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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792



It's awful, the lies that we tell
And maybe we'll all go to Hell
So always tell the Truth
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After hearing Diamonds by Rihanna
For twelve hours he had played the pianna
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He swayed in an inappropiate manner ....................................................
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With Salvation Army Sister Anna
For twelve hours he had played the pianna
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He swayed in an inappropiate manner
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After hearing Diamonds by Rihanna
For twelve hours he had played the pianna
Working up quite a thirst
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He swayed in an inappropiate manner

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After hearing Diamonds by Rihanna
For twelve hours he had played the pianna
Working up quite a thirst
With a final burst
He swayed in an inappropiate manner


A euphonium player from Rhyll
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A euphonium player from Rhyll
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Played them all with a consummate skill
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Mobson
Apr 27 2014, 07:59 AM
With Salvation Army Sister Anna
For twelve hours he had played the pianna
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He swayed in an inappropiate manner
<steam> so what happened with my line - posted at 8.59am ...next post 7.01pm by Ticks! ...so not a question of close timing!!!!! <steam>
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A euphonium player from Rhyll
Though suffering a terrible chill
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Played them all with a consummate skill
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A euphonium player from Rhyll
Though suffering a terrible chill
From 'Under The Arches'
To waltzes and marches
He played them with consummate skill




The paper boy fell off his bike
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The paper boy fell off his bike
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How lucky he just missed the spike
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Mobson
Apr 28 2014, 12:47 PM
Mobson
Apr 27 2014, 07:59 AM
With Salvation Army Sister Anna
For twelve hours he had played the pianna
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He swayed in an inappropiate manner
<steam> so what happened with my line - posted at 8.59am ...next post 7.01pm by Ticks! ...so not a question of close timing!!!!! <steam>

Mobs, your post was 15 hours and 50 minutes too late - a case of wrong page syndrome by the look of it.

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...just so...that must be the reason... :$
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The paper boy fell off his bike
When tackled by the local tyke
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How lucky he just missed the spike
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The paper boy fell off his bike
When tackled by the local tyke
He turned on his heel
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How lucky he just missed the spike
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The paper boy fell off his bike
When tackled by the local tyke
He turned on his heel
On banana peel
How lucky he just missed the spike


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'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping
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Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 30 2014, 12:54 PM.
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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping
'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping
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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping
'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping
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But he had no intention of swapping.

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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping
'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping
In all his regalia
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But he had no intention of swapping.
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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping
'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping
In all his regalia
All thought him a failure
But he had no intention of swapping


A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead
Had a son who chose to remain unwed
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead
Had a son who chose to remain unwed
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To 'light his son's fire'
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead
Had a son who chose to remain unwed
He had no desire
To 'light his son's fire'
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead
Had a son who chose to remain unwed
He had no desire
To 'light his son's fire'
So a love for grandkids went unsaid.


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The duck flew away
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Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner
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The duck flew away
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Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 12:33 AM.
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Caro

Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner
I thought I was onto a winner
(But) the duck flew away
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Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner
I thought I was onto a winner
(But) the duck flew away
To my utter dismay
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Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 06:02 AM.
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Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner
I thought I was onto a winner
(But) the duck flew away
To my utter dismay
I think it ended up in Pinner


From an early age I ate only goose
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From an early age I ate only goose
Followed by strawberry mousse
Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 12:24 PM.
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From an early age I ate only goose
Followed by strawberry mousse
I became very thin
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From an early age I ate only goose
Followed by strawberry mousse
I became very thin
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Thus my stools were always so loose
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Caro

From an early age I ate only goose
Followed by strawberry mousse
I became very thin
And dosed up on gin
Thus my stools were always so loose

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"Wow! that was just great."
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Our trip to Alton Towers proved eventful
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"Wow! that was just great."
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Our trip to Alton Towers proved eventful
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"Wow! that was just great."
For which we were deeply resentful
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Our trip to Alton Towers proved eventful
On the ride that drove us quite mental
The yobbo said, "Mate,
Wow! that was just great."
For which we were deeply resentful


The restaurant there "weren't much cop"
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop"
Lunch was a gastronomical flop
Edited by dai Cottomy, May 7 2014, 03:12 PM.
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop"
Lunch was a gastronomical flop
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A sandwich and a bottle of pop
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop"
Lunch was a gastronomical flop
A thought crossed our mind
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A sandwich and a bottle of pop
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop"
Lunch was a gastronomical flop
A thought crossed our mind
That a snack we should find
A sandwich and a bottle of pop
Edited by Mobson, May 8 2014, 09:24 PM.
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Think we'll give fun parks amiss
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Think we'll give fun parks a miss
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In the tunnel of love for a kiss.

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Think we'll give fun parks a miss
The main reason being this
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In the tunnel of love for a kiss.
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dai Cottomy
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Think we'll give fun parks a miss
The main reason being this
I don't like big dippers
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In the tunnel of love for a kiss.
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Think we'll give fun parks a miss
The main reason being this
I don't like big dippers
So took girl-friend and flippers
In the tunnel of love for a kiss.

Looking back on your life, it is strange
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Looking back on your life, it is strange
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All the things that we like to arrange
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Looking back on your life, it is strange
What a shame that it's too late to change
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All the things that we like to arrange

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Looking back on your life, it is strange
What a shame that it's too late to change
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It's hard to give up
All the things that we like to arrange
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Looking back on your life, it is strange,
What a shame that it's too late to change;
Like stroking a pup,
It's hard to give up
All the things that we like to arrange.

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But, nevertheless,
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Edited by tafkaj, May 10 2014, 12:37 PM.
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What does stoklng a pup involve, Taf?


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But, nevertheless,
It makes quite a mess
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tafkaj

[As usual, you're seeing only what you want to see ... <whistles> ]

When painting in oil or acrylic
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But, nevertheless,
It makes quite a mess
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;)
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When painting in oil or acrylic
(An activity wholly idyllic)
But, nevertheless,
It makes quite a mess
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tafkaj

When painting in oil or acrylic
(An activity wholly idyllic)
But, nevertheless,
It makes quite a mess,
Especially when you're hydrophilic.

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But don't laugh, it's really quite painful.
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It's easy to look quite disdainful
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But don't laugh, it's really quite painful.
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It's easy to look quite disdainful
When your profits are not very gainful
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But don't laugh, it's really quite painful.
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It's easy to look quite disdainful
When your profits are not very gainful
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Pretending not to give a toss
But don't laugh, it's really quite painful.
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It's easy to look quite disdainful
When your profits are not very gainful
If you are the boss
Pretending not to give a toss
But don't laugh, it's really quite painful.


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When the fourth line's too long
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Things can go wrong
When the fourth line's too long
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With Limericks the syllables are crucial
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Things can go wrong
When the fourth line's too long
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Bolllllloockssss....>>>>>>>>>>>

It's easy to look quite disdainful
When your profits are not very gainful
If you are the boss
Pretending not to give a toss
But don't laugh, it's really quite painful.


It's easy to look quite disdainful
When your profits are not very gainful
If you are the boss
Not giving a toss
But don't laugh, it's really quite painful.

There! <steam>
Edited by Mobson, May 12 2014, 02:48 PM.
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Dear Mobsy I think we've upset her
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<laugh> Ah well, I'll just sit this one out!
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It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm
Edited by Norm Deplume, May 13 2014, 01:01 PM.
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'Cuse me Norm...I'm not the one being picky!!!!! ...forgeddaboutit I have <laugh>
Edited by Mobson, May 13 2014, 12:01 PM.
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It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm -
That first line comes from our chum Norm
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It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm -
That first line comes from our chum Norm
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It seems that we've weathered the storm
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Hi Dai - have you noticed that I'm looking for you in the undergrowth! <wink>


It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm -
That first line comes from our chum Norm
A true Diplomat
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It seems that we've weathered the storm
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peep bo!

It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm -
That first line comes from our chum Norm
A true Diplomat
And that, folks, is that.
It seems that we've weathered the storm


A natty young chap from Devizes
Edited by dai Cottomy, May 14 2014, 11:14 AM.
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A natty young chap from Devizes
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"J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes" :$
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A natty young chap from Devizes
Who won all "The Best Dressed Man" prizes
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"J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes"
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A natty young chap from Devizes
Who won all "The Best Dressed Man" prizes
When asked what he liked best
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"J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes"
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A natty young chap from Devizes
Who won all "The Best Dressed Man" prizes
When asked what he liked best
He proudly confessed,
"J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes"

A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen
Asked Maud to come into the garden
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen
Asked Maud to come into the garden
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So he was forced to beg her pardon
Edited by Mobson, May 15 2014, 10:53 AM.
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen
Asked Maud to come into the garden
She honoured his offer
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So he was forced to beg her pardon
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen
Asked Maud to come into the garden
She honoured his offer
But it seems he's a cougher,
So he was forced to beg her pardon.

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I feel it right now in my water
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I feel it right now in my water
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He ran off with his landlady's daughter
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There's something amiss with Todd Slaughter
I feel it right now in my water
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He ran off with his landlady's daughter
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There's something amiss with Todd Slaughter
I feel it right now in my water
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Without hesitation
He ran off with his landlady's daughter
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There's something amiss with Todd Slaughter
I feel it right now in my water
They've gone to the station
Without hesitation
He ran off with his landlady's daughter
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger

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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger
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Spent most of last night on a bender
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger
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Ending a 9 year drought
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Spent most of last night on a bender
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger
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Ending a 9 year drought
He fin'lly lashed out -
Spent most of last night on a bender
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger
Fair manager to the striker/defender
Ending a 9 year drought
He fin'lly lashed out -
Spent most of last night on a bender
Edited by Mobson, May 19 2014, 12:11 PM.
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Antartica's ice losses double
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Antartica's ice losses double
We're in for a whole load of trouble
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Antartica's ice losses double
We're in for a whole load of trouble
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We'll end up as a big pile of rubble
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Norm Deplume
May 19 2014, 02:55 PM
We'll end up as a big pile of rubble
<laugh> Yeah! It's how you tell 'em Norm...
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Antartica's ice losses double
We're in for a whole load of trouble
There'll be destructive storms
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We'll end up as a big pile of rubble
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Antartica's ice losses double
We're in for a whole load of trouble
There'll be destructive storms
Heed the warning of Norm's
We'll end up as a big pile of rubble


Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going
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Edited by dai Cottomy, May 20 2014, 12:35 PM.
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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going
Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing
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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going
Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing
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But there really is no way of knowing.

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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going
Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing
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When the going gets tough
But there really is no way of knowing.
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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going
Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing
We all try to rebuff
When the going gets tough
But there really is no way of knowing.
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla ... ...they're not! but it's more exciting than Canada!
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla
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Next year they're going to rent a villa
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla
If she's still alive, they may take Cilla
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Next year they're going to rent a villa
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla
If she's still alive, they may take Cilla
It'll be a lorra lorra laughs
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Next year they're going to rent a villa
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla
If she's still alive, they may take Cilla
It'll be a lorra lorra laughs
Cos she's into 'Arts and Craughs'
Next year they're going to rent a villa

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The next thing we saw, was them kissing
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Edited by Norm Deplume, May 22 2014, 09:45 AM.
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One day we noticed they were missing
The next thing we saw, was them kissing
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One day we noticed they were missing
The next thing we saw, was them kissing
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But enough of this reminiscing.

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One day we noticed they were missing
The next thing we saw, was them kissing
After taking their vows
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But enough of this reminiscing.

Edited by Mobson, May 22 2014, 11:35 PM.
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