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DGC: Lusoric Cannot be Made Into a Witty Title
Topic Started: Mar 5 2013, 12:23 AM (973 Views)
Dragoknighte
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Round 4

Fish guy wasn't very tasty, however, Joe got a knock on the door during his meal it was some douche from PETA.

Enemy: PETA Douche

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Lusoric
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"Yes, hello? Oh. PETA? Really? Aren't you the people who secretly kill puppies and kittens but preach about animal cruelty? You guys also are okay with people being treated like shit but if someone even bats an eye at an animal then they are worse than Hitler, right?" He told off the PETA douche. "Why don't you go find someone who actually abuses animals like one of your coworkers, no animals here.'
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"Hey, don't insult me. I didn't even say anything!" The PETA douche steps forwards into Joe's house. Oh no, they now had a foothold into his house. Nowhere is safe anymore.
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Lusoric
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"I'll give you five seconds to get out of my house. I never invited you in." Joe said glaring at the prick.
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"Hey, you just saw me and started bad mouthing me and my ideals, and I will not stand for it!" The PETA douche started getting in Joe's personal space now, even daring to raise his voice.
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Lusoric
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"What are you even doing here? You first disturb me and my dinner, then you intrude in my home." He told the guy.
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"Aha, I knew I smelled meat. Meat is murder, I'll have you know. And..." Then he began rambling about boring crap like animal rights and the emotions of fish. Would he ever shut up?
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Lusoric
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"What an amazing nose you have to smell that from... wherever you came from. Maybe you guys save animals because you have something in common with them?" He said mockingly. "Both great at smelling AND not very intelligent."
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"I smelled the meat when you opened the door, and I'm this close to stopping you from harming any more animals ever again, buster." He emphasized the word "buster" by prodding Joe's chest with his finger.
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Lusoric
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Joe responded by grabbing the PETA guy's arm and twisting it then attempting an over the shoulder throw.
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The PETA guy slams against the ground, with a sickening thud, and completing his meal in peace seemed assured for Joe, wait, the guy's arm felt weird. Slippery... and it was.... changing shape. A tentacle flies from the floor, slapping Joe's face. The PETA douche was morphing into a half man, half octopus... thing. Well whatever he was, it was not pretty to look at.

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Lusoric
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Joe was confused and disgusted at the same time. "At least this is a better look for you." He taunted the... whatever. "I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going." And he had.

"Wait a second... takoyaki..." He said his mouth drooling. Maybe this guy will taste better. He then stood his guard.
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The PETA guy uses his tentacles to get up to his feet(?) and then uses two of them to try slapping Joe across the face twice more.


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Energy: 199/210

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Lusoric
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Joe grabbed the tentacles as they flew toward his face and yanked on them. "Come over here!" He shouted. He then slammed his head into the enemy's head. Of course it wouldn't hurt that bad, octopuses were squishy.
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And right as Joe went to grab the tentacles:

A foot slams against the corner of a hallway


And then he falls to the ground, thoroughly bitchslapped.

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