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Uxbridge English Dictionary; The first post-Apocalypse edition - humanity's depending on you to kickstart the language again.
Topic Started: Sep 18 2012, 02:14 PM (7,720 Views)
tafkaj

Rooflight: a marvellous feat of marsupial aviation.
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Brandish: breakfast cereal bowl.

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planet: a small plan
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Planet: a device for catching plans.
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Antimonies ............Members of the 'Barter Society'
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Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.
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Counterfeiter: the Polish guy who installs the breakfast bar in your new kitchen.

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tafkaj

<laugh> <ok>

Hindu: a party for the offspring of male horse and a female donkey.
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Satyrise: the organs through which a satyr perceives the world.
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misanthrope: The youngest daughter of the Thropes
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Plateau: the highest form of flattery.

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platonic ~ a recreational pick-me-up
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waiting4atickle
Aug 21 2014, 11:42 PM

Plateau: the highest form of flattery.

ooh! - subtle <ok>
Edited by dai Cottomy, Aug 23 2014, 05:33 PM.
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tafkaj

Botox: a sea cow.
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chateau: cat pee.
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Awkward: in the direction of, for example, a puffin.
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Co-worker: someone who irritates cows.

Scrapbook: "It's not a very good read."

Prefab: before Thunderbirds.

Barfly: vomit and urine.
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ecstatic! : Yorkshire man gets shock from nylon carpet
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Literacy: small and speedy, like a whippet.

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winceyette: a small wince
Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 1 2014, 09:07 PM.
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Mollify: pair off with a gangster.

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Mystique: to pine for a hardwood.
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promenade: soft drink available at the Royal Albert Hall during summer months.
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tafkaj

:D

Taliban: the proscription of school maths.
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Omlette: a short meditation session.
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polyphony ~ a fake parrot
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Claustrophobia ~ A fear of Father Christmas
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Get the worst of it off: remove all but the worst.

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Palindrome: Michael's private cycle track
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Rumpled: arse about face.

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Nicotine: arrest a youth
Edited by dai Cottomy, Jul 1 2015, 01:21 PM.
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Secretion: hidden or unknown energy source.

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curtail ~ canine rear appendage
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poppadom: a contraceptive made of bubble-wrap
Edited by dai Cottomy, Aug 19 2015, 02:18 PM.
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Mishmash: be late for Church after spending too long in the pub.

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Polyfilla ~ parrot food
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Hostel: unfriendly (US English)

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Barbecue: waiting for a haircut
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