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10 Things you should never say on a first date
Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 09:26 PM (27 Views)
Raze
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1. Do not tell her how many girls you’ve slept with! Whether the number is one, 11 or 111, this is information that should be saved for a later time. A much later time.

2. Do not tell her about the time you got arrested for indecent exposure!
Hold off all discussions of your criminal record until at least Date #3.

3. Do not tell her about the time you watched television for 72 hours straight!
She'll probably find out about your couch potato-ness soon enough.

4. Do not tell her about the time you snogged your sexy third cousin!
Ok, the cousin might not have been a blood relation, but your date will nonetheless find the whole thing extremely gross.

5. Do not tell her your Area 51 theories!
Also, it'd probably be best to not mention your obsession with the Kennedy assassination.

6. Do not tell her she looks good enough to eat!
That line stinks on so many levels.

7. Do not tell her your salary!
Talking about money too early is a lose/lose proposition.

8. Do not tell her about your porn stash!
Self-explanatory.

9. Do not tell her about your college trip to Amsterdam!
Also self-explanatory.

10. Do not tell her about your imaginary friend!
Cute when you're five, scary when you're 16.
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Do not tell her your Area 51 theories!


Thats a big one for me, lol.
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