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| tafkaj | Sep 18 2012, 02:14 PM Post #1 |
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Rooflight: a marvellous feat of marsupial aviation. |
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| tafkaj | Sep 18 2012, 02:16 PM Post #2 |
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Edited by tafkaj, Sep 18 2012, 02:35 PM.
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| Mobson | Sep 18 2012, 02:29 PM Post #3 |
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You can do that yourself taf! |
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| tafkaj | Sep 18 2012, 02:34 PM Post #4 |
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Oo, yes - I hadn't noticed that - thanks, Sweetie ... May I call you Sweetie ... ? [Anticipated response - ]
Edited by tafkaj, Sep 18 2012, 02:36 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Sep 20 2012, 11:13 AM Post #5 |
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Steady-on taf, you are talking to the woman I love. My Exodus...The effect of a good air freshener. Edited by Norm Deplume, Sep 20 2012, 11:15 AM.
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| tafkaj | Sep 21 2012, 11:06 AM Post #6 |
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Looks like she's playing us off against each other, Norm ... Flamingo: a ring of fire. Edited by tafkaj, Sep 21 2012, 11:07 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Sep 22 2012, 11:12 AM Post #7 |
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grenade...an explosive soft drink |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 22 2012, 11:26 AM Post #8 |
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portent: a shoddy portable shelter |
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| tafkaj | Sep 22 2012, 11:44 AM Post #9 |
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Intent: the coolest camping gear. |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 22 2012, 01:04 PM Post #10 |
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exam - my stolen ID |
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| Norm Deplume | Sep 24 2012, 03:19 PM Post #11 |
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Mark...the noise made by a dog with a hare lip. |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 24 2012, 05:07 PM Post #12 |
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midriff: halfway through a riff |
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| tafkaj | Sep 25 2012, 02:04 PM Post #13 |
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Mid-ear: a Bristolian term of familiarity. |
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| Norm Deplume | Sep 25 2012, 02:07 PM Post #14 |
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midst..Not quite fully annointed |
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| tafkaj | Sep 25 2012, 02:25 PM Post #15 |
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Midas: washing powder belonging to me. |
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| Norm Deplume | Sep 26 2012, 04:20 PM Post #16 |
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Forbear..The bear in front of all the others who are chasing me! |
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| tafkaj | Sep 28 2012, 02:30 PM Post #17 |
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Changing: the noise made when you rattle a chain. |
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| Norm Deplume | Sep 29 2012, 05:11 PM Post #18 |
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Content.............A camping shelter for people of dubious character |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 2 2012, 07:41 AM Post #19 |
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diarist: the most awful record-keeper |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 5 2012, 04:09 PM Post #20 |
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Decoy...The way Ant calls his partner |
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| tafkaj | Oct 6 2012, 12:23 PM Post #21 |
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Cabinet: a simple device for catching taxi drivers. Eden Hazard: for example, eating of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, dissing GOd, etc. [For the uninitiated ... ] |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 8 2012, 12:26 AM Post #22 |
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Decoy: to render less bashful. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 8 2012, 06:11 PM Post #23 |
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repossession: what happens when you don't pay your exorcist. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 12 2012, 11:40 AM Post #24 |
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Demister: to perform a gender reassignation procedure on a man. Remiss: to perform a gender reassignation procedure on a man who used to be a woman. Edited by tafkaj, Oct 13 2012, 12:11 PM.
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| tafkaj | Oct 12 2012, 11:44 AM Post #25 |
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Cuisine: the evening on which a pub holds its quiz night. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 12 2012, 12:37 PM Post #26 |
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Shouldn't that be "on a man who used to be a woman"? |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 12 2012, 12:49 PM Post #27 |
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Substance: posture adopted by Norm when at sea. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 12 2012, 02:47 PM Post #28 |
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polycarbonate - the parrot consumed burnt toast |
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| tafkaj | Oct 13 2012, 12:12 PM Post #29 |
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Yes - it did my head in thinking about it! |
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 13 2012, 06:01 PM Post #30 |
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couchette...A sofa for a doll's house |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 13 2012, 06:07 PM Post #31 |
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Vicarious liability: not much cop as a vicar. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 15 2012, 01:26 AM Post #32 |
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recondite - the recipient of spare part surgery |
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| tafkaj | Oct 16 2012, 01:09 PM Post #33 |
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Coldstream: a snotty nose. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 18 2012, 12:22 AM Post #34 |
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False ideology: the science that studies all aspects of false I.D.s and how to make them. (Owed to the Urban Dictionary.) |
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| tafkaj | Oct 19 2012, 11:22 AM Post #35 |
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Finesse: a Helsinki-born woman. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 23 2012, 01:54 PM Post #36 |
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Ostensible: capable of being wound up by an Aussie. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 27 2012, 12:14 AM Post #37 |
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Intense: enumeration using the decimal system. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 27 2012, 11:52 AM Post #38 |
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Bacchanalian - place a bet on a Martian |
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| tafkaj | Oct 27 2012, 11:54 AM Post #39 |
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Baluchistan: where the inhabitants all talk Balluchs. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 28 2012, 05:50 PM Post #40 |
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Worship: (arch.) sea-going vessel built on Tyneside. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 11 2012, 02:03 PM Post #41 |
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Brandished: site of illicit still. Edited by waiting4atickle, Nov 11 2012, 05:48 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Nov 11 2012, 04:21 PM Post #42 |
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| tafkaj | Nov 12 2012, 12:33 PM Post #43 |
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Gonad: the fervent wish of the Mid-Bedfordshire electorate. |
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| tafkaj | Nov 17 2012, 01:51 PM Post #44 |
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Fastidious: quick, but repulsive. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 19 2012, 12:35 AM Post #45 |
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Bordello: a wearisome greeting. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 20 2012, 01:11 AM Post #46 |
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trollop - three dollops |
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| tafkaj | Nov 20 2012, 03:03 PM Post #47 |
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Topology: a shaped window designed by an Israeli actor. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 20 2012, 03:35 PM Post #48 |
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A skylight perhaps? |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 23 2012, 01:59 AM Post #49 |
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Philistine: sister of Gertrude |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 23 2012, 10:38 PM Post #50 |
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Bambino: No, dear. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 29 2012, 01:38 AM Post #51 |
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Hebrides: the ones who wear the dress at gay marriage ceremonies. |
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| tafkaj | Nov 30 2012, 12:17 PM Post #52 |
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Barmaid: a charity set up to assist the fermenting process. |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 1 2012, 12:21 PM Post #53 |
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osprey....take the pony to church |
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| tafkaj | Dec 1 2012, 12:47 PM Post #54 |
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Google it: books for babies. |
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| tafkaj | Dec 1 2012, 01:38 PM Post #55 |
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Deduct: to have had a mallard removed (as in "I've been deduct"). |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 1 2012, 03:39 PM Post #56 |
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Decent...returned |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 5 2012, 07:44 PM Post #57 |
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problematic - an unreliable washing machine |
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| tafkaj | Dec 7 2012, 12:41 PM Post #58 |
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P.E.: to urinate after taking Ecstacy. |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 8 2012, 05:36 PM Post #59 |
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mayhem...man who might clear his throat |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 9 2012, 11:24 AM Post #60 |
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Rheumatic: the result of a loft conversion. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 10 2012, 02:57 PM Post #61 |
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Invincible: capable of being ingested by Dr. Cable. |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 11 2012, 04:05 PM Post #62 |
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Equipped: posted a joke on the internet. |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 11 2012, 05:55 PM Post #63 |
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Spokesman...Chap in the bicycle repair workshop |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 20 2012, 02:39 AM Post #64 |
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murmur: a double portion of Myrrh |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 20 2012, 05:10 PM Post #65 |
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Decease...Start it up again. Deduct...Take the pipes out |
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| tafkaj | Dec 21 2012, 12:38 PM Post #66 |
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Deduce: the two of a suit in a Caribbean pack of playing cards. |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 22 2012, 12:55 AM Post #67 |
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deliberate: lock someone up |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 22 2012, 01:38 AM Post #68 |
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Deliver: partially eviscerate. |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 30 2012, 03:30 PM Post #69 |
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Flatulent...Your apartment you said your mate could use...but you may regret it. |
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| tafkaj | Dec 31 2012, 12:24 PM Post #70 |
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Maccabees: people who wished they'd had a songwriting partnership with John Lennon. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 5 2013, 12:09 AM Post #71 |
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Post coitum triste: a bit of a comedown. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 5 2013, 01:56 AM Post #72 |
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Kaleidoscope: A traffic camera which records collisions |
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| tafkaj | Jan 5 2013, 01:51 PM Post #73 |
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Test tube: to conduct trials on the Underground. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 5 2013, 09:21 PM Post #74 |
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mistrust....a man whose support is not correctly fitted |
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| tafkaj | Jan 8 2013, 02:55 PM Post #75 |
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Rheumatic: a robot marsupial from Acme Inc. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 8 2013, 03:12 PM Post #76 |
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Aspartame...The lower rear end of my anatomy |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 17 2013, 11:22 AM Post #77 |
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excrete...An immigrant from a Greek Island
Edited by Norm Deplume, Jan 17 2013, 11:23 AM.
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| tafkaj | Jan 22 2013, 02:23 PM Post #78 |
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Population: a warbling sound made by your dad. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 24 2013, 09:45 AM Post #79 |
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bamboozle: a method of artificially inseminating pandas |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 24 2013, 10:04 AM Post #80 |
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I thought that meant to over-indulge on Jugyeopcheongju.* *Other bamboo-based liquors are available - but probably not very many. |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 28 2013, 07:14 PM Post #81 |
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lactose: Be deficient in foot digits |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 28 2013, 11:54 PM Post #82 |
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bipolar...a bear that doesn't know which way to turn. |
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| tafkaj | Jan 29 2013, 03:26 PM Post #83 |
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Biplane: the best way to get to Australia. |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 29 2013, 11:21 PM Post #84 |
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bishop...alternative to buying on the internet |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 3 2013, 03:36 PM Post #85 |
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Credit crunch: part of a healthy breakfast. |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 3 2013, 08:07 PM Post #86 |
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Diversion: Welsh translation |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 3 2013, 09:40 PM Post #87 |
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credit...a technology diploma |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 4 2013, 12:29 AM Post #88 |
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Delight: extinguish |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 5 2013, 12:37 PM Post #89 |
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decamp: go straight |
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| tafkaj | Feb 5 2013, 02:39 PM Post #90 |
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Decide: resurrection after suicide. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 5 2013, 05:02 PM Post #91 |
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detail...What Rotweillers used to contend with |
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 8 2013, 06:23 PM Post #92 |
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Mandate: a possible precursor to same-sex marriage. |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 8 2013, 08:20 PM Post #93 |
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marinade ~ procession of French sailors Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 8 2013, 08:21 PM.
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| tafkaj | Feb 9 2013, 01:45 PM Post #94 |
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Inundated: dated. Abattoir: three members of a Swedish pop group. |
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 21 2013, 02:45 PM Post #95 |
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describe...stop writing |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 10 2013, 11:11 AM Post #96 |
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Assess: female donkey. |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 14 2013, 01:08 AM Post #97 |
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Bugles: annoy Leslie. Secure: convalescence cruise. |
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| tafkaj | Mar 16 2013, 01:32 PM Post #98 |
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Secure: an indication that the former lead singer with Ultravox has changed his religion. |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 16 2013, 01:41 PM Post #99 |
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curate: the measure of the success of a medical procedure. |
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| tafkaj | Mar 16 2013, 01:55 PM Post #100 |
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Curate: the number of shots per minute in a game of snooker. |
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