet
Hit her head on a worktop of granite
It caused a big lump
'Cos it was quite a bump
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Norm Deplume
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet
Hit her head on a worktop of granite
It caused a big lump
'Cos it was quite a bump
But it can't have been too bad. Can it?


There's a lady called Colchester Cath
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tafkaj

[Another random line, eh ... ? <brickwall> <brickwall> ]

In the Crescent in ancient old Bath
There's a lady called Colchester Cath
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Edited by tafkaj, Mar 15 2014, 01:15 PM.
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dai Cottomy
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In the Crescent in ancient old Bath
There's a lady called Colchester Cath
She's a long way from home
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Norm Deplume
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In the Crescent in ancient old Bath
There's a lady called Colchester Cath
She's a long way from home
While she's writing a tome
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Mobson
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In the Crescent in ancient old Bath
There's a lady called Colchester Cath
She's a long way from home
While she's writing a tome
And taking tea at the Society cafe
Edited by Mobson, Mar 17 2014, 07:15 AM.
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So we're moving to Skipton post-haste
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Edited by Mobson, Mar 17 2014, 07:24 AM.
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dai Cottomy
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There's not a lot of time left to waste
So we're moving to Skipton post-haste
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Norm Deplume
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There's not a lot of time left to waste
So we're moving to Skipton post-haste
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And sandwiches filled with fish paste.
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dai Cottomy
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There's not a lot of time left to waste
So we're moving to Skipton post-haste
To eat pie and mash
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And sandwiches filled with fish paste.
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tafkaj

There's not a lot of time left to waste
So we're moving to Skipton post-haste
To eat pie and mash
(But not pre-mixed Smash)
And sandwiches filled with fish paste.

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But it feels like I've failed
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dai Cottomy
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But it feels like I've failed
'Cos my boat has just sailed
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Mobson
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Seems the harder and harder I try
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But it feels like I've failed
'Cos my boat has just sailed
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Norm Deplume
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Seems the harder and harder I try
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But it feels like I've failed
'Cos my boat has just sailed
And my final chance just passed me by
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tafkaj

Seems the harder and harder I try
I feel like I'm going to die;
But it feels like I've failed
'Cos my boat has just sailed
And my final chance just passed me by.

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But it sounds like a bee in a jar
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Norm Deplume
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But it sounds like a bee in a jar
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Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far.
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To go travelling, he's bought a car
But it sounds like a bee in a jar
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Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far.
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Norm Deplume
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To go travelling, he's bought a car
But it sounds like a bee in a jar
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Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far.
Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 21 2014, 11:25 AM.
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To go travelling, he's bought a car
But it sounds like a bee in a jar
Mechanics please unravel
He's determined to travel
Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far.

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Had to finish this one off
Edited by Mobson, Mar 22 2014, 11:47 AM.
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Norm Deplume
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Had to finish this one off
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Cos I've got a nasty cough
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Caro

Had to finish this one off
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Then take to my bed
Cos I've got a nasty cough
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Mobson
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Had to finish this one off,
The last slice of pizza I scoff
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Then take to my bed
Cos I've got a nasty cough
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Norm Deplume
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Had to finish this one off,
The last slice of pizza I scoff
With crusty bread
Then take to my bed
Cos I've got a nasty cough



The Lady really was not for turning
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Mobson
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The Lady really was not for turning
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But her speeches were already burning
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tafkaj

The Lady really was not for turning
As the people of Kiev are now learning
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But her speeches were already burning
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Norm Deplume
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The Lady really was not for turning
As the people of Kiev are now learning
..
As she baked currant buns
But her speeches were already burning

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dai Cottomy
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The Lady really was not for turning
As the people of Kiev are now learning
She loaded the guns
As she baked currant buns
But her speeches were already burning


She reminds me of Eskimo Nell
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She reminds me of Eskimo Nell
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That's how they can really tell
Edited by Mobson, Mar 28 2014, 03:01 AM.
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Norm Deplume
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She reminds me of Eskimo Nell
Who lives in the backstreets of Hell
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That's how they can really tell
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tafkaj

She reminds me of Eskimo Nell
Who lives in the backstreets of Hell
But she has no shadow
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That's how they can really tell
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Norm Deplume
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She reminds me of Eskimo Nell
Who lives in the backstreets of Hell
But she has no shadow
When she eats avacado
That's how they can really tell


The bottom line is, we don't know


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Mobson
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The bottom line is, we don't know
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Just where did that plane really go



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dai Cottomy
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The bottom line is, we don't know
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Somewhere in the deep
Just where did that plane really go
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Norm Deplume
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The bottom line is, we don't know
As the Ocean tides ebb and flow
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Somewhere in the deep
Just where did that plane really go
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Norm Deplume
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The bottom line is, we don't know
As the Ocean tides ebb and flow
Does the black box still bleep?
Somewhere in the deep
Just where did that plane really go



A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane
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And hair as thick as a horses mane
Edited by Mobson, Apr 1 2014, 05:44 PM.
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane
Was crushed by a runaway train
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And hair as thick as a horses mane

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Norm Deplume
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane
Was crushed by a runaway train
But the train bounced right off her
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And hair as thick as a horses mane
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane
Was crushed by a runaway train
But the train bounced right off her
And the hit by a boffer
Showed hair as thick as a horse's mane [Sorry, slightly changes there. "Off her" is not as easy to rhyme as you might think.)


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With rain after drought
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A weather forecaster from Wem
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With rain after drought
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dai Cottomy
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A weather forecaster from Wem
Suffered from a surfeit of phlegm
With rain after drought
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tafkaj

A weather forecaster from Wem
Suffered from a surfeit of phlegm
With rain after drought
He'd catch the folks out
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Norm Deplume
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A weather forecaster from Wem
Suffered from a surfeit of phlegm
With rain after drought
He'd catch the folks out
by coughing all over them


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On an old saxophone
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Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 5 2014, 02:49 PM.
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When Archie decided to go solo
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On an old saxophone
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Edited by Mobson, Apr 5 2014, 05:28 PM.
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When Archie decided to go solo
He decided his flute was a no-no
On an old saxophone
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Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 6 2014, 11:41 AM.
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Norm Deplume
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When Archie decided to go solo
He decided his flute was a no-no
On an old saxophone
That he bought with a loan
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dai Cottomy
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When Archie decided to go solo
He decided his flute was a no-no
On an old saxophone
That he bought with a loan
He recorded sweet music with Bono



On the day that we went on the spree






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On the day that we went on the spree
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That was Archie and Bono and me
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On the day that we went on the spree
There were cupcakes and muffins for tea
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That was Archie and Bono and me
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<cupcake> <mmmmm>
Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 7 2014, 03:21 PM.
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Mobson
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On the day that we went on the spree
There were cupcakes and muffins for tea
We ran over the bog
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That was Archie and Bono and me
Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2014, 10:31 AM.
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On the day that we went on the spree
There were cupcakes and muffins for tea
We ran over the bog
And chased an old hog
That was Archie and Bono and me


The happiest days of our lives
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Norm Deplume
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On a day-trip with all of our wives
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The happiest days of our lives
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dai Cottomy
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On a day-trip with all of our wives
We avoided our usual dives
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The happiest days of our lives
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On a day-trip with all of our wives
We avoided our usual dives
Taking to the skies
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The happiest days of our lives
Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2014, 07:58 PM.
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On a day-trip with all of our wives
We avoided our usual dives
Taking to the skies
With pop and pork pies
The happiest days of our lives


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I post this with a loving kiss
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After many years of married bliss
I post this with a loving kiss
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After many years of married bliss
I post this with a loving kiss
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I hope you read and respond to this
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Norm Deplume
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After many years of married bliss
I post this with a loving kiss
My love knows no bounds
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I hope you read and respond to this
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Mobson
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After many years of married bliss
I post this with a loving kiss
My love knows no bounds
and as daft as this sounds
I hope you read and respond to this
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Mobson
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The stately home was crumbling
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Caro

An earthquake began its slow rumbling
The stately home was crumbling
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An earthquake began its slow rumbling
The stately home was crumbling
The roof was awry
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tafkaj

An earthquake began its slow rumbling
The stately home was crumbling
The roof was awry
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Engaged in some teenage fumbling
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An earthquake began its slow rumbling
The stately home was crumbling
The roof was awry,
By the way, so was I
Engaged in some teenage fumbling


The roof on my shed 's started leaking


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tafkaj

[Another first line, Norm ... ? :huh: ]

The roof on my shed 's started leaking
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So I'm sending it East via Peking
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The roof on my shed 's started leaking
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My toolkit is rusting
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So I'm sending it East via Peking
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Norm Deplume
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The roof on my shed 's started leaking
The hinge on the door won't stop squeaking
My toolkit is rusting
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So I'm sending it East via Peking
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The roof on my shed 's started leaking
The hinge on the door won't stop squeaking
My toolkit is rusting
The terrace needs dusting
So I'm sending it East via Peking



A freelance phone hacker from Surrey
Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 13 2014, 04:02 PM.
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey
Had to leave the county in a hurry
Edited by Mobson, Apr 13 2014, 09:19 PM.
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey
Had to leave the county in a hurry
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Unlike my mate Andy Murray.
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey
Had to leave the county in a hurry
Unprepared and in a flurry
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Unlike my mate Andy Murray.
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey
Had to leave the county in a hurry
Unprepared and in a flurry
While eating a curry
Unlike my mate Andy Murray.


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The rhymes should be one, two and five
Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 15 2014, 07:24 PM.
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While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive
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The rhymes should be one, two and five

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Nine syllables to get this alive
While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive
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The rhymes should be one, two and five
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Nine syllables to get this alive
While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive
Then five or six more
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The rhymes should be one, two and five

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Nine syllables to get this alive
While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive
Then five or six more
Or in tranches of four
The rhymes should be one, two and five
Edited by Mobson, Apr 18 2014, 12:27 PM.
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It's Easter again and it's time
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Norm Deplume
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It's Easter again and it's time
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Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime'
Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 18 2014, 09:30 PM.
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tafkaj

It's Easter again and it's time
To pen an appropriate rhyme
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Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime'
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It's Easter again and it's time
To pen an appropriate rhyme
'bout cute little bunnies
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Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime'
"He
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Caro

It's Easter again and it's time
To pen an appropriate rhyme
'bout cute little bunnies
They really are honeys.
Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime'


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I made us the best hot cross buns
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With a recipe stol'n from the nuns
I made us the best hot cross buns
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Norm Deplume
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With a recipe stol'n from the nuns
I made us the best hot cross buns
With brandy and cream
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With a recipe stol'n from the nuns
I made us the best hot cross buns
With brandy and cream
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Maybe that's why we all got the 'runs'.

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Caro

With a recipe stol'n from the nuns
I made us the best hot cross buns
With brandy and cream
And sauce in a stream
Maybe that's why we all got the 'runs'.


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I'd rather be buried in sand.
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Norm Deplume
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Things weren't going quite as I planned
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I'd rather be buried in sand.


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I asked him to give me a hand
'Cos things weren't going quite as planned
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I'd rather be buried in sand.
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I asked him to give me a hand
'Cos things weren't going quite as planned
He asked a high price
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I'd rather be buried in sand.
Edited by Mobson, Apr 25 2014, 10:12 PM.
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I asked him to give me a hand
'Cos things weren't going quite as planned
He asked a high price
I didn't think twice -
I'd rather be buried in sand.


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And came over all queer
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tafkaj

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And drinking it has an effect
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And came over all queer
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And drinking it has an effect
I drank the black beer
And came over all queer
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tafkaj

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And drinking it has an effect
I drank the black beer
And came over all queer -
A bit like the President Elect.
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Booze is bad for you I suspect
And drinking it has an effect
I drank the black beer
And came over all queer -
A bit like the President Elect.


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He swayed in an inappropiate manner
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For twelve hours he had played the pianna
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He swayed in an inappropiate manner
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