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| rumbaba | Oct 19 2012, 12:47 PM Post #1 |
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The Prince of Wales often regales Government ministers with his buffoonery exposing himself to the risk of lampoonery |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 6 2013, 08:59 AM Post #201 |
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Tony Blair Thinks the UK doesn't care As over Syria we're hesitant And intervene he can't. Tony Blair Syria? we won't be there But....remembering they were in heaven Celebrating on the streets after 9/11. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=syrians%20celebrate%20after%209%2F11&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dvsq5ZRir-0k&ei=rKApUsCEHIvH7AbtqoHgCA&usg=AFQjCNE_JZwTonnvurMsjLlEh-Kt0DIaEA&sig2=qHtFL2Kbls5a-9SFPNtn2w&bvm=bv.51773540,d.ZG4 Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 6 2013, 09:32 AM.
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| tafkaj | Sep 7 2013, 11:33 AM Post #202 |
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Wayne Rooney Will find that soon he Has become a unicorn - They say that every minute one is born. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 8 2013, 09:29 AM Post #203 |
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Rolf Harris Is out on his arris His painting of our Liz Has suddenly lost it's fizz. Rolf Harris Portait gone from palace Back to the BBC Where it disappears mysteriously. Tokyo - Japan Get Olympics to plan Beating Istanbul and Madrid To twenty twenty bid. The Duke of York Is made to talk When the man in blue Asks "who the feck are you?" Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 8 2013, 09:45 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 8 2013, 03:08 PM Post #204 |
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I'm not sure why they would have been celebrating the events of "9/11" on 14 December 2012. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 9 2013, 08:34 AM Post #205 |
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(Sandy Hook,tickle??????) George Osborne Of Lib-Con spawn The UK is turning a corner? They say there's on born every minute,err? Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 9 2013, 08:36 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 9 2013, 02:37 PM Post #206 |
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Ed Miliband Living in cloud cuckoo land GMB's Kenny has no doubt EM's decisions made up after night out. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 11 2013, 09:46 PM Post #207 |
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Vladimir Putin Lets his mouth do the shootin' Showing Obama he's a canny bloke Delivering a Syrian master stroke. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 13 2013, 02:27 PM Post #208 |
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Victoria Newton Has got her Sun day suit on It's not the news of the world That has got her toes uncurled. Angela Merkel The old Turtle Is sticking her neck out again and leading the polls,it's plain. Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 13 2013, 02:36 PM.
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| tafkaj | Sep 14 2013, 12:42 PM Post #209 |
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Vladimir Putin Wants no shootin'; Two-faced git - He left Georgia, Chechnya and Ingushetia in the shit. |
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| rumbaba | Sep 17 2013, 01:09 PM Post #210 |
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Nick Clegg is like a square tory peg in a round liberal hole now that he has sold his soul |
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| tafkaj | Sep 17 2013, 01:16 PM Post #211 |
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Manu Tuilagi Is likely to hang -he Made a fool Of a PM trying to look cool. Bunny ears, not funny ears ... |
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| rumbaba | Sep 17 2013, 01:40 PM Post #212 |
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Doc Wu where are you? If anyone asks, I will say you are writing a play |
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| tafkaj | Sep 17 2013, 01:59 PM Post #213 |
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Messageboard Peta Likes a fajita, Which is why she's leaving to go To, amongst other places, Mexico. Another host bites the dust ... |
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| rumbaba | Sep 18 2013, 01:10 PM Post #214 |
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The Aga Khan was a big fan of horses for courses |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 20 2013, 12:05 PM Post #215 |
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Bill Walker Not much of a talker Has no excuse Gets twelve months for abuse. Gordon Brown Tried to bring Blair down Then got a fixed frown From the thorny crown. Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 20 2013, 12:09 PM.
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| rumbaba | Sep 20 2013, 12:33 PM Post #216 |
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Damien McBride has no self-respect or pride Anything for a quick buck so what the ...? |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 20 2013, 10:19 PM Post #217 |
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Godfrey Bloom Is suffering from gloom Women activists are sluts? Yea and you're a putz. |
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| tafkaj | Sep 21 2013, 11:09 AM Post #218 |
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Nigel Farage Is givin' it large 'Bout Geoffrey Bloom, For whom he no longer has any room. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 22 2013, 04:20 PM Post #219 |
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Ed Milliband To make a stand But curbs on non EU immigration Will not improve unemployment situation. |
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| rumbaba | Sep 23 2013, 01:36 PM Post #220 |
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Angela Merkel looks a bit like Studs Terkel She is on a mission to form a coalition Edited by rumbaba, Sep 23 2013, 01:38 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 24 2013, 06:55 AM Post #221 |
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Samantha Lethwaite Filled with hate Met her evil fate In Kenya's Westgate....... |
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| tafkaj | Sep 24 2013, 02:37 PM Post #222 |
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Damien McBride Tells us he lied On Gordon's behalf - Like we didn't already know ... You've got to laugh! Edited by tafkaj, Sep 28 2013, 11:38 AM.
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| rumbaba | Sep 25 2013, 12:47 PM Post #223 |
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Damien McBride floats with the tide it's his own fault if everything he says is taken with a pinch of salt |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 26 2013, 12:01 PM Post #224 |
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April Jones Your coffin bears no bones We've Mark Bridger instead Inside, untill he's dead? |
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| rumbaba | Sep 26 2013, 12:35 PM Post #225 |
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Edited by rumbaba, Sep 26 2013, 12:35 PM.
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| tafkaj | Sep 28 2013, 11:41 AM Post #226 |
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Bill Gates Apparently hates Ctrl+Alt+Del - He wanted a single button to achieve the same feat. Ctrl+Alt+Del ... Edited by tafkaj, Oct 5 2013, 11:45 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 30 2013, 01:51 PM Post #227 |
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George Osborne Blows his big horn For job seekers allowance learn street cleaning and kow-tow ance. |
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| rumbaba | Sep 30 2013, 10:07 PM Post #228 |
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George Osborne was born with a silver spoon in his mouth but has the temerity to tell the rest of us that we need more austerity |
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| rumbaba | Sep 30 2013, 10:20 PM Post #229 |
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Theresa May Wore a suit that was grey what happened to the Thunderbirds Jacket? I suppose she forgot to pack it |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 1 2013, 09:23 AM Post #230 |
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Michael Gove Will not solve The teacher's dispute With a heavy boot. President Obama Heralds more drama As Obamacare situation Shuts down US nation. Boris Johnson Sports pudding basin haircut on Says him and Dave make a good team Dream on me old Bullingdon sunbeam. Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 1 2013, 09:47 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 1 2013, 12:48 PM Post #231 |
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Nigel Farage Gives it Large When talking Democracy It doesn't mean Brussels Bureaucracy Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 1 2013, 12:55 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 1 2013, 01:08 PM Post #232 |
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Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Amiable, jocular alumnus of Eton, Will he with bravura hale and hearty, Succeed Dave as leader of the Tory Party? Edited by dai Cottomy, Oct 1 2013, 01:09 PM.
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| rumbaba | Oct 1 2013, 01:42 PM Post #233 |
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Nigel Farage unleashed a barrage of abuse at Bill Cash at a Tory conference fringe bash Iain Duncan Smith is rumoured not to get along with George Osborne, who says that he gets on his wick because he's a bit thick |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 1 2013, 07:49 PM Post #234 |
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John McCririck Gets shown the big stick he'll get no more Off channel 4. John McCririck Behaves like a p***k His pantomime behaviour No longer his saviour John McCririck Is now feeling sick His head shakes so much His neck needs a crutch..... |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 2 2013, 10:45 AM Post #235 |
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Neil Kinnock Behaves like pillock Drives Fulham fans round the bend and gets moved to the Putney end. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 3 2013, 04:32 AM Post #236 |
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Manuel Pellegrini Had better cause a scene he Should get Hart's bags packed Else he too will be sacked. Michael Jackson Ain't coming back son Not guilty AEG live They will survive. E ON E gone over 60's to freeze In new price squeeze.
Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 3 2013, 04:36 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 3 2013, 08:03 PM Post #237 |
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John Bercow No parking know how As arrogant toff Tries to knock bumper off. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 8 2013, 02:29 PM Post #238 |
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Chloe Smith Perpetuates the myth That she's not a true Tory - She's not old and hoary. Edited by tafkaj, Oct 15 2013, 01:34 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 9 2013, 08:59 AM Post #239 |
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Jack Wilshere Hear! hear! Englishmen for England? Yes! that'll be grand. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 10 2013, 10:02 AM Post #240 |
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S S E Milk Energy Eight point two percent rise Really! no suprise. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 10 2013, 06:48 PM Post #241 |
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Immigration bill Aint working still Stop yakking Send 'em packing! |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 12 2013, 03:01 PM Post #242 |
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Adrian Chiles Given piles As Polish wisecrack Leads to PC attack.
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 14 2013, 01:15 PM Post #243 |
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George Osborne Blows his horn Announcing today New Chinese takeaway. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 15 2013, 09:17 AM Post #244 |
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David Cameron Polishes his grammar on E U red tape For 'ealth an' safety escape. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 15 2013, 12:18 PM Post #245 |
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Strongly disagreed with the preacher, Whose ideas he found mediaeval - But now he's beyond good and evil. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 15 2013, 12:26 PM Post #246 |
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No one was more sour Than Arthur Schopenhauer; With his inferiors he put on airs And kicked his housemaid down the stairs. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 15 2013, 01:40 PM Post #247 |
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Friedrich Nietzsche Could certainly teach yer About the coming Superman - Who knew he was a comicbook fan? |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 15 2013, 10:01 PM Post #248 |
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No one could ever inveigle Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Into offering the slightest apology For his book on Phenomenology |
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| rumbaba | Oct 15 2013, 10:51 PM Post #249 |
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Ludwig Wittgenstein didn't like wine I don't know why but he preferred a pork pie |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 16 2013, 01:31 AM Post #250 |
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Soren Kierkegaard Thought gloomily and hard Suffered from bad breath. His last work was Sickness Unto Death. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 16 2013, 09:35 AM Post #251 |
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Roy Hodgson Good god son You left it rather late But we,re keeping that Rio date. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 17 2013, 09:35 AM Post #252 |
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Barack Obama Reappears calmer As he openns U S door For business once more. George Osborne Has his mind gorn? Says yes please To nuclear Chinese. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24561325 Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 17 2013, 12:22 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 17 2013, 06:54 PM Post #253 |
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David Cameron Hears clamour on Big six price hike And says switch if we like. (where else can we go Dave?) |
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| rumbaba | Oct 17 2013, 07:59 PM Post #254 |
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Quite! |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 18 2013, 12:59 PM Post #255 |
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Jeremy Browne Is now out and down Feeling rather bereft As other's trollies pull to left. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 19 2013, 06:37 AM Post #256 |
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Adam Sweater? Dave's read your letter But he doesn't get the gist Of the ragged trousered philanthropist. Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 19 2013, 06:50 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 19 2013, 11:02 AM Post #257 |
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Marie Antoinette, for heaven's sake Only told the poor to feed on cake Now Ed Davey has gone one better, Telling us to put on an extra sweater |
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| tafkaj | Oct 19 2013, 12:25 PM Post #258 |
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Sally Bercow Has sunk so low That she now gives the finger To journalists who linger. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 19 2013, 10:44 PM Post #259 |
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Alex Salmond Of Scotland he's fond But Scotland's time is now Ain't working somehow? Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 19 2013, 10:45 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 20 2013, 07:14 PM Post #260 |
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Elizabeth Truss Tells Clegg not to fuss Some lib dems don't buy free schools And want to change the rules. |
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| tafkaj | Oct 22 2013, 01:59 PM Post #261 |
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David Beckham Was likely to wreck 'em So Fergie got rid Of the prima donna kid. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 22 2013, 06:57 PM Post #262 |
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Sir John Major Tory poverty war wager Calls for energy windfall tax And fat cat profit claw backs. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 23 2013, 03:31 PM Post #263 |
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William and Kate Kept their date Drowning prince George With the Queen's applause. David Cameron Drops the hammer on Green energy tax And gets Liberals on Tory backs. Union boss Causes Grangemouth loss As refusal to make a cut Results in plant being shut. Andrew Mitchell He's a witch he'll Have those pleb coppers bent over And butter 'em with clover... Meanwhile at the palace.... Ian Holloway Well he gorraway He said "I can't do it" And then he quit... ![]() Pat Rafferty Made Huge gaff has he? May yet eat humble pie Or watch Grangemouth die. Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 23 2013, 10:15 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 24 2013, 03:33 PM Post #264 |
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Maddie McCann A new search plan As Portuguese police Investigations increase. Kate and Gerry Were making merry As poor Maddie Was snatched by a baddie. Alan Davies Couldn't save his 13 k up the Creek Fined for retext speak. Jim Ratcliffe Handles striker's tiff All now going as planned Unionists eating out of his hand? Sir Alex Ferguson May splurge on you son But now it's fair game To milk any player's name...
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 25 2013, 03:28 PM Post #265 |
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Ian Duncan-Smith In welfare managing tiff With old John Major The road cone sager. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 25 2013, 07:13 PM Post #266 |
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Jack Straw Stands for election no more After twenty fifteen He'll be another has been. Ray Teret He's gonna gerrit Savile's dead So they've got him instead. Nick and Dave Having a rave Dave wants roll back Nick gives no slack. Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 25 2013, 10:51 PM.
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| tafkaj | Oct 26 2013, 11:06 AM Post #267 |
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Ray Teret Even looks like a ferret; Girls, would you want him to touch you, When he looks more likely to cut you? |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 26 2013, 07:56 PM Post #268 |
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Kadir Nurman You we're the spur man Coming out the boozer was never drab With extra chilli sauce on a kebab. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 27 2013, 11:03 PM Post #269 |
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Gareth Bale Already up for resale As Real Madrid Already want to get rid. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 28 2013, 12:10 PM Post #270 |
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"Storm brings down crane On cabinet office" they complain Surely we all deride All the wind's inside. Lou Reed Has gone indeed He had his walk on the wildside As he now takes his last ride. Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 28 2013, 12:15 PM.
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| tafkaj | Oct 28 2013, 12:24 PM Post #271 |
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Lou Reed Was lucky, indeed; When he talked about "all the coloured girls" He wasn't attacked by those PC churls. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 28 2013, 10:15 PM Post #272 |
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Michael Fish? Be careful for what you wish As I'll say I beg your pardon As today a tree fell in his garden. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 29 2013, 12:30 PM Post #273 |
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Ross Brawn Seeks new dawn As contract ends With Mercedes Benz. Sharon Shoesmith Wins employment tiff And has six hundred grand In her welcoming hand. Jeremy Hunt Fails in hospital stunt Lacking power to attack In hospital cut back. Edited by Rikiiboy, Oct 29 2013, 12:42 PM.
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| tafkaj | Oct 29 2013, 02:42 PM Post #274 |
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Ross Brawn Will tend his lawn Now he's leaving Mercedes - Or he could chase the ladies. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 31 2013, 06:56 PM Post #275 |
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Rebekah Brooks Cooked the books? Coulson knew About the stew? |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 1 2013, 09:32 AM Post #276 |
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Kirsty Wark She can Talk From October chiller To Halloween thriller. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24768436 R B S ? Still in a mess Does a 38b ring fence Make any sense ? James Anderson It aint propaganda son That fancy Jaguar Nicked for speeding,in the bag you are! Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 1 2013, 05:02 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 2 2013, 11:02 AM Post #277 |
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Martin O Neil Signs Irish team deal With Roy Keane To make 'em mean. Hakimullah Mehsud He was up to no good Now an unmanned drone Knocks him off his throne. Paul Gambaccini Was arrested and in between he Was released and given bail We're without any fine detail. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 2 2013, 11:21 AM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 2 2013, 01:27 PM Post #278 |
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Roy Keane, Last seen With Adrian Chiles, Won't be creating many Irish smiles. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 4 2013, 05:42 PM Post #279 |
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Boris Johnson Has totally gone son He has a dream of Boris island We all wish he'd move to Thailand. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 4 2013, 10:31 PM Post #280 |
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Theresa May No matter what you say You'll know that it's true Mohammed Ahmed Mohamed made a burka out of you. Sven-Goran Eriksson You are just a relic son England no chance in 2014 ? Aint you got no boots to clean ? Sam Cameron Heaps the glamour on Sporting a sari For Dewali. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24810905 Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 4 2013, 10:46 PM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 5 2013, 03:14 PM Post #281 |
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Virtual Sweetie Turned up the heatie [wot?!] On those predatory gits And manipulative shits. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 6 2013, 10:39 AM Post #282 |
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Mark Byford He can certainly afford A life now much grander With his beeb one million backhander. Parliamentry mp's Are well known to sneeze And the cause of their snotty stuff Quite a few sniffs of free snuff. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24713932 Guy Fawkes We'd still be popping corks If you weren't such a knob and had completed the job. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 6 2013, 10:57 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 6 2013, 11:07 PM Post #283 |
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Portsmouth docks Job loss shocks Scottish workers win Till independence talks begin? |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 6 2013, 11:18 PM Post #284 |
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Yasser Arafat It's unestablished that Polonium death "more soap opera than science" Says Israel in defiance. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 6 2013, 11:19 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 7 2013, 01:35 PM Post #285 |
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Mullah Fazlullah Well glory hallelujah Another leader to reign With an evil religious campaign. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 8 2013, 06:54 PM Post #286 |
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Ken Dodd The last music hall bod Don't call him eccentric Or you'll get the tickling stick. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 9 2013, 07:28 PM Post #287 |
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The un-named marine? Yes! war is obscene Those who think it's a disgrace Should Have been in his place. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/shocking-suicide-toll-on-combat-veterans-1746475.html Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 9 2013, 07:39 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 10 2013, 10:34 AM Post #288 |
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy Fifty years gone no remedy Was it Lee Harvey Oswald Or is the real tale still untold ? |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 10 2013, 08:02 PM Post #289 |
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David Myers Strictly punter's tires After judges dislike He's on his bike. Nadhim Zahawi We're not stupid are we You might be paying back tax But your still on our backs. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 10 2013, 08:09 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 11 2013, 10:45 AM Post #290 |
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Sir John Major Has lost I'll wager As public school boys Make all the new noise. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24896266 |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 12 2013, 09:43 AM Post #291 |
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Margret Thatcher The get rich quick hatcher Her energy programme's complete As they're milking the poor a treat. ("Let's sell off the water" "-Do you really think we ought'er"? "-Well,it will do the trick" "-what of the poor"?-"ohh they're thick") Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 12 2013, 09:51 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 12 2013, 05:08 PM Post #292 |
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Monty Don Now Titchmarsh has gone Will be now letting all know About Chelsea flower show. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 13 2013, 06:54 PM Post #293 |
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John McCririck He got some stick As the tribunal got dirty He's on shanks's pony tommorow in the three thirty.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 14 2013, 05:43 PM Post #294 |
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Grace Jones Made britain's old bones Passed away at a hundred and thirteen Bermondsey's this years oldest queen. Nick Clegg Starts to beg That Roma immigration Wont upset nation. Boris Johnson What have you done son? As fifth cyclist killed in nine days On London's unsafe highways. Charles the third? It may yet be heard Happy birthday we're thinking For our one day new King? Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 14 2013, 05:59 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 14 2013, 11:33 PM Post #295 |
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Princess Anne As ever a riding fan And of course Wants one to eat horse. Frank Lampard Always try hard A super chap To get England gold cap. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 14 2013, 11:40 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 16 2013, 01:29 PM Post #296 |
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Sachin Tendulkar India's cricket super star Held the total admiration Of entire Hindu nation. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/24970365 Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 16 2013, 01:32 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 16 2013, 05:28 PM Post #297 |
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Irfaq Naz Was a little peeved as He had hammers, kitchen knives, a machete, a samurai sword , and a 950,000-volt stun gun To get David Cameron. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 16 2013, 05:29 PM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 19 2013, 03:05 PM Post #298 |
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Grace Jones Remembered the first phones; Thank goodness hula-hooping Wasn't exactly her thing. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 20 2013, 10:43 AM Post #299 |
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Paul Flowers Loses powers After splashing cash For rent boy thrash. Rob Ford Should fall on his sword After crack cocaine Has sh*gged his brain. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 20 2013, 10:50 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 20 2013, 07:32 PM Post #300 |
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Emma May Made to pay After cycle bashing tweet Gets her nicked a treat. Jeremy Paxman Be sure of the facts man As university challenge show Gives wrong answer we know. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 20 2013, 07:49 PM.
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