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hahaha Omegle; chatlogs lol
Topic Started: Jun 19 2009, 03:16 AM (28 Views)
Zeus	Jun 19 2009, 03:16 AM Post #1
Jigga what? Posts: 812 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 28, 2004	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, asl? You: 15/f/Florda Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 22 m new york You: ooooooh, what part of NY? You: ive been to rochester and nyc a few times each Stranger: i live in queens You: isnt that a bad part of the city? Stranger: well.. its ok You: lol You: ive only been to times square and penn station and the walk between Stranger: thats not so much som what are you doing You: not wanting to go to bed, mad that my parents blockd porn sites and took my vibrator You: sitting up trying to find ways around it... Stranger: are you serious? You: ya Stranger: where did you get a vib..? You: my aunt sells them, she said every girl should have one Stranger: and now you cant did it without it and porn? You: well i cannnn You: but that's not the point Stranger: ah i see you want your sextoy You: thats like going from a five star restarant to a tv dinner You: im spoiled Stranger: oh man thats kind of hot You: it was a rabbit too You: so it was REALLLLLY good Stranger: rabbit? You: you dont know? You: they are a dildo with a vibrator for your clit Stranger: you`Re making me horny here You: im making myself a little horny... Stranger: too bad theres no vib You: yeah... but im sure i can make my fingers work if i can find something to masterbate to Stranger: me too You: hmmmmmmm... You: too bad theres not a biting-my-lip emoticon Stranger: mhhh You: what are you doing right now? Stranger: well what do you think? You: mmm, thats kind of hot You: what are you wearing? Stranger: shorts You: ooh, just shorts? Stranger: yeah You: im just in boy shorts and a tankini You: and my boy shorts are a little wet... Stranger: well then do someting You: You: i have been Stranger: mh? You: maybe i should take them off before i get too dirty? You: *get them too dirty? Stranger: good idea You: mm that is better, now i can lean back Stranger: grreat You: that made me hungry for frosted flakes for a second.. lol You: you should take yours off, too... Stranger: done You: lol that was quick You: how big is it...? Stranger: 17,5 centimeters You: :{ I know my metric weights, not lengths, though Stranger: oh, you should know that haha You: just googled it, im impressed You: Stranger: thanks You: im getting really wet thinking about it in my mouth... Stranger: u like blowjobs? You: mmhmm You: ive only given one guy head You: but i really liked it Stranger: nice You: never had sex though... Stranger: oh, but you do it yourselve often? You: before my rents took my vib, yeah Stranger: how often You: well any night i wasnt out with my friends You: and alllll day long if i was home alone Stranger: well, you are perveted haha.. how did they figure out that you are looking porn and had a vib You: i forgot to clear the history... You: stupid mistake Stranger: and the vib? You: they went on a witch-hunt through my room You: screaming at me, You: this isnt hot anymore Stranger: sorry, let me tell you i`m masturbating You: mmmm do you play with your balls while you're masturbating? Stranger: sure You: lol You: i dunno, i think its hot, like when a girl plays with her tits while fingering... You: like i am right now... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Zeus	Jun 23 2009, 11:42 PM Post #2
Jigga what? Posts: 812 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 28, 2004	GhaithMessidona (12:02:45 AM): hello GhaithMessidona is available (12:02:53 AM) BillytheLizard (12:03:10 AM): hello van-cutie-pie GhaithMessidona (12:03:17 AM): :p GhaithMessidona (12:03:23 AM): ima close omegle GhaithMessidona (12:03:24 AM): k? BillytheLizard (12:03:26 AM): k GhaithMessidona (12:03:52 AM): so you said no pics? =( BillytheLizard (12:03:58 AM): sorry, no GhaithMessidona (12:04:03 AM): =/ GhaithMessidona (12:04:07 AM): you have a webcam? BillytheLizard (12:04:44 AM): I do, but my parents just got vista (who the fuck goes out and GETS vista for fucks sake?) and it doesn't work with it : / GhaithMessidona (12:04:54 AM): =O GhaithMessidona (12:04:55 AM): nooo GhaithMessidona (12:05:02 AM): i wanted to see you =( BillytheLizard (12:05:03 AM): Seriously this is the worst os ever BillytheLizard (12:05:31 AM): So where does your sn come from? GhaithMessidona (12:05:51 AM): Ghaith is my name GhaithMessidona (12:06:04 AM): Messidona is a mix of 2 soccer players haha GhaithMessidona (12:06:08 AM): whats your name? BillytheLizard (12:06:12 AM): ekaterina GhaithMessidona (12:07:22 AM): oh nice name GhaithMessidona (12:07:23 AM): hehe BillytheLizard (12:07:30 AM): nice name to you, too GhaithMessidona (12:07:44 AM): haha GhaithMessidona (12:08:27 AM): is there any way of getting the webcam to work? BillytheLizard (12:08:39 AM): sadly, no GhaithMessidona (12:08:49 AM): =/ BillytheLizard (12:08:55 AM): but maybe one of these days when I am over at sandie's I could get on with her BillytheLizard (12:09:03 AM): we might kiss for you GhaithMessidona (12:09:06 AM): ohh sounds naughty haha BillytheLizard (12:09:18 AM): we kiss a lot GhaithMessidona (12:09:27 AM): your a lesbian? BillytheLizard (12:09:30 AM): I don't think she knows i like her like that, though BillytheLizard (12:09:31 AM): nooooo BillytheLizard (12:09:34 AM): bisexual GhaithMessidona (12:09:37 AM): ah GhaithMessidona (12:10:07 AM): hmm tell me more about yourself BillytheLizard (12:10:20 AM): Well, I live in deerfield beach BillytheLizard (12:10:42 AM): ive only ever had sex with one girl GhaithMessidona (12:10:42 AM): go on GhaithMessidona (12:10:47 AM): ah BillytheLizard (12:10:48 AM): no guys, sadly BillytheLizard (12:10:59 AM): I mean you could almost count the guy from myspace GhaithMessidona (12:11:07 AM): what did you guys do BillytheLizard (12:11:13 AM): but his penis was so tiny i don't think it even got inside me BillytheLizard (12:11:18 AM): he liked it though GhaithMessidona (12:11:19 AM): hahaha GhaithMessidona (12:13:16 AM): bah you dont have pics online? BillytheLizard (12:13:31 AM): calm down, I am trying to see if I can hunt some down GhaithMessidona (12:13:39 AM): kk GhaithMessidona (12:13:40 AM): :p BillytheLizard (12:15:03 AM): OH SNAP BillytheLizard (12:15:10 AM): Found some from when my hair was darker BillytheLizard (12:15:16 AM): but also before the coontails :{ BillytheLizard (12:15:22 AM): but whatever, you can see what I look like BillytheLizard (12:15:45 AM): http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Sarou/1245813295907.jpg?t=1245816898 BillytheLizard (12:15:55 AM): They are in my friend Paul's photobucket GhaithMessidona (12:16:09 AM): haha GhaithMessidona (12:16:14 AM): you look very sexy =P BillytheLizard (12:16:25 AM): that's me taking a picture of myself in sandie's bathroom BillytheLizard (12:16:35 AM): http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Sarou/1245814341353.jpg?t=1245816940 BillytheLizard (12:16:40 AM): that's me and sandie GhaithMessidona (12:16:48 AM): haha very cute BillytheLizard (12:17:07 AM): http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Sarou/1245814146181.jpg?t=1245817018 BillytheLizard (12:17:12 AM): GhaithMessidona (12:17:22 AM): your the type of girl i like BillytheLizard (12:17:45 AM): yeah? GhaithMessidona (12:17:50 AM): yeah something about your look BillytheLizard (12:18:09 AM): maybe its because im SUPER CUTE ^__^ GhaithMessidona (12:18:13 AM): not to mention that smokin body haha BillytheLizard (12:18:25 AM): awwwwwww BillytheLizard (12:18:27 AM): well thank you GhaithMessidona (12:18:31 AM): hehe BillytheLizard (12:18:39 AM): I'm touching that smokin body just for you GhaithMessidona (12:18:40 AM): now i really wanna see you on webcam haha GhaithMessidona (12:18:46 AM): :p BillytheLizard (12:19:10 AM): youll have to wait til sandie gets home BillytheLizard (12:19:15 AM): shes in vegas with her parents GhaithMessidona (12:19:19 AM): when will that be BillytheLizard (12:19:28 AM): i dont know, they said friday BillytheLizard (12:19:38 AM): but theyve set dates when going to vegas before BillytheLizard (12:19:44 AM): either they come home early fighting BillytheLizard (12:19:51 AM): or they are there for an extra week or two GhaithMessidona (12:19:54 AM): ahahaha GhaithMessidona (12:20:15 AM): ill be honest with you, im creepin that first pic still haha BillytheLizard (12:20:24 AM): GhaithMessidona (12:20:31 AM): haha BillytheLizard (12:20:42 AM): as long as you don't do that in my window when im getting dressed at night BillytheLizard (12:20:44 AM): GhaithMessidona (12:20:53 AM): LOL BillytheLizard (12:21:10 AM): you can even touch yourself to that picture :O BillytheLizard (12:21:17 AM): i wont bite, i promise GhaithMessidona (12:21:23 AM): aw GhaithMessidona (12:21:33 AM): =D GhaithMessidona (12:21:43 AM): what size are you breasts? BillytheLizard (12:21:49 AM): 32 D GhaithMessidona (12:21:55 AM): oh man haha GhaithMessidona (12:22:03 AM): thats perfect =P BillytheLizard (12:22:10 AM): well duh BillytheLizard (12:22:15 AM): they're mine ;D GhaithMessidona (12:22:26 AM): ahaha GhaithMessidona (12:23:07 AM): someone is full of themselves GhaithMessidona (12:23:11 AM): BillytheLizard (12:23:31 AM): well thats because I dont have anyone else to be full of, if you catch my drift GhaithMessidona (12:23:45 AM): if you had a cam GhaithMessidona (12:23:51 AM): id be first in line GhaithMessidona (12:23:55 AM): haha BillytheLizard (12:23:58 AM): haha BillytheLizard (12:24:25 AM): what do you look like? GhaithMessidona (12:25:22 AM): http://img30.imageshack.us/i/89259612.jpg/ GhaithMessidona (12:25:25 AM): only pic i got GhaithMessidona (12:25:25 AM): haha GhaithMessidona (12:26:11 AM): oh wait i lied GhaithMessidona (12:26:16 AM): i have one another GhaithMessidona (12:26:20 AM): but its kinda weird GhaithMessidona (12:26:27 AM): http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs109.snc1/4925_208717140575_688980575_7202791_2656851_n.jpg BillytheLizard (12:26:39 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha BillytheLizard (12:26:42 AM): I think its cute GhaithMessidona (12:26:44 AM): yeah GhaithMessidona (12:26:53 AM): it was for a school project hahaha GhaithMessidona (12:26:59 AM): i dont do that on my free time BillytheLizard (12:27:36 AM): good to know, lol GhaithMessidona (12:27:41 AM): :p GhaithMessidona (12:28:01 AM): you got any more pics? BillytheLizard (12:28:02 AM): youre, how should i say, exotically dashing GhaithMessidona (12:28:13 AM): ahaha well thank you very much GhaithMessidona (12:28:54 AM): you got more pics? BillytheLizard (12:30:53 AM): sorry BillytheLizard (12:30:57 AM): stepped away for a sec GhaithMessidona (12:31:02 AM): haha GhaithMessidona (12:31:03 AM): kk BillytheLizard (12:31:17 AM): i probably do somewhere, but im not in the mood to stalk myself right now, lol GhaithMessidona (12:31:23 AM): ahaha BillytheLizard (12:31:43 AM): you can't stroke it to the ones i gave you? GhaithMessidona (12:31:59 AM): ahah GhaithMessidona (12:32:07 AM): i just want veriety lol BillytheLizard (12:32:49 AM): i understand, im the same way with porn BillytheLizard (12:32:56 AM): but youll have to waaaaaaaaait GhaithMessidona (12:33:01 AM): i guess GhaithMessidona (12:33:17 AM): better be worth it BillytheLizard (12:33:25 AM): well what do you think? GhaithMessidona (12:33:32 AM): i think it will be GhaithMessidona (12:33:51 AM): what do you thin GhaithMessidona (12:33:52 AM): k BillytheLizard (12:34:06 AM): i think i want something warm and hard in my hand GhaithMessidona (12:34:25 AM): i think i want a hand on my warm and hard thing BillytheLizard (12:34:31 AM): lol GhaithMessidona (12:34:34 AM): =P BillytheLizard (12:34:43 AM): a cute little soft feminine hand? BillytheLizard (12:35:10 AM): with purple nail polish? GhaithMessidona (12:35:21 AM): ahaha if thats what you have then yes sir BillytheLizard (12:35:46 AM): maybe you could put that warm, hard thing between my tits at some point GhaithMessidona (12:36:00 AM): that would also be nice BillytheLizard (12:36:29 AM): then we could compare sizes BillytheLizard (12:36:43 AM): and whoever's dick is bigger puts it in the other one's ass GhaithMessidona (12:36:49 AM): ahaha what? BillytheLizard (12:37:26 AM): i want to put my hot, throbbing penis into your boyish ass GhaithMessidona (12:37:36 AM): hmm GhaithMessidona (12:37:38 AM): no thanks BillytheLizard (12:37:48 AM): Then I will spread my robot wings and sing praises to my robot god GhaithMessidona (12:38:00 AM): =/ GhaithMessidona (12:38:02 AM): cool. BillytheLizard (12:38:22 AM): Don't be afraid, you will make a fine sacrifice to Zeon GhaithMessidona (12:38:37 AM): you mean Zenon BillytheLizard (12:39:16 AM): HE IS NOT A MISSPELLED GASEOUS ELEMENT BillytheLizard (12:39:23 AM): HE IS THE ROBOT GOD GhaithMessidona (12:39:36 AM): oh my bad BillytheLizard (12:39:45 AM): ONE SNAP OF HIS ROBOT FINGERS AND EVERY HUMAN WOULD BECOME HIS ROBOT SLAVE GhaithMessidona (12:39:53 AM): cool. BillytheLizard (12:40:40 AM): By the way, the FBI says hi, they'll be over to your house in a bit, they've got to stop at Keanu Reeves and get that shit he's been smoking from him, then they'll be right over, hope you guys have fun! GhaithMessidona (12:40:59 AM): sweet
Zeus	Jun 23 2009, 11:43 PM Post #3
Jigga what? Posts: 812 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 28, 2004	that one started in omegle, ,but I made the unfortunate decision to close that tab when we moved to AIM.
Zeus	Aug 12 2009, 06:07 PM Post #4
Jigga what? Posts: 812 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 28, 2004	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hola Stranger: hola Stranger: como estas? You: bien, bien, y tu? Stranger: bien Stranger: chica/chico You: das ist gut Stranger: ? You: haha, Deutsch You: Germannn Stranger: i see You: 14/f/Florida Stranger: didnt you just say you had to leave? You: no? Stranger: oh Stranger: i just talked to a girl in fla Stranger: idk Stranger: like a 10 word convo You: lol Stranger: pics? You: not me You: nope, gotta get to know you before I put out Stranger: i didnt mean nude Stranger: You: Stillllllllll, I don't want you talking to me just because you like my body Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i understand Stranger: so, hows fla? You: too many people at school are like that, and its annnoooooyyyyinnnnggg You: Hot. Muggy. Stranger: talk to you because you look good? You: Yeah Stranger: thats lame You: and its like, I try to have an interesting conversation but they don't even act interested in what I have to say Stranger: i hate those ppl You: they just want to touch my lovely lady lumps ;D Stranger: hahaha Stranger: funny You: too bad most of them never will Stranger: haha Stranger: dont let them Stranger: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewTaggedPhoto&friendID=76651246&imageUserID=16833237&imageID=56210183 Stranger: meeee You: hahahahahaha, I love that guy "Show me your genitals, your genitals, show me your genitals GENITALIAAAA" Stranger: haha You: You're pretty cute Stranger: pfft You: Where's Dawsonville? Stranger: 10 minutes past the middle of nowhere Stranger: nah Stranger: its in north georgia You: ah, I'm all the way down in Deerfield beach Stranger: is it fun? Stranger: at the beach? You: There's a lot to do down here, but it all gets old when everyone is so rich and shallowwwww Stranger: i agree You: Fucking, my best friend's sister just got a bmw for her 16th birthday. I mean, I'm not exactly poor, but it still just seems like too much for these kids to handle. they don't even do a shred of work for anything. Stranger: i am in the EXACT same spot as you Stranger: i hav had nothing but junkers all my life Stranger: well... 3 years Stranger: of driving You: lol Stranger: but i just got a truck for graduation You: I'm probably gonna get a car for my 16th, but it's not gonna be a fucking beamer Stranger: you wanna know what i got for my 16th? You: I might get a hybrid, just to spit in the face of all the Hummer-driving losers at school You: what? Stranger: a $150 peice of shit You: lol Stranger: that smelled like exhaust fumes Stranger: all the time Stranger: it was BAD You: lol You: builds character Stranger: it does Stranger: made me appreciate what i have now You: for suuuure Stranger: what kind of music do you listen to? You: my first mp3 player held like, 512 megabytes and the batteries still didn't even last long enough to get through the music. but I made sure i treated it well and had it for a few years before I bargained to do a bunch of yard work for an iPod You: lol, we're on the same page You: I like some metal, like Chiodos, BrokeNcyde, Bullet for my Valentine Stranger: i saw bfmv You: a little country just because my parents play it all the time, I got used to it Stranger: recently You: Really??? How was the show!? I hear they are really good showmen Stranger: it was good Stranger: kse was better though You: hahaaaaa, another good choice Stranger: do you know what the mayhem tour is? You: yeah Stranger: i went to that in atlanta You: i bet that was fun Stranger: it was Stranger: ok Stranger: marylin manson didnt play for long You: awwww, he's getting lame anyway You: he was good when he started out, but then he turned to pop and it's just kind of sad Stranger: hes getting oooooooooool Stranger: d Stranger: oooooooooooooold You: yeahhh Stranger: you can tell when you get close You: welllllll, you've earned it You: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewTaggedPhoto&friendID=76651246&imageUserID=16833237&imageID=56210183 You: whoops You: that's your picture lemme try again Stranger: lol Stranger: You: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Sarou/1245813295907.jpg Stranger: thats you? You: yeah Stranger: wow You: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Sarou/1245814146181.jpg You: :3 Stranger: your the cute one here Stranger: not me Stranger: lol You: awwwww, thanks You: but you're pretty cute, too You: maybe not as cute as me ;} You: but still pretty cute Stranger: maybe Stranger: what kind of hybrid do you want? You: I don't know, I was thinking about the Prius, but no boy would ever want to ride with me in that thing after Jeff Dunham tore it to pieces on his tour Stranger: haha You: If the new Volt is out in time, I might get that You: but it's so damned expensive Stranger: smart car lol You: OOOOOH, Smart car! You: maybe Stranger: those things are so ridiculous You: the only non-hybrid I REALLY really like is the Mini Cooper Stranger: if you got hit in one of those you would NOT survive Stranger: safety=#1 Stranger: minis are cool You: I'd want to be awesome and get the british flag painted on top Stranger: hahaha austin powers You: then yell at people in traffic with my british accent Stranger: my fav Stranger: hahaha Stranger: "oi!!! get out the bleedin way!!!!!!!!!!!1" You: Or drive the wrong side of the road some time and get pulled over, then flash some cleavage and explain that I am British and forgot Stranger: haha Stranger: might work You: If i'm still this cute in two years it should work like a charm Stranger: you will be Stranger: it just gets better with age Stranger: what are you jr sophomore Stranger: ? You: I'll be a sophomore this year Stranger: niuce Stranger: nice* You: now i can make fun of all my old friends who are gonna be freshman You: continue the trend Stranger: yeah, most of my friends are still in school Stranger: i=graduated You: I figured, you sound too intelligent to be a super-senior Stranger: haha Stranger: i kinda miss school Stranger: in a way You: yeah, I'm feeling the same. getting close to the end of summer and I miss hanging out with my friends all day every day Stranger: word You: classes are retarrrrrded and half my teachers need to be told where they can shove their lesson plans You: but hanging out with friends all day is a huge pluss Stranger: at least your teachers know what they are talking about, half the teachers here just go by the book Stranger: its like they dont know anything about the class You: Well, I got detention last year for telling my teacher she was wrong for telling us that a kilometer is longer than a mile Stranger: haha You: she even wrote in the note that I was right, but that i need to learn "my place" in class, which is apparently to not challenge misleading information Stranger: they need to make themselves feel better by putting you in detention. makes them feel powerful Stranger: by putting a little girl in detention Stranger: well... not exactly little You: it's because she's 53 and ugly and she's jealous of my great looks ;D Stranger: probably You: someone's talking about my bewbage You: Stranger: noooo You: lololol Stranger: not what i meant Stranger: Stranger: what size are you? c? You: I'm right on the line between c and d You: it's hard to find the right size for me, I hope they get just a littttttttle bigger so I can properly fit a d, because all my c's are too tight, and my d's don't support right Stranger: i see Stranger: well, my name is matt You: my name is Kelsey :} You: a pleasure to make your acquaintence, sir Stranger: im not leaving Stranger: lol You: lol You: good, i like talkig to yu You: urrrrrrrrgh You: mistype Stranger: its all good i can read it Stranger: as long ans some of the letters match You: lol Stranger: so, what do you do for fun? You: Well, obviously there's the beach Stranger: ahh yes You: but there's a biiiiiig mall nearby with a cheesecake factory and a bunch of other cool shops around You: and some awesome sushi places Stranger: mmmmm sushi!!1 You: YEAH! I love sushi! Stranger: its been a while for me\ Stranger: like 6 months Stranger: broke ass nigga:( Stranger: do you party? You: sometimes You: I'm not much of a drinker, I'm a ridiculous lightweight You: but I've been known to take a few hits off the bong every now and then Stranger: haha me too Stranger: oooh shit Stranger: im a big smoker You: cool, cool You: I'm happy to know that someday in my lifetime I will see it legal Stranger: i know!! it will be Stranger: soon You: even if I'm eighty when it happens, I'll just be happy that people are finally realizing that it was dumb to try in the first place You: I mean, prohibition didn't work, why the hell did they try this!? Stranger: to see how much money we can piss away? You: haha yupp You: you ever watch the show Bullshit! with Penn and Teller? Stranger: no Stranger: what channel? Stranger: maybe\ You: I dunno, I watch it online You: but they did an episode on the drug war and how stupid it is Stranger: actually, i think i saw that Stranger: maybe... You: and apparently, the government actually had its own medical marijuana program way back when You: there are still seven people on it, and he guy they talked to gets 300 j's a month You: they just send him a tin with 300 j's in it You: every month You: so jealous Stranger: and its GOVERNMENT weed Stranger: like... damn You: yeah, that's TEN joints a day of government weed Stranger: omg You: and the guy is a stockbroker Stranger: i wouldnt be able to afford munchies You: works on wall street You: how the fuck can they say that weed is harmful and makes you lazy if they give it to a SUCCESSFUL stockbroker You: in MASS QUANTITIES Stranger: they are above us average people\ Stranger: and it sucks You: well what sucks is that they are not, they just got somewhere they could pretend to be above us Stranger: they can say our grass is blue Stranger: if they want You: I don't think anyone is legitimately smarter than anyone else, just that different people learn different things You: and the education system decides what's important and what'sno You: not Stranger: yeah You: on a related note I think too much Stranger: you are a thinker Stranger: i like that Stranger: most goiod looking women cant even tie their shoes You: lol Stranger: good* Stranger: you know what i mean? You: well, as much as I think, my uhh, urrr, drive has gotten me into some pretty stupid situations before You: but at least I am making mistakes while i am young Stranger: drive? stupid situations? Stranger: elaborate You: wellllll Stranger: haha my love for pot got me in a stupid situation You: my love for sex got me in a bad relationship during this last school year You: had me believing I was worthless for a while You: then i got smart and ditched his lame ass You: which is where i really started being a thinker Stranger: did he treat you like shit? You: I don't want to be stuck in stupid situations You: yeah Stranger: why? You: just because I don't know better Stranger: was he on crack? You: well, my assumption is just that he was so insecure that i would leave him for someone who looked better he had to make me feel like i wasn't worth anyone elses time Stranger: he had to be on crack to treat a woman thast looks as good as you like shit You: awwwwh, thanks :} You: but i want to find someone who can actually understand how i feel about them and doesn't even have to entertain the thought that i would leave them for someone else Stranger: well i hop you do Stranger: move up here Stranger: haha You: lol You: not so fast, big boy You: Stranger: im just saying Stranger: NO woman should EVER be treated like shit You: i agree, but people are stupid Stranger: unless they kick a dude in the balls Stranger: i might have to chokeabitch Stranger: lol You: lol You: i want kids someday, a long while down the road You: i wouldn't kick a guy in the diiiick Stranger: i hope not Stranger: lol Stranger: you like sex alot? You: mhmmmmm Stranger: lol Stranger: me too You: who doesn't? You: it's pretty great You: and i'm not one of those prudes who will never admit i masturbate, either You: i do it alllll the time Stranger: thats good Stranger: me too Stranger: i mean Stranger: why not You: and you can't get hairy palms if you trim the hedges ;D Stranger: got a few minutes to kill in the mcdonalds line? have a wank! Stranger: my palms are BALD You: hahaha, mine too Stranger: thats goooood Stranger: hairy chicks scare Stranger: me You: ya, my best friend was changing one time and we were hanging out. she's still got her bush and i gasped, then started laughing You: i don't know if she's shaved it yet, but i give her shit about it every now and then Stranger: haha lol Stranger: i remember when i got my bush. it kinda just appeared one day You: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Sarou/1245814341353.jpg You: her and I hanging out ^ Stranger: haha Stranger: same day? You: nah You: this was earlier this summer Stranger: ahh You: before i found out about her hilarious busssh Stranger: did she ever shave it? You: dunno yet, she won't talk about it around people Stranger: haha You: she's not as bold and open as i am Stranger: haha i am very open Stranger: very You: I'm very open in every aspect of my life ;} Stranger: that is a very good thing in a woman imo You: in anyone imo Stranger: true true Stranger: this is probably the longest time i have talked to anyone on here You: me toooo You: usually i end up talking to 22 year old college dropouts from indonesia who have never heard of a vibrator Stranger: haha i know what you mean Stranger: i usually get europe Stranger: not many americans Stranger: and if i do they are all dudes You: yep Stranger: lame dudes You: 21/m/mom's basement Stranger: 34/fatass/male/moms basement in underwear You: hahahaha Stranger: watching anime You: hentai at that Stranger: ahh yes You: KAWAII DESU NE~ ^____________^ Stranger: hahah wtf? You: hahaha, animu Stranger: im a furry Stranger: is that weird? You: are you really? Stranger: hahah fuck no You: hahahahaha, goooooood You: I was worried for a second there Stranger: sex gets too hot to be wearing bunny suits Stranger: for real You: I'm fully open sexually to anything human You: HUMAN. You: If I wanted to fuck a dog it wouldn't be a lameass 34 year old dirty hippy doesn't shower and wears a fursuit in 100 degree weather just to get his freak on with other furries asshole You: i guarantee it Stranger: for real Stranger: i like it when im like dripping sweat when its all over Stranger: its like rewarding Stranger: in a way You: mmmmmmmm, stooop iiiiiit You: you're gonna get me all riled up Stranger: after a 5 hour fuck fest Stranger: in a dark room You: oh goddamnit now I'm all.... nevermind Stranger: do you fuck to music? You: all the time? You: techno is best for that You: like, house or hardcore You: anything with a dominant beat Stranger: you just typed what i was going to type Stranger: wtf Stranger: lol You: :p Stranger: darude Stranger: infected mushroom You: Juno Reactor Stranger: tiesto Stranger: showtek Stranger: donkey rollers You: newcleus Stranger: loooooooove techno You: and g-something or other I can't remember Stranger: whats the longest you have had sex? You: hmmmmmm Stranger: longest period of time You: well the aforementioned asshole was pretty good in bed, ergo why i made the dumb decisions i did You: but we still never made it past two hours You: most likely because we never had the time Stranger: wow Stranger: you havnt lived Stranger: til you have had sex for at least 8 hours straight You: oh wow, i don't even know what I would do if i had someone in me for eight hours You: probably cream all over them like eighty times Stranger: mmmmmmm You: welp, there it goes You: where it ends up, nobody knows You: hand's in the pants, see what you've gone and done? Stranger: thats a good thing You: protip: i've never ever needed lube Stranger: mmmmmm now whos getting who riled up? You: well I can't be alone in this, now can i? Stranger: sure cant Stranger: takes two to tango You: indeed You: so... uh, how big are you? Stranger: 7-8 1/2 You: mmmmmmmmmm you pretty thick? Stranger: 6 inches around Stranger: last time i measured You: D: You: I was gonna say I could probably suck it down to the base but now I don't know... Stranger: not 1 has yet Stranger: You: I've been that one before, though Stranger: haha Stranger: dammit You: dammit? Stranger: i have a 5 foot boner You: haha You: that's a good thing Stranger: sometimes You: well if you were in public I'd sit on your lap to hide it for you Stranger: when your literature teacher asks you to pass out a stack of papers and you have a stiffie, its not fun You: and grind around a bit because I'm a teasy bitch Stranger: haha i can be just as teasy You: mmmmmmhow so? Stranger: bite the neck, run my hand up your lap but not touch Stranger: pull your hair You: now you've got me biting my lip You: you naughty boy Stranger: you have NO idea You: would smack my ass? Stranger: oh yeah You: I love it when guys grab my ass... You: well as long as I know it's coming Stranger: its proven that smacking of the ass turns most people on You: for sure Stranger: id slap dat ass as im hittin it from the back You: mmmmmmmmm Stranger: pulling your hair You: well I'd lightly run my nails up and down your legs while I'm at least attempting to go all the way down on you Stranger: mmmmmm Stranger: ima have to do the deed in a minute Stranger: maybe You: lol You: I've already made sure my vibrator is out and ready :* Stranger: i dont wanna sound like a creep or anything but damn i wish i had a sexier pic of you You: I don't keep any of those online, too many actual creeps who know how to dig through your shit, sorry Stranger: thats a good thing Stranger: ppl do that You: but just imagine pulling that tight little sports bra off of me You: running your hands up and down my tight little stomach You: biting my neck while i reach around behind and stroke your huge erection You: I'm sure you can get yourself by Stranger: maybe... You: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, I work on the show, To Catch a Predator. We are in constant contact with the police and have already notified them in your area of your ip address and will be getting in contact with you, and, possibly, your parents soon. Criminal charges may not necessarily be pressed, but be warned that you are now on file as a potential predator. Stranger: hahaha Stranger: thats funny You: Damnit You: well I can at least ruin your fantasy by telling you that I am actually a 22 year old male from South west Michigan and I delight in pedobaiting on Omegle You: I was gonna pull the old "I have a dick" thing on you, but I didn't think you would fall for that one as easily as the Chris Hansen prank Stranger: haha Stranger: wait, really? You: Yep, completely serious Stranger: and the pics? You: you just masturbated to a conversation with another guy You: some pics I pulled off of 4chan a while back Stranger: well, i didnt actually masturbate, and had no intentions to. You: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Sarou/007.jpg Stranger: maybe... You: same album, actually me Stranger: haha fooled the shit outta me You: Yeah, I'm anon, it just works out that way. Nothing quite as fun as getting someone going then either scaring the shit out of them or confusing the shit out of them You: but you, sir, are a formidable opponent You: I bow to you Stranger: haha thank you Stranger: i never self incriminate Stranger: try not to at least Stranger: lol You: lol Stranger: you played that shit off well You: I'm a people watcher, which isn't to say I don't have friends, just that I pay entirely too much attention to the people I do know You: I am a master of impersonations Stranger: i am a ppl watcher too Stranger: good game chap You: good game indeed, sir You: good game indeed Stranger: lol Stranger: i cant help but laugh Stranger: lol You: Too many people I know who pedobait try and go straight to the sexy You: I just can't feel real if I don't just lightly guide the conversation that way You: and let the other person feel like they are in control of the dialogue Stranger: i see Stranger: well played Stranger: i had NO idea if that counts You: Thank you, sir, your input is valuable, and will aid in the confidence that I am persuading the proverbial shit right out into some other guy's pants You: Not yours, for sure, but I have gotten some people before Stranger: lol Stranger: i bet Stranger: well, been nice talking anon You: have a great day
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