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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM (9,076 Views) | |
| rumbaba | Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM Post #1 |
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You're banned as a penance |
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| tafkaj | Feb 14 2014, 12:33 PM Post #301 |
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You're banned for not going to public school. |
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| Lurkalot | Feb 14 2014, 12:35 PM Post #302 |
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your banned for not spreading the love on valentine's day
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| tafkaj | Feb 14 2014, 12:38 PM Post #303 |
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You're banned for making me do that! |
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| Lurkalot | Feb 14 2014, 03:15 PM Post #304 |
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your banned for not sticking up for yourself |
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| rumbaba | Feb 17 2014, 11:43 AM Post #305 |
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You are banned for being censorious |
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| tafkaj | Feb 22 2014, 01:02 PM Post #306 |
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You're banned for not drawing attention to Lurk's grammatical faux pas. |
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| Mobson | Mar 12 2014, 10:44 AM Post #307 |
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you're banned for throwing in an incomprehensible foreign language in a single sentence...
Edited by Mobson, Mar 12 2014, 10:45 AM.
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| tafkaj | Mar 14 2014, 12:42 PM Post #308 |
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You're banned for not having a grasp of even basic French. |
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| Mobson | Mar 17 2014, 07:54 AM Post #309 |
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You're banned for being a linguistic show off |
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| tafkaj | Mar 18 2014, 03:24 PM Post #310 |
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I fear, Madam, that you mistake me for a wight who doth utilise florid language without purpose ... Thus is your presence here curtailed. |
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| rumbaba | Mar 19 2014, 04:03 PM Post #311 |
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You are banned for going off piste |
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| Mobson | Mar 19 2014, 04:37 PM Post #312 |
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You're banned for encouraging drinking during Lent! |
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| rumbaba | Mar 21 2014, 02:11 PM Post #313 |
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You are banned for being a party pooper |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2014, 09:23 AM Post #314 |
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It's Lent what do you expect? ...you're banned for being disengaged... Edited by Mobson, Mar 22 2014, 09:26 AM.
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| tafkaj | Mar 22 2014, 12:46 PM Post #315 |
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He's been happily married for decades and you're banned for suggesting otherwise. |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2014, 01:12 PM Post #316 |
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You're banned for being presumptive... |
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| tafkaj | Mar 22 2014, 01:14 PM Post #317 |
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Since the development of antibiotics, presumption has been eradicated in this country - so you're banned. |
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| Mobson | Mar 22 2014, 09:29 PM Post #318 |
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They are not always effective so you're banned. |
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| tafkaj | Mar 25 2014, 02:52 PM Post #319 |
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You'll be advising parents not to give their children the MMR jab next - I therefore have no option but to ban you. |
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 29 2014, 01:04 AM Post #320 |
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You're banned for being optionally challenged. |
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| tafkaj | Mar 29 2014, 11:59 AM Post #321 |
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No I'm not ... Or am I ... ? Whatever - you're banned! |
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| Mobson | Mar 31 2014, 09:46 AM Post #322 |
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You're banned for being indecisive! |
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| tafkaj | Apr 5 2014, 12:06 PM Post #323 |
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Wrong again - I'm in de Carribean restaurant ... You're banned for misreading your ACME Tafkaj Tracking Device. |
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| Mobson | Apr 5 2014, 05:23 PM Post #324 |
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You're banned for revealing I'm a stalker
Edited by Mobson, Apr 5 2014, 05:24 PM.
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| tafkaj | Apr 12 2014, 12:40 PM Post #325 |
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You're banned for not finding me, even when I'm the only other person in that cinema at the end of Jermyn Street. |
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| Mobson | Apr 13 2014, 09:46 AM Post #326 |
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....then you're banned for stalking me!
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| tafkaj | Apr 14 2014, 11:42 AM Post #327 |
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Then you're banned for not admitting that you like the attention really. |
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| Mobson | Apr 14 2014, 01:01 PM Post #328 |
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Oh ho! you're banned for sounding like a premier footballer!
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| tafkaj | Apr 15 2014, 01:41 PM Post #329 |
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You're banned for not knowing that I'm actually a PremierSHIP foo'b'ller. |
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| Mobson | Apr 15 2014, 01:52 PM Post #330 |
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you're banned for wasting your time on forums when you should be practicing with your ball ... |
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| tafkaj | Apr 15 2014, 01:59 PM Post #331 |
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It'll be a cold day in Hell when I start takin' orders from birds . yer banned! |
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| Mobson | Apr 15 2014, 01:59 PM Post #332 |
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Hey it's a cold day in Hell! Live with it...Banned! |
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| tafkaj | Apr 15 2014, 02:02 PM Post #333 |
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Luckily I don't live near you, so the prevailing weather conditions in your neck of Hell are irrelevant to me ... Ergo, you're banned. |
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| Mobson | Apr 15 2014, 02:05 PM Post #334 |
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you're banned for feigning irrelevance .... |
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| tafkaj | Apr 15 2014, 02:08 PM Post #335 |
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You say'n' I feign ... ? That deserves a lifetime ban. |
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| Mobson | Apr 15 2014, 02:11 PM Post #336 |
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Says you...I disagree - so you're banned... |
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| tafkaj | Apr 15 2014, 02:12 PM Post #337 |
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You're banned for imagining that what you think should result in a ban. |
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| Mobson | Apr 16 2014, 12:51 AM Post #338 |
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Yes I do, so you're doubly banned! |
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| tafkaj | Apr 19 2014, 11:28 AM Post #339 |
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Thus are you thrice banned. |
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| Mobson | Apr 27 2014, 08:16 AM Post #340 |
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You're banned for using antiquated language |
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| Norm Deplume | Apr 27 2014, 10:49 AM Post #341 |
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Am I banned for being a "Big Band" enthusiast? |
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| tafkaj | Apr 29 2014, 02:12 PM Post #342 |
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No, Sir Norm, thou art just banned, don't you know ... As is that stewed prune, that scurvy companion, that mouldy rogue, Mobson - "Take her away; for she hath lived too long, To fill the world with vicious qualities"! |
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| Mobson | Apr 29 2014, 05:48 PM Post #343 |
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O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent to set against me for your merriment: If you were civil and knew courtesy, you would not do me thus much injury. Can you not hate me, as I know you do, but you must join in souls to mock me too? If you were man, as man you are in show, you would not use a gentle lady so; fie, fie for the that you are, you are thusly banned and banished to your shed forever...
Edited by Mobson, Apr 29 2014, 05:54 PM.
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| tafkaj | May 2 2014, 11:41 AM Post #344 |
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Are you still here .. ? Get off, thou banned thing, thou! |
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| Mobson | May 4 2014, 07:43 AM Post #345 |
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Oh No you don't get rid of me that easily - I didn't get where I am today by being put off...anyway, if you ban me you won't have anyone to battle with in this thread, therefore I'm staying put!
Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 07:45 AM.
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| tafkaj | May 10 2014, 12:32 PM Post #346 |
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Oh, fer ... ! Not only are you banned - you're also exiled, preferably to the Crimea.
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| Mobson | May 11 2014, 08:49 AM Post #347 |
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I am totally immune to your barbs, however cruel and unkind, therefore you are banned for being ineffectual!
Edited by Mobson, May 11 2014, 08:49 AM.
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| tafkaj | May 13 2014, 02:07 PM Post #348 |
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Being a responsible flyfisherman, I always remove barbs to avoid damage to the fish. I make an exception in your case, however, because if you are "totally immune" to them they cannot be "cruel and unkind." So, you're clearly banned for irrational deduction. |
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| Mobson | May 17 2014, 07:14 PM Post #349 |
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Now that Arsenal have won their first bit of silverware for 9 years I couldn't care less about your bans! |
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| rumbaba | May 21 2014, 07:43 PM Post #350 |
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You are banned for being a gooner |
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| Mobson | May 21 2014, 08:31 PM Post #351 |
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better that being a goner don't you think - you're banned! |
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| tafkaj | May 27 2014, 01:55 PM Post #352 |
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You're banned for not being both! |
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| Mobson | May 27 2014, 02:09 PM Post #353 |
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Ah so, I'm neither ...your ban is null and void! |
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| rumbaba | May 28 2014, 11:39 AM Post #354 |
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You are banned as a sacrifice to the weather gods. |
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| tafkaj | May 31 2014, 12:16 PM Post #355 |
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You're banned for not spotting (or, at least, commenting on) Mobs's faulty logic, for which she should have been hanged, drawn and quartered. |
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| Mobson | Jun 1 2014, 07:33 AM Post #356 |
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you're banned for being pernicious! |
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| tafkaj | Jun 2 2014, 11:43 AM Post #357 |
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I NEVER drink anise-flavored spirits - you're banned. |
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| Mobson | Jun 2 2014, 11:51 AM Post #358 |
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If you don't drink anise flavoured spirits I think it's you that should be banned...so you are! |
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| rumbaba | Jun 3 2014, 12:16 PM Post #359 |
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I was going to make an off-colour post involving a mispronounciation of 'liquorice' but have decided to ban myself instead
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| tafkaj | Jun 3 2014, 02:21 PM Post #360 |
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You're ... Oh, you've saved me the trouble ... I'll just ban Mobs anyway for the hell of it. |
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| Mobson | Jun 3 2014, 02:57 PM Post #361 |
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you're banned for victimisation...i.e. consistently singling out one person, namely ME!... For that you're banned forever! No returns of any kind!
Edited by Mobson, Jun 4 2014, 08:37 AM.
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| tafkaj | Jun 7 2014, 12:48 PM Post #362 |
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You're banned for being wrong again.
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| Mobson | Jun 7 2014, 01:47 PM Post #363 |
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So are youooooo ....B A N N E D
Edited by Mobson, Jun 7 2014, 01:48 PM.
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| tafkaj | Jun 14 2014, 12:12 PM Post #364 |
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You're banned for letter spacings outside of those specified in the appropriate British Standard for Postings. |
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| Mobson | Jun 15 2014, 08:19 PM Post #365 |
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You're banned for talking b.a.l.d.e.r.d.a.s.h!
Edited by Mobson, Jun 15 2014, 08:21 PM.
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| tafkaj | Jun 16 2014, 11:33 AM Post #366 |
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You're banned for mixing letters with Morse code. |
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| Mobson | Jul 6 2014, 04:19 AM Post #367 |
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Y.o.u.'.r.e. b.a.n.n.e.d. f.o.r. b.e.i.n.g. m.o.r.o.s.e....
Edited by Mobson, Jul 6 2014, 04:20 AM.
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| rumbaba | Jul 16 2014, 12:57 PM Post #368 |
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You are banned in order to reactivate this thread |
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| Mobson | Jul 16 2014, 01:37 PM Post #369 |
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Weakest challenge ever...you're banned |
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| rumbaba | Jul 16 2014, 02:34 PM Post #370 |
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you are banned for being unsupportive |
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| tafkaj | Jul 19 2014, 12:31 PM Post #371 |
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You're banned for suggesting Mobs goes without a bra. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 20 2014, 11:26 AM Post #372 |
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You're banned for going bust |
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| Mobson | Jul 20 2014, 01:45 PM Post #373 |
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you're both banned for discussing my intimate undergarments!
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| tafkaj | Jul 22 2014, 02:21 PM Post #374 |
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You're banned for showing them to me. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 23 2014, 12:05 AM Post #375 |
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You're banned for watching dirty linen in public. |
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| Mobson | Jul 25 2014, 09:46 PM Post #376 |
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You're banned for implying I'm unclean
Edited by Mobson, Jul 26 2014, 09:35 AM.
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| tafkaj | Jul 26 2014, 12:19 PM Post #377 |
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You're banned for not knowing you are. (That's what first attracted me to you! )
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| Mobson | Aug 5 2014, 03:19 AM Post #378 |
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You're banned for depravity. |
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| tafkaj | Aug 5 2014, 01:55 PM Post #379 |
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We both know you know you like it - so you're banned for assuming an air of puritanical rectitude. |
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| Mobson | Aug 10 2014, 08:38 AM Post #380 |
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We both know nothing of the kind! ...you're banned for being a fantasist |
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| tafkaj | Aug 30 2014, 12:19 PM Post #381 |
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You're banned for not reminding me to post here for quite some time. |
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| Caro | Aug 30 2014, 09:14 PM Post #382 |
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You all need to be banned for absolute drivel! |
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| Mobson | Aug 31 2014, 09:02 AM Post #383 |
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You're banned for being a game party pooper! |
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| Caro | Aug 31 2014, 09:11 PM Post #384 |
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Well, that's probably best, since I don't have time for this, really. Son and dil and grandson coming to live with us next week!!! Temporarily till they buy a house here, but that might take a while. Still, while I'm here, you're banned for mentioning poohs on the board. |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 31 2014, 10:48 PM Post #385 |
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You are both banned for the inappropriate utilisation of scatological terminology. |
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| Mobson | Aug 31 2014, 10:50 PM Post #386 |
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What! You're banned for trying too hard! |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 31 2014, 10:51 PM Post #387 |
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No trouble at all. |
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| Mobson | Sep 1 2014, 07:59 AM Post #388 |
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You're banned for feigning passivity .... |
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| tafkaj | Sep 30 2014, 01:59 PM Post #389 |
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You're banned for feigning aggressivity - you wuss!
Edited by tafkaj, Sep 30 2014, 01:59 PM.
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| Mobson | Oct 1 2014, 09:56 AM Post #390 |
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Ok well I shall feign no more...you're banned for being a tosser! (no flower!) |
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| tafkaj | Oct 7 2014, 02:11 PM Post #391 |
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You're banned for questioning my bowling action. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 17 2014, 12:03 PM Post #392 |
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You are banned for talking about cricket, which has it's own, separate thread (one more than required for me) |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 18 2014, 12:46 AM Post #393 |
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You're banned for not appreciating cricket (and still posting on the cricket thread). |
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| Mobson | Dec 18 2014, 07:21 AM Post #394 |
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You're not banned as you're my cricket buddy...but I beg to ban Rum for the reasons already given... |
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| rumbaba | Dec 18 2014, 08:55 AM Post #395 |
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you are banned for banning the person above the person above you |
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| Mobson | Dec 18 2014, 09:16 AM Post #396 |
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Beggars keepers
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| rumbaba | Dec 18 2014, 10:01 AM Post #397 |
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No idea what that means but banned again for persistent rule-breaking
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| Mobson | Dec 18 2014, 01:28 PM Post #398 |
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I think you'll find there's a Christmas amnesty ...you're banned for violating it!
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| rumbaba | Dec 22 2014, 11:13 AM Post #399 |
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Ok, everybody is unbanned as a gesture of festive goodwill
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| Mobson | Jan 4 2015, 02:00 AM Post #400 |
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Ok...Festivities over!...let battle recommence...you're banned for overuse of Christmas emoticons....
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Not only are you banned - you're also exiled, preferably to the Crimea.
I am totally immune to your barbs, however cruel and unkind, therefore you are banned for being ineffectual!
you're banned for victimisation...i.e. consistently singling out one person, namely ME!...
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I think you'll find there's a Christmas amnesty ...you're banned for violating it!

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