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DGC: Lusoric Cannot be Made Into a Witty Title
Topic Started: Mar 5 2013, 12:23 AM (969 Views)
Dragoknighte
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Whatever-ur-fuggin-name-is is standing in a dojo wearing the proper gi of a martial artist. Beneath his feet are cushy blue matts, nice to fall on, and in front of him is a kid about 9 years old, also wearing a gi. Especially notable is the green belt around his waist. Looking down, whats-your-name belt is only yellow. The kid moves forward lightning fast and launches a board break punch at what-name's gut.

Enemy: Little Timmy

Health: 70/70
Energy: 140/140

Go!
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Lusoric
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I am Groot.
Joe smacked the kid's hand away and kicked at his shins. "Ya little shit." To be his age and a lesser rank than a 9 year old? His dinners hold more of a threat than this little kid does.
Edited by Lusoric, Mar 5 2013, 12:56 AM.
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Dragoknighte
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How wrong Joe was. Timmy, along not as strong as Joe, was far more skilled than he. Although his hand was knocked aside, the tenacious 9 year old was not discouraged following with a lightning fast jab to the ribs, winding Joe a bit and knocking him back a step.

"Dude. Everyone knows yellow is only a step above white belt. I'm your senior by like 4 ranks, retard." Not stopping, Timmy continues his assault with a roundhouse kick to Joe's thigh.

You:
Health: 85/100
Energy: 95/100

Little Timmy:
Health: 70/70
Energy: 128/140
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Lusoric
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"Ow! Good Go-" Timmy then landed the hit on Joe's thigh. "Punk ass little shit!" Joe then shoves the small child attempting to send him down onto the ground. Then he'd lay on the kid until he taps out... That's a rule in martial arts... right? Tapping out?
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Dragoknighte
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Unfortunately, Timmy was aiming for a pressure point, Joe's leg almost gave in. Getting your ass beaten by a little boy wouldn't look very good on a resume. But Timmy was still 9, and even the hurt Joe could easily knock the kid down.

You:
Health: 70/100
Energy: 94/100

Little Timmy:
Health: 69/70
Energy: 120/140
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Lusoric
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Oh right... Pressure points! Joe then karate chopped at the small boy's neck.
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Dragoknighte
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Unfortunately for Joe he was standing upright and Timmy was on the ground. He karate chopped at nothing and his tiny foe was back on his feet and shortly in the air, launching his heel at Joe's nose.


You:
Health: 70/100
Energy: 87/100

Little Timmy:
Health: 69/70
Energy: 95/140
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Lusoric
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Joe grabbed at the kid's leg and flipped it up attempting to make him fall back to the ground, if that worked he'd follow up with one of them elbow pile drivers to the gut.
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Little Timmy slams his elbow into Joe's head, but being the grown man that he is, the yellow belt successfully pulled off his pile driver combo, leaving the kid rolling on the ground and crying.

You:
Health: 54/100
Energy: 74/100

Little Timmy:
Health: 22/70
Energy: 46/140
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Lusoric
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Joe then proceeded to kick the small child while he was on the ground crying. "STOP CRYING YOU LITTLE SHIT!" He shouted.
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That didn't stop the flow of tears from Little Timmy. He was small even for his age. And he was 9. But you kicked his butt. You're a child abuser. Congratulations.

Final Stats:
Health: 54/100
Energy: 56/100

Level Up!
Stats:
Health:130/130
Energy: 125/125

Attack: 2
Defense: 2
Speed: 1

Special moves gained!
Push:
-Pushes a foe off balance. If you're lucky they'll get knocked over entirely.
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Dragoknighte
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Round 2

"What have you done to my Little Timmy?" asks a very flamboyant voice from behind Joe. Standing there was a very fit man in his thirties wearing a white gi and a rainbow colored belt. He was in a fighting stance that quickly became a flying flying aimed at the face. Joe's face specifically.

Enemy: Master Joseph
Health: 130/130
Energy: 140/140

Go!
Edited by Dragoknighte, Mar 10 2013, 06:13 PM.
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Lusoric
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Joe spun around and grabbed the man's leg and then attempted to swing him into the air then onto the ground head first, cartoon style.
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And to no surprise, Joe was kicked in the face and was sent flying. You was not the Hulk. You're still mostly grounded in reality. Master Joseph doesn't let up, chasing after his opponent, aiming to pin Joe to the ground with his knee.

You
Health:100/130
Energy: 125/125

Master Joseph
Health: 130/130
Energy: 105/140
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Lusoric
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Joe did what he did best other than crying himself to sleep at night and eating. He kicked at the man's crotch while still on the floor.
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