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Topic Started: Jun 9 2009, 11:22 AM (144 Views)
Xarina
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

"Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; "

"..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"

"Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?
A: 3 years "
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LOL good jokes. :D
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Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
 
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."


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Fluffy the Shark
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xD

I remember making a "friendly" computer program at school... I pretty much was the only one who knew what it did.. and I goofed off during a very important chapter (how to save information, search it, and use it) XD...
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