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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Mobson | Mar 6 2018, 02:06 PM Post #2501 |
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The kids wanted to get out to play ---------------------- ------------- ------------- But the snowman had melted away. |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 6 2018, 02:14 PM Post #2502 |
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The kids wanted to get out to play For snow had been falling all day ------------- ------------- But the snowman had melted away. |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 8 2018, 01:56 PM Post #2503 |
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The kids wanted to get out to play For snow had been falling all day Then the Sun came out ------------- But the snowman had melted away. |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 8 2018, 09:16 PM Post #2504 |
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The kids wanted to get out to play For snow had been falling all day Then the Sun came out And "Hooray" they did shout But the snowman had melted away. --------------------------- --------------------------- He said, "Let's build a wall" ------------------ --------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Mar 8 2018, 09:50 PM Post #2505 |
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--------------------------- --------------------------- He said, "Let's build a wall" He said, "Let's build it tall" --------------------------- |
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| Douglas | Mar 9 2018, 12:08 PM Post #2506 |
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--------------------------- --------------------------- He said, "Let's build a wall" He said, "Let's build it tall" Did ever you see such a chump? |
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| Mobson | Mar 9 2018, 12:47 PM Post #2507 |
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There once was a bossman called Trump --------------------------- He said, "Let's build a wall" He said, "Let's build it tall" Did ever you see such a chump? |
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| Douglas | Mar 9 2018, 01:37 PM Post #2508 |
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There once was a bossman called Trump He blustered when out on the stump He said, "Let's build a wall" He said, "Let's build it tall" Did ever you see such a chump? The papers are all full of Brexit ---------------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- ---------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 9 2018, 03:01 PM Post #2509 |
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The papers are all full of Brexit ---------------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- Whatever May says, Barnier wrecks it |
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| Mobson | Mar 10 2018, 08:49 AM Post #2510 |
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The papers are all full of Brexit Especially as we didn't expect it -------------------------- -------------------------- Whatever May says, Barnier wrecks it |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 10 2018, 03:30 PM Post #2511 |
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The papers are all full of Brexit Especially as we didn't expect it The masses know best -------------------------- Whatever May says, Barnier wrecks it |
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| Mobson | Mar 10 2018, 09:15 PM Post #2512 |
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The papers are all full of Brexit Especially as we didn't expect it The masses know best But what of the rest Whatever May says, Barnier wrecks it Edited by Mobson, Mar 10 2018, 09:16 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 10 2018, 09:23 PM Post #2513 |
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............................................... ............................................... She refused to cave in ............................ ............................................... Edited by Mobson, Mar 11 2018, 02:50 PM.
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| Caro | Mar 12 2018, 03:20 AM Post #2514 |
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--------------------------------- ---------------------------------- She refused to cave in ------------------------- And the others were forced to resign. Edited by Caro, Mar 12 2018, 03:24 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 12 2018, 04:13 PM Post #2515 |
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In the sand she drew a red line ---------------------------------- She refused to cave in ------------------------- And the others were forced to resign. |
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| Mobson | Mar 13 2018, 03:33 AM Post #2516 |
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In the sand she drew a red line ---------------------------------- She refused to cave in She determined to win And the others were forced to resign. |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 13 2018, 02:28 PM Post #2517 |
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In the sand she drew a red line Everyone said yes that's real fine She refused to cave in She determined to win And the others were forced to resign. She woke up to find it was a dream |
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| Douglas | Mar 13 2018, 03:48 PM Post #2518 |
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She woke up to find it was a dream ---------------------------------------- ------------------------------- ------------------------------- So she sacked the rest of the team. Edited by Douglas, Mar 13 2018, 04:21 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 13 2018, 06:10 PM Post #2519 |
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She woke up to find it was a dream And she'd lost ev'ry scrap of esteem ------------------------------- ------------------------------- So she sacked the rest of the team. |
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| Mobson | Mar 14 2018, 06:29 PM Post #2520 |
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She woke up to find it was a dream And she'd lost ev'ry scrap of esteem Yet her gander was up ------------------------------- So she sacked the rest of the team. |
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| Caro | Mar 21 2018, 06:23 AM Post #2521 |
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She woke up to find it was a dream And she'd lost ev'ry scrap of esteem Yet her gander was up They gave wine in a cup So she sacked the rest of the team. That odd little bird, the cuckoo ----------------------------- ------------------- ------------------ ---------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 21 2018, 03:46 PM Post #2522 |
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That odd little bird, the cuckoo ----------------------------- ------------------- ------------------ In August they bid us adieu |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 21 2018, 11:11 PM Post #2523 |
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That odd little bird, the cuckoo Flies here from south of Timbuktu ------------------- ------------------ In August they bid us adieu |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 31 2018, 02:13 PM Post #2524 |
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That odd little bird, the cuckoo Flies here from south of Timbuktu They squat in a nest ------------------ In August they bid us adieu |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 31 2018, 02:35 PM Post #2525 |
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That odd little bird, the cuckoo Flies here from south of Timbuktu They squat in a nest Leave an unwelcome guest In August they bid us adieu ------------------------ ------------------------ But the fireman's hose ------------ ------------------------ |
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| Mobson | Apr 1 2018, 03:50 AM Post #2526 |
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------------------------ ------------------------ But the fireman's hose Was 'in a state of repose' ------------------------ |
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| Douglas | Apr 1 2018, 10:05 AM Post #2527 |
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------------------------ ------------------------ But the fireman's hose Was 'in a state of repose' Which did nothing to dampen her ardour. |
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| Mobson | Apr 2 2018, 04:51 AM Post #2528 |
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When Doug's fire truck raced to the harbour ------------------------ But the fireman's hose Was 'in a state of repose' Which did nothing to dampen her ardour. Edited by Mobson, Apr 2 2018, 04:53 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 6 2018, 12:40 AM Post #2529 |
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When Doug's fire truck raced to the harbour Young Lizzie cried, "Please do it harder." But the fireman's hose Was 'in a state of repose' Which did nothing to dampen her ardour. -------------------------- -------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- And fell on the floor in a heap. |
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| Mobson | Apr 6 2018, 02:07 AM Post #2530 |
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................................................ Whilst Radiohead sang I'm a Creep ..................... ..................... And fell on the floor in a heap. |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 6 2018, 09:24 AM Post #2531 |
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The old man was falling asleep Whilst Radiohead sang I'm a Creep ..................... ..................... And fell on the floor in a heap. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 7 2018, 12:41 PM Post #2532 |
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The old man was falling asleep Whilst Radiohead sang I'm a Creep He awoke with a start ..................... And fell on the floor in a heap. |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2018, 11:52 AM Post #2533 |
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The old man was falling asleep Whilst Radiohead sang I'm a Creep He awoke with a start Emitted a huge fart And fell on the floor in a heap. |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2018, 11:54 AM Post #2534 |
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.......................................... When found by his carer |
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| Douglas | Apr 8 2018, 05:46 PM Post #2535 |
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I've been waiting to see who would rise to dai's bait. |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2018, 06:27 PM Post #2536 |
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Ha ha ~ it's only what old men do...I'm reliably informed!!! Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2018, 06:28 PM.
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| Douglas | Apr 8 2018, 09:15 PM Post #2537 |
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Don't you believe it !!! |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 10 2018, 12:41 AM Post #2538 |
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.......................................... .......................................... When found by his carer An old seafarer .......................................... |
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| Douglas | Apr 10 2018, 10:20 AM Post #2539 |
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.......................................... Who, one night, fell out of his bed When found by his carer An old seafarer .......................................... |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 10 2018, 02:20 PM Post #2540 |
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There was an old man from Gateshead Who, one night, fell out of his bed When found by his carer An old seafarer .......................................... |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 10 2018, 03:40 PM Post #2541 |
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I'm a good cook, so my friends say The ones who've survived anyway They still come back for more -------------- ------------------------------ |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 10 2018, 05:28 PM Post #2542 |
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You time travelling again, Rikii? |
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| Mobson | Apr 10 2018, 07:27 PM Post #2543 |
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Haiku? haiku?
Edited by Mobson, Apr 10 2018, 07:29 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 13 2018, 06:13 PM Post #2544 |
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back to #2540 There was an old man from Gateshead Who, one night, fell out of his bed When found by his carer An old seafarer Cried ".bejesus I thought u wuz dead" |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 13 2018, 06:22 PM Post #2545 |
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A buxom young barmaid from Stroud ------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- --------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 17 2018, 02:32 AM.
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| Douglas | Apr 18 2018, 06:19 PM Post #2546 |
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A buxom young barmaid from Stroud ------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- --------------------------------- All said that she'd done herself proud. |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 18 2018, 08:35 PM Post #2547 |
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A buxom young barmaid from Stroud Who disliked being so well endowed --------------------------------- --------------------------------- All said that she'd done herself proud. |
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| Mobson | Apr 19 2018, 06:50 PM Post #2548 |
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A buxom young barmaid from Stroud Who disliked being so well endowed An op for reduction --------------------------------- All said that she'd done herself proud. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 19 2018, 06:53 PM Post #2549 |
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A buxom young barmaid from Stroud Who disliked being so well endowed An op for reduction Which involved suction All said that she'd done herself proud. |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 19 2018, 07:29 PM Post #2550 |
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An itinerant plumber from Staines -------------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 19 2018, 07:31 PM.
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| Mobson | Apr 20 2018, 12:53 PM Post #2551 |
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An itinerant plumber from Staines -------------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- Which blew a mighty hole in the Mains |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 21 2018, 11:47 AM Post #2552 |
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An itinerant plumber from Staines Was a dab hand at unblocking drains ------------------------- ------------------------- Which blew a mighty hole in the Mains |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 22 2018, 01:44 AM Post #2553 |
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An itinerant plumber from Staines Was a dab hand at unblocking drains ------------------------- He used dynamite Which blew a mighty hole in the Mains |
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| Douglas | Apr 22 2018, 09:49 AM Post #2554 |
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An itinerant plumber from Staines Was a dab hand at unblocking drains When the blockage was tight He used dynamite Which blew a mighty hole in the Mains There was a young fellow from Kent --------------------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- --------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Apr 22 2018, 12:36 PM Post #2555 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent --------------------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- Causing trouble wheresoever he went |
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| Douglas | Apr 22 2018, 04:39 PM Post #2556 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent With his life he was never content ---------------------------- ---------------------------- Causing trouble wheresoever he went |
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 23 2018, 02:26 AM Post #2557 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent With his life he was never content From Dartford to Dover ---------------------------- Causing trouble wheresoever he went |
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| Douglas | Apr 23 2018, 10:09 AM Post #2558 |
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There was a young fellow from Kent With his life he was never content From Dartford to Dover He played the wild rover Causing trouble wheresoever he went A minister's son from Dundee --------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Apr 24 2018, 01:02 AM Post #2559 |
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A minister's son from Dundee --------------------------------- ----------------- ----------------- Choked on a bun for his tea |
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| dai Cottomy | Apr 24 2018, 01:25 AM Post #2560 |
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A minister's son from Dundee Decided to go on a spree ----------------- ----------------- Choked on a bun for his tea Edited by dai Cottomy, Apr 24 2018, 01:25 AM.
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| Mobson | Apr 30 2018, 10:30 AM Post #2561 |
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A minister's son from Dundee Decided to go on a spree Before he went ----------------- He choked on a bun for his tea |
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| Caro | May 7 2018, 06:12 AM Post #2562 |
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A minister's son from Dundee Decided to go on a spree Before he went A dodgy throat meant He choked on a bun for his tea. ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- It was a large hole --------------------- ----------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 7 2018, 08:49 AM Post #2563 |
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----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- It was a large hole Dug by a tiny mole ----------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, May 7 2018, 08:50 AM.
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| Douglas | May 7 2018, 10:29 AM Post #2564 |
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----------------------------------- What they found to their utter dismay It was a large hole Dug by a tiny mole ----------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 7 2018, 12:55 PM Post #2565 |
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Janet and John went to the garden to play What they found to their utter dismay It was a large hole Dug by a tiny mole ----------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, May 7 2018, 12:56 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2018, 03:34 PM Post #2566 |
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Janet and John went to the garden to play What they found to their utter dismay It was a large hole Dug by a tiny mole Which concluded their play for the day |
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2018, 03:43 PM Post #2567 |
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The once was a locksmith named Grout ------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ------------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, May 10 2018, 03:53 PM.
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| Mobson | May 10 2018, 10:50 PM Post #2568 |
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The once was a locksmith named Grout ------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- No surprise that he locked himself out! |
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| Douglas | May 10 2018, 11:19 PM Post #2569 |
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The once was a locksmith named Grout Who was gravely addicted to stout ---------------------------- ---------------------------- No surprise that he locked himself out! |
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| Caro | May 12 2018, 06:02 AM Post #2570 |
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The once was a locksmith named Grout Who was gravely addicted to stout ---------------------------- He hardly could walk No surprise that he locked himself out! |
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| dai Cottomy | May 12 2018, 07:56 PM Post #2571 |
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The once was a locksmith named Grout Who was gravely addicted to stout Unable to talk He hardly could walk No surprise that he locked himself out! A pretty young gal called Matilda Edited by dai Cottomy, May 12 2018, 07:57 PM.
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| Douglas | May 12 2018, 11:34 PM Post #2572 |
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A pretty young gal called Matilda Set off on a cruise to St. Kilda |
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| dai Cottomy | May 13 2018, 12:44 PM Post #2573 |
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A pretty young gal called Matilda Set off on a cruise to St. Kilda -------------------- -------------------- The explosion nearly killed 'er |
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| Douglas | May 13 2018, 01:26 PM Post #2574 |
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A pretty young gal called Matilda Set off on a cruise to St. Kilda -------------------- The ship hit a mine The explosion nearly killed 'er |
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| dai Cottomy | May 13 2018, 02:42 PM Post #2575 |
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A pretty young gal called Matilda Set off on a cruise to St. Kilda At a quarter to nine The ship hit a mine The explosion nearly killed 'er |
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| Mobson | May 14 2018, 10:50 AM Post #2576 |
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Waiting on Dai!
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 01:05 AM Post #2577 |
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A gentleman tailor from Peckham |
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| Mobson | May 15 2018, 09:53 AM Post #2578 |
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A gentleman tailor from Peckham Short of customers thought how to get 'em |
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| Douglas | May 15 2018, 11:12 AM Post #2579 |
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A gentleman tailor from Peckham Short of customers thought how to get 'em ------------------------------ ------------------------------ He decided 'twas best to forget 'em |
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| Mobson | May 15 2018, 11:50 AM Post #2580 |
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A gentleman tailor from Peckham Short of customers thought how to get 'em He struggled to think ------------------------------ He decided 'twas best to forget 'em |
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 02:03 PM Post #2581 |
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A gentleman tailor from Peckham Short of customers thought how to get 'em He struggled to think "Should I dress 'em in pink?" He decided 'twas best to forget 'em |
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 02:08 PM Post #2582 |
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A jolly young sailor called Joe |
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| Douglas | May 15 2018, 04:46 PM Post #2583 |
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A jolly young sailor called Joe Thinking his life was too slow -------------------------- -------------------------- --------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | May 15 2018, 05:18 PM Post #2584 |
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A jolly young sailor called Joe Thinking his life was too slow Bought a speed boat -------------------------- --------------------------------- |
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| Douglas | May 15 2018, 05:22 PM Post #2585 |
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A jolly young sailor called Joe Thinking his life was too slow Bought a speed boat Couldn't keep iot afloat --------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | May 16 2018, 10:49 AM Post #2586 |
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A jolly young sailor called Joe Thinking his life was too slow Bought a speed boat Couldn't keep it afloat Ending up in the deep depths below |
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| Mobson | May 16 2018, 10:52 AM Post #2587 |
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........................................ So she taught him to dance ............. ............. ........................................ |
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| dai Cottomy | May 16 2018, 01:25 PM Post #2588 |
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I've taken the liberty of moving line 2 to line 3 Mavis Tuckwell bought a gorilla ----------------------------------- So she taught him to dance ------------------------------- ----------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | May 16 2018, 01:59 PM Post #2589 |
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Mavis Tuckwell bought a gorilla ----------------------------------- So she taught him to dance But left too much to chance ----------------------------------- |
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| Douglas | May 16 2018, 09:20 PM Post #2590 |
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Mavis Tuckwell bought a gorilla ----------------------------------- So she taught him to dance But left too much to chance For he spilled all the sarsaparilla |
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| Mobson | May 17 2018, 12:15 PM Post #2591 |
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Mavis Tuckwell bought a gorilla Named him Thrilla of Manila So she taught him to dance But left too much to chance For he spilled all the sarsaparilla Mavis knew she had made a mistake Edited by Mobson, May 17 2018, 12:16 PM.
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| Caro | May 18 2018, 03:49 AM Post #2592 |
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Mavis knew she had made a mistake ---------------------------------------- --------------------- --------------------- It turned out to be a big snake. |
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| Mobson | May 18 2018, 07:22 AM Post #2593 |
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Mavis knew she had made a mistake A wild animal to her home she did take ----------------- --------------------- It turned out to be a big snake. Edited by Mobson, May 18 2018, 07:23 AM.
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| Douglas | May 20 2018, 11:32 AM Post #2594 |
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Mavis knew she had made a mistake A wild animal to her home she did take She was taken aback --------------------- It turned out to be a big snake. |
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| Mobson | May 21 2018, 09:19 AM Post #2595 |
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Mavis knew she had made a mistake A wild animal to her home she did take She was taken aback When opening the sack It turned out to be a big snake. |
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| Mobson | May 21 2018, 09:29 AM Post #2596 |
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There's flora and foliage at Chelsea |
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| Caro | May 23 2018, 04:45 AM Post #2597 |
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There's flora and foliage at Chelsea -------------------------------------- ------------------------ ------------------------ And someone had formed a shell sea. |
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| Mobson | May 24 2018, 03:41 AM Post #2598 |
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There's flora and foliage at Chelsea Delighting the bird and the bee ------------------------ ------------------------ And someone had formed a shell sea. Edited by Mobson, May 24 2018, 03:42 AM.
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| Caro | May 31 2018, 12:01 AM Post #2599 |
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There's flora and foliage at Chelsea Delighting the bird and the bee ------------------------ There's grass mowed in shapes And someone has formed a shell sea. Edited by Caro, May 31 2018, 12:02 AM.
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| Douglas | May 31 2018, 12:59 AM Post #2600 |
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There's flora and foliage at Chelsea Delighting the bird and the bee There's all sorts of japes There's grass mowed in shapes And someone has formed a shell sea. It's the French Open tennis this week ----------------------------------------- ------------------------------- ------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- |
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