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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 25 2012, 06:38 PM Post #201 |
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire Whose manner was decidedly dreary ---------------- ---------------- -------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Oct 25 2012, 07:36 PM Post #202 |
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire Whose manner was decidedly dreary ---------------------- To buck himself up ---------------------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 25 2012, 11:32 PM Post #203 |
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire Whose manner was decidedly dreary He adopted a pup To buck himself up ---------------------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 26 2012, 04:04 PM Post #204 |
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire Whose manner was decidedly dreary He adopted a pup To buck himself up But 'house training' made him feel Waoghaire She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo" |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 26 2012, 07:02 PM Post #205 |
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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo" I clocked her physique and thought "Coo" --------------------------------- --------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 26 2012, 11:27 PM Post #206 |
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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo" I clocked her physique and thought "Coo" --------------------------------- --------------------------------- And in need of a cup of Typhoo. |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 27 2012, 11:11 AM Post #207 |
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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo" I clocked her physique and thought "Coo" I started to sweat --------------------------------- And in need of a cup of Typhoo. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 27 2012, 12:08 PM Post #208 |
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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo" I clocked her physique and thought "Coo" I started to sweat, Got disgustingly wet And in need of a cup of Typhoo. ************************************************* ------------------------------------------------ "Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?" ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------ Edited by tafkaj, Nov 2 2012, 12:40 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 28 2012, 08:11 AM Post #209 |
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------------------------------------------------ "Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?" ------------------------------ She looked quite appalled ------------------------------------------------ |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 28 2012, 10:10 AM Post #210 |
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------------------------------------------------ "Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?" "Have I really gone bald?" She looked quite appalled ------------------------------------------------ |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 28 2012, 10:39 AM Post #211 |
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She found a wig in the washing machine "Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?" "Have I really gone bald?" She looked quite appalled |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 28 2012, 04:58 PM Post #212 |
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She found a wig in the washing machine "Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?" "Have I really gone bald?" She looked quite appalled As she sneaked to her boudoir unseen The ghosties and ghoulies are out |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 29 2012, 10:43 AM Post #213 |
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.............................................. The ghosties and ghoulies are out .................. .................. ........................................... |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 29 2012, 10:56 AM Post #214 |
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Will someone please tell the devout The ghosties and ghoulies are out .................. .................. ........................................... |
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| Mobson | Oct 29 2012, 11:07 AM Post #215 |
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Will someone please tell the devout The ghosties and ghoulies are out ................................. Don't give them treats ................................................. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 29 2012, 02:18 PM Post #216 |
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Will someone please tell the devout The ghosties and ghoulies are out Dressed up in sheets Don't give them treats ................................................. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 29 2012, 09:43 PM Post #217 |
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Will someone please tell the devout The ghosties and ghoulies are out Dressed up in sheets Don't give them treats Just tell them, "Stop messing about." ------------------------------- ------------------------------- But down in the coven ---------------- ------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Oct 29 2012, 09:55 PM Post #218 |
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------------------------------- ------------------------------- But down in the coven They sneaked open the oven ------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2012, 11:44 AM Post #219 |
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----------------------------------- The witches are out on their broomsticks But down in the coven They sneaked open the oven ------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 30 2012, 04:36 PM Post #220 |
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Beware whilst out with treats and tricks The witches are out on their broomsticks But down in the coven They sneaked open the oven ------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 30 2012, 08:39 PM Post #221 |
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Beware whilst out with treats and tricks The witches are out on their broomsticks But down in the coven They sneaked open the oven To add poisoned entrails to the cake-mix I hide when the trick or treaters ring |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 30 2012, 11:11 PM Post #222 |
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I hide when the trick or treaters ring ------------------------------ ------------------ ------------------ But Halloween's not the sweetest thing. |
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| Caro | Oct 31 2012, 03:26 AM Post #223 |
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I hide when the trick or treaters ring ------------------------------ ------------------ The lollies are beaut But Halloween's not the sweetest thing. |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 31 2012, 12:35 PM Post #224 |
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I hide when the trick or treaters ring Cos I'm not really into their thing ------------------ The lollies are beaut But Halloween's not the sweetest thing. |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 1 2012, 03:29 PM Post #225 |
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I hide when the trick or treaters ring Cos I'm not really into their thing The children are cute The lollies are beaut But Halloween's not the sweetest thing. In November we always had smog |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 1 2012, 05:17 PM Post #226 |
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Sad times, eh Norm? I bet you're missing a-h-l. In November we always had smog The day after roasting a hog |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 1 2012, 10:24 PM Post #227 |
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a-h-l Tick??? |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 1 2012, 11:12 PM Post #228 |
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Air-hair-lair, aka johnnysmoth. I seem to recall you two got on like a house on fire. |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 2 2012, 09:53 AM Post #229 |
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I wonder where he went Tick? |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 2 2012, 09:54 AM Post #230 |
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In November we always had smog The day after roasting a hog Followed by parkin |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 2 2012, 10:08 AM Post #231 |
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In November we always had smog The day after roasting a hog Followed by parkin And Ma and Pa Larkin |
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| Mobson | Nov 2 2012, 12:34 PM Post #232 |
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In November we always had smog The day after roasting a hog Followed by parkin And Ma and Pa Larkin Dancing at the Fiddling Frog ..and here they are dancing at the Fiddling Frog, Pasadena ... http://vimeo.com/38195488 Edited by Mobson, Nov 2 2012, 12:39 PM.
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| Mobson | Nov 2 2012, 12:38 PM Post #233 |
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.............................................................. .............................................................. Marmite, the Sponsors this year ............................................. ............................................................. |
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| tafkaj | Nov 2 2012, 12:41 PM Post #234 |
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Are you sure about the scansion, Mobs ... ? |
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| Mobson | Nov 2 2012, 12:50 PM Post #235 |
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you tell me! |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 2 2012, 08:14 PM Post #236 |
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball .............................................................. Marmite, the Sponsors this year ............................................. ............................................................. |
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| Mobson | Nov 3 2012, 08:58 AM Post #237 |
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball ........................................................ Marmite, the Sponsors this year Of Xmas lights to make us cheer ............................................................. |
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| tafkaj | Nov 3 2012, 01:13 PM Post #238 |
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Alright, then - no, you're not sure about the scansion.
Edited by tafkaj, Nov 3 2012, 01:14 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 3 2012, 02:21 PM Post #239 |
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball Once again in the Old Village Hall Marmite, the Sponsors this year Of Xmas lights to make us cheer ............................................................. |
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| Mobson | Nov 3 2012, 02:28 PM Post #240 |
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Edited by Mobson, Nov 3 2012, 02:33 PM.
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| Mobson | Nov 3 2012, 02:31 PM Post #241 |
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Oh dear! well never mind, I'm off to the Regent Street Motor Show! Going to get up close and personal with vintage vehicles, prior to the London to Brighton Veteran car run and marvel in environmentally-aware motoring and (hopefully) drive the latest technology cars on a 1-mile test drive route. Hope my scansion is working or do I mean suspension ... ...
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 3 2012, 02:51 PM Post #242 |
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Have fun, Mobs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgiv_I2TkNc |
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| Caro | Nov 3 2012, 08:52 PM Post #243 |
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball Once again in the Old Village Hall Marmite, the Sponsors this year Of Xmas lights to make us cheer And dogs bark and babies to bawl. The rules here make Guy's night a bore ------------------------------------ ---------------------- ---------------------- ------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 5 2012, 11:10 AM Post #244 |
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The rules here make Guy's night a bore Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore ---------------------- ---------------------- ------------------------------------ |
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| Caro | Nov 5 2012, 07:39 PM Post #245 |
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The rules here make Guy's night a bore Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore ---------------------- Not a glow in the sky ------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 5 2012, 08:08 PM Post #246 |
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The rules here make Guy's night a bore Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore ---------------------- Not a glow in the sky And no fire, means there's no blood and gore |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 5 2012, 11:09 PM Post #247 |
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The rules here make Guy's night a bore Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore No rockets on high Not a glow in the sky And no fire, means there's no blood and gore Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad ----------------------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- ----------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Nov 6 2012, 05:13 AM Post #248 |
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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad ----------------------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- And his ending was so very sad. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 6 2012, 09:23 AM Post #249 |
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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad Who spent every penny he had ---------------------- ---------------------- And his ending was so very sad. |
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| Mobson | Nov 6 2012, 10:24 AM Post #250 |
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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad Who spent every penny he had On gunpowder keg ---------------------- And his ending was so very sad. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 6 2012, 12:11 PM Post #251 |
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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad Who spent every penny he had On gunpowder keg And a doxy called Meg And his ending was so very sad. They cremate him each year on a fire |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 6 2012, 12:39 PM Post #252 |
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They cremate him each year on a fire As a warning to those who conspire ----------------- ----------------- -------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Nov 6 2012, 01:13 PM Post #253 |
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They cremate him each year on a fire As a warning to those who conspire ------------------------------------- Against Country and Crown ---------------------------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, Nov 6 2012, 01:14 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 6 2012, 01:34 PM Post #254 |
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They cremate him each year on a fire As a warning to those who conspire ------------------------------------- Against Country and Crown By dancing crazily round the pyre Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 6 2012, 01:37 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 8 2012, 07:01 PM Post #255 |
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They cremate him each year on a fire As a warning to those who conspire, In village and town, Against Country and Crown By dancing crazily round the pyre ------------------------------- ------------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- And now she's in charge of China. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 8 2012, 08:08 PM Post #256 |
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A lady from Woking called Dinah ------------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- And now she's in charge of China. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 8 2012, 10:14 PM Post #257 |
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A lady from Woking called Dinah Booked a holiday in Carolina ------------------- ------------------- And now she's in charge of China. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 12:56 AM Post #258 |
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A lady from Woking called Dinah Booked a holiday in Carolina Met up with a potter ------------------- And now she's in charge of China. |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 9 2012, 02:44 PM Post #259 |
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A lady from Woking called Dinah Booked a holiday in Carolina Met up with a potter Who did what he oughta And now she's in charge of China. ........................................... A venerable man of the Church .................. ................ .......................................... |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 9 2012, 03:30 PM Post #260 |
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........................................... A venerable man of the Church .................. ................ And left his loved ones in the lurch. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 03:56 PM Post #261 |
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........................................... A venerable man of the Church .................. He vanished one day And left his loved ones in the lurch. |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 9 2012, 04:01 PM Post #262 |
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In the graveyard, under the birch Stood a Venerable man of the Church .................. ................ And left his loved ones in the lurch. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 04:22 PM Post #263 |
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In the graveyard, under the birch Stood a venerable man of the Church Forgetting to pray He vanished one day And left his loved ones in the lurch. Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 9 2012, 04:23 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2012, 04:26 PM Post #264 |
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---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ----------------------- ----------------------- It's better to be safe than sorry |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 9 2012, 05:37 PM Post #265 |
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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie ---------------------------------------- ----------------------- ----------------------- It's better to be safe than sorry |
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| tafkaj | Nov 10 2012, 01:21 PM Post #266 |
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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie But Vera's not both'ring to worry ----------------------- ----------------------- It's better to be safe than sorry |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 10 2012, 05:53 PM Post #267 |
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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie But Vera's not both'ring to worry ----------------------- And nailed down the lid - It's better to be safe than sorry |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 11 2012, 04:47 PM Post #268 |
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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie But Vera's not both'ring to worry For a bet of ten quid She nailed down the lid - sorry for the slight amendment It's better to be safe than sorry |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 11 2012, 04:51 PM Post #269 |
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--------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- ---------------------- He emptied the pot -------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 12 2012, 12:33 AM Post #270 |
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--------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- Although an old sot He emptied the pot -------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Nov 12 2012, 11:37 AM Post #271 |
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With his chamber pot under his bed --------------------------------------- Although an old sot He emptied the pot -------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 12 2012, 12:09 PM Post #272 |
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With his chamber pot under his bed --------------------------------------- Although an old sot He emptied the pot On his leeks which grew near his shed |
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| Mobson | Nov 12 2012, 01:32 PM Post #273 |
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With his chamber pot under his bed And his nightcap so tight on his head Although an old sot He emptied the pot On his leeks which grew near his shed ************************************ ............................................... with leeks the envy of the county ................... ................... ............................................... Edited by Mobson, Nov 12 2012, 01:32 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 12 2012, 03:48 PM Post #274 |
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............................................... with leeks the envy of the county ................... ................... He was there to claim all his bounty |
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| Mobson | Nov 15 2012, 10:22 AM Post #275 |
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............................................... With leeks the envy of the county He won every year ................... He was there to claim all his bounty Edited by Mobson, Nov 15 2012, 10:22 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 15 2012, 03:36 PM Post #276 |
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His name was Sebastian Rountree With leeks the envy of the county He won every year ................... He was there to claim all his bounty |
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| Caro | Nov 16 2012, 08:47 AM Post #277 |
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His name was Sebastian Rountree With leeks the envy of the county He won every year At fairs far and near He was there to claim all his bounty. --------------------------- --------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- The monster swede took out the prize. |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 16 2012, 10:23 AM Post #278 |
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They all said "You're taking the rise!" ................................................. ---------------- ---------------- The monster swede took out the prize. Edited by Norm Deplume, Nov 16 2012, 01:29 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 16 2012, 10:34 AM Post #279 |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 16 2012, 10:40 AM Post #280 |
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Bjorn is a very big Swede, of giant proportions
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 16 2012, 11:06 AM Post #281 |
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I was querying the rhyme sequence, Norm: Bjorn doesn't rhyme with prize the way I say 'em. |
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 16 2012, 01:31 PM Post #282 |
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Fair Dooos Tick ...a major Norm I fear. Now corrected
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| Mobson | Nov 16 2012, 02:48 PM Post #283 |
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shall we go back to 'big veg' theme then? They all said "You're taking the rise!" He looked at them back in surprise ........... ........... The monster swede took out the prize. Edited by Mobson, Nov 16 2012, 02:51 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 16 2012, 05:32 PM Post #284 |
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They all said "You're taking the rise!" He looked at them back in surprise ........................ A veg-grower's idea of a dream The monster swede took out the prize. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 16 2012, 11:00 PM Post #285 |
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You're blowing my mind! |
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| Caro | Nov 16 2012, 11:16 PM Post #286 |
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Now now. Take a Valium. It's only a little mis-rhythm. Your mind can overcome this setback. They all said "You're taking the rise!" He looked at them back in surprise With such a big beam. A veg-grower's idea of a dream The monster swede took out the prize. -------------------------------- No head-banging helps with well-being. ------------------- ------------------- -------------------------------- Edited by Caro, Nov 18 2012, 08:10 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 16 2012, 11:49 PM Post #287 |
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I'm not so sure, Caro. The mind is a delicate mechanism and can't easily cope with contradictions like that. Whether or not you're all-seeing No head-banging helps with well-being. ------------------- ------------------- -------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 17 2012, 12:46 PM Post #288 |
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Whether or not you're all-seeing No head-banging helps with well-being. Striving for perfection ------------------- -------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 18 2012, 01:33 AM Post #289 |
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Whether or not you're all-seeing No head-banging helps with well-being. Striving for perfection ------------------- Let's pack it all in and go skiing. |
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| Caro | Nov 18 2012, 08:47 PM Post #290 |
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Whether or not you're all-seeing No head-banging helps with well-being. Striving for perfection Gives no protection Let's pack it all in and go skiing. That's exercise: me no like that. ---------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- ---------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 18 2012, 10:52 PM Post #291 |
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That's exercise: me no like that. I don't care if I get very fat ---------------- ---------------- ---------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2012, 12:04 AM Post #292 |
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That's exercise: me no like that. I don't care if I get very fat Jogging is boring ---------------- ---------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 19 2012, 12:06 AM Post #293 |
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That's exercise: me no like that. I don't care if I get very fat Jogging is boring And won't stop you snoring ---------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 19 2012, 12:59 AM Post #294 |
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That's exercise: me no like that. I don't care if I get very fat Jogging is boring And won't stop you snoring And it makes your feet go all flat. Walking the dog is much better |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 19 2012, 01:05 AM Post #295 |
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Walking the dog is much better Than staying in, writing a letter ------------------- ------------------- ------------------------------ |
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| Caro | Nov 19 2012, 04:18 AM Post #296 |
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Walking the dog is much better Than staying in, writing a letter ------------------- ------------------- So I'll go get myself a red setter. |
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| Mobson | Nov 19 2012, 01:55 PM Post #297 |
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Walking the dog is much better Than staying in, writing a letter ------------------- Oh! you disagree So I'll go get myself a red setter. Edited by Mobson, Nov 19 2012, 01:55 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2012, 12:35 PM Post #298 |
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Walking the dog is much better Than staying in, writing a letter And drinking weak tea Oh! you disagree So I'll go get myself a red setter I once had a golden retriever |
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| Mobson | Nov 20 2012, 03:13 PM Post #299 |
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I once had a golden retriever .......................................... .............. .............. He loved hunting reprobate beaver* *OMG - that line came into my head instantly; uncertain I Googled....look what I found... Of reprobates the beaver seems The saddest in creation, His every instinct kindling dreams To work for his dam-nation. John Bannister Tabb ... Edited by Mobson, Nov 20 2012, 03:16 PM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 20 2012, 03:21 PM Post #300 |
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I once had a golden retriever That part-owned the castle of Hever; .............. .............. He loved hunting reprobate beaver* |
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