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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 18 2012, 05:47 PM Post #401 |
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O hail the bicycling Hero! .... .... ................................. ................. ................. Far better than getting a Zero |
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| Mobson | Dec 18 2012, 06:21 PM Post #402 |
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O hail the bicycling Hero! .... .... Ahead of his teammate Nero ................. ................. Far better than getting a Zero |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 21 2012, 12:49 PM Post #403 |
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O hail the bicycling Hero! .... .... Ahead of his teammate Nero With legs like steel pistons ................ Far better than getting a Zero |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 22 2012, 01:07 AM Post #404 |
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O hail the bicycling Hero! .... .... Ahead of his teammate Nero With legs like steel pistons And fists like Sonny Liston's Far better than getting a Zero I'm placing a bet on Denise |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 22 2012, 01:32 AM Post #405 |
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I'm placing a bet on Denise Getting drunk and doing striptease ---------------- ---------------- ----------------------------- |
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| Caro | Dec 22 2012, 01:54 AM Post #406 |
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I'm placing a bet on Denise Getting drunk and doing striptease ---------------- ---------------- Spread out on a big tiger fleece. |
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| Mobson | Dec 22 2012, 03:19 AM Post #407 |
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I'm placing a bet on Denise Getting drunk and doing striptease With her legs akimbo .............................. Spread out on a big tiger fleece. |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 22 2012, 11:49 AM Post #408 |
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I'm placing a bet on Denise Getting drunk and doing striptease With her legs akimbo She looks like a bimbo Spread out on a big tiger fleece. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------ When Daisy pulls it off ------------------------------ |
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| tafkaj | Dec 22 2012, 01:33 PM Post #409 |
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------------------------------ ------------------------------ He always gives a cough When Daisy pulls it off ------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 22 2012, 03:04 PM Post #410 |
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He loves driving fast cars in the Spring ------------------------------ He always gives a cough When Daisy pulls it off ------------------------------ |
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| Mobson | Dec 22 2012, 06:03 PM Post #411 |
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He loves driving fast cars in the Spring Buys all the luxuries money can bring He always gives a cough When Daisy pulls it off ------------------------------ |
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| Caro | Dec 22 2012, 11:04 PM Post #412 |
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He loves driving fast cars in the Spring Buys all the luxuries money can bring He always gives a cough When Daisy pulls it off - That very expensive bright bling. But Christmas brings more gifts galore ------------------------------------ ----------------------- ----------------------- ------------------------------------ |
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| Mobson | Dec 23 2012, 10:17 AM Post #413 |
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But Christmas brings more gifts galore ------------------------------------ ----------------------- ----------------------- Which makes you feel like an Xmas whore |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 23 2012, 03:01 PM Post #414 |
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But Christmas brings more gifts galore so many more than you bargained for ----------------------- ----------------------- Which makes you feel like an Xmas whore |
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| Caro | Dec 26 2012, 03:49 AM Post #415 |
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But Christmas brings more gifts galore so many more than you bargained for There's books and games ----------------------- Which makes you feel like an Xmas whore |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 26 2012, 10:32 AM Post #416 |
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But Christmas brings more gifts galore so many more than you bargained for There's books and games And zimmer frames Which makes you feel like an Xmas whore -------------------------------- When the whole charade is over ----------------------- ----------------------- -------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 26 2012, 11:21 AM Post #417 |
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-------------------------------- When the whole charade is over ----------------------- ----------------------- It will seem like a roll in the clover |
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| Mobson | Dec 26 2012, 12:07 PM Post #418 |
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It'll be goodbye to my bloke from Maldova When the whole charade is over ----------------------- ----------------------- It will seem like a roll in the clover |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 26 2012, 12:50 PM Post #419 |
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It'll be goodbye to my bloke from Maldova When the whole charade is over ----------------------- When his flight takes off It will seem like a roll in the clover |
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| Caro | Dec 26 2012, 09:28 PM Post #420 |
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It'll be goodbye to my bloke from Maldova When the whole charade is over He leaves us, the prof; When his flight takes off It will seem like a roll in the clover It's dark in your place; here there's sun -------------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ ------------------------------------- Edited by Caro, Dec 26 2012, 09:30 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 26 2012, 10:00 PM Post #421 |
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It's dark in your place; here there's sun And the summer has just begun ------------------ ------------------ ------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Dec 28 2012, 11:24 AM Post #422 |
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t's dark in your place; here there's sun And the summer has just begun ------------------ ------------------ But here comes the snow..O What fun! dfryu8ui9klop
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 29 2012, 08:09 PM Post #423 |
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It's dark in your place; here there's sun And the summer has just begun While you sleep in your bed ------------------ But here comes the snow..O What fun! |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 29 2012, 08:17 PM Post #424 |
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It's dark in your place; here there's sun And the summer has just begun While you sleep in your bed All's done and said But here comes the snow..O What fun! A gargatuan milkman in Luton |
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| Caro | Dec 29 2012, 08:20 PM Post #425 |
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A gargantuan milkman in Luton --------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- And just managed to wriggle his suit on. Edited by Caro, Dec 29 2012, 08:21 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 29 2012, 08:22 PM Post #426 |
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A gargantuan milkman in Luton Always slept on a Japanese futon ------------------- ------------------- And just managed to wriggle his suit on. |
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| Mobson | Dec 30 2012, 03:10 PM Post #427 |
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A gargantuan milkman in Luton Always slept on a Japanese futon It did for his back ------------------- And just managed to wriggle his suit on. |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 30 2012, 03:19 PM Post #428 |
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A gargantuan milkman in Luton Always slept on a Japanese futon It did for his back Alas and alack And just managed to wriggle his suit on. His young brother Ken in Old Welwyn...
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 30 2012, 05:26 PM Post #429 |
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His young brother Ken in Old Welwyn... ----------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- Just carried on kissin' and tellin'. |
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| Caro | Dec 31 2012, 05:05 AM Post #430 |
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His young brother Ken in Old Welwyn... Was just little more than a felon ------------------- ------------------- Just carried on kissin' and tellin'. (Lucky you put that, w4at, or I might have been using Selwyn. or Delwyn. Or trying to make something of "hell win") |
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| Mobson | Dec 31 2012, 10:44 AM Post #431 |
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His young brother Ken in Old Welwyn... Was just little more than a felon ------------------- All the girls that he had Just carried on kissin' and tellin'. |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 31 2012, 03:24 PM Post #432 |
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His young brother Ken in Old Welwyn... Was just little more than a felon Such a terrible cad All the girls that he had Just carried on kissin' and tellin'. Ken's oldest son Piers, from The Wirral |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 31 2012, 03:29 PM Post #433 |
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Ken's oldest son Piers, from The Wirral Was rumoured to have a pet squirrel ----------------------- ----------------------- ----------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Jan 1 2013, 04:32 AM Post #434 |
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Ken's oldest son Piers, from The Wirral Was rumoured to have a pet squirrel A red one, not grey ----------------------- ----------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 1 2013, 10:54 AM Post #435 |
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Ken's oldest son Piers, from The Wirral Was rumoured to have a pet squirrel A red one, not grey Which some said was gay ----------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 2 2013, 03:20 PM Post #436 |
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Ken's oldest son Piers, from The Wirral Was rumoured to have a pet squirrel A red one, not grey Which some said was gay His bushy-tailed friend is called Cyril Now Cyril has friends, Russ and Charlie |
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| Mobson | Jan 2 2013, 03:30 PM Post #437 |
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Now Cyril has friends, Russ and Charlie Who make a living selling trinkets from Bali |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 2 2013, 08:04 PM Post #438 |
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Now Cyril has friends, Russ and Charlie Who make a living selling trinkets from Bali They've a line in gold bangles And baubles wot dangles |
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| Mobson | Jan 2 2013, 08:07 PM Post #439 |
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Now Cyril has friends, Russ and Charlie Who make a living selling trinkets from Bali They've a line in gold bangles And baubles wot dangles Tho' Russ wants to try some from Mali |
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| Mobson | Jan 2 2013, 08:07 PM Post #440 |
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They love going native when they buy |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 2 2013, 08:22 PM Post #441 |
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They love going native when they buy -------------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- With a yell of "Here's mud in your eye!" |
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| Mobson | Jan 3 2013, 09:42 AM Post #442 |
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They love going native when they buy From the locals who can be quite sly ------------------- ------------------- With a yell of "Here's mud in your eye!" |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 3 2013, 12:18 PM Post #443 |
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They love going native when they buy From the locals who can be quite sly At first they recoil ------------------- With a yell of "Here's mud in your eye!" |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 4 2013, 01:13 PM Post #444 |
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They love going native when they buy From the locals who can be quite sly At first they recoil Chucking handfulls of soil With a yell of "Here's mud in your eye" I always thought life was quite mellow |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 4 2013, 03:02 PM Post #445 |
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I always thought life was quite mellow But then, I'm a mellow sort of fellow |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 4 2013, 07:35 PM Post #446 |
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I always thought life was quite mellow But then, I'm a mellow sort of fellow --------------------------------- --------------------------------- But if I don't get my way, then I bellow |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 4 2013, 08:51 PM Post #447 |
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I always thought life was quite mellow But then, I'm a mellow sort of fellow I let things pass me by --------------------------------- But if I don't get my way, then I bellow |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 5 2013, 07:46 PM Post #448 |
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I always thought life was quite mellow But then, I'm a mellow sort of fellow I let things pass me by I don't sob, I don't cry But if I don't get my way, then I bellow The roar of the crowd hurt my ears |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 6 2013, 12:20 PM Post #449 |
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The roar of the crowd hurt my ears .................................................. ....................... .................... The excitement drove me to tears |
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| Mobson | Jan 6 2013, 05:34 PM Post #450 |
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The roar of the crowd hurt my ears Bringing back my very worst fears ....................... .................... The excitement drove me to tears Edited by Mobson, Jan 7 2013, 03:22 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 7 2013, 09:14 PM Post #451 |
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The roar of the crowd hurt my ears Bringing back my very worst fears The opponents first punch ................... The excitement drove me to tears |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 7 2013, 10:05 PM Post #452 |
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The roar of the crowd hurt my ears Bringing back my very worst fears The opponents first punch Brought up my lunch The excitement drove me to tears ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ ---------------------------- She stifled a sob ------------------------------------------ Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 7 2013, 10:06 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 7 2013, 10:15 PM Post #453 |
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------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ On losing her job She stifled a sob ------------------------------------------ Edited by Mobson, Jan 7 2013, 10:15 PM.
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| Caro | Jan 7 2013, 11:06 PM Post #454 |
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------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ On losing her job She stifled a sob And set to with revenge served so cold. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 7 2013, 11:25 PM Post #455 |
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The iron lady, so I'm told, ------------------------------------------ On losing her job She stifled a sob And set to with revenge served so cold. |
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| Mobson | Jan 8 2013, 08:59 AM Post #456 |
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The iron lady, so I'm told, Became resolute and bold On losing her job She stifled a sob And set to with revenge served so cold. |
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| Mobson | Jan 8 2013, 09:00 AM Post #457 |
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Hunting down those ministers was her quest |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 8 2013, 12:09 PM Post #458 |
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Hunting down those ministers was her quest Which she did with ineffable zest ------------------------------- ------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------ |
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| tafkaj | Jan 8 2013, 02:43 PM Post #459 |
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Hunting down those ministers was her quest Which she did with ineffable zest ------------------------------- ------------------------------- I'm sure you know, by now, the rest. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 8 2013, 03:57 PM Post #460 |
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The iron lady, so I'm told, Who was nothing if not very bold On losing her job She stifled a sob And set to with revenge served so cold. Depardieu has a Russian Passport |
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| Mobson | Jan 8 2013, 06:40 PM Post #461 |
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Depardieu has a Russian Passport Doging taxes that he really ought |
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| Caro | Jan 8 2013, 08:13 PM Post #462 |
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Depardieu has a Russian Passport Dodging taxes that he really ought ------------------- ------------------- By the taxman he'll be highly sought. Edited by Caro, Jan 8 2013, 08:17 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 8 2013, 08:19 PM Post #463 |
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Depardieu has a Russian Passport Dodging taxes that he really ought Be paying in France ------------------- By the taxman he'll be highly sought. Edited by Mobson, Jan 8 2013, 08:19 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 8 2013, 10:23 PM Post #464 |
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Depardieu has a Russian Passport Dodging taxes that he really ought To be paying in France While we look on askance By the taxman he'll be highly sought. Hunting down those ministers was her quest Which she did with ineffable zest She slaughtered the sheep ------------------------------- I'm sure you know, by now, the rest. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 9 2013, 11:54 AM Post #465 |
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Hunting down those ministers was her quest Which she did with ineffable zest She slaughtered the sheep ...not a bit like Bo-Peep I'm sure you know, by now, the rest. The question is, What was her aim? |
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| Caro | Jan 9 2013, 08:58 PM Post #466 |
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The question is, What was her aim? --------------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- Or a desire to become a mad dame? |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 9 2013, 10:18 PM Post #467 |
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The question is, What was her aim? Did she view it as some sort of game? ---------------- ---------------- Or a desire to become a mad dame? |
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| Mobson | Jan 9 2013, 11:29 PM Post #468 |
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The question is, What was her aim? Did she view it as some sort of game? Did Dennis approve? ---------------- Or a desire to become a mad dame? |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 10 2013, 02:02 PM Post #469 |
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The question is, What was her aim? Did she view it as some sort of game? Did Dennis approve? Was it a wise move? Or a desire to become a mad dame? It looks like the Winter 's upon us Edited by Norm Deplume, Jan 10 2013, 02:03 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 10 2013, 05:27 PM Post #470 |
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It looks like the Winter's upon us Or the weatherman's trying to con us --------------------- --------------------- ------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 10 2013, 05:47 PM Post #471 |
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It looks like the Winter's upon us Or the weatherman's trying to con us 'twas frosty this morn ------------------- ------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 11 2013, 07:28 PM Post #472 |
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It looks like the Winter's upon us Or the weatherman's trying to con us 'twas frosty this morn And white was the lawn ------------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Jan 11 2013, 07:43 PM Post #473 |
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It looks like the Winter's upon us Or the weatherman's trying to con us 'twas frosty this morn And white was the lawn With the sparkles that nature would don us. ------------------------------- ------------------------------- It's worthy and good ----------------- ------------------------------- Edited by Caro, Jan 11 2013, 07:46 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 11 2013, 08:41 PM Post #474 |
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------------------------------- ------------------------------- It's worthy and good But it's not Yorkshire pud ------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 11 2013, 10:56 PM Post #475 |
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Tripe and onions is not a dish that I'd choose ------------------------------- It's worthy and good But it's not Yorkshire pud ------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 11 2013, 11:02 PM.
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| Caro | Jan 11 2013, 11:53 PM Post #476 |
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Tripe and onions is not a dish that I'd choose If my girl I sought to amuse It's worthy and good But it's not Yorkshire pud ------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 12 2013, 03:49 PM Post #477 |
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Tripe and onions is not a dish that I'd choose If my girl I sought to amuse It's worthy and good But it's not Yorkshire pud Washed down with large helpings of booze There once was a barmaid from Dorking |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 12 2013, 04:16 PM Post #478 |
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There once was a barmaid from Dorking Had an urge to take her dog walking |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 13 2013, 09:28 AM Post #479 |
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There once was a barmaid from Dorking Had an urge to take her dog walking He espied a cat |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 13 2013, 02:27 PM Post #480 |
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There once was a barmaid from Dorking Had an urge to take her dog walking He espied a cat In a bowler hat |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 13 2013, 05:03 PM Post #481 |
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There once was a barmaid from Dorking Had an urge to take her dog walking He espied a cat In a bowler hat Who simply just stood there, gawking. My sat-nav has stopped talking to me |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 14 2013, 10:44 AM Post #482 |
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My sat-nav has stopped talking to me Quite annoying, I think you'll agree |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 14 2013, 11:19 AM Post #483 |
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My sat-nav has stopped talking to me Quite annoying, I think you'll agree Was it something I said? |
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| Mobson | Jan 14 2013, 03:53 PM Post #484 |
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My sat-nav has stopped talking to me Quite annoying, I think you'll agree Was it something I said? .................................. So now I am quite navigation free |
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| Caro | Jan 15 2013, 07:14 AM Post #485 |
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My sat-nav has stopped talking to me Quite annoying, I think you'll agree Was it something I said? Or an odd thing it read? So now I am quite navigation free A map is the best thing for drives ------------------------------- -------------- -------------- ------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Jan 15 2013, 03:17 PM Post #486 |
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A map is the best thing for drives ------------------------------- -------------- -------------- And pick up some flowers for their wives. |
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| Mobson | Jan 15 2013, 04:00 PM Post #487 |
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A map is the best thing for drives ----------------------------------------- With a good navigator -------------- And pick up some flowers for their wives. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 15 2013, 04:22 PM Post #488 |
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A map is the best thing for drives Against sat-nav, it saves lots of lives With a good navigator -------------- And pick up some flowers for their wives. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 16 2013, 12:49 AM Post #489 |
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A map is the best thing for drives Against sat-nav, it saves lots of lives With a good navigator We'll drive round the crater And pick up some flowers for their wives. Technology will drive me insane Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 16 2013, 12:59 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 16 2013, 11:32 AM Post #490 |
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Technology will drive me insane The workings are very arcane Edited by Norm Deplume, Jan 16 2013, 11:33 AM.
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2013, 08:59 PM Post #491 |
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Technology will drive me insane The workings are very arcane Just as you learn Edited by Mobson, Jan 18 2013, 09:00 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 20 2013, 12:14 PM Post #492 |
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Technology will drive me insane The workings are very arcane Just as you learn Your CD, to burn Edited by Norm Deplume, Jan 20 2013, 12:14 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 20 2013, 01:06 PM Post #493 |
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Technology will drive me insane The workings are very arcane Just as you learn Your CD, to burn It's all change, then who can you blame Edited by Mobson, Jan 20 2013, 01:13 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 20 2013, 01:15 PM Post #494 |
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......................................... ......................................... Do not get frustrated .............................. .......................................... |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 20 2013, 03:25 PM Post #495 |
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......................................... ......................................... Do not get frustrated .............................. The whole drama of life lies within |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 21 2013, 12:07 PM Post #496 |
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......................................... ......................................... Do not get frustrated Or irritated The whole drama of life lies within |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 21 2013, 12:09 PM Post #497 |
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On a slow train just north of Kings Lynn ......................................... Do not get frustrated .............................. The whole drama of life lies within |
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| Mobson | Jan 21 2013, 07:06 PM Post #498 |
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On a slow train just north of Kings Lynn Armed with vitals & a bottle of Gin Do not get frustrated Or irritated The whole drama of life lies within Edited by Mobson, Jan 21 2013, 07:06 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 21 2013, 07:10 PM Post #499 |
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When the train came to halt at Meldreth |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 21 2013, 07:29 PM Post #500 |
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When the train came to halt at Meldreth The town as a whole held its breath |
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