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| dai Cottomy | Sep 18 2012, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 1:36 PM Post #2792 It's awful, the lies that we tell And maybe we'll all go to Hell So always tell the Truth |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 16 2013, 01:42 PM Post #601 |
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"It's horse, and I thought it was cow" Nag meat has become all the rage now -------------------- -------------------- And that's when we started to row. |
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| tafkaj | Feb 16 2013, 01:44 PM Post #602 |
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"It's horse, and I thought it was cow!" "Nag meat has become all the rage now," Replied Tesco's butcher -------------------- And that's when we started to row. |
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| Caro | Feb 17 2013, 09:33 AM Post #603 |
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"It's horse, and I thought it was cow!" "Nag meat has become all the rage now," Replied Tesco's butcher. "It's much of a mucher," And that's when we started to row. It was fun to watch cricket tonight ----------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- ----------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 17 2013, 11:14 AM Post #604 |
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It was fun to watch cricket tonight ----------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- And I saw the blackcaps in full flight. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 17 2013, 05:06 PM Post #605 |
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It's horse, and I thought it was cow" Oh! No! Not that joke, not now -------------------- -------------------- And that's when we started to row. |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 17 2013, 05:42 PM Post #606 |
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| Caro | Feb 17 2013, 07:55 PM Post #607 |
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It was fun to watch cricket tonight The English came up some runs light ---------------- ---------------- And I saw the blackcaps in full flight. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 18 2013, 11:53 AM Post #608 |
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A few HUGH's hanging around up there! |
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| tafkaj | Feb 19 2013, 02:59 PM Post #609 |
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It was fun to watch cricket tonight The English came up some runs light T'won't hapen again ---------------- And I saw the blackcaps in full flight. |
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| Mobson | Feb 19 2013, 03:35 PM Post #610 |
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It was fun to watch cricket tonight The English came up some runs light T'won't happen again England shouted in pain And I saw the blackcaps in full flight. Edited by Mobson, Feb 19 2013, 03:35 PM.
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| Mobson | Feb 19 2013, 03:37 PM Post #611 |
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Have libraries really had their day? .... .... http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/feb/13/libraries-horrible-histories-terry-deary
Edited by Mobson, Feb 19 2013, 03:39 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 19 2013, 04:39 PM Post #612 |
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Have libraries really had their day? ............................................... ....................... ....................... Cos our Library is full ev'ry day |
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| Caro | Feb 19 2013, 10:25 PM Post #613 |
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Have libraries really had their day? Hope not, cos they bring in my pay ....................... ....................... Cos our Library is full ev'ry day |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 20 2013, 12:46 AM Post #614 |
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Have libraries really had their day? Hope not, cos they bring in my pay ....................... Tho' it's hard to believe Cos our Library is full ev'ry day |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 20 2013, 03:15 PM Post #615 |
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Have libraries really had their day? Hope not, cos they bring in my pay If 't were true, I would grieve Tho' it's hard to believe Cos our Library is full ev'ry day |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 20 2013, 03:20 PM Post #616 |
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'Twas there I discovered Eng. Lit.
Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 20 2013, 03:27 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 20 2013, 03:46 PM Post #617 |
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'Twas there I discovered Eng. Lit. Knew his brother, a right proper twit |
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| Mobson | Feb 21 2013, 10:27 AM Post #618 |
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'Twas there I discovered Eng. Lit. Knew his brother, a right proper twit ........... ........... He was totally without any wit |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 21 2013, 02:35 PM Post #619 |
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'Twas there I discovered Eng. Lit. Knew his brother, a right proper twit Got sent down from Uni ......... He was totally without any wit |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 21 2013, 04:28 PM Post #620 |
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'Twas there I discovered Eng. Lit. Knew his brother, a right proper twit Got sent down from Uni 'Cos he called his prof a loony He was totally without any wit |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 21 2013, 04:47 PM Post #621 |
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There's a cold wind blowing in from the East ----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 21 2013, 05:05 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 21 2013, 08:00 PM Post #622 |
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There's a cold wind blowing in from the East Getting into my bones and I wish it had ceased ............................................. ------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Feb 21 2013, 09:51 PM Post #623 |
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There's a cold wind blowing in from the East Getting into my bones and I wish it had ceased ............................................. I add a wool cardy ----------------------------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 21 2013, 09:53 PM Post #624 |
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There's a cold wind blowing in from the East Getting into my bones and I wish it had ceased ............................................. I add a wool cardy Now the price of their gas has increased. |
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| Mobson | Feb 22 2013, 12:34 PM Post #625 |
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There's a cold wind blowing in from the East Getting into my bones and I wish it had ceased As I'm not very hardy I add a wool cardy Now the price of their gas has increased. |
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| Mobson | Feb 22 2013, 12:45 PM Post #626 |
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It will be awful to be kept in the dark |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 22 2013, 01:10 PM Post #627 |
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It will be awful to be kept in the dark But it could be a bit of a lark |
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| tafkaj | Feb 23 2013, 01:24 PM Post #628 |
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It will be awful to be kept in the dark, But it could be a bit of a lark -------------------------- Like a rather fat sparrow ------------------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 23 2013, 03:33 PM Post #629 |
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It will be awful to be kept in the dark, But it could be a bit of a lark -------------------------- Like a rather fat sparrow On an afternoon stroll in the park |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 24 2013, 02:51 PM Post #630 |
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It will be awful to be kept in the dark, But it could be a bit of a lark Wheeling a barrow Like a rather fat sparrow On an afternoon stroll in the park The groundsman at the town's Bowling Club |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 24 2013, 03:57 PM Post #631 |
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The groundsman at the town's Bowling Club Disgraced himself in the local pub |
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| Mobson | Feb 24 2013, 10:39 PM Post #632 |
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The groundsman at the town's Bowling Club Disgraced himself in the local pub ................ ................ Eating but not paying for his grub Edited by Mobson, Feb 24 2013, 10:40 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 25 2013, 12:57 PM Post #633 |
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The groundsman at the town's Bowling Club Disgraced himself in the local pub He caused an uproar -------------------------- Eating but not paying for his grub |
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| Mobson | Feb 25 2013, 01:01 PM Post #634 |
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The groundsman at the town's Bowling Club Disgraced himself in the local pub He caused an uproar After being caught for Eating but not paying for his grub |
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| Mobson | Feb 25 2013, 01:05 PM Post #635 |
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..................................... ...................................... If it gets any colder Edited by Mobson, Feb 25 2013, 01:05 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 25 2013, 01:20 PM Post #636 |
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The brass monkeys are looking forlorn ..................................... ...................................... If it gets any colder |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 25 2013, 05:46 PM Post #637 |
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The brass monkeys are looking forlorn ..................................................... ........................... If it gets any colder They will wish they had never been born |
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| Caro | Feb 26 2013, 03:53 AM Post #638 |
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The brass monkeys are looking forlorn The weather they're starting to mourn ........................... If it gets any colder They will wish they had never been born |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 26 2013, 11:26 AM Post #639 |
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The brass monkeys are looking forlorn The weather they're starting to mourn They will need flux and solder If it gets any colder They will wish they had never been born Adele 's kissed her grim past farewell |
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| Mobson | Feb 27 2013, 08:29 PM Post #640 |
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Adele's kissed her grim past farewell .................................................. .......... .......... Such a long way to heaven from hell Edited by Mobson, Feb 27 2013, 08:30 PM.
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| Caro | Feb 28 2013, 04:01 AM Post #641 |
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Adele's kissed her grim past farewell .................................................. She's right at the top .......... Such a long way to heaven from hell |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 28 2013, 11:54 PM Post #642 |
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Adele's kissed her grim past farewell And things that she doesn't dare tell She's right at the top .......... Such a long way to heaven from hell |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 1 2013, 04:38 PM Post #643 |
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Adele's kissed her grim past farewell And things that she doesn't dare tell She's right at the top There's only one way---To Drop Such a long way to heaven from hell I feel I should do you a favour |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 1 2013, 07:08 PM Post #644 |
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I feel I should do you a favour And buy you an ice-cream - what flavour? -------------------- -------------------- -------------------------------- |
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| Caro | Mar 2 2013, 01:10 AM Post #645 |
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I feel I should do you a favour And buy you an ice-cream - what flavour? -------------------- -------------------- They're all pretty good just to savour. |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 2 2013, 12:00 PM Post #646 |
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I feel I should do you a favour And buy you an ice-cream - what flavour? Wafer or cone? -------------------- They're all pretty good just to savour. |
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| Mobson | Mar 3 2013, 10:51 PM Post #647 |
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I feel I should do you a favour And buy you an ice-cream - what flavour? Wafer or cone? Or on its own They're all pretty good just to savour. Edited by Mobson, Mar 3 2013, 10:52 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 3 2013, 10:52 PM Post #648 |
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My favourite is toffee caramel crunch |
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| Caro | Mar 4 2013, 02:44 AM Post #649 |
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My favourite is toffee caramel crunch I eat it for supper or lunch |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 4 2013, 03:28 AM Post #650 |
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My favourite is toffee caramel crunch I eat it for supper or lunch ------------------- ------------------- It's one of the nicest things to munch. |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 5 2013, 11:50 AM Post #651 |
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My favourite is toffee caramel crunch I eat it for supper or lunch ------------------- In a dish or a glass It's one of the nicest things to munch. |
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| tafkaj | Mar 5 2013, 02:51 PM Post #652 |
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My favourite is toffee caramel crunch I eat it for supper or lunch I'll scoff, without class, In a dish or a glass It's one of the nicest things to munch. ************************************** ----------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------- But don't be afraid ------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 5 2013, 03:48 PM Post #653 |
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----------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------- But don't be afraid Have some lemonade ----------------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 5 2013, 04:22 PM Post #654 |
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My favourite is creme caramel ----------------------------------------------- But don't be afraid Have some lemonade ----------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Mar 6 2013, 12:25 PM Post #655 |
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My favourite is creme caramel Makes my tummy start to swell But don't be afraid Have some lemonade ----------------------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, Mar 6 2013, 12:26 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 8 2013, 01:05 PM Post #656 |
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My favourite is creme caramel Makes my tummy start to swell But don't be afraid Have some lemonade No thanks! It just gives me hell But if your offering whisky and dry |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 8 2013, 01:16 PM Post #657 |
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But if you're offering whisky and dry I'd be tempted, I cannot deny --------------- --------------- --------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Mar 8 2013, 10:30 PM Post #658 |
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But if you're offering whisky and dry I'd be tempted, I cannot deny --------------------- A wee dram or two ---------------------------------------------- Edited by Mobson, Mar 8 2013, 10:30 PM.
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| tafkaj | Mar 9 2013, 12:08 PM Post #659 |
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But if you're offering whisky and dry I'd be tempted, I cannot deny By some curacao (blue) A wee dram or two ---------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 9 2013, 01:48 PM Post #660 |
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But if you're offering whisky and dry I'd be tempted, I cannot deny By some curacao (blue) A wee dram or two And then you will think you can fly You can't beat a nice cup of tea |
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| Mobson | Mar 9 2013, 02:41 PM Post #661 |
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You can't beat a nice cup of tea ............................................. ............ ............ A pot of brew for you and for me |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 9 2013, 04:08 PM Post #662 |
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You can't beat a nice cup of tea With milk and no sugar? Mais oui! ............ ............ A pot of brew for you and for me |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 9 2013, 04:10 PM Post #663 |
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You can't beat a nice cup of tea With milk and no sugar? Mais oui! So put t'kettle on ............ A pot of brew for you and for me |
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| Mobson | Mar 11 2013, 10:47 AM Post #664 |
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You can't beat a nice cup of tea With milk and no sugar? Mais oui! So put t'kettle on With a freshly baked scone A pot of brew for you and for me |
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| Mobson | Mar 11 2013, 10:50 AM Post #665 |
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There's porridge for breakfast this morning |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 11 2013, 10:55 AM Post #666 |
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There's porridge for breakfast this morning Just the thing to stop you from yawning --------------------------------- --------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 11 2013, 12:18 PM Post #667 |
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There's porridge for breakfast this morning Just the thing to stop you from yawning --------------------------------- --------------------------------- I'm broke but haven't anything worth pawning |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 12 2013, 04:27 PM Post #668 |
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There's porridge for breakfast this morning Just the thing to stop you from yawning The milk has run out --------------------------------- I'm broke but haven't anything worth pawning |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 12 2013, 06:56 PM Post #669 |
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There's porridge for breakfast this morning Just the thing to stop you from yawning The milk has run out I'm suffering from gout I'm broke but haven't anything worth pawning It's being cheerful that keeps me going ------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- Edited by dai Cottomy, Mar 12 2013, 07:03 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 12 2013, 07:32 PM Post #670 |
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It's being cheerful that keeps me going ------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- In the end there's no way of knowing. |
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| Caro | Mar 12 2013, 08:30 PM Post #671 |
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It's being cheerful that keeps me going ------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- But is gloom more true? In the end there's no way of knowing. |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 13 2013, 11:33 AM Post #672 |
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It's being cheerful that keeps me going Tho' tragedies keep ebb and flowing -------------------------------- But is gloom more true? In the end there's no way of knowing. |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 14 2013, 04:16 PM Post #673 |
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It's being cheerful that keeps me going Tho' tragedies keep ebb and flowing I'm feeling so blue But is gloom more true? In the end there's no way of knowing. The problem 's we have little knowledge Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 14 2013, 04:17 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 14 2013, 09:08 PM Post #674 |
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The problem 's we have little knowledge Even after those years at college ----------------- ----------------- ------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 15 2013, 03:40 PM Post #675 |
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The problem 's we have little knowledge Even after those years at college Two plus two don't make five ----------------- ------------------------------- Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 15 2013, 03:40 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 15 2013, 04:21 PM Post #676 |
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The problem 's we have little knowledge Even after those years at college Two plus two don't make five When professors arrive ------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Mar 16 2013, 02:04 PM Post #677 |
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The problem's we have little knowledge Even after those years at college Two plus two don't make five When professors arrive And consume every last drop of porridge. ******************************************* -------------------------------------------- By sounding your barbaric yawp -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2013, 02:07 PM Post #678 |
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It's easy to make people gawp By sounding your barbaric yawp -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- |
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| tafkaj | Mar 16 2013, 02:09 PM Post #679 |
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It's easy to make people gawp By sounding your barbaric yawp All over the glen -------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 16 2013, 02:47 PM Post #680 |
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It's easy to make people gawp By sounding your barbaric yawp All over the glen Once more, then amen -------------------------------------------- |
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| Mobson | Mar 16 2013, 03:23 PM Post #681 |
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It's easy to make people gawp By sounding your barbaric yawp All over the glen Once more, then amen I'm leaving you all for Scunthorpe Edited by Mobson, Mar 16 2013, 03:27 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 16 2013, 03:25 PM Post #682 |
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........................................... ........................................... A traveller alone |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 17 2013, 12:00 PM Post #683 |
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On the towpath beside the Canal ........................................... A traveller alone |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 17 2013, 07:50 PM Post #684 |
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On the towpath beside the Canal With thoughts which were purely banal A traveller alone |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 18 2013, 04:50 PM Post #685 |
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On the towpath beside the Canal With thoughts which were purely banal A traveller alone Was kicking a stone |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 18 2013, 09:52 PM Post #686 |
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On the towpath beside the Canal With thoughts which were purely banal A traveller alone Was kicking a stone Because he had just lost his gal. --------------------------------- --------------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ And the waters are rising again. |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 19 2013, 05:06 PM Post #687 |
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Its persistently raining in Spain --------------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ And the waters are rising again. Edited by Norm Deplume, Mar 19 2013, 05:09 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 19 2013, 05:53 PM Post #688 |
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Its persistently raining in Spain Especially down on the plain ------------------ ------------------ And the waters are rising again. |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 20 2013, 01:59 PM Post #689 |
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Its persistently raining in Spain Especially down on the plain The rivers run high ------------------ And the waters are rising again. |
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| Caro | Mar 21 2013, 05:18 AM Post #690 |
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Its persistently raining in Spain Especially down on the plain The rivers run high Banks broken are nigh And the waters are rising again. ------------------------------ And into the town they did rush ----------------- ----------------- ------------------------------ |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 21 2013, 02:09 PM Post #691 |
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------------------------------ And into the town they did rush ----------------- ----------------- In the air was a deathly hush |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 21 2013, 07:03 PM Post #692 |
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They feared to get killed in the crush And into the town they did rush ----------------- ----------------- In the air was a deathly hush |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2013, 03:54 AM Post #693 |
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They feared to get killed in the crush And into the town they did rush amidst total panic ----------------- In the air was a deathly hush |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 22 2013, 10:35 AM Post #694 |
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They feared to get killed in the crush And into the town they did rush amidst total panic It was quite manic In the air was a deathly hush Just after the panic subsided |
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| rumbaba | Mar 22 2013, 10:48 AM Post #695 |
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Just after the panic subsided and all of the mess had been tidied |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 22 2013, 09:54 PM Post #696 |
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Just after the panic subsided and all of the mess had been tidied ---------------------- ---------------------- And nothing left to be divided. |
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| Caro | Mar 23 2013, 08:42 PM Post #697 |
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Just after the panic subsided and all of the mess had been tidied I searched through the rubble ---------------------- And nothing left to be divided. |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 24 2013, 03:32 PM Post #698 |
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Just after the panic subsided and all of the mess had been tidied I searched through the rubble Which wasn't worth the trouble And nothing left to be divided. Must admit, I should have known better |
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| Mobson | Mar 25 2013, 03:16 AM Post #699 |
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Must admit, I should have known better Eating too many olives with feta |
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| Norm Deplume | Mar 25 2013, 04:13 PM Post #700 |
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Must admit, I should have known better Eating too many olives with feta Was it the olives or cheese ............... ............................................. |
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