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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 21 2013, 10:25 PM Post #501 |
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When the train came to halt at Meldreth The town as a whole held its breath .......................... .......................... Was reciting a scene from Macbeth |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 22 2013, 12:37 AM Post #502 |
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When the train came to halt at Meldreth The town as a whole held its breath .......................... While a luvvie on board Was reciting a scene from Macbeth. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 22 2013, 01:33 PM Post #503 |
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When the train came to halt at Meldreth The town as a whole held its breath The excitement soared While a luvvie on board Was reciting a scene from Macbeth. The next stop was Leamington Spa |
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| tafkaj | Jan 22 2013, 02:14 PM Post #504 |
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The next stop was Leamington Spa ---------------------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- But Warwick was just going too far. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 22 2013, 08:43 PM Post #505 |
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The next stop was Leamington Spa Where Warwick called in at the bar -------------------------- -------------------------- But Warwick was just going too far. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 23 2013, 10:59 AM Post #506 |
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The next stop was Leamington Spa Where Warwick called in at the bar He downed a quick half -------------------------- But Warwick was just going too far. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 24 2013, 11:56 AM Post #507 |
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The next stop was Leamington Spa Where Warwick called in at the bar He downed a quick half before 'aving a larf' But Warwick was just going too far. A wily young wench from West Wickham |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 24 2013, 12:36 PM Post #508 |
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A wily young wench from West Wickham Said, "I certainly know how to pick 'em" |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 25 2013, 04:54 PM Post #509 |
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A wily young wench from West Wickham Said, "I certainly know how to pick 'em" As she got off the bus |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 25 2013, 07:55 PM Post #510 |
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A wily young wench from West Wickham Said, "I certainly know how to pick 'em" As she got off the bus At the terminus |
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| Caro | Jan 25 2013, 09:36 PM Post #511 |
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A wily young wench from West Wickham Said, "I certainly know how to pick 'em" As she got off the bus At the terminus She shouts and she yells and she kick 'em. ------------------------------- The train then departed for Folkestone -------------------- -------------------- ------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jan 26 2013, 04:51 AM Post #512 |
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---------------------------------------------- The train then departed for Folkestone ----------------------------- All the way down to Kent ---------------------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Jan 26 2013, 01:59 PM Post #513 |
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He packed up his things in his Gladstone, The train then departed for Folkestone ----------------------------- All the way down to Kent ---------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Jan 26 2013, 02:06 PM Post #514 |
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He packed up his things in his Gladstone, The train then departed for Folkestone So exhausted and spent All the way down to Kent ---------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 26 2013, 04:17 PM Post #515 |
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He packed up his things in his Gladstone, The train then departed for Folkestone So exhausted and spent All the way down to Kent Thinking it should have been Godstone A sturdy young lass from Pratts Bottom |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 26 2013, 04:48 PM Post #516 |
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A sturdy young lass from Pratts Bottom If you want any nuts then I've got 'em |
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| Caro | Jan 27 2013, 11:48 PM Post #517 |
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A sturdy young lass from Pratts Bottom [Said] If you want any nuts then I've got 'em --------------- --------------- And just tie the ropes and then knot 'em. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 28 2013, 06:12 PM Post #518 |
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A sturdy young lass from Pratts Bottom [Said] If you want any nuts then I've got 'em She'd read "Fifty Shades" --------------- And just tie the ropes and then knot 'em. |
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| Caro | Jan 29 2013, 02:31 AM Post #519 |
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A sturdy young lass from Pratts Bottom [Said] If you want any nuts then I've got 'em She'd read "Fifty Shades" Knew to take plaids And just tie the ropes and then knot 'em. On a boat off the coast of New Guinea -------------------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 29 2013, 02:37 AM Post #520 |
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On a boat off the coast of New Guinea -------------------------------- -------------------- -------------------- And has now grown impossibly skinny. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 29 2013, 10:57 AM Post #521 |
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On a boat off the coast of New Guinea I met a sweet girl name of Winnie -------------------- -------------------- And has now grown impossibly skinny. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 29 2013, 01:34 PM Post #522 |
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On a boat off the coast of New Guinea I met a sweet girl name of Winnie She was so curvaceous -------------------- And has now grown impossibly skinny. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 29 2013, 02:06 PM Post #523 |
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On a boat off the coast of New Guinea I met a sweet girl name of Winnie She was so curvaceous Delightfully vivacious And has now grown impossibly skinny. I got off the boat at Jacarta |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 29 2013, 02:47 PM Post #524 |
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I got off the boat at Jacarta ------------------------- --------------- --------------- Goodbye to the old alma mater. |
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| tafkaj | Jan 29 2013, 03:23 PM Post #525 |
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On a boat off the coast of New Guinea A horse let out a plaintive whinny -------------------- -------------------- And has now grown impossibly skinny. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 29 2013, 04:12 PM Post #526 |
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you didn't turn to the last page, Taf I got off the boat at Jacarta And bought her a hand woven garter --------------- --------------- Goodbye to the old alma mater. Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 29 2013, 04:19 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 29 2013, 11:17 PM Post #527 |
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On a boat off the coast of New Guinea Was a worried fat lady called Ginny -------------------- -------------------- And has now grown impossibly skinny. |
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| Caro | Jan 30 2013, 12:18 AM Post #528 |
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And ditto to you, Norm! I got off the boat at Jacarta And bought her a hand woven garter --------------- I'll stay here a while Goodbye to the old alma mater. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 30 2013, 01:09 AM Post #529 |
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I got off the boat at Jacarta And bought her a hand woven garter Which she wore with a smile I'll stay here a while Goodbye to the old alma mater. --------------------------- --------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- But none of it made any sense. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 30 2013, 11:12 AM Post #530 |
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--------------------------- My horse just would not jump the fence ---------------- ---------------- But none of it made any sense. |
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| Mobson | Jan 30 2013, 11:52 AM Post #531 |
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The first time I knew he was dense My horse just would not jump the fence ---------------- ---------------- But none of it made any sense. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 30 2013, 12:46 PM Post #532 |
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The first time I knew he was dense My horse just would not jump the fence He would just shake his head ---------------- But none of it made any sense |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 30 2013, 02:26 PM Post #533 |
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The first time I knew he was dense My horse just would not jump the fence He would just shake his head Was it something I said? But none of it made any sense I had a pet rabbit called Norman Edited by Norm Deplume, Jan 30 2013, 02:28 PM.
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| Mobson | Jan 30 2013, 02:35 PM Post #534 |
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I had a pet rabbit called Norman ............................................. ............. ............. From a breeder called Mrs Forman Edited by Mobson, Jan 30 2013, 02:36 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 31 2013, 04:05 PM Post #535 |
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I had a pet rabbit called Norman He came from a line, mainly Morman ............. ............. From a breeder called Mrs Forman . |
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| Mobson | Feb 1 2013, 01:25 PM Post #536 |
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I had a pet rabbit called Norman He came from a line, mainly Morman He had many wives ............. From a breeder called Mrs Forman |
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| Caro | Feb 2 2013, 02:33 AM Post #537 |
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I had a pet rabbit called Norman He came from a line, mainly Morman He had many wives With kits birthed in fives From a breeder called Mrs Forman Ma Forman took glee and delight ------------------------------ --------------------- --------------------- ------------------------------ |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 2 2013, 10:11 AM Post #538 |
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Ma Forman took glee and delight In teaching her boys how to fight --------------------- --------------------- ------------------------------ |
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| tafkaj | Feb 2 2013, 01:40 PM Post #539 |
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Sorry for spoiling the flow - you'd think I'd have learnt by now, wouldn't you ... ? Ma Forman took glee and delight In teaching her boys how to fight --------------------- --------------------- It certainly beats flying a kite. |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 2 2013, 01:56 PM Post #540 |
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Ma Forman took glee and delight In teaching her boys how to fight She fed them on horse --------------------- It certainly beats flying a kite. |
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| tafkaj | Feb 2 2013, 01:59 PM Post #541 |
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Ma Forman took glee and delight In teaching her boys how to fight She fed them on horse Bought at Tesco, of course - It certainly beats flying a kite. ******************************************* ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ But men in white suits --------------------------- ------------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 2 2013, 02:01 PM Post #542 |
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Ma Forman took glee and delight In teaching her boys how to fight She fed them on horse That gave them great force It certainly beats flying a kite. I quite like the way things are going |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 2 2013, 03:19 PM Post #543 |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 2 2013, 03:38 PM Post #544 |
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------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ But men in white suits And high button boots ------------------------------------------ |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 2 2013, 05:52 PM Post #545 |
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------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ But men in white suits And high button boots - I quite like the way things are going. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 2 2013, 07:05 PM Post #546 |
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Post No 542 May I ask what was wrong with my new 1st line? Thank you tick for including it Edited by Norm Deplume, Feb 2 2013, 07:06 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 2 2013, 07:08 PM Post #547 |
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See post no. 541, Norm. |
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| Mobson | Feb 3 2013, 11:28 AM Post #548 |
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In Mens fashion there's no way of knowing ------------------------------------------ But men in white suits And high button boots - I quite like the way things are going. Edited by Mobson, Feb 3 2013, 11:28 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 3 2013, 09:48 PM Post #549 |
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In Mens fashion there's no way of knowing Who does the designing and sewing But men in white suits And high button boots - I quite like the way things are going. How I long once again for my youth |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 3 2013, 09:51 PM Post #550 |
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How I long once again for my youth Now that I'm getting a bit long in the tooth |
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| Caro | Feb 3 2013, 10:58 PM Post #551 |
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How I long once again for my youth Now that I'm getting a bit long in the tooth ----------------- It's gone for all time ------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 4 2013, 12:23 AM Post #552 |
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How I long once again for my youth Now that I'm getting a bit long in the tooth ----------------- It's gone for all time To refind it's beyond any sleuth. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 4 2013, 11:21 AM Post #553 |
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How I long once again for my youth Now that I'm getting a bit long in the tooth No reason nor rhyme It's gone for all time To refind it's beyond any sleuth. In our field there's a donkey called Fred |
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| Mobson | Feb 4 2013, 12:03 PM Post #554 |
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In our field there's a donkey called Fred ........................................................ ............ ............ It looks like he's just dropped down dead |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 4 2013, 02:10 PM Post #555 |
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In our field there's a donkey called Fred To fresh water, he has to be led ............ ............ It looks like he's just dropped down dead |
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| Mobson | Feb 4 2013, 03:59 PM Post #556 |
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In our field there's a donkey called Fred To fresh water, he has to be led He's a stubborn old goat ............ It looks like he's just dropped down dead |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 4 2013, 05:20 PM Post #557 |
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In our field there's a donkey called Fred To fresh water, he has to be led He's a stubborn old goat Unable to float It looks like he's just dropped down dead Camels can be quite short- tempered |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 4 2013, 07:24 PM Post #558 |
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Camels can be quite short-tempered And some people say they're self-centred |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 4 2013, 07:37 PM Post #559 |
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Camels can be quite short-tempered And some people say they're self-centred They give me the hump |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 5 2013, 12:12 PM Post #560 |
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Camels can be quite short-tempered And some people say they're self-centred They give me the hump When they go on the stump |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 5 2013, 12:56 PM Post #561 |
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Camels can be quite short-tempered And some people say they're self-centred They give me the hump When they go on the stump But can be quite tasty when rendered I like waffles with maple syrup --------------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --------------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Feb 5 2013, 02:35 PM Post #562 |
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I like waffles with maple syrup --------------------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- With my foot caught up in the stirrup. |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 5 2013, 03:07 PM Post #563 |
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I like waffles with maple syrup So much they make me start to chirrup ------------------------- ------------------------- With my foot caught up in the stirrup. |
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| Mobson | Feb 5 2013, 05:48 PM Post #564 |
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see you've all used the only three words that rhyme! I like waffles with maple syrup So much they make me start to chirrup But then I go riding ------------------------- With my foot caught up in the stirrup. |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 5 2013, 11:48 PM Post #565 |
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I like waffles with maple syrup So much they make me start to chirrup But then I go riding And find myself sliding With my foot caught up in the stirrup. ------------------------------- ------------------------------- ----------------- ----------------- And vanished in a cloud of smoke. |
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| Mobson | Feb 6 2013, 08:39 AM Post #566 |
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The Magician was telling a joke ------------------------------- ----------------- ----------------- And vanished in a cloud of smoke. |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 6 2013, 12:23 PM Post #567 |
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The Magician was telling a joke The one about the Pope sniffing coke ----------------- ----------------- And vanished in a cloud of smoke. |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 6 2013, 12:26 PM Post #568 |
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The Magician was telling a joke The one about the Pope sniffing coke On reaching the punchline ----------------- And vanished in a cloud of smoke. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 6 2013, 01:50 PM Post #569 |
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The Magician was telling a joke The one about the Pope sniffing coke On reaching the punchline He said "Blimey, it's lunchtime!" and vanished in a cloud of smoke. Ralph, the juggler, was doing his thing |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 6 2013, 01:52 PM Post #570 |
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Ralph, the juggler, was doing his thing ----------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ Then the fat lady started to sing. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 6 2013, 02:01 PM Post #571 |
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Ralph, the juggler, was doing his thing His balls, in the air, he did fling ------------------ ------------------ Then the fat lady started to sing. |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 6 2013, 02:06 PM Post #572 |
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Ralph, the juggler, was doing his thing His balls, in the air, he did fling The crowd got excited ------------------ Then the fat lady started to sing. |
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| Caro | Feb 6 2013, 10:26 PM Post #573 |
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Ralph, the juggler, was doing his thing His balls, in the air, he did fling The crowd got excited Could not be quieted Then the fat lady started to sing. ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------- Said she with a wink ---------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 6 2013, 10:29 PM Post #574 |
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---------------------------- ---------------------------- "He looks pretty in pink" Said she with a wink ---------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Feb 7 2013, 11:52 AM Post #575 |
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....................................................... As Ralph attempted to try a new trick "He looks pretty in pink" Said she with a wink ........................................................ Edited by Mobson, Feb 7 2013, 11:55 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 7 2013, 02:25 PM Post #576 |
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Nobody was as dim as Old Nick As Ralph attempted to try a new trick "He looks pretty in pink" Said she with a wink ........................................................ |
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| Mobson | Feb 8 2013, 12:24 PM Post #577 |
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Nobody was as dim as Old Nick As Ralph attempted to try a new trick "He looks pretty in pink" Said she with a wink But Rita, like Old Nick was pretty thick! ********************************* ............................................... Being colour blind really didn't help .......... .......... ................................................ Edited by Mobson, Feb 8 2013, 12:26 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 8 2013, 03:23 PM Post #578 |
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............................................... Being colour blind really didn't help .......... .......... And they fed him entirely on kelp |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 8 2013, 10:59 PM Post #579 |
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The guide dog was no more than a whelp Being colour blind really didn't help .......... .......... And they fed him entirely on kelp |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 8 2013, 11:16 PM Post #580 |
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The guide dog was no more than a whelp Being colour blind really didn't help His hearing was bad .................................. And they fed him entirely on kelp |
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| tafkaj | Feb 9 2013, 02:13 PM Post #581 |
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The guide dog was no more than a whelp Being colour blind really didn't help His hearing was bad, Like that of his dad, And they fed him entirely on kelp ********************************************** When Back In the USSR --------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 9 2013, 03:03 PM Post #582 |
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When Back In the USSR After they got rid of th Czar ------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Feb 9 2013, 08:41 PM Post #583 |
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When Back In the USSR After they got rid of th Czar ------------------------------------ And gave Stalin his head --------------------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 10 2013, 01:01 AM Post #584 |
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When Back In the USSR After they got rid of th Czar They called themselves Red And gave Stalin his head ------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 10 2013, 07:59 PM Post #585 |
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When Back In the USSR After they got rid of th Czar They called themselves Red And gave Stalin his head And also a super ZIL car ................................................ The blonde lady in red, was a man! ........................... ........................... ................................................ Edited by Norm Deplume, Feb 11 2013, 04:13 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 12 2013, 11:08 AM Post #586 |
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This is how the whole saga began The blonde lady in red, was a man! ........................... ........................... ................................................ |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 12 2013, 11:34 AM Post #587 |
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This is how the whole saga began The blonde lady in red, was a man! ........................... ........................... And was taken away in a van. |
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| Mobson | Feb 12 2013, 02:48 PM Post #588 |
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This is how the whole saga began The blonde lady in red, was a man! ........................... The granny was a tranny And was taken away in a van. Edited by Mobson, Feb 12 2013, 02:48 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 13 2013, 02:50 PM Post #589 |
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This is how the whole saga began The blonde lady in red, was a man! The Fellow's name was Danny The granny was a tranny And was taken away in a van. .............................................. ............................................... .................. .................. And I said "By heck I adore Ya!" |
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| Mobson | Feb 14 2013, 09:16 AM Post #590 |
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It's Valentine's day but I'm off to my lawyer .................................................... .................. .................. And I said "By heck I adore Ya!" |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 15 2013, 01:12 AM Post #591 |
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It's Valentine's day but I'm off to my lawyer Strangely enough he's called Tom Sawyer .................. .................. And I said "By heck I adore Ya!" |
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| tafkaj | Feb 15 2013, 12:02 PM Post #592 |
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Edited by tafkaj, Feb 15 2013, 12:17 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 15 2013, 12:13 PM Post #593 |
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wrong page, Taf
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| tafkaj | Feb 15 2013, 12:16 PM Post #594 |
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[Gulp! ]It's Valentine's day but I'm off to my lawyer Strangely enough he's called Tom Sawyer My name's Huck Finn .................. And I said "By heck I adore Ya!" |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 15 2013, 12:33 PM Post #595 |
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It's Valentine's day but I'm off to my lawyer Strangely enough he's called Tom Sawyer My name's Huck Finn He said: "gimme some skin"... And I said "By heck I adore Ya!" We went down to the river together |
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| tafkaj | Feb 15 2013, 12:37 PM Post #596 |
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We went down to the river together ---------------------------------------- --------------------------------- --------------------------------- And Her Maj said: "Pity 'bout th'weather." |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 15 2013, 01:11 PM Post #597 |
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We went down to the river together Galloping along like hell for leather --------------------------------- --------------------------------- And Her Maj said: "Pity 'bout th'weather." |
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| Mobson | Feb 16 2013, 09:39 AM Post #598 |
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We went down to the river together Galloping along like hell for leather The Regatta had begun --------------------------------- And Her Maj said: "Pity 'bout th'weather." |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 16 2013, 10:35 AM Post #599 |
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We went down to the river together Galloping along like hell for leather The Regatta had begun I said "Ain't it great, hon?" And Her Maj said: "Pity 'bout th'weather." ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- -------------------- And that's when we started to row. Edited by waiting4atickle, Feb 16 2013, 12:38 PM.
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| tafkaj | Feb 16 2013, 01:17 PM Post #600 |
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"It's horse, and I thought it was cow" ------------------------------ -------------------- -------------------- And that's when we started to row. |
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