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DGC: Lusoric Cannot be Made Into a Witty Title
Topic Started: Mar 5 2013, 12:23 AM (972 Views)
Lusoric
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I am Groot.
"Damnit, what the hell was that?" He asked himself. He then turned to the Octopus and tackled it then punched it's... face?
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Dragoknighte
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The PETA guy's tentacle wraps around Joe's fist, stopping his punch cold and covering his arm with suction cups. Another tentacle moves in to slap Joe again.

You
Health: 152/180
Energy: 192/210

PETA Douche
Health: 162/200
Energy: 155/200
Edited by Dragoknighte, Jun 1 2013, 08:45 PM.
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Lusoric
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Joe grabs the other tentacle flying towards him, he then stomps hist feet against the thing's face and pulls on the tentacles hoping to tear them off.
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Joe gets up so he can try to rip off the PETA guy's tentacles, but before he could, two more tentacles wrapped around his waist, creating a very awkward situation for everyone involved.

You
Health: 152/180
Energy: 184/210

PETA Douche
Health: 162/200
Energy: 146/200
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Lusoric
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Joe smiled with an insane look in his eye. "You know in japan, they eat octopuses raw." He told the monster, he then pulls one of the arms close and bit it as hard as possible.
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Dragoknighte
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Ew. Ew. EEEEEEEW. It tasted like human fish and raw octopi, but in all the wrong ways. Immediately, the PETApus detaches from Joe and starts running away as quickly as possible.

You
Health: 152/180
Energy: 178/210

PETA Douche
Health: 141/200
Energy: 128/200
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Lusoric
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Joe dashed at the PETApus and jumped in the air throwing his foot at the it. It was like one of those things you'd see in a kung-fu movie.
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The PETApus is kicked, falling forwards, rolling a bit before stopping.

You
Health: 152/180
Energy: 163/210

PETA Douche
Health: 126/200
Energy: 121/200
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Lusoric
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Joe grabbed a poker do-hickey from his fire place and pounced onto the PETApus, he then attempted to stab the freak in the face.
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The PETApus was frantically trying to get away from Joe, so when he pounced, he only pinned down most of the tentacles. And Joe couldn't get his aim down because the PETA douche was trying to smack him with a flurry of tentacles.

You
Health: 152/180
Energy: 149/210

PETA Douche
Health: 94/200
Energy: 83/200
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Lusoric
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Joe slashed at the tentacles with the poker making a battle cry.
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Joe's flailing around might have been more effective, were he not trying to stop extremely prehensile tentacles. He still ends up getting smacked a few times.

You
Health: 119/180
Energy: 117/210

PETA Douche
Health: 94/200
Energy: 54/200
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Lusoric
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Joe grabbed and bit down on each of the flailing tentacles. This octopus was going to be eaten one way or another.
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Every time it seemed like Luso would get ahold of a tentacle, it would slip out of his hands. It was like trying to take candy from a baby in all honesty. Have you ever tried that? It's friggin impossible.

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Health: 119/180
Energy: 96/210

PETA Douche
Health: 94/200
Energy: 23/200
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Lusoric
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"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Joe shouted throwing the stick down. he then attmepted to pick up the slimy creature and do the backbreak knee thingy.
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