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| rumbaba | Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM Post #1 |
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You're banned as a penance |
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| Mobson | Jul 16 2013, 02:11 PM Post #201 |
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banned for a truncated attempt at a ban! |
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| tafkaj | Jul 16 2013, 02:16 PM Post #202 |
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And you're similarly banned for foreshortening your ban. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 16 2013, 03:20 PM Post #203 |
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You are all banned due to a process error |
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| Mobson | Jul 17 2013, 02:38 PM Post #204 |
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you're banned for not switching off your machine and re-booting.... |
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| rumbaba | Jul 17 2013, 03:00 PM Post #205 |
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You're banned for impersonating an IT support operative |
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| Mobson | Jul 22 2013, 11:11 AM Post #206 |
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What do you mean, "impersonating" I am IT! so you're banned... |
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| rumbaba | Aug 12 2013, 03:09 PM Post #207 |
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You're banned because I haven't banned anyone for a while |
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| Mobson | Aug 13 2013, 10:34 AM Post #208 |
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That's not a valid ban - you're banned for inertia |
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| tafkaj | Aug 13 2013, 01:56 PM Post #209 |
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Where's Ertia .. ? You're banned! |
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| Mobson | Aug 14 2013, 11:08 AM Post #210 |
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Ertia Panagiota is a good friend who lives in Greece - you're banned for not knowing that!
Edited by Mobson, Aug 14 2013, 11:09 AM.
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| rumbaba | Aug 14 2013, 11:34 AM Post #211 |
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You are banned for being Greecey |
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| Mobson | Aug 16 2013, 02:37 PM Post #212 |
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You're banned for mis-use of Athenian compre'enshun
Edited by Mobson, Aug 16 2013, 02:39 PM.
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| rumbaba | Aug 20 2013, 07:37 PM Post #213 |
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You're banned for needing another bail-out |
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| Mobson | Aug 22 2013, 11:58 AM Post #214 |
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You're banned for NOT recognising you need one!Ban corrected
Edited by Mobson, Aug 22 2013, 01:35 PM.
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| rumbaba | Aug 22 2013, 12:38 PM Post #215 |
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Uh ? , Bannned!
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| Mobson | Aug 22 2013, 01:33 PM Post #216 |
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S...t! Missed out a word...that'll teach me to not check my posts...I'm self-banning for being sloppy!
Edited by Mobson, Aug 22 2013, 01:34 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 22 2013, 01:54 PM Post #217 |
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Self-banning isn't allowed. You're banned for breaking the rules. |
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| Mobson | Aug 22 2013, 04:08 PM Post #218 |
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I shall of course Appeal! |
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| tafkaj | Aug 24 2013, 11:56 AM Post #219 |
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You don't appeal to me - thus you're banned. |
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| Mobson | Aug 24 2013, 07:40 PM Post #220 |
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You're banned for being in(different)...
Edited by Mobson, Aug 25 2013, 08:29 AM.
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| tafkaj | Aug 27 2013, 12:48 PM Post #221 |
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You're banned for (over)use of parentheses. |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 28 2013, 11:31 AM Post #222 |
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You're banned for hoisting yourself (with your own petard). |
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| Mobson | Aug 30 2013, 07:49 AM Post #223 |
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You're banned for banning hoisting... |
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| tafkaj | Aug 30 2013, 11:10 AM Post #224 |
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You're banned for involving our hoist, caisser. |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 31 2013, 09:55 AM Post #225 |
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You're banned for talking funny. |
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| tafkaj | Aug 31 2013, 12:01 PM Post #226 |
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Then you're banned for not laughing. |
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2013, 10:20 PM Post #227 |
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you're banned for encouraging mindless mirth
Edited by Mobson, Sep 1 2013, 10:21 PM.
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| tafkaj | Sep 7 2013, 12:08 PM Post #228 |
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You're banned for grossly gratuitous alliteration. |
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| Mobson | Sep 7 2013, 01:39 PM Post #229 |
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you're banned for over-exaggeration |
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| rumbaba | Sep 12 2013, 03:11 PM Post #230 |
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You're banned for being over the top |
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| Mobson | Sep 12 2013, 07:44 PM Post #231 |
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over the top of what? you're banned for no(n)sense.... |
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| tafkaj | Sep 13 2013, 11:42 AM Post #232 |
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You've been warned (before) about your (over)use of brackets - banned. |
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| Mobson | Sep 13 2013, 12:05 PM Post #233 |
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Ha ha I laugh in the face of your warning.... ..and you're banned for (bracket) copycatting ...
Edited by Mobson, Sep 13 2013, 12:15 PM.
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| tafkaj | Sep 14 2013, 12:51 PM Post #234 |
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Laughing's not allowed in here - you're banned for life! |
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| Mobson | Sep 14 2013, 03:25 PM Post #235 |
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you're doubly banned for wishful thinking and inventing rules that do not exist! |
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| tafkaj | Sep 16 2013, 11:40 AM Post #236 |
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You're banned for accusing ME of "invention"! |
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| Mobson | Sep 16 2013, 01:50 PM Post #237 |
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you're banned for being in perpetual denial |
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| tafkaj | Sep 17 2013, 12:50 PM Post #238 |
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I deny that - so you're banned. |
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| Mobson | Sep 18 2013, 01:43 PM Post #239 |
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There you go...still in self denial ...you're banned for repetition.... |
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| tafkaj | Sep 21 2013, 11:26 AM Post #240 |
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Then so are you! |
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| Mobson | Sep 21 2013, 01:45 PM Post #241 |
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you're banned for unoriginality! |
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| tafkaj | Oct 26 2013, 11:45 AM Post #242 |
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You're banned for unoriginality, too. |
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| Mobson | Oct 28 2013, 01:04 PM Post #243 |
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You're banned for Time out |
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| tafkaj | Oct 29 2013, 03:07 PM Post #244 |
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You're banned for ALL TIME. |
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| Mobson | Oct 29 2013, 05:58 PM Post #245 |
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Time is infinite, boundless, limitless - i.e. impossible to measure or calculate... you're banned for not knowing that!
Edited by Mobson, Oct 29 2013, 06:01 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 30 2013, 10:20 PM Post #246 |
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Says who? Banned for ten minutes. |
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| Mobson | Oct 31 2013, 12:50 PM Post #247 |
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you've self imposed a 10 minute ban? Ok! |
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| tafkaj | Nov 2 2013, 01:56 PM Post #248 |
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Given man's ingenuity in the creation of clocks, watches and other timepieces, your statement in 245 is just nonsense - ergo, you're banned for even MORE time. |
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| Mobson | Nov 11 2013, 10:49 AM Post #249 |
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you're banned for being sexist ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Edited by Mobson, Nov 11 2013, 10:50 AM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 12 2013, 03:21 PM Post #250 |
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You're banned for deliberately misreading the neutral term 'man', meaning mankind, as a gender-specific one. Don't do it again ... In fact, you won't be able to here because you're banned! |
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| Mobson | Nov 14 2013, 12:57 PM Post #251 |
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....if you meant mankind you should have said so - you're banned for accusing me of something I am totally innocent of through your lazy posting...
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| tafkaj | Nov 15 2013, 12:43 PM Post #252 |
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HA! You? "Totally innocent??" A straightforward economy of l'actualité - banned! |
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| Mobson | Nov 18 2013, 09:47 AM Post #253 |
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I have made myself anonymous so I cannot be banned! |
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| chocster | Nov 18 2013, 10:41 AM Post #254 |
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Your banned for not putting me out of my misery by not answering whether u have kept score at a cricket match. (Now I leave myself open) |
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| Mobson | Nov 18 2013, 01:21 PM Post #255 |
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Premature posting Chocster! Been away from forum since Sat lunch and only just returned...banned for what I started the post with and lack of patience.... |
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| chocster | Nov 18 2013, 03:10 PM Post #256 |
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Lol. Banned for using the proverbial patience is a virtue rather than the proverbial, the early bird catches the worm. |
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| chocster | Nov 19 2013, 02:44 PM Post #257 |
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I ban myself for trying to be too clever by half and failing miserably. |
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| tafkaj | Nov 19 2013, 02:45 PM Post #258 |
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Not allowed! Only others can ban one - banned. |
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| Mobson | Nov 20 2013, 05:26 PM Post #259 |
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I can ban one two...you're banned |
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| tafkaj | Nov 23 2013, 12:09 PM Post #260 |
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Multiple bannings are, as you very well know, banned - as are you now. |
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| Mobson | Nov 25 2013, 01:06 PM Post #261 |
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I pretty partial to all things 'multiple' - so you're banned for being a party pooper!
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| tafkaj | Nov 26 2013, 03:34 PM Post #262 |
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Swingers are not allowed on these boards - banned! [But I'll meet you tonight in that little bar in Well Court.] |
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| Mobson | Nov 27 2013, 08:39 AM Post #263 |
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Neither are those trying to organise illicit assignations - you're banned!
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| tafkaj | Nov 30 2013, 12:48 PM Post #264 |
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You clearly don't know the meaning of 'illicit', then - which bans you for life! (In my book, anyway.)
Edited by tafkaj, Nov 30 2013, 12:49 PM.
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| Mobson | Nov 30 2013, 01:21 PM Post #265 |
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Well if that's the case youz'll be playing this by yourself ...banned for being a monopolist ... |
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| tafkaj | Dec 7 2013, 01:03 PM Post #266 |
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You're banned for trying to force me to play board games. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 9 2013, 10:23 AM Post #267 |
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You are banned by the chairman of the board |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 9 2013, 10:53 AM Post #268 |
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You're banned for not realizing that Frank Sinatra is no longer able to ban anyone. |
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| tafkaj | Dec 9 2013, 12:34 PM Post #269 |
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You're banned for not believing in ghosts. |
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| Mobson | Dec 12 2013, 10:09 AM Post #270 |
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I'm reinstating myself 'cos I believe in ghosts.... |
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| tafkaj | Dec 14 2013, 01:06 PM Post #271 |
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Then you're banned for idiocy!
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| Mobson | Dec 14 2013, 03:08 PM Post #272 |
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you're banned for being a non-believer!
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| tafkaj | Dec 17 2013, 02:56 PM Post #273 |
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You're banned for banning a member on the grounds that they don't believe in something that doesn't exist!
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| Mobson | Dec 18 2013, 06:21 AM Post #274 |
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How can you be sure, you're banned for being a sceptic.. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 18 2013, 11:13 AM Post #275 |
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You're banned for putting Taf in the sceptic tank |
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| tafkaj | Dec 21 2013, 01:40 PM Post #276 |
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Aw, how sweet - I don't have the heart to ban you!
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| Mobson | Dec 27 2013, 12:27 AM Post #277 |
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Well I have - you're banned for being excessively sentimental...
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 27 2013, 07:40 PM Post #278 |
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You're banned for making it snow. |
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| Mobson | Dec 28 2013, 09:51 AM Post #279 |
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...you're banned for being a lousy meteorologist ... X X
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| tafkaj | Dec 28 2013, 01:33 PM Post #280 |
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You're banned for not knowing that lice die off in the winter. |
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| Mobson | Jan 1 2014, 06:31 AM Post #281 |
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I knew that! ...you're banned for an incorrect banishment ... |
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| tafkaj | Jan 4 2014, 01:06 PM Post #282 |
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You're banned for banning on a UK Bank Holiday. |
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| Mobson | Jan 4 2014, 01:48 PM Post #283 |
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you're banned for not observing the amnesty for the New Year! |
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| tafkaj | Jan 7 2014, 04:44 PM Post #284 |
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You're banned for not telling anyone there was one! |
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| rumbaba | Jan 14 2014, 11:45 AM Post #285 |
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You are banned for doing the police in different voices |
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| tafkaj | Jan 14 2014, 03:01 PM Post #286 |
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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, wot's goin' on 'ere, then? You know your ASBO bans you from this part of town - off you go! |
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2014, 06:56 PM Post #287 |
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You're banned for repetition of 'ello..... |
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| tafkaj | Jan 21 2014, 03:27 PM Post #288 |
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In which case, so are you!
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| rumbaba | Jan 21 2014, 08:56 PM Post #289 |
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Is it me you're looking for? |
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| tafkaj | Jan 25 2014, 12:54 PM Post #290 |
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You're banned for not banning! |
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| rumbaba | Jan 29 2014, 09:02 PM Post #291 |
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You are banned for a lack of compassion |
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| tafkaj | Feb 1 2014, 01:29 PM Post #292 |
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I love my mobile phone - ergo, I have a great passion for comms - you're banned for suggesting otherwise.
Edited by tafkaj, Feb 1 2014, 01:29 PM.
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| rumbaba | Feb 2 2014, 12:45 AM Post #293 |
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You are banned for contrived punnery |
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| tafkaj | Feb 4 2014, 03:25 PM Post #294 |
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You're banned for finding a word that will rhyme with Sean Connery. |
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| rumbaba | Feb 5 2014, 12:57 PM Post #295 |
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You are banned for not being able to pronounce 'Connery' correctly |
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| tafkaj | Feb 8 2014, 12:51 PM Post #296 |
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You're banned for mocking my Brummie heritage. |
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| rumbaba | Feb 11 2014, 12:01 PM Post #297 |
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You are banned for being fair to middling |
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| tafkaj | Feb 11 2014, 03:21 PM Post #298 |
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Yow'm banned for bein' saft.
Edited by tafkaj, Feb 11 2014, 03:22 PM.
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| Mobson | Feb 12 2014, 12:21 AM Post #299 |
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You're banned for being incomprehensible |
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| rumbaba | Feb 14 2014, 11:41 AM Post #300 |
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You are banned for incomprehension |
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You're banned for NOT recognising you need one!
? , Bannned!

..and you're banned for (bracket) copycatting ...
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Neither are those trying to organise illicit assignations - you're banned!
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