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| Bluezone777 | Sep 23 2008, 09:15 AM Post #1 |
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Post up your favorite quotes here as they can be from anything really. This one is from a movie(Demotion Man) and I always found it funny. XD Reporter: How can you justify destroying a ten million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl who's ransom is only 150 thousand dollars? Girl: Fuck you lady! John Spartan: Good answer! XD |
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| fearless freak | Sep 23 2008, 11:44 AM Post #2 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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thats always a good one It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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| Baek Hyun | Sep 23 2008, 11:47 AM Post #3 |
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If we only knew
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Ohhhh let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn... |
![]() ιм tнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕt tσ єtєяηιtу ¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя муѕєℓƒ ∂σηт єяαѕє мє ιм тнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕт ¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя му ѕαкє ιм нєяє ѕєєк мє ησтι¢є мє | |
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| fearless freak | Sep 23 2008, 11:49 AM Post #4 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs! Bill Hicks |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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| Baek Hyun | Sep 23 2008, 11:51 AM Post #5 |
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If we only knew
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No I am not laughing with you but at you. |
![]() ιм tнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕt tσ єtєяηιtу ¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя муѕєℓƒ ∂σηт єяαѕє мє ιм тнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕт ¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя му ѕαкє ιм нєяє ѕєєк мє ησтι¢є мє | |
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| fearless freak | Sep 23 2008, 11:53 AM Post #6 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years Bill Hicks |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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| Xarina | Sep 24 2008, 01:27 PM Post #7 |
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<3 Jason
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Vala: You know, I never thought I'd agree with my father but now I'm starting to remember about how he used to go about, you nurture them, and you raise them, and you teach them the best that you can, and then all they do is break your heart. I always assumed that his experience was just tainted by me. Jackson: What are you talking about? Vala: Wow. She started off all sweet and innocent and now she's hellbent on domination of the galaxy. Jackson: What? How old is she? Vala: A few hours. The Ori used me to sneak one of their own over the border. Jackson: This is bad. Vala: You're telling me. Origin is about to become much more appealing to the males of this galaxy. |
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| fearless freak | Sep 24 2008, 01:30 PM Post #8 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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how about a nice glass of FUCK YOU! |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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| Xarina | Sep 24 2008, 01:32 PM Post #9 |
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<3 Jason
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Vala: We've been out here in the scorching heat for days. I haven't showered. Jackson: None of us have. Vala: That is painfully obvious. |
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| fearless freak | Sep 24 2008, 01:33 PM Post #10 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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| Xarina | Sep 24 2008, 01:36 PM Post #11 |
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<3 Jason
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Mitchell to RepliMarrick: You know I think— We really got off on the wrong foot. Who am I kidding? I knew you were an asshole from the moment we met. |
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| fearless freak | Sep 24 2008, 01:40 PM Post #12 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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Passion Is A Fashion: Joe Strummer |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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| Eddy | Sep 25 2008, 05:19 AM Post #13 |
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It doesn't matter if you don't change the world, what matters is if you let the world change you. - Unknown There is no better time than now. The time to live is now. The time to dream is now. The time to imagine and forget the past is now. The time to shine is now. The time to bleed, sweat, and determine yourself for the things you want most is now. - Unknown Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it - George Santayana. |
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HATRED > LOVE Join the movement today. | |
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| Xarina | Sep 25 2008, 06:03 AM Post #14 |
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<3 Jason
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Amicus verus est rara avis - A true friend is a rare bird (unknown) Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis - The times change, and we change with them. (John Owen) Sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - He who feared he would not succeed sat still. (For fear of failure, he did nothing.) (Horace) |
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| explosionsinthesky | Sep 25 2008, 09:08 AM Post #15 |
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'If you cant amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit.' |
| scribbled out the truth with their lies | |
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| Xarina | Sep 25 2008, 02:53 PM Post #16 |
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<3 Jason
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Stultorum infinitus est numerus - Infinite is the number of fools. (Bible) Sic friatur crustum dulce - That's the way the cookie crumbles Si tacuisses, philosophus manisses - If you had kept quiet, you would have remained a philosopher. (Boethius) |
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| Ein Ravenwing | Sep 26 2008, 12:21 AM Post #17 |
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"Get lost eh?"
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"If you do not cry when you are supposed to, you will never smile," Negi Springfield (Mahou Sensei Negima) "SHORTY?!? CAN A SHORTY DO THIS?! WHAT ELSE YOU WANNA CALL ME A HALF PINT BEAN SPROUT MIDGET!?!? I'M STILL GROWING YOU BACK-WATER DESERT IDIOTS!!!" Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist) "Because some memories, aren't meant to leave traces," Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemist) "I'm like a hunter of peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love, or well....something like that," Vash the Stampede (Trigun) "Regret is the domain for those who've earned the right to look back upon the past, all I have is shame," Chief Kuroma (Elfen Lied) "We are nothing like God, not only do we have limited powers, but we are sometimes driven to become the devil himself.....what's you answer this time?" Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun) "You gotta break some eggs if you don't want to be hungry anymore," -Ein Random Quote #27) "Where there's a will, there's a way," Goku (Dragonball Z) "None of us, deserves to be happy, and Shinji.....neither do you," Kaji (Neon Genesis Evangelion Manga) "My friends........You bow, to no one......" Aragorn (Return of the King) |
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| Xarina | Sep 26 2008, 06:47 PM Post #18 |
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<3 Jason
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Hoc est vivere bis vita posse priore frvi - To live twice is to make useful profit from one's past. Experience is the best teacher, so learn from it Eventus stultorum magister - Events are the teacher of the stupid persons. Stupid people learn by experience, bright people calculate what to do Adversus solem ne loquitor - Don't speak against the sun (don't waste your time arguing the obvious) |
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| Bluezone777 | Oct 2 2008, 02:18 PM Post #19 |
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I don't know who wrote this one but I thought it was good. Logic comes not with age, Sense comes not with time, Justice comes not with money or poverty, Simple Kind Of Man. Non Silba Sed Anther, Never For Self, But For Others.. |
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| Verbande Doemzegger | Oct 7 2008, 04:46 PM Post #20 |
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Less QQ more Pew Pew
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk ino an oper sewer and die- Mel Brooks The country was on the edge of the abyss and with our president we took 1 step forward- random cab driver here We've hit rock bottom, good thing we have a drill- dont remember who. |
![]() ![]() - Signature and Avatar done by Vaughn "i dont play a warlock to have fun, i play one to make sure noone else does" Videogames do not turn people violent, lag however it does | |
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| fearless freak | Oct 7 2008, 04:48 PM Post #21 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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God is not on the sie of the big battalions, but on those with the best shots - Voltaire |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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| Xarina | Oct 15 2008, 10:53 AM Post #22 |
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<3 Jason
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"It's not you, it's me. I just don't like you." - Aeryn, Farscape. |
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| Ein Ravenwing | Oct 18 2008, 11:40 AM Post #23 |
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"Get lost eh?"
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"What's a Semi?" -- Aeryn: Rapture. |
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| Nexaquelus | Oct 21 2008, 01:42 PM Post #24 |
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Bored. Quotomania. “Beauty without depth is just decoration.” "Form follows emotion." - Hartmut Esslinger "Aesthetics is the standard by which a work of art is judged." - Paul Rand "By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." - Confusius "We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world." - Buddha "Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little." - Buddha "The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." "If you seek just a little truth, as most, you should not ignore abstract forms, the basis from which all short-lived experiences we call reality springs." - Martin, Eugene J. "Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind." - Immanuel kant "Thus all human knowledge begins with intuitions, proceeds from thence to concepts, and ends with ideas" - Immanuel kant "In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so." - Immanuel kant "The possession of power unavoidably spoils the free use of reason." - Immanuel kant "There can be no doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience." - Immanuel kant "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt "One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes." - Eleanor Roosevelt "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt "Oh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don't need them and the bad people don't follow them so what good are they?" - Ammon Hennacy "Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." - Benjamin Disreali "Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun." - Mary Lou Cook "Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons." - R. Buckminster Fuller "Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards." - Aldous Huxley "Discovery consists in seeing what everybody else has seen, and thinking what nobody else has thought." - Albert Szent-Györgyi "Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." - Friedrich Nietzsche "Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." - Frank Herbert "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemingway "You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it in himself." - Galileo "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mohandas Gandhi "As for me, all I know is that I know nothing." - Socrates "An honest man is always a child." - Socrates "Death may be the greatest of all human blessings." - Socrates "To find yourself, think for yourself." - Socrates "Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom." - Soren Kierkegaard "Responsibility is the choice of freedom and there is no contraception." - Soren Kierkegaard "Then comes affliction to awaken the dreamer." - Soren Kierkegaard "Despair is Freedom." - Anonymous |
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| fearless freak | Oct 21 2008, 01:56 PM Post #25 |
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if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt
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Non smokers die everyday, sleep tight - Bill Hicks |
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks | |
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