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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792



It's awful, the lies that we tell
And maybe we'll all go to Hell
So always tell the Truth
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dai Cottomy
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire
Whose manner was decidedly dreary
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Mobson
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire
Whose manner was decidedly dreary
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To buck himself up
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire
Whose manner was decidedly dreary
He adopted a pup
To buck himself up
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Norm Deplume
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There was a young man from Dun Laoghaire
Whose manner was decidedly dreary
He adopted a pup
To buck himself up
But 'house training' made him feel Waoghaire


She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo"

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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo"
I clocked her physique and thought "Coo"
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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo"
I clocked her physique and thought "Coo"
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And in need of a cup of Typhoo.

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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo"
I clocked her physique and thought "Coo"
I started to sweat
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And in need of a cup of Typhoo.

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She looked and she shouted "Yoo-Hoo"
I clocked her physique and thought "Coo"
I started to sweat,
Got disgustingly wet
And in need of a cup of Typhoo.

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"Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?"
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"Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?"
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She looked quite appalled
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"Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?"
"Have I really gone bald?"
She looked quite appalled
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She found a wig in the washing machine
"Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?"
"Have I really gone bald?"
She looked quite appalled
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She found a wig in the washing machine
"Oh, my!" she cried, "What can this mean?"
"Have I really gone bald?"
She looked quite appalled
As she sneaked to her boudoir unseen


The ghosties and ghoulies are out
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The ghosties and ghoulies are out
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Will someone please tell the devout
The ghosties and ghoulies are out
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Will someone please tell the devout
The ghosties and ghoulies are out
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Don't give them treats
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dai Cottomy
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Will someone please tell the devout
The ghosties and ghoulies are out
Dressed up in sheets
Don't give them treats
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Will someone please tell the devout
The ghosties and ghoulies are out
Dressed up in sheets
Don't give them treats
Just tell them, "Stop messing about."


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But down in the coven
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But down in the coven
They sneaked open the oven
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The witches are out on their broomsticks
But down in the coven
They sneaked open the oven
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Beware whilst out with treats and tricks
The witches are out on their broomsticks
But down in the coven
They sneaked open the oven
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Beware whilst out with treats and tricks
The witches are out on their broomsticks
But down in the coven
They sneaked open the oven
To add poisoned entrails to the cake-mix


I hide when the trick or treaters ring
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I hide when the trick or treaters ring
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But Halloween's not the sweetest thing.

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Caro

I hide when the trick or treaters ring
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The lollies are beaut
But Halloween's not the sweetest thing.
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I hide when the trick or treaters ring
Cos I'm not really into their thing
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The lollies are beaut
But Halloween's not the sweetest thing.


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I hide when the trick or treaters ring
Cos I'm not really into their thing
The children are cute
The lollies are beaut
But Halloween's not the sweetest thing.


In November we always had smog




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Sad times, eh Norm? I bet you're missing a-h-l.

In November we always had smog
The day after roasting a hog


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a-h-l Tick???
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Norm Deplume
Nov 1 2012, 10:24 PM
a-h-l Tick???

Air-hair-lair, aka johnnysmoth. I seem to recall you two got on like a house on fire. <laugh>


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I wonder where he went Tick?
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In November we always had smog
The day after roasting a hog
Followed by parkin


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In November we always had smog
The day after roasting a hog
Followed by parkin
And Ma and Pa Larkin
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In November we always had smog
The day after roasting a hog
Followed by parkin
And Ma and Pa Larkin
Dancing at the Fiddling Frog

..and here they are dancing at the Fiddling Frog, Pasadena ... http://vimeo.com/38195488
Edited by Mobson, Nov 2 2012, 12:39 PM.
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Marmite, the Sponsors this year
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Are you sure about the scansion, Mobs ... ?
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you tell me!
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball
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Marmite, the Sponsors this year
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball
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Marmite, the Sponsors this year
Of Xmas lights to make us cheer
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Mobson
Nov 2 2012, 12:50 PM
you tell me!
Alright, then - no, you're not sure about the scansion. <doh>
Edited by tafkaj, Nov 3 2012, 01:14 PM.
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball
Once again in the Old Village Hall
Marmite, the Sponsors this year
Of Xmas lights to make us cheer
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<star>
Edited by Mobson, Nov 3 2012, 02:33 PM.
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tafkaj
Nov 3 2012, 01:13 PM
Mobson
Nov 2 2012, 12:50 PM
you tell me!
Alright, then - no, you're not sure about the scansion. <doh>
Oh dear! well never mind, I'm off to the Regent Street Motor Show! Going to get up close and personal with vintage vehicles, prior to the London to Brighton Veteran car run and marvel in environmentally-aware motoring and (hopefully) drive the latest technology cars on a 1-mile test drive route. Hope my scansion is working or do I mean suspension ... ... <angel> <driving>
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Have fun, Mobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgiv_I2TkNc
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All dressed-up for the Bonfire Ball
Once again in the Old Village Hall
Marmite, the Sponsors this year
Of Xmas lights to make us cheer
And dogs bark and babies to bawl.


The rules here make Guy's night a bore
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The rules here make Guy's night a bore
Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore
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Caro

The rules here make Guy's night a bore
Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore
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Not a glow in the sky
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The rules here make Guy's night a bore
Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore
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Not a glow in the sky
And no fire, means there's no blood and gore
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The rules here make Guy's night a bore
Health and Safety 's a right bloody chore
No rockets on high
Not a glow in the sky
And no fire, means there's no blood and gore



Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad
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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad
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And his ending was so very sad.
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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad
Who spent every penny he had
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And his ending was so very sad.

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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad
Who spent every penny he had
On gunpowder keg
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And his ending was so very sad.
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Guy Fawkes was a bit of a lad
Who spent every penny he had
On gunpowder keg
And a doxy called Meg
And his ending was so very sad.


They cremate him each year on a fire
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They cremate him each year on a fire
As a warning to those who conspire
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They cremate him each year on a fire
As a warning to those who conspire
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Against Country and Crown
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They cremate him each year on a fire
As a warning to those who conspire
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Against Country and Crown
By dancing crazily round the pyre
Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 6 2012, 01:37 PM.
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They cremate him each year on a fire
As a warning to those who conspire,
In village and town,
Against Country and Crown
By dancing crazily round the pyre



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And now she's in charge of China.




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A lady from Woking called Dinah
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And now she's in charge of China.

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A lady from Woking called Dinah
Booked a holiday in Carolina
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And now she's in charge of China.

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A lady from Woking called Dinah
Booked a holiday in Carolina
Met up with a potter
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And now she's in charge of China.

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A lady from Woking called Dinah
Booked a holiday in Carolina
Met up with a potter
Who did what he oughta
And now she's in charge of China.




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A venerable man of the Church
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A venerable man of the Church
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And left his loved ones in the lurch.

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A venerable man of the Church
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He vanished one day
And left his loved ones in the lurch.

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In the graveyard, under the birch
Stood a Venerable man of the Church
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And left his loved ones in the lurch.
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In the graveyard, under the birch
Stood a venerable man of the Church
Forgetting to pray
He vanished one day
And left his loved ones in the lurch.

Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 9 2012, 04:23 PM.
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It's better to be safe than sorry
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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie
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It's better to be safe than sorry

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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie
But Vera's not both'ring to worry
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It's better to be safe than sorry
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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie
But Vera's not both'ring to worry
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And nailed down the lid -
It's better to be safe than sorry

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Jack Duckworth's departed from Corrie
But Vera's not both'ring to worry
For a bet of ten quid
She nailed down the lid - sorry for the slight amendment
It's better to be safe than sorry

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He emptied the pot
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Although an old sot
He emptied the pot
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With his chamber pot under his bed
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Although an old sot
He emptied the pot
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With his chamber pot under his bed
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Although an old sot
He emptied the pot
On his leeks which grew near his shed
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With his chamber pot under his bed
And his nightcap so tight on his head
Although an old sot
He emptied the pot
On his leeks which grew near his shed

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with leeks the envy of the county
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He was there to claim all his bounty

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With leeks the envy of the county
He won every year
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He was there to claim all his bounty
Edited by Mobson, Nov 15 2012, 10:22 AM.
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His name was Sebastian Rountree
With leeks the envy of the county
He won every year
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He was there to claim all his bounty
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Caro

His name was Sebastian Rountree
With leeks the envy of the county
He won every year
At fairs far and near
He was there to claim all his bounty.


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The monster swede took out the prize.
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They all said "You're taking the rise!"
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The monster swede took out the prize.

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<huh????>

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Bjorn is a very big Swede, of giant proportions Rumbaba and The Emoticons
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I was querying the rhyme sequence, Norm: Bjorn doesn't rhyme with prize the way I say 'em.



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Fair Dooos Tick ...a major Norm I fear. Now corrected
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They all said "You're taking the rise!"
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The monster swede took out the prize.
shall we go back to 'big veg' theme then? <whistles>


They all said "You're taking the rise!"
He looked at them back in surprise
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The monster swede took out the prize.
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They all said "You're taking the rise!"
He looked at them back in surprise
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A veg-grower's idea of a dream
The monster swede took out the prize.
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You're blowing my mind! <brickwall>

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Now now. Take a Valium. It's only a little mis-rhythm. Your mind can overcome this setback.

They all said "You're taking the rise!"
He looked at them back in surprise
With such a big beam.
A veg-grower's idea of a dream
The monster swede took out the prize.


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I'm not so sure, Caro. The mind is a delicate mechanism and can't easily cope with contradictions like that.

Whether or not you're all-seeing
No head-banging helps with well-being.
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Whether or not you're all-seeing
No head-banging helps with well-being.
Striving for perfection
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Whether or not you're all-seeing
No head-banging helps with well-being.
Striving for perfection
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Let's pack it all in and go skiing.

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Whether or not you're all-seeing
No head-banging helps with well-being.
Striving for perfection
Gives no protection
Let's pack it all in and go skiing.


That's exercise: me no like that.
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That's exercise: me no like that.
I don't care if I get very fat
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That's exercise: me no like that.
I don't care if I get very fat
Jogging is boring
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That's exercise: me no like that.
I don't care if I get very fat
Jogging is boring
And won't stop you snoring
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That's exercise: me no like that.
I don't care if I get very fat
Jogging is boring
And won't stop you snoring
And it makes your feet go all flat.


Walking the dog is much better
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Walking the dog is much better
Than staying in, writing a letter
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Walking the dog is much better
Than staying in, writing a letter
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So I'll go get myself a red setter.
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Walking the dog is much better
Than staying in, writing a letter
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Oh! you disagree
So I'll go get myself a red setter.
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Walking the dog is much better
Than staying in, writing a letter
And drinking weak tea
Oh! you disagree
So I'll go get myself a red setter



I once had a golden retriever
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I once had a golden retriever
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He loved hunting reprobate beaver*




*OMG - that line came into my head instantly; uncertain I Googled....look what I found... :O

Of reprobates the beaver seems
The saddest in creation,
His every instinct kindling dreams
To work for his dam-nation.
John Bannister Tabb ...
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I once had a golden retriever
That part-owned the castle of Hever;
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He loved hunting reprobate beaver*
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