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Topic Started: Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM (9,077 Views)
rumbaba
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You're banned as a penance
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Mobson
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banned for a truncated attempt at a ban!
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tafkaj

And you're similarly banned for foreshortening your ban.
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rumbaba
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You are all banned due to a process error
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Mobson
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you're banned for not switching off your machine and re-booting....
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rumbaba
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You're banned for impersonating an IT support operative
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Mobson
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What do you mean, "impersonating" I am IT! so you're banned...
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rumbaba
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You're banned because I haven't banned anyone for a while
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Mobson
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That's not a valid ban - you're banned for inertia
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tafkaj

Where's Ertia .. ? You're banned!
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Mobson
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Ertia Panagiota is a good friend who lives in Greece - you're banned for not knowing that!
Edited by Mobson, Aug 14 2013, 11:09 AM.
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rumbaba
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You are banned for being Greecey
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Mobson
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You're banned for mis-use of Athenian compre'enshun
Edited by Mobson, Aug 16 2013, 02:39 PM.
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rumbaba
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You're banned for needing another bail-out
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Mobson
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<happy> You're banned for NOT recognising you need one!


Ban corrected <cool>
Edited by Mobson, Aug 22 2013, 01:35 PM.
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rumbaba
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Uh <erm> ? , Bannned!
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Mobson
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S...t! Missed out a word...that'll teach me to not check my posts...I'm self-banning for being sloppy! <mrdickybird>
Edited by Mobson, Aug 22 2013, 01:34 PM.
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waiting4atickle
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Self-banning isn't allowed. You're banned for breaking the rules.

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Mobson
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I shall of course Appeal!
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tafkaj

You don't appeal to me - thus you're banned.
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Mobson
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You're banned for being in(different)... <devi>;;
Edited by Mobson, Aug 25 2013, 08:29 AM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for (over)use of parentheses.
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waiting4atickle
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You're banned for hoisting yourself (with your own petard).

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Mobson
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You're banned for banning hoisting...
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tafkaj

You're banned for involving our hoist, caisser.
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waiting4atickle
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You're banned for talking funny.

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tafkaj

Then you're banned for not laughing.
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Mobson
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you're banned for encouraging mindless mirth
Edited by Mobson, Sep 1 2013, 10:21 PM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for grossly gratuitous alliteration.
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Mobson
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you're banned for over-exaggeration
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rumbaba
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You're banned for being over the top
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Mobson
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over the top of what? you're banned for no(n)sense....
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tafkaj

You've been warned (before) about your (over)use of brackets - banned.
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Mobson
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Ha ha I laugh in the face of your warning.... <pweeee> ..and you're banned for (bracket) copycatting ...
Edited by Mobson, Sep 13 2013, 12:15 PM.
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tafkaj

Laughing's not allowed in here - you're banned for life!
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Mobson
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you're doubly banned for wishful thinking and inventing rules that do not exist!
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tafkaj

You're banned for accusing ME of "invention"!
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Mobson
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you're banned for being in perpetual denial
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tafkaj

I deny that - so you're banned.
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Mobson
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There you go...still in self denial ...you're banned for repetition....
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tafkaj

Then so are you!
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Mobson
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you're banned for unoriginality!
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tafkaj

You're banned for unoriginality, too.
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Mobson
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You're banned for Time out
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tafkaj

You're banned for ALL TIME.
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Mobson
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Time is infinite, boundless, limitless - i.e. impossible to measure or calculate... you're banned for not knowing that!
Edited by Mobson, Oct 29 2013, 06:01 PM.
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waiting4atickle
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Says who? Banned for ten minutes.



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Mobson
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you've self imposed a 10 minute ban? Ok!
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tafkaj

Given man's ingenuity in the creation of clocks, watches and other timepieces, your statement in 245 is just nonsense - ergo, you're banned for even MORE time.
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Mobson
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you're banned for being sexist ... ... <totallyinfuriated> ... ... <brickwall> ... ... <angry> ... ... <humbug>
Edited by Mobson, Nov 11 2013, 10:50 AM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for deliberately misreading the neutral term 'man', meaning mankind, as a gender-specific one. Don't do it again ... In fact, you won't be able to here because you're banned!
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Mobson
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....if you meant mankind you should have said so - you're banned for accusing me of something I am totally innocent of through your lazy posting... <smashyourcomputer>
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tafkaj

HA! You? "Totally innocent??" A straightforward economy of l'actualité - banned!
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Mobson
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I have made myself anonymous so I cannot be banned!
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chocster

Your banned for not putting me out of my misery by not answering whether u have kept score at a cricket match. (Now I leave myself open)
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Mobson
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Premature posting Chocster! Been away from forum since Sat lunch and only just returned...banned for what I started the post with and lack of patience....
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chocster

Lol. Banned for using the proverbial patience is a virtue rather than the proverbial, the early bird catches the worm.
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chocster

I ban myself for trying to be too clever by half and failing miserably.
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tafkaj

Not allowed! Only others can ban one - banned.
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Mobson
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I can ban one two...you're banned
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tafkaj

Multiple bannings are, as you very well know, banned - as are you now.
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Mobson
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I pretty partial to all things 'multiple' <cool> - so you're banned for being a party pooper! <pweeee>
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tafkaj

Swingers are not allowed on these boards - banned!

[But I'll meet you tonight in that little bar in Well Court.]
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Mobson
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:$ Neither are those trying to organise illicit assignations - you're banned!
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tafkaj

You clearly don't know the meaning of 'illicit', then - which bans you for life! (In my book, anyway.)
Edited by tafkaj, Nov 30 2013, 12:49 PM.
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Mobson
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Well if that's the case youz'll be playing this by yourself ...banned for being a monopolist ...
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tafkaj

You're banned for trying to force me to play board games.
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rumbaba
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You are banned by the chairman of the board
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waiting4atickle
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You're banned for not realizing that Frank Sinatra is no longer able to ban anyone.

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tafkaj

You're banned for not believing in ghosts.
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Mobson
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I'm reinstating myself 'cos I believe in ghosts....
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tafkaj

Then you're banned for idiocy! <laugh>
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Mobson
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you're banned for being a non-believer! <livingdeadguest>
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tafkaj

You're banned for banning a member on the grounds that they don't believe in something that doesn't exist! <laugh>
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Mobson
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How can you be sure, you're banned for being a sceptic..
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rumbaba
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You're banned for putting Taf in the sceptic tank
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tafkaj

Aw, how sweet - I don't have the heart to ban you! <XMAS1>65D7U8NOI9
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Mobson
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Well I have - you're banned for being excessively sentimental... EDRFJ
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waiting4atickle
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You're banned for making it snow.

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Mobson
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...you're banned for being a lousy meteorologist ... X y5edufvygku X
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tafkaj

You're banned for not knowing that lice die off in the winter.
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Mobson
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I knew that! ...you're banned for an incorrect banishment ...
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tafkaj

You're banned for banning on a UK Bank Holiday.
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Mobson
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you're banned for not observing the amnesty for the New Year!
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tafkaj

You're banned for not telling anyone there was one!
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rumbaba
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You are banned for doing the police in different voices
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tafkaj

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, wot's goin' on 'ere, then? You know your ASBO bans you from this part of town - off you go!
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Mobson
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You're banned for repetition of 'ello.....
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tafkaj

In which case, so are you! <doh> <laugh>
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rumbaba
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Is it me you're looking for?
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tafkaj

You're banned for not banning!
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rumbaba
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You are banned for a lack of compassion
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tafkaj

I love my mobile phone - ergo, I have a great passion for comms - you're banned for suggesting otherwise.
Edited by tafkaj, Feb 1 2014, 01:29 PM.
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rumbaba
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You are banned for contrived punnery
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tafkaj

You're banned for finding a word that will rhyme with Sean Connery.
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rumbaba
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You are banned for not being able to pronounce 'Connery' correctly
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tafkaj

You're banned for mocking my Brummie heritage.
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rumbaba
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You are banned for being fair to middling
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tafkaj

Yow'm banned for bein' saft.
Edited by tafkaj, Feb 11 2014, 03:22 PM.
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Mobson
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You're banned for being incomprehensible
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rumbaba
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You are banned for incomprehension
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