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| Topic Started: Mar 25 2012, 06:37 PM (295 Views) | |
| Damon | Mar 25 2012, 06:37 PM Post #1 |
Ancient Bartender
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Right'chyea, this fuckin' lass o' Scotland. She been becomin' a real big one one this si'e. noo ah though' I cannae be arsed to do another one a these 'ere roast introductions, but fuck me, lass cannae introduce 'erself. ah tol' that lass she gonnae 'af teh make me a sammich, a god damn jammy dodger, yeah? and fuckin' a. She makes a right good'un. So 'ere we are. Charley Chaplin! Edited by Damon, Mar 25 2012, 06:38 PM.
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| Charnobyl | Mar 25 2012, 06:40 PM Post #2 |
Chan eil.
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Well then... try and make me cry. I dare you. [Sharpens her claymore] |
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| OmegaZero | Mar 25 2012, 07:01 PM Post #3 |
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That sounded like a combo of a small black child and a mentally disabled person who had a stroke, Damon. "Horrible Roast Host" aside, Charlotte's turn! How fare ye, young lass? Getting a reply from her may take a while, what with her being busy rubbing up on people and flirting with everyone ever.. But that's just one reason I think we get along well. At least my title for doing such things wouldn't be as vulgar and insulting. Huzzah for being a male! And through reading all of these, most likely poorly done, roasts, she'll be building things to abuse us with both in and out of our own roasts. She's resilient like that, or so I assume. I wanna poke fun at her goofy accent, or at the idea that she... Naw, i'll just "change the subject" like she likes. How about them Raiders?! I can't think of anything to say anyway. Certain people, I just can't try and cut down. Not gonna happen. Ooh, I could post what I did with Star and tell you to stop denying that you're a handsome woman, but you wouldn't listen. So, that'll do, pig, that'll do. I hate you, you're not my friend, and your dick's crooked. Everyone gets that one. I feel obligated, since I said I hate you, that I say I don't but that's just not necessary. Someone do a better job than this horrible post, for the love of god. |
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| Carolina | Mar 27 2012, 12:44 AM Post #4 |
5'4" concentrated sass
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Charlotte. Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte. Yes, that’s how most admonishments start out. But this isn’t an admonishment, is it? This is a roast. I’ll keep it short, because you’re kind of an afterthought to all the important reading I have to get done. I wasn’t going to do this at all, but if you insist, I suppose I might oblige you. I’m not the cheeriest person 100% of the time, but my moody tantrums and pity parties pale in comparison to yours, woman; at least I know how far is too far. I could, of course, use the words of the Daily Bugle and correctly label you an “attention-seeking prat,” because girls looooove a lot of attention. (May I go so far as to say male attention, especially?) But besides being an attention-whore, you seem to get some sort of vindictive pleasure by viciously poking fun at others’ expenses. Poor Jordan! (Admittedly he sometimes deserves it, but the point is, there is a line which you cross very often). You go out of your way to be depressed. I can’t even count how many times I’ve tried to be encouraging, to no avail; you find reasons to be unhappy. Instead of channeling Neil Patrick Harris (stop being sad and be awesome instead) and fighting the powah, you sulk in the corner and share the same old sob stories over and over again. For an adult, you sure do play the part of the six-year-old kid whose life abides by Murphy’s Law. And last but definitely not least, you’re so emotionally fragile that I have to walk on eggshells around you. I’m treading on thin ice, and I have to watch what I say…which is extremely hard, since I’m almost unconsciously brutally honest 98% of the time. If I say one word that personally offends you— no, if anyone says ANYTHING you find even slightly offensive, you up and leave. You and Setsu, two irritable peas in a pod. I hope you don’t intend for that to have much of a serious effect, because the only effect it has is a comic one; or if not comic, elicits a groan and much rolling of the eyes. TL;DR: Build a bridge and get over your problems. Spoiler: click to toggle |
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| Professional Protagonist | Apr 1 2012, 05:33 AM Post #5 |
Girl power
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*Insert roast here* I'll do it tomorrow. Seriously. I can't let this opportunity slip by. |
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