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Don't Let Me Drown; New Song titles
Topic Started: Sep 20 2012, 10:10 PM (8,310 Views)
waiting4atickle
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Add one letter to a song title to make another title. For example...

Brat Out Of Hell

Don't Throw Your Glove Away

Big Bald John

Amazing Gracie

Just When I Needed You Moist <yikes>

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May-Cee

I get the connection you made; quick thinking!

Mine only makes sense on paper; doesn't work when you say it out loud.
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May-Cee

"Pup On The Roof"

But tread carefully or she might -

"Swipe Out"
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dai Cottomy
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plea of the overheated sheep

Papa Can You Shear Me? ~ N-Dubz
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tafkaj

May-Cee
Aug 11 2013, 09:02 PM
I get the connection you made; quick thinking!

Mine only makes sense on paper; doesn't work when you say it out loud.
Well, we're reading them as well, MC - write what you like! <hug>
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Mobson
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...ode to my local indian restaurant....

Do You Love Ghee? ..
Edited by Mobson, Aug 16 2013, 03:26 PM.
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waiting4atickle
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I think you may have cheated there, Mobs.

Wake Me Up Before You Go, God

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Mobson
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<whistles> Probably but I wanted to join in ...
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waiting4atickle
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Those wasps are difficult to hit...

Swishin' and Hopin'

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tafkaj

Love on a Farm Boy's Swages - XTC (very painful!)
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tafkaj

Wild Honey Pike
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waiting4atickle
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American Pine

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tafkaj

I, Willy (!)
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May-Cee

"Willie Can't" - Alma Cogan
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tafkaj

Cocoa ~ Sweet
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May-Cee

The anthem of the mischievous message-boarders:

"Merrily We Troll Along"
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tafkaj

The Wheels On The Bust ~ Children's song.
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Norm Deplume
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Is that anything to do with Titty-Titty Bang-Bang Taf?
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May-Cee

I think you're being a wee bit saucy, Norm.

But if you look back, you'll see I once did one about a "Magic Bust"...
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Norm Deplume
Nov 23 2013, 08:10 PM
Is that anything to do with Titty-Titty Bang-Bang Taf?
Ah, I see we use the same adult video store! <laugh>
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waiting4atickle
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What Mrs Tickle says - more or less - when she's throwing out my old clothes...

It's Not Worn Ever

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chocster

Legs ~ Art Of Poise
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chocster

You Are Not Alone ~ Modern Stalking
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chocster

She's Just Killing Me ~ ZZ Stop
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chocster

You're Gonna Get Doner ~ The Primmers

an after club tune?
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chocster

American Spie ~ Don Mclean or Don Maclean

I like that even if I say so myself
Edited by chocster, Dec 11 2013, 04:43 PM.
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waiting4atickle
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I don't understand many of those, Stan. The extra letter is supposed to go in the song title, not the name of the artist. And there isn't really a word 'spie' even if it is allowable for Scrabble.

You're Gonna Go Fart, Kid ~ The Offspring

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chocster

Point taken, I got to You're a Donner before I hit it right

tho adding to artist did create some patterns - stalking/never alone she killing me/stop - they are actual songs made 'funny' by changing the actual artists who released them.

Legs - Art of Noise
You are not alone - modern talking
zz top etc

but yes the thread title is new SonG titles ergo, I will just abide


American Spie - just that Don Mclean was artist and Don maclean was a spy
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waiting4atickle
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Very clever, Stan - maybe you've hit on an idea for a new thread. American Spie would be almost forgivable if Donald Maclean had been American.

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chocster

waiting4atickle
Dec 13 2013, 12:00 AM

Very clever, Stan - maybe you've hit on an idea for a new thread. American Spie would be almost forgivable if Donald Maclean had been American.

Of course I knew he wasn't.

Cambridge Spy
and singer of American Pie

I still thought it was good enough to let fly...
Edited by chocster, Dec 13 2013, 01:30 AM.
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Norm Deplume
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Someone To Watch Lover Me ~ Coleman Hawkins
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Clover Please ~ Clyde McPhatter

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tafkaj

Newt ~ P McC

[And I'm going to cheat just a little for comic effect ... ]

Bedding For The Benefit Of Mr Kite
Edited by tafkaj, Jan 4 2014, 12:53 PM.
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May-Cee

Nigella does Lou Reed -

"Heroine"

And Mark Morrison -

"Return Of The Smack"


Innocent gags only!
I love Nigella!
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Hark! The Herald Angels Singe

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tafkaj

Away In A Manager.
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tafkaj

Shave Us ~ The Paul McCartney Band
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tafkaj

My Glove ~ Paul McCartney
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Norm Deplume
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My Payer ~ The Ink Spots
Edited by Norm Deplume, May 4 2014, 03:35 PM.
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tafkaj

[From the OP: "Add one letter to a song title to make another title. For example... Brat Out Of Hell ... "]


Maybe I'm A Maz'da
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tafkaj

You Never Give Me Your Monkey ~ The Beatles
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dai Cottomy
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Faeces in the Pond ~ Wayne Kelling
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tafkaj

<laugh>

Alright, Snow!
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Pull Me Out A Liver ~ Kaki King

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So Fart Away ~ Carole King

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Little Lion Mane ~ Mumford & Sons

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tafkaj
Dec 14 2013, 01:04 PM
Newt ~ P McC

[And I'm going to cheat just a little for comic effect ... ]

Bedding For The Benefit Of Mr Kite
He can, so can I... adding one changing one :D

Whistle While You Twerk ....Snow White & Seven Dwarfs




Where are you Taf? <cool>
Edited by Mobson, Mar 24 2015, 09:08 AM.
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waiting4atickle
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Wish You Were Mince ~ Philip George

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My Glue Heaven ~ The Sniffers
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Please Don't Gob ~ Donald Peers

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Both Sides Nowt ~ Joni

(football song about a nil-nil draw)


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dai Cottomy
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Red Snails in the Sunset ~ Suzette Tarri

(touch of garlic butter - delish)
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Mobson
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Gentle On My Mindy ~ Glen Campbell

(she's been around a bit!)
Edited by Mobson, Apr 5 2016, 11:14 AM.
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Don't forget the Jewish version - Gentile on my Mind.

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Mobson
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<cool> <ok> yes another Glen Campbell hit!


Get Fit While You Can ~ Janis Joplin

To...get it while you can!
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waiting4atickle
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Good one, Mobs.

I was reading the other day that poor old Glen is in the later stages of Alzheimer's.

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dai Cottomy
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Day Stripper ~ Beatles (dresses up in the evenings)
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It's Overt ~ Roy Orbison

(I think that one's pretty obvious)

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Douglas
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The Road to the Aisles
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Stake It To The Limit ~ The Eagles

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Catch A Falling Tar ~ Perry Como:
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Caro

Blue Smoker ~Pixie Williams (giving up cigarettes after a lifetime of smoking)
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The Bony Lass Of Fyvie
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Sting, Little Birdie ~ Pearl Carr & Teddy Johnson

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Caro

Blight My Fire ~ The Doors.
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Festering Home ~ Bill McCue
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September in the Drain ~ Dinah Washington
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When I Grow To Cold To Dream ~ Vera Lynn
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Only a Spawn in their Game ~ Bob Dylan

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Blowin' in the Wine

(Please don't use a plastic straw for this)

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Mobson
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I Walk the Rhine ~ Johnny Cash in Germany

and

Borgia on my Mind ~ Ray Charles performed for Pope Alexander VI
Edited by Mobson, Jan 24 2018, 12:57 PM.
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waiting4atickle
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Where Jack and Jill filled their pail, perhaps...

The Pool on the Hill

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May-Cee

I'm only after reading through this thread. Some very funny, clever ones; one or two even by me. And a couple of voices from the past.

My fave is still Tick's classic -
"Don't Cry For Me, Marge 'n' Tina".

As an Argie, I shoulda thought of that one!
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