Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 6
Favorite quote thread
Topic Started: Sep 23 2008, 09:15 AM (4,093 Views)
Bluezone777
Member Avatar


Post up your favorite quotes here as they can be from anything really.

This one is from a movie(Demotion Man) and I always found it funny. XD

Reporter: How can you justify destroying a ten million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl who's ransom is only 150 thousand dollars?

Girl: Fuck you lady!

John Spartan: Good answer!

XD
Posted Image
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
 
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."


My Awards
Spoiler: click to toggle
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

thats always a good one

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Baek Hyun
Member Avatar
If we only knew

Ohhhh let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn...
Posted Image

ιм tнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕt tσ єtєяηιtу


¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя муѕєℓƒ
∂σηт єяαѕє мє ιм тнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕт
¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя му ѕαкє
ιм нєяє ѕєєк мє ησтι¢є мє

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs! Bill Hicks
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Baek Hyun
Member Avatar
If we only knew

No I am not laughing with you but at you.
Posted Image

ιм tнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕt tσ єtєяηιtу


¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя муѕєℓƒ
∂σηт єяαѕє мє ιм тнє ƒσяѕαкєη ℓαѕт
¢σηтιηυσυѕ ¢яу ιтѕ ƒσя му ѕαкє
ιм нєяє ѕєєк мє ησтι¢є мє

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years Bill Hicks
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xarina
Member Avatar
<3 Jason

Vala: You know, I never thought I'd agree with my father but now I'm starting to remember about how he used to go about, you nurture them, and you raise them, and you teach them the best that you can, and then all they do is break your heart. I always assumed that his experience was just tainted by me.
Jackson: What are you talking about?
Vala: Wow. She started off all sweet and innocent and now she's hellbent on domination of the galaxy.
Jackson: What? How old is she?
Vala: A few hours. The Ori used me to sneak one of their own over the border.
Jackson: This is bad.
Vala: You're telling me. Origin is about to become much more appealing to the males of this galaxy.
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

how about a nice glass of FUCK YOU!
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xarina
Member Avatar
<3 Jason

Vala: We've been out here in the scorching heat for days. I haven't showered.
Jackson: None of us have.
Vala: That is painfully obvious.
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xarina
Member Avatar
<3 Jason

Mitchell to RepliMarrick: You know I think— We really got off on the wrong foot. Who am I kidding? I knew you were an asshole from the moment we met.
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

Passion Is A Fashion: Joe Strummer
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Eddy
Member Avatar


It doesn't matter if you don't change the world, what matters is if you let the world change you. - Unknown

There is no better time than now. The time to live is now. The time to dream is now. The time to imagine and forget the past is now. The time to shine is now. The time to bleed, sweat, and determine yourself for the things you want most is now. - Unknown

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it - George Santayana.
HATRED > LOVE

Join the movement today.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xarina
Member Avatar
<3 Jason

Amicus verus est rara avis - A true friend is a rare bird (unknown)

Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis - The times change, and we change with them. (John Owen)

Sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - He who feared he would not succeed sat still. (For fear of failure, he did nothing.) (Horace)
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
explosionsinthesky
Member Avatar


'If you cant amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit.'
scribbled out the truth with their lies
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xarina
Member Avatar
<3 Jason

Stultorum infinitus est numerus - Infinite is the number of fools. (Bible)

Sic friatur crustum dulce - That's the way the cookie crumbles

Si tacuisses, philosophus manisses - If you had kept quiet, you would have remained a philosopher. (Boethius)
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ein Ravenwing
Member Avatar
"Get lost eh?"

"If you do not cry when you are supposed to, you will never smile," Negi Springfield (Mahou Sensei Negima)

"SHORTY?!? CAN A SHORTY DO THIS?! WHAT ELSE YOU WANNA CALL ME A HALF PINT BEAN SPROUT MIDGET!?!? I'M STILL GROWING YOU BACK-WATER DESERT IDIOTS!!!" Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)

"Because some memories, aren't meant to leave traces," Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)

"I'm like a hunter of peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love, or well....something like that," Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

"Regret is the domain for those who've earned the right to look back upon the past, all I have is shame," Chief Kuroma (Elfen Lied)

"We are nothing like God, not only do we have limited powers, but we are sometimes driven to become the devil himself.....what's you answer this time?" Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)

"You gotta break some eggs if you don't want to be hungry anymore,"
-Ein Random Quote #27)

"Where there's a will, there's a way," Goku (Dragonball Z)

"None of us, deserves to be happy, and Shinji.....neither do you," Kaji (Neon Genesis Evangelion Manga)

"My friends........You bow, to no one......" Aragorn (Return of the King)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xarina
Member Avatar
<3 Jason

Hoc est vivere bis vita posse priore frvi - To live twice is to make useful profit from one's past. Experience is the best teacher, so learn from it

Eventus stultorum magister - Events are the teacher of the stupid persons. Stupid people learn by experience, bright people calculate what to do

Adversus solem ne loquitor - Don't speak against the sun (don't waste your time arguing the obvious)
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Bluezone777
Member Avatar


I don't know who wrote this one but I thought it was good.

Logic comes not with age,
Sense comes not with time,
Justice comes not with money or poverty,

Simple Kind Of Man.
Non Silba Sed Anther,
Never For Self, But For Others..
Posted Image
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
 
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."


My Awards
Spoiler: click to toggle
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Verbande Doemzegger
Member Avatar
Less QQ more Pew Pew

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk ino an oper sewer and die- Mel Brooks

The country was on the edge of the abyss and with our president we took 1 step forward- random cab driver here

We've hit rock bottom, good thing we have a drill- dont remember who.
Posted Image
Posted Image
- Signature and Avatar done by Vaughn

"i dont play a warlock to have fun, i play one to make sure noone else does"

Videogames do not turn people violent, lag however it does


Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

God is not on the sie of the big battalions, but on those with the best shots - Voltaire
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xarina
Member Avatar
<3 Jason

"It's not you, it's me. I just don't like you." - Aeryn, Farscape.
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ein Ravenwing
Member Avatar
"Get lost eh?"

"What's a Semi?" -- Aeryn: Rapture.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Nexaquelus
Member Avatar


Bored. Quotomania.

“Beauty without depth is just decoration.”

"Form follows emotion."
- Hartmut Esslinger

"Aesthetics is the standard by which a work of art is judged."
- Paul Rand

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest."
- Confusius

"We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world."
- Buddha

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
- Buddha

"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

"If you seek just a little truth, as most, you should not ignore abstract forms, the basis from which all short-lived experiences we call reality springs."
- Martin, Eugene J.

"Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind."
- Immanuel kant

"Thus all human knowledge begins with intuitions, proceeds from thence to concepts, and ends with ideas"
- Immanuel kant

"In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so." - Immanuel kant

"The possession of power unavoidably spoils the free use of reason."
- Immanuel kant

"There can be no doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience."
- Immanuel kant

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Oh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don't need them and the bad people don't follow them so what good are they?"
- Ammon Hennacy

"Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth."
- Benjamin Disreali

"Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun."
- Mary Lou Cook

"Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons."
- R. Buckminster Fuller

"Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards."
- Aldous Huxley

"Discovery consists in seeing what everybody else has seen, and thinking what nobody else has thought."
- Albert Szent-Györgyi

"Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
- Frank Herbert

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."
- Ernest Hemingway

"You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it in himself."
- Galileo

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
- Mohandas Gandhi

"As for me, all I know is that I know nothing."
- Socrates

"An honest man is always a child."
- Socrates

"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings."
- Socrates

"To find yourself, think for yourself."
- Socrates

"Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom."
- Soren Kierkegaard

"Responsibility is the choice of freedom and there is no contraception."
- Soren Kierkegaard

"Then comes affliction to awaken the dreamer."
- Soren Kierkegaard

"Despair is Freedom."
- Anonymous
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
fearless freak
Member Avatar
if ever i list for a soldier again the devil shall be my sgt

Non smokers die everyday, sleep tight - Bill Hicks
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. Bill Hicks
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
ZetaBoards gives you all the tools to create a successful discussion community.
Learn More · Sign-up for Free
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Chit Chat · Next Topic »
Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 6