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| rumbaba | Oct 19 2012, 12:47 PM Post #1 |
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The Prince of Wales often regales Government ministers with his buffoonery exposing himself to the risk of lampoonery |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 21 2013, 11:37 AM Post #301 |
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Stuart Broad Gets Ozzy hoard As five wickets falls To his super balls.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 22 2013, 11:21 AM Post #302 |
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Paul Flowers Taking police station showers But... he' s not such a dope And not dropping his soap. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 22 2013, 11:22 AM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 25 2013, 12:01 PM Post #303 |
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[I'd have thought that's one of the very activities he would be engaging in, Rikii!] Michael Clarke Likes a lark; "Break yer arm" ... ? Next time you're in England, cobber, I wouldn't venture into Birmingham's Australian Bar - you might find that you come to not a little harm! Jonathan Trott Is, apparently, not Not very well - And, in any case, those gobby Aussies don't 'alf smell. Edited by tafkaj, Nov 30 2013, 12:37 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 29 2013, 07:43 PM Post #304 |
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Jimmy White Very nearly,might Got to six finals for snooker cup But always came runner up. Charles Saatchi Has got such a stash he Loses a million a year on assisstant's gear. Herbie Hide Locked up inside Feeling a heel After failed cocaine deal. Black Friday ASDA buy day Brings discount deals And shopper squeals. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 29 2013, 08:01 PM.
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| tafkaj | Nov 30 2013, 12:38 PM Post #305 |
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Nigella Lawson Got caught up with some whoreson Drug peddler, Which turned her into a money meddler. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 30 2013, 01:49 PM Post #306 |
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Sharon Osbourne Slackness gorn? Was very frightened But had vagina tightened. Rev Pat Storey Gets all the glory As first woman bishop To join mother ship. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 30 2013, 04:02 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 1 2013, 05:03 PM Post #307 |
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Theresa May Foiled again we say As Iza Muazu Is back to haunt you. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 2 2013, 10:14 PM Post #308 |
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David Cameron Doesn't enamour one With yes please In league with the Chinese. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 3 2013, 01:30 PM Post #309 |
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Tony Daley ( as has been kindly pointed out by Tafjaj,it's not Tony but Tom.) So they say he Bats both ways And,wants our praise. ( CORRECT! I do apologise Taf,I am a Villia fan too,so I should flippin'know better,still dyslexia comes to us all,innit. )
Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 3 2013, 04:38 PM.
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| tafkaj | Dec 3 2013, 02:26 PM Post #310 |
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Tony Daley Used to playee For Aston Villa; He never dived off a ten-metre pillar. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 4 2013, 04:16 PM Post #311 |
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Nigella Lawson Has had her claws on Plenty cocaine She admits again? |
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| rumbaba | Dec 4 2013, 04:30 PM Post #312 |
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Tom Daley announced gaily he no longer wants to pretend that he doesn't have a boyfriend |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 4 2013, 11:12 PM Post #313 |
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Boris Johnson His brain has gone son He gives his brain a rest After failing IQ test. Boris Johnson What you on son Did your daddy waste his cash With edumicated trash? Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 4 2013, 11:16 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 5 2013, 09:22 AM Post #314 |
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Boxer the horse Went to the knacker of course George Osborne he forgot to mention It'll soon be seventy to get your pension.. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 5 2013, 06:47 PM Post #315 |
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Ed Balls Busts his smalls Goes red in the face Putting Osborne in his place? |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 5 2013, 11:20 PM Post #316 |
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Nelson Mandela Tata,freedom seller The king of unification For a rainbow nation. Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 5 2013, 11:21 PM.
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| tafkaj | Dec 6 2013, 12:44 PM Post #317 |
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Neslon Mandela, A hell of a fella; It's grossly unfair That we're now only left with the likes of Blair. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 7 2013, 03:41 PM Post #318 |
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David Moyes What's all that noise? Ohh! it's the toon army 0-1 and they're going barmy. David Moyes Loses poise But after 41 year wait Newcastle feel great. Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 7 2013, 04:36 PM.
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| rumbaba | Dec 9 2013, 10:20 AM Post #319 |
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Sam Allerdyce, it's not very nice to be facing the drop maybe you should get the chop |
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| tafkaj | Dec 10 2013, 02:33 PM Post #320 |
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Tulisa Contostavlos, If jailed, would be no great loss; I you deal in cocaine You must be insane. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 10 2013, 03:43 PM Post #321 |
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Len Goodman is a roast beef and Yorkshire pud man but Abbey Clancy prefers something more fancy |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 12 2013, 05:02 PM Post #322 |
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Her majesty the Queen Causes quite a scene With furious reaction To nut pilfering distraction. Alan Watts We hope he rots ASDA carpark killer Gets five years in chiller. John Terry Feels extra merry As bargain hunter Is poundworld punter... Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 12 2013, 05:56 PM.
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| tafkaj | Dec 14 2013, 01:06 PM Post #323 |
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Abby Clancy Is quite dancey, But Peter Crouch Just lies on the couch. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 16 2013, 03:02 PM Post #324 |
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AVB can't seem to see that a three year plan is no good if, in the meantime, your team is going down the pan |
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| tafkaj | Dec 17 2013, 02:54 PM Post #325 |
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AVB Reminds me Of a minister Who, promoted way beyond his capabilities, comes across as somewhat sinister. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 18 2013, 07:53 AM Post #326 |
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Ronnie Biggs Checks out his digs It's funeral clobber For great train robber.... |
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| rumbaba | Dec 18 2013, 01:55 PM Post #327 |
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Miley Cyrus looks like she's is suffering from a virus with her alarming jerking which she calls 'twerking' |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 18 2013, 07:03 PM Post #328 |
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Ian Watkins Lost prophet begins A long 35 years To hide from his peers. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 19 2013, 08:43 PM Post #329 |
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Malky Mackay It's time to up and away Resign get your bags packed Or just wait to be sacked? David Cameron Uses no posh grammar on Getting right down and murky With his xmas Ed Balls turkey... Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 19 2013, 08:56 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 20 2013, 06:38 AM Post #330 |
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Tonight from the Apollo Brings plenty of sorrow As night on the town Brings the roof down.... Kieth Vaz Getting aerated as GP's aid drug habits With prescription tablets.... Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 20 2013, 07:22 AM.
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| rumbaba | Dec 20 2013, 11:24 AM Post #331 |
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Malky MacKay bye bye Mr Tan is a very hard man |
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| rumbaba | Dec 20 2013, 03:07 PM Post #332 |
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The Grillos should have used their company credit cards to buy soap powder and brillos instead they were buying luxury goods. Francesca said that Nigella allowed 'er - why? because she wanted to keep her powder dry |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 22 2013, 12:34 AM Post #333 |
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Vincent Tan May be a successful businessman, But when it comes to football He knows bugger all. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 23 2013, 07:11 AM Post #334 |
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Graeme Swann Yep! he's gone "Up their own backsides" His former mates he derides.... |
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| tafkaj | Dec 23 2013, 12:25 PM Post #335 |
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Santa Claus Doesn't use doors, Preferring instead Chimneys and a suit of red |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 23 2013, 06:10 PM Post #336 |
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Mikhail Kalashnikov From his perch has dropped off He never liked to mention How many people were killed by his invention |
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| tafkaj | Dec 28 2013, 01:42 PM Post #337 |
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Mikhails Kalashnikov And Baryshnikov, Both great Russian exports, But both engendering very different thoughts. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 2 2014, 11:18 AM Post #338 |
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David Moyes Throws down his toys Stamps his feet And blames Webb for defeat... |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 3 2014, 07:40 PM Post #339 |
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Nick Griffin Has wings clippin' No politics to disrupt As he's declared bankrupt. |
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| tafkaj | Jan 4 2014, 12:41 PM Post #340 |
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Michael Clarke Has played off the park Alastair Cook's team, Who should now return to Cheam. Edited by tafkaj, Jan 4 2014, 12:41 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 7 2014, 08:51 AM Post #341 |
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Theo Walcott World cup hopes shot Knee injury pest Means six months rest. |
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| tafkaj | Jan 7 2014, 03:55 PM Post #342 |
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Theo Walcott, He is not All he should be, Because of his injured knee. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 8 2014, 10:49 AM Post #343 |
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David Moyes Fails with big boys Blaming referees As he feels the squeeze. |
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| rumbaba | Jan 8 2014, 11:59 AM Post #344 |
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David Moyes throws his toys out of the pram and blames the match officials' lack of proficiency for his team's deficiency Edited by rumbaba, Jan 10 2014, 11:28 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 9 2014, 06:59 AM Post #345 |
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Sam Allardyce Has gonads in vice As Man C six nil hammering Leaves him stammering |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 9 2014, 08:49 AM Post #346 |
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Chris Smalling Costume appalling Using too much aplomb Dressed as a bomb. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 10 2014, 05:42 PM Post #347 |
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David Moyes Stop that noise His barrage gets FA misconduct charge. |
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| tafkaj | Jan 11 2014, 12:54 PM Post #348 |
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Benedict Cumberbatch Might hurt his lumber, natch; He's a flexible actor, So injury might become a factor. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 11 2014, 03:44 PM Post #349 |
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Ariel Sharon Has finally gone Loved by a few And well hated too. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 13 2014, 03:38 PM Post #350 |
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Mikhail Kalashnikov Feared his weapon going off And spent years up to the hilt Wracked with guilt. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25709371 |
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| rumbaba | Jan 14 2014, 12:05 PM Post #351 |
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Francois Hollande is very fond of having affairs but, in France, nobody cares |
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| tafkaj | Jan 14 2014, 03:00 PM Post #352 |
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[That's what they'd have us believe, rum, but it ain't true - they LAP it up!] Lt Columbo Brooked no mumbo-jumbo; He'd solve any crime Given enough time. |
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| rumbaba | Jan 15 2014, 02:08 PM Post #353 |
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Maybe Taf but I needed something to rhyme with 'affairs' ![]() Bernard Levin died and went to Heaven but got kicked out, the silly sod for constantly arguing with God |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 15 2014, 06:03 PM Post #354 |
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Jeremy Paxman Likes to to play axe man He no longer looks weird Having shaved off his beard |
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| tafkaj | Jan 17 2014, 12:20 PM Post #355 |
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Michaela Tabb Could work in my lab Any time she likes - But I'd never get any work done - YIKES!
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 20 2014, 07:53 AM Post #356 |
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Screaming Lord Sutch He taught them so much The monster raving loony party Are now in number ten me hearty. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 20 2014, 07:55 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 20 2014, 08:57 PM Post #357 |
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Lord Rennard He's a card? Suspended by the Lib Dems For that which they condemns. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 21 2014, 01:41 AM Post #358 |
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Nick Clegg Blows his keg As groping peer Begins to leer. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 21 2014, 09:58 AM Post #359 |
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David Beckham Goes to Peckham And his course is Only fools and horses. Bridget Harris Protects her 'Arri's If groping peer Gets too near. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 21 2014, 10:01 AM.
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| tafkaj | Jan 21 2014, 03:23 PM Post #360 |
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Lord Rennard Thinks he's hard For groping policy nerds And gorgeous Lib-Dem birds ... [Oh - did I say that out loud ... ?] |
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| rumbaba | Jan 21 2014, 09:24 PM Post #361 |
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Nick Clegg has a face-covered in egg from trying to tackle the latest Lib Dem debacle |
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| rumbaba | Jan 21 2014, 09:25 PM Post #362 |
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Lord Rennard Thinks he's Elmore Leonard but he is nowhere near as cool he's just a sad, pervy old fool |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 22 2014, 02:35 PM Post #363 |
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Dave Lee Travis Liked to have his Quick fondle of breasts A reporter protests. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 22 2014, 11:11 PM Post #364 |
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Man united Unexcited Moyes pain Sunderland gain. David Moyes No more ploys As fans scatter He Sends for Mata. Jose Mourinho He no gringo He feel no wrench Selling player who don't make bench? Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 23 2014, 12:11 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 23 2014, 05:47 AM Post #365 |
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Mike Hancock What a shock? Misconduct towards a female ? His name tells the tale. |
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| tafkaj | Jan 25 2014, 12:44 PM Post #366 |
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Juan Mata, Mad as a hatter - Why leave Chelsea To join poor old Moyesy? |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 25 2014, 06:24 PM Post #367 |
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Ed Balls Higher tax income calls New fifty P rate OK For those earning over one fifty K? Francois Hollande Has got a new blonde Trierweiler split Wont hurt a bit. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 25 2014, 06:31 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 30 2014, 02:57 PM Post #368 |
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DJ Travis Says he didn't have his Wicked way No matter what those women say. Ed Balls No crystal balls As name calling joke Makes him choke. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 30 2014, 02:59 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 2 2014, 08:37 AM Post #369 |
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and another suffering from the bucket/bouquet syndrome? Michael Gove Heavens above What a shame? He can't pronounce his own name. Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 2 2014, 09:23 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Feb 2 2014, 01:59 PM Post #370 |
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Michael Gove Seems a very odd cove. Is he a governor Or just a Job's comforter? |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 6 2014, 11:41 AM Post #371 |
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William Roache Beyond reproach As five women claiming rapes Taste sour grapes. Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 6 2014, 05:17 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 6 2014, 04:38 PM Post #372 |
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Bob Crow Eastender I know Ticket office defender And BJ offender. PC Mike Baillon Proves that an assail on Old pensioner's range rover Pays 430 grand hand over. Kieth Wallace,plebgate Today heard his fate For telling a porkie pie Will in nick for twelve months lie. Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 6 2014, 05:03 PM.
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| rumbaba | Feb 7 2014, 03:39 PM Post #373 |
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David Starkey is unpleasant and narky to audience, panel and chair I wonder why he's there? |
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| tafkaj | Feb 8 2014, 12:36 PM Post #374 |
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Keith Wallis Joined the police (Irish pronunciation!) To bring down a government - Now he's enjoying a year's internment. |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 8 2014, 04:14 PM Post #375 |
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Mark Harper Should've been sharper Employing an illegal cleaner Is a misdemeanour. Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 8 2014, 04:21 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 13 2014, 02:23 PM Post #376 |
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Dave Lee Travis Did not have his Wicked way So the jurors say. |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 19 2014, 07:52 AM Post #377 |
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John Bercow Please stop it now! Of yobbery and public school twittishness Let's have a whole lot less. |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 19 2014, 10:46 AM Post #378 |
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Bank Chief Mark Carney Doesn't give us blarney He tells it like it is 'Cos a financial wiz is what he is Edited by dai Cottomy, Feb 19 2014, 10:48 AM.
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| rumbaba | Feb 19 2014, 11:58 AM Post #379 |
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Doc Wu I will meet you and your daughter on Saturday When I go to see your play |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 19 2014, 10:46 PM Post #380 |
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Arsene Wenger Feeling tender As Bayern Munich Makes him sick. |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 19 2014, 11:17 PM Post #381 |
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Mr Blair Back in media stare As Rebekah Brooks More guilty looks? |
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| dai Cottomy | Feb 20 2014, 01:46 AM Post #382 |
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Re: Tony Blair Let's be fair The advice that she got Wasn't worth a lot |
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| tafkaj | Feb 22 2014, 01:00 PM Post #383 |
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"Re: Tony Blair Let's be fair" ... ? No - GO! |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 1 2014, 06:06 PM Post #384 |
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Alan Pardew You lump of lard you Sent off for the sin Of butting in? |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 3 2014, 08:31 AM Post #385 |
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Oscar Pistorius Is now notorious The athlete on springs In court now sings? |
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| tafkaj | Mar 3 2014, 12:25 PM Post #386 |
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Alan Pardew - So, you think you're hard, d'you? Use your head Before you end up dead. |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 17 2014, 07:39 PM Post #387 |
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Clarissa Dickson Wright Used to like to get tight No pudding or main course Just plenty of the sauce. |
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| tafkaj | Mar 18 2014, 02:58 PM Post #388 |
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Clarissa Dickson Wright Has said her last 'Goodnight'; Perhaps we can now all concentrate On losing weight. |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 9 2014, 03:14 PM Post #389 |
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Maria Miller Tax chiller An enormous distraction And resignation action. |
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| Caro | Apr 9 2014, 09:44 PM Post #390 |
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The little Prince George With his parents forge A trip to NZ Where he's feted, fondled and fed. |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 10 2014, 06:06 AM Post #391 |
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David Moyes Brings others joys And brand new hope Now Man U has a dope. |
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| tafkaj | Apr 12 2014, 12:29 PM Post #392 |
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Caro Has a perspective narrow; She's posting on here Even though two future kings are near! |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 22 2014, 08:54 AM Post #393 |
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David Moyes Now full of joys After Man U sacking Compensation's cracking! Edited by Rikiiboy, Apr 22 2014, 08:56 AM.
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| tafkaj | Apr 26 2014, 12:09 PM Post #394 |
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Cyril Smith Created the myth Of being a cheery chappy That kept the Lib-dem leadership happy. |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 28 2014, 06:06 AM Post #395 |
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Stephen Gerrard? Well... he fell hard Then Chelsea stole The opening goal. HS 2 I'm anti are you? It's like turning the clocks back Transport,on a fixed track? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27184269 Edited by Rikiiboy, Apr 28 2014, 07:21 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 29 2014, 06:29 AM Post #396 |
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Anne Maguire Didn't get to retire Murdered on the job By a mindless yob? |
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| rumbaba | Apr 29 2014, 12:35 PM Post #397 |
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Nigel Farage will need to wear camouflage and a tin hat it he goes back to Scotland, where everybody thinks he's a twat |
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| tafkaj | Apr 29 2014, 01:38 PM Post #398 |
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Anne Maguire Lit the fire Of learning in kids, giving them the bug - Well, in all except for one useless, mindless thug. |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 29 2014, 08:46 PM Post #399 |
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Vince Cable Is unstable And defending royal mail sale price With gonads in vice. |
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| dai Cottomy | May 1 2014, 03:36 PM Post #400 |
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Dear old Jezza Paxman He's a bit of an axe man We'll really miss the sight Of him presenting Newsnight |
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