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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Douglas | Oct 17 2016, 10:56 AM Post #2201 |
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We encountered strange creatures with beaks While scaling the Dolomite peaks --------------------------- --------------------------- And couldn't stop scratching for weeks. |
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| Mobson | Oct 18 2016, 10:02 AM Post #2202 |
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We encountered strange creatures with beaks While scaling the Dolomite peaks They spat out green venom --------------------------- And couldn't stop scratching for weeks. |
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| Caro | Oct 20 2016, 04:53 AM Post #2203 |
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We encountered strange creatures with beaks While scaling the Dolomite peaks They spat out green venom Which stuck to our denim And we couldn't stop scratching for weeks. -------------------------------- -------------------------------- He ran to the forest -------------------- -------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 20 2016, 09:41 AM Post #2204 |
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-------------------------------- -------------------------------- He ran to the forest To look for a florist -------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Oct 20 2016, 08:09 PM Post #2205 |
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...That's a good one...really made me laugh!!!
Edited by Mobson, Oct 20 2016, 08:09 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 20 2016, 08:11 PM Post #2206 |
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-------------------------------- He remembered as he approached home He ran to the forest To look for a florist -------------------------------- |
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| Douglas | Oct 21 2016, 11:35 AM Post #2207 |
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There was a young chap called McComb He remembered as he approached home He ran to the forest To look for a florist -------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 21 2016, 06:51 PM Post #2208 |
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There was a young chap called McComb He remembered as he approached home He ran to the forest To look for a florist Or failing that, a garden gnome A music student from The Wirral |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 22 2016, 12:18 AM Post #2209 |
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A music student from The Wirral Got a nasty scratch from a squirrel ------------------- ------------------- --------------------------------- Edited by waiting4atickle, Oct 22 2016, 12:18 AM.
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| Douglas | Oct 22 2016, 12:44 PM Post #2210 |
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A music student from The Wirral Got a nasty scratch from a squirrel When it started to fester ------------------- --------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 22 2016, 02:50 PM Post #2211 |
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A music student from The Wirral Got a nasty scratch from a squirrel When it started to fester He moved to Leicester --------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Oct 24 2016, 01:28 AM Post #2212 |
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A music student from The Wirral Got a nasty scratch from a squirrel When it started to fester He moved to Leicester And found a doctor named Cyril. ----------------------------- ----------------------------- ----------------- It was a cruel blow ----------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Oct 24 2016, 02:59 AM Post #2213 |
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A music student from The Wirral Got a nasty scratch from a squirrel When it started to fester He moved to Leicester And found a doctor named Cyril. The Doc the poor man's arm did saw off -------------------------------------------- ----------------- It was a cruel blow -------------------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, Oct 24 2016, 03:01 AM.
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| Douglas | Oct 24 2016, 11:07 AM Post #2214 |
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The Doc the poor man's arm did saw off -------------------------------------------- With no arm for his bow It was a cruel blow -------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Oct 25 2016, 05:41 PM Post #2215 |
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The Doc the poor man's arm did saw off -------------------------------------------- With no arm for his bow It was a cruel blow To see it lying so disarmingly in a trough |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 26 2016, 11:56 AM Post #2216 |
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The Doc the poor man's arm did saw off He only wanted a cure for his cough With no arm for his bow It was a cruel blow To see it lying so disarmingly in a trough The clocks will go back very soon |
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| Mobson | Oct 26 2016, 12:11 PM Post #2217 |
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The clocks will go back very soon Hello to darkness and gloom |
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| Douglas | Nov 6 2016, 05:49 PM Post #2218 |
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The clocks will go back very soon Hello to darkness and gloom ------------------- ------------------- You'll sound like a prophet of doom |
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| Mobson | Nov 7 2016, 12:34 AM Post #2219 |
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The clocks will go back very soon Hello to darkness and gloom Try not to despair ------------------- You'll sound like a prophet of doom |
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| Douglas | Nov 7 2016, 10:00 PM Post #2220 |
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The clocks will go back very soon Hello to darkness and gloom Try not to despair If you don't take care You'll sound like a prophet of doom. The result of the US election ------------------------------- ------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 8 2016, 08:55 PM Post #2221 |
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The result of the US election Could lead to a sense of dejection ------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Nov 8 2016, 09:04 PM Post #2222 |
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The result of the US election Could lead to a sense of dejection ------------------------ ------------------------ Leaving plenty of time for reflection |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2016, 11:08 PM Post #2223 |
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The result of the US election Could lead to a sense of dejection No it's not Forrest Gump ------------------------ Leaving plenty of time for reflection |
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| Mobson | Nov 11 2016, 12:18 PM Post #2224 |
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The result of the US election Could lead to a sense of dejection No it's not Forrest Gump But it's given plenty the hump Leaving plenty of time for reflection |
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| Mobson | Nov 11 2016, 12:22 PM Post #2225 |
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Back home there's two minutes silence |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 15 2016, 01:53 AM Post #2226 |
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Back home there's two minutes silence With the odd outbreak of violence |
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| Caro | Nov 20 2016, 09:34 PM Post #2227 |
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Back home there's two minutes silence With the odd outbreak of violence ------------------- ------------------- It soon gives way to dalliance. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 21 2016, 02:39 AM Post #2228 |
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Back home there's two minutes silence With the odd outbreak of violence Then after a while ------------------- It soon gives way to dalliance. |
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| Mobson | Nov 24 2016, 12:00 PM Post #2229 |
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Back home there's two minutes silence With the odd outbreak of violence Then after a while We all start to smile It soon gives way to dalliance. |
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| Mobson | Nov 24 2016, 12:01 PM Post #2230 |
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There once was a man called Farage |
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| Douglas | Nov 24 2016, 07:20 PM Post #2231 |
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There once was a man called Farage Whose antics produced such a barrage -------------------------- -------------------------- ------------------------------------------ |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 25 2016, 12:49 PM Post #2232 |
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There once was a man called Farage Whose antics produced such a barrage -------------------------- -------------------------- He was forced to sleep in his garage |
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| Douglas | Nov 25 2016, 03:11 PM Post #2233 |
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There once was a man called Farage Whose antics produced such a barrage Of anger and spite -------------------------- He was forced to sleep in his garage |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 25 2016, 04:57 PM Post #2234 |
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There once was a man called Farage Whose antics produced such a barrage Of anger and spite That when he was tight He was forced to sleep in his garage Ambassdor to the U.S? What a larf! |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 1 2016, 01:56 AM Post #2235 |
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Ambassdor to the U.S? What a larf! ------------------------------ Well, I'll eat my hat ----------------- ------------------------------ |
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| Douglas | Dec 1 2016, 12:33 PM Post #2236 |
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Ambassdor to the U.S? What a larf! ------------------------------ Well, I'll eat my hat If it comes to that ------------------------------ |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 2 2016, 12:41 PM Post #2237 |
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Ambassdor to the U.S? What a larf! You might as well choose a giraffe Well, I'll eat my hat If it comes to that ------------------------------ |
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| Douglas | Dec 2 2016, 01:27 PM Post #2238 |
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Ambassdor to the U.S? What a larf! You might as well choose a giraffe Well, I'll eat my hat If it comes to that It would be such a terrible gaffe. The Remainers complain about Brexit ----------------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 3 2016, 10:09 PM Post #2239 |
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The Remainers complain about Brexit ----------------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- And now they're going to flex it. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2016, 12:39 AM Post #2240 |
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The Remainers complain about Brexit The other lot say that May wrecks it -------------------------------- -------------------------------- And now they're going to flex it. |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 4 2016, 01:59 AM Post #2241 |
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The Remainers complain about Brexit The other lot say that May wrecks it -------------------------------- But they've got the muscle And now they're going to flex it. |
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| Douglas | Dec 4 2016, 10:38 AM Post #2242 |
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The Remainers complain about Brexit The other lot say that May wrecks it It may be a tussle But they've got the muscle And now they're going to flex it. Let's forget about Europe for now ------------------------------------ --------------------------- --------------------------- ------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2016, 11:52 AM Post #2243 |
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Let's forget about Europe for now And turn our thoughts to things high brow --------------------------- --------------------------- ------------------------------------- |
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| Douglas | Dec 4 2016, 01:35 PM Post #2244 |
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Let's forget about Europe for now And turn our thoughts to things high brow --------------------------- --------------------------- And that is sufficient, I trow. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 4 2016, 02:02 PM Post #2245 |
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Let's forget about Europe for now And turn our thoughts to things high brow Like peace and goodwill --------------------------- And that is sufficient, I trow. |
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| Douglas | Dec 4 2016, 05:04 PM Post #2246 |
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Let's forget about Europe for now And turn our thoughts to things high brow Like peace and goodwill Each Jack with his Jill And that is sufficient, I trow. It'll soon be the shortest of days |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 5 2016, 04:55 PM Post #2247 |
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It'll soon be the shortest of days And we succumb to a nagging malaise |
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| Caro | Dec 6 2016, 05:51 AM Post #2248 |
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It'll soon be the shortest of days And we succumb to a nagging malaise ----------------- The sun never shines ---------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 6 2016, 02:12 PM Post #2249 |
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It'll soon be the shortest of days And we succumb to a nagging malaise Our Labrador whines The sun never shines ---------------------------- |
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| Douglas | Dec 6 2016, 03:02 PM Post #2250 |
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It'll soon be the shortest of days And we succumb to a nagging malaise Our Labrador whines The sun never shines When they lengthen you'll hear our Hoorays. There was a young man from Nantucket --------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- --------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 6 2016, 04:51 PM Post #2251 |
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There was a young man from Nantucket Who had a big hole in his bucket ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- --------------------------------------------- |
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| Douglas | Dec 6 2016, 10:26 PM Post #2252 |
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There was a young man from Nantucket Who had a big hole in his bucket ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- And all he could do was to chuck it. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 8 2016, 11:25 AM Post #2253 |
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There was a young man from Nantucket Who had a big hole in his bucket When the water gushed out ---------------------------------- And all he could do was to chuck it. |
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| Douglas | Dec 10 2016, 02:03 AM Post #2254 |
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There was a young man from Nantucket Who had a big hole in his bucket. When the water gushed out, It spread all about And all he could do was to chuck it. I think I should wait till tomorrow ------------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Dec 12 2016, 11:19 PM Post #2255 |
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I think I should wait till tomorrow ------------------------------------- ------------------------- ---------------------- And then I will just write to borrow. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 13 2016, 12:59 AM Post #2256 |
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I think I should wait till tomorrow ------------------------------------- To tell you I'm broke ---------------------- And then I will just write to borrow. |
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| Douglas | Dec 13 2016, 12:07 PM Post #2257 |
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I think I should wait till tomorrow To let you know of my sorrow To tell you I'm broke ---------------------- And then I will just write to borrow. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 14 2016, 06:11 PM Post #2258 |
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I think I should wait till tomorrow To let you know of my sorrow To tell you I'm broke It's really no joke And then I will just write to borrow. An angry old person from Poole |
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| Douglas | Dec 14 2016, 07:14 PM Post #2259 |
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An angry old person from Poole ----------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- And called him a silly old fool. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 15 2016, 01:23 PM Post #2260 |
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An angry old person from Poole Climbed into his fridge to keep cool ------------------------- ------------------------- And called him a silly old fool. |
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| Douglas | Dec 15 2016, 01:43 PM Post #2261 |
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An angry old person from Poole Climbed into his fridge to keep cool They found he had froze ------------------------- And called him a silly old fool. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 15 2016, 03:38 PM Post #2262 |
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An angry old person from Poole Climbed into his fridge to keep cool They found he had froze From his nose to his toes And called him a silly old fool. Here's health to our founder Ed Lear ---------------------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Dec 15 2016, 03:41 PM.
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| Douglas | Dec 15 2016, 05:08 PM Post #2263 |
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Here's health to our founder Ed Lear ---------------------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- That wonderful fellow, Ed Lear. (Keeping his original rhyme scheme.) |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 20 2016, 12:11 PM Post #2264 |
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Here's health to our founder Ed Lear His rhyme scheme was ever so clear -------------------------- -------------------------- That wonderful fellow, Ed Lear. |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 21 2016, 12:57 PM Post #2265 |
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Here's health to our founder Ed Lear His rhyme scheme was ever so clear -------------------------- Although rather weird That wonderful fellow, Ed Lear. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 21 2016, 03:07 PM Post #2266 |
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Here's health to our founder Ed Lear His rhyme scheme was ever so clear By some revered Although rather weird That wonderful fellow, Ed Lear. Today is the first day of winter |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 21 2016, 03:54 PM Post #2267 |
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Today is the first day of winter And I've got quite a nasty splinter |
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| Douglas | Dec 21 2016, 05:29 PM Post #2268 |
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Today is the first day of winter And I've got quite a nasty splinter --------------------------- --------------------------- By the length of the day it's midwinter. |
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| Douglas | Dec 30 2016, 06:30 PM Post #2269 |
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Today is the first day of winter And I've got quite a nasty splinter --------------------------- I'd call it a skelf By the length of the day it's midwinter. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 10 2017, 02:04 AM Post #2270 |
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Today is the first day of winter And I've got quite a nasty splinter Speaking for myself I'd call it a skelf By the length of the day it's midwinter. -------------------------------- -------------------------------- ----------------- ----------------- But I doubt it will make any sense. |
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| Caro | Jan 11 2017, 09:17 PM Post #2271 |
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-------------------------------- -------------------------------- I'd write a lot more ----------------- But I doubt it will make any sense. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 21 2017, 11:18 AM Post #2272 |
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-------------------------------- -------------------------------- I'd write a lot more Although it's a bore But I doubt it will make any sense. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 23 2017, 12:27 AM Post #2273 |
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I don't wish to give any offence -------------------------------- I'd write a lot more Although it's a bore But I doubt it will make any sense. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 23 2017, 12:44 PM Post #2274 |
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I don't wish to give any offence Or to appear unusually dense I'd write a lot more Although it's a bore But I doubt it will make any sense. To have good health is a blessimg |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 24 2017, 12:56 AM Post #2275 |
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To have good health is a blessimg ---------------------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- Such things can be really depressing. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 27 2017, 04:18 PM Post #2276 |
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To have good health is a blessimg To be ill is really distressing ---------------------- ---------------------- Such things can be really depressing. |
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| Caro | Jan 29 2017, 10:48 PM Post #2277 |
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To have good health is a blessimg To be ill is really distressing It's no fun to be sick ---------------------- Such things can be really depressing. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 30 2017, 10:52 AM Post #2278 |
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To have good health is a blessimg To be ill is really distressing It's no fun to be sick Or suffer joints that crick Such things can be really depressing. A plastic surgeon from Delhi |
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| Douglas | Jan 30 2017, 12:59 PM Post #2279 |
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A plastic surgeon from Delhi Had a young patient called Nelly -------------------- -------------------- --------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 31 2017, 01:29 AM Post #2280 |
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A plastic surgeon from Delhi Had a young patient called Nelly -------------------- -------------------- Which gave her a pain in her belly |
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| Caro | Feb 9 2017, 05:17 AM Post #2281 |
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A plastic surgeon from Delhi Had a young patient called Nelly He made a mistake -------------------- Which gave her a pain in her belly |
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| Douglas | Feb 9 2017, 05:57 PM Post #2282 |
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A plastic surgeon from Delhi Had a young patient called Nelly He made a mistake Then fed her some steak Which gave her a pain in her belly The US has voted for Trump ------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Feb 9 2017, 08:56 PM Post #2283 |
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The US has voted for Trump Don't remind me - I've still got the hump ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Feb 10 2017, 06:12 AM Post #2284 |
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The US has voted for Trump Don't remind me - I've still got the hump The US is doomed! .......................... ........................................................ |
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| Douglas | Feb 10 2017, 01:16 PM Post #2285 |
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The US has voted for Trump Don't remind me - I've still got the hump The US is doomed! .......................... Then we'll all come down with a bump. |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 10 2017, 05:31 PM Post #2286 |
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The US has voted for Trump Don't remind me - I've still got the hump The US is doomed! Liberty subsumed Then we'll all come down with a bump On the other hand, things could get better --------------------------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- --------------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 11 2017, 12:03 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 12 2017, 01:09 AM Post #2287 |
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On the other hand, things could get better --------------------------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- So let's write our MP a letter. |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 13 2017, 12:49 PM Post #2288 |
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On the other hand, things could get better Unless Mr. Trump runs amok without fetter -------------------------- -------------------------- So let's write our MP a letter. |
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| Douglas | Feb 19 2017, 01:15 PM Post #2289 |
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On the other hand, things could get better Unless Mr. Trump runs amok without fetter Well he's doing it now -------------------------- So let's write our MP a letter. |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 19 2017, 08:33 PM Post #2290 |
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On the other hand, things could get better Unless Mr. Trump runs amok without fetter Well he's doing it now But doesn't know how So let's write our MP a letter. Identical twins from Kildare Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 19 2017, 08:39 PM.
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| Douglas | Feb 19 2017, 09:51 PM Post #2291 |
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Identical twins from Kildare ------------------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- Their parents had one to spare |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 20 2017, 12:43 PM Post #2292 |
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Identical twins from Kildare Were so ugly, people would stare ---------------------- ---------------------- Their parents had one to spare |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 24 2017, 04:20 PM Post #2293 |
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Identical twins from Kildare Were so ugly, people would stare One was sent away ---------------------- Their parents had one to spare |
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| Douglas | Feb 24 2017, 04:55 PM Post #2294 |
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Identical twins from Kildare Were so ugly, people would stare One was sent away And no one said nay Their parents had one to spare There was a young lassie called Mary ----------------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 25 2017, 02:58 AM Post #2295 |
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There was a young lassie called Mary Who fell in love with a fairy -------------------------------- -------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 25 2017, 10:11 AM Post #2296 |
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There was a young lassie called Mary Who fell in love with a fairy -------------------------------- -------------------------------- She was so bloomin' contrary |
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| Douglas | Mar 1 2017, 01:09 AM Post #2297 |
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There was a young lassie called Mary Who fell in love with a fairy And next with an elf -------------------------------- She was so bloomin' contrary |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 1 2017, 05:02 PM Post #2298 |
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There was a young lassie called Mary Who fell in love with a fairy And next with an elf She couldn't help herself She was so bloomin' contrary There was once a surgeon called Miles |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 1 2017, 07:39 PM Post #2299 |
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There was once a surgeon called Miles Who developed a bad case of piles |
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| Douglas | Mar 4 2017, 02:57 PM Post #2300 |
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There was once a surgeon called Miles Who developed a bad case of piles ----------------- Effected a cure ----------------------------------------- |
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