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| rumbaba | Oct 19 2012, 12:47 PM Post #1 |
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The Prince of Wales often regales Government ministers with his buffoonery exposing himself to the risk of lampoonery |
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| Rikiiboy | May 3 2016, 12:44 PM Post #601 |
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Claudio Ranieri A true visionary He made the dream come true For his Leicester boys in blue. |
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| Rikiiboy | May 3 2016, 02:30 PM Post #602 |
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Claudio Ranieri He's way beyond compare he Was five thousand to one But he still went and won! |
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| Rikiiboy | May 8 2016, 11:12 AM Post #603 |
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Sadiq Khan Like a fairy tale yarn From Tooting without a prayer To the London mayor! |
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| rumbaba | May 9 2016, 07:20 AM Post #604 |
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Zac Goldsmith Likes to promote the myth That he is something other than an underachieving, rich, posh dillitante Who's only previous 'job' was provided by his uncle and auntie |
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| rumbaba | May 9 2016, 02:26 PM Post #605 |
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Laura K I noticed today That the way you tell the story Is resolutely pro-tory |
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| rumbaba | May 9 2016, 02:29 PM Post #606 |
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Michael Gove has a mirror in an alcove so he can see the only person that doesn't think he is a complete twat |
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| rumbaba | May 9 2016, 02:31 PM Post #607 |
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Prince Harry can't find someone to marry because of the confusion caused by press intrusion |
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| dai Cottomy | May 12 2016, 03:14 PM Post #608 |
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H.M The Queen Is calm and serene Although not a prude She thinks Chinese officials "very rude" |
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| rumbaba | May 12 2016, 04:49 PM Post #609 |
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Mark Carney Has started a barney Over EU fears Upsetting the swivelled-eyed brexiteers Edited by rumbaba, May 12 2016, 04:50 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | May 15 2016, 10:30 AM Post #610 |
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Joe and Jake Boy! Was that a mistake They finished third From the bottom,that's absurd! |
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| Rikiiboy | May 15 2016, 04:28 PM Post #611 |
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Max Ver Stappen How did it happen? Schoolboy wins Spanish Gran Prix After Mercedes crashing spree! |
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| Rikiiboy | May 16 2016, 07:06 AM Post #612 |
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Manchester united Got over excited Now left with a red face Over fake bomb disgrace. |
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| rumbaba | May 16 2016, 08:03 PM Post #613 |
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Donald Trump got the hump And said Cameron should apologise for being rude |
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| Rikiiboy | Jun 4 2016, 07:28 AM Post #614 |
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Muhammad Ali Could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee He started out as Cassius Clay But fight in Vietnam? No way? |
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| Rikiiboy | Jun 16 2016, 09:08 PM Post #615 |
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Gareth Bale Boy did he fail He thought the Welsh had a bigger heart But they forgot about the last minute part. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 16 2016, 10:39 PM Post #616 |
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Gareth Bale Made Joe Hart flounder like a beached whale But it wasn't enough In the end our substitutes did their stuff |
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| rumbaba | Jun 17 2016, 08:32 PM Post #617 |
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Gianluigi Buffon Just goes on and on His hair is now shorter at the back But is still unnaturally black |
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| rumbaba | Jun 17 2016, 08:33 PM Post #618 |
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Mark Clattenburg Likes a slice of Battenberg Being a fan of gimmickry And asymmetry |
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| Rikiiboy | Jun 28 2016, 07:01 AM Post #619 |
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Roy Hodgson Has had his codged run And now finally resigned After Icelandic grind! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jun 28 2016, 09:12 PM Post #620 |
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Nigel Farage Gives the EU a barrage Reminding them how They're not laughing now! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jun 30 2016, 04:46 PM Post #621 |
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Michael Gove Has surely drove His former brexiteer Boris, to crying in his beer. Michael Gove Is cunning by Jove He gets Boris the geezer Like Julius Caesar. Theresa May Get Gove out the way But Leadsom,Fox and Crabb May also try and make a grab. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jun 30 2016, 05:40 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 4 2016, 03:12 PM Post #622 |
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Nigel Farage Is back at large With UKIP exit After EU brexit. Chris Evans Good heavens He leaves flop gear Good news we cheer! Oscar Pistorius Still looks victorious After stump walk manages to foil it With only six years for murder in toilet. Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 6 2016, 09:42 AM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 5 2016, 11:41 PM Post #623 |
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Sandro Botticelli Never had chance to go on the telly But his paintings have been so acclaimed He's sure to have done well on "You've Been Framed". |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 7 2016, 10:26 PM Post #624 |
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Michael Gove Watched as confidence dove After only forty eight votes He'd burnt his boats. May verses Leadsom Votes,she may need some Handbags at dawn More like a big yawn! Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 7 2016, 10:35 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 11 2016, 11:13 AM Post #625 |
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Andrea Leadsom Had kids and fed some But had to pull out of PM race After childless May disgrace. |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 12 2016, 10:38 AM Post #626 |
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Theresa May Some people say, While others retort "What rot!" As they think Theresa may not. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 12 2016, 10:14 PM Post #627 |
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David Cameron Has left the cat and the camera on And left a bottle of bolly at number ten to say Cheers to the new PM Theresa May |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 14 2016, 03:35 PM Post #628 |
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Stephen Crabb After stupid blab Is left vexing After sext texting. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 19 2016, 09:48 PM Post #629 |
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Angela Eagle Versus Smith and Corbyn the seagull Now she has dropped out of sight Leaving Corbyn to S**t on Smith from a great height! Edited by Rikiiboy, Jul 19 2016, 09:49 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 20 2016, 07:28 PM Post #630 |
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Theresa May At PM's question time today Made her debut choice Speaking in a Thatcheresque voice! |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 22 2016, 09:17 AM Post #631 |
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Donald Trump Gives the do gooders a thump As he ends nomination race Promising a wall for Whitehouse place. |
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| rumbaba | Jul 22 2016, 07:15 PM Post #632 |
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Politics is beyond satire now. The madness of brexit, which is wrecking our economy, Boris 'court jester' Johnson as foreign secretary and the possibility of a complete arsehole in the White House. I don't have the heart for it anymore. |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 27 2016, 08:19 AM Post #633 |
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Hillary Clinton Nominated for another stint on The Whitehouse couch What memories ? Ouch! |
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| Douglas | Aug 16 2016, 11:55 AM Post #634 |
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Nicola Sturgeon Has a great urge on To tell fanciful stories To discomfit the Tories. |
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| Douglas | Aug 17 2016, 10:41 PM Post #635 |
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Theresa May Wanted to stay But now she runs Brexit. Too bad if she wrecks it. |
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| Douglas | Aug 18 2016, 09:31 AM Post #636 |
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Donald Trump Gives me the hump. If he gets elected, I'll be very dejected. |
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| Douglas | Aug 18 2016, 09:32 AM Post #637 |
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Margaret Thatcher. There's been no-one to match her But Theresa May Might do it some day. |
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| Douglas | Aug 18 2016, 09:34 AM Post #638 |
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Boris Johnson Was singing his swan-song, Or so we thought But now look what he's got. |
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| Douglas | Aug 18 2016, 09:36 AM Post #639 |
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Vladimir Putin Has put the boot in To prop up Assad. How sad ! |
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| Douglas | Aug 19 2016, 10:38 AM Post #640 |
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Hillary Clinton Is spending a mint on Trying to persuade the floaters To turn out as her voters. |
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| Douglas | Aug 23 2016, 02:05 PM Post #641 |
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Mary Whitehouse Was excessively righteous. She sought to win laurels By improving our morals. |
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| Rikiiboy | Aug 29 2016, 09:45 PM Post #642 |
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Jeremy Taxman The sardonic axeman Who cannot tell If he has a pissy smell. http://dailym.ai/2bLTjwj Pensioners are 'virtual corpses' riddled with 'incontinence and idiocy' says Jeremy Paxman… but at ... #MailOnline |
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| Douglas | Sep 6 2016, 09:03 PM Post #643 |
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Amber Rudd I'm sure is no dud. I don't think she'll bungle The talks on the Jungle. |
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| rumbaba | Sep 11 2016, 10:49 PM Post #644 |
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Liam Fox thinks British business should pull up its socks but the UK's business leaders think he is one of life's annoying little bleeders |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 24 2016, 05:32 PM Post #645 |
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Jeremy Corbyn How absorbing He's again in the position To offer no serious opposition! |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 25 2016, 10:39 AM Post #646 |
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Theresa May There's no more play Now it's the acid test And the stabproof vest! |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 25 2016, 05:02 PM Post #647 |
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Jeremy Corbyn Has secured yet one more win; The comrades are drumming To celebrate JC's second coming. |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 26 2016, 12:55 PM Post #648 |
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Matt Le-Blanc Let's be frank He was never a friend Is this top gear's end? Edited by Rikiiboy, Sep 26 2016, 12:56 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 27 2016, 08:55 PM Post #649 |
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Sam Allardyce Should have thought twice After only 67 days and one game He brought on England, great shame! |
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| Rikiiboy | Sep 28 2016, 10:07 PM Post #650 |
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Sam Allardyce That's nice One million pound for one game Boy! I wish my earnings were the same. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 5 2016, 06:26 AM Post #651 |
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Diane James Played U Kip leadership games But found no one to assist her When spat on by a Corbynister! |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 11 2016, 06:03 AM Post #652 |
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Jeremy Corbyn He is so absorbin' This left wing arty carry Has bamboozled the Labour party! |
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| rumbaba | Oct 15 2016, 03:09 PM Post #653 |
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Bob Dylan Didn't discover penicillin He is a Nobel laureate because the prize-awarding Swedes Preferred his songs over some cracking good reads. |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 16 2016, 01:38 AM Post #654 |
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Nicola Sturgeon Has a referendum urge on All those who voted no So they can have another go! |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 20 2016, 06:22 AM Post #655 |
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Harry Redknapp Quite an unobservant chap As he gets what for When he drove off with his wife's foot trapped in his car door! |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 20 2016, 02:02 PM Post #656 |
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Sir Philip Green Wouldn't come clean He was up to no good So he was stripped of knighthood. |
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| rumbaba | Oct 30 2016, 02:32 PM Post #657 |
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Toby Young smells like dung he should have been called 'Duncan' , you know as in 'dung can make your rhubarb grow' |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 18 2016, 12:24 PM Post #658 |
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Jeremy Clarkson Has left finger marks on BBC head's face By winning top gear race! Edited by Rikiiboy, Nov 18 2016, 12:25 PM.
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| rumbaba | Aug 31 2017, 07:02 AM Post #659 |
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Theresa May Intends to stay And the Tories will let her Because they have no one better |
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| waiting4atickle | Sep 13 2017, 08:02 PM Post #660 |
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Frank de Boer Came and went in a blur. Now Woy's at the Palace With a poisoned chalice. |
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 20 2017, 11:52 AM Post #661 |
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Ezra Pound Whose politics were most unsound Wrote canto after canto You can read them, I don't wanto Edited by dai Cottomy, Sep 23 2017, 01:11 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Sep 23 2017, 01:11 AM Post #662 |
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When Jacob Rees-Mogg Was a newborn sprog The midwife cooed: 'He's cute In his three-piece suit' |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 5 2017, 05:25 AM Post #663 |
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Theresa May What's that you say? Sore throat farce? Sore throat my arse! |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 8 2017, 05:30 AM Post #664 |
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John Major Now grey rager tells colleagues today It's Corbyn or May. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 8 2017, 09:37 PM Post #665 |
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Edmund Clerihew Bentley Invented clerihews accident'ly During a school experiment And thereby inspired much merriment. |
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| waiting4atickle | Oct 8 2017, 09:40 PM Post #666 |
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge Used to keep laudanum in his fridge: In spite of the opprobrium He couldn't get by without his fix of opium. |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 9 2017, 01:46 AM Post #667 |
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John Stuart Mill, By a mighty effort of will, Overcame his natural bonhomie And wrote "Principles of Political Economy". E.C.Bentley |
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| dai Cottomy | Oct 9 2017, 11:50 AM Post #668 |
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Jacob Rees Mogg Is something of a pedagogue As a politico he Belongs in the eighteenth century |
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| Rikiiboy | Oct 15 2017, 08:52 AM Post #669 |
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Ed Milliband Wants to give Corbyn a hand He wants front a bench job To exercise his gob. |
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| rumbaba | Oct 27 2017, 03:33 PM Post #670 |
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Jacob Rees-Mogg Recently had another sprog Making a total of six More Rees-Moggs to get on everyone's wicks |
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| Rikiiboy | Nov 9 2017, 10:38 AM Post #671 |
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Priti Patel Now a ne'er-do-well Not a pretty sight Fired just after bonfire night. |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 9 2017, 01:19 PM Post #672 |
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Sir Mike Fallon Likes a glass of Macallen It makes him feel frisky But he forgot that whisky is risky Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 9 2017, 01:43 PM.
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| rumbaba | Nov 24 2017, 04:54 PM Post #673 |
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Angela Merkel Failed to sparkle In her mission To form a coalition |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 26 2017, 06:57 PM Post #674 |
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Robert Mugabe Ruined Zimbabwe Also worth a mention Is his ten million dollar pension Edited by dai Cottomy, Nov 26 2017, 07:14 PM.
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| rumbaba | Nov 27 2017, 02:52 PM Post #675 |
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Prince Harry Is going to marry An American divorcee Which is of no interest to me |
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| dai Cottomy | Nov 28 2017, 02:02 PM Post #676 |
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Meghan Markle Makes Harry sparkle Let's hope she can survive The Royal bee-hive |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 15 2017, 02:25 PM Post #677 |
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Liam Fox Wears odd socks; Apart from that, He's rather fat. |
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| rumbaba | Dec 15 2017, 06:11 PM Post #678 |
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Theresa May Expressed dismay When she lost The Commons' vote .............I'll get my coat |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 23 2017, 01:50 PM Post #679 |
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Foreign Sec. Boris Is well up on the writings of Horace But as a diplomat He's not quite as good at that Edited by dai Cottomy, Dec 23 2017, 08:39 PM.
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| Rikiiboy | Mar 31 2018, 11:58 AM Post #680 |
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David Warner In the dunce's corner Reduced to tears and pain After sanding his balls again. |
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| Mobson | Apr 1 2018, 09:51 AM Post #681 |
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| dai Cottomy | May 19 2018, 02:12 PM Post #682 |
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Rev. Bishop Michael Curry Caused a bit of a flurry With words of Love and Fire Aimed to provoke and inspire |
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| Mobson | May 20 2018, 11:03 AM Post #683 |
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Good one! I thought he'd never end his sermon...the look on the faces of the royals and congregation was classic!!!
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I thought he'd never end his sermon...the look on the faces of the royals and congregation was classic!!!

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