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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 26 2014, 04:09 PM Post #1501 |
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After hearing Diamonds by Rihanna For twelve hours he had played the pianna ....................... ........................... He swayed in an inappropiate manner .................................................... |
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| Mobson | Apr 27 2014, 07:59 AM Post #1502 |
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With Salvation Army Sister Anna For twelve hours he had played the pianna ....................... ........................... He swayed in an inappropiate manner |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 27 2014, 06:01 PM Post #1503 |
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After hearing Diamonds by Rihanna For twelve hours he had played the pianna Working up quite a thirst ........................... He swayed in an inappropiate manner |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 27 2014, 10:06 PM Post #1504 |
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After hearing Diamonds by Rihanna For twelve hours he had played the pianna Working up quite a thirst With a final burst He swayed in an inappropiate manner A euphonium player from Rhyll |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 28 2014, 11:02 AM Post #1505 |
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A euphonium player from Rhyll .......................................... ..................... ......................... Played them all with a consummate skill |
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| Mobson | Apr 28 2014, 12:47 PM Post #1506 |
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so what happened with my line - posted at 8.59am ...next post 7.01pm by Ticks! ...so not a question of close timing!!!!!
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| Mobson | Apr 28 2014, 12:51 PM Post #1507 |
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A euphonium player from Rhyll Though suffering a terrible chill ......................... ......................... Played them all with a consummate skill |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 28 2014, 01:42 PM Post #1508 |
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A euphonium player from Rhyll Though suffering a terrible chill From 'Under The Arches' To waltzes and marches He played them with consummate skill The paper boy fell off his bike |
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| Mobson | Apr 28 2014, 01:46 PM Post #1509 |
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The paper boy fell off his bike .......................................... ........ ........ How lucky he just missed the spike |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 28 2014, 11:12 PM Post #1510 |
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Mobs, your post was 15 hours and 50 minutes too late - a case of wrong page syndrome by the look of it. |
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| Mobson | Apr 29 2014, 03:12 AM Post #1511 |
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...just so...that must be the reason...
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| tafkaj | Apr 29 2014, 02:27 PM Post #1512 |
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The paper boy fell off his bike When tackled by the local tyke ........ ........ How lucky he just missed the spike |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 30 2014, 09:24 AM Post #1513 |
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The paper boy fell off his bike When tackled by the local tyke He turned on his heel ........ How lucky he just missed the spike |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 30 2014, 12:45 PM Post #1514 |
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The paper boy fell off his bike When tackled by the local tyke He turned on his heel On banana peel How lucky he just missed the spike ....................................................... 'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping .......................... ............................. ..................................................... Edited by Norm Deplume, Apr 30 2014, 12:54 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 2 2014, 02:40 PM Post #1515 |
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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping 'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping .......................... ............................. ..................................................... |
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| waiting4atickle | May 2 2014, 08:58 PM Post #1516 |
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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping 'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping .......................... .......................... But he had no intention of swapping. |
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| Norm Deplume | May 3 2014, 01:32 PM Post #1517 |
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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping 'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping In all his regalia .......................... But he had no intention of swapping. |
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| dai Cottomy | May 3 2014, 01:46 PM Post #1518 |
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I met a chap while out doing the Shopping 'E was 'Arry, the Grand Duke of Wapping In all his regalia All thought him a failure But he had no intention of swapping A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead |
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| Norm Deplume | May 3 2014, 03:42 PM Post #1519 |
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead Had a son who chose to remain unwed |
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| Mobson | May 3 2014, 05:08 PM Post #1520 |
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead Had a son who chose to remain unwed ................................ To 'light his son's fire' ............................................................ |
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| dai Cottomy | May 3 2014, 07:16 PM Post #1521 |
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead Had a son who chose to remain unwed He had no desire To 'light his son's fire' ............................................................ |
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| Caro | May 3 2014, 11:02 PM Post #1522 |
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A short-sighted cove from East Grinstead Had a son who chose to remain unwed He had no desire To 'light his son's fire' So a love for grandkids went unsaid. ----------------------- ----------------------- The duck flew away ------------- ----------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 4 2014, 12:33 AM Post #1523 |
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Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner ----------------------- The duck flew away ------------- ---------------------- Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 12:33 AM.
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| Caro | May 4 2014, 03:58 AM Post #1524 |
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Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner I thought I was onto a winner (But) the duck flew away ------------- ---------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 4 2014, 06:02 AM Post #1525 |
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Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner I thought I was onto a winner (But) the duck flew away To my utter dismay ---------------------- Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 06:02 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 4 2014, 08:57 AM Post #1526 |
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Cooking duck a l'orange for dinner I thought I was onto a winner (But) the duck flew away To my utter dismay I think it ended up in Pinner From an early age I ate only goose |
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| Mobson | May 4 2014, 12:23 PM Post #1527 |
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From an early age I ate only goose Followed by strawberry mousse Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 12:24 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 4 2014, 12:34 PM Post #1528 |
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From an early age I ate only goose Followed by strawberry mousse I became very thin -------------------- --------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 4 2014, 11:27 PM Post #1529 |
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From an early age I ate only goose Followed by strawberry mousse I became very thin -------------------- Thus my stools were always so loose |
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| Caro | May 5 2014, 06:38 AM Post #1530 |
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From an early age I ate only goose Followed by strawberry mousse I became very thin And dosed up on gin Thus my stools were always so loose ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------- "Wow! that was just great." ---------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 5 2014, 08:54 AM Post #1531 |
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Our trip to Alton Towers proved eventful ---------------------------- ---------------- "Wow! that was just great." ---------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | May 5 2014, 03:41 PM Post #1532 |
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Our trip to Alton Towers proved eventful ---------------------------- ---------------- "Wow! that was just great." For which we were deeply resentful |
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| Norm Deplume | May 7 2014, 01:20 PM Post #1533 |
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Our trip to Alton Towers proved eventful On the ride that drove us quite mental The yobbo said, "Mate, Wow! that was just great." For which we were deeply resentful The restaurant there "weren't much cop" |
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| dai Cottomy | May 7 2014, 03:11 PM Post #1534 |
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop" Lunch was a gastronomical flop Edited by dai Cottomy, May 7 2014, 03:12 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 7 2014, 03:51 PM Post #1535 |
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop" Lunch was a gastronomical flop ...................... ...................... A sandwich and a bottle of pop |
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| Norm Deplume | May 8 2014, 01:53 PM Post #1536 |
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop" Lunch was a gastronomical flop A thought crossed our mind ...................... A sandwich and a bottle of pop |
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| Mobson | May 8 2014, 09:23 PM Post #1537 |
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The restaurant there "weren't much cop" Lunch was a gastronomical flop A thought crossed our mind That a snack we should find A sandwich and a bottle of pop Edited by Mobson, May 8 2014, 09:24 PM.
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| Mobson | May 8 2014, 09:28 PM Post #1538 |
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Think we'll give fun parks amiss |
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| waiting4atickle | May 9 2014, 12:25 AM Post #1539 |
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Think we'll give fun parks a miss ------------------------ --------------- --------------- In the tunnel of love for a kiss. |
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| Mobson | May 9 2014, 06:29 AM Post #1540 |
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Think we'll give fun parks a miss The main reason being this --------------- --------------- In the tunnel of love for a kiss. |
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| dai Cottomy | May 9 2014, 10:37 AM Post #1541 |
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Think we'll give fun parks a miss The main reason being this I don't like big dippers --------------- In the tunnel of love for a kiss. |
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| Norm Deplume | May 9 2014, 11:12 AM Post #1542 |
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Think we'll give fun parks a miss The main reason being this I don't like big dippers So took girl-friend and flippers In the tunnel of love for a kiss. Looking back on your life, it is strange |
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| Norm Deplume | May 9 2014, 04:11 PM Post #1543 |
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Looking back on your life, it is strange ..................................................... ....................... ....................... All the things that we like to arrange |
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| waiting4atickle | May 9 2014, 07:27 PM Post #1544 |
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Looking back on your life, it is strange What a shame that it's too late to change ....................... ....................... All the things that we like to arrange |
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2014, 10:31 AM Post #1545 |
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Looking back on your life, it is strange What a shame that it's too late to change ....................... It's hard to give up All the things that we like to arrange |
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| tafkaj | May 10 2014, 12:28 PM Post #1546 |
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Looking back on your life, it is strange, What a shame that it's too late to change; Like stroking a pup, It's hard to give up All the things that we like to arrange. ********************************************** ------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------- But, nevertheless, ------------------------------ ------------------------------------------- Edited by tafkaj, May 10 2014, 12:37 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2014, 12:37 PM Post #1547 |
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What does stoklng a pup involve, Taf? ------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------- But, nevertheless, It makes quite a mess ------------------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | May 10 2014, 12:39 PM Post #1548 |
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[As usual, you're seeing only what you want to see ... ]When painting in oil or acrylic ------------------------------------------- But, nevertheless, It makes quite a mess -------------------------------------------
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2014, 12:45 PM Post #1549 |
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When painting in oil or acrylic (An activity wholly idyllic) But, nevertheless, It makes quite a mess ------------------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | May 10 2014, 12:51 PM Post #1550 |
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When painting in oil or acrylic (An activity wholly idyllic) But, nevertheless, It makes quite a mess, Especially when you're hydrophilic. **************************************** ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- But don't laugh, it's really quite painful. |
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2014, 01:17 PM Post #1551 |
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It's easy to look quite disdainful ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- But don't laugh, it's really quite painful. |
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| Norm Deplume | May 10 2014, 03:54 PM Post #1552 |
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It's easy to look quite disdainful When your profits are not very gainful ---------------------------- ---------------------------- But don't laugh, it's really quite painful. |
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| Mobson | May 11 2014, 08:44 AM Post #1553 |
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It's easy to look quite disdainful When your profits are not very gainful ---------------------------- Pretending not to give a toss But don't laugh, it's really quite painful. |
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| dai Cottomy | May 11 2014, 12:12 PM Post #1554 |
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It's easy to look quite disdainful When your profits are not very gainful If you are the boss Pretending not to give a toss But don't laugh, it's really quite painful. --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- When the fourth line's too long --------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | May 11 2014, 07:53 PM Post #1555 |
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--------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- Things can go wrong When the fourth line's too long --------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | May 12 2014, 11:04 AM Post #1556 |
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With Limericks the syllables are crucial --------------------------------------- Things can go wrong When the fourth line's too long --------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 12 2014, 11:19 AM Post #1557 |
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Bolllllloockssss....>>>>>>>>>>> It's easy to look quite disdainful When your profits are not very gainful If you are the boss But don't laugh, it's really quite painful. It's easy to look quite disdainful When your profits are not very gainful If you are the boss Not giving a toss But don't laugh, it's really quite painful. There!
Edited by Mobson, May 12 2014, 02:48 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 12 2014, 04:16 PM Post #1558 |
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Dear Mobsy I think we've upset her |
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| Mobson | May 13 2014, 11:54 AM Post #1559 |
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Ah well, I'll just sit this one out!
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| Norm Deplume | May 13 2014, 11:56 AM Post #1560 |
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It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm
Edited by Norm Deplume, May 13 2014, 01:01 PM.
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| Mobson | May 13 2014, 11:59 AM Post #1561 |
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'Cuse me Norm...I'm not the one being picky!!!!! ...forgeddaboutit I have
Edited by Mobson, May 13 2014, 12:01 PM.
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| tafkaj | May 13 2014, 01:53 PM Post #1562 |
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It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm - That first line comes from our chum Norm ------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------------------------------ Edited by tafkaj, May 13 2014, 01:53 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 13 2014, 03:21 PM Post #1563 |
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It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm - That first line comes from our chum Norm ------------------------ ------------------------ It seems that we've weathered the storm |
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| Mobson | May 13 2014, 05:08 PM Post #1564 |
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Hi Dai - have you noticed that I'm looking for you in the undergrowth! It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm - That first line comes from our chum Norm A true Diplomat ------------------------ It seems that we've weathered the storm |
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| dai Cottomy | May 14 2014, 11:11 AM Post #1565 |
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peep bo! It's May and the Sun's getting quite warm - That first line comes from our chum Norm A true Diplomat And that, folks, is that. It seems that we've weathered the storm A natty young chap from Devizes Edited by dai Cottomy, May 14 2014, 11:14 AM.
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| Mobson | May 14 2014, 11:37 AM Post #1566 |
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A natty young chap from Devizes ............................................. ...... ....... "J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes" Edited by Mobson, May 14 2014, 12:14 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 14 2014, 12:43 PM Post #1567 |
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A natty young chap from Devizes Who won all "The Best Dressed Man" prizes ...... ....... "J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes" |
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| dai Cottomy | May 14 2014, 01:03 PM Post #1568 |
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A natty young chap from Devizes Who won all "The Best Dressed Man" prizes When asked what he liked best .......................................... "J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes" |
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| Norm Deplume | May 14 2014, 05:08 PM Post #1569 |
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A natty young chap from Devizes Who won all "The Best Dressed Man" prizes When asked what he liked best He proudly confessed, "J'adore ladies boobs of all sizes" A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen |
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| waiting4atickle | May 14 2014, 09:26 PM Post #1570 |
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen Asked Maud to come into the garden ------------------- ------------------- --------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 15 2014, 10:53 AM Post #1571 |
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen Asked Maud to come into the garden ------------------- ------------------- So he was forced to beg her pardon Edited by Mobson, May 15 2014, 10:53 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 16 2014, 07:20 PM Post #1572 |
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen Asked Maud to come into the garden She honoured his offer ------------------- So he was forced to beg her pardon |
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| tafkaj | May 17 2014, 12:29 PM Post #1573 |
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A right 'Laddio' from Carmarthen Asked Maud to come into the garden She honoured his offer But it seems he's a cougher, So he was forced to beg her pardon. ************************************** -------------------------------------- I feel it right now in my water --------------------------- --------------------------- -------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | May 17 2014, 02:06 PM Post #1574 |
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-------------------------------------- I feel it right now in my water --------------------------- --------------------------- He ran off with his landlady's daughter |
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| Norm Deplume | May 17 2014, 02:39 PM Post #1575 |
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There's something amiss with Todd Slaughter I feel it right now in my water --------------------------- --------------------------- He ran off with his landlady's daughter |
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| dai Cottomy | May 17 2014, 02:57 PM Post #1576 |
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There's something amiss with Todd Slaughter I feel it right now in my water --------------------- Without hesitation He ran off with his landlady's daughter |
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| Mobson | May 17 2014, 07:56 PM Post #1577 |
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There's something amiss with Todd Slaughter I feel it right now in my water They've gone to the station Without hesitation He ran off with his landlady's daughter |
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| Mobson | May 17 2014, 07:58 PM Post #1578 |
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger |
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| Norm Deplume | May 18 2014, 03:42 PM Post #1579 |
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger ................................................ ...................... ...................... Spent most of last night on a bender |
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| Mobson | May 18 2014, 04:20 PM Post #1580 |
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger ................................................ Ending a 9 year drought ...................... Spent most of last night on a bender |
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| tafkaj | May 19 2014, 11:40 AM Post #1581 |
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger ................................................ Ending a 9 year drought He fin'lly lashed out - Spent most of last night on a bender |
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| Mobson | May 19 2014, 11:44 AM Post #1582 |
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The man of the day's Arsene Wenger Fair manager to the striker/defender Ending a 9 year drought He fin'lly lashed out - Spent most of last night on a bender Edited by Mobson, May 19 2014, 12:11 PM.
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| Mobson | May 19 2014, 12:07 PM Post #1583 |
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Antartica's ice losses double |
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| dai Cottomy | May 19 2014, 12:09 PM Post #1584 |
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Antartica's ice losses double We're in for a whole load of trouble |
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| Norm Deplume | May 19 2014, 02:55 PM Post #1585 |
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Antartica's ice losses double We're in for a whole load of trouble .................... ............... We'll end up as a big pile of rubble |
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| Mobson | May 19 2014, 03:05 PM Post #1586 |
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Yeah! It's how you tell 'em Norm...
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| Norm Deplume | May 19 2014, 06:20 PM Post #1587 |
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Antartica's ice losses double We're in for a whole load of trouble There'll be destructive storms ............... We'll end up as a big pile of rubble |
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| dai Cottomy | May 20 2014, 12:32 PM Post #1588 |
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Antartica's ice losses double We're in for a whole load of trouble There'll be destructive storms Heed the warning of Norm's We'll end up as a big pile of rubble Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going ------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, May 20 2014, 12:35 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 20 2014, 03:13 PM Post #1589 |
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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | May 20 2014, 11:05 PM Post #1590 |
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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing ------------------------------ ------------------------------ But there really is no way of knowing. |
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| dai Cottomy | May 21 2014, 12:02 PM Post #1591 |
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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing ------------------------------ When the going gets tough But there really is no way of knowing. |
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| Mobson | May 21 2014, 12:49 PM Post #1592 |
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Being cheerful, it's what keeps us going Keeps us healthy while too-ing and fro-ing We all try to rebuff When the going gets tough But there really is no way of knowing. |
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| Mobson | May 21 2014, 12:50 PM Post #1593 |
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla ... ...they're not! but it's more exciting than Canada!
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| dai Cottomy | May 21 2014, 01:31 PM Post #1594 |
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla ----------------------------------------- ------------------------------- ------------------------------- Next year they're going to rent a villa |
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| Norm Deplume | May 21 2014, 07:15 PM Post #1595 |
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla If she's still alive, they may take Cilla ------------------------------- ------------------------------- Next year they're going to rent a villa |
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| Mobson | May 21 2014, 08:39 PM Post #1596 |
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla If she's still alive, they may take Cilla It'll be a lorra lorra laughs ------------------------------- Next year they're going to rent a villa |
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| Norm Deplume | May 22 2014, 09:41 AM Post #1597 |
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Charles and Camilla are off to Manilla If she's still alive, they may take Cilla It'll be a lorra lorra laughs Cos she's into 'Arts and Craughs' Next year they're going to rent a villa ......................................................... The next thing we saw, was them kissing ...................... ................... ................................................... Edited by Norm Deplume, May 22 2014, 09:45 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 22 2014, 10:35 AM Post #1598 |
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One day we noticed they were missing The next thing we saw, was them kissing ...................... ................... ................................................... |
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| waiting4atickle | May 22 2014, 08:48 PM Post #1599 |
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One day we noticed they were missing The next thing we saw, was them kissing ...................... ................... But enough of this reminiscing. |
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| Mobson | May 22 2014, 11:33 PM Post #1600 |
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One day we noticed they were missing The next thing we saw, was them kissing After taking their vows ....... But enough of this reminiscing. Edited by Mobson, May 22 2014, 11:35 PM.
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so what happened with my line - posted at 8.59am ...next post 7.01pm by Ticks! ...so not a question of close timing!!!!!
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Ah well, I'll just sit this one out!

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