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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 12 2014, 01:59 PM Post #1401 |
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My days of wine and roses are past ................................................. It's no use crying ........................... The "Salad Days" caught up with me at last. |
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| Mobson | Mar 12 2014, 02:23 PM Post #1402 |
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My days of wine and roses are past ................................................. It's no use crying No cribbing or sighing ........................... The "Salad Days" caught up with me at last. Edited by Mobson, Mar 12 2014, 02:24 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 12 2014, 07:09 PM Post #1403 |
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My days of wine and roses are past They seemed to have run out quite fast It's no use crying No cribbing or sighing The "Salad Days" caught up with me at last. A plumber from Brighton called Janet Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 12 2014, 07:13 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 12 2014, 10:09 PM Post #1404 |
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet Hit her head on a worktop of granite Edited by Mobson, Mar 12 2014, 10:10 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 14 2014, 11:43 AM Post #1405 |
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet Hit her head on a worktop of granite It caused a big lump |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 14 2014, 03:16 PM Post #1406 |
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet Hit her head on a worktop of granite It caused a big lump 'Cos it was quite a bump |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 14 2014, 03:51 PM Post #1407 |
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A plumber from Brighton called Janet Hit her head on a worktop of granite It caused a big lump 'Cos it was quite a bump But it can't have been too bad. Can it? There's a lady called Colchester Cath |
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| tafkaj | Mar 15 2014, 01:15 PM Post #1408 |
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[Another random line, eh ... ? ]In the Crescent in ancient old Bath There's a lady called Colchester Cath ------------------------- ------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Edited by tafkaj, Mar 15 2014, 01:15 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 15 2014, 04:03 PM Post #1409 |
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In the Crescent in ancient old Bath There's a lady called Colchester Cath She's a long way from home ------------------------- -------------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 15 2014, 04:24 PM Post #1410 |
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In the Crescent in ancient old Bath There's a lady called Colchester Cath She's a long way from home While she's writing a tome -------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Mar 17 2014, 07:14 AM Post #1411 |
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In the Crescent in ancient old Bath There's a lady called Colchester Cath She's a long way from home While she's writing a tome And taking tea at the Society cafe Edited by Mobson, Mar 17 2014, 07:15 AM.
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| Mobson | Mar 17 2014, 07:21 AM Post #1412 |
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............................................................ So we're moving to Skipton post-haste ................ ................ ............................................................ Edited by Mobson, Mar 17 2014, 07:24 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 17 2014, 09:12 AM Post #1413 |
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There's not a lot of time left to waste So we're moving to Skipton post-haste ................ ................ ............................................................ |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 17 2014, 10:42 AM Post #1414 |
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There's not a lot of time left to waste So we're moving to Skipton post-haste ................ ................ And sandwiches filled with fish paste. |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 17 2014, 11:52 AM Post #1415 |
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There's not a lot of time left to waste So we're moving to Skipton post-haste To eat pie and mash ................ And sandwiches filled with fish paste. |
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| tafkaj | Mar 17 2014, 12:33 PM Post #1416 |
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There's not a lot of time left to waste So we're moving to Skipton post-haste To eat pie and mash (But not pre-mixed Smash) And sandwiches filled with fish paste. ********************************************* --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- But it feels like I've failed --------------------------- --------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 17 2014, 01:07 PM Post #1417 |
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--------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- But it feels like I've failed 'Cos my boat has just sailed --------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Mar 17 2014, 01:57 PM Post #1418 |
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Seems the harder and harder I try --------------------------------------- But it feels like I've failed 'Cos my boat has just sailed --------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 17 2014, 03:20 PM Post #1419 |
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Seems the harder and harder I try --------------------------------------- But it feels like I've failed 'Cos my boat has just sailed And my final chance just passed me by |
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| tafkaj | Mar 18 2014, 03:00 PM Post #1420 |
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Seems the harder and harder I try I feel like I'm going to die; But it feels like I've failed 'Cos my boat has just sailed And my final chance just passed me by. **************************************** -------------------------------------- But it sounds like a bee in a jar --------------------- --------------------- -------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 18 2014, 05:12 PM Post #1421 |
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-------------------------------------- But it sounds like a bee in a jar --------------------- --------------------- Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far. |
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| Mobson | Mar 19 2014, 04:50 PM Post #1422 |
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To go travelling, he's bought a car But it sounds like a bee in a jar --------------------- --------------------- Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far. |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 19 2014, 06:27 PM Post #1423 |
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To go travelling, he's bought a car But it sounds like a bee in a jar --------------------- --------------------- Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far. Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 21 2014, 11:25 AM.
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2014, 09:00 AM Post #1424 |
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To go travelling, he's bought a car But it sounds like a bee in a jar Mechanics please unravel He's determined to travel Not to worry, I'm sure he'll go far. **************************** Had to finish this one off Edited by Mobson, Mar 22 2014, 11:47 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 22 2014, 01:02 PM Post #1425 |
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Had to finish this one off ....................................... .................... ................ Cos I've got a nasty cough |
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| Caro | Mar 23 2014, 05:31 AM Post #1426 |
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Had to finish this one off ....................................... .................... Then take to my bed Cos I've got a nasty cough |
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| Mobson | Mar 23 2014, 09:14 AM Post #1427 |
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Had to finish this one off, The last slice of pizza I scoff .................... Then take to my bed Cos I've got a nasty cough |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 24 2014, 05:38 PM Post #1428 |
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Had to finish this one off, The last slice of pizza I scoff With crusty bread Then take to my bed Cos I've got a nasty cough The Lady really was not for turning |
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| Mobson | Mar 24 2014, 06:15 PM Post #1429 |
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The Lady really was not for turning ....... .. .. But her speeches were already burning |
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| tafkaj | Mar 25 2014, 02:45 PM Post #1430 |
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The Lady really was not for turning As the people of Kiev are now learning .. .. But her speeches were already burning |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 26 2014, 10:55 PM Post #1431 |
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The Lady really was not for turning As the people of Kiev are now learning .. As she baked currant buns But her speeches were already burning |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 27 2014, 08:37 PM Post #1432 |
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The Lady really was not for turning As the people of Kiev are now learning She loaded the guns As she baked currant buns But her speeches were already burning She reminds me of Eskimo Nell |
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| Mobson | Mar 28 2014, 03:01 AM Post #1433 |
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She reminds me of Eskimo Nell ............................................ ....... ....... That's how they can really tell Edited by Mobson, Mar 28 2014, 03:01 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 28 2014, 06:09 PM Post #1434 |
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She reminds me of Eskimo Nell Who lives in the backstreets of Hell ....... ....... That's how they can really tell |
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| tafkaj | Mar 29 2014, 01:07 PM Post #1435 |
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She reminds me of Eskimo Nell Who lives in the backstreets of Hell But she has no shadow ....... That's how they can really tell |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 29 2014, 04:09 PM Post #1436 |
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She reminds me of Eskimo Nell Who lives in the backstreets of Hell But she has no shadow When she eats avacado That's how they can really tell The bottom line is, we don't know |
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| Mobson | Mar 31 2014, 09:44 AM Post #1437 |
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The bottom line is, we don't know ............................................... ..... ..... Just where did that plane really go |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 31 2014, 11:15 AM Post #1438 |
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The bottom line is, we don't know -------------------------------- ----------------------. Somewhere in the deep Just where did that plane really go |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 31 2014, 03:04 PM Post #1439 |
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The bottom line is, we don't know As the Ocean tides ebb and flow ----------------------. Somewhere in the deep Just where did that plane really go |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 1 2014, 03:40 PM Post #1440 |
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The bottom line is, we don't know As the Ocean tides ebb and flow Does the black box still bleep? Somewhere in the deep Just where did that plane really go A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane |
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| Mobson | Apr 1 2014, 05:44 PM Post #1441 |
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane ...................................... ........ ........ And hair as thick as a horses mane Edited by Mobson, Apr 1 2014, 05:44 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 1 2014, 08:55 PM Post #1442 |
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane Was crushed by a runaway train ........ ........ And hair as thick as a horses mane |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 4 2014, 12:08 PM Post #1443 |
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane Was crushed by a runaway train But the train bounced right off her ........ And hair as thick as a horses mane |
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| Caro | Apr 4 2014, 09:32 PM Post #1444 |
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A scrumptious blonde bombshell called Jane Was crushed by a runaway train But the train bounced right off her And the hit by a boffer Showed hair as thick as a horse's mane [Sorry, slightly changes there. "Off her" is not as easy to rhyme as you might think.) -------------------------- -------------------------- With rain after drought ------------------- -------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 4 2014, 11:16 PM Post #1445 |
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A weather forecaster from Wem -------------------------- With rain after drought ------------------- -------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 5 2014, 12:10 AM Post #1446 |
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A weather forecaster from Wem Suffered from a surfeit of phlegm With rain after drought ------------------- -------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Apr 5 2014, 11:54 AM Post #1447 |
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A weather forecaster from Wem Suffered from a surfeit of phlegm With rain after drought He'd catch the folks out -------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 5 2014, 02:47 PM Post #1448 |
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A weather forecaster from Wem Suffered from a surfeit of phlegm With rain after drought He'd catch the folks out by coughing all over them .......................................... ............................................. On an old saxophone ............................ .............................................. Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 5 2014, 02:49 PM.
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| Mobson | Apr 5 2014, 05:28 PM Post #1449 |
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When Archie decided to go solo ............................................. On an old saxophone ............................ .............................................. Edited by Mobson, Apr 5 2014, 05:28 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2014, 11:40 AM Post #1450 |
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When Archie decided to go solo He decided his flute was a no-no On an old saxophone ............................ .............................................. Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 6 2014, 11:41 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 6 2014, 03:27 PM Post #1451 |
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When Archie decided to go solo He decided his flute was a no-no On an old saxophone That he bought with a loan .............................................. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 6 2014, 05:48 PM Post #1452 |
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When Archie decided to go solo He decided his flute was a no-no On an old saxophone That he bought with a loan He recorded sweet music with Bono On the day that we went on the spree |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 7 2014, 03:07 PM Post #1453 |
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On the day that we went on the spree ..................................................... ................... ................. That was Archie and Bono and me |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2014, 03:18 PM Post #1454 |
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On the day that we went on the spree There were cupcakes and muffins for tea ................... ................. That was Archie and Bono and me |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2014, 03:19 PM Post #1455 |
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Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 7 2014, 03:21 PM.
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2014, 10:30 AM Post #1456 |
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On the day that we went on the spree There were cupcakes and muffins for tea We ran over the bog ................. That was Archie and Bono and me Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2014, 10:31 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2014, 10:47 AM Post #1457 |
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On the day that we went on the spree There were cupcakes and muffins for tea We ran over the bog And chased an old hog That was Archie and Bono and me The happiest days of our lives |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 8 2014, 03:31 PM Post #1458 |
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On a day-trip with all of our wives ....................................... ................... ..................... The happiest days of our lives |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2014, 03:50 PM Post #1459 |
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On a day-trip with all of our wives We avoided our usual dives ................... ..................... The happiest days of our lives |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2014, 07:57 PM Post #1460 |
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On a day-trip with all of our wives We avoided our usual dives Taking to the skies ..................... The happiest days of our lives Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2014, 07:58 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 9 2014, 10:29 AM Post #1461 |
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On a day-trip with all of our wives We avoided our usual dives Taking to the skies With pop and pork pies The happiest days of our lives ...................................................... I post this with a loving kiss ......................... ............................... .................................................................. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2014, 11:09 AM Post #1462 |
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After many years of married bliss I post this with a loving kiss ......................... ......................... ........................................... |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2014, 12:48 PM Post #1463 |
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After many years of married bliss I post this with a loving kiss ......................... ......................... I hope you read and respond to this |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 9 2014, 03:59 PM Post #1464 |
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After many years of married bliss I post this with a loving kiss My love knows no bounds ......................... I hope you read and respond to this |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2014, 04:06 PM Post #1465 |
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After many years of married bliss I post this with a loving kiss My love knows no bounds and as daft as this sounds I hope you read and respond to this |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2014, 04:07 PM Post #1466 |
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.............................................. The stately home was crumbling ......... ......... ................................................ |
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| Caro | Apr 9 2014, 09:53 PM Post #1467 |
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An earthquake began its slow rumbling The stately home was crumbling ......... ......... ................................................ |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 10 2014, 10:34 PM Post #1468 |
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An earthquake began its slow rumbling The stately home was crumbling The roof was awry ................... ................................................ |
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| tafkaj | Apr 12 2014, 12:33 PM Post #1469 |
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An earthquake began its slow rumbling The stately home was crumbling The roof was awry ................... Engaged in some teenage fumbling |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 12 2014, 12:40 PM Post #1470 |
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An earthquake began its slow rumbling The stately home was crumbling The roof was awry, By the way, so was I Engaged in some teenage fumbling The roof on my shed 's started leaking |
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| tafkaj | Apr 12 2014, 12:42 PM Post #1471 |
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[Another first line, Norm ... ? ]The roof on my shed 's started leaking -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- So I'm sending it East via Peking |
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| Mobson | Apr 12 2014, 03:57 PM Post #1472 |
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The roof on my shed 's started leaking -------------------------------------------- My toolkit is rusting -------------------------------- So I'm sending it East via Peking |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 13 2014, 03:25 PM Post #1473 |
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The roof on my shed 's started leaking The hinge on the door won't stop squeaking My toolkit is rusting -------------------------------- So I'm sending it East via Peking |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 13 2014, 03:54 PM Post #1474 |
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The roof on my shed 's started leaking The hinge on the door won't stop squeaking My toolkit is rusting The terrace needs dusting So I'm sending it East via Peking A freelance phone hacker from Surrey Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 13 2014, 04:02 PM.
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| Mobson | Apr 13 2014, 09:19 PM Post #1475 |
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey Had to leave the county in a hurry Edited by Mobson, Apr 13 2014, 09:19 PM.
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| tafkaj | Apr 14 2014, 11:20 AM Post #1476 |
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey Had to leave the county in a hurry ----------------------------- ----------------------------- Unlike my mate Andy Murray. |
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| Mobson | Apr 14 2014, 01:28 PM Post #1477 |
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey Had to leave the county in a hurry Unprepared and in a flurry ----------------------------- Unlike my mate Andy Murray. |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 15 2014, 02:49 PM Post #1478 |
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A freelance phone hacker from Surrey Had to leave the county in a hurry Unprepared and in a flurry While eating a curry Unlike my mate Andy Murray. ........................................................ ....................................................... .............................. ............................. The rhymes should be one, two and five Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 15 2014, 07:24 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 16 2014, 11:21 PM Post #1479 |
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........................................................ While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive .............................. ............................. The rhymes should be one, two and five |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 17 2014, 03:26 PM Post #1480 |
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Nine syllables to get this alive While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive .............................. ............................. The rhymes should be one, two and five |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 17 2014, 11:03 PM Post #1481 |
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Nine syllables to get this alive While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive Then five or six more ............................. The rhymes should be one, two and five |
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| Mobson | Apr 18 2014, 12:26 PM Post #1482 |
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Nine syllables to get this alive While you wait for Ed Lear to arrive Then five or six more Or in tranches of four The rhymes should be one, two and five Edited by Mobson, Apr 18 2014, 12:27 PM.
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| Mobson | Apr 18 2014, 12:28 PM Post #1483 |
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It's Easter again and it's time |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 18 2014, 09:30 PM Post #1484 |
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It's Easter again and it's time ........................................... ................. ................ Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime' Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 18 2014, 09:30 PM.
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| tafkaj | Apr 19 2014, 12:05 PM Post #1485 |
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It's Easter again and it's time To pen an appropriate rhyme ................. ................ Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime' |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 19 2014, 04:43 PM Post #1486 |
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It's Easter again and it's time To pen an appropriate rhyme 'bout cute little bunnies ................ Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime' "He |
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| Caro | Apr 21 2014, 10:09 PM Post #1487 |
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It's Easter again and it's time To pen an appropriate rhyme 'bout cute little bunnies They really are honeys. Let's chase eggs and drink 'gin and lime' --------------------------------- I made us the best hot cross buns ----------------- ----------------- --------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 22 2014, 01:07 AM Post #1488 |
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With a recipe stol'n from the nuns I made us the best hot cross buns ----------------- ----------------- --------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 22 2014, 10:31 AM Post #1489 |
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With a recipe stol'n from the nuns I made us the best hot cross buns With brandy and cream ----------------- --------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 22 2014, 06:22 PM Post #1490 |
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With a recipe stol'n from the nuns I made us the best hot cross buns With brandy and cream ----------------- Maybe that's why we all got the 'runs'. |
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| Caro | Apr 23 2014, 09:48 AM Post #1491 |
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With a recipe stol'n from the nuns I made us the best hot cross buns With brandy and cream And sauce in a stream Maybe that's why we all got the 'runs'. -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- I'd rather be buried in sand. |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 23 2014, 10:20 AM Post #1492 |
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-------------------------------- Things weren't going quite as I planned -------------------------------- -------------------------------- I'd rather be buried in sand. |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 23 2014, 08:32 PM Post #1493 |
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I asked him to give me a hand 'Cos things weren't going quite as planned -------------------------------- -------------------------------- I'd rather be buried in sand. |
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| Mobson | Apr 25 2014, 10:11 PM Post #1494 |
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I asked him to give me a hand 'Cos things weren't going quite as planned He asked a high price -------------------------------- I'd rather be buried in sand. Edited by Mobson, Apr 25 2014, 10:12 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 26 2014, 12:34 AM Post #1495 |
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I asked him to give me a hand 'Cos things weren't going quite as planned He asked a high price I didn't think twice - I'd rather be buried in sand. -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------- And came over all queer -------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Apr 26 2014, 11:49 AM Post #1496 |
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-------------------------------- And drinking it has an effect -------------------- And came over all queer -------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Apr 26 2014, 12:13 PM Post #1497 |
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-------------------------------- And drinking it has an effect I drank the black beer And came over all queer -------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Apr 26 2014, 12:16 PM Post #1498 |
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-------------------------------- And drinking it has an effect I drank the black beer And came over all queer - A bit like the President Elect. |
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| Mobson | Apr 26 2014, 12:31 PM Post #1499 |
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Booze is bad for you I suspect And drinking it has an effect I drank the black beer And came over all queer - A bit like the President Elect. ************************* He swayed in an inappropiate manner Edited by Mobson, Apr 26 2014, 12:34 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 26 2014, 02:22 PM Post #1500 |
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........................................................... For twelve hours he had played the pianna ....................... ........................... He swayed in an inappropiate manner |
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