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| rumbaba | Oct 19 2012, 12:47 PM Post #1 |
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The Prince of Wales often regales Government ministers with his buffoonery exposing himself to the risk of lampoonery |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 14 2013, 08:48 AM Post #101 |
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David Moyes No big noise In retreat After Thailand defeat. http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23303010 Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 14 2013, 08:50 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 14 2013, 09:28 PM Post #102 |
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Barack Obama Tries to defuse the drama Calls for calm reflection After juries guilty rejection. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 14 2013, 09:33 PM Post #103 |
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James Anderson It's not propaganda son Was man of the match In the Ozzie despatch.
Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 16 2013, 02:36 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 14 2013, 09:53 PM Post #104 |
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Robert Galbraith? Is nothing safe The cuckoo's calling J K Rowling's spawning. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 15 2013, 07:35 AM Post #105 |
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Charles Philip Arthur George Maybe trying the old tax forge Some jiggery Pokery Ohh! Okey dokery! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 15 2013, 09:33 AM Post #106 |
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Cecile Kyenge Is buzzing like a bee After racist Italian Compares her to Orangutan. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 15 2013, 03:07 PM Post #107 |
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Alan Whicker was slicker than your average and enjoyed the odd beverage |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 16 2013, 06:51 AM Post #108 |
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Margaret Thatcher Still getting right back at yer As utility bills from north to south Leave a bitter taste in your mouth. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 16 2013, 06:52 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 16 2013, 07:02 AM Post #109 |
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Ray Wilkins Summoned for his sins Hit a traffic island While on the sauce from the highland. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 16 2013, 02:35 PM.
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| tafkaj | Jul 16 2013, 02:20 PM Post #110 |
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Joanne Rowling ... Does it rhyme with 'bowling'? Or perhaps with 'cowling' ... ? The uncertainty has me howling! |
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| rumbaba | Jul 17 2013, 10:51 AM Post #111 |
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Martin Amis was desperate to be famous in his own right and got mad when anyone mentioned his dad |
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| rumbaba | Jul 18 2013, 10:04 AM Post #112 |
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Alain de Botton serves up mutton dressed as lamb but it smells like ham |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 18 2013, 11:52 AM Post #113 |
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Jeremy Hunt To be perfectly blunt Is finding it hell Making sick people well |
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| rumbaba | Jul 18 2013, 11:58 AM Post #114 |
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Well done Dai for avoiding the obvious Jeremy Hunt rhyme
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 18 2013, 03:31 PM Post #115 |
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It wouldn't work with punt, Rum. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 18 2013, 10:01 PM Post #116 |
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Michael Adebolajo ' Will be jailed we know But that gap in his smile Might keep his trap shut a while. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 18 2013, 10:01 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 20 2013, 03:20 PM Post #117 |
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Melvin Smith Gave us a whiff Of a cheeky smile He'll be missed a while. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 20 2013, 03:59 PM Post #118 |
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Frankie Boyle says "I've not eaten in four days" Highlighting Shaker Aamer In Guantanamo bay drama. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 21 2013, 11:09 AM Post #119 |
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Eldrick Tont Woods Has never delivered the goods Unless leading after round three: So a claret jug for Lee?? |
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| rumbaba | Jul 21 2013, 03:27 PM Post #120 |
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Mel Smith has been showered with praise, which is entirely merited, as he was enormously talented and free spirited |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 21 2013, 04:39 PM Post #121 |
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Phil Mickelson Has a few nickels won. He's certainly not a golfing mug And will soon collect the claret jug. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 22 2013, 08:32 AM Post #122 |
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David Cameron He'll soon be gone Banning porn? That's how the Tories were born. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 22 2013, 07:44 PM Post #123 |
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Kate and Will What a thrill Their bundle of joy? It's a boy. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 23 2013, 09:02 AM Post #124 |
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Tyron Martin And his parting As Emmett Till Racism still.... Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 23 2013, 09:05 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 24 2013, 04:54 AM Post #125 |
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Beyonce Knowles Stopped reaching souls When a fan grabbed her hair and cropped her halo there.
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| rumbaba | Jul 24 2013, 08:45 AM Post #126 |
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Rikiiboy brings a little bit of joy by taking the time to comment on events using rhyme |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 24 2013, 05:44 PM Post #127 |
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George Alexander Louis If not third in line then who is?(he) The boy who would be King After my time I'm thinking.
Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 25 2013, 09:26 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 25 2013, 05:51 PM Post #128 |
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The big blue cock Is such a shock It'll make you stare In Trafalgar square.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 25 2013, 08:31 PM Post #129 |
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The Archbishop of Canterbury Warns Wonga I'm upping the ante sonny Promising the church'll generate A new lower interest rate. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 25 2013, 08:32 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 25 2013, 11:07 PM Post #130 |
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Welby the archbishop Abandons his sinking ship As church coffers are stronger From backing Wonga. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 25 2013, 11:08 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 26 2013, 12:17 PM Post #131 |
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Mohammed Morsi Went off course he Hamas and the brotherhood Were ultimately up to no good. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 26 2013, 12:32 PM Post #132 |
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François G G Hollande Has no magic wand If you are reading this We can now all take the urine. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 26 2013, 01:08 PM Post #133 |
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Stuart Hall Left feeling small Court of appeal tells him that They're doubling the time he's in to bat. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 28 2013, 08:27 AM Post #134 |
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Theresa May Diabetes they say To be jabbed twice day Let's form a queue,hey? |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 28 2013, 08:33 AM Post #135 |
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Francisco Jose Garzon Amo Was certainly not driving slow As he's not now in jail He's at a spec savers sale. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 28 2013, 03:39 PM Post #136 |
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Inspired
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 28 2013, 09:56 PM Post #137 |
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Nabil Fahmy Says they've all gone barmy We need to stop the violence And give us some silence. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 29 2013, 10:47 AM Post #138 |
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Violet May arrived on Thursday Lauren next door was long overdue But baby is fine and mother is too
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| tafkaj | Jul 29 2013, 11:35 AM Post #139 |
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Violet Elizabeth Bott Was the little female tot In the Just William books; For me she'll always have Bonnie Langton's looks.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 29 2013, 07:10 PM Post #140 |
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Fernando Alonso Didn't win again so He'll soon wake up in bed With dah horses head. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 29 2013, 07:20 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 29 2013, 09:32 PM Post #141 |
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Gareth Bale Not for sale Spurs refuse bid From Real Madrid. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 29 2013, 09:34 PM Post #142 |
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On fire, Rikii
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 29 2013, 10:03 PM Post #143 |
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Stella Creasey Feeling uneasy Trollers misuse Tweeting abuse. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 30 2013, 03:45 PM Post #144 |
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Is this your preferred, new medium for commenting on current affair, Rikii? It's certainly working for you
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 30 2013, 09:06 PM Post #145 |
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(Just play in' rumbaba )Robert Mugabe No kemosahbee As Morgan Tsvangirai Waits to kiss him goodbye. Nelson Mandela What a feller Now ninety five And still alive. Vicky Pryce Didn't think twice Revenge complete As Chris Hugne loses seat. Bradley Manning Ain't doing any planning When the jailer drops that latch 'e's gonna be a biatch. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 30 2013, 09:55 PM.
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| rumbaba | Jul 31 2013, 12:59 PM Post #146 |
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Stanley Green attracted a lot of mean and abusive behaviour in his quest to be the nation’s dietary saviour |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 31 2013, 01:07 PM Post #147 |
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Nelson Mandela One time, bad Fellah A "Terrorist Red" Killed folk in their bed. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 31 2013, 01:11 PM Post #148 |
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Stanley Green thought eating a bean or any other source of protein would lead to behaviour that was obscene |
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| rumbaba | Jul 31 2013, 01:12 PM Post #149 |
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Stanley Green Felt it necessary to intervene In case we should be unwitting In exacerbating our passions with sitting Stanley Green Had reservations about protein. He felt that it must Not be allowed to inflame one’s fleshly lust |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 1 2013, 06:45 AM Post #150 |
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Jose Mujica He shout eureeka He speak out of ass After he smokey grass. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 1 2013, 01:02 PM Post #151 |
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Kenny Samson You're in a jam son It's such a wrench Hearing you're kipping on a park bench. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 1 2013, 06:16 PM Post #152 |
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Silvio Berlusconi Fiddles and lowers the tone he Is facing house arrest As a tax fraud pest. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 2 2013, 10:32 AM Post #153 |
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Gareth Bale Was for sale To Real Madrid For a hundred and five million quid. Christiano Rinaldo Could be on the move so Manchester United Are getting excited Wayne Rooney and his silver spoon he Might soon be up for sale As we think he's going stale. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 2 2013, 10:39 AM.
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| tafkaj | Aug 3 2013, 12:19 PM Post #154 |
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Gareth bale Cannot fail To become a multimillionaire So long as he plays with flair. ************************* Robert Mugabe Reminds me of kohlrabi - Tasteless and ugly; That fits him snugly! ************************* Silvio Berlusconi Would shag a Shetland pony And pretend it's related To a sheik he once hated. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 4 2013, 09:17 AM Post #155 |
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Moya Greene The mail boss queen Pays back a 120k Just small fry,hey? |
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| Norm Deplume | Aug 4 2013, 04:00 PM Post #156 |
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Of all the names on earth He chose Rhun ap Iowerth Plaid A.M. for Ynys Mon Makes me think it could be a con |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 4 2013, 06:56 PM Post #157 |
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Peter Capaldi Might shop at Aldi But'll soon be in view As the new doctor who...... |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 6 2013, 10:04 AM Post #158 |
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David Cameron Gets a stammer on Prospect of Spanish border fees Leaves him climbing trees. William Shaw "cross" Charity commission boss Rant, as thirty aid workers here Earn more than a hundred grand a year. Professor Don Berwick Takes on NHS sick To restore the patients calm With a new zero harm. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 6 2013, 10:21 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 6 2013, 10:14 PM Post #159 |
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Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner Some here would like to Birch her As she relights the Falklands desire To rekindle her re-election fire. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 6 2013, 10:28 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 7 2013, 07:45 AM Post #160 |
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Godfrey Bloom Boom!Boom! Leaves the PC world numb With his bongo bongo drum. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2386482/So-right-UKIP-MEP-Godfrey-Blooms-comments-caused-storm--ample-evidence-claims.html Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 8 2013, 09:47 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 7 2013, 01:23 PM Post #161 |
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The antics of Godfrey Bloom Make some people fume But behind all the non PC biz He mostly tells it like it is |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 7 2013, 07:11 PM Post #162 |
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Monty Panesar Drunk in a Brighton bar After a little altercation Pissed on bouncers in frustration. Monty Panesar Drunk, fined ninety quid ta Paul Gascoigne similar offence That's one thousand two hundred,no sense? Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 7 2013, 08:57 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 8 2013, 09:23 AM Post #163 |
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(oz) Peter Dowling Accused of wine fouling It's now all a blur After using his penis to stir. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 8 2013, 09:07 PM Post #164 |
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Mike Carney Gives us the blarney The UK'll do great Sticking to low interest rate. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 9 2013, 11:11 AM Post #165 |
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Tian Tian Might be preggers man Wham bang Thank you Yang Guang. Oprah Winfrey Might have got in free But now gives racist nag And no Swiss handbag. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 9 2013, 02:14 PM.
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| tafkaj | Aug 10 2013, 12:17 PM Post #166 |
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Greg Dyke Doesn't like The idea of the footie World Cup Being played when temperatures are up. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 12 2013, 07:21 PM Post #167 |
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Stuart Broad Inspired, ohh my gawd! Australia crashes Giving England the ashes.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 13 2013, 01:07 PM Post #168 |
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Jeremy Paxman Let's get the facts man He's been seen and heard Sporting a new beard. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 13 2013, 10:12 PM Post #169 |
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Parliament's food and drink Causing quite a stink A seven million quid subsidy Is it all bloody free? |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 16 2013, 11:23 AM Post #170 |
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Mrs Justice Eleanor King Ordered the disarming of DE's thing surgeons will make a crackle Snipping his old sporting tackle.
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| rumbaba | Aug 16 2013, 11:48 AM Post #171 |
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I've actually eaten in the H 0f C dining rooms on two occasions. I remember Tony Barber politely allowing me to help myself to gazpacho ahead of him at the buffet, many years ago. |
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| rumbaba | Aug 16 2013, 01:05 PM Post #172 |
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Dave Lee Travis this is the moment of reckoning and justice is beckoning |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 18 2013, 09:15 AM Post #173 |
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Ed Milliband Is rather too bland Lord Prescott (2jags 2jabs) Thinks he's lost the plot. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 18 2013, 09:17 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 20 2013, 08:42 AM Post #174 |
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Gregg Wallace His head is in ice As he feels glum As Bates feels girlfriends bum. David Miranda? It's all propaganda His nine hour wait? The plane was late. Hope Powell Fails and gets towel In women's soccer Sacking shocker. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 20 2013, 12:27 PM.
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| tafkaj | Aug 20 2013, 12:57 PM Post #175 |
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Gareth Bale Should draw a veil Over his Tottenham career - He'll soon be out on his ear. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 21 2013, 07:58 PM Post #176 |
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Bradley Manning Gets a tanning For espionage he hears That'll be thirty five years. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 22 2013, 05:25 AM Post #177 |
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Barack Obama Feeling calmer After plumber takes weeks To stem Wiki leaks. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 22 2013, 03:16 PM Post #178 |
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Bradley Manning Is now planning Now that he's in nick he'll be A new dame named Chelsea. Bradley Manning Is getting a fanning As cell mates form a queue To move in with Chelsea too. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 22 2013, 03:21 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 22 2013, 03:30 PM Post #179 |
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Cuthbert Ottaway What a great sportsman hey? I'll remember won't you? The 30th of November 1872. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 23 2013, 12:39 PM Post #180 |
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David Patrick Griffin Is in court sniffin' A hairy monster it's claimed Could well be named and shamed. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 23 2013, 12:40 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 24 2013, 06:58 AM Post #181 |
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Chen Guanming Rickshaw king Is now going to go All the way to Rio. |
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| tafkaj | Aug 24 2013, 11:31 AM Post #182 |
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Kevin Pietersen Should tell those Aussie men That, like him or not, His team mates would rather have him batting for them than some half-arsed Aussie clot. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 26 2013, 06:22 AM Post #183 |
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Fergie and Andy? Why that's just dandy Will we get another shot Of them retying the knot. Muammer Gaddafi Had a good laugh he Always had the clout To put his end about. The Syria campaign It's deja vu" again So this time let's all shout "KEEP OUR TROOPS OUT" Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 26 2013, 07:18 PM.
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| tafkaj | Aug 27 2013, 12:46 PM Post #184 |
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Bashir Assad Has gone quite mad; His English wife Must fear for her life. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 28 2013, 05:44 AM Post #185 |
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Dmitry Rogozin Says the west's poking it's nose in Like a monkey with a grenade Against Islamist tirade. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 28 2013, 05:46 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 28 2013, 06:03 AM Post #186 |
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Cameron and Obama Enter Syria drama Looking for satisfaction With a military reaction? Bashir Assad? Let's wait a tad Or it'll be Saddam Hussein All over again. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/mar/19/iraq Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 28 2013, 07:09 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 29 2013, 03:36 PM Post #187 |
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Rolf Harris My,how you embarass Tie your kangaroo down sport You have been caught. Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 30 2013, 06:11 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 30 2013, 06:10 AM Post #188 |
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David Cameron Turns his glamour on But gets no satisfaction With "NO!" vote on military action. |
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| rumbaba | Aug 30 2013, 10:40 AM Post #189 |
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You are on fire Riki
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| tafkaj | Aug 30 2013, 11:12 AM Post #190 |
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Ed Miliband Sticks his head in the sand; He craves popularity Over and above morality. |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 30 2013, 12:37 PM Post #191 |
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Aaron James Finch Made England flinch With sixes galore And a new record T20 international score. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 31 2013, 11:27 AM Post #192 |
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Diana Spencer Did "they" dispense her An SAS operation To fool the nation ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407571/Princess-Diana-SAS-murder-claim--mad-think-says-SUE-REID.html Edited by Rikiiboy, Aug 31 2013, 11:31 AM.
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| tafkaj | Aug 31 2013, 11:47 AM Post #193 |
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[Interestingly (to me, at least), Rikii, the name Spencer derives from the earlier Despenser, which itself derives from the role of King's storekeeper (effectively).] Nelson Mandela Is not a well fella; I wish the media Wouldn't rely on Wikipedia. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 31 2013, 06:10 PM Post #194 |
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Vladimir Putin Hints Obama shoudn't put the boot in Utter rubbish that Syria Would create such hysteria. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 1 2013, 08:05 AM Post #195 |
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Barack Obama A little calmer Going to congress Makes time to digress. Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 1 2013, 08:06 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 1 2013, 04:11 PM Post #196 |
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Sir David frost He's lost He shut the big door At seventy four. Gareth Bale Like a fairy tale Eighty five point three million quid That Real Madrid bid. Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 1 2013, 07:51 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 2 2013, 05:13 PM Post #197 |
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Vince Cable Should put cards on table and please explain This Assad fiasco again. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/revealed-government-let-british-company-export-nerve-gas-chemicals-to-syria-8793642.html |
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| tafkaj | Sep 3 2013, 01:48 PM Post #198 |
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Michael Gove Found that Labour drove Him to unleash a foul-mouthed tirade - On such outbursts are reputations made. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 5 2013, 07:22 AM Post #199 |
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Greg Dyke You can say what you like England won't win the world cup While foreigners lock the premier league up. Wayne Rooney Going Looney And is going to try Operation for third eye. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/football-rooney-posts-picture-head-injury-165944935.html Roy Hodgson Is not trying to dodge son When he meets the press later he'll say "Only 32% of premier league can play" Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 5 2013, 08:06 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 5 2013, 07:30 PM Post #200 |
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Ian Duncan Smith Your welfare overhaul's a myth The universal credit aint working and The National Audit Office's smirking. |
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