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Urban Dictionary; What does it say about you
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Topic Started: Oct 14 2011, 06:38 AM (319 Views)
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Kamakazie
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Oct 14 2011, 06:38 AM
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So, I heard you like arrows
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1. Kamakazie Complete and total idiocy. Incompetence at its best, A Kamakazie is usually a 13 year old cumputer nerd that sits on his PC all day staring at pictures of Jessica Alba in a sad attempt to get a boner.
This type of person is likely to call you a "n00b, noob or newb" on telentless (IMO) games such as CS (Includes CSS) and other games similar to it. This type of person is also likely to make lame jokes about your mother and lame things like that.
Generally avoid this person at all costs. Their sheer idiocy and relentless swarms if moronic messeges over Instant Messengers (Like AOL Instant Messenger or MSN) Is known to actually decrease your IQ by atleast 10 points. Although this can not be confirmed it is likely to happen. "Man that kids such a Kamakazie"
"Haha, Check out that Kamakazie over there. What an asshat."
This was posted when I was 13, and a Senior Administrator for a renowned CSS clan. I think this was about me. XD
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Lusoric
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Oct 14 2011, 07:08 AM
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I am Groot.
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Lusoric isn't defined yet.
:) means good things
but this is weird
1. John a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time.. not persistant. changes moods easily; moody. greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him.. "i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"
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Heero Yuy
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Oct 14 2011, 12:36 PM
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I like trains
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1. Marcus Someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him.
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Pat
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Oct 14 2011, 12:45 PM
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MoZzAReLLA!
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- Urban Dictionary: Churok
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1. Churok
A verb used when rocking someone just doesn't cut it. You Churok, or destroy^1,000,000, someone at anything. Video games, homework, life, running, jumping, exploding stuff with your mind. Anything you want!!!!!!!! I just got Churoked
He looks like he's about to Churok me!
- Urban Dictionary: Patrick
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1. Patrick 6744 up, 1413 down All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God. "Damn, my girl got snatched..." "Kick his ass dude!" "Nah man... it was Patrick bro" "Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"
"I didn't know Jesus went to this school" "Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"
- Urban Dictionary: Platypus
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1. platypus 206 up, 35 down the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet. Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs. Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals. Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard. Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true. Tina: Oh, then nevermind.
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dbzfreak2
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Oct 14 2011, 01:18 PM
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Are you frutin kiddin me right now?
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Welp, dbzfreak isn't in defined there yet buuuut
Darnell: 1. a name given to a black man of great signifigance.
2. To pull a darnell is to commit an overall act of douchebaggery , whether it be intense public intoxication, unnecessarily hitting on women, awful parking in the community lot, choosing to drive drunk, calling everyone a G, or overall be a douchebag to ones bros. To be a darnell is is to be one to commit any and/or all of these types of actions. A darnell is practically never chill.
That second one makes me lawl
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Jay
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Oct 14 2011, 03:54 PM
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Resident Nen User
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- Urban Dictionary: Jay
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1. jay 1451 up, 532 down Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does. Such as running barefoot on a muddy cross country course-or being beyond hot. Derek: "Did you see that jay run by?" Nick: "Yeah his name is Jay, he's really good." Victoria:"And he's so hot!! Jay is such a jay!" buy jay mugs & shirts beast haus hotstuff awesome amazing by :.anonymous.: Aug 12, 2006 share this add a video 2. Jay 1181 up, 431 down A joint, a rolled marijuana cigarette. If you're coming to my house bring a case of beer and a jay. buy jay mugs & shirts by Monkeypirate Aug 15, 2005 share this add a video 3. Jay 579 up, 193 down usually a big strong man most likely an MMA fighter or football player. He is that friend that would stand up and fight for his best friends or girlfriends. Most likely your favorite friend to hang out with. your favorite friend to party with. Enormous penis and stamina of a race horse. I seen this Jay the other day, I wish I could be like him.
Hm... Was not expecting that second one.
Jay Navi isn't defined yet.
Jaadowgg isn't defined yet.
- Urban Dictionary: Jason
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1. Jason 4039 up, 931 down the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year. J - July A - August S- September O - October N - November
"Jason is a very unique name" buy jason mugs & shirts month july august september october november jason months by qu ack Mar 7, 2008 share this add a video 2. Jason 3839 up, 1451 down 1. the act of being the sexiest person alive 2. A very VERY sexy person 3. Something you would/should name your penis 1. He Jason'd himself all his life. 2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?" 3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes! buy jason mugs & shirts jason awesome waycool sweet bestnameintheworld thingstonameyourpenis by JAILBAIT562 Apr 27, 2008 share this add a video 3. Jason 1549 up, 500 down Leader of the Argonauts; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology; Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles; Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigaloo by night. Admired and idolized by many. I wish I could be like Jason. Jason is my American Idol. You are so Jason I'm jealous!
Interesting...
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Carolina
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Oct 14 2011, 04:30 PM
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5'4" concentrated sass
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Nikki
Spoiler: click to toggle Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you'll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for.
Yeah, okay. I can deal with that.
Therese:
Spoiler: click to toggle A very small, wonderful and beautiful girl who is irresistable to all guys. She has got deep brown eyes and when she looks at you the only thing you can think about is that you want her to be yours. She is sexy like DAMN and her body's curvy. A woman with a beauty you've never experienced before. She's also smart and intellectual and will make your life complete. Boy: I WANT THAT GIRL! His friend: Your dreaming of Therese?! ... Give up dude.
Siren:
Spoiler: click to toggle 1. What you run away from when you know the feds are after you.  2. A really hot, dime-piece, tempting seductress. 1. Oh shit, drive faster!! I can hear the sirens! 2. Damn, look at that girl! What a siren!
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Professional Protagonist
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Oct 14 2011, 04:53 PM
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Girl power
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Jeffrey 1. jeffrey 1556 up, 139 down a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up. Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine. Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.
*smokes jeffrey*
Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down! Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?! Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.
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2. Jeffrey 1379 up, 488 down A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life. This represents all the attributes of "Jeffrey" on the SwiftIRC IRC chat network. I wish I was a Jeffrey!
*********** 3. Jeffrey 1004 up, 413 down The heterosexual way to spell Geoffrey. Person 1: Jeffrey, how do you spell your name? "J" or "G"?
Person 2: With a "J", dawg. I don't roll that way.
Jeff 1. Jeff 2906 up, 1060 down a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there) DAMN BITCH! Jeff is so fine
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2. Jeff 1827 up, 607 down A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves. Someone with a fantastic everything. Everyone's best friend. A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods. This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds. Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair. Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy. "Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."
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3. jeff 1077 up, 383 down someone who is skilled. He just has it. dude, it's jeff ...whoa nice
James 1. James 10416 up, 2748 down Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. "Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
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3. James 3137 up, 976 down In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States. Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis. "Man, check out that James!"
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
hardin 1. Hardin 5 up, 5 down A sex position founded in Allen Park. It requires three people, a pair of un-used underwear, and a can of SODA. That girl looks like she wants the hardin. Lets hardin with Joel.
Professional 1. Somebody who gets paid for what they do (as opposed to an amateur).
2. Somebody who works at a job that requires a decent amount of skill and knowledge. Examples: physician, carpenter, chef, engineer. Counter-examples: fast-food clerk, toll-booth attendant, marketing executive, politician, preacher.
3. A Yuppie. The term is used in this way only by Yuppies themselves. Bob finally realized his dream of becoming a professional bowler.
35 year old white female professional seeks black male for bondage fantasies. Must be discreet.
Protagonist 1. The main character in a drama or other literary work. 2. In ancient Greek drama, the first actor to engage in dialogue with the chorus, in later dramas playing the main character and some minor characters as well. 3. 1. A leading or principal figure. 2. The leader of a cause; a champion. Gee, I dunno... do you really need one?
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Crichton
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Oct 14 2011, 08:59 PM
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John see Luso's
Harvey 1. The ultimate thing a person can be e.g. sick cool peng. 2. Better in every way than someone else.
1. e.g. You are bare Harvey 2. You are so much more Harvey than him/her
John Crichton A Scifi television program filmed in Australia from 1999 to 2003, produced by the Jim Henson Company. Staring Ben Browder as John Crichton and Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun. Farscape was intended to continue into a fifth season. However the show was cancelled in 2002 by the SciFi Channel because of the cost in production. Farscape returned in 2004 as a Mini-Series known as Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars. Which recieved a Emmy Nomination.
The Plot The series was focused on the crew of escape prisoners aboard the living ship Moya, on the run from the military organisation called the Peacekeepers. Through out the course of the series it was discovered that the Peacekeepers were engaged in a Cold War with the Scarran Empire. Tension between both factions led to a outbreak of war during the Peacekeeper Wars. Farscape
"My name is John Crichton (I'm lost), an astronaut, (shot through a wormhole) in some distant part of the universe (I'm trying to stay alive) aboard this ship (this living ship) of escaped prisoners (my friends). If you can hear me, (beware). If I make it back, (will they follow)? If I open a door, (are you ready)? Earth is unprepared (helpless) for the nightmares I've seen. Or should I stay, protect my home, not show them you exist. But then you'll never know … the wonders I've seen."
Malik sexy guy of mixed ethnic background with a great smile and nice, tan body, often well-endowed, but also pretty smart and good personality too; may be a bit of a stoner "He's so fit, he's a total Malik."
fdisk The one and only greatest solution for every computer problem ever, you don't even have to know how to use it properly. Fdisk removes any software problems, on any operating system, simply and quickly. "Damn, my internet explorer has been taken over with spyware" "Oh a quick Fdisking will get rid of that".
MasterControlProgram a "character" in the movie TRON. the MCP steals other programs, and extends itself using their knowledge. Master Control Program: You're in trouble, program. Why don't you make it easy on yourself. Who's your user? CLU: Forget it, mister high-and-mighty Master Control! You're not going to make me talk! Master Control Program: Suit yourself.
JohnFreeman An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking. Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done 2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
I think I'll stop here...i have too many Alias'
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Charnobyl
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Oct 14 2011, 09:21 PM
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Chan eil.
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Gonna do the top 5 for each name for lulz!
Charlotte Charlotte 1695 up, 580 down The most beatifull girl i have ever seen , and no way a slag , a smoker , or a bitch . shes kind , thoughtfull , and one of the best friends any1 could ask for !!
2. Charlotte 1306 up, 213 down A girl who is known for being beautiful both inside and out. Usually on the shy side, they can come off as boring. However, once a Charlotte opens up, she is charming, kind, intelligent and funny. Usually have great smiles. The girl that all the guys are secretly in love with. Said to be very good in bed. Charlottes are fun-loving and enjoy being around people. Loves to party but is very chill, most Charlottes are not wild and crazy. They have a good sense of the world around them and love their family and friends. Anybody would be lucky to have a Charlotte in their life.
3. charlotte 1060 up, 298 down extremelly beautiful girl that is extremelly smart and that every one wants to date. a girl who is of top quality an extremelly popular girl that all of the boys like a girl that everyone falls in Love with for her looks and intelligience
4. Charlotte 546 up, 97 down The definition of ‘The best friend you could ever have.’ Charlottes are loyal, caring, funny and so incredibly smart. They always know how to make you laugh, cheer you up, and give you the best advice. You should feel so lucky to have a Charlotte in your life and even luckier to have one as your Bff. It wouldn’t matter if you ever get separated from her because you know that she will always be there for you.
5. Charlotte 556 up, 272 down super cool, nice, awsome, sexy, hot... i want to fuck her now! That was... weird.
Char 1. Char 326 up, 161 down Fun person,hott, usually a girl, very flirtatious, awesome personality.
2. Char 94 up, 31 down The Roman Goddess Of Blowjobs.
3. Char 138 up, 83 down Char Aznable, character from the 1979 anime series Mobile Suit Gundam and its sequels, Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam and Mobile Suit Gundam - Char's Counterattack. Also known as the Red Comet.
4. Char 54 up, 24 down A girl who avoids chores and cleaning duties
5. char 74 up, 50 down a cup of tea. What the fu--?!
Man, that shit is screwed up... Who the hell writes these things?
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Dragoknighte
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Oct 14 2011, 11:44 PM
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Dragoknighte is undefined
Drago:
Spoiler: click to toggle drago 24 up, 18 down a tough guy who doesn't think about what is said, just does what needs to be done. Ivan Drago, me, and Drako
DK
Spoiler: click to toggle DK 242 up, 88 down Donkey Kong! "Donkey Kong Country was the shit back in its day. ^_^ " -me
dk 61 up, 61 down A)acronym: "Double Kill", a term used commonly in the MM game, Gunbound. When a player gets Double Kill (that is, when they destroy two of their opponents in a turn) they get their name shown in the chatbox saying "so-an'-so did Double Kill in a room (insert number)", as well as getting a buttload of money.
B)acronym: Donkey Kong ((c) Nintendo, of course). "come on u guys dk already!!"
"DK is totally gonna kick 'is ass."
DK 7 up, 8 down to cock-block someone To stop someone from getting sex or sexual acts ah man could of had that bird last night but Dave DK'd me!
Mainly bacause the above sentence proves DAVE is the blame for all things bad.
DK 9 up, 12 down 1. Dragon Knight. A third-job spearman on Maplestory. 2. Donkey Kong! The famous Nintendo ape. 1. Omfg he haxx0rzed my dk!!1!1ShiftPlusOne!1!! 2. 1: You gonna be Donkey Kong? 2: Hell yeah!
Spears are pretty useful...
DK 43 up, 57 down Death Knight; warrior Undead hero; can learn death coil, death pact, unholy aura, and animate dead Crap, how'd that DK get to level 7 so fast?!
Pfff... He's only at level 7.
DK Punch 2 thumbs up The act of winding up your arm and throwing a punch, much like Donkey Kongs signature powerful attack from the Smash Brothers series. Man 1: Why is Donkey Kong glowing now? Man 2: OH MAN! MOVE HURRY!! Man 1: ? Man 2: *Donkey Kong throws an unbelievably overpowered DK Punch sending Man 1 flying towards the moon a bloody meat bag with shattered bones*
Mah new special move. Or not.
Carlos
Spoiler: click to toggle Carlos 172 up, 80 down The cutest, most amazing, sweet, caring, funny, spexy, moe, awesome guy who deserves to be loved so much that it would take at least 150 girls to love him THAT MUCH! He will usually be found with his nose inside a manga or a physics book, talking to friends or daydreaming. He will usually be in love with a character out of his favourite Anime, and almost worships Wolverine. He has gorgeously long raven hair and colour brown eyes, his skin would usually be tanned. A lovely, beautiful boy who has brains and emotions... * He's reading a X-men Comic, and he's got a FullMetal Alchemist pocket watch! Oh My God! He is SO Carlos! * That boy's hair is so beautiful, I just want to stroke it. And his eyes, they're like brown glass marbles! He is Such a Carlos! I want to ask him out! *He's staring off into space again! He must be a Carlos! <.< I do not like anime characters, they're fake. This is a bit weird though... Wolverine's overrated Carlos 5 thumbs up 1. common latin name for a male 2. name seen associated with handsome men that appear to be quiet and unassuming; however, when given the appropriate opportunity, most Carlos's will rise to the occasion in the arena of sexual prowess and gratifying the needs of another. Although there are many Carlos's seen amongst the population, very few have realized the capacity their name bestows. There is just something about that guy Carlos, he seems like someone who would know his way around a woman. The first definition allllll the way baby.  Carlos 42 up, 101 down Potentially the creator of the world. pizza is defined in the same category as heaven, if carlos is making it! he also owns ever pizza shop in the world " gee i feel like some carlos pizza" "OMG me to because it tastes soo good!" 
Yeah... who does write these things? Most of these entries were... disturbing.
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