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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Mobson | May 22 2014, 11:33 PM Post #1601 |
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....page turn.... Edited by Mobson, May 22 2014, 11:36 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 24 2014, 05:43 PM Post #1602 |
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One day we noticed they were missing The next thing we saw, was them kissing After taking their vows They were like lovesick cows But enough of this reminiscing. ........................................... .......................................... ................. ................. It's cute that he likes her that way |
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| Norm Deplume | May 26 2014, 01:49 PM Post #1603 |
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On a sunny Spring day in late May .......................................... ................. ................. It's cute that he likes her that way |
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| Mobson | May 27 2014, 01:35 PM Post #1604 |
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On a sunny Spring day in late May Her new boobies she did show on display ................. ................. It's cute that he likes her that way |
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| Norm Deplume | May 27 2014, 03:50 PM Post #1605 |
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On a sunny Spring day in late May Her new boobies she did show on display To her partner's delight ................. It's cute that he likes her that way |
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| waiting4atickle | May 27 2014, 09:46 PM Post #1606 |
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On a sunny Spring day in late May Her new boobies she did show on display To her partner's delight In a blouse much too tight It's cute that he likes her that way --------------------------- --------------------------- ----------------- And covered in spots --------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | May 28 2014, 11:07 AM Post #1607 |
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--------------------------- --------------------------- They laid in their cots And covered in spots --------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 28 2014, 11:33 AM Post #1608 |
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They called out the doctor at Midnight --------------------------- They laid in their cots And covered in spots --------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | May 28 2014, 02:50 PM Post #1609 |
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They called out the doctor at Midnight --------------------------- They laid in their cots And covered in spots So now we can all get some sleep! Right? |
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| dai Cottomy | May 28 2014, 03:43 PM Post #1610 |
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They called out the doctor at Midnight The sextuplets were a wondrous sight They laid in their cots And covered in spots So now we can all get some sleep! Right? There they all were, five boys and a girl |
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| Norm Deplume | May 29 2014, 11:32 AM Post #1611 |
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There they all were, five boys and a girl The boys were bald but the girl had a curl |
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| Mobson | May 29 2014, 04:17 PM Post #1612 |
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There they all were, five boys and a girl The boys were bald but the girl had a curl ......... ......... In front of the cameras, all giving a twirl |
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| dai Cottomy | May 29 2014, 04:36 PM Post #1613 |
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There they all were, five boys and a girl The boys were bald but the girl had a curl They pouted and pranced ......... In front of the cameras, all giving a twirl |
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| Mobson | May 29 2014, 09:31 PM Post #1614 |
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There they all were, five boys and a girl The boys were bald but the girl had a curl They pouted and pranced Showing off, they danced In front of the cameras, all giving a twirl |
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| Mobson | May 29 2014, 09:33 PM Post #1615 |
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........................................................ ........................................................ There's no doubt it's a crime ........................................ ......................................................... Edited by Mobson, May 29 2014, 09:33 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 30 2014, 01:02 PM Post #1616 |
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........................................................ ........................................................ There's no doubt it's a crime To be covered in grime. ......................................................... |
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| Norm Deplume | May 30 2014, 04:20 PM Post #1617 |
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I lost my credit card down a drain ........................................................ There's no doubt it's a crime To be covered in grime. ......................................................... |
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| tafkaj | May 31 2014, 12:41 PM Post #1618 |
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I lost my credit card down a drain Just as it came on to rain There's no doubt it's a crime To be covered in grime ......................................................... |
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| dai Cottomy | May 31 2014, 01:25 PM Post #1619 |
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I lost my credit card down a drain Just as it came on to rain There's no doubt it's a crime To be covered in grime I admit I am feeling the strain They say too many cooks spoil the broth |
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| Norm Deplume | May 31 2014, 05:49 PM Post #1620 |
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They say too many cooks spoil the broth Often said when venting one's wrath ....................... ............................ |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 3 2014, 11:58 AM Post #1621 |
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They say too many cooks spoil the broth Often said when venting one's wrath ....................... ............................ Just sit back and blow off the froth |
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| Mobson | Jun 3 2014, 12:37 PM Post #1622 |
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They say too many cooks spoil the broth Often said when venting one's wrath Put that knife down ............................ Just sit back and blow off the froth Edited by Mobson, Jun 3 2014, 12:37 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 3 2014, 03:59 PM Post #1623 |
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They say too many cooks spoil the broth Often said when venting one's wrath "Put that knife down" She said with a frown Just sit back and blow off the froth I wish I was twenty-one again |
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| Mobson | Jun 4 2014, 08:32 AM Post #1624 |
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I wish I was twenty-one again .......................................... ......... ......... And it seemed worth all the pain |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 4 2014, 04:39 PM Post #1625 |
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I wish I was twenty-one again With trilby hat and ebony cane ......... ......... And it seemed worth all the pain |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 5 2014, 09:57 AM Post #1626 |
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I wish I was twenty-one again With trilby hat and ebony cane Full of poise and panache ......... And it seemed worth all the pain |
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| rumbaba | Jun 5 2014, 12:24 PM Post #1627 |
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wish I was twenty-one again With trilby hat and ebony cane Full of poise and panache with a waxed-up moustache And it seemed worth all the pain Edited by rumbaba, Jun 5 2014, 12:24 PM.
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| rumbaba | Jun 5 2014, 12:27 PM Post #1628 |
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There was a young man from Long Melford ----------------------- ------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 5 2014, 12:46 PM Post #1629 |
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There was a young man from Long Melford ----------------------- ------------------------ While given the time --------------------------................ |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 5 2014, 01:32 PM Post #1630 |
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A strange thing...I added a second line ending with the name of a place rhyming with Long Melford, and the system refused to print it. (the place name)there, I just tried it again: Edited by dai Cottomy, Jun 5 2014, 01:53 PM.
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| rumbaba | Jun 5 2014, 02:28 PM Post #1631 |
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...? |
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| rumbaba | Jun 5 2014, 02:29 PM Post #1632 |
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Jings it happened to me too! I wrote Tel Ford (no space) , how bizarre |
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| rumbaba | Jun 5 2014, 02:30 PM Post #1633 |
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I think that Caissier blocked the guy with the . and that place is part of the spam filter |
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| rumbaba | Jun 5 2014, 02:31 PM Post #1634 |
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Jings! kitch ens is filtered too
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 5 2014, 03:47 PM Post #1635 |
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Is ''" allowed? Apparently Ted is not considered fit, either. Edited by waiting4atickle, Jun 5 2014, 03:50 PM.
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| rumbaba | Jun 6 2014, 08:06 AM Post #1636 |
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There was a young man from Long Melford Who went to a kitsch inn in Tel ford While given the time -------------------------- ................ |
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| Mobson | Jun 6 2014, 10:07 AM Post #1637 |
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There was a young man from Long Melford Who went to a kitsch inn in Tel-ford While given the time To set down this rhyme ............................................................. Edited by Mobson, Jun 6 2014, 10:08 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 6 2014, 11:22 AM Post #1638 |
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There was a young man from Long Melford Who went to a kitsch inn in Tel-ford While given the time To set down this rhyme I could have walked from here to Hereford. The was an old man from Thames Ditton |
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| rumbaba | Jun 6 2014, 02:09 PM Post #1639 |
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The was an old man from Thames Ditton ----------------- --------------- a tabby named Lucy ------------------ |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 6 2014, 02:27 PM Post #1640 |
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The was an old man from Thames Ditton Who thought he would like a white kitten --------------- a tabby named Lucy ------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 6 2014, 05:04 PM Post #1641 |
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The was an old man from Thames Ditton Who thought he would like a white kitten --------------- a tabby named Lucy Though he was twice shy, he was once bitten |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 6 2014, 08:13 PM Post #1642 |
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The was an old man from Thames Ditton Who thought he would like a white kitten Along came a pussy a tabby named Lucy Though he was twice shy, he was once bitten An undertaker from Penzance |
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| Mobson | Jun 7 2014, 01:27 AM Post #1643 |
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An undertaker from Penzance Insisted on wearing striped pants ......... ......... .............................................. Edited by Mobson, Jun 7 2014, 01:31 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 7 2014, 08:59 AM Post #1644 |
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An undertaker from Penzance Insisted on wearing striped pants With a red spotted tie |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 7 2014, 10:15 AM Post #1645 |
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An undertaker from Penzance Insisted on wearing striped pants With a red spotted tie And a gleam in his eye |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 7 2014, 10:53 AM Post #1646 |
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An undertaker from Penzance Insisted on wearing striped pants With a red spotted tie And a gleam in his eye He led many a widow a dance. There was a young lass from Kirkcudbright -------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ -------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 7 2014, 11:16 AM Post #1647 |
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There was a young lass from Kirkcudbright Who had a large wart on her 'doobree' ------------------ ------------------ -------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jun 7 2014, 12:08 PM Post #1648 |
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There was a young lass from Kirkcudbright Who had a large wart on her 'doobree' The doc had a look Edited by Mobson, Jun 7 2014, 12:09 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 7 2014, 12:21 PM Post #1649 |
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There was a young lass from Kirkcudbright Who had a large wart on her 'doobree' The doc had a look Then consulted his book |
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| tafkaj | Jun 7 2014, 12:39 PM Post #1650 |
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There was a young lass from Kirkcudbright Who had a large wart on her 'doobree' The doc had a look Then consulted his book - Said: "I've seen this before, on Ann Soubry". ************************************** -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- But never again will he sing ----------------------------- -------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 7 2014, 03:20 PM Post #1651 |
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Taf: Ive taken the liberty of moving your line to where it sits better Uncle Bert was a great fan of Bing ------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ----------------------------- But never again will he sing |
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| Mobson | Jun 8 2014, 08:02 AM Post #1652 |
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Uncle Bert was a great fan of Bing His vocal timbre had a sonorous ring ..................... ..................... But never again will he sing |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 8 2014, 08:50 AM Post #1653 |
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Uncle Bert was a great fan of Bing His vocal timbre had a sonorous ring It took a strong lass ..................... But never again will he sing |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 10 2014, 07:48 PM Post #1654 |
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Uncle Bert was a great fan of Bing His vocal timbre had a sonorous ring It took a strong lass To kick him near his ass But never again will he sing The beauty around just astounds me |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 11 2014, 09:17 AM Post #1655 |
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The beauty around just astounds me But the evil really confounds me |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 14 2014, 03:16 PM Post #1656 |
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The beauty around just astounds me But the evil really confounds me Yet, a mix of the two |
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| tafkaj | Jun 17 2014, 02:33 PM Post #1657 |
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The beauty around just astounds me But the evil really confounds me Yet, a mix of the two ------------------------ Is the one thing that still really hounds me. |
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| Mobson | Jun 19 2014, 02:33 PM Post #1658 |
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The beauty around just astounds me But the evil really confounds me Yet, a mix of the two betwixt me and you Is the one thing that still really hounds me. |
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| Mobson | Jun 19 2014, 02:45 PM Post #1659 |
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........................................... ........................................... ........ ........ Coming to the aid of his friend |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 22 2014, 04:41 PM Post #1660 |
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........................................... She really thought it was the end ........ ........ Coming to the aid of his friend |
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| Mobson | Jun 23 2014, 06:43 AM Post #1661 |
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The rapids appeared round the bend She really thought it was the end ........ ........ Coming to the aid of his friend Edited by Mobson, Jun 23 2014, 06:43 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 23 2014, 09:21 AM Post #1662 |
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The rapids appeared round the bend She really thought it was the end As she started to sink ........ Coming to the aid of his friend |
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| Mobson | Jun 23 2014, 09:38 AM Post #1663 |
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The rapids appeared round the bend She really thought it was the end As she started to sink She saw Captain Schinke Coming to the aid of his friend |
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| Mobson | Jun 23 2014, 09:39 AM Post #1664 |
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Grabbing hold of a couple of oars
Edited by Mobson, Jun 23 2014, 09:39 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 23 2014, 04:03 PM Post #1665 |
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Grabbing hold of a couple of oars He pulled with his hands full of sores |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 23 2014, 11:23 PM Post #1666 |
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Grabbing hold of a couple of oars He pulled with his hands full of sores ---------------- ---------------- With a welcoming cry of "What's yours?" |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 24 2014, 09:09 AM Post #1667 |
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Grabbing hold of a couple of oars He pulled with his hands full of sores ---------------- People gathered around With a welcoming cry of "What's yours?" |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 24 2014, 02:11 PM Post #1668 |
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Grabbing hold of a couple of oars He pulled with his hands full of sores With 'Mighty Abound' People gathered around With a welcoming cry of "What's yours?" From the crowd, came a cry "Mine's a half"---
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| tafkaj | Jun 24 2014, 02:17 PM Post #1669 |
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Said Kensington Joe: "I'm a Count" *********************************** *********************** *********************** From the crowd, came a cry "Mine's a pint"---
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 24 2014, 02:41 PM Post #1670 |
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Said Kensington Joe: "I'm a Count" "And of all knowledge I am the fount" *********************** *********************** From the crowd, came a cry "Mine's a pint"---
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 24 2014, 06:49 PM Post #1671 |
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re1669. That's taking poetic licence a bit far Taf! Also, I wanted my line to be the first line, not the last. If I'd wanted it any other way I would have included the appropriate dotted lines. Shall we try again? to make it easier, I have changed 'pint' to 'half' From the crowd, came a cry "Mine's a half"--- .......................................................... ..................... ................... He said, "Surely, You're having a laugh Edited by Norm Deplume, Jun 25 2014, 01:54 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 26 2014, 01:46 PM Post #1672 |
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From the crowd, came a cry "Mine's a half"--- It sounded like the old Chief-of-Staff ..................... ................... He said, "Surely, You're having a laugh |
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| Mobson | Jun 29 2014, 09:40 AM Post #1673 |
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From the crowd, came a cry "Mine's a half" --- It sounded like the old Chief-of-Staff On his usual bender ................... He said, "Surely, You're having a laugh |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 1 2014, 12:50 PM Post #1674 |
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From the crowd, came a cry "Mine's a half" --- It sounded like the old Chief-of-Staff On his usual bender While lacking the splendor He said, "Surely, You're having a laugh On a rowboat at Henley-on-Thames |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 5 2014, 09:36 AM Post #1675 |
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On a rowboat at Henley-on-Thames ............................................. ..................... ................. Sat a lady, all decked out with gems |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 7 2014, 04:10 PM Post #1676 |
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On a rowboat at Henley-on-Thames, Where everyone's car's a Mercedes Benz; ..................... ................. Sat a lady, all decked out with gems |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 8 2014, 12:54 PM Post #1677 |
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On a rowboat at Henley-on-Thames, Where everyone's car's a Mercedes Benz; With her hair newly permed ................ Sat a lady, all decked out with gems |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 8 2014, 03:21 PM Post #1678 |
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On a rowboat at Henley-on-Thames, Where everyone's car's a Mercedes Benz; With her hair newly permed Social status confirmed Sat a lady, all decked out with gems She waved with her silken gloved hand |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 8 2014, 05:17 PM Post #1679 |
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She waved with her silken gloved hand To the crowd and the County Brass Band |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 8 2014, 05:19 PM Post #1680 |
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She waved with her silken gloved hand ....................................................... ................ ............... To the crowd and the County Brass Band |
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| Mobson | Jul 9 2014, 08:41 AM Post #1681 |
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She waved with her silken gloved hand To all the dignataries reluctant to stand ............... ............... To the crowd and the County Brass Band |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 9 2014, 10:18 AM Post #1682 |
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She waved with her silken gloved hand To all the dignataries reluctant to stand She then showed her bum ............. To the crowd and the County Brass Band |
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| Mobson | Jul 9 2014, 05:11 PM Post #1683 |
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She waved with her silken gloved hand To all the dignataries reluctant to stand She then showed her bum Then stuck up her thumb To the crowd and the County Brass Band Edited by Mobson, Jul 9 2014, 05:11 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 9 2014, 07:17 PM Post #1684 |
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New line please Mobsy! |
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| Mobson | Jul 10 2014, 01:07 AM Post #1685 |
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Norm She waved with her silken gloved hand To all the dignataries reluctant to stand She then showed her bum Then stuck up her thumb To the crowd and the County Brass Band ******************************* Immediately the band struck up a tune Edited by Mobson, Jul 10 2014, 01:09 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 10 2014, 09:49 AM Post #1686 |
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Immediately the band struck up a tune About love and romance and the moon |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 11 2014, 11:10 PM Post #1687 |
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Immediately the band struck up a tune About love and romance and the moon ------------ ------------ What a lily-livered poltroon! |
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| Mobson | Jul 12 2014, 06:46 AM Post #1688 |
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Immediately the band struck up a tune About love and romance and the moon As the lothario left the scene ------------ What a lily-livered poltroon! Edited by Mobson, Jul 12 2014, 06:47 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 13 2014, 03:16 PM Post #1689 |
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Immediately the band struck up a tune About love and romance and the moon As the lothario left the scene His face looked quite green What a lily-livered poltroon! An accountant from just outside Stoke Edited by Norm Deplume, Jul 15 2014, 09:56 AM.
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| Mobson | Jul 15 2014, 09:48 AM Post #1690 |
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An accountant from just outside Stoke ....................................................... ............................. Guilty of tax evasion ....................................................... Edited by Mobson, Jul 15 2014, 09:59 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 15 2014, 09:58 AM Post #1691 |
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An accountant from just outside Stoke ....................................................... ......................... Guilty of tax evasion ....................................................... |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 15 2014, 04:06 PM Post #1692 |
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An accountant from just outside Stoke Was fond of a practical joke ......................... Guilty of tax evasion ....................................................... |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 15 2014, 07:39 PM Post #1693 |
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An accountant from just outside Stoke Was fond of a practical joke ......................... Guilty of tax evasion Though he wasn't a white male caucasian |
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| Mobson | Jul 16 2014, 06:39 AM Post #1694 |
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An accountant from just outside Stoke Was fond of a practical joke But on this occasion Guilty of tax evasion Though he wasn't a white male caucasian |
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| Mobson | Jul 16 2014, 06:42 AM Post #1695 |
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Dave's completing a final reshuffle |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 16 2014, 09:24 AM Post #1696 |
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Dave's completing a final reshuffle Can't see why there's all the kerfuffle |
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| Mobson | Jul 16 2014, 01:33 PM Post #1697 |
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Dave's completing a final reshuffle Can't see why there's all the kerfuffle ................................. Will it save the Economy? ...................................................... Edited by Mobson, Jul 16 2014, 01:34 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 17 2014, 07:16 PM Post #1698 |
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Dave's completing a final reshuffle Can't see why there's all the kerfuffle If he goes for Autonomy Will it save the Economy? ...................................................... |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 19 2014, 04:37 PM Post #1699 |
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Dave's completing a final reshuffle Can't see why there's all the kerfuffle If he goes for Autonomy Will it save the Economy? Or end up in an almighty scuffle? For Dave, it's a rock or a hard place |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 20 2014, 03:41 PM Post #1700 |
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For Dave, it's a rock or a hard place For Michael Gove it's hard to save face |
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A strange thing...I added a second line ending with the name of a place rhyming with Long Melford, and the system refused to print it. (the place name)
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