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| rumbaba | Oct 19 2012, 12:47 PM Post #1 |
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The Prince of Wales often regales Government ministers with his buffoonery exposing himself to the risk of lampoonery |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 25 2014, 06:51 PM Post #501 |
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David Mellor Grumpy fella Had a go at a cabbie While feeling crabby. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 28 2014, 02:14 PM Post #502 |
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Andrew Mitchell This little glitch'll Soon pass you by Just pay the two million and don't cry. Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 28 2014, 02:21 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 1 2014, 11:01 PM Post #503 |
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Gordon Brown Is stepping down Thanks Gordo For the superman underwear show. Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 1 2014, 11:12 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 2 2014, 06:53 AM Post #504 |
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Tony Blair? He's still there But trying hard Grimacing on his Christmas card. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 3 2014, 06:49 PM Post #505 |
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Nick Clegg Get your cap out and beg 'cus' your useless with our money And it's no longer funny. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 4 2014, 05:16 AM Post #506 |
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Linda cook Has got the look As she grows her misstache For prostrate cancer cash. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-30308935 Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 4 2014, 05:20 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 8 2014, 12:34 PM Post #507 |
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Sir Elton John Whoooops! he's gone Red, after a fall Off his chair in the Albert Hall. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 9 2014, 03:48 PM Post #508 |
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Alx Salmond Wont break the bond With the sixty five grand He had in his hand. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/SNP/11281111/Alex-Salmond-refuses-to-repay-65000-golden-goodbye.html Sinead O'Connor Now has the honour Of joining Sinn Fein Nothing reminds me of you again. Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 9 2014, 04:24 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 11 2014, 10:36 PM Post #509 |
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The C I A Admit foul play George Bush didn't know About Guantanamo? LOL. Ed Milliband Has Labour's manifesto planned Re our national debt He ain't figured that out yet. Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 11 2014, 10:42 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 17 2014, 02:34 PM Post #510 |
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Reverend Libby Lane Has made a gain As the first female bishop With Stockport to dish up? |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 31 2014, 05:25 PM Post #511 |
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Dr Simon Campbell He has done damn well Knighted by the queen For erecting Phil's has been? |
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| rumbaba | Dec 31 2014, 08:21 PM Post #512 |
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Lady Butler-Sloss Wanted to be the boss of the enquiry into child abuse but, because she is so closely connected with 'The Establishment', she would have been no use Edited by rumbaba, Jan 2 2015, 11:03 AM.
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| rumbaba | Jan 13 2015, 01:28 PM Post #513 |
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Paolo Nutini had hair like Manuel Pelligrini but now it is rumoured his hair has been 'Joe-Strummered' Edited by rumbaba, Jan 13 2015, 01:28 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 14 2015, 06:42 PM Post #514 |
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Cameron and Milliband Won't take the TV stand Demanding the Greens Or Farage will make them has beens. Nigel Farage Likes giving it large As Dave and Ed Are both playing dead. The Green party Make the others all farty As Dave gets the hump While Ed fires off from his rump. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 14 2015, 06:48 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 17 2015, 11:19 PM Post #515 |
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Elliot Spencer No longer needs a censor He'll be alright He's Frying tonight! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 21 2015, 09:14 AM Post #516 |
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Chilcot? Yer what? What did you say? Nowt! yer've got to wait till after May! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 24 2015, 07:07 AM Post #517 |
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Cambridge united Are rather excited After red faced Van Gaal Fails to enthrall. Cambridge united Are feeling delighted Man U's failure to score Leaves yellows wanting more. Manchester United Questions are invited About the derision Over their failure to beat a team in the second division.
Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 24 2015, 07:14 AM.
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| rumbaba | Jan 24 2015, 03:19 PM Post #518 |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 24 2015, 06:03 PM Post #519 |
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Jose Mourinho Has nowhere to go. Will he dare show his face After such a disgrace? |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 5 2015, 11:35 PM Post #520 |
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Paul Gadd He's been really bad Now he'll get a new cell block Where he can rock around the clock? |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 8 2015, 11:52 PM Post #521 |
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Eddie Redmayne Gets BAFTA gain While Benedict Cumberbatch Is no match. |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 10 2015, 04:07 AM Post #522 |
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Samsung? Hold your tongue A telly with ears? The worst of your fears! HSBC! Please come and save me A few job from the taxman So I can relax man! Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 10 2015, 04:11 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 12 2015, 11:01 PM Post #523 |
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Paul Lambert What a squirt? Villa fans are showing elation Even though they're facing relegation! Fifty Shades? The drama fades As viewers warn There's not enough porn! Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 12 2015, 11:10 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 15 2015, 06:07 PM Post #524 |
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Ed Balls Will grab your smalls With no back down On tax evasion crack down! |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 17 2015, 08:19 PM Post #525 |
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Wayne Rooney Pretty soon he Will perfect his technique With the perfect dive of the week! Ed Milliband Will shake your hand If you get a receipt For kissing Balls' feet! Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 17 2015, 08:23 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 22 2015, 11:27 AM Post #526 |
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John Prescott Just like snot He's sticking to Milliband To give him a hand. |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 23 2015, 03:20 AM Post #527 |
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Rifkind and Straw Filmed by channel four Coming up to the plate For fake Chinese bait. Rifkind and Straw Have been asking for more Are filmed going astray For Chinese take away. Two knights of the realm Former leaders of the helm Deny any wrong doing Now the press are pursuing! Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 23 2015, 03:22 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 23 2015, 05:02 AM Post #528 |
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Bruce Forsythe What a life? Still celebrating at eighty seven With a pink panther, heaven? Rolf Harris Continues to embarrass He now loses his regalia As officer and Member of the Order of Australia. Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 23 2015, 05:45 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 24 2015, 06:56 PM Post #529 |
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Sir Malcolm Rifkind He has sinned From security committee chairman To I was totally unaware man! |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 26 2015, 07:30 PM Post #530 |
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Russell Crowe Off you go! We know your excited But you ain't buying Leeds United. |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 2 2015, 05:56 AM Post #531 |
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Jihadi John Where has all the other news gone? While we wage this one man war Other's are walking in and out our door. |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 6 2015, 06:48 AM Post #532 |
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Harrison Ford Is on the "fine" board After crashing his plane He's on the eighth hole again! |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 11 2015, 10:27 AM Post #533 |
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Jeremy Clarkson You're in the dark son As producer punch Puts you out to lunch. Jeremy Clarkson You'd better hark son It'll cost you dear Being stuck in bottom gear. Hammond and May Have their say May: it's not that serious Little voice Hammond: that's from both of us. Edited by Rikiiboy, Mar 11 2015, 04:42 PM.
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| rumbaba | Mar 11 2015, 04:19 PM Post #534 |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 15 2015, 03:43 PM Post #535 |
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Balls to the SNP Talking jocularly As Cameron prepares to abandon ship Unless he can be rescued by UKIP? |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 25 2015, 05:14 PM Post #536 |
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Jeremy Clarkson You're out in the dark son With a boot up your rear You're out of top gear. Chris Evans Good heavens! Will I watch the new top gear? No fear! |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 25 2015, 06:42 PM Post #537 |
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Tony Hall You know stab all In sacking your biggest star We now know how dumb you are. |
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| rumbaba | May 5 2015, 12:54 PM Post #538 |
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Ed Milliband thought his campaign was too bland but most of the party want to disown his plan to cast the manifesto in stone |
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| rumbaba | May 5 2015, 07:48 PM Post #539 |
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Ed Miliband Ventured into no-mans-land With his tombstone and has to face It has left him between a rock and a hard place |
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| Rikiiboy | May 6 2015, 10:13 PM Post #540 |
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Ed Milliband Needs Sturgeon's hand If he wants to beat Dave He'll become Nicola's slave. |
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| Rikiiboy | May 8 2015, 03:37 PM Post #541 |
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Ed Milliband Fails to make a stand And his tablet of stone they say Is now up for sale on ebay. |
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| dai Cottomy | May 11 2015, 10:44 AM Post #542 |
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Hapless Ed Milliband Had his Custer's last stand Because the silly a**e Forgot the middle class |
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| Rikiiboy | May 12 2015, 11:27 AM Post #543 |
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Chuka Umunna We've heard a rumour That he wants the hot seat After the fledgling's defeat. |
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| Rikiiboy | May 12 2015, 10:28 PM Post #544 |
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Nigel Farage Back in charge After resignation slip Thrown out by UKIP. Theresa May Has her say Off she rants NO MORE MED MIGRANTS! Edited by Rikiiboy, May 12 2015, 10:43 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | May 17 2015, 02:28 PM Post #545 |
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When talking aboutl Farage You rhyme it with garage But from Hoxton to Harwich People call it a garridge Edited by dai Cottomy, May 17 2015, 02:31 PM.
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| Hugh Jampton | May 19 2015, 09:39 PM Post #546 |
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I'm trying to get back I find it hard tack But I have no lack Of herners to whack Edited by Hugh Jampton, May 19 2015, 09:40 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | May 24 2015, 08:24 AM Post #547 |
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63% Of Eire say Yes! we are gay Would that be your fanny nanny Or your bummy chummy? |
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| Rikiiboy | May 25 2015, 12:04 PM Post #548 |
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Nigel Farage Might well be at large Even stuck on a ridge But he still don't rhyme with fridge! Edited by Rikiiboy, May 25 2015, 12:06 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | May 28 2015, 07:07 AM Post #549 |
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Sepp Blatter What's the matter What's the score You're not singing anymore! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jun 16 2015, 07:02 PM Post #550 |
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Chris Evans? Good heavens! Is the new presenter we hear Of the all new Flop Gear. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jun 20 2015, 02:23 PM Post #551 |
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Cherie Blair Fails at health care Losing business trust As her company goes bust. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 2 2015, 07:16 AM Post #552 |
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Laura Bassett Knows how to ass it As semifinal stole With last minute own goal. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 2 2015, 10:28 PM Post #553 |
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Dustin Brown Dents Nadal's crown Ranked only one hundred and two Yet he still stuffed you! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 11 2015, 05:45 PM Post #554 |
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Queen Victoria Ooh! the euphoria As auctioned used pants demand Just over twelve grand. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 11 2015, 10:53 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 17 2015, 08:28 PM Post #555 |
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Fabian Delph Pleases himself But it'll be such a wrench Sitting on Man city's subs bench. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 18 2015, 12:18 AM Post #556 |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 18 2015, 10:31 PM Post #557 |
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http://sinsoriginals.proboards.com/thread/1960/stout-cortez-last-trump Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 18 2015, 10:46 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 19 2015, 06:33 AM Post #558 |
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Boris Johnson Comb your bonce son Listen to Osborne and May And throw that water cannon away! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 24 2015, 03:15 PM Post #559 |
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Fabian Delph Injures himself On debut poor thing He pulls a hamstring.
Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 24 2015, 03:17 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 26 2015, 09:35 PM Post #560 |
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Lord Sewel Has been a fool Filmed snorting hits With a fiver from a woman's tits! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 29 2015, 03:40 PM Post #561 |
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Walter Palmer Animal harmer He kills a lion with a crossbow So it can die nice and slow. Walter Palmer A dentist's drama Want to improve your bite With new lion's teeth you might? |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 1 2015, 01:19 PM Post #562 |
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Jeremy Clarkson Is out for a lark son Him, Hammond and May have gone To deliver parcels for Amazon. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 4 2015, 10:41 PM Post #563 |
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Sir Edward Heath What lurks beneath As cries of sexual exploitation Stun the nation! |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 4 2015, 10:45 PM Post #564 |
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George Osborne Your bloody brain's gorn Selling the RBS cheap is rotten And will ne'er be forgotten. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 5 2015, 06:26 PM Post #565 |
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Camila Batmanghelidjh Her dreams have turned to jelly kids company's doors are shut As business goes kaput. |
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| waiting4atickle | Aug 7 2015, 12:20 AM Post #566 |
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The 1st Duke of Clarence Lost his balance And fell in a butt of wine - Or so some people opine. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 22 2015, 04:58 PM Post #567 |
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Tom Jones He moans and groans He has no choice After being sacked from the voice. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 22 2015, 10:28 PM Post #568 |
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Jeremy Corbyn His name gets a daubin' Another left winger Squeezed in our political wringer. |
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| dai Cottomy | Aug 29 2015, 01:31 PM Post #569 |
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Rebekah Brooks With her striking looks Is back again To the incredulity of the Hacked Off Campaign |
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| Reg Chronotis | Sep 11 2015, 12:06 AM Post #570 |
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Harriet Harman Has oft led off alarmin' As an equal opportunist. (Did you know her daughter's a bassoonist?) Edited by Reg Chronotis, Sep 12 2015, 11:23 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 12 2015, 06:01 PM Post #571 |
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Jeremy Corbyn Is now absorbin' His role agin Cameron and Farage Now he's "left" in charge. The Labour party No more arty farty No more leaning to the right Goodnight Blairite! Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 12 2015, 10:09 PM.
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| Reg Chronotis | Sep 12 2015, 10:41 PM Post #572 |
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Ed Milliband Jerks his head from the sand And offers support to JC, because he thinks he ought to. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 13 2015, 08:26 PM Post #573 |
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Angela Merkel Turns turtle On her back and tits out As "border controls!" Germans shout. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 3 2015, 08:10 AM Post #574 |
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Chris Harper Mercer There ain't nothing worser Than a yank with a gun Killing students just for fun. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 3 2015, 10:16 PM Post #575 |
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Stuart Lancaster What a blooming disaster As England get wiped out His job must be in doubt! |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 5 2015, 12:08 AM Post #576 |
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Stuart Lancaster Led our boys to disaster Then sent them home to their mommas, To be known henceforth as Lancaster bombers. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 8 2015, 09:30 PM Post #577 |
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Jurgen Klopp King of the kop As Liverpool seal Three year deal. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 8 2015, 09:45 PM Post #578 |
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Vladimir Putin One out of ten for shootin' As rocket firing plan Misfires in Iran. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 20 2015, 06:42 AM Post #579 |
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Craig Joubert Causes Scottish hurt As wrong rugby penalty decision Shows up his lack of vision. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 21 2015, 10:23 PM Post #580 |
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Xi Jinping He makes Cameron sing With number ten's seal On one third Chinese ownership deal. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 27 2015, 11:19 AM Post #581 |
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(UK) Corbynisation Lacks realisation As he answers Syrian crisis revolution With an Obama question not a genuine solution. |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 30 2015, 11:47 PM Post #582 |
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Jeremy Corbyn Your name the press have been daubin' Now they have you by the throat Over the Syrian free vote? |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 15 2015, 10:41 AM Post #583 |
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Donald J Trump Is a bit of a chump Waving his hair like a banner All the rednecks cry 'hosanna!' |
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| rumbaba | Dec 15 2015, 10:56 AM Post #584 |
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Nice one Dai
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 17 2015, 04:25 PM Post #585 |
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José Mourinho Was the chosen one we know For Ambromovich to get rid Will now cost quite a few million quid. José Mourinho Had to be let go He to take the blame And leaves the bridge in shame. |
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| Rikiiboy | Dec 23 2015, 11:11 PM Post #586 |
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Van Gaal Boy! Can he snarl Man U are loosing but when asked why He walks telling the press to enjoy the wine and a mince pie.(goodbye!) Edited by Rikiiboy, Dec 24 2015, 08:37 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jan 28 2016, 04:45 PM Post #587 |
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Greg Dyke On yer bike Your overseeing the FA Has had it's day. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jan 28 2016, 04:45 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 2 2016, 06:41 AM Post #588 |
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Sir Terry Wogan Left his final slogan "Everything's alright old boy" We thank you and goodnight old boy! |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 16 2016, 08:27 PM Post #589 |
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David Cameron Is that camera on Because our European shout Is out out out! |
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 24 2016, 04:24 PM Post #590 |
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Cameron to Corbyn Put your clothes in your bin Come on me old fruit Get yourself a whistle and flute! Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 24 2016, 05:47 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Feb 27 2016, 05:47 PM Post #591 |
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Tony Blackburn Now it's your turn To be sacked by the BBC For not remembering their fantasy. Edited by Rikiiboy, Feb 27 2016, 05:47 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Mar 8 2016, 11:34 PM Post #592 |
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Claudio Ranieri Is looking increasingly cheery. The reason is easily deduced: His Foxes are ruling the roost. |
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| rumbaba | Mar 9 2016, 08:36 AM Post #593 |
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George Martin objected to fartin' and other impoliteness while recording was in progress Edited by rumbaba, Mar 9 2016, 08:37 AM.
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 9 2016, 11:39 PM Post #594 |
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Michael Gove By jove! Sharing Queen's brexit views May bring his own exit news? |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 18 2016, 11:05 PM Post #595 |
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Iain Duncan Smith Dispels the old myth By showing us he has the guts By resigning over disabled benefit cuts. Edited by Rikiiboy, Mar 18 2016, 11:13 PM.
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| rumbaba | Mar 20 2016, 12:15 AM Post #596 |
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Stephen Crabbe was eating a kebab when he heard he was replacing the dour former minister for punishing the poor |
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| dai Cottomy | Mar 21 2016, 12:01 PM Post #597 |
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Hapless George Osborne Looks quite forlorn Tried to woo the middle class But came a cropper, alack and alas! |
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 31 2016, 06:12 AM Post #598 |
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Donald Trump Gives other candidates the hump With all their hope now gone After getting farted on! |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 9 2016, 02:38 PM Post #599 |
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Justin Welby He now well be But a DNA test Reveals Anthony Montague Browne had been in that nest! |
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| Rikiiboy | Apr 10 2016, 08:21 AM Post #600 |
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David Cameron Now the Glamour's gone With Panamanian financial affairs Akin to the three bears! |
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