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Topic Started: Sep 18 2012, 02:14 PM (7,721 Views)
tafkaj

Rooflight: a marvellous feat of marsupial aviation.
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tafkaj

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Edited by tafkaj, Sep 18 2012, 02:35 PM.
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Mobson
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You can do that yourself taf!
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tafkaj

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Oo, yes - I hadn't noticed that - thanks, Sweetie ... May I call you Sweetie ... ? <rose> <angel>

[Anticipated response - <flyingpig> ]

<laugh>
Edited by tafkaj, Sep 18 2012, 02:36 PM.
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Steady-on taf, you are talking to the woman I love.

My <princess>




Exodus...The effect of a good air freshener.
Edited by Norm Deplume, Sep 20 2012, 11:15 AM.
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tafkaj

Looks like she's playing us off against each other, Norm ... <violin>

Flamingo: a ring of fire.
Edited by tafkaj, Sep 21 2012, 11:07 AM.
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Norm Deplume
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grenade...an explosive soft drink
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portent: a shoddy portable shelter

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tafkaj

Intent: the coolest camping gear.
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dai Cottomy
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exam - my stolen ID
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Norm Deplume
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Mark...the noise made by a dog with a hare lip.
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midriff: halfway through a riff

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tafkaj

Mid-ear: a Bristolian term of familiarity.
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midst..Not quite fully annointed
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tafkaj

Midas: washing powder belonging to me.
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Forbear..The bear in front of all the others who are chasing me!
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tafkaj

Changing: the noise made when you rattle a chain.
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Norm Deplume
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Content.............A camping shelter for people of dubious character
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diarist: the most awful record-keeper

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Decoy...The way Ant calls his partner
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tafkaj

Cabinet: a simple device for catching taxi drivers.

Eden Hazard: for example, eating of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, dissing GOd, etc.

[For the uninitiated ... ]
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Decoy: to render less bashful.

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repossession: what happens when you don't pay your exorcist.
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tafkaj

Demister: to perform a gender reassignation procedure on a man.

Remiss: to perform a gender reassignation procedure on a man who used to be a woman.
Edited by tafkaj, Oct 13 2012, 12:11 PM.
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tafkaj

Cuisine: the evening on which a pub holds its quiz night.
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tafkaj
Oct 12 2012, 11:40 AM
Remiss: to perform a gender reassignation procedure on a woman who used to be a man.

Shouldn't that be "on a man who used to be a woman"?

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Substance: posture adopted by Norm when at sea.

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polycarbonate - the parrot consumed burnt toast
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waiting4atickle
Oct 12 2012, 12:37 PM
tafkaj
Oct 12 2012, 11:40 AM
Remiss: to perform a gender reassignation procedure on a woman who used to be a man.

Shouldn't that be "on a man who used to be a woman"?

Yes - it did my head in thinking about it!
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Norm Deplume
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couchette...A sofa for a doll's house
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Vicarious liability: not much cop as a vicar.

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recondite - the recipient of spare part surgery
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tafkaj

Coldstream: a snotty nose.
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False ideology: the science that studies all aspects of false I.D.s and how to make them.

(Owed to the Urban Dictionary.)


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tafkaj

Finesse: a Helsinki-born woman.
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Ostensible: capable of being wound up by an Aussie.
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Intense: enumeration using the decimal system.



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Bacchanalian - place a bet on a Martian
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tafkaj

Baluchistan: where the inhabitants all talk Balluchs.
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Worship: (arch.) sea-going vessel built on Tyneside.

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Brandished: site of illicit still.


Edited by waiting4atickle, Nov 11 2012, 05:48 PM.
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Norm Deplume
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<ok>
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tafkaj

Gonad: the fervent wish of the Mid-Bedfordshire electorate.
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Fastidious: quick, but repulsive.
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Bordello: a wearisome greeting.
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trollop - three dollops
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tafkaj

Topology: a shaped window designed by an Israeli actor.
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tafkaj
Nov 20 2012, 03:03 PM
Topology: a shaped window designed by an Israeli actor.

A skylight perhaps?


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Philistine: sister of Gertrude
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Bambino: No, dear.

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Hebrides: the ones who wear the dress at gay marriage ceremonies.

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tafkaj

Barmaid: a charity set up to assist the fermenting process.
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osprey....take the pony to church
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tafkaj

Google it: books for babies.
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Deduct: to have had a mallard removed (as in "I've been deduct").
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Decent...returned
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problematic - an unreliable washing machine
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tafkaj

P.E.: to urinate after taking Ecstacy.
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mayhem...man who might clear his throat
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Rheumatic: the result of a loft conversion.

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Invincible: capable of being ingested by Dr. Cable.
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Equipped: posted a joke on the internet.

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Spokesman...Chap in the bicycle repair workshop
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murmur: a double portion of Myrrh
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Decease...Start it up again.

Deduct...Take the pipes out
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Deduce: the two of a suit in a Caribbean pack of playing cards.
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deliberate: lock someone up
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Deliver: partially eviscerate.

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Flatulent...Your apartment you said your mate could use...but you may regret it.
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tafkaj

Maccabees: people who wished they'd had a songwriting partnership with John Lennon.
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Post coitum triste: a bit of a comedown.

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Kaleidoscope: A traffic camera which records collisions
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tafkaj

<laugh>

Test tube: to conduct trials on the Underground.
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mistrust....a man whose support is not correctly fitted
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tafkaj

Rheumatic: a robot marsupial from Acme Inc.
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Aspartame...The lower rear end of my anatomy
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excrete...An immigrant from a Greek Island
Edited by Norm Deplume, Jan 17 2013, 11:23 AM.
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tafkaj

Population: a warbling sound made by your dad.
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bamboozle: a method of artificially inseminating pandas
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I thought that meant to over-indulge on Jugyeopcheongju.*

*Other bamboo-based liquors are available - but probably not very many.

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dai Cottomy
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lactose: Be deficient in foot digits

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bipolar...a bear that doesn't know which way to turn.
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tafkaj

Biplane: the best way to get to Australia.
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bishop...alternative to buying on the internet
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Credit crunch: part of a healthy breakfast.

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Diversion: Welsh translation

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credit...a technology diploma
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Delight: extinguish

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decamp: go straight
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tafkaj

Decide: resurrection after suicide.
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detail...What Rotweillers used to contend with
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Mandate: a possible precursor to same-sex marriage.

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marinade ~ procession of French sailors
Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 8 2013, 08:21 PM.
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tafkaj

Inundated: dated.

Abattoir: three members of a Swedish pop group.
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describe...stop writing
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Assess: female donkey.

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Bugles: annoy Leslie.

Secure: convalescence cruise.

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Secure: an indication that the former lead singer with Ultravox has changed his religion.
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curate: the measure of the success of a medical procedure.


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Curate: the number of shots per minute in a game of snooker.
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