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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 6 2014, 08:51 PM Post #1801 |
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We're under computer attack Some bastards are trying to hack It must be those "guests" -------------------- ---------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Dec 7 2014, 03:15 AM Post #1802 |
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We're under computer attack Some bastards are trying to hack Our nice little site -------------------- ---------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 7 2014, 05:45 PM Post #1803 |
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We're under computer attack Some bastards are trying to hack Our nice little site is suff'ring from blight ---------------------------------- We're under computer attack Some bastards are trying to hack It must be those "guests" They're nothing but pests ---------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Dec 7 2014, 10:30 PM.
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| Mobson | Dec 12 2014, 11:09 AM Post #1804 |
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We're under computer attack Some bastards are trying to hack It must be those "guests" They're nothing but pests Whose identity it's impossible to crack |
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| Mobson | Dec 12 2014, 11:42 AM Post #1805 |
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we're all getting too busy to post |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 12 2014, 05:21 PM Post #1806 |
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we're all getting too busy to post Not a thing about which to boast |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 14 2014, 01:16 AM Post #1807 |
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We're all getting too busy to post Not a thing about which to boast There's funerals to plan ---------------------- --------------------------------- Edited by waiting4atickle, Dec 14 2014, 01:25 AM.
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| Mobson | Dec 14 2014, 03:31 PM Post #1808 |
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We're all getting too busy to post Not a thing about which to boast There's funerals to plan And divorce from a man --------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, Dec 14 2014, 03:38 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 14 2014, 04:40 PM Post #1809 |
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We're all getting too busy to post Not a thing about which to boast There's funerals to plan And divorce from a man Then a fifteen pound turkey to roast I've written my letter to Santa |
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| rumbaba | Dec 15 2014, 10:16 AM Post #1810 |
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I've written my letter to Santa requesting two dozen bottles of Fanta |
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| Mobson | Dec 15 2014, 10:31 AM Post #1811 |
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I've written my letter to Santa requesting two dozen bottles of Fanta ....... ....... Ensuring lots of food, drink and banter |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 18 2014, 12:50 AM Post #1812 |
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I've written my letter to Santa requesting two dozen bottles of Fanta I hope he does the biz ....... Ensuring lots of food, drink and banter |
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| Mobson | Dec 18 2014, 09:13 AM Post #1813 |
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I've written my letter to Santa requesting two dozen bottles of Fanta I hope he does the biz With that amount of fizz Ensuring lots of food, drink and banter ******************************** Can't wait for a new year to start Edited by Mobson, Dec 18 2014, 09:14 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 18 2014, 04:45 PM Post #1814 |
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Can't wait for a new year to start I've decided to study Descartes |
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| Mobson | Dec 20 2014, 07:45 PM Post #1815 |
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Can't wait for a new year to start Some news I'm longing to impart ....... ....... I've decided to study Descartes |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 20 2014, 09:14 PM Post #1816 |
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Can't wait for a new year to start Some news I'm longing to impart I'm giving up work It's sent me berserk I've decided to study Descartes It's time to plan New Year resolutions |
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| Mobson | Dec 23 2014, 06:47 AM Post #1817 |
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It's time to plan New Year resolutions ..................................................... ........ ........ Let's hear some of your contributions |
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| Caro | Dec 23 2014, 06:52 AM Post #1818 |
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It's time to plan New Year resolutions While I sit and do my ablutions ........ ........ Let's hear some of your contributions |
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| Mobson | Jan 4 2015, 01:58 AM Post #1819 |
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It's time to plan New Year resolutions While I sit and do my ablutions Whatever they are ........ Let's hear some of your contributions |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 8 2015, 01:47 PM Post #1820 |
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It's time to plan New Year resolutions While I sit and do my ablutions Whatever they are However bizarre .......Let's hear some of your contributions A manic depressive from Fife -------------------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- -------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jan 8 2015, 02:58 PM Post #1821 |
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A manic depressive from Fife -------------------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- In her hand she was branding a knife! |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 9 2015, 02:00 PM Post #1822 |
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A manic depressive from Fife Declared she was fed up with life ---------------------- ---------------------- In her hand she was branding a knife! |
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| Mobson | Jan 9 2015, 03:34 PM Post #1823 |
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A manic depressive from Fife Declared she was fed up with life ---------------------- She went on to her roof In her hand she was branding a knife! |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 11 2015, 03:44 PM Post #1824 |
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A manic depressive from Fife Declared she was fed up with life For a bit of a spoof She went on to her roof In her hand she was branding a knife! (she brandished a knife) She shouted like someone possessed |
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| Mobson | Jan 12 2015, 12:03 PM Post #1825 |
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changedA manic depressive from Fife Declared she was fed up with life For a bit of a spoof She went on to her roof In her hand she brandished a knife She shouted like someone possessed But we all really should've guessed ......... ......... .................................................. Edited by Mobson, Jan 12 2015, 12:04 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 12 2015, 02:35 PM Post #1826 |
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She shouted like someone possessed But we all really should've guessed ......... ......... She plunged the knife into her chest |
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| Mobson | Jan 14 2015, 09:23 AM Post #1827 |
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She shouted like someone possessed But we all really should've guessed ........................ Determined to die She plunged the knife into her chest Edited by Mobson, Jan 14 2015, 09:23 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 17 2015, 11:56 AM Post #1828 |
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She shouted like someone possessed But we all really should've guessed With a soulful sigh, Determined to die, She plunged the knife into her chest * * Don't worry folks, she recovered and is living happily with her husband and three children in Boise, Idaho There once lived a Vegan called Pete |
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| Mobson | Jan 17 2015, 12:16 PM Post #1829 |
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Ahhh, along with the Nuts! .... http://local.hobbyfarms.com/Growing_Nut_Trees_Boise_ID-p1730349-Boise_ID.html Edited by Mobson, Jan 17 2015, 12:18 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 17 2015, 12:20 PM Post #1830 |
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There once lived a Vegan called Pete .................................................... Revolted by dairy ....................... .................................................... Edited by Mobson, Jan 17 2015, 12:21 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 17 2015, 02:07 PM Post #1831 |
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There once lived a Vegan called Pete Who couldn't eat anything sweet Revolted by dairy ....................... .................................................... |
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| Mobson | Jan 20 2015, 08:01 AM Post #1832 |
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There once lived a Vegan called Pete Who couldn't eat anything sweet Revolted by dairy Meat he found scary .................................................... |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 22 2015, 04:15 PM Post #1833 |
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There once lived a Vegan called Pete Who couldn't eat anything sweet Revolted by dairy Meat he found scary He was seldom if ever replete A miserly farmer from Perth ------------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- ------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jan 22 2015, 04:17 PM Post #1834 |
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A miserly farmer from Perth Had a wife about to give birth ------------------- ------------------- ------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 22 2015, 07:10 PM Post #1835 |
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Nicely finished, Dai. A miserly farmer from Perth Had a wife about to give birth ------------------- ------------------- But he still found no reason for mirth. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 23 2015, 09:01 AM Post #1836 |
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| Mobson | Jan 23 2015, 09:43 AM Post #1837 |
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A miserly farmer from Perth Had a wife about to give birth He wanted a heir ------------------- But he still found no reason for mirth. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 24 2015, 07:10 PM Post #1838 |
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A miserly farmer from Perth Had a wife about to give birth He wanted a heir She gave him a pair But he still found no reason for mirth. A jovial innkeeper from Harrow |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 25 2015, 01:39 AM Post #1839 |
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A jovial innkeeper from Harrow Tried to keep on the straight and narrow ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 25 2015, 03:08 PM Post #1840 |
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A jovial innkeeper from Harrow Tried to keep on the straight and narrow But from the path he strayed ------------------------- ------------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 26 2015, 12:56 AM Post #1841 |
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A jovial innkeeper from Harrow Tried to keep on the straight and narrow But from the path he strayed And his patrons, dismayed, ------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 26 2015, 12:20 PM Post #1842 |
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A jovial innkeeper from Harrow Tried to keep on the straight and narrow But from the path he strayed And his patrons, dismayed, Now he runs a whelk stall in Jarrow A lofty young lad from Land's End Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 26 2015, 12:43 PM.
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| Caro | Jan 26 2015, 09:13 PM Post #1843 |
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A lofty young lad from Land's End -------------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ And had gallons of money to spend. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 30 2015, 01:13 PM Post #1844 |
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A lofty young lad from Land's End Thought he was going round the bend ------------------ ------------------ And had gallons of money to spend. |
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| Mobson | Jan 30 2015, 01:14 PM Post #1845 |
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A lofty young lad from Land's End Thought he was going round the bend After discovering oil ------------------ And had gallons of money to spend. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 31 2015, 12:23 PM Post #1846 |
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A lofty young lad from Land's End Thought he was going round the bend After discovering oil He went off the boil And had gallons of money to spend. Identical twins from Kentucky |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 4 2015, 12:03 AM Post #1847 |
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Identical twins from Kentucky Each thought that the other was yucky ----------------- ----------------- -------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Feb 4 2015, 02:10 PM Post #1848 |
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Identical twins from Kentucky Each thought that the other was yucky ----------------- ----------------- Turns out neither of them was plucky Edited by Mobson, Mar 10 2015, 09:05 AM.
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| Mobson | Mar 10 2015, 09:05 AM Post #1849 |
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Identical twins from Kentucky Each thought that the other was yucky They hated each other ----------------- Turns out neither of them was plucky |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 11 2015, 09:51 AM Post #1850 |
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Identical twins from Kentucky Each thought that the other was yucky They hated each other And also their mother Turns out neither of them was plucky An insurance salesman from Brum |
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| Mobson | Mar 11 2015, 12:07 PM Post #1851 |
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An insurance salesman from Brum Paid insurance on the life his mum |
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| Caro | Mar 13 2015, 06:08 AM Post #1852 |
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An insurance salesman from Brum Paid insurance on the life of his mum --------------- And she was a goner |
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| Mobson | Mar 16 2015, 01:18 AM Post #1853 |
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An insurance salesman from Brum Paid insurance on the life of his mum But these he did dishonour And she was a goner |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2015, 01:18 PM Post #1854 |
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An insurance salesman from Brum Paid insurance on the life of his mum But these he did dishonour And she was a goner Losing out on a very large sum An annoying young man from The Hague |
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| Mobson | Mar 16 2015, 01:49 PM Post #1855 |
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An annoying young man from The Hague .......................................................... ..... ..... Unaware that he carried the plague |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 17 2015, 07:05 PM Post #1856 |
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An annoying young man from The Hague Had a manner decidedly vague ...................................... ...................................... Unaware that he carried the plague |
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| Mobson | Mar 19 2015, 08:41 PM Post #1857 |
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An annoying young man from The Hague Had a manner decidedly vague He boarded a train ...................................... Unaware that he carried the plague |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 1 2015, 09:39 AM Post #1858 |
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An annoying young man from The Hague Had a manner decidedly vague He boarded a train That was headed for Spain Unaware that he carried the plague A trio of drunks from Saint Louis |
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| Mobson | Apr 1 2015, 11:07 AM Post #1859 |
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A trio of drunks from Saint Louis .............................................. High on Rye ................. .............................................. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 1 2015, 04:44 PM Post #1860 |
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A trio of drunks from Saint Louis Worked for a gangster called Hughie High on Rye ................. .............................................. |
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| Mobson | Apr 2 2015, 10:06 AM Post #1861 |
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A trio of drunks from Saint Louis Worked for a gangster called Hughie High on Rye Destined to die .............................................. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 2 2015, 04:41 PM Post #1862 |
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A trio of drunks from Saint Louis Worked for a gangster called Hughie High on Rye Destined to die Through eating an excess of chop suey A gorgeous pole dancer from Otley |
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| Mobson | Apr 2 2015, 11:52 PM Post #1863 |
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A gorgeous pole dancer from Otley ................................................. .......... .......... Her audience, a crew that were motley |
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| Caro | Apr 6 2015, 10:31 AM Post #1864 |
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A gorgeous pole dancer from Otley ................................................. .......... And charmed quite to bits Her audience, a crew that were motley. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 8 2015, 06:08 PM Post #1865 |
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A gorgeous pole dancer from Otley Performed her act briskly and hotly .......... And charmed quite to bits Her audience, a crew that were motley |
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| Caro | Apr 9 2015, 07:09 AM Post #1866 |
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A gorgeous pole dancer from Otley Performed her act briskly and hotly Still using her wits And charmed quite to bits Her audience, a crew that were motley -------------------------------- -------------------------------- ----------------- If only 'twere true -------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2015, 08:24 AM Post #1867 |
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-------------------------------- He told her he loved her today ----------------- If only 'twere true -------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, Apr 9 2015, 08:25 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2015, 12:25 PM Post #1868 |
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She told him he seemed far away He told her he loved her today ----------------- If only 'twere true -------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2015, 12:31 PM Post #1869 |
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She told him he seemed far away He told her he loved her today Oh what should she do? If only 'twere true -------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2015, 01:07 PM Post #1870 |
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She told him he seemed far away He told her he loved her today Oh what should she do? If only 'twere true They'd planned to get married in May May came, and they stood at the altar ------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ----------------------------- ----------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Apr 9 2015, 01:58 PM Post #1871 |
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May came, and they stood at the altar ------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ----------------------------- But he fled to the Strait of Gibraltar |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 9 2015, 02:07 PM Post #1872 |
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May came, and they stood at the altar Came the the vows he started to falter ----------------------------- ----------------------------- But he fled to the Strait of Gibraltar |
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| Caro | Apr 10 2015, 06:30 AM Post #1873 |
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May came, and they stood at the altar Came the the vows he started to falter ----------------------------- With her eyes she did plead But he fled to the Strait of Gibraltar |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 14 2015, 10:16 AM Post #1874 |
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May came, and they stood at the altar Came the the vows he started to falter Her heart started to bleed With her eyes she did plead But he fled to the Strait of Gibraltar That's the end of this sorrowful tale ---------------------------------------- ------------------------ ------------------------ -------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 14 2015, 10:20 AM.
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| Caro | May 4 2015, 07:19 AM Post #1875 |
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That's the end of this sorrowful tale Let's get on with the story of Braille ------------------------ ------------------------ -------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 27 2015, 10:16 AM Post #1876 |
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That's the end of this sorrowful tale Let's get on with the story of Braille ------------------------ What a marvelous invention ------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 27 2015, 10:17 AM Post #1877 |
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That's the end of this sorrowful tale Let's get on with the story of Braille ------------------------ What a marvelous invention ------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | May 28 2015, 08:52 AM Post #1878 |
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That's the end of this sorrowful tale Let's get on with the story of Braille May I just mention What a marvelous invention ------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jun 7 2015, 12:14 PM Post #1879 |
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That's the end of this sorrowful tale Let's get on with the story of Braille May I just mention What a marvelous invention Allowing blind folks to read without fail |
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| Mobson | Jun 7 2015, 12:16 PM Post #1880 |
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To see where the $10m went |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 7 2015, 06:31 PM Post #1881 |
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To see where the $10m went And how, and on what it was spent |
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| Mobson | Jun 8 2015, 10:43 AM Post #1882 |
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To see where the $10m went And how, and on what it was spent .......... .......... To show who was innocent or bent |
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| Caro | Jun 14 2015, 06:20 AM Post #1883 |
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To see where the $10m went And how, and on what it was spent They set up a commission .......... To show who was innocent or bent |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 25 2015, 01:48 PM Post #1884 |
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To see where the $10m went And how, and on what it was spent They set up a commission With a searching deposition To show who was innocent or bent A financial advisor from Strood |
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| Caro | Jun 30 2015, 12:07 AM Post #1885 |
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A financial advisor from Strood ----------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ Was left alone sadly to brood. [I am assuming the pronunciation of Strood; it's probably really Strid or something.] |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 30 2015, 11:54 PM Post #1886 |
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A financial advisor from Strood had a manner exceedingly rude ------------------ ------------------ Was left alone sadly to brood. |
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| Caro | Jul 1 2015, 05:54 AM Post #1887 |
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A financial advisor from Strood had a manner exceedingly rude With one step too far -------------- Was left alone sadly to brood. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 1 2015, 01:02 PM Post #1888 |
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A financial advisor from Strood had a manner exceedingly rude With one step too far When thrown out of a bar Was left alone sadly to brood. A shepherd who lived on the hills |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 3 2015, 09:08 PM Post #1889 |
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A shepherd who lived on the hills Had an odd way of getting his thrills -------------- -------------- -------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jul 21 2015, 08:30 AM Post #1890 |
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A shepherd who lived on the hills Had an odd way of getting his thrills -------------- -------------- Trying to save as many as he kills |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 23 2015, 06:28 AM Post #1891 |
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A shepherd who lived on the hills Had an odd way of getting his thrills He took great delight -------------- Trying to save as many as he kills |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 23 2015, 12:07 PM Post #1892 |
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A shepherd who lived on the hills Had an odd way of getting his thrills He took great delight In starting a fight Trying to save as many as he kills A hospital porter called Fred |
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| Mobson | Jul 29 2015, 11:16 AM Post #1893 |
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A hospital porter called Fred ........................................ ....... ....... His job was to 'porter' the dead |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 29 2015, 01:30 PM Post #1894 |
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A hospital porter called Fred Gave the patients a feeling of dread ....... ....... His job was to 'porter' the dead |
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| Mobson | Aug 2 2015, 02:28 AM Post #1895 |
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A hospital porter called Fred Gave the patients a feeling of dread When he came near ....... His job was to 'porter' the dead Edited by Mobson, Aug 2 2015, 02:28 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 2 2015, 12:40 PM Post #1896 |
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A hospital porter called Fred Gave the patients a feeling of dread When he came near With a disturbing leer His job was to 'porter' the dead A delightful young person from Crewe Edited by dai Cottomy, Aug 2 2015, 12:46 PM.
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| Mobson | Aug 3 2015, 11:45 AM Post #1897 |
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A delightful young person from Crewe ................ .... .... Finding himself in a bit of a stew |
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| Caro | Aug 4 2015, 04:05 AM Post #1898 |
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A delightful young person from Crewe Approached a young lady in blue .... .... Finding himself in a bit of a stew |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 16 2015, 12:59 PM Post #1899 |
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A delightful young person from Crewe Approached a young lady in blue He winked his left eye .... Finding himself in a bit of a stew |
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| Mobson | Aug 18 2015, 06:01 AM Post #1900 |
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A delightful young person from Crewe Approached a young lady in blue He winked his left eye As he undid his fly Finding himself in a bit of a stew Edited by Mobson, Aug 18 2015, 06:01 AM.
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