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Topic Started: Sep 24 2012, 01:14 PM (9,076 Views)
rumbaba
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You're banned as a penance
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tafkaj

You're banned for not going to public school.
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Lurkalot

your banned for not spreading the love on valentine's day <rose>
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tafkaj

<bleucch!>

You're banned for making me do that!
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Lurkalot

your banned for not sticking up for yourself
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rumbaba
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You are banned for being censorious
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tafkaj

You're banned for not drawing attention to Lurk's grammatical faux pas.
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Mobson
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you're banned for throwing in an incomprehensible foreign language in a single sentence...
Edited by Mobson, Mar 12 2014, 10:45 AM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for not having a grasp of even basic French.
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Mobson
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You're banned for being a linguistic show off
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tafkaj

I fear, Madam, that you mistake me for a wight who doth utilise florid language without purpose ... Thus is your presence here curtailed.
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rumbaba
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You are banned for going off piste
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Mobson
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You're banned for encouraging drinking during Lent!
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rumbaba
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You are banned for being a party pooper
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Mobson
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It's Lent what do you expect? ...you're banned for being disengaged...
Edited by Mobson, Mar 22 2014, 09:26 AM.
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tafkaj

He's been happily married for decades and you're banned for suggesting otherwise.
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Mobson
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You're banned for being presumptive...
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tafkaj

Since the development of antibiotics, presumption has been eradicated in this country - so you're banned.
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Mobson
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They are not always effective so you're banned.
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tafkaj

You'll be advising parents not to give their children the MMR jab next - I therefore have no option but to ban you.
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waiting4atickle
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You're banned for being optionally challenged.

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tafkaj

No I'm not ... Or am I ... ? Whatever - you're banned!
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Mobson
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You're banned for being indecisive!
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tafkaj

Wrong again - I'm in de Carribean restaurant ... You're banned for misreading your ACME Tafkaj Tracking Device.
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Mobson
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You're banned for revealing I'm a stalker <ninja>
Edited by Mobson, Apr 5 2014, 05:24 PM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for not finding me, even when I'm the only other person in that cinema at the end of Jermyn Street.
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Mobson
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....then you're banned for stalking me! <ninja>
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tafkaj

Then you're banned for not admitting that you like the attention really.
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Mobson
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Oh ho! you're banned for sounding like a premier footballer! <devi>;;
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tafkaj

You're banned for not knowing that I'm actually a PremierSHIP foo'b'ller.
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Mobson
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you're banned for wasting your time on forums when you should be practicing with your ball ...
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tafkaj

It'll be a cold day in Hell when I start takin' orders from birds . yer banned!
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Mobson
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Hey it's a cold day in Hell! Live with it...Banned!
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tafkaj

Luckily I don't live near you, so the prevailing weather conditions in your neck of Hell are irrelevant to me ... Ergo, you're banned.
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Mobson
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you're banned for feigning irrelevance ....
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tafkaj

You say'n' I feign ... ? That deserves a lifetime ban.
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Mobson
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Says you...I disagree - so you're banned...
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tafkaj

You're banned for imagining that what you think should result in a ban.
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Mobson
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Yes I do, so you're doubly banned!
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tafkaj

Thus are you thrice banned.
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Mobson
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You're banned for using antiquated language
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Norm Deplume
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Am I banned for being a "Big Band" enthusiast?
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tafkaj

No, Sir Norm, thou art just banned, don't you know ... As is that stewed prune, that scurvy companion, that mouldy rogue, Mobson - "Take her away; for she hath lived too long, To fill the world with vicious qualities"!
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Mobson
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O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent to set against me for your merriment: If you were civil and knew courtesy, you would not do me thus much injury. Can you not hate me, as I know you do, but you must join in souls to mock me too? If you were man, as man you are in show, you would not use a gentle lady so; <angel>

fie, fie for the <devi>;; that you are, you are thusly banned and banished to your shed forever...
Edited by Mobson, Apr 29 2014, 05:54 PM.
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tafkaj

Are you still here .. ? Get off, thou banned thing, thou!
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Mobson
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Oh No you don't get rid of me that easily - I didn't get where I am today by being put off...anyway, if you ban me you won't have anyone to battle with in this thread, therefore I'm staying put!
Edited by Mobson, May 4 2014, 07:45 AM.
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tafkaj

Oh, fer ... ! <brickwall> Not only are you banned - you're also exiled, preferably to the Crimea.
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Mobson
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<humbug> I am totally immune to your barbs, however cruel and unkind, therefore you are banned for being ineffectual!
Edited by Mobson, May 11 2014, 08:49 AM.
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tafkaj

Being a responsible flyfisherman, I always remove barbs to avoid damage to the fish. I make an exception in your case, however, because if you are "totally immune" to them they cannot be "cruel and unkind." So, you're clearly banned for irrational deduction.
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Mobson
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Now that Arsenal have won their first bit of silverware for 9 years I couldn't care less about your bans!
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rumbaba
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You are banned for being a gooner
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Mobson
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better that being a goner don't you think - you're banned!
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tafkaj

You're banned for not being both!
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Mobson
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Ah so, I'm neither ...your ban is null and void!
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rumbaba
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You are banned as a sacrifice to the weather gods.
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tafkaj

You're banned for not spotting (or, at least, commenting on) Mobs's faulty logic, for which she should have been hanged, drawn and quartered.
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Mobson
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you're banned for being pernicious!
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tafkaj

I NEVER drink anise-flavored spirits - you're banned.
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Mobson
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If you don't drink anise flavoured spirits I think it's you that should be banned...so you are!
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rumbaba
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I was going to make an off-colour post involving a mispronounciation of 'liquorice' but have decided to ban myself instead :(
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tafkaj

You're ... Oh, you've saved me the trouble ...

I'll just ban Mobs anyway for the hell of it.
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Mobson
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<steam> you're banned for victimisation...i.e. consistently singling out one person, namely ME!... <brickwall> For that you're banned forever! No returns of any kind! <smashyourcomputer>
Edited by Mobson, Jun 4 2014, 08:37 AM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for being wrong again. <laugh>
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Mobson
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So are youooooo ....B A N N E D <cool>
Edited by Mobson, Jun 7 2014, 01:48 PM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for letter spacings outside of those specified in the appropriate British Standard for Postings.
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Mobson
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You're banned for talking b.a.l.d.e.r.d.a.s.h!
Edited by Mobson, Jun 15 2014, 08:21 PM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for mixing letters with Morse code.
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Mobson
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Y.o.u.'.r.e. b.a.n.n.e.d. f.o.r. b.e.i.n.g. m.o.r.o.s.e....
Edited by Mobson, Jul 6 2014, 04:20 AM.
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rumbaba
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You are banned in order to reactivate this thread
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Mobson
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Weakest challenge ever...you're banned
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rumbaba
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you are banned for being unsupportive
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tafkaj

You're banned for suggesting Mobs goes without a bra.
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rumbaba
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You're banned for going bust
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Mobson
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<laugh> you're both banned for discussing my intimate undergarments!
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tafkaj

You're banned for showing them to me.
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waiting4atickle
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You're banned for watching dirty linen in public.

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Mobson
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You're banned for implying I'm unclean <ninja>
Edited by Mobson, Jul 26 2014, 09:35 AM.
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tafkaj

You're banned for not knowing you are. (That's what first attracted me to you! :wub: )
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Mobson
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You're banned for depravity.
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tafkaj

We both know you know you like it - so you're banned for assuming an air of puritanical rectitude.
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Mobson
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We both know nothing of the kind! ...you're banned for being a fantasist
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tafkaj

You're banned for not reminding me to post here for quite some time.
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Caro

You all need to be banned for absolute drivel!
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Mobson
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You're banned for being a game party pooper!
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Caro

Well, that's probably best, since I don't have time for this, really. Son and dil and grandson coming to live with us next week!!! Temporarily till they buy a house here, but that might take a while.

Still, while I'm here, you're banned for mentioning poohs on the board.
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dai Cottomy
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You are both banned for the inappropriate utilisation of scatological terminology.
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Mobson
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What!

You're banned for trying too hard!
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dai Cottomy
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No trouble at all.
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Mobson
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You're banned for feigning passivity ....
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tafkaj

You're banned for feigning aggressivity - you wuss! <rose>
Edited by tafkaj, Sep 30 2014, 01:59 PM.
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Mobson
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Ok well I shall feign no more...you're banned for being a tosser! (no flower!)
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tafkaj

You're banned for questioning my bowling action.
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rumbaba
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You are banned for talking about cricket, which has it's own, separate thread (one more than required for me)
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waiting4atickle
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You're banned for not appreciating cricket (and still posting on the cricket thread).

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Mobson
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You're not banned as you're my cricket buddy...but I beg to ban Rum for the reasons already given...
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rumbaba
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you are banned for banning the person above the person above you
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Mobson
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<brickwall> Beggars keepers
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rumbaba
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No idea what that means but banned again for persistent rule-breaking <laugh>
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Mobson
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<pweeee> I think you'll find there's a Christmas amnesty ...you're banned for violating it! <pweeee>
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rumbaba
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Ok, everybody is unbanned as a gesture of festive goodwill <XMAS1> WERTGYHUJKILO;P'
fdtriopkioyu gyhu7iolp; fdtriopkioyu
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Mobson
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Ok...Festivities over!...let battle recommence...you're banned for overuse of Christmas emoticons.... <pweeee>
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