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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM (9,073 Views) | |
| rumbaba | Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM Post #1 |
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You're banned as a penance |
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| rumbaba | Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM Post #2 |
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You're banned to get the ball rolling on 'New Mornington Crescent' |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 24 2012, 01:27 PM Post #3 |
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You're banned 'cos there's no-one else here to ban. |
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| rumbaba | Sep 24 2012, 01:40 PM Post #4 |
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You're banned for being over eager |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 24 2012, 11:18 PM Post #5 |
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You're banned for being underzealous. |
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| rumbaba | Sep 25 2012, 01:17 PM Post #6 |
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You're banned for loitering |
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| tafkaj | Sep 25 2012, 01:57 PM Post #7 |
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You're panned for toileting. |
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| rumbaba | Sep 25 2012, 03:17 PM Post #8 |
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You're banned for scatology |
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| tafkaj | Sep 28 2012, 02:21 PM Post #9 |
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You're banned for objecting to my extempore jazz singing.
Edited by tafkaj, Sep 28 2012, 02:21 PM.
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| rumbaba | Oct 1 2012, 10:56 AM Post #10 |
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You're banned for forgetting the lyrics |
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| Mobson | Oct 9 2012, 07:59 AM Post #11 |
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you're banned for thinking that jazz has any lyrics when it clearly does not!
Edited by Mobson, Oct 9 2012, 05:33 PM.
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| rumbaba | Oct 15 2012, 12:08 PM Post #12 |
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You're banned for dissing Ella Fitzgerald, Jon Hendricks and many other fine jazz singers |
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| Mobson | Oct 16 2012, 12:17 PM Post #13 |
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you're banned for incorrectly banning me for banning Ella Fitzgerald, of whom I am a fan! |
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| tafkaj | Oct 16 2012, 01:07 PM Post #14 |
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You're banned for fanning on a cold day. |
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| rumbaba | Oct 17 2012, 03:05 PM Post #15 |
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You're banned for interfering with the air conditioning
Edited by rumbaba, Oct 17 2012, 03:06 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Oct 17 2012, 03:43 PM Post #16 |
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You're banned...and all that jazz! |
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| tafkaj | Oct 23 2012, 02:12 PM Post #17 |
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You're banned for being a fan of musicals. |
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| waiting4atickle | Nov 27 2012, 12:22 AM Post #18 |
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You're banned for stirring up apathy. |
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| rumbaba | Nov 27 2012, 10:12 AM Post #19 |
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You're banned for missing 'stir-up Sunday' |
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| tafkaj | Nov 27 2012, 04:01 PM Post #20 |
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You're banned for starting Christmas so early! |
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| Mobson | Nov 28 2012, 11:49 AM Post #21 |
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.... ...your banned cos your puddings won't be ready in time!
Edited by Mobson, Nov 28 2012, 11:51 AM.
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| rumbaba | Nov 28 2012, 11:59 AM Post #22 |
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You're banned for getting all steamed up |
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| tafkaj | Dec 1 2012, 01:20 PM Post #23 |
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You're banned for misrepresenting the discovery of water at the north pole of Mercury. The evidence that makes the above post make sense! |
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| rumbaba | Dec 4 2012, 11:11 AM Post #24 |
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You're banned for deviation |
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| tafkaj | Dec 4 2012, 03:13 PM Post #25 |
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You're banned for not being aware that deviation is the norm for me.
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| Mobson | Dec 4 2012, 05:26 PM Post #26 |
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you're banned for taking the name of Norm in vain!
Edited by Mobson, Dec 4 2012, 05:26 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 4 2012, 07:20 PM Post #27 |
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You're banned for having the nerve to say what I was thinking of saying. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 4 2012, 09:25 PM Post #28 |
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You''re banned for being too slow |
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| rumbaba | Dec 7 2012, 12:15 PM Post #29 |
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You're banned for being unable to provoke a response
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 7 2012, 12:23 PM Post #30 |
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You're banned for self-abuse!!!!! (Sorry, forgot the exclamation marks!) Edited by waiting4atickle, Dec 7 2012, 12:25 PM.
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| Mobson | Dec 7 2012, 12:28 PM Post #31 |
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...you're banned for excessive use of exclamation marks ...yes I know we've had that one before but you know what the 's say about the old ones so no banning for repetition.....
Edited by Mobson, Dec 7 2012, 12:32 PM.
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| rumbaba | Dec 11 2012, 02:03 PM Post #32 |
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You're banned for being over emotive
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| tafkaj | Dec 11 2012, 02:23 PM Post #33 |
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You're banned for being overweight! |
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| rumbaba | Dec 11 2012, 04:21 PM Post #34 |
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You're banned for being a cheeky monkey |
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| tafkaj | Dec 15 2012, 01:41 PM Post #35 |
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You're banned for mocking my sheepskin coat. Me Xmas shopping in Canada |
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| rumbaba | Dec 18 2012, 12:26 PM Post #36 |
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You're banned for doing a Motty |
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| tafkaj | Dec 18 2012, 03:18 PM Post #37 |
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You're banned for accusing me of being a fount of knowledge on a subject that generally fails to ignite my interest. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 19 2012, 03:02 PM Post #38 |
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You're banned for not playing the game |
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| rumbaba | Dec 20 2012, 11:55 AM Post #39 |
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| Mobson | Dec 20 2012, 03:08 PM Post #40 |
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you're banned for hogging the snow smiley!!!
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| rumbaba | Dec 20 2012, 03:49 PM Post #41 |
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You're banned for being too deer
Edited by rumbaba, Dec 20 2012, 03:49 PM.
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| Mobson | Dec 20 2012, 04:36 PM Post #42 |
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Ha I'll gladly accept that ban! ....but you're banned for using a cheap analogy .... |
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| rumbaba | Dec 21 2012, 09:39 AM Post #43 |
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You're banned for scatology |
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| tafkaj | Dec 21 2012, 12:41 PM Post #44 |
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You're banned for talking crap. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 21 2012, 02:55 PM Post #45 |
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You and Mobs are both banned for being anal |
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| Mobson | Dec 22 2012, 09:52 AM Post #46 |
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you're banned for greedily undertaking a double! ... x[s |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 22 2012, 11:34 AM Post #47 |
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You're banned for mentioning funeral arrangements. |
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| tafkaj | Dec 22 2012, 12:17 PM Post #48 |
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You're banned for turning the festive mood sombre. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 22 2012, 06:10 PM Post #49 |
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You're banned for being anti Mexican |
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| Mobson | Dec 24 2012, 08:55 AM Post #50 |
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he can't be an a(u)nty.... you're banned for incorrect gender ...
Edited by Mobson, Dec 24 2012, 08:56 AM.
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| tafkaj | Dec 31 2012, 12:40 PM Post #51 |
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Sie ist richtig - Sie werden auch verboten! |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 1 2013, 10:57 AM Post #52 |
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You're banned for not posting this year. |
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| rumbaba | Jan 1 2013, 06:57 PM Post #53 |
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You are banned for being a bit previous |
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| tafkaj | Jan 5 2013, 01:57 PM Post #54 |
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You're banned for being a Cockerney. |
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| rumbaba | Jan 28 2013, 01:14 PM Post #55 |
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You're banned for bobbing and weaving |
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| tafkaj | Jan 29 2013, 03:30 PM Post #56 |
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You're banned for accusing me of being a carpetmaker. |
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| rumbaba | Jan 29 2013, 04:13 PM Post #57 |
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You're banned for pulling the rug out from under me |
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| Mobson | Feb 13 2013, 11:07 AM Post #58 |
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You're banned for imbalance....
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| Norm Deplume | Feb 13 2013, 02:52 PM Post #59 |
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Your banned for having dodgy funds |
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| rumbaba | Feb 13 2013, 08:31 PM Post #60 |
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You're banned for departing from the norm |
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| tafkaj | Feb 15 2013, 11:46 AM Post #61 |
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You're banned for failing to capitalise. |
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| Mobson | Feb 16 2013, 09:54 AM Post #62 |
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NO! YOU'RE BANNED FOR FAILING TO CAPITALISE!
Edited by Mobson, Feb 16 2013, 09:55 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 16 2013, 10:08 AM Post #63 |
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You're banned for shouting out jokes. |
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| Mobson | Feb 16 2013, 10:10 AM Post #64 |
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You're banned for thinking I was joking!
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| tafkaj | Feb 16 2013, 01:14 PM Post #65 |
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You're banned for accusing w4at of thinking. |
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| rumbaba | Feb 16 2013, 04:55 PM Post #66 |
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You're banned for having a pop at an Arsenal fan, who needs sympathy after being beaten by Blackburn Rovers
Edited by rumbaba, Feb 16 2013, 04:56 PM.
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| Mobson | Feb 16 2013, 10:13 PM Post #67 |
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What! we were beaten by Bl@ck Rovers ??? ...you're banned for breaking extremely unpalatable news!
Edited by Mobson, Feb 16 2013, 11:14 PM.
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| rumbaba | Feb 17 2013, 11:13 AM Post #68 |
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you're banned for not knowing what's happening with your team |
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| Mobson | Feb 17 2013, 11:56 AM Post #69 |
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you're banned for digging the knife in.... angry arsenal fan - not me!
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| rumbaba | Feb 17 2013, 02:57 PM Post #70 |
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You're banned for being two faced |
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| tafkaj | Feb 19 2013, 02:40 PM Post #71 |
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You're banned for being three-dimensional. |
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| rumbaba | Feb 24 2013, 05:11 PM Post #72 |
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You are banned for not considering all the angles |
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| Mobson | Feb 24 2013, 05:41 PM Post #73 |
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you're banned for misspelling angels ...
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| rumbaba | Feb 27 2013, 08:36 AM Post #74 |
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You are banned for winging it |
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| tafkaj | Mar 5 2013, 03:21 PM Post #75 |
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You're banned for claiming to have played in Sir Paul's band. (We know you like your guitar playing! )
Edited by tafkaj, Mar 5 2013, 03:21 PM.
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| Mobson | Mar 6 2013, 12:39 PM Post #76 |
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you're banned for indulging in misrepresentation bordering on mythology ...
Edited by Mobson, Mar 6 2013, 12:42 PM.
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| tafkaj | Mar 9 2013, 12:29 PM Post #77 |
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You're banned for imagining that you exist!
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| Mobson | Mar 9 2013, 01:17 PM Post #78 |
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you're banned for thinking I do!
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| rumbaba | Mar 13 2013, 10:56 AM Post #79 |
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You're banned for Bartism |
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| tafkaj | Mar 16 2013, 01:33 PM Post #80 |
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You're banned for hospital prejudice. |
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| rumbaba | Mar 18 2013, 03:33 PM Post #81 |
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You're banned for not meeting your targets |
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| tafkaj | Mar 22 2013, 12:44 PM Post #82 |
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You're banned for not meeting Mrs Rum at the airport. |
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| rumbaba | Mar 22 2013, 04:16 PM Post #83 |
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You're banned for confusing me |
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| tafkaj | Mar 26 2013, 02:50 PM Post #84 |
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You're banned for being easily confused. |
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| rumbaba | Mar 26 2013, 02:58 PM Post #85 |
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You're banned for being anti-confuscian |
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| tafkaj | Mar 26 2013, 03:06 PM Post #86 |
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You're banned for being Rosicrucian. |
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| rumbaba | Mar 26 2013, 03:37 PM Post #87 |
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you're banned for a high tackle |
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| tafkaj | Apr 2 2013, 02:13 PM Post #88 |
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You're banned for knowing my inside leg measurement. |
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| rumbaba | Apr 3 2013, 02:42 PM Post #89 |
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You're banned for dressing to the right |
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| Mobson | Apr 3 2013, 03:12 PM Post #90 |
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You're banned for being overpresumptuous! |
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| rumbaba | Apr 3 2013, 03:32 PM Post #91 |
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'overpresumptuous' ![]() You're banned for presuming there is an appropriate level of presumption |
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| tafkaj | Apr 6 2013, 11:16 AM Post #92 |
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You're banned for imagining that I dress to only one side! [I'm a big lad!]
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| waiting4atickle | Apr 6 2013, 05:14 PM Post #93 |
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You're banned for being too cocky! |
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| Mobson | Apr 6 2013, 05:17 PM Post #94 |
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you're banned for all this personal man-talk .... .. ladies are present
Edited by Mobson, Apr 6 2013, 05:18 PM.
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| rumbaba | Apr 8 2013, 09:14 AM Post #95 |
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You're banned for being anti-banter |
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| Mobson | Apr 8 2013, 10:54 AM Post #96 |
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Banned! - of Banter....
Edited by Mobson, Apr 8 2013, 10:55 AM.
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| tafkaj | Apr 9 2013, 01:48 PM Post #97 |
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You're banned for being a banner carrying a banner. |
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| Mobson | Apr 15 2013, 02:23 PM Post #98 |
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You're not banned today because of your sad news....
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| tafkaj | Apr 16 2013, 01:54 PM Post #99 |
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You're banned for having a heart! |
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| rumbaba | Apr 17 2013, 08:12 AM Post #100 |
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You're banned for stating the obvious
Edited by rumbaba, Apr 17 2013, 08:19 AM.
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...your banned cos your puddings won't be ready in time!
...yes I know we've had that one before but you know what the
's say about the old ones so no banning for repetition.....
You're banned for imbalance....
You're banned for shouting out jokes.
we were beaten by Bl@ck
Rovers ???
angry arsenal fan - not me!
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.. ladies are present
of Banter....
You're not banned today because of your sad news....

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